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Speaker 1: Tampon Rock is a production of Anthem Entertainment and I

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Speaker 1: Heart Radio and Tampon. We don't want to Let's do

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Speaker 1: this more fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go see. Oh

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Speaker 1: huh yeah. Welcome to Tampon Rock, where your narrators and

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Speaker 1: resident lesbians or resbians if you will, and we're going

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Speaker 1: to tell you a story about two friends who Desia

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Speaker 1: twenties something we're not sure when she was born, and Chloe,

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Speaker 1: also twenty thought something. Don't worry about it, but here's

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Speaker 1: what you need to know. They're in a band called

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Speaker 1: The Goal, also known as the Greatest of All Lesbians,

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Speaker 1: and our story picks up with Chloe and Asia in

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Speaker 1: their apartment listening to a demo of their song Therapy.

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Speaker 1: Well one is listening right here it goes and the

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Speaker 1: one and the two. Maybe we should should baby, should

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Speaker 1: get baby? We should baby, I should get baby? Everything?

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? How can you even hear that

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Speaker 1: time hasn't two working speakers? Dude? I know the other day,

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Speaker 1: I guess I was peek too loudly and he started yelling, Yes,

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Speaker 1: the rent is worth it? Okay, should we change this

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Speaker 1: local part? Yeah sounds good? Okay, So this lady just responded,

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Speaker 1: do you want to pick up that couch from her tomorrow?

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's my voice? Do I sound pitchy? Yeah? Okay,

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Speaker 1: well I'll tell her we'll get it tomorrow. Wait what

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Speaker 1: when you? Please put your phone in silent um? You

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Speaker 1: know my New Year's resolution was to be at least

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Speaker 1: check who it is? Fine? Oh, it's a tender message.

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Speaker 1: It says, hey, Boo, can't wait to see you tonight.

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Speaker 1: Question mark right question mark? Is that your question mark?

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Speaker 1: Or is that her question mark? Her question mark? I'm confused.

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Speaker 1: I thought we confirmed. Do you think it's a typo?

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Speaker 1: Or is it that she's unsure that she'll see me tonight? Chloe,

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Speaker 1: as the great Edgar Allan Poe once said, leave half

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Speaker 1: Did you hear something about her that's not all right? Well,

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Speaker 1: as long as she's not a Leo. Do you remember

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Desia, what are you wearing? You mean?

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Speaker 1: you the genius. Seriously, Okay, I'm you don't sound fine.

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Speaker 1: got fired? How? What what happened? I mean when? Why?

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Speaker 1: it's in the other cabinet, the other cabinet to your left.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I cannot stand your father right now?

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Speaker 1: Hey mom, Mom, I can't see you. Okay, moves the camera.

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Speaker 1: Is that better? No? Mom? Look at the square. You're

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Speaker 1: your brother's third year. I told you that uncle Jim

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Speaker 1: Brooke Michaels, right, I think you went to school with her.

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Speaker 1: I'm just surprised he's dating someone who's basically your age.

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Speaker 1: Oh Mom, Brooke Michaels is at least whatever. She just

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Speaker 1: into it. It's not my problem. You're right, it's not

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Speaker 1: or queer? Are gay? Pan sexual? Demisexual, saphic sexual? Same sex? Bull?

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Speaker 1: Carpet Vner? We slow down, let me get a pen.

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Speaker 1: Carpet something? Mom, Do not write that down. Okay, I'm kidding,

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Speaker 1: don't do it. Just watch The L Word on Netflix

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Speaker 1: like everybody else. I've been watching so awful about that Dana.

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Speaker 1: She was such a sweet girl. Mom. It's a scripted show.

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Speaker 1: She didn't actually die. You know. By the way, did

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Speaker 1: want to work with Dr Brown. It's just that I'm worried.

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Speaker 1: I'm not mom, Mom, I'm just I'm taking a bath. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm not Paul. Okay, I'm just being a mom. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: put this towel on. Your nipples are staring at me

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Speaker 1: all right, band practice in five. We have to hurry.

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Speaker 1: up the lyrics right quick? Oh ship, wait? Are you

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Speaker 1: watching nastary cats? Are you freaking kidding me? After all

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Speaker 1: That wasn't my date. That was a different girl. But anyway,

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Speaker 1: my date. It was a total fucking disaster. What happened? Um?

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Speaker 1: This chick was making fun of my dopefest and then

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Speaker 1: She said, Wow, I love this Teagan and Sarah song.

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Speaker 1: What what she thought? Her song was a Tegan and

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Speaker 1: I allan degenerous. Okay, okay, okay, all right, enough about me?

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Speaker 1: How is your name? I mean, besides getting fired? Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I was arrested. Your night, it was interesting? Okay, I

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Speaker 1: who texted me? Yeah? Yeah, enough enough, okay, ready for practice? Yeah, captain, Okay,

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Speaker 1: we don't have much time, so let's hit this cover

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Speaker 1: So kiss me? Seriously. I thought I saw its Carly.

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Speaker 1: Is he at the front door? I'll get it coming.

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Speaker 1: We didn't even know you were daya, Gina. What are

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Speaker 1: two knew each other. Small little world. Uh sorry, So

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Speaker 1: did I have a chance to leave my sweater here

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Speaker 1: this morning? Oh yeah, hold on, let me go grab

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Speaker 1: it for you. Thank you, Daja. You never texted me

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Speaker 1: last night. Did you make it to your ghost tour

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Speaker 1: think Hey, come on, baby, we're gonna miss the trailer. Okay,

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Speaker 1: come here. Sorry man, I'm all right anyway, thank you? Oh,

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Speaker 1: cool co co co cool cool. Wow. Gina is so great,

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Speaker 1: That was so sad, so sad. Really, Yeah, I wonder

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Speaker 1: what days was thinking. Yeah, can somebody pull up Deja's brains?

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Speaker 1: Please turn that up? Please? Okay, maybe I suld get.

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Speaker 1: Maybe we should get, Maybe I should Maybe we should

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Speaker 1: baby should get, Maybe we should get. This episode was

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Speaker 1: created and written by Alicia Brown, Sarah Almott, and Sophie Dinnicol,

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Speaker 1: directed and composed by Sarah Almont. Music supervision by Alicia

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Speaker 1: Brown and Sophie Dinnaicole. Executive produced by Brian Walland for

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Speaker 1: Anthem Entertainment produced by Selena Razak. Audio by Tate Gregor

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Speaker 1: and David Gulick Starry Ranita Lewis as Deja, Jule Spordsberg,

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Speaker 1: Larry as Chloe, and Leo o'bernittis as Gina. Narrated by

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Speaker 1: Alicia Brown and Sarah Almack's additional voices Sophie Dinnaicol and

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Speaker 1: Tate Greger. For more podcasts for my Heart Radio, visit

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