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Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on

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Speaker 1: a Thursday, Churning and Vernon Hardy. I'm excited. I'm excited,

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Speaker 1: and I'll tell you one thing. I've never been more focused.

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Speaker 1: My focus is just stay focused. So I need to

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Speaker 1: address a couple of things here. We have some good news.

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Speaker 1: I want to get to some emails. I'm way behind

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Speaker 1: on the emails, and this is not good news. This

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Speaker 1: is something you're going to be mad at me about.

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Speaker 1: So I'm ready. I'm ready for the hate. I'm ready

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Speaker 1: for the hate. This email said, dear Kelly the great

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Speaker 1: see Chris. We know you've been super busy with the

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Speaker 1: world famous authoring, audiobook recording book tour and other part

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Speaker 1: time radio host duties. But it's the end of June

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Speaker 1: and we still don't have the bipartisan Hottest Women of

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Speaker 1: Congress list. This is literally and I hate you, guys,

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Speaker 1: an injustice to the country, in need of unity. Buenos Tartis.

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Speaker 1: And he said his name is Jordans. All right, I

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Speaker 1: owe you honesty at all times. I do. It's just

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Speaker 1: you and me talking, so let's have a talk. Last year. No,

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Speaker 1: it was two years ago. Two years ago. We just

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Speaker 1: say it was two years ago, wasn't it? Fellas is

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Speaker 1: it two years ago? I think it was two years ago.

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Speaker 1: We decided we were just gonna kind of do a gang.

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Speaker 1: It was just supposed to be kind of a goof

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Speaker 1: thing where we were gonna we're gonna take all the

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Speaker 1: women in the House and the Senate and we were

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Speaker 1: going to grade the top ten based on attractiveness. And

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Speaker 1: it was just supposed to make the libs mad. And

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Speaker 1: of course most of the chicks on the right would

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Speaker 1: would love it and laugh and everyone you would laugh,

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Speaker 1: and I would laugh. It was just it wasn't obviy serious.

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Speaker 1: But it was something we did and we had AOC

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Speaker 1: on air and Bobert won it, and we sent Bobert

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Speaker 1: a partially used red Lobster gift card, which was hilarious,

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Speaker 1: and it was it was it turned into this thing

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Speaker 1: that ended up getting way bigger than we ever thought

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Speaker 1: it was going to get. I know, it went international,

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Speaker 1: It was on international publications. Bobert was posing with the

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Speaker 1: certificate we center in front of her office. It was look,

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Speaker 1: it was awesome, all right, But this always happens to

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Speaker 1: us where we'll do something stupid and screw off and

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Speaker 1: it gets big, way, bigger than we think it's going

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Speaker 1: to get. You know what that you know what the

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Speaker 1: problem is, Chris. We still act like the show is

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Speaker 1: a seven to eight o'clock at night show buried on

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Speaker 1: some tiny station, and we lose sight of the fact

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Speaker 1: that everyone's listening. Glit. So we did this thing and

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Speaker 1: then this all right, this is gonna sound bad. So

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Speaker 1: I don't have another way to put this. I just

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Speaker 1: want to. I want you to. I'm just gonna give

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Speaker 1: it to you straight. Running for office this year in

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Speaker 1: the midterms, there were a lot, and I mean a

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Speaker 1: lot of really really attractive women. There were a lot

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Speaker 1: of them. They were all Republicans. All the Democrats were hags,

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Speaker 1: of course, but there were a lot. There was something

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Speaker 1: like ten of these women. There were just dimes, knockouts, dimes,

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Speaker 1: and me and Clay and Buck started talking about it

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Speaker 1: and we decided, Man, this is crazy. It's going to

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Speaker 1: be this gop red wave. And then we were talking

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Speaker 1: be huge next year. And we were talking about potentially

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Speaker 1: doing a draft, an online draft. It would have been

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Speaker 1: the most degrading, hilarious thing ever. It would have been fantastic.

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Speaker 1: Everyone would have loved it, every dude, every woman with

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Speaker 1: again this is it was just juvenile, stupid stuff. It

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Speaker 1: the midterms happened and they all lost, all of them,

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Speaker 1: with the exception of Anna, Paulina Luna out of Florida.

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Speaker 1: All the Dimes lost, Catalina loof all of it. I

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Speaker 1: don't even remember their names. I didn't really care. I

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Speaker 1: don't remember their names, but there were a lot, what Chris,

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Speaker 1: And it's why I haven't done it yet. And I

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Speaker 1: any suspense It's either Bobert or Luna, so we already

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Speaker 1: there I had to get that off my chest. What, Chris,

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Speaker 1: you have something to say? We have to do it

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Speaker 1: again to kick ihan Omar off. You only don't like

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Speaker 1: ihan Omar because she hates Jews. She totally is one

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Speaker 1: let her in anti Semitism go when it comes to

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Speaker 1: our list, Chris, our list is only about looks. She

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Speaker 1: could be the spawn of Satan and if she's not enough,

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Speaker 1: she's getting on the list. It's buddy, you're gonna have

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Speaker 1: to say now you and her are never gonna hang out.

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Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong. She'd probably light you on fire

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Speaker 1: or something. What Chris, don't there's no need to install

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Speaker 1: her here. There's no need. Now you're just being petty.

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Speaker 1: Now you're being petty, is what you're being. All right,

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Speaker 1: Let it go, all right, let it go. You too

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Speaker 1: are oil and water, Chris, oil and water. But hey,

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Speaker 1: even oil and water, you shake it up real quick

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Speaker 1: and mix up for at least a couple of minutes

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Speaker 1: what I'm just saying. But all right, we're moving on.

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Speaker 1: I have some good news. Here's some good news. It's true.

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Speaker 1: We have a bunch of violent, vile street communists in

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Speaker 1: this country, the ANTIFA types, the BLM types. Of course,

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Speaker 1: they have all kinds of future communists, foot soldiers poring

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Speaker 1: I'm not denying the violence of communists, and I'm not

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Speaker 1: denying the violence of weak men. Weak Men are much

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Speaker 1: more violent and scary than strong men. Strong Men control it.

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Speaker 1: Weak men are nasty. So I'm not saying that. But

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Speaker 1: one of the things that encourages me is how soft

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Speaker 1: the top of people who are just so soft. There's

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Speaker 1: this guy in Iowa longer in Iowa, Chris Gloninger, Chris Golonginger. Man.

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Speaker 1: That's a mouthful, Golly, that is a mouthful. He is

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Speaker 1: a weather man for some Iowa TV station, or I

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Speaker 1: should say he was. He just quit the news station.

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Speaker 1: Why did he quit the news station. He quit the

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Speaker 1: news station because of course he's a dirty communist, and

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Speaker 1: he couldn't just get up and tell us the weather.

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Speaker 1: He couldn't just say rainy tomorrow's know it tomorrow, whatever

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Speaker 1: and of course he has to site climate change and

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Speaker 1: climb at this and the man made climate change, and

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Speaker 1: he asked to inject all this crap into his weather report. Well,

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Speaker 1: of course, the right is beginning to grow teeth. Now,

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Speaker 1: remember something, You and I both want the right to

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Speaker 1: turn into anti communists, want them to grow teeth. Teeth

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Speaker 1: are good. Aggressive is good. Be aggressive with the filthy communist.

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Speaker 1: He deserves it. Liberal and Peggy, don't roll your eyes

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Speaker 1: and walk away when she tries to ruin Thanksgiving. Give

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Speaker 1: it to her right back until she cries and leaves

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Speaker 1: the party. That's how it should be. But there's another

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Speaker 1: part of this teeth also. It's gonna get us uncomfortable

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Speaker 1: every now and then because people are going to take

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Speaker 1: it too far. Apparently, some apparently, some dude emailed in

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Speaker 1: a threat of some kind. I don't know if it

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Speaker 1: so you never know if it's an actual threat. He

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Speaker 1: might have just emailed in and said, hey, this guy's

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Speaker 1: an idiot. Take him off the air. Or maybe he

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Speaker 1: which you definitely should not do. Remember you need to

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Speaker 1: stay legal and local at all times. No matter what.

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Speaker 1: The guy emailed in something nasty and the meteorologists quit.

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Speaker 1: This dude quit his job. And he not only quit

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Speaker 1: his job, he cited PTSD. What a sisy PTSD from

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Speaker 1: a nasty email. You should see my emails, you dork. Gosh,

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Speaker 1: that's hilarious. Hi Jesse, you've been saying for a while

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Speaker 1: now the people in government need to serve prison time.

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Speaker 1: I agree that's something that needs to be done to

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Speaker 1: bring justice. My wife was fired for not complying with

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Speaker 1: the vax mandate. I'm fully on the side of your

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Speaker 1: buddy Steve Dace regarding this matter. There need to be

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Speaker 1: trials and executions, not prison time. They violated the Nuremberg Code.

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Speaker 1: I will pay for their prison expenses when hell Freeze

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Speaker 1: is over. Please don't say my name. Look, this just

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Speaker 1: goes back to what I was saying about. The right

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Speaker 1: has had enough enough. Percentage of the right has had enough.

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Speaker 1: And the old ways, the old days of the GOP

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Speaker 1: acting like they kind of care. It's not good enough. Look,

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Speaker 1: Adam Schiff is a piece of trash. They censured him.

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Speaker 1: That's what they did. They got together and censured him.

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Speaker 1: You want to hear upset he was about that. I

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Speaker 1: have any regrets on how you handle the Russia issue.

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Speaker 2: Obviously, the foreign president was never criminally implicated for anything

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Speaker 2: involving Russia.

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Speaker 2: I think the investigation of his misconduct was very important.

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Speaker 2: It ultimately led to his impeachment, which I was proud

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Speaker 2: to lead, and it led to the first and bipartisan

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Speaker 2: vote to remove a president in US history. I was

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Speaker 2: also proud to serve on the January sixth Committee. And

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Speaker 2: I would do all of that again, and I would

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Speaker 1: Does he sound like he regrets it and it's going

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Speaker 1: to change his ways? The old days of the GOP

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Speaker 1: patting us on the head. I've got to stop the

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Speaker 1: low t GOP has got to stop. We have to

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Speaker 1: turn into something better, We have to turn into something more.

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Speaker 1: Maybe that's why the entire GOP needs to get on

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Speaker 1: a male vitality stack from Chalk Vitality stack twenty percent

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Speaker 1: why we never do anything at all? You know why

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Speaker 1: Joe Biden still isn't impeached. We have these losers like

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Speaker 1: Thune and others. I'll get to them in a minute

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Speaker 1: talking about well, we don't need to impeach them. That's

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Speaker 1: too far. We need to focus on policy. Why Because

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Speaker 1: they're not on male vitality stacks from Chalk. You need

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Speaker 1: to be on one, and so do they. And ladies,

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Speaker 1: they got female vitality stacks for you. We got a

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Speaker 1: long road to go here in this country. We have

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Speaker 1: a lot of battles to fight and a lot of

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Speaker 1: battles to win, and we're not gonna win them if

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Speaker 1: we're a bunch of week losers. Go to choq dot

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Speaker 1: com promo code Jesse and start it today. Ninety days later,

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Speaker 1: you're not gonna believe how you feel. Chalk dot com

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Speaker 1: promo code Jesse. Don't out you're listening to The Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show. You're welcome. It is the Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna get to all the latest and greatest in

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Speaker 1: the corporate world. Here doctor Fauci Disney, going to crap

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Speaker 1: and more. But I just want to do this speaking

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Speaker 1: to the low TGP. I know people are angry. I'm angry, Chris.

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Speaker 3: But you know freedom is not free, so you don't

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Speaker 1: know he's going to jail. I think he's going to jail,

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Speaker 1: But I guess I'm holding out hope that doesn't happen.

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Speaker 1: That's and I guess that's probably being childish, isn't it?

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Speaker 1: Am I being childish holding out that hope? But I

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Speaker 1: don't want that man, that'd be so bad, even if

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Speaker 1: you're one of these Trump haters, that would be so

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Speaker 1: bad for this country. It'd be hard to see how

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Speaker 1: that band gets put back together again. Oh, I forgot

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Speaker 1: to mention bud Light. Speaking of bud Light, they put

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Speaker 1: out an ad online. Yeah, I don't know if they're

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Speaker 1: gonna run it on TV, but they put out an

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Speaker 1: ad online. And I'll tell you this much. One, don't

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Speaker 1: ever buy bud Light again. Remember, we're not going back.

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Speaker 1: We have to leave them dead on the side of

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Speaker 1: the road. Let's keep that going. But two, I understand

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Speaker 1: what they're doing, and I actually think it's smart what

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Speaker 1: the ad is. It's the least serious ad I've seen

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Speaker 1: from anybody in ages. It's a big goofball ad with

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Speaker 1: people getting sunburnt and spilling drinks and walking into screen doors.

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Speaker 1: I actually watched it and snickered a little bit, and

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Speaker 1: it occurred to me, I think they're doing the only

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Speaker 1: thing they can do. And remember, I'm not supporting them.

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Speaker 1: You shouldn't support them, But I think the only play

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Speaker 1: if you're bud Light at this point in times, go

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Speaker 1: with funny, spend all those millions, fire all the liberal

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Speaker 1: white women hire some genuinely funny writers and just go

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Speaker 1: lighthearted and funny for years. People are not going to

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Speaker 1: forgive you tomorrow or next year, and they shouldn't remember.

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Speaker 1: Let's let's never go back. You and I will never

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Speaker 1: go back. People are not going to forgive you next year,

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Speaker 1: next month, whatever. But over time, enough years go by,

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Speaker 1: and now you're just funny Brand. Now you're just hey,

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Speaker 1: make me laugh, Brand. I think that's a path to

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Speaker 1: get part of the way back. I think that's a

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Speaker 1: no matter what, people love to laugh. People love to

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Speaker 1: laugh everyone but feminists they love to laugh. I think

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Speaker 1: you can't ever get back to what you were right.

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Speaker 1: That ship has sailed. It's like oj oh, J get what.

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Speaker 1: I didn't mean that that way, Chris, but kind of

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Speaker 1: in that way, oj could rehab his image some what.

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Speaker 1: He's never going to be a movie star again, or

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Speaker 1: get on Saturday Night Live again, or do any of

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Speaker 1: the things he did before. He's never going to be

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Speaker 1: thought of as this world class running back. You're still

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Speaker 1: gonna be the guy who chopped your wife's head off,

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Speaker 1: but you can attempt to reab that image a little.

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Speaker 1: Was that about example? That probably was about It was

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Speaker 1: about example, Well, everyone understands what I'm saying. Chris, quit

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Speaker 1: emulsifying the show. You know what, Let's focus on something better,

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Speaker 1: not Chris. Let's focus on preborn for a moment, grabbing

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Speaker 1: somebody when they're at their lowest moment and pulling them

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Speaker 1: out of that moment. Isn't that the greatest thing you

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Speaker 1: can do for somebody. Look, everybody wants to patch you

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Speaker 1: on the back. When you get a promotion at work,

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Speaker 1: everything's going, well, I'm getting married. Everyone loves that. Who's

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Speaker 1: there for you when you're a young lady and you

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Speaker 1: get pregnant when he didn't want to, who's there for you?

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Speaker 1: I've heard these stories. You can't. No one sticks around.

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Speaker 1: Everyone either craps on you or they're trying to get

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Speaker 1: you to go, Hey, go get that abortion. Parents, they'll

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Speaker 1: make their daughters go get it. No, you really need

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Speaker 1: an abortion. Preborn at that moment, when that young lady

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Speaker 1: is going to get an abortion, that's when they step

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Speaker 1: in and say, no, you don't have to do that.

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Speaker 1: We're here to help you. Let's get you an ultrasound

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Speaker 1: and she'll hear the heartbeat and she'll choose life. But

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Speaker 1: then preborn doesn't just kick her out. Hey, good, you

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Speaker 1: got a baby. Now, best of luck, up to two

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Speaker 1: years of care Diaper's formula. She's in an abusive relationship

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Speaker 1: and oftentimes she is. They'll get her out, get her

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Speaker 1: in a shelter. If she's got substance problems, they'll get

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Speaker 1: her in. They'll get treatment for that caring. That's awesome,

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Speaker 1: isn't it. And that's what you do with your preborn donations.

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Speaker 1: Twenty eight bucks buys that ultrasound, but there's no limit.

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Speaker 1: One hundred and forty buys five of them to preborn

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Speaker 1: dot com slash Jesse preborn dot com slash Jesse sponsored

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Speaker 1: by Preborn Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: And uh, let's check in with communist John Denver also

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Speaker 1: known as Randy Winegarden. She's part of the DHS now, yeah,

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Speaker 1: the Department of Homeland Security. She's joining the School Safety Board.

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Speaker 1: These people, they just get together in one big cabal,

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Speaker 1: all these elites, one big cabal of failure. It's a

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Speaker 1: ball of failure, and they just sit up there and

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Speaker 1: emulsify with each other. What Chris, wait, did that work?

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Speaker 1: Did I I did? I knew I nailed that I know,

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Speaker 1: I don't off you skate, Chris, I knew I nailed

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Speaker 1: that one. Anyway, They sit up there and they just

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Speaker 1: hand out various jobs and resume padding things to each

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Speaker 1: other with our money, and it's just the worst dagon

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Speaker 1: thing in the world. Did you hear Matt Gates going

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Speaker 1: after Durham yesterday? I kind of liked it.

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Speaker 4: You tried two cases, lost both of them, and then

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Speaker 4: the one plea guilty plea you got Clin Smith. Clin

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Speaker 4: Smith is back to practicing law in Washington, DC today.

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Speaker 5: Let's beyond my control, right.

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Speaker 4: But but the fact that you allowed that plea to occur, right,

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Speaker 4: and and then the punishment was insufficient. The fact that

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Speaker 4: you didn't You didn't charge Andrew McCabe, You didn't convict

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Speaker 4: the Lion Democrats with the Lion Russians, you didn't investigate

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Speaker 4: mifsud or the Muller probe, even though, as we said

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Speaker 4: here today in black Letter, that was your charge. And

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Speaker 4: it just seemed it just seems so facially obvious that

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Speaker 4: it's not what's in your report that's telling. It's the omission.

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Speaker 4: It's the lack of work you did. And for the

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Speaker 4: people like the chairman, who put trust in you. I

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Speaker 4: think you let them down. I think you let the

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Speaker 4: country down, and you are one of the barriers to

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Speaker 4: the true accountability that we need.

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Speaker 5: Well, I don't know if you've ever investigated a crime.

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Speaker 4: If I don't know, you didn't investigate them. Andy mccab

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Speaker 4: did did you charge him? Do you investigate him?

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Speaker 1: Gentleman times in expired that witness can respond, then we'll

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Speaker 1: move on to our last.

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Speaker 5: On no sort, whether or not you've ever had occasion

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Speaker 5: to try to investigate crimes. Under the rules and regulations

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Speaker 5: and under the constitution that we're bound by, we can

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Speaker 5: gather evidence in particularly lawful ways. Can't charge people because

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Speaker 5: we might.

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Speaker 4: Think not justgate investigate the molart and you will tell

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Speaker 4: us who gave the orders because you're protecting.

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Speaker 1: Those Really, that's the bottom line. I know. John Durham

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Speaker 1: is supposed to be some hero pointing out government malfeasans

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Speaker 1: and he's out there saying things that are supposed to

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Speaker 1: pat you on the head and pat me on the head,

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Speaker 1: talking about the two taar justice system, and the nation

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Speaker 1: cannot stand.

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Speaker 5: I don't think that things can go too much further

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Speaker 5: with a view that the law Enforcement, particularly FBI, and

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Speaker 5: the Department of Justice runs a two tiered system of justice.

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Speaker 5: The nation can't stand under under those circumstances.

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Speaker 1: But you didn't go after any of the serious players,

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Speaker 1: and at the end of your report you recommended no

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Speaker 1: charges for these people. So you can sit up there

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Speaker 1: and give as many speeches in front of Congress as

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Speaker 1: you want about accountability and two tier justice system. And

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Speaker 1: the nation cannot stand. As I've said a million times,

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Speaker 1: this nation cannot be saved until government people start going

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Speaker 1: to prison. Period. End of story. Just a fact. DearS

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Speaker 1: show Goracle. I like that, Chris, That show Gore. It's

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Speaker 1: a mixture of Showgun and Oracle. Chris, You're so emulsifying.

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Speaker 1: It just occurred to me that during my time in

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Speaker 1: the Corps in the nineteen eighties, the commandant was General

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Speaker 1: Paul Kelly. Go figure. Also, it's nice to know you

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Speaker 1: found the other half of Rush Limbaugh's brain ha and

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Speaker 1: are putting it to good use. I think General Kelly

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Speaker 1: and Rush would be proud. Keep up the good works.

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Speaker 1: Semprifize names, Darren, now that's cool. Greeting's men, you whisper

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Speaker 1: and cherryo aficionado. I'm the guy who brought you the

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Speaker 1: cherry pie in Harrisburg? How was it? Or being the

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Speaker 1: secret agent you are, did you assume it was poisoned

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Speaker 1: or rig to explode and have your body double assume

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Speaker 1: the risk? In either case, it was great to meet

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Speaker 1: you and shake hands with the world famous author. His

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Speaker 1: name is Colin. Listen, I've told you before about food.

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Speaker 1: I have a little story here. So again, we are

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Speaker 1: used to a much more lower end, lower class version

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Speaker 1: of radio than we currently have. Now. This whole nationally

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Speaker 1: syndicated coast to coast thing is quite new to us.

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Speaker 1: That's why we're so low class around here.

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Speaker 3: People.

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Speaker 1: Everyone knows I love to eat. This is not exactly news.

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Speaker 1: I love to eat. I'm completely ruled by my stomach.

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Speaker 1: It's terrible, it's embarrassing. Everyone knows this. People used to

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Speaker 1: send us food all the time. I'm talking home cooked

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Speaker 1: pies and stuff like that. You name it. People would

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Speaker 1: send us food. We ate out everything, everything, We ate everything.

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Speaker 1: And finally they promote that the premiere agrees to sign

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Speaker 1: us on for national syndication on his greatest day ever,

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Speaker 1: and we just kept doing the show we've always done.

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Speaker 1: That's why the show sounds the same now as it

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Speaker 1: did before, except the music's a little better. But we

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Speaker 1: just kept doing the show we did before. We kept

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Speaker 1: doing all the things we did before, including eating all

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Speaker 1: the food. And I'll never forget when the suits showed up,

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Speaker 1: The corporate suits showed up down here because they built

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Speaker 1: us a studio down here in Houston. So we have

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Speaker 1: our own little spot here and it's great, and we

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Speaker 1: got it all full of oatmeal, cream pies and everything

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Speaker 1: else you need. And these idiots have beer in the fridge,

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Speaker 1: and we have lots of sauces and hot sauce, lots

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Speaker 1: of sauces and hot sauce. But anyway, the suits showed

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Speaker 1: up and there was another shelf of listener food that

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Speaker 1: we were eating, and they asked, what is this food

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Speaker 1: and we said, that's food, the listeners said, and they said,

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Speaker 1: you're not eating that food, right, and we said no,

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Speaker 1: not really. Well I did admit that we were eating

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Speaker 1: the food. They were mortified, absolutely mortified, because that bunch

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Speaker 1: of people want to kill me. And they just said,

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Speaker 1: you know someone's gonna poison you, right, you can't do that.

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Speaker 1: So I have been given strict rules by the suits

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Speaker 1: who apparently want this show to go on for some time.

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Speaker 1: They don't feel like having to scrape my dead body

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Speaker 1: off the studio floor. They've told me I'm not allowed

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Speaker 1: to eat any food that I am brought or sent

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Speaker 1: by anybody ever that said that cherry pie was freaking delicious.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much, dear Oracle Burger generalissimo. You know what,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to get to this in just a moment.

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Speaker 1: This is this is going to be a big one here.

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Speaker 1: Before I get to that, let's get to this. We're

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Speaker 1: going to get to black Rock and Ukraine and Disney

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Speaker 1: and this email and all kinds of stuff in the

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Speaker 1: last hour. But we have to take care of your

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Speaker 1: feet first. Because the slippers you wear around the house,

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Speaker 1: hopefully you do wear something, they're not made to support you.

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Speaker 1: That's why your knees hurt and your back hurt at

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Speaker 1: the end of the day, your feet hurt at the

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Speaker 1: end of the day, or even worse. You're gonna do

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Speaker 1: what I did forever you go barefoot around the house.

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Speaker 1: Oh it's fine, I'll go barefoot. It's terrible for you.

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Speaker 1: Get yourself some all seasoned slippers from my pillow. Great

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Speaker 1: gift for dad. Mom, All kinds of different colors and styles,

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