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Speaker 1: Kit eye contact miss connections. That was me staring. There's

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Speaker 1: only two places to find true love in this world.

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Speaker 1: One is at the chiropractor's office when they twist your

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Speaker 1: necks so hard you momentarily see god, wow, this is

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Speaker 1: dangerous sex though. The other is on the pages of

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Speaker 1: craigslist dot org. We scour that website every week to

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Speaker 1: find the best misconnections they have to offer, like this

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Speaker 1: first one, titled he Snatched My Purse, You Snatched My Heart.

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Speaker 1: A Woman for Man twenty nine Third Street says, I

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Speaker 1: was sitting at the bus stop last Tuesday, wearing my

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Speaker 1: corporate mini skirt. How did I know a bus was

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Speaker 1: going to be involved in it? As I waited, a

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Speaker 1: masked man ran by and grabbed my favorite Kate Spade purse.

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Speaker 1: Ooh nice. And that's when you stood up from the

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Speaker 1: bench next to me, threw your full cup of coffee

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Speaker 1: at the ground, and said no on my watch. Luckily,

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Speaker 1: the dirt bag didn't get far because the crosswalk sign

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Speaker 1: said don't walk. He obeyed that stopped, and you caught

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Speaker 1: up to him as you attempted three roundhouse kicks in

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Speaker 1: a row. I watched in awe. Unfortunately you missed him

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Speaker 1: every single time, Timothy for sure, as the thief continued

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Speaker 1: to wait for the sign to change, just standing there

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Speaker 1: staring at you from the bus. He's lucky because if

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Speaker 1: you had connected, his head would have flown off his shoulders.

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Speaker 1: Trust me, I would know. I'm from Cleveland Capital, Corporate

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Speaker 1: skirt Capital. The light was taking forever, so eventually he

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Speaker 1: just dropped my bag and went the other way. My hero,

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Speaker 1: it worked out after that. You boarded bus twenty five

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Speaker 1: and rode off into the sunset. Wow, might be taking

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Speaker 1: credit for the glory of the moment. My name's Tiffany.

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Speaker 1: By the way, I have two cats, some ambiguous student

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Speaker 1: loan debt, and a severe addiction to gas station sushi.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, actually no, Let's grab a discounted rainbow roll

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Speaker 1: sometime at a nearby Chevron discount. Huh, it's on me.

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Speaker 1: They shouldn't call it a rainbowrow because it's multicolor signed.

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Speaker 1: Tiff Let's go to your next misconnection titled you had

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Speaker 1: me at Ipa then vanished like foam man for woman

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Speaker 1: thirty three Downtown Brewery. Okay, this is not a shocker,

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Speaker 1: he says. I was leading the eleven am tour like

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Speaker 1: I've done every Saturday for the past six years. When

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden, I got really tight because I

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Speaker 1: saw you. Really, I mean, describe it. I don't think

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Speaker 1: we want to know the details. He got tight, but

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Speaker 1: he goes on. You are a shorter gal, big blonde hair,

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Speaker 1: front teeth like a rabbit, wearing a lime green bomber jacket.

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Speaker 1: Kind of reminded me of Jessica Rabbit if she had

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Speaker 1: a face like a rabbit. You could have just said

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Speaker 1: blonde in a green jacket. That's all the description. There

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Speaker 1: can't be that many people at the bar at eleven A. No.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate the detailed description. Big hair. Anyway, I thought

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Speaker 1: you were cute, especially when we stopped at the tasting

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Speaker 1: room and you tried a flight of beer and then

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Speaker 1: nibbled on a bowl of pistachios. He just can't get

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Speaker 1: over that. I don't know if you noticed, but I

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Speaker 1: tried to impress you by telling a story of how

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Speaker 1: I got drunk off this exact same beer at my

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Speaker 1: community college a decade ago, when I broke my arm

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Speaker 1: jumping off my parents roof. That's really what the beer

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Speaker 1: should be. More about the dumb mistakes you made depending

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Speaker 1: on what type of beer you were drinking. Yeah, make

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Speaker 1: us all feel better. Yeah, anyway, I'm hoping you felt

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Speaker 1: the connection between us. I wrote my number on a

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Speaker 1: napkin and gave it to you. I think I saw

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Speaker 1: you sniff it before putting it into your pocket. Oh

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Speaker 1: that's traditionally what you do. A rabbit like that, signed Laughlin.

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Speaker 1: Rabbits like to procreate. Maybe really is. Let's go to

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Speaker 1: your final misconnection titled blown Whistle Stolen Heart Woman for

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Speaker 1: Man thirty nine east Side Youth Soccer Field Today created.

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Speaker 1: I mean, she writes you black shorts, black hat, long

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Speaker 1: black socks and a black and white striped shirt. Very

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Speaker 1: very fashionable. You were the ref Thank you see what

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Speaker 1: I did there? Very clever me brown Bob, Gray lou

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Speaker 1: blue lemon leggings, faux for boots, but everything else hairless.

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Speaker 1: Appreciate that mental image. She goes on. You were my

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Speaker 1: child's referee at the playoff soccer game. And tbh, I

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Speaker 1: haven't seen a man since my divorce. That made me

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Speaker 1: think maybe authority, but I think he's ready to red

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Speaker 1: charter alright, But the rugged power you emanated when you

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Speaker 1: blew that whistle. I couldn't help but think, Wow, there's

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Speaker 1: a man that knows what to do with his lips,

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Speaker 1: which is a lot more than I can say for

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Speaker 1: my former husband, Rodrigo. I knew we were gonna He's

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Speaker 1: on grinder now and it is not my fault. It

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Speaker 1: is fine to be. Nobody's blaming you for that now.

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Speaker 1: I normally don't go for guys with part time jobs,

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Speaker 1: but I do adore a man in uniform, and the

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Speaker 1: way you filled out that tight shirt, I can tell

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Speaker 1: that you love chasing down kids all day long. Stepdaddy, Jacoba,

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Speaker 1: that's not what you want to write on the Christlist.

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Speaker 1: I tried to connect with you as you left the

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Speaker 1: field and managed to throw a baggie of orange slices

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Speaker 1: through your driver's side window. Hopefully you noticed it wasn't

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Speaker 1: a hate crime. I had my phone number sharp Eat

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Speaker 1: on the outside of the bag that smart signed Pomea.

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Speaker 1: Yeah he can't take it though it could be a bribe. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: these are really sweet today. Love in the air, Joe. Absolutely,

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Speaker 1: those are your Craigslist misconnections. We got your phone tab

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Speaker 1: coming out broken, Jeffrey in the morning,