Speaker 1: You're listening to Comedy Central. Do you feel like that left?
Speaker 1: You can feel nervous that I could go left, they
Speaker 1: could go left. My crowd never wants to go left.
Speaker 1: I will tell there is not an iota of left
Speaker 1: leaning in most of the crowds that I'm around. Uh.
Speaker 1: You know, the bum rushes at the rallies have have increased.
Speaker 1: Literally four hours ago, we were talking to someone and
Speaker 1: a woman and a giant maga hat humped my producer
Speaker 1: and jumped in front of the camera to try to
Speaker 1: interrupt the interview. Um. Again, I can handle a random
Speaker 1: humping on the street. That's fine as long as they're
Speaker 1: not armed. But but stuff is getting weirder and dicier
Speaker 1: out there every time I go out. UM over here,
Speaker 1: mask man, question for bold of you. So let's say
Speaker 1: College Central High. She said, Hey, you gotta go back
Speaker 1: in time interview? Who interview? If Comedy Central gave us
Speaker 1: a time machine, who did they go back in time
Speaker 1: and interview? How much money do you think Comedy Central has?
Speaker 1: Do you have? Do you have that? That is such
Speaker 1: an insulting question? Do you know how cheap this network is?
Speaker 1: This network program seventeen hours of the Office every single day.
Speaker 1: Roy is wearing my suit right now? You think they
Speaker 1: would invest in time travel technology? No way if anybody
Speaker 1: from Comedy Central was watching this right now, as Jordan
Speaker 1: Clipper said that not me. This is I believe this
Speaker 1: is Roy's hosting week. So as the boss, you've okayed
Speaker 1: this moment, you have to heavy as the crowd. Roy
Speaker 1: would if I'm going back in time, would you interview?
Speaker 1: I gotta go Martin Luther King or Malcolm mix Bro,
Speaker 1: Like I want to bring one of him up to
Speaker 1: the present day. But like, man, you see this shit. Man,
Speaker 1: you got to keep marching. What about you? Well, you
Speaker 1: took the obvious ones, so you know what. I would
Speaker 1: like to go back. It's a cliche, but I'd like
Speaker 1: to talk to Abraham Lincoln. One. It's nice to talk
Speaker 1: to somebody over six foot three, whoa I like some
Speaker 1: lincoln heads over there spring failed Illinois baby. I want
Speaker 1: to talk to Abraham Lincoln because I think his name
Speaker 1: has been besmirched in the last twenty years and he
Speaker 1: is used as like get me out of being racist
Speaker 1: card by so many folks on the Red Williams a Republican,
Speaker 1: So I'm like, I want to sit Abraham Lincoln down,
Speaker 1: read him the ship that's happening today, and be like,
Speaker 1: do you coside on this right now? Yes or no?
Speaker 1: Thank you for talking to me. Enjoy the theater. And
Speaker 1: then I've worn him, and then I've warned him. I've
Speaker 1: warned him. Sorry, don't go to the theater. Don't go
Speaker 1: to the theater. You shouldn't go to the theater. Don't
Speaker 1: play for everybody. Can I say one thing? How good
Speaker 1: a job it's Roy Wood Junior, Joe. I want to
Speaker 1: thrive pople. Look at that? Stop, look at it. I'm
Speaker 1: going there one hand. I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you what I Yeah, he keeps dunn, Why don't do?
Speaker 1: I want to say, Well, I was here in the
Speaker 1: John days. I remember I was here when Roy got
Speaker 1: brought on and in the first field piece we got
Speaker 1: to do together. Um, and I remember do you remember that? Yeah? Please,
Speaker 1: we're fond of police police. It was police buyas training
Speaker 1: I was taking place in Wisconsin, right, And Roy Wood Jr.
Speaker 1: Is funny like that, that's not a problem. But he's
Speaker 1: also one of the hardest working people in comedy I
Speaker 1: have ever met. And I remember that day you wanted
Speaker 1: to study how it was done. You put in the work,
Speaker 1: you put in the effort, and you're as kind as
Speaker 1: can be. And I think all those things you don't
Speaker 1: see because you make it look so easy, and so
Speaker 1: it's just a it's a testament to hard work and
Speaker 1: being a good person. The success that these shows have had,
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Speaker 1: to watch you do this is great. Roy Wood, Jojor
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