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Speaker 1: from of course the movie starring uh Terrence Howard to R. G.

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Speaker 1: watch squid games, sit down and watch the Chapelle Special,

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Speaker 1: They're driving us, you see, they're driving us nuts. They're

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Speaker 1: what else, It's oh, very important news, very very important news.

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Speaker 1: It's all over the news. You've probably already heard this Superman.

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Speaker 1: That's right, the Man of Steel. Huh. He's bringing new

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know, but this is huge, huge, huge,

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Speaker 1: I do on how old this fucking guy is. Superman's

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Speaker 1: gotta be. He's like he's an old bag at this point.

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Speaker 1: This fucking guy is an age but he does fuck

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Speaker 1: he does an age, but he does fuck. WHOA he's

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Speaker 1: coming out uh with I don't know, some reporter named j. Nackama,

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Speaker 1: and he's gonna knock him a little bit more up. God,

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Speaker 1: damn it. I'm on a fucking roll. Damn it. Nonetheless,

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Speaker 1: I could give a ship if Clark Kent bisexual trisexual

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Speaker 1: pan sexual fluid. I don't care. First of all, I

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Speaker 1: don't read comic books. The wild thing about the Man

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Speaker 1: of Steel coming out as bisexual is that this will

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Speaker 1: get way less coverage discussion. Then the Dave Chappelle special

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Speaker 1: The Closer, which if you haven't seen on Netflix, do

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Speaker 1: yourself a favor and watch it. Watch it twice. It's

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Speaker 1: so fucking good, so new ut. But more people will

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Speaker 1: complain about injustices or what they deem as injustices, or

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Speaker 1: being offended. Then come out and celebrate that Clark Kent,

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Speaker 1: who's faster than a speeding bullet, is now officially by

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Speaker 1: sexual Why why, I don't know why, but that's a fact,

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Speaker 1: Jicky Jack. As you know, I don't funk with comics.

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Speaker 1: I don't funk with d C. I don't funk with Marvel.

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Speaker 1: I don't care what you say, what you do. How

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Speaker 1: to try to convince me that I'm missing out. The

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Speaker 1: only time I funk with those superheroes and all that

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Speaker 1: stuff is if I'm in one of those movies and

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Speaker 1: or television programs. And even then I'll need like a

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Speaker 1: like a history class, a history on all the relationships,

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Speaker 1: the intermingling, yeah, and all the Uh, the backstory, because

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Speaker 1: I know nothing about those shows. Another thing about those

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Speaker 1: I don't funk with comic books. I've always felt like

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Speaker 1: they smell funny, especially when I grew up, they had

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Speaker 1: that weird smell. It's not my thing. Do you know

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Speaker 1: what is my thing? The NFL, And I gotta tell

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Speaker 1: you something. The Captain picks we had a fucking weekend.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we had a fantastic weekend. Me the Dust Brothers,

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Speaker 1: Captain Jordan's Captain Miles. Shout out to my man, Miles

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Speaker 1: Davis of the Dust Brothers, who uh is celebrating his birthday.

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Speaker 1: I know he's a big San Francisco Giants fan. As

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Speaker 1: you know, I don't funk with baseball, especially after the

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Speaker 1: Yankees get eliminated by the fucking Boston Red Sox. I

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Speaker 1: don't think I talked about that on the last podcast.

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Speaker 1: How how disappointing, how disgusting it was that the Yankees

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Speaker 1: got bumped out of the fucking playoffs by Ben Affleck,

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Speaker 1: Matt Damon, Markey, Mark and the Funky Bunch. I know

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Speaker 1: that real Yankee fans have to be like they still

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Speaker 1: have to be reeling from that. But if you're not

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Speaker 1: rocking with us at the Captain Picks. Trust me, it's

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Speaker 1: a community of winners. Were building a community of winners.

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Speaker 1: We're not trying to fuck you, just like we never

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Speaker 1: try to fuck the fans. You heard me, guys, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna be honest. The last three weeks when my voice

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Speaker 1: was fucked up was probably some of the hardest, hardest

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Speaker 1: podcasting I had to do. It was extremely challenging. I

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Speaker 1: will not stop this erupting fucking laryngitis throat in functions.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna sucking stop. We don't funk you. We don't

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Speaker 1: fuck the fans. Captain Picks, will never fuck you, will

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Speaker 1: never fuck the fans. Me, Ben Bohler, The Dust Brothers

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Speaker 1: are building a community of winner's. Motherfucker's are winning monumental

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Speaker 1: amounts of money. Check us out on Instagram at the

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Speaker 1: Captain Picks. But like I said earlier, man fucking Josh

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Speaker 1: Allen and the Buffalo Bills, the Bills Mafia. I'm happy

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Speaker 1: for them. They've been through a lot since that wide right,

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Speaker 1: oh Man, the Jim Kelly days, what was my guy's name, Thurman,

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Speaker 1: the running Back, all those guys they got fucked so

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Speaker 1: many times. I would not be mad if the Buffalo

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Speaker 1: Bills won his Super Bowl and they looked very good. Listen,

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Speaker 1: it's week five, Okay, A lot of teams are looking

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Speaker 1: good on the yard. Cleveland Browns are looking good. Chargers

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Speaker 1: looked just a little bit better. Charges looked just a

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Speaker 1: little bit better. Shout out to you, d J Moys.

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Speaker 1: You fuck always harassing me with your bullshit. You like

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Speaker 1: that Cleveland, you got stuffed. You put up a lot

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Speaker 1: of points, but you got stuffed. And Lebron was in there.

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Speaker 1: Who the funk knows what team he's rooting for. He

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Speaker 1: had to be rooting for the Cleveland Browns. You're from Cleveland.

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Speaker 1: Don't fake Jack's but I could have swore at one

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Speaker 1: point I saw him rooting for the San Diego Chargers

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Speaker 1: while he was at the Cleveland Browns. San Diego charge,

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Speaker 1: I mean Los Angeles Charges. Game still called San Diego.

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Speaker 1: Shout out to San Diego. But my homeboy and the

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Speaker 1: Kansas City Chiefs, you're not looking on beatable. Now you're

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Speaker 1: two and three and your defense looks like ship. Speaking

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Speaker 1: of looking like ship, the Giants are in disarray. My guys, say,

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Speaker 1: Kwan Barkley's fucked up. They tried to kill my guy,

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Speaker 1: Daniel Jones, who's improving. I think Sterling Shepard was out.

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Speaker 1: Everybody was out, and everybody's like, oh, the Cowboys. They

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00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:27,600
Speaker 1: look who you were playing? The Cowboys? They look, look

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Speaker 1: who you were playing. You're playing a fucking practice squad.

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Speaker 1: How about them boys? How about you play a team.

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Speaker 1: How about you play a fucking real team? How about

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Speaker 1: them boys? And I mentioned I thought Lebron James wasn't

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Speaker 1: fucking Cowboys fan anyway, I um I mentioned Lebron because

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Speaker 1: next week, literally next week, the NBA starts. As of now,

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00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:02,799
Speaker 1: Kyrie Irving is still not vaccinated. And I don't know

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Speaker 1: what the funk is gonna happen with the Brooklyn Nets.

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Speaker 1: They're out there having their public practices out there in Dumbo.

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Speaker 1: There's still no no presence, no Brooklyn Nets presents in Brownsville,

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Speaker 1: East New York. So you're out there in Dumbo, which

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Speaker 1: is pretty much not even Brooklyn. It's it's fucking it's

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Speaker 1: like soho over there, which is great, practicing outside great.

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Speaker 1: Why don't you practice in Brownsville? You know what that

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Speaker 1: would mean to that community. You didn't do that, You

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Speaker 1: won't do that. There's no presence of the Brooklyn Nets

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Speaker 1: in Brownsville, East, New York. But the NBA's coming. It's

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Speaker 1: gonna be fantastic. This is really truly the greatest time

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Speaker 1: of the year for sports fans. These next few months.

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Speaker 1: You got it all. And on the next podcast, we're

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Speaker 1: gonna break down the Eastern Conference, and then next week

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Speaker 1: we're gonna break down the Western Conference. Can't do it

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Speaker 1: all in one podcast, And I guarantee you that our

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Speaker 1: Eastern Conference Western Conference full NBA podcast will be the

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Speaker 1: most informed, most detailed, yet still most entertaining and disruptive

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Speaker 1: NBA preview of all of them, all of them. The

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Speaker 1: think Tank, the dust Brothers. Our knowledge runs deep, super

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Speaker 1: fucking deep deep, like Superman is running up in Ja

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Speaker 1: naka mora. God, damn ship damn. That's good. Jesus Christ,

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Speaker 1: that's good. That's really good. Anyway, As of the recording

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Speaker 1: of this, podcasters apparently discussions of Rich Paul, who's Ben

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Speaker 1: Simmons agent, trying to get Ben Simmons back to Philadelphia,

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Speaker 1: illadelf where As I told you, I will be performing

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Speaker 1: this Thursday, Friday, Saturday at the Helium Comedy Club and

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Speaker 1: I can't fucking wait, listen, Ben Simmons, you got bigger

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Speaker 1: fish to fry than the organization, the city, the people

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Speaker 1: of Philadelphia, illadelf they don't want you back. Ain't nothing

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Speaker 1: Lebron rich Pole, clutch Sports, what's his other dude's name?

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Speaker 1: And your whole No, No, there's nothing that can fix that. Ben,

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Speaker 1: The fucking the fans, the city has turned on you.

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Speaker 1: I've never seen a player who's still with one team. Literally,

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Speaker 1: we're the fans. There's ain't fun Ben Simmons at the

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Speaker 1: preseason games. There's no coming back from that, Ben Simmons.

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Speaker 1: There's no helping that. Dr j Alan Iverson, Elton Brand,

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Speaker 1: the GM, nobody could fix and change the fans sentiment.

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Speaker 1: When it's done, It's fucking done. Sacramento, listen, go build

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Speaker 1: something on your own, because I'll be shocked if Ben

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Speaker 1: Simmons plays basketball in Philadelphia again. But we're gonna be

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Speaker 1: breaking all that down as we always do. And I

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Speaker 1: know I'm behind on Sick Fox. I couldn't really get

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Speaker 1: in a sick Fox with my sick throat, but trust me,

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Speaker 1: I gotta fucking docket fall cheess Christ, I mean I

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Speaker 1: got a docket full. There's so many sick fox, so

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