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Speaker 1: Hey, mich Shelbyte, are you an outdoors kind of person?

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Speaker 2: There?

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Speaker 3: Are you serious? Bitch? Look at my body. It's a

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Speaker 3: timp repedic mattress. Okay, this is like a This is

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Speaker 3: like a breeding ground for every type of tick and bug.

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Speaker 3: I don't go camping. My husband's like, can we eat

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Speaker 3: outdoors in the garden patio. I'm like, do you see

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Speaker 3: those fucking spiders your ball, bitch? This is like a

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Speaker 3: fucking bedroom for them. So no, I haven't been camping. Sorry,

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Speaker 3: I'm so aggressive. Okay, I have a lot of feelings

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Speaker 3: about it.

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Speaker 1: Question asked, question answered.

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Speaker 3: Ow, Hey everybody, I'm a Cheve Bottel.

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Speaker 4: And I'm Jordan Carlos and welcome to Adulting from w

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Speaker 4: NYC Studios, the podcast where we learn how to be

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Speaker 4: grown as adults together.

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Speaker 3: We recorded this episode at Union Hall with some really

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Speaker 3: amazing people like Nori Davis.

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Speaker 1: I love that guy. Sarah Shaeffer, she's amazing, Pride.

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Speaker 3: Of Virginia, Pride of Virginia. She's so smart, so funny,

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Speaker 3: so talented. Do you guys have really great glasses?

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's true.

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Speaker 4: For respectacled Wonders and Ben Sinclair, the man who was

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Speaker 4: there I love this.

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Speaker 3: You know, was so funny. He is not high maintenance

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Speaker 3: at all.

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Speaker 1: No, he's not the lowest.

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Speaker 3: He's the lowest mats of it all. He's just like

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Speaker 3: a panty dropping beard of.

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Speaker 1: Loveliness.

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Speaker 4: Well, birds fly out of it, and who knows what

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Speaker 4: else Unicorn honey, I mean, it's it's no joke. You

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Speaker 4: should not micro does son Vincent Clair, he is the best.

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Speaker 3: Yes, get you fill right now. Listen to the episode. Now,

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Speaker 3: makes some mother fucking noise. Okay, welcome to adulting on

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Speaker 3: the show. If you tell us to Jordan Carlos, thank

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Speaker 3: you for coming to our show. Have you been here before?

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Speaker 3: Make some noise. It's so dark, makes some noise if

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Speaker 3: you haven't been here, even better. So we put the

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Speaker 3: show together like a few months ago because we were just

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Speaker 3: like sitting around talking about adulting and all the ship

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Speaker 3: we had to do in life. I mean, he takes

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Speaker 3: care of kids. He's not an he has kids. I

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Speaker 3: do have kids, you know, like I'm paying taxes. I

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Speaker 3: got titties and two dogs. I got responsibilities to.

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Speaker 4: What you said, what you said, Yeah, I actually I do.

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Speaker 4: I have major responsibilities. And I did chase my son

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Speaker 4: not in these pants, but some ripped jeans yesterday at

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Speaker 4: Brooklyn Bowl and I did you know this about bowling alleys?

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Speaker 1: They lube them and my son no, I did not know.

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Speaker 4: My son ran towards the pins, and uh, why did

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Speaker 4: you let him do that?

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Speaker 1: Well he's one and a half.

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Speaker 4: He's one and a half, and he's like fuck it,

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Speaker 4: no consequences, and he just ran towards the pins. And

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Speaker 4: I was like like and slipped, hit my head, hit

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Speaker 4: my wrist, hit.

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Speaker 1: My back, and people were like uk.

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Speaker 4: I was like great, you know, like I literally slide

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Speaker 3: Were you just like a Jim Carrey movie yesterday?

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Speaker 5: Is that?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 6: Man?

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Speaker 3: I wish I was there. I love going to the

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Speaker 3: Brooklyn Bowl like high and just like looking at parents

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Speaker 3: and it's like like the bullet bowling bulls are gross.

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Speaker 3: It's like you're fingering someone else's fucking meal, isn't He's

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Speaker 3: out of town, yeah, Kays, he's Dutch, so he's in

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Speaker 3: But I, you know, I realized like how much I

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Speaker 3: miss him, just because like going to bed. I'm like,

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Speaker 3: you know, used to like having you know, I like

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Speaker 3: the spiders? Like he's like, that's the only reason why

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Speaker 3: I'm married. I need someone to kill the spiders. So

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Speaker 3: many spiders. And today I found a dead mouse in

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Speaker 1: I killed a mouse once.

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Speaker 3: How you doing it?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 4: So anyway, what you don't think I could kill?

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Speaker 1: I could kill.

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Speaker 4: I'm a killer. And so there's I don't know why.

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Speaker 4: In my apartment, I had this old like I had

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Speaker 4: an old phone book, right, and uh there was a

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Speaker 1: Uh, I like it.

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Speaker 4: I'm mianto vintage and so so below my TV there

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Speaker 4: was like the credenza, right, and then you got the

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Speaker 4: console whatever you call it. And so the I could

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Speaker 4: at my vocabulary. The console went flush.

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Speaker 6: But it's like it was, yeah, it was a fundon't

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Speaker 6: want console very hard but to go it was no,

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Speaker 1: But so it went right to the to the floor.

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Speaker 4: And then and then this I saw this like mouse

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Speaker 4: I kicked the phone books calm down, and the phone

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Speaker 4: hour and I called my dad and I was like, Dad,

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Speaker 4: I have this mouse trapped. And he's like, you know,

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Speaker 4: you have to consider what you want to do with that,

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Speaker 4: you know, like he's like, do you want to kill

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Speaker 1: I was like, well, I think I think.

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Speaker 4: He's like, do you think if it came into your

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Speaker 4: to kill you, do you think it was I was like, yeah,

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Speaker 4: I think so. And he's like the notebook, what's happening

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Speaker 4: a close relationship with my father?

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Speaker 3: Okay, oh my god, that's too much.

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Speaker 4: So I I just I went over there and I

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Speaker 4: kicked the phone book and I kicked it against the

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Speaker 1: Then I and I and it's.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and I'm I'm I have that killer instinct in me,

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Speaker 4: you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: If I call my dad and uh and get repped up.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, but it was the most gangster, uniclow

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Speaker 1: I think, thank you, I appreciate that. I appreciate that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that poor mouse. Wow, you really got your rage out.

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Speaker 1: Huh. Oh god.

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Speaker 3: I think there's also part of adulting too. It's like

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Speaker 3: being an adult but understanding when you need help. Yes,

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean, Like I don't. I don't financially,

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Speaker 3: I don't need help. But my mom loves to pay

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Speaker 3: for my cell phone bill.

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Speaker 1: We've been over this. Really, what did you?

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Speaker 3: Three people just cocked that head sideways?

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Speaker 1: Excuse me. This lady has her arms cross. It's a

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Speaker 1: nice man.

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Speaker 4: She is giving you the stank eye, Like how many

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Speaker 4: people in the room are still sponsored on their cell

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Speaker 4: phone bill?

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Speaker 1: It's okay, you can it's dark.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 1: My people make it.

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Speaker 3: Yes we are. We're gonna make it after all. No,

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Speaker 3: my mom know what's happening.

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Speaker 4: You need to grow the funk up and stop leaching

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Speaker 4: your parents.

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Speaker 3: I'm not leaching. I send her. I'm not. She She

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Speaker 3: thinks she wants to help. She knows that I'm very independent,

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Speaker 3: and she wants to like it makes her feel like

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Speaker 3: we're closer the family plan.

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Speaker 1: That's the family plan.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I don't play it.

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Speaker 4: The rest of you to get like me and and

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Speaker 4: get off your parents' plans. Who has help with rent?

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Speaker 4: See so quiet? That's what adulting is all about. We

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Speaker 4: we like we we basically yeah, we make the buttholes pucker.

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Speaker 7: Are you ready to start?

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Speaker 1: There? Shall we? Yeah? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: A writ again? You're ready for the guest, Ready for

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Speaker 3: the guests, Ready for the guest.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like I shouldn't do that.

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Speaker 3: Our first guy's coming out. I've done him since I

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Speaker 3: started comedy. He's so sweet, he's so kind. He just

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Speaker 3: did some stand up on Cone and O'Brien. He's got

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Speaker 3: a great sense of style and his elbows are not

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Speaker 3: actually please baby good, very cut. We got a baby,

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Speaker 3: yeah and the cut?

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Speaker 4: Congratulations Now having you're specialist on Amazon correct?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys are doping on Amazon Prime.

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Speaker 5: That you guys are and uh yeah, if you don't

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Speaker 5: have Prime, just steal somebody in your family past.

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Speaker 4: Word probably your parents.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm about that leash in life. I'm with that ship.

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Speaker 1: Hell yeah, you need help, man, I still do laundry

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Speaker 1: at my mom's house.

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Speaker 9: I refuse to pay for laundry. One stuff, I do

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Speaker 9: my laundry. I see that's true. Yes, I got it.

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Speaker 1: I got I say hi, Hey, how you doing mom?

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Speaker 1: You alright? Yeah, I got to put the clothes in

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Speaker 3: Does your mom fold your laundry?

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Speaker 1: No? No, no, I'm just mean she she does what

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Speaker 1: she does. But I do you do my laundry just

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Speaker 1: at her house? All I know is that Ken Moore

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Speaker 1: better not break down. You'll never see Nori again.

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Speaker 3: So many questions. All right, can you describe your childhood

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Speaker 3: in sixty seconds?

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Speaker 1: My childhood sixty seconds or less?

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Speaker 10: Playing basketball? And then did you playing in the hood?

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Speaker 10: And then my mother coming and looking for me? Were

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Speaker 10: you like that kid in that movie Dope? She's like,

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Speaker 10: don't do drugs? Take this way home from school?

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Speaker 5: No, she was just like stay inside and I was like, no,

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Speaker 5: I want to go outside.

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Speaker 1: She's like very like overbearing.

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Speaker 3: Did you grow up in an apartment, a condo, house,

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Speaker 5: Groping house across the tracks so like the projects were

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Speaker 5: like across the tracks.

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Speaker 1: I was on the other side of the tracks.

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Speaker 5: Where like everybody in the hood grandparents lived at It's

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Speaker 5: like every like grandparents had like a house, but like

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Speaker 5: the mother, the father, they couldn't afford so they had

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Speaker 5: like in the lived in the projects and uh you

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Speaker 5: know like yeah with crack babies and shit, like I

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Speaker 5: grew up with them, like they were all the.

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Speaker 1: Bullies and the crack babies with the bullies. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, this kid, this kid Pep, he was he was

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Speaker 5: my bully man.

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Speaker 1: He terrorized us.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think bullying on the whole. I feel like

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Speaker 3: speaking keeping it in the adulting umbrella. Shit, but that

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Speaker 3: ship like makes forces you to grow up?

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Speaker 4: And what did this this miscreant due to you? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Oh man, I can't.

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Speaker 5: One time they pulled my pants down front of everybody

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Speaker 5: and that and by that time I was like what

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Speaker 5: three two.

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Speaker 1: Or some ship.

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Speaker 3: So your dick wasn't even big, it wasn't and it

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Speaker 3: No, no, I'm into it. I'm into it.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for thanks for coming, man, of course, thank

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Speaker 4: Speaking of adulting, you have a big life moment, Yes,

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Speaker 5: Yes, you got he's getting just kidding. No, yeah, I'm engaged.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, when did you know she was a she was.

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Speaker 1: I can unload your issue. He's like you can unload money. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: then you find a pure love right there.

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Speaker 3: People always say it's how you love, but it's really

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Speaker 1: That's how you fight.

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Speaker 5: And man, we love hard, fight hard, but the fights

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Speaker 1: It's not like hurting each other. It's growth.

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Speaker 5: I'm like, okay, I need to get over my ego

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Speaker 1: So like yeah, it was that.

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Speaker 5: That's that's what I always been looking for, man, because

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Speaker 1: Me with these daddy issues. So yeah, I was like, yeah, yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: how did you ask? Where did you ask? All right?

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Speaker 5: I got the ring at Brilliant Earth, which is a

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Speaker 11: That's like like what they say is like we're from

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Speaker 5: The OG millennial, like we went, We've been through everything,

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Speaker 5: we learned everything, like see these we got it, mold

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Speaker 5: Apple word. They like Instagram word snapchat.

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Speaker 1: Now I'm good. I'm too old for that.

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Speaker 5: I can't do it.

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Speaker 1: They wouldn't do everything. Mom learn how to do Netflix.

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Speaker 1: I can't do it. Just the TV. No, my look,

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Speaker 5: Just so yeah, well I met, you know, we met

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Speaker 1: Were in the social media world and I proposed on Instagram.

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Speaker 5: What I dropped a proposal on Instagram, are you Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, because like you know, we always on Instagram.

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Speaker 4: I think it's incredible to ask somebody on Instagram to

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Speaker 5: Yeah, because we're both on our phones, Like, we'll have

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Speaker 3: So it was a proposal.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we were together and I posted it while I

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Speaker 5: you can tell me yes and no, or you can

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Speaker 5: look it from.

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Speaker 1: Your phone and tell me. And she looked it from

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Speaker 1: phone and I was on my knee and then book.

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Speaker 1: Wow like that, that's beautiful story.

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Speaker 3: Okay, let's answer the question relationship.

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Speaker 4: We're gonna ask We're gonna answer some question.

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Speaker 3: Will you gonna ask?

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Speaker 5: Question?

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Speaker 1: Is going to answer some of these questions?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, Oh, this is a wash your underwear

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Speaker 4: before you wear it, when you first buy it.

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Speaker 3: That's an interesting fair enough unless you want to issue plus. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'm just saying.

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Speaker 1: This is something, yes, that makes it.

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Speaker 3: Going on your your your most special places.

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Speaker 7: Just wash.

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Speaker 5: It is hard, Yes, I guess it's different when you

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Speaker 5: have like a like a gaping universe.

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Speaker 3: Between your legs. You want to protect it.

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, y'all got anyes, We got audies. It's just

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Speaker 1: like you know, thank you Don.

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Speaker 9: Yeah that's true, Don Black doctor, So you know outside?

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Speaker 1: What's all right?

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Speaker 5: Next question, I haven't been on a date since twenty three?

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Speaker 1: How do I jump back in?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 1: So what you need to do is download this ale instantly? Wait,

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Speaker 1: I love you guys. Yeah, have you been on the

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Speaker 1: day since twenty three? How do I jump back?

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Speaker 6: But?

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Speaker 3: How old are you now? Are you like forty three?

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Speaker 3: Are you like Susan Boyle?

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Speaker 1: You don't know? Questions and three? So maybe they're thirty.

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Speaker 1: Maybe there's twenty. That's like ten years. It feels like

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Speaker 1: that's a ten year question. If somebody's saying, like, I

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Speaker 1: haven't been in a date twenty eighth, shit, all right,

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Speaker 1: thank you, thank you? A person? Is it a man

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Speaker 1: or of woman?

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Speaker 3: It's a woman.

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Speaker 1: It's a woman. It's a woman.

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Speaker 3: What do you what say you?

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Speaker 1: I would I was going to say, if it's a man,

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Speaker 1: get on tender.

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Speaker 3: But if it's oh my god, everyone just wants to

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Speaker 3: get the way. No, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Why don't we defer to a woman? Here we go

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Speaker 1: may I just ask thank you.

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Speaker 3: If you are afraid to go out on a date,

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Speaker 3: I understand dating for the most part is fucking horrible.

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Speaker 3: It is fucking horrible. It is a business interview, and

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Speaker 3: you know if you aren't immediately like interested, or there's

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Speaker 3: a spark all of a sudden, you a bitch if

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Speaker 3: you want to leave early, or don't keep a touch,

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Speaker 3: if you play nice, it's just like, why are you

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Speaker 3: getting back to me? Because I thought we had a connection,

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Speaker 3: do you know what I mean? And sometimes people present

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Speaker 3: the person that they think they are want to be,

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Speaker 3: but they're not really that person. You know that you

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Speaker 3: don't have a lot of alphas or time in your day,

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Speaker 3: and you using your good OUTPHA to go out on

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Speaker 3: that motherfucking day. You better wear the OLP for the

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Speaker 3: next day or take it back to rainbow. All I'm

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Speaker 3: saying is.

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Speaker 1: All I'm saying, come through.

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Speaker 3: Don't be afraid to jump in the water, because even

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Speaker 3: if you find scary ship, it makes you like a

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Speaker 9: Sorry Davids, everybody, thank you.

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Speaker 7: Welcome back to Adult Times.

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Speaker 3: You bring her next cometing to stage.

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Speaker 1: She's still wonderful.

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Speaker 3: She's writing a book, a memoir, a memoir, memoir, and

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Speaker 3: she's fucking funny, and you guys are gonna love her

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Speaker 3: the end. Goodbye. Please give it up for shame.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry you're doing it.

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Speaker 3: You're doing it.

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Speaker 1: Look at you.

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Speaker 3: You've got a shirt tucked in a tucket. Now I'm

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Speaker 2: I'm not a mom, but yeah, in my mind, I'm

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Speaker 2: a I'm a gym teacher.

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Speaker 1: In your mind, you're a gym teacher.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've graduated to the high waisted pants with the

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Speaker 1: Man, what was your gym teacher like, Missus Bosars?

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Speaker 3: Where did you grow up?

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Speaker 2: Mid Lothian, Virginia. It's a suburb of Richmond, Virginia. Was

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Speaker 3: No, I had like a I was real wealthy at first.

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Speaker 2: And then uh, my dad sat us down and was like, yo,

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Speaker 2: I fucked up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yo wasn't even a word then, but not for us anyway.

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Speaker 2: And then it all went away and our whole lives changed.

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Speaker 2: That's what my book is about.

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Speaker 1: What happened. Read the book.

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Speaker 2: No, he it was like financial thing that he did,

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Speaker 3: And it's always like such a weird thing when parents

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Speaker 2: So after that it was like hardened in me and

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Speaker 2: I was like, I.

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Speaker 1: Will never break the rules.

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Speaker 2: And then years later that blew up in my face

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Speaker 2: and became a major problem. But anyway, what do you

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Speaker 2: I like it is and when they're all would.

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Speaker 3: back and.

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Speaker 2: Be like, no, you're cutting the line. Like my everyone

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Speaker 2: around me is like Sarah calm. I'm like, like, if

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Speaker 2: I get the wrong food brought to me, I will

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Speaker 1: Like it goes in a real deep place.

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Speaker 2: No, I've heard time standing up for myself because I

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Speaker 3: There's a lot of deepness. I use it. I used

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Speaker 3: and I was like, yeah, I got up, so ours

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Speaker 3: really help you just find? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that definitely is f you know, what do you

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Speaker 1: And then I would be like, very well, you know,

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Speaker 1: but but now.

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Speaker 3: Why are you giving people so much power?

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Speaker 1: I don't do anymore. It's changed. I've grown up a lot.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I credit some of this newfound bravery too. I

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Speaker 3: Truly, what the hell is going on?

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Speaker 1: It changed me.

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Speaker 3: It was truly I was facing fears.

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Speaker 1: What are we talking about? We're talking about like cat five,

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Speaker 1: we're talking.

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Speaker 3: Well down there they do yes, multiple stand by.

450
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Speaker 1: Multiple cat fives. But now they but in the Grand

451
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Speaker 1: Canyon about ship Okay, in.

452
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Speaker 3: The Grand Canyon they don't do five. They do a

453
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Speaker 3: scale one to ten.

454
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Speaker 1: Of course, so we.

455
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Speaker 3: Do you explain what does this mean?

456
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Speaker 2: It means like rapids the highest would be considered a five,

457
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Speaker 2: or in the Grand Canyon they do ten, so ten

458
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:47,359
Speaker 2: would be the worst.

459
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Speaker 1: And we did multiple tens.

460
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:52,760
Speaker 2: I was scared shitless, like I've I jumped off cliffs

461
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:54,680
Speaker 2: into water someone chasing.

462
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,639
Speaker 3: I never do stuff like this. I was so scared.

463
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Speaker 1: I was like crying and like, did you feel a

464
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:01,840
Speaker 1: little like Meryl Streep like.

465
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:05,600
Speaker 3: I was? I was ready to.

466
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Speaker 1: God? Were there times where you don't oh.

467
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Speaker 2: Yeah, on the first big rapid river, daddy, who is what?

468
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:20,960
Speaker 2: That's what I called our guide? Sure, they were so hot.

469
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,760
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, like they it's part of the job description.

470
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:24,600
Speaker 2: I think you have to be.

471
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Speaker 3: Do you get your hair wet?

472
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Speaker 11: Oh?

473
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Speaker 1: I mean.

474
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:35,080
Speaker 2: On the first big rapp and he goes, if it

475
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:37,320
Speaker 2: feels like you're underwater, it's because you are.

476
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Speaker 1: And I was like.

477
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Speaker 2: It was really scary, but it was really incredible, Like

478
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Speaker 2: I can't.

479
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Speaker 3: I think it's nice to challenge. It's good to challenge yourself,

480
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Speaker 3: is it?

481
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Speaker 1: I did? I did, like like.

482
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Speaker 3: Miniature rock climbing.

483
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,159
Speaker 2: They were making fun of me because I was like,

484
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,200
Speaker 2: this is so fucked up and they were like, you're

485
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Speaker 2: two feet up.

486
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Speaker 1: It's like, why would you make me do this?

487
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:03,680
Speaker 2: You're not gonna follow, You're literally not gonna hurt yourself.

488
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Speaker 3: I don't like seek adventure like I don't usually because

489
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Speaker 3: I feel like it's being adventurous for me is like

490
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Speaker 3: walking into a room and being like, Hi, I'm a

491
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Speaker 3: woman with opinions. Yeah, you know what I mean, Like

492
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:19,040
Speaker 3: that is hard. This is a different and I was having.

493
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,000
Speaker 2: All these like on the on the bus ride there,

494
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Speaker 2: there was a video and it was it was about

495
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:26,199
Speaker 2: the history of the Grand Canyon and stuff and the

496
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Speaker 2: woman on a woman on there goes the Grand the Canyon,

497
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:33,560
Speaker 2: the canyon, the canyon will will take you apart and

498
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:34,879
Speaker 2: put you back together again.

499
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,159
Speaker 1: And that's truly what it did. It did it.

500
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Speaker 2: I'm like, on the first day it gets around that

501
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:42,080
Speaker 2: I'm a comedian and as you know, if you're if

502
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Speaker 2: you're a comedian in a group of like just non comedians,

503
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:48,199
Speaker 2: civilian's stressful. Don't like it it gets around that I'm

504
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,560
Speaker 2: a comedian. I'm literally in the boat, like I should

505
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:53,560
Speaker 2: be funnier than I am. I'm not funny anymore. Another

506
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,600
Speaker 2: comedian would be like making everyone laugh on the boat.

507
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:57,639
Speaker 2: I'm like literally having a breakdown about.

508
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Speaker 1: In the boat. No one knows. I'm in my head.

509
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:03,400
Speaker 2: These canyon, these rocks are older than the fucking universe,

510
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:06,160
Speaker 2: and I'm nothing, you know, like and by the end

511
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:08,720
Speaker 2: I was put back together again, and I just, man,

512
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:11,359
Speaker 2: that's so crazy.

513
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:12,600
Speaker 3: To kick somebody in the face.

514
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Speaker 1: Don't fuck with me, No, I won't. I've never been

515
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,760
Speaker 1: I've never been on the was it the Colorado? Yes, yeah,

516
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:19,320
Speaker 1: thank you.

517
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Speaker 4: I've never been on the Colorado as a child, I

518
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Speaker 4: would We went down now to the Rio grand and

519
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Speaker 4: uh are you there? Yes, yes, I'm from Texas, Like

520
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:32,000
Speaker 4: I would go camping out there.

521
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Speaker 1: This is a very dangerous place to camping, camping, you know,

522
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Speaker 1: like I was in the camping you never I would

523
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Speaker 1: love to.

524
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Speaker 3: I've been to camping and is having sushi on the subway.

525
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Speaker 2: I don't recommend going on a trip like this as

526
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Speaker 2: your first example, only because there was a family on

527
00:24:49,119 --> 00:24:53,639
Speaker 2: the trip where the husband clearly had not fully explained it.

528
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:56,920
Speaker 3: To his wife what they were doing and the whole trip.

529
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Speaker 1: She was just like this.

530
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:03,240
Speaker 2: There was literally a moment We're in a slot canyon river.

531
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:07,240
Speaker 2: Daddy is playing the guitar, singing. It's the most beautiful,

532
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:10,280
Speaker 2: magical thing I've ever seen. The husband is like this,

533
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,600
Speaker 2: and if you pan the camera over like did away,

534
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:16,480
Speaker 2: the wife is like that.

535
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:20,600
Speaker 1: She was so fucking mad.

536
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:23,639
Speaker 3: No, I don't like it.

537
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:24,880
Speaker 1: I don't part.

538
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:44,120
Speaker 12: Okay, Sarah Scher, welcome back to assaultape.

539
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:56,160
Speaker 3: That's groovy.

540
00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:59,000
Speaker 1: All right, let's a question.

541
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Speaker 3: It's some question. Guys having fun.

542
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:05,240
Speaker 1: This is hilarious.

543
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:06,160
Speaker 3: That's so nice.

544
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:08,960
Speaker 1: These are the most basic questions.

545
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:09,960
Speaker 3: What is that question?

546
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,160
Speaker 1: How do you stop watching Netflix?

547
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:18,199
Speaker 3: How does stop how does the sto Okay, all right,

548
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:18,679
Speaker 3: Cardi B.

549
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:21,000
Speaker 4: We got it.

550
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,120
Speaker 1: You're not gonna it's the same.

551
00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:27,400
Speaker 3: No, that's a dumb question that doesn't answer.

552
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:29,439
Speaker 1: You know what, you know what you can do.

553
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:31,639
Speaker 4: There's a there's an app called Hiatus that's that like

554
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:31,960
Speaker 4: tells you.

555
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:32,919
Speaker 3: Oh, you're really answering this.

556
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:36,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna for people. For the people that tells

557
00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:38,600
Speaker 4: you how much you spend every month, like you know

558
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:42,320
Speaker 4: what whatever? For Netflix, for Hulu, bla la, and you

559
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:44,160
Speaker 4: can also just have hiatus shut down.

560
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Speaker 3: I'm all asleep. Can I get to the next question?

561
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:50,520
Speaker 3: So boring? It's so boring. No one's gonna grow so boring.

562
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:52,080
Speaker 1: No one's gonna so boring.

563
00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:55,240
Speaker 3: It's so boring. If you're watching that much Netflix, it's

564
00:26:55,280 --> 00:27:01,320
Speaker 3: long about so boring, sobering. Go ahead, doesn't eat me out?

565
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:07,200
Speaker 1: What your best friend? Your best friend doesn't eat you out?

566
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:13,919
Speaker 1: This is bullshit. My best friend eats me out. All

567
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:14,480
Speaker 1: that and.

568
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:19,040
Speaker 3: Look, I'm no doctor Oz. You ain't gonna be wet forever.

569
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:19,680
Speaker 3: Move on.

570
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:21,399
Speaker 1: Come on.

571
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:27,119
Speaker 3: You can't have the six without the nine. Last question.

572
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:27,680
Speaker 1: Last question.

573
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:33,280
Speaker 4: Advice for maintaining adult friendships. Advice for maintaining adult friendships.

574
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:35,360
Speaker 3: I have a lot, I have.

575
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Speaker 1: Thank you.

576
00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:39,639
Speaker 3: Sorry, sir, he.

577
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:42,239
Speaker 1: Said, don't fuck don't fuck like it seems like you're

578
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,800
Speaker 1: you're speaking from experience. Is that don't fuck it up?

579
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:47,680
Speaker 3: Don't fuck a person? What do you what?

580
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:53,240
Speaker 1: Period? Don't fuck period? That's what you're saying, don't fuck you?

581
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 2: Wow?

582
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:56,159
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't know what he's saying.

583
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:57,440
Speaker 1: He's saying not to fuck your friend.

584
00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 4: I think he's saying, don't fuck your friend, Sir, I

585
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,000
Speaker 4: know in your head you're like, this is gonna be good,

586
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:07,800
Speaker 4: and now.

587
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:10,360
Speaker 1: You see that it's not. It's not easy, and that's.

588
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:12,119
Speaker 3: It's not okay, it's not easy.

589
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 1: That's okay.

590
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:17,639
Speaker 3: Thank you, Chris, Steve Jim, thank you.

591
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:21,760
Speaker 1: His name is Will. Okay, stop it.

592
00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 3: Nice to meet you. Thanks for coming to the show.

593
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaker 3: I will say this. Getting back to the question maintaining adults,

594
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 3: did I probably.

595
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,040
Speaker 1: How do you maintain adult friendships without?

596
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 8: Yeah?

597
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,879
Speaker 3: I mean it, you know, it's it's it's it's not

598
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,680
Speaker 3: hard work. You know, you check in with people just

599
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 3: to see how they're doing. So many people you know

600
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:43,960
Speaker 3: will just be like, I have so much to do

601
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,480
Speaker 3: in a day, and you forget to ask somebody how

602
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:49,120
Speaker 3: they're doing. And I think that's just so important. And

603
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 3: if you're going to somebody's house for like dinner or something,

604
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:55,320
Speaker 3: you bring something, okay, And if you don't bring something,

605
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:58,080
Speaker 3: you help clean something like. That's how that goes.

606
00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:04,400
Speaker 1: That's how I have apologize to you over and over again.

607
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:08,080
Speaker 1: I don't know that was one time.

608
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:12,240
Speaker 3: Alright. So excited to bring our next guest out. He's

609
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 3: just lovely and amazing and just so talented and so

610
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:18,560
Speaker 3: nice and I don't know if you all have HBO,

611
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:25,520
Speaker 3: but he's got a show on HBO. H out please

612
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 3: give it up for bensing class.

613
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:32,719
Speaker 1: That's plucked that up. We fucked that up.

614
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 3: He fucked that up, tango, i'mari fucking up.

615
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:47,240
Speaker 1: Well, don't fuck good night. That's the end of us show.

616
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 1: I was gonna save that for a button, but.

617
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:53,960
Speaker 3: That was perfect.

618
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:55,040
Speaker 1: That's great to give you.

619
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Speaker 3: Which How do you maintain an adult relationship or friendship?

620
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:03,320
Speaker 8: Oh my god, Well, you know, I like to talk

621
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 8: on the phone. I'm a phone talker. I did texting

622
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:12,720
Speaker 8: for a couple of years. It's fine, but I find

623
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 8: that when you just make a phone call, you just

624
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 8: get the information quicker and and then I like, you know,

625
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,560
Speaker 8: you spend half an hour on the phone, and then

626
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,320
Speaker 8: you don't have to spend like forty five minutes on

627
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:27,200
Speaker 8: the subway each way to have coffee with them. It

628
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 8: just you know what I mean, It's just like it

629
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:31,240
Speaker 8: just makes more sense to talk in the phone.

630
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:33,960
Speaker 1: Maintaining adult friendships.

631
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Speaker 8: I'm a workaholic kind of, so like I just if

632
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:39,520
Speaker 8: I want to be friends with somebody, I hire them

633
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:40,880
Speaker 8: on the show and then.

634
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,880
Speaker 1: And then we become friends. So yeah, that's a good

635
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 1: way to do it.

636
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 8: But also I have like two or three guys from

637
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:53,760
Speaker 8: college that we were like a little click and.

638
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:55,080
Speaker 3: Did you guys have a band?

639
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:58,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah we did well.

640
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:01,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I smell a band.

641
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 1: Yeah. It was it was like kind of tongue in

642
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 1: cheap pop music.

643
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, you could have been a hit in Sweden.

644
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:10,440
Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly, it would have been a hit in Sweden.

645
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:15,120
Speaker 8: It was like very like enunciated lyrics. Oh yeah, it was.

646
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 8: It wasn't cool at all. You were called the Guilty Pleasures.

647
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:23,000
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, wait wait lyrics.

648
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 3: Do you remember any of the lyrics?

649
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 8: Yeah, there's a bear in the theater, so hide all

650
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 8: your snacks.

651
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:34,640
Speaker 1: I can't even sing that there is a bear in

652
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:35,080
Speaker 1: the theater.

653
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:37,800
Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, that's my best friend.

654
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 1: Yeah that's great. Oh my god.

655
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 8: There's a bunch more please please, uh fuck this ship.

656
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:49,040
Speaker 8: I'm piecing out, I'm leaving the planet. I'm bouncing this spot.

657
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 8: That's when Stanza so angry. Yeah. Things that Scare Me

658
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:55,960
Speaker 8: that was just there was also a song called Things

659
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 8: that Scare Me and it was like something about it

660
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:05,640
Speaker 8: was just about bees and sharks and stuff. Yeah, but

661
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:08,800
Speaker 8: when they combo up that's even worse. These with sharks

662
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 8: in their mouths. Oh that's interesting, dude. We all thought

663
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:13,800
Speaker 8: it was the other way.

664
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 1: But my mind is blow. Where did you go to school?

665
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 1: Was it?

666
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 8: I went to I grew up in Arizona, actually, but

667
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 8: I only went to the Grand Canyon. Like after I

668
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:33,680
Speaker 8: went to college. My parents never took me there. They

669
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,000
Speaker 8: were it was fucked up.

670
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Speaker 1: Why they didn't They didn't believe it was there. They

671
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:42,480
Speaker 1: just joking. I don't know. I don't know why they didn't.

672
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 1: They were tired. I was the fourth one.

673
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Speaker 11: Uh.

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Speaker 8: But and then I went to Oberlin College for college.

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Speaker 3: Can I ask you about like the first time you

676
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Speaker 3: have silks?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah you can't.

679
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Speaker 3: Was there pressure to lose your virginity like in American

680
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Speaker 3: pie or was it just like I'm going to go

681
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Speaker 3: to the Grand Canyon? He inspired?

682
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Speaker 8: So my first time was in at this summer camp

683
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Speaker 8: that I eventually got married at.

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Speaker 13: Uh.

685
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Speaker 8: But I lost my virginity in this bathroom on a

686
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Speaker 8: mattress with.

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Speaker 1: Followers.

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Speaker 8: Yeah camps. Yeah yeah, we just brought it two mattresses.

689
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Speaker 8: There were other counselors in the other room. It was

690
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Speaker 8: for a Jewish youth group events uh.

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Speaker 1: We were in Malibu. And this is the funny part.

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Speaker 8: I got chlamydia from it.

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Speaker 1: I got.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh my god, yeah yeah. That was

695
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Speaker 8: the only STD I've had too HP people. All I

696
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Speaker 8: ever got at camp was a tick on balls.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and this is why I don't camp.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, but continue, How did you know?

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Speaker 3: Sorry?

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Speaker 1: How did I know? I got a rash? I'm not

701
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Speaker 1: one of the lucky ones.

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Speaker 8: It's a silent killer chlamydia, you know, because a lot

703
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Speaker 8: of people don't show symptoms, but I do.

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Speaker 1: And it was cool. It was cool. It was cool.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I knew it while I.

706
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Speaker 8: Was having like this is a good story, Like this

707
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Speaker 8: is gonna it's gonna pay off, like in twenty five

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Speaker 8: years or whatever.

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Speaker 1: It's pain.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, in a basement in Brooklyn, behind a picture of

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Speaker 4: oh my Ted Cruise's grandma.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be great. Yeah yeah. Slow burn, so slow burn.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god. I can't, I cannot, I cannot.

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Speaker 1: Do you want?

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Speaker 8: Another funny part of that virginity loss was I I

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Speaker 8: was singing take on Me by Aha for what at

717
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Speaker 8: least part of it. I was singing the song take

718
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Speaker 8: on Me while I was trying not to ejaculate into.

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Speaker 3: Did you like throw yourself into the wall to try

720
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Speaker 3: and get out of a cartoon afterwards?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I know, And that looked like the Footloos stance,

723
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Speaker 8: remember when he's in the warehouse and footbast.

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Speaker 1: How old are you? I'm thirty four.

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Speaker 3: Okay, what is the most adult thing that you've done

726
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Speaker 3: in your twenties?

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Speaker 1: I got married in my twenties. That was pretty big. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Do you have kids? No? Okay, do you want kids?

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Speaker 1: I've been thinking about babies a lot. I think.

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Speaker 8: Having a child is taking a gamble on the future,

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Speaker 8: that the future is going to be better than the present.

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Speaker 8: I feel like you're really being like, hey, this, you're

733
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Speaker 8: going to inherit this, and I just don't. I don't

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Speaker 8: think what is to inherit is. No, I don't think

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Speaker 8: what's coming is that awesome, I guess, is what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: So I don't think that's a minority opinion.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, so I think about it like that. But listen,

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Speaker 8: I would like to be a part of a tribe,

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Speaker 8: and I would like to be able to chill at

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Speaker 8: home and feel completely okay with just being with my people.

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Speaker 8: That sounds great, and that sense of belonging, I think

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Speaker 8: is the real thing I'm attracted to.

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Speaker 4: I thought you were dad because you have if it's

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Speaker 4: not to offend you, but you have a dad vibe, like.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna have a dad body.

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Speaker 4: I didn't say that vibe.

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Speaker 3: I think what you're picking up is he's calm.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're calling.

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Speaker 8: Well, I make sure I'm speaking from my chest when.

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Speaker 1: I when I'm ever talking.

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Speaker 8: To somebody gets it gets out and noidal like it

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Speaker 8: gets me like, hey, like really quick.

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Speaker 1: So I got to bring it back. I got to

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Speaker 1: pull it back.

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Speaker 3: Have you ever made a decision where were just like

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Speaker 3: this is fucking scary. I don't know how I'm going

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Speaker 3: to like get through this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm always making those decisions that cares.

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Speaker 3: Yeah right, No, that's a great attitude to have about stuff,

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Speaker 3: because yeah, it's just a thing. I mean it's that

761
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Speaker 3: and drink water and touch your toes. That's what I

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Speaker 3: tell myself. What people not just kidding, but like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's it's a thing. Not to worry. No, I mean

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Speaker 3: I'm worrying about not worrying enough.

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Speaker 8: You just you just most like everything is an illusion basically, Yeah,

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Speaker 8: just it doesn't really matter, Like not Eve, it really matters.

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Speaker 8: You just have to your body has to work, and

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Speaker 8: you have to breathe in and out and just take

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Speaker 8: care of your own self before you start telling.

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Speaker 1: Other people what to do. That's been like the big

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Speaker 1: thing for me.

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Speaker 8: So yeah, I make I have this ritual of making

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Speaker 8: nut milk every morning, like I soak.

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Speaker 3: That sounds so suggestive, yea, And it looks so suggestive too.

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00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:02,239
Speaker 8: I would like soak all men overnight and then I

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00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:04,279
Speaker 8: like blend them up and then I just put them

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00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:07,759
Speaker 8: through this nut bag and I and I like squeeze

778
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Speaker 8: all the milk out into a bowl and it's like

779
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Speaker 8: going over my knuckles, all this white milk and it's.

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Speaker 1: Like it's it's like, so it's so awesome. And then I, oh,

781
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:21,799
Speaker 1: my God, brought you that porn hub.

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Speaker 3: I love it.

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00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:28,680
Speaker 8: It's so delicious too. Oh yeah, yeah, it's really good. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Who doesn't like nut milk? Person in the morning. You

785
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:37,960
Speaker 3: got to start your day somehow.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Okay, we're gonna take some questions from the audience. You

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Speaker 3: pick one, you pick, you pick pick.

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Speaker 8: How do I motivate a twelve year old girl to

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Speaker 8: interact with life outside of her phone?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, an adult question.

792
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 3: It is so adult.

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00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:59,479
Speaker 1: I think you take the phone, take the few, and.

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Speaker 4: You smack with you and you throw it into the room.

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Speaker 1: That's what you gotta do. You gotta take the power

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Speaker 1: away from children.

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Speaker 4: I always do this one thing where I'm always like,

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Speaker 4: we're not going to be friends right now, Like I'll

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Speaker 4: just tell it.

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Speaker 8: What Yeah, that's actually you shun you, you like temporarily

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00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,400
Speaker 8: shun people traumatizing.

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Speaker 4: First of all, everybody down, all right, everybody gave me

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00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:24,600
Speaker 4: here's here's here's the deal.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 4: Kids, I've noticed and adults are adults more likely are

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00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:31,239
Speaker 4: paralyzed in their fear that the child is going to

807
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:35,360
Speaker 4: hate them, right, But children are very they recover very quickly.

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00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:39,719
Speaker 1: So it's like mostly you think they don't. But there

809
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:41,400
Speaker 1: is light at the end of the tunnel. Believe me.

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00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 1: Hold out. I'm forty. My child just got here. They're

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Speaker 1: like five years old. That whatever tantrum they throw, I

812
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 1: can fucking take it, you know. Ship.

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Speaker 3: I feel like it's one of the most gangster PTA meetings.

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00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:57,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, but but sometimes.

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Speaker 3: Can we bring the emmy out?

816
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Speaker 1: Can we bring that? Can we bring it?

817
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:02,359
Speaker 3: What's the next question? Good job?

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Speaker 1: Jordan y'all. I'm just gonna have a bunch of kids

819
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Speaker 1: that are like fucking dominating you.

820
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Speaker 3: But how do.

821
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Speaker 1: You pass a drug test for an adult job? I'm

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Speaker 1: really the wrong person.

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Speaker 8: I'm like, it couldn't be more wrong to answer that

824
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:20,680
Speaker 8: they have tea at GNC.

825
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Speaker 3: You just make a tea a gallon and then you

826
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Speaker 3: piss a lot and then you can pass your test.

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Speaker 1: What job are you doing?

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Speaker 3: I also don't take that job. Just be like, I

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Speaker 3: ate a lot of poppy seed bagels.

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Speaker 8: How often should I actually be changing my sheets?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, actually changing? Yeah? Actually you lie and they're

832
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Speaker 1: like they're changed. It's underline too. I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I think I do think cleanliness is like also an

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Speaker 3: adulting situation. Every week, I say, every week and have

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Speaker 3: more than one pair of sheets.

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Speaker 1: Let me ask you this morning shower, evening shower.

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Speaker 3: I take showers three times a day.

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00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:08,359
Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Every time I take a ship, well, I wake up,

840
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 3: take and if I take a ship, I got.

841
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:17,480
Speaker 1: What happened to you? What's going on? I am?

842
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 3: Okay? Love me?

843
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:20,000
Speaker 4: Wow?

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00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:22,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm really fucking my skin up though. My skin

845
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:25,360
Speaker 3: is so dry. I might have to get like a

846
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 3: Japanese toilet robe a day.

847
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:28,880
Speaker 1: But I do.

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Speaker 4: I do like once a day, but if in the

849
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:33,840
Speaker 4: morning or in the morning. But if if it's rocky

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Speaker 4: road back there, then I.

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Speaker 13: Definitely, well, man, listen, wow, man, if it's a Colorado River.

852
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:55,040
Speaker 1: Pocket canyon, then you got to canyon.

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Speaker 8: Well you know, she said it, Sarah, You're supposed to shower,

854
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:01,360
Speaker 8: we get a bed, that's the truth.

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00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:04,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you can never wash your sheets.

856
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I cannot. I can't. I cannot not take

857
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:13,279
Speaker 3: a shower before Ben, Like.

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Speaker 8: I do you have sex? Be after the shower, before

859
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:18,719
Speaker 8: the shower? Yeah, Oh that's all over the place. I

860
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:22,439
Speaker 8: don't know, So I don't have like a schedule for sex.

861
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 8: It's sort of just like like if you're like, all right,

862
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:26,960
Speaker 8: we like we have sex now, I'm going to take

863
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 8: a shower and go to bed. Yeah definitely. You gotta

864
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:32,360
Speaker 8: take a dick shower at least.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: Well, you know, I'm kind of like the truth is

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00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,400
Speaker 8: the truth is I'm kind of gross.

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of a slovenly person.

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Speaker 14: I really, you know, come on, this was such a

870
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:54,960
Speaker 14: fun show, Sarah so amazing.

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00:42:55,040 --> 00:43:01,239
Speaker 3: And Ben next level and Jordan's the best next time

872
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:04,040
Speaker 3: though I have a mouse. I'm definitely calling your dad

873
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 3: for help because you're useless.

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00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 1: No, I'm good.

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Speaker 3: Give him the credits.

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Speaker 4: Adulting was produced by Blakeney Shick and O'delia Rubin. The

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00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:20,840
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Speaker 4: show is produced by Christian Banda.

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Speaker 3: Our theme music is by Isaac Jones with additional music

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Speaker 3: to someone's else, here's a tip. Ask them if you

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Speaker 3: should take your shoes off, okay, And if you're gonna

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Speaker 3: take your shoes off, make sure your feet ain't funky.

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Speaker 3: No body wanna smell your feet