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Speaker 1: All right, it's time for your phone tap.

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Speaker 2: And if you're a company out there, one of the

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Speaker 2: absolute worst business decisions you could possibly make is hiring

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Speaker 2: Jose to be on your stats.

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Speaker 3: I hire Jose for thank you something.

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Speaker 2: But it's an especially bad move if you hire him

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Speaker 2: to oversee your company's finances.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 2: No, not only will all lunches be brought in by

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Speaker 2: uber eats, but you will be bankrupt by the end

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Speaker 2: of the week.

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Speaker 1: Control of my own finance, right, and even though that

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Speaker 1: might happen, Jose is going to do it with a smile,

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Speaker 1: got a good attitude.

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Speaker 2: So, ladies and gentlemen, meet your new company accountant Jose.

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Speaker 1: In your phone tap right now. Another Hello, Hey is

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Speaker 1: this Tyler?

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Speaker 4: This is him calling.

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Speaker 1: Hey Tyler, what's up.

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Speaker 3: I'm Eddie. I'm so sorry to bother you. I just

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Speaker 3: started at your old job at accounting and Heather, she

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Speaker 3: gave me your number, said you might be able to

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Speaker 3: help me out with any issues I have. So I'm

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Speaker 3: having an issue with the new job already.

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Speaker 4: Okay, so you got my old job.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, So my question is where do you keep the pencils?

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Speaker 3: What do you mean, Oh, there's no pencils in your desk.

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Speaker 3: I work in accounting, and so I'm doing a lot

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Speaker 3: of like riding and eracing, you know, and that's just

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Speaker 3: kind of impossible to do if I don't have a pencil.

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm not sure what to tell you. I guess

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Speaker 4: you could ask the office manager.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, is that Tina?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I'll talk to her.

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Speaker 3: Thank you so much, man. Good luck with your life

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Speaker 3: and your new job and all that good stuff. I'll

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Speaker 3: carry the torch here for you.

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Speaker 1: I got a big, big shoes to fill.

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Speaker 3: From what I hear.

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Speaker 4: All right, all right, bye bye.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hey Tyler, what's up? Man? It's Eddie again. Sorry

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Speaker 3: to call you, but you know how it.

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Speaker 1: Is, first week on the job.

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Speaker 2: What is it?

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Speaker 1: Just no, no.

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Speaker 3: No, I got that taken care of, man. I do

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Speaker 3: have another quick question though. They left a bunch of

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Speaker 3: papers on my desk with like tons of numbers and stuff.

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Speaker 3: Do you know what I'm supposed to do with these?

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Speaker 3: Like what apply our division?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 3: There's like tons of emails, you know, and they're just

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Speaker 3: numbers like coming in, just numbers and more numbers. And

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Speaker 3: I guess you're an accountant, man, Yeah, no, and I'm

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Speaker 3: I'm accounting all of them. They're they're flowing in hot.

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Speaker 3: I just don't know what to do now, you know.

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Speaker 4: You're calling me up to ask me what to do

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Speaker 4: with all of the numbers.

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's exactly what I'm asking bro. I can just

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Speaker 3: email them over to you. I can hit the forward button.

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Speaker 1: I figured that out.

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Speaker 4: You don't need to do that. Oh, I just kind

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Speaker 4: of just want to know, man, how long have you've

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Speaker 4: been in accounting?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: First day? Actually?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, no, I believe it.

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Speaker 3: I'm really eager though, man, to start and to learn

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Speaker 3: from the best. That's you, man, So I'm that's why

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Speaker 3: I'm hitting you up.

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Speaker 4: Look, I've kind of got my own stuff to take

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Speaker 4: care of her, my new job. So yeah, I can't

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Speaker 4: really be doing your job for you. So if you

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Speaker 4: have any problems, which it sounds like you do, maybe

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Speaker 4: you should talk to your supervisor. I'm pretty sure his

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Speaker 4: name is Dave Still.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, that's my dad, your dad, Yeah, that's.

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Speaker 4: My all makes sense, Okay.

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Speaker 3: So if you could just do me a solid, all right,

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Speaker 3: do it for me once. Just let me forwarde you

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Speaker 3: the numbers and then you take care of this. Then

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Speaker 3: I'll get the hang of it. I'll see what you did.

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Speaker 4: Look, Eddie, Eddie, that's not going to happen. I'm not

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Speaker 4: going to be doing your job for you. I've got

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Speaker 4: my own to take care of. So you got you

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Speaker 4: got to hold down your own fort. Okay, well got it?

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Speaker 1: You know what.

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Speaker 3: That's fine. You know, is there anybody else that I

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Speaker 3: could pay to do the work for me.

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Speaker 1: He's not like super busy.

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Speaker 4: Guy like you should have this conversation with Dave. You're

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Speaker 4: a supervisor.

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Speaker 1: Dave is my dad.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, he gives me a lot of money. But

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Speaker 3: now I need to pay somebody else the money he

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Speaker 3: pays me so I can get the job done.

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Speaker 1: Look, I can't go to Dave.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what's going on with you or your

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Speaker 4: dad or Dave or whatever. I don't really care. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 4: I have my own stuff to do. I'm gonna get

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Speaker 4: off the phone now and do that stuff, all right.

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Speaker 3: No, that's fine. I just you know, I'm trying to

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Speaker 3: fill your shoes. You're like a legend around here.

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Speaker 4: I'm really glad to hear. This was a great talk.

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Speaker 4: I gotta go. This is Tyler, Tyler, what's up?

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Speaker 1: It's Eddie.

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Speaker 4: How the hell did you get my office line? Eddie?

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Speaker 3: Oh you weren't answering your cell, so Heather gave me

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Speaker 3: your new office number. She's so nice.

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Speaker 4: Hey, I already told you I can I help you

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Speaker 4: do your job.

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Speaker 3: Man, dude, don't even worry about that anymore. My dad

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Speaker 3: just fired me.

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Speaker 1: Bro. What crazy?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 3: It turns out you found out that I lied about

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Speaker 3: college and all the internships that I told him I did.

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Speaker 3: And you know Dad's man, they're like, never impressed with

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Speaker 3: anything you do.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess so.

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Speaker 3: But hey, So my thing is is I was hoping

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Speaker 3: you could put in a good word for me at

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Speaker 3: your new job. Since we're homies now, you could give

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Speaker 3: me a reference.

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Speaker 4: Maybe, right, Not gonna happen, Eddie. What gonna happen?

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Speaker 1: Dude? You and me, we're the numbers guys, we're a team.

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Speaker 4: You've only got a job because of your dad. You

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Speaker 4: don't know anything about numbers.

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Speaker 1: I do I know about numbers? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Huh Dan, I'm also an expert in prank phone calls.

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Speaker 3: What Yeah, not looking so dumb anymore?

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Speaker 1: Am I?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 1: You're right? This is dumb man. What's up? I'm all say?

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Speaker 3: From the radio show brick At Jeffrey in the morning

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Speaker 3: doing a phone tap on you. Your friend Heather set you up, man.

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Speaker 3: She said she misses you a lot since you left

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Speaker 3: the office, so she wanted me to play a joke

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Speaker 3: on you.

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Speaker 4: I was thinking of myself, who is moron that that hired?

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Speaker 3: That's me. That's me, and I'm not a moron with

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Speaker 3: your hell, buddy, we're a good team, you know. Okay

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Speaker 3: real quick on the count of three. Is both our

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Speaker 3: favorite number? Okay two three, three.

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Speaker 1: Says we're number bros.

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Speaker 3: Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 3: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning