WEBVTT - EPISODE 1 - Lesbian Rooftop

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<v Speaker 1>Tampon Rock is a production of Anthem Entertainment and I

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<v Speaker 1>Heart Radio and Tampon. We don't want to Let's do

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<v Speaker 1>this more fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go see. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>huh yeah. Welcome to Tampon Rock, where your narrators and

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<v Speaker 1>resident lesbians or resbians if you will, and we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to tell you a story about two friends who Desia

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<v Speaker 1>twenties something we're not sure when she was born, and Chloe,

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<v Speaker 1>also twenty thought something. Don't worry about it, but here's

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<v Speaker 1>what you need to know. They're in a band called

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<v Speaker 1>The Goal, also known as the Greatest of All Lesbians,

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<v Speaker 1>and our story picks up with Chloe and Asia in

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<v Speaker 1>their apartment listening to a demo of their song Therapy.

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<v Speaker 1>Well one is listening right here it goes and the

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<v Speaker 1>one and the two. Maybe we should should baby, should

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<v Speaker 1>get baby? We should baby, I should get baby? Everything?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you kidding me? How can you even hear that

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<v Speaker 1>time hasn't two working speakers? Dude? I know the other day,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I was peek too loudly and he started yelling, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>the rent is worth it? Okay, should we change this

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<v Speaker 1>local part? Yeah sounds good? Okay, So this lady just responded,

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<v Speaker 1>do you want to pick up that couch from her tomorrow?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it's my voice? Do I sound pitchy? Yeah? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well I'll tell her we'll get it tomorrow. Wait what

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<v Speaker 1>when you? Please put your phone in silent um? You

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<v Speaker 1>know my New Year's resolution was to be at least

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<v Speaker 1>ten feet away from my phone at all times. But

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I'll break that for you, even though I

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<v Speaker 1>broke it yesterday and like five minutes ago. Will you

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<v Speaker 1>check who it is? Fine? Oh, it's a tender message.

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<v Speaker 1>It says, hey, Boo, can't wait to see you tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>Question mark right question mark? Is that your question mark?

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<v Speaker 1>Or is that her question mark? Her question mark? I'm confused.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought we confirmed. Do you think it's a typo?

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<v Speaker 1>Or is it that she's unsure that she'll see me tonight? Chloe,

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<v Speaker 1>as the great Edgar Allan Poe once said, leave half

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<v Speaker 1>of what you see and nothing of what you hear.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you hear something about her that's not all right? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>as long as she's not a Leo. Do you remember

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<v Speaker 1>the last time I dated a Leo? Oh? My god, Jessica,

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<v Speaker 1>she ruined Leo's for all of us, even Leo DiCaprio.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, Desia, what are you wearing? You mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Who am I wearing? No? No, no, okay, really, look

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<v Speaker 1>I love this whole stuff. Jet Deja b. Anthony takes

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<v Speaker 1>on Washington. Look, but you know it's not a costume party, right,

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<v Speaker 1>as a black woman, I resent that comment. Susan B.

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<v Speaker 1>Anthony was definitely a racist. Oh it's okay, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>your fault. It's the public school system and America in

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<v Speaker 1>the world. M anyway, I'm only wearing this because I

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<v Speaker 1>have to work that. You already knew that. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I forgot. I forgot. Oh I'm glad you're coming, by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, No, seriously, I am. You know I can't

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<v Speaker 1>go to ship on my own. I don't like to

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<v Speaker 1>walk in the door by myself. I know you're looking

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<v Speaker 1>to have me. I love you. Uh. Now, they're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be ready to go in like fifteen I'm ready to

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<v Speaker 1>go now. Okay, First, here's my question. Should I wear

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<v Speaker 1>this moother boost? I don't know you're going for a

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<v Speaker 1>little nos X gay or b d s um circuit

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<v Speaker 1>you're the b to party ever? Bikes home from the

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<v Speaker 1>party always exist? Yeah, please stop texting and biking. What

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<v Speaker 1>happens to your resolution isn't addiction? I can't stop. You

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<v Speaker 1>can die or where's get a ticket? Okay? If I die,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have to come to my funeral. Great, because

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't planning on it anyway. Rude everybody, We're so sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>She's so sorry. You listen. I'm not an enabler, so

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<v Speaker 1>your phone is mine. What will we I'm in the

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<v Speaker 1>middle of the wing. Are you watching recaps of The Bachelor?

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<v Speaker 1>Wash that show? Yeah? That's the point. How else will

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<v Speaker 1>I know what happened? You are so strange. The roof

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<v Speaker 1>is filled with lesbians. The roof is filled with lesbians.

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<v Speaker 1>that we're not in transit, I'm going to read your

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<v Speaker 1>messages for you. Oh look, just say you again for

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<v Speaker 1>the cap playing the piano. Okay, it's bad, I take it.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at your processing information. Thank you so much for

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<v Speaker 1>coming out. Yet it is like you have to come

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<v Speaker 1>out of the closet. Well, I mean you don't have

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<v Speaker 1>to come out of the closet just for this. Of

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<v Speaker 1>you who haven't yet, we support you to. My name

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<v Speaker 1>This next song is called Vagina. What do I feel like?

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<v Speaker 1>This band is a little bit too on the nose,

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<v Speaker 1>more like on the Ungeina. We could totally play a

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<v Speaker 1>show like this, might didn't Becky book us, Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think it helps that you slept with my girlfriend

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<v Speaker 1>in her own home while she was in the other

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<v Speaker 1>room past her arm count wherever she works. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>I was polite. I asked her if she wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>join She's that sorry, this never happens. This happened last

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<v Speaker 1>week at Apple. Yeah, we don't use a computer. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well maybe you should. Oh fuck, she says, she's here.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think that means? I think that means

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<v Speaker 1>she's here? All right? Yeah? Cool, cool cool, that's yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah that's what I thought. How do I look? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you look like everyone else here? So yeah, gay, every gay,

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<v Speaker 1>every gay Are you gonna be okay without me for

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit? Cuse, do your thing, Gonna go to

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<v Speaker 1>the bar and then probably just go to work, so

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<v Speaker 1>I'll see you at home. Yes, I should be luck

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<v Speaker 1>you don't need it, although she might right pleas to

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<v Speaker 1>be with under his eye? Excuse me, just trying to

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<v Speaker 1>get by you. Excuse me? Sorry? Behind you? Oops? Thanks? Hey?

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<v Speaker 1>What can I get you? Whiskey? Ginger? Please? You got it?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what? Making it double? That was fast? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you want another? You know what? Sure? You're back? Sorry

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<v Speaker 1>about that. This next one is called my heart has

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<v Speaker 1>a heavy part just like the weird chunking part of

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<v Speaker 1>my Oh my god, what you don't have weird chunky

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<v Speaker 1>bits in your period? Blood? No? I mean well, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess you're talking to me right, yes, you you're the

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<v Speaker 1>only cute person without a snap back on here? And

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<v Speaker 1>uh I still didn't answer my question. Wait what was

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<v Speaker 1>the question again? Chunky bless? I'm just sucking with you.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, actually, like, if we're getting technical blood clots

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<v Speaker 1>in your period, do say a lot about your cardiovascular system? Um? Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gina oh as in deja vu? First time? That right?

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<v Speaker 1>Got him? Well, it's deja vu. I'm enjoying your outfit.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so old. I know, don't I look good? For no? No,

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<v Speaker 1>but I actually happy to go to work after this

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<v Speaker 1>where out of graveyard? Wow, that's funny, you're funny. Does

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<v Speaker 1>that intimidate you? No? I was just saying that, you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I think I broke you, darn. I was

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<v Speaker 1>having such a good time chatting with you. Hi, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>stud good good. Um so so old lady. How much

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<v Speaker 1>time do I have with you before you turn into

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<v Speaker 1>a pumpkin? Oh? I'll do these weird midnight ghost tours

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<v Speaker 1>at St. Mary's Cemetery. So so you have less than

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<v Speaker 1>a hour Cinderella, Mike back to kill the shots? Please? Five? Fine,

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<v Speaker 1>thanks Mike? Yeah, two for you too, for me and

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<v Speaker 1>one for Mike. I don't know. Here's despicing up your

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<v Speaker 1>ghost tour later. Oh god, that that is the human

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you so much. Guys, you're ready here more at

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<v Speaker 1>Oh will you'll be more so? So? Oh my god, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>you really don't like this band? Just like co text better.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on that. So, um, what do you do? I'm

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<v Speaker 1>an artist, but I mostly model for nude art classes. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so interested, I can sign you up for a class

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<v Speaker 1>or Ashley, Ashley, excuse me, get the funk out of

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<v Speaker 1>my way. Ashley, Here are you talking to me? No, bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking to that fine glass of Seltzer water standing

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<v Speaker 1>next to you. If the Lacroix fits you, remember you

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<v Speaker 1>told me if I was a lacroid plabor, i'd be

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<v Speaker 1>the BlackBerry cucumber. That's actually I can't believe you stun

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<v Speaker 1>me up last night, and now you want to pretend

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<v Speaker 1>you don't even know who I am. How rude. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what you're talking about. I'm not Ashley, bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>you're Ashley. See here's your profile pit whoa that is

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<v Speaker 1>not me. She has dimples. I don't have dimples. There's

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<v Speaker 1>obviously some mistaken this red wine in your face? Bit security,

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<v Speaker 1>get her out here. Actually, this isn't over. Don't tell me.

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<v Speaker 1>Holy sh it, Gina, I can't believe you just jumped

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<v Speaker 1>in front of that line. Honestly, I can't believe I

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<v Speaker 1>just did that either. I don't know how those Real

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<v Speaker 1>Housewives girls do it. Ship. It looks like you're telling

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<v Speaker 1>your costume ladies. I think the situation requires more tequilo. Yeah, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>to Ashley, whoever she is, you really dodged a bullet.

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<v Speaker 1>Really all right, we should try to go to the

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<v Speaker 1>bathroom and get this out of your shirts, but most

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<v Speaker 1>importantly out of your eyes. Here, I think I have

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<v Speaker 1>a tied to get a stick? Where got it? Comharent me? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I can do it. Just just come here, can you?

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<v Speaker 1>Just hey? Can you? Okay, you can just stop scumming

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<v Speaker 1>for like two seconds. I mean you smell so good. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so yeah, you're a little drunk. Thanks, but you're you're

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<v Speaker 1>standing on my foot my bed. It looks like this

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<v Speaker 1>wine isn't coming out. Oh no, it's cool, it's cool.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just tell him it's my chunky periods. Very funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Does that intimidate you? Okay? A lot dunk? Shit, it's midnight,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm already late to work. I have to go. You're

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna say goodbye? Just give me your phone. Fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so drunk. It's okay, it's okay, I've got a

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<v Speaker 1>drunk work chunk been care hold on, hold on, you

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<v Speaker 1>have my number. You're gonna be late and a little

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<v Speaker 1>a lot. It's drunk, but it's gonna be fine. Just deepress,

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<v Speaker 1>breathe in with me for five and look, I'm sorry, Okay, fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>I really have to go, but it was so nice

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<v Speaker 1>to meet you. All right, good luck. Texts by bomm

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<v Speaker 1>how aha loves Gena got Gina's so hot. I know

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<v Speaker 1>you guys can't see her, but like your voice is

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<v Speaker 1>so hot too. Oh fuck fuck mhm, Hey Days, it's Greg. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just calling because we received a few complaints from

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<v Speaker 1>your tour last night. If I'm not mistaken, you showed

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<v Speaker 1>up twenty minutes late, um covering in what one of

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<v Speaker 1>our customers seemed to think was blood, which would be fine.

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<v Speaker 1>I commend the commitment to your rule, but I think

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<v Speaker 1>the vomiting was taking the method acting a bit too far. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I heard that you told a little girl

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<v Speaker 1>and I quote you look like the dead girl in

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<v Speaker 1>the sixth sense. Maybe you should be doing this ghost

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<v Speaker 1>too or not me ha ha. Yeah. Well, her parents

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<v Speaker 1>let us know that she's actually recovering from leukemia. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so that's not a great look for us. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go ahead and let you go. Okay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you have a good one, now bye bye. She gotta

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<v Speaker 1>pay us bail since at least this is corfy that

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<v Speaker 1>she's about to me. Yeah, m hmm, who peddled in

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<v Speaker 1>your fiddle? Disa? Hello? You got air pods in? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god? What? I'm just making coffee? Okay, Well, it's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be hard to make coffee if the pot is broken,

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<v Speaker 1>so just let me take it. Yeah, yep, you just

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<v Speaker 1>loosen woosen the death grip. Okay, love it, love it great.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we're talking. What kind of coffee would you like?

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<v Speaker 1>We only have one coffee and that's why we call

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<v Speaker 1>you the genius. Seriously, Okay, I'm you don't sound fine.

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<v Speaker 1>I got fired and I'm pretty sure it's because you

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<v Speaker 1>dragged me to that stoopid party. Oh ship, wait you

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<v Speaker 1>got fired? How? What what happened? I mean when? Why?

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<v Speaker 1>Who do I have to kill? And knew I shouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>have gone. I mean I'm in too much debt to

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<v Speaker 1>just funk around with my job? Dude, I I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I can't believe that. Asia. You want to talk?

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<v Speaker 1>Do need space? Space? Okay? Sounds good. I'm just gonna

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<v Speaker 1>take a bath. Do you need to get in there

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<v Speaker 1>before I take a space? Okay? Okay, hey mom, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's in the other cabinet, the other cabinet to your left.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I cannot stand your father right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey mom, Mom, I can't see you. Okay, moves the camera.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that better? No? Mom? Look at the square. You're

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<v Speaker 1>in the square? No, the little the what about top square?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you in the path? M okay, Well, we don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to stay on the phone. No, no no, no, Mom,

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<v Speaker 1>it's fine. What's up? Okay? Well, I was going to

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<v Speaker 1>ask if you're planning on coming home on Thursday. It's

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<v Speaker 1>your brother's third year. I told you that uncle Jim

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<v Speaker 1>is going to be there with Brook. Do you remember

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<v Speaker 1>Brooke Michaels, right, I think you went to school with her.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you doing air quotes? Is Brooke not her name?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just surprised he's dating someone who's basically your age.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh Mom, Brooke Michaels is at least whatever. She just

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<v Speaker 1>seems young. You know what, we don't have to get

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<v Speaker 1>into it. It's not my problem. You're right, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>your problem. Okay, okay, changing the subject. Okay, how's the

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<v Speaker 1>lady homosexual world? Mom? Who says some sexual anymore? Ros? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I can never keep up. Okay, we'll just say lesbian

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<v Speaker 1>or queer? Are gay? Pan sexual? Demisexual, saphic sexual? Same sex? Bull?

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<v Speaker 1>Carpet Vner? We slow down, let me get a pen.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you repeat the last one for me? What was it?

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<v Speaker 1>Carpet something? Mom, Do not write that down. Okay, I'm kidding,

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<v Speaker 1>don't do it. Just watch The L Word on Netflix

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<v Speaker 1>like everybody else. I've been watching so awful about that Dana.

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<v Speaker 1>She was such a sweet girl. Mom. It's a scripted show.

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<v Speaker 1>She didn't actually die. You know. By the way, did

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<v Speaker 1>you follow up with the psychiatrist that Dr Brown recommended?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you gonna switch? Are you gonna stick with the

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<v Speaker 1>one at home? I don't know how you're gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>your refills. You can always come home if you still

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<v Speaker 1>want to work with Dr Brown. It's just that I'm worried.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not mom, Mom, I'm just I'm taking a bath. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to relax. So let's just we can talk

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<v Speaker 1>about this later. Well, you know your brother, Mom, Please,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not Paul. Okay, I'm just being a mom. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I know. I just no, no, no, fuck fuck oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>ship oh motherfucker not again? Fuck? Oh my god? No

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<v Speaker 1>you okay, fuck no let me end it. Love can't

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<v Speaker 1>get to the door. I'm not coming it, okay, motherfucker.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, are you okay? What's going on? Chocko

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<v Speaker 1>on one on my phone? I just dropped it in

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<v Speaker 1>the bathtub. Oh my god, Chloe, I thought you were

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<v Speaker 1>being stabbed. There was a stabbing. My phone was stabbed, right,

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<v Speaker 1>because that's so much worse. All right, I'll get the

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<v Speaker 1>right stats to the rights to you. Okay, but first,

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<v Speaker 1>put this towel on. Your nipples are staring at me

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<v Speaker 1>because they love you. Hey, listen, dude, I just want

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<v Speaker 1>to say I'm so sorry again. I'm not your job.

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<v Speaker 1>This whatever, I'm over it. It's not all your fault.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I'll sign up a postmas this something. It's all good,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, band practice in five. We have to hurry.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I saw the neighbor leave. And also, your

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<v Speaker 1>nipples are still staring at me. Yeah, you're welcome. Hey, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>what those nipples away? Gets too hot to play when

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<v Speaker 1>booms are in you're white. Wait, that's messed up, so

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<v Speaker 1>fucked up. You know I put your lighters in the air.

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<v Speaker 1>He put those nicks away? Gets hot? Boss? Hey, you

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<v Speaker 1>know they weren't no they weren't. Hey, can you pull

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<v Speaker 1>up the lyrics right quick? Oh ship, wait? Are you

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<v Speaker 1>watching nastary cats? Are you freaking kidding me? After all

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<v Speaker 1>that you gave me from me by your night? I

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<v Speaker 1>heard some voices coming from your room this morning. Dude.

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<v Speaker 1>That wasn't my date. That was a different girl. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>my date. It was a total fucking disaster. What happened? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>This chick was making fun of my dopefest and then

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<v Speaker 1>she asked about my band. I mean, she asked about

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<v Speaker 1>our band. So I played her a bit of our

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<v Speaker 1>song Therapy. Do you know what she said to me?

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<v Speaker 1>She said, Wow, I love this Teagan and Sarah song.

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<v Speaker 1>What what she thought? Her song was a Tegan and

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<v Speaker 1>Sarah song? Dude, definitely good thing right now? Where the goal?

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<v Speaker 1>G oh a l the greatest of all lesbians? Not

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<v Speaker 1>Tegan and Sarah. God, her song is a goddamn original.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds like you've been a little bit dramatic, But

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, like, isn't he getting Sarah like one of

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<v Speaker 1>the biggest influences on your our band? Yeah, but that's

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<v Speaker 1>not the point. I mean she basically said we're un

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<v Speaker 1>original and probably I won't ever make it. So let's

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<v Speaker 1>just say we'll be sister friend serious. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>why we're doing this. I mean, if people are just

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<v Speaker 1>gonna think we're teaking and Sarah rip off, what is

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<v Speaker 1>the point. The point is is fun and we like

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<v Speaker 1>to do it, you know what. Let's calm down, take

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<v Speaker 1>a deep breath, five or three. So she literally asked

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<v Speaker 1>if my vest was from Eddie Bauer, like, oh am,

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<v Speaker 1>I allan degenerous. Okay, okay, okay, all right, enough about me?

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<v Speaker 1>How is your name? I mean, besides getting fired? Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I was arrested. Your night, it was interesting? Okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>think I met someone? What yo, dude, you never meet anyone?

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<v Speaker 1>I know. She gave me her number and I think

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to text her, but not until tomorrow because

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<v Speaker 1>I want to give us some space. Whoa, whoa dude? Words?

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<v Speaker 1>I never thought it here from your mouth, miss she

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<v Speaker 1>who texted me? Yeah? Yeah, enough enough, okay, ready for practice? Yeah, captain, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't have much time, so let's hit this cover

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<v Speaker 1>before the neighbor comes back. All right, five six, seven, eight?

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<v Speaker 1>So kiss me? Seriously. I thought I saw its Carly.

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<v Speaker 1>Is he at the front door? I'll get it coming.

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<v Speaker 1>We didn't even know you were daya, Gina. What are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing here? Oh? Hey, Gina, I didn't know you

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<v Speaker 1>two knew each other. Small little world. Uh sorry, So

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<v Speaker 1>did I have a chance to leave my sweater here

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<v Speaker 1>this morning? Oh yeah, hold on, let me go grab

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<v Speaker 1>it for you. Thank you, Daja. You never texted me

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<v Speaker 1>last night. Did you make it to your ghost tour

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<v Speaker 1>or what? Yeah? Barely here you are a little okay

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<v Speaker 1>think Hey, come on, baby, we're gonna miss the trailer. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>come here. Sorry man, I'm all right anyway, thank you? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>no problem. It was fun. You want to hang out

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<v Speaker 1>in too, Sure, I'll see you both later. Yeah. Cool

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<v Speaker 1>cool co co co cool cool. Wow. Gina is so great,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't she. Yeah? I don't know. I don't really know where. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>That was so sad, so sad. Really, Yeah, I wonder

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<v Speaker 1>what days was thinking. Yeah, can somebody pull up Deja's brains?

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<v Speaker 1>Please turn that up? Please? Okay, maybe I suld get.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe we should get, Maybe I should Maybe we should

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<v Speaker 1>baby should get, Maybe we should get. This episode was

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<v Speaker 1>created and written by Alicia Brown, Sarah Almott, and Sophie Dinnicol,

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<v Speaker 1>directed and composed by Sarah Almont. Music supervision by Alicia

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<v Speaker 1>Brown and Sophie Dinnaicole. Executive produced by Brian Walland for

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<v Speaker 1>Anthem Entertainment produced by Selena Razak. Audio by Tate Gregor

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<v Speaker 1>and David Gulick Starry Ranita Lewis as Deja, Jule Spordsberg,

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<v Speaker 1>Larry as Chloe, and Leo o'bernittis as Gina. Narrated by

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<v Speaker 1>Alicia Brown and Sarah Almack's additional voices Sophie Dinnaicol and

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<v Speaker 1>Tate Greger. For more podcasts for my Heart Radio, visit

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