WEBVTT - Do I Have to Wash New Underpants Before I Wear Them? feat. Nore Davis, Sara Schaefer, and Ben Sinclair 0:00:00.480 --> 0:00:03.080 Hey, mich Shelbyte, are you an outdoors kind of person? 0:00:03.120 --> 0:00:03.240 There? 0:00:03.360 --> 0:00:04.920 Are you serious? Bitch? Look at my body. It's a 0:00:05.000 --> 0:00:07.320 timp repedic mattress. Okay, this is like a This is 0:00:07.360 --> 0:00:09.959 like a breeding ground for every type of tick and bug. 0:00:10.000 --> 0:00:12.240 I don't go camping. My husband's like, can we eat 0:00:12.280 --> 0:00:14.480 outdoors in the garden patio. I'm like, do you see 0:00:14.480 --> 0:00:17.000 those fucking spiders your ball, bitch? This is like a 0:00:17.040 --> 0:00:20.239 fucking bedroom for them. So no, I haven't been camping. Sorry, 0:00:20.320 --> 0:00:22.280 I'm so aggressive. Okay, I have a lot of feelings 0:00:22.280 --> 0:00:22.720 about it. 0:00:22.880 --> 0:00:24.640 Question asked, question answered. 0:00:32.240 --> 0:00:34.879 Ow, Hey everybody, I'm a Cheve Bottel. 0:00:34.680 --> 0:00:37.080 And I'm Jordan Carlos and welcome to Adulting from w 0:00:37.240 --> 0:00:40.120 NYC Studios, the podcast where we learn how to be 0:00:40.159 --> 0:00:41.840 grown as adults together. 0:00:43.200 --> 0:00:46.159 We recorded this episode at Union Hall with some really 0:00:46.320 --> 0:00:48.680 amazing people like Nori Davis. 0:00:48.800 --> 0:00:51.360 I love that guy. Sarah Shaeffer, she's amazing, Pride. 0:00:51.120 --> 0:00:53.760 Of Virginia, Pride of Virginia. She's so smart, so funny, 0:00:53.760 --> 0:00:55.840 so talented. Do you guys have really great glasses? 0:00:56.040 --> 0:00:57.000 Yes, it's true. 0:00:57.080 --> 0:01:01.160 For respectacled Wonders and Ben Sinclair, the man who was 0:01:01.200 --> 0:01:02.240 there I love this. 0:01:02.360 --> 0:01:04.400 You know, was so funny. He is not high maintenance 0:01:04.400 --> 0:01:04.679 at all. 0:01:04.840 --> 0:01:06.399 No, he's not the lowest. 0:01:06.480 --> 0:01:09.120 He's the lowest mats of it all. He's just like 0:01:09.160 --> 0:01:11.240 a panty dropping beard of. 0:01:12.680 --> 0:01:13.400 Loveliness. 0:01:13.400 --> 0:01:15.280 Well, birds fly out of it, and who knows what 0:01:15.319 --> 0:01:18.240 else Unicorn honey, I mean, it's it's no joke. You 0:01:18.280 --> 0:01:21.040 should not micro does son Vincent Clair, he is the best. 0:01:21.280 --> 0:01:24.880 Yes, get you fill right now. Listen to the episode. Now, 0:01:30.560 --> 0:01:39.000 makes some mother fucking noise. Okay, welcome to adulting on 0:01:39.080 --> 0:01:41.240 the show. If you tell us to Jordan Carlos, thank 0:01:41.280 --> 0:01:43.400 you for coming to our show. Have you been here before? 0:01:43.480 --> 0:01:48.800 Make some noise. It's so dark, makes some noise if 0:01:48.840 --> 0:01:52.840 you haven't been here, even better. So we put the 0:01:52.880 --> 0:01:54.920 show together like a few months ago because we were just 0:01:54.920 --> 0:01:57.120 like sitting around talking about adulting and all the ship 0:01:57.200 --> 0:01:58.600 we had to do in life. I mean, he takes 0:01:58.600 --> 0:02:02.600 care of kids. He's not an he has kids. I 0:02:02.600 --> 0:02:05.160 do have kids, you know, like I'm paying taxes. I 0:02:05.160 --> 0:02:07.760 got titties and two dogs. I got responsibilities to. 0:02:08.760 --> 0:02:12.160 What you said, what you said, Yeah, I actually I do. 0:02:12.240 --> 0:02:14.520 I have major responsibilities. And I did chase my son 0:02:14.840 --> 0:02:19.040 not in these pants, but some ripped jeans yesterday at 0:02:19.080 --> 0:02:22.600 Brooklyn Bowl and I did you know this about bowling alleys? 0:02:22.600 --> 0:02:27.920 They lube them and my son no, I did not know. 0:02:28.080 --> 0:02:31.080 My son ran towards the pins, and uh, why did 0:02:31.080 --> 0:02:31.680 you let him do that? 0:02:31.760 --> 0:02:33.000 Well he's one and a half. 0:02:33.320 --> 0:02:35.200 He's one and a half, and he's like fuck it, 0:02:35.280 --> 0:02:38.560 no consequences, and he just ran towards the pins. And 0:02:38.600 --> 0:02:42.280 I was like like and slipped, hit my head, hit 0:02:42.320 --> 0:02:43.160 my wrist, hit. 0:02:43.040 --> 0:02:45.960 My back, and people were like uk. 0:02:46.120 --> 0:02:48.880 I was like great, you know, like I literally slide 0:02:48.919 --> 0:02:50.400 tackled my child and. 0:02:51.120 --> 0:02:53.200 Were you just like a Jim Carrey movie yesterday? 0:02:54.000 --> 0:02:54.240 Is that? 0:02:55.240 --> 0:02:55.400 Oh? 0:02:55.440 --> 0:02:55.600 Man? 0:02:55.639 --> 0:02:57.440 I wish I was there. I love going to the 0:02:57.480 --> 0:03:00.000 Brooklyn Bowl like high and just like looking at parents 0:03:00.080 --> 0:03:03.520 chasing their kids and they have great fried chicken too, 0:03:03.639 --> 0:03:08.280 and it's like like the bullet bowling bulls are gross. 0:03:08.280 --> 0:03:13.320 It's like you're fingering someone else's fucking meal, isn't He's 0:03:13.360 --> 0:03:16.240 out of town, yeah, Kays, he's Dutch, so he's in 0:03:16.240 --> 0:03:20.160 Holland right now with his friends and family, enjoying his birthday. 0:03:20.400 --> 0:03:22.400 But I, you know, I realized like how much I 0:03:22.400 --> 0:03:24.400 miss him, just because like going to bed. I'm like, 0:03:24.440 --> 0:03:26.480 you know, used to like having you know, I like 0:03:26.520 --> 0:03:29.360 to be big spoon. I'm like, what ne and the 0:03:29.440 --> 0:03:32.840 pillow works? And I'm also like, who's going to kill 0:03:32.840 --> 0:03:35.000 the spiders? Like he's like, that's the only reason why 0:03:35.000 --> 0:03:37.120 I'm married. I need someone to kill the spiders. So 0:03:37.120 --> 0:03:39.800 many spiders. And today I found a dead mouse in 0:03:39.840 --> 0:03:40.560 my kitchen. 0:03:40.800 --> 0:03:42.120 I killed a mouse once. 0:03:45.840 --> 0:03:46.800 How you doing it? 0:03:46.960 --> 0:03:47.480 Okay? 0:03:48.160 --> 0:03:50.960 So anyway, what you don't think I could kill? 0:03:50.920 --> 0:03:51.640 I could kill. 0:03:51.680 --> 0:03:56.360 I'm a killer. And so there's I don't know why. 0:03:56.400 --> 0:03:58.520 In my apartment, I had this old like I had 0:03:58.520 --> 0:04:00.920 an old phone book, right, and uh there was a 0:04:01.160 --> 0:04:02.160 and so thank you. 0:04:02.520 --> 0:04:03.640 Uh, I like it. 0:04:04.000 --> 0:04:07.520 I'm mianto vintage and so so below my TV there 0:04:07.560 --> 0:04:09.360 was like the credenza, right, and then you got the 0:04:09.400 --> 0:04:13.000 console whatever you call it. And so the I could 0:04:13.080 --> 0:04:15.839 see the console went flush to the floor. Don't laugh 0:04:15.880 --> 0:04:19.320 at my vocabulary. The console went flush. 0:04:20.160 --> 0:04:24.520 But it's like it was, yeah, it was a fundon't 0:04:24.520 --> 0:04:29.240 want console very hard but to go it was no, 0:04:29.880 --> 0:04:30.920 I don't have the money for that. 0:04:31.240 --> 0:04:33.880 But so it went right to the to the floor. 0:04:33.960 --> 0:04:36.560 And then and then this I saw this like mouse 0:04:36.680 --> 0:04:39.240 poke its head out, and then it got like it 0:04:39.360 --> 0:04:41.400 was like in the perfect position that I could just 0:04:41.520 --> 0:04:46.039 I kicked the phone books calm down, and the phone 0:04:46.080 --> 0:04:48.440 book was like it was trapped right in this kind 0:04:48.440 --> 0:04:51.000 of triangular kind of thing between the wall, the console 0:04:51.040 --> 0:04:52.880 and the phone book. And I stayed there for an 0:04:52.880 --> 0:04:57.280 hour and I called my dad and I was like, Dad, 0:04:57.320 --> 0:05:00.080 I have this mouse trapped. And he's like, you know, 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:02.279 you have to consider what you want to do with that, 0:05:02.320 --> 0:05:03.920 you know, like he's like, do you want to kill 0:05:03.920 --> 0:05:04.760 it or anything like that. 0:05:04.839 --> 0:05:06.280 I was like, well, I think I think. 0:05:06.400 --> 0:05:08.200 He's like, do you think if it came into your 0:05:08.200 --> 0:05:10.159 home and it had the power to do, you know, 0:05:10.240 --> 0:05:12.520 to kill you, do you think it was I was like, yeah, 0:05:12.560 --> 0:05:17.120 I think so. And he's like the notebook, what's happening 0:05:18.000 --> 0:05:19.359 a close relationship with my father? 0:05:19.480 --> 0:05:21.559 Okay, oh my god, that's too much. 0:05:21.760 --> 0:05:25.200 So I I just I went over there and I 0:05:25.960 --> 0:05:27.880 kicked the phone book and I kicked it against the 0:05:27.920 --> 0:05:30.080 wall like until the voice is stopped, and. 0:05:32.400 --> 0:05:35.200 Then I and I and it's. 0:05:35.120 --> 0:05:38.960 Yeah, and I'm I'm I have that killer instinct in me, 0:05:39.080 --> 0:05:39.640 you know what I mean? 0:05:39.960 --> 0:05:43.400 If I call my dad and uh and get repped up. 0:05:43.680 --> 0:05:46.960 Oh my god, but it was the most gangster, uniclow 0:05:48.880 --> 0:05:50.000 motherfucker I've ever met. 0:05:50.080 --> 0:05:52.960 I think, thank you, I appreciate that. I appreciate that. 0:05:53.080 --> 0:05:55.520 Yeah, that poor mouse. Wow, you really got your rage out. 0:05:55.600 --> 0:05:56.640 Huh. Oh god. 0:05:57.160 --> 0:05:59.200 I think there's also part of adulting too. It's like 0:05:59.240 --> 0:06:02.320 being an adult but understanding when you need help. Yes, 0:06:02.440 --> 0:06:04.600 you know what I mean, Like I don't. I don't financially, 0:06:04.600 --> 0:06:06.760 I don't need help. But my mom loves to pay 0:06:06.760 --> 0:06:07.640 for my cell phone bill. 0:06:09.160 --> 0:06:12.880 We've been over this. Really, what did you? 0:06:12.960 --> 0:06:14.799 Three people just cocked that head sideways? 0:06:14.960 --> 0:06:17.480 Excuse me. This lady has her arms cross. It's a 0:06:17.520 --> 0:06:17.840 nice man. 0:06:20.160 --> 0:06:23.200 She is giving you the stank eye, Like how many 0:06:23.200 --> 0:06:25.120 people in the room are still sponsored on their cell 0:06:25.160 --> 0:06:25.560 phone bill? 0:06:25.640 --> 0:06:27.280 It's okay, you can it's dark. 0:06:27.360 --> 0:06:31.719 Yeah, thank you, thank you. 0:06:31.920 --> 0:06:33.120 My people make it. 0:06:35.279 --> 0:06:37.719 Yes we are. We're gonna make it after all. No, 0:06:37.880 --> 0:06:40.040 my mom know what's happening. 0:06:40.200 --> 0:06:42.880 You need to grow the funk up and stop leaching 0:06:42.960 --> 0:06:43.520 your parents. 0:06:43.800 --> 0:06:47.359 I'm not leaching. I send her. I'm not. She She 0:06:47.520 --> 0:06:49.960 thinks she wants to help. She knows that I'm very independent, 0:06:49.920 --> 0:06:52.039 and she wants to like it makes her feel like 0:06:52.040 --> 0:06:55.120 we're closer the family plan. 0:06:55.200 --> 0:06:56.120 That's the family plan. 0:06:57.080 --> 0:06:58.200 Okay, I don't play it. 0:07:01.520 --> 0:07:04.520 The rest of you to get like me and and 0:07:04.560 --> 0:07:07.640 get off your parents' plans. Who has help with rent? 0:07:09.960 --> 0:07:14.600 See so quiet? That's what adulting is all about. We 0:07:14.600 --> 0:07:17.920 we like we we basically yeah, we make the buttholes pucker. 0:07:19.160 --> 0:07:21.560 Are you ready to start? 0:07:20.120 --> 0:07:23.760 There? Shall we? Yeah? Yeah? 0:07:24.480 --> 0:07:31.080 A writ again? You're ready for the guest, Ready for 0:07:31.120 --> 0:07:32.400 the guests, Ready for the guest. 0:07:33.560 --> 0:07:35.200 Yeah, it's like I shouldn't do that. 0:07:35.720 --> 0:07:37.320 Our first guy's coming out. I've done him since I 0:07:37.360 --> 0:07:40.320 started comedy. He's so sweet, he's so kind. He just 0:07:40.320 --> 0:07:42.680 did some stand up on Cone and O'Brien. He's got 0:07:42.720 --> 0:07:45.080 a great sense of style and his elbows are not 0:07:45.480 --> 0:08:01.200 actually please baby good, very cut. We got a baby, 0:08:01.280 --> 0:08:02.400 yeah and the cut? 0:08:02.680 --> 0:08:08.160 Congratulations Now having you're specialist on Amazon correct? 0:08:08.200 --> 0:08:08.360 Yeah? 0:08:08.400 --> 0:08:10.800 Yeah, you guys are doping on Amazon Prime. 0:08:10.920 --> 0:08:13.080 That you guys are and uh yeah, if you don't 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:15.600 have Prime, just steal somebody in your family past. 0:08:15.400 --> 0:08:18.520 Word probably your parents. 0:08:18.600 --> 0:08:21.000 Yeah, I'm about that leash in life. I'm with that ship. 0:08:21.080 --> 0:08:24.160 Hell yeah, you need help, man, I still do laundry 0:08:24.160 --> 0:08:24.960 at my mom's house. 0:08:26.320 --> 0:08:32.120 I refuse to pay for laundry. One stuff, I do 0:08:32.200 --> 0:08:37.520 my laundry. I see that's true. Yes, I got it. 0:08:37.720 --> 0:08:39.920 I got I say hi, Hey, how you doing mom? 0:08:39.960 --> 0:08:41.960 You alright? Yeah, I got to put the clothes in 0:08:42.040 --> 0:08:43.320 the wait. 0:08:43.360 --> 0:08:44.760 Does your mom fold your laundry? 0:08:44.880 --> 0:08:47.319 No? No, no, I'm just mean she she does what 0:08:47.400 --> 0:08:50.360 she does. But I do you do my laundry just 0:08:50.400 --> 0:08:52.400 at her house? All I know is that Ken Moore 0:08:52.440 --> 0:08:55.000 better not break down. You'll never see Nori again. 0:08:56.400 --> 0:08:59.160 So many questions. All right, can you describe your childhood 0:08:59.200 --> 0:09:00.320 in sixty seconds? 0:09:00.440 --> 0:09:02.600 My childhood sixty seconds or less? 0:09:03.000 --> 0:09:05.840 Playing basketball? And then did you playing in the hood? 0:09:05.920 --> 0:09:08.200 And then my mother coming and looking for me? Were 0:09:08.200 --> 0:09:09.960 you like that kid in that movie Dope? She's like, 0:09:10.000 --> 0:09:13.240 don't do drugs? Take this way home from school? 0:09:13.960 --> 0:09:16.200 No, she was just like stay inside and I was like, no, 0:09:16.200 --> 0:09:17.079 I want to go outside. 0:09:17.600 --> 0:09:19.239 She's like very like overbearing. 0:09:19.320 --> 0:09:22.960 Did you grow up in an apartment, a condo, house, 0:09:22.960 --> 0:09:23.400 a house. 0:09:23.280 --> 0:09:26.480 Groping house across the tracks so like the projects were 0:09:26.520 --> 0:09:27.480 like across the tracks. 0:09:27.480 --> 0:09:29.000 I was on the other side of the tracks. 0:09:28.720 --> 0:09:32.920 Where like everybody in the hood grandparents lived at It's 0:09:33.000 --> 0:09:35.360 like every like grandparents had like a house, but like 0:09:35.559 --> 0:09:37.959 the mother, the father, they couldn't afford so they had 0:09:38.000 --> 0:09:40.600 like in the lived in the projects and uh you 0:09:40.679 --> 0:09:42.680 know like yeah with crack babies and shit, like I 0:09:42.679 --> 0:09:43.959 grew up with them, like they were all the. 0:09:43.920 --> 0:09:47.840 Bullies and the crack babies with the bullies. Yeah. 0:09:47.920 --> 0:09:50.760 Yeah, this kid, this kid Pep, he was he was 0:09:50.800 --> 0:09:51.680 my bully man. 0:09:52.280 --> 0:09:53.360 He terrorized us. 0:09:53.440 --> 0:09:55.920 Yeah, I think bullying on the whole. I feel like 0:09:56.120 --> 0:09:59.320 speaking keeping it in the adulting umbrella. Shit, but that 0:09:59.440 --> 0:10:01.840 ship like makes forces you to grow up? 0:10:01.880 --> 0:10:06.320 And what did this this miscreant due to you? Oh? 0:10:06.840 --> 0:10:09.080 Oh man, I can't. 0:10:09.120 --> 0:10:11.920 One time they pulled my pants down front of everybody 0:10:12.840 --> 0:10:14.720 and that and by that time I was like what 0:10:14.880 --> 0:10:15.680 three two. 0:10:15.559 --> 0:10:16.160 Or some ship. 0:10:16.920 --> 0:10:19.600 So your dick wasn't even big, it wasn't and it 0:10:19.679 --> 0:10:24.080 was cold, and you know, I'm doing funny and they 0:10:24.280 --> 0:10:25.840 just have like seven kids and they suck. 0:10:26.000 --> 0:10:33.719 So I'm like so much resentment showment. 0:10:36.280 --> 0:10:38.559 No, no, I'm into it. I'm into it. 0:10:39.400 --> 0:10:41.560 Thank you for thanks for coming, man, of course, thank 0:10:41.600 --> 0:10:43.720 you for having me. I always loved talking about adulting. 0:10:43.840 --> 0:10:46.480 Speaking of adulting, you have a big life moment, Yes, 0:10:46.800 --> 0:10:48.160 a huge milestone. 0:10:48.360 --> 0:10:53.320 Yes, you got he's getting just kidding. No, yeah, I'm engaged. 0:10:53.400 --> 0:10:54.520 Got engaged. 0:10:56.200 --> 0:10:56.240 A. 0:10:56.880 --> 0:10:59.080 Yeah, when did you know she was a she was. 0:10:59.080 --> 0:10:59.720 The person for you? 0:11:00.160 --> 0:11:00.360 Oh? 0:11:00.480 --> 0:11:02.440 Yeah, I knew she was the person for me for like, 0:11:02.720 --> 0:11:05.600 you know, we get into a horrible fight, break out 0:11:05.640 --> 0:11:08.080 and then like when you when you break away, and 0:11:08.120 --> 0:11:11.320 then you just think about that person like yeah, I 0:11:11.440 --> 0:11:14.640 fucked up and she's like, yeah, fucked up. So you 0:11:14.679 --> 0:11:16.360 work out your issues. That's what it is like when 0:11:16.360 --> 0:11:18.360 you're fighting in your thirties. It's like, yeah, we both 0:11:18.400 --> 0:11:19.120 got issues. 0:11:23.920 --> 0:11:28.000 I can unload your issue. He's like you can unload money. Yeah, 0:11:28.080 --> 0:11:29.679 then you find a pure love right there. 0:11:29.760 --> 0:11:29.960 Yeah. 0:11:30.000 --> 0:11:31.760 People always say it's how you love, but it's really 0:11:31.800 --> 0:11:32.360 how you fight. 0:11:32.600 --> 0:11:33.679 That's how you fight. 0:11:33.800 --> 0:11:36.600 And man, we love hard, fight hard, but the fights 0:11:36.640 --> 0:11:37.800 we have it's growth. 0:11:38.760 --> 0:11:40.840 It's not like hurting each other. It's growth. 0:11:40.880 --> 0:11:42.960 I'm like, okay, I need to get over my ego 0:11:43.080 --> 0:11:45.440 with that ship or she's like, well I need to 0:11:45.480 --> 0:11:46.280 heal from that. 0:11:46.559 --> 0:11:48.960 So like yeah, it was that. 0:11:48.960 --> 0:11:51.040 That's that's what I always been looking for, man, because 0:11:51.120 --> 0:11:53.600 hip hop don't teach that. 0:11:57.880 --> 0:12:00.520 Hos get holds. It's like, but who knows me? 0:12:03.000 --> 0:12:04.360 Like who's trying to help. 0:12:04.240 --> 0:12:12.520 Me with these daddy issues. So yeah, I was like, yeah, yeah, man, 0:12:12.640 --> 0:12:14.559 how did you ask? Where did you ask? All right? 0:12:14.640 --> 0:12:16.319 So yeah, so I got the. 0:12:16.760 --> 0:12:19.480 I got the ring at Brilliant Earth, which is a 0:12:19.520 --> 0:12:22.920 non conflict lab made diamonds. And then so I know 0:12:23.080 --> 0:12:26.720 how you know, we're I guess I'm an OG millennial, 0:12:27.520 --> 0:12:29.800 right what now OG millennial? 0:12:31.320 --> 0:12:35.600 That's like like what they say is like we're from 0:12:35.600 --> 0:12:40.280 like nineteen nineteen eighty two between two thousand and right, 0:12:40.320 --> 0:12:42.000 So I'm like, I was born nineteen eighty three, So 0:12:42.040 --> 0:12:43.079 I'm like I always say, like. 0:12:43.000 --> 0:12:45.679 The OG millennial, like we went, We've been through everything, 0:12:45.720 --> 0:12:49.520 we learned everything, like see these we got it, mold 0:12:49.559 --> 0:12:54.439 them word, we got it, phone word, raise, the word 0:12:54.559 --> 0:12:57.640 Apple word. They like Instagram word snapchat. 0:12:57.720 --> 0:13:01.800 Now I'm good. I'm too old for that. 0:13:02.920 --> 0:13:06.600 I can't do it. 0:13:06.960 --> 0:13:09.600 They wouldn't do everything. Mom learn how to do Netflix. 0:13:09.679 --> 0:13:14.880 I can't do it. Just the TV. No, my look, 0:13:15.280 --> 0:13:16.040 just a ROCU. 0:13:16.240 --> 0:13:22.840 Just so yeah, well I met, you know, we met 0:13:22.840 --> 0:13:25.559 the d ms dating stuff. So the way I proposed 0:13:25.679 --> 0:13:27.120 was like we. 0:13:26.559 --> 0:13:31.600 Were in the social media world and I proposed on Instagram. 0:13:31.679 --> 0:13:35.280 What I dropped a proposal on Instagram, are you Yeah. 0:13:35.679 --> 0:13:38.040 Yeah, well, because like you know, we always on Instagram. 0:13:38.120 --> 0:13:39.000 I think so. 0:13:39.120 --> 0:13:41.960 I think it's incredible to ask somebody on Instagram to 0:13:41.960 --> 0:13:42.280 marry you. 0:13:42.440 --> 0:13:44.240 Yeah, because we're both on our phones, Like, we'll have 0:13:44.280 --> 0:13:46.400 a great conversation to bar, then we'll check this gram 0:13:46.440 --> 0:13:48.120 and then we'll talk about some posts and stuff. 0:13:48.160 --> 0:13:49.760 So it was a proposal. 0:13:49.880 --> 0:13:52.320 Yeah, we were together and I posted it while I 0:13:52.400 --> 0:13:55.000 was in the bathroom and went to the bar and 0:13:55.040 --> 0:13:56.560 you can tell me yes and no, or you can 0:13:56.640 --> 0:13:57.240 look it from. 0:13:57.120 --> 0:13:59.920 Your phone and tell me. And she looked it from 0:14:00.120 --> 0:14:01.959 phone and I was on my knee and then book. 0:14:02.640 --> 0:14:06.079 Wow like that, that's beautiful story. 0:14:06.440 --> 0:14:08.439 Okay, let's answer the question relationship. 0:14:08.440 --> 0:14:10.200 We're gonna ask We're gonna answer some question. 0:14:11.120 --> 0:14:11.719 Will you gonna ask? 0:14:11.840 --> 0:14:12.040 Question? 0:14:12.320 --> 0:14:13.880 Is going to answer some of these questions? 0:14:14.520 --> 0:14:17.559 Oh my god, Oh, this is a wash your underwear 0:14:17.559 --> 0:14:19.360 before you wear it, when you first buy it. 0:14:19.400 --> 0:14:23.600 That's an interesting fair enough unless you want to issue plus. Yeah, 0:14:23.640 --> 0:14:24.600 I'm just saying. 0:14:24.400 --> 0:14:25.920 This is something, yes, that makes it. 0:14:25.880 --> 0:14:28.920 Going on your your your most special places. 0:14:29.400 --> 0:14:30.360 Just wash. 0:14:30.400 --> 0:14:35.120 It is hard, Yes, I guess it's different when you 0:14:35.160 --> 0:14:37.000 have like a like a gaping universe. 0:14:37.000 --> 0:14:38.400 Between your legs. You want to protect it. 0:14:38.800 --> 0:14:41.160 Well, yeah, y'all got anyes, We got audies. It's just 0:14:41.240 --> 0:14:42.960 like you know, thank you Don. 0:14:43.200 --> 0:14:49.920 Yeah that's true, Don Black doctor, So you know outside? 0:14:50.760 --> 0:14:51.440 What's all right? 0:14:51.560 --> 0:14:55.360 Next question, I haven't been on a date since twenty three? 0:14:55.520 --> 0:14:57.160 How do I jump back in? 0:14:57.360 --> 0:14:57.640 All right? 0:14:57.640 --> 0:15:02.440 So what you need to do is download this ale instantly? Wait, 0:15:03.800 --> 0:15:05.280 I love you guys. Yeah, have you been on the 0:15:05.320 --> 0:15:06.840 day since twenty three? How do I jump back? 0:15:06.880 --> 0:15:06.960 But? 0:15:07.000 --> 0:15:08.720 How old are you now? Are you like forty three? 0:15:08.760 --> 0:15:09.600 Are you like Susan Boyle? 0:15:09.720 --> 0:15:13.360 You don't know? Questions and three? So maybe they're thirty. 0:15:13.360 --> 0:15:15.200 Maybe there's twenty. That's like ten years. It feels like 0:15:15.200 --> 0:15:16.840 that's a ten year question. If somebody's saying, like, I 0:15:16.880 --> 0:15:19.880 haven't been in a date twenty eighth, shit, all right, 0:15:21.240 --> 0:15:23.640 thank you, thank you? A person? Is it a man 0:15:23.680 --> 0:15:24.080 or of woman? 0:15:24.200 --> 0:15:24.680 It's a woman. 0:15:24.720 --> 0:15:25.840 It's a woman. It's a woman. 0:15:25.920 --> 0:15:26.920 What do you what say you? 0:15:27.080 --> 0:15:28.840 I would I was going to say, if it's a man, 0:15:28.880 --> 0:15:29.480 get on tender. 0:15:29.520 --> 0:15:31.480 But if it's oh my god, everyone just wants to 0:15:31.520 --> 0:15:33.760 get the way. No, I don't know. 0:15:34.040 --> 0:15:36.680 Why don't we defer to a woman? Here we go 0:15:36.880 --> 0:15:38.600 may I just ask thank you. 0:15:39.200 --> 0:15:41.040 If you are afraid to go out on a date, 0:15:41.120 --> 0:15:44.960 I understand dating for the most part is fucking horrible. 0:15:45.640 --> 0:15:48.960 It is fucking horrible. It is a business interview, and 0:15:49.200 --> 0:15:52.320 you know if you aren't immediately like interested, or there's 0:15:52.320 --> 0:15:53.800 a spark all of a sudden, you a bitch if 0:15:53.840 --> 0:15:55.680 you want to leave early, or don't keep a touch, 0:15:56.120 --> 0:15:57.720 if you play nice, it's just like, why are you 0:15:57.760 --> 0:16:00.360 getting back to me? Because I thought we had a connection, 0:16:00.800 --> 0:16:02.680 do you know what I mean? And sometimes people present 0:16:02.720 --> 0:16:04.800 the person that they think they are want to be, 0:16:04.880 --> 0:16:08.640 but they're not really that person. You know that you 0:16:08.640 --> 0:16:11.000 don't have a lot of alphas or time in your day, 0:16:11.040 --> 0:16:13.240 and you using your good OUTPHA to go out on 0:16:13.240 --> 0:16:15.920 that motherfucking day. You better wear the OLP for the 0:16:15.960 --> 0:16:20.200 next day or take it back to rainbow. All I'm 0:16:20.240 --> 0:16:21.200 saying is. 0:16:22.560 --> 0:16:25.080 All I'm saying, come through. 0:16:27.640 --> 0:16:30.240 Don't be afraid to jump in the water, because even 0:16:30.280 --> 0:16:32.480 if you find scary ship, it makes you like a 0:16:32.520 --> 0:16:33.400 stronger person. 0:16:37.040 --> 0:16:38.880 Sorry Davids, everybody, thank you. 0:16:56.600 --> 0:16:58.280 Welcome back to Adult Times. 0:17:09.680 --> 0:17:11.119 You bring her next cometing to stage. 0:17:11.119 --> 0:17:12.240 She's still wonderful. 0:17:13.400 --> 0:17:17.320 She's writing a book, a memoir, a memoir, memoir, and 0:17:18.240 --> 0:17:20.840 she's fucking funny, and you guys are gonna love her 0:17:21.359 --> 0:17:24.639 the end. Goodbye. Please give it up for shame. 0:17:35.359 --> 0:17:36.440 I'm sorry you're doing it. 0:17:36.520 --> 0:17:37.160 You're doing it. 0:17:37.200 --> 0:17:37.680 Look at you. 0:17:37.640 --> 0:17:40.760 You've got a shirt tucked in a tucket. Now I'm 0:17:40.760 --> 0:17:41.200 a mom. 0:17:41.400 --> 0:17:44.480 I'm not a mom, but yeah, in my mind, I'm 0:17:44.480 --> 0:17:46.120 a I'm a gym teacher. 0:17:47.960 --> 0:17:49.240 In your mind, you're a gym teacher. 0:17:49.320 --> 0:17:52.639 Yeah, I've graduated to the high waisted pants with the 0:17:52.800 --> 0:17:54.800 tucked in which when I was growing up was the 0:17:54.840 --> 0:17:55.439 gym teacher. 0:17:56.119 --> 0:17:59.000 Man, what was your gym teacher like, Missus Bosars? 0:18:01.680 --> 0:18:02.600 Where did you grow up? 0:18:03.560 --> 0:18:08.560 Mid Lothian, Virginia. It's a suburb of Richmond, Virginia. Was 0:18:09.840 --> 0:18:16.359 very suburban. I was very Christian, Baptist and white. 0:18:17.760 --> 0:18:21.440 No, I had like a I was real wealthy at first. 0:18:21.680 --> 0:18:27.440 And then uh, my dad sat us down and was like, yo, 0:18:28.080 --> 0:18:32.240 I fucked up. 0:18:32.800 --> 0:18:33.560 Yeah. 0:18:33.760 --> 0:18:36.800 Yo wasn't even a word then, but not for us anyway. 0:18:38.200 --> 0:18:41.080 And then it all went away and our whole lives changed. 0:18:41.720 --> 0:18:43.159 That's what my book is about. 0:18:44.160 --> 0:18:48.119 What happened. Read the book. 0:18:49.960 --> 0:18:53.680 No, he it was like financial thing that he did, 0:18:53.880 --> 0:18:55.840 and he came forward, and he made it right, and 0:18:55.840 --> 0:18:58.159 it took a really long time, and our whole lives changed. 0:18:58.200 --> 0:19:02.840 And it's always like such a weird thing when parents 0:19:02.920 --> 0:19:03.440