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Speaker 1: Yeah, Yes, Brendle Being and Iron Reports Stereo podcast is here.

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Speaker 1: Pa no fear on today's award winning I am Rapports.

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Speaker 1: Stereo Pockets is back, Boom back. The young Shooter is back.

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Speaker 1: We are breaking things down with him. He took a

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Speaker 1: My name is Michael Rappaport a K. The Gringo Man,

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Speaker 1: Raging Bullshit. I hope everybody's feeling good. Hope everybody's feeling safe.

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Speaker 1: I hope everybody's feeling sane. I am Rapports stereo podcast

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Speaker 1: coming live and direct from Portland and Los Angeles, California.

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Speaker 1: Because yes he's back. He in in Portland, but he

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Speaker 1: is in Los Angeles, California. The Young Shooter, let sty

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Speaker 1: call him the Young Shooter is in sue Cosa. Deuce Pacino,

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Speaker 1: Deuce Collins, Deuce Valentine is here. How are you, Shooter.

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Speaker 1: I'm good. Actually, I got a d M from somebody

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Speaker 1: about a nickname I thought was really good. They also

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Speaker 1: said you should be called Deuce Cuddles. After the last episode.

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Speaker 1: really like that, so clearly the world class cuddler Moniker

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Speaker 1: Stuck and Deuce Cuddles is a is a nice one too.

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Speaker 1: So I'm doing great. You sound tired. I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: a lie. You sound tired. I'm tired and I'm annoyed

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Speaker 1: because I'm in Portland. And let me just say this

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Speaker 1: about Portland's. First of all, when I record a comedy special,

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Speaker 1: They're excellent out here in Portland, and the shows are

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Speaker 1: all that stuff. Why you might be getting the tired

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Speaker 1: end or frustrated version of me, the raging bullshit me. Uh,

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Speaker 1: the greno man dingo is because I was just doing

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Speaker 1: and I remember we've gone in Uber's and they have said, oh,

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Speaker 1: sir Michael, I don't really. I don't know if you realize,

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Speaker 1: but your Uber scores like horrific. You're your Uber rating

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Speaker 1: I guess that there are reviews for people who don't

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Speaker 1: I don't have problems. I'm not that they're not looking

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Speaker 1: always right, but not if the customers Michael Rappaport, Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's that's what I say. Okay, because you are I've

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Speaker 1: I got so many social problems, social problems out in

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Speaker 1: about Zanex. Have you heard about this. It's um it's

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Speaker 1: So I am going very, very very slow on my tapes.

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Speaker 1: to stay on it. No one's that. No one's telling

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Speaker 1: not a doctor, But it's did I tell you that?

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Speaker 1: joint you're talking about taking me? It's a sushi joint.

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Speaker 1: What's the sushi joint? It's it's called robota Jina. It's

420
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,600
Speaker 1: not like, oh my god, you have to go to

421
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:26,440
Speaker 1: the sushi Joe. But you know they got all the classics.

422
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:29,240
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't like those places. Oh my god,

423
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:32,920
Speaker 1: you have to go to these I like, you know

424
00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:36,560
Speaker 1: what I like with the sushijio. Let's pivot. It's your podcast.

425
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:40,560
Speaker 1: What you you pivot? I'm pivoting I'm here for it.

426
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:44,880
Speaker 1: The pivot has happened. I've already moved on. What would

427
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Speaker 1: you like to pivot into? Yo? Do you what have

428
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:51,639
Speaker 1: you been watching? Have you watched anything interesting? Well, obviously

429
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:53,960
Speaker 1: I watched that Take Your Pills the Xanex doc. For

430
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,280
Speaker 1: anyone who's Oh, I thought you said that was coming out. No, no, no,

431
00:22:56,359 --> 00:22:58,719
Speaker 1: it's out. It's out. You should check it out. Oh

432
00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:01,480
Speaker 1: so it's good. Yeah, it's good. It's interesting. If anybody's

433
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:04,280
Speaker 1: like in that world of taking Zanex or sleeping medication

434
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:08,160
Speaker 1: or or you know, ssr e s and fucking antidepressants,

435
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:11,359
Speaker 1: it's definitely worth a watch. It's interesting. I recommend that

436
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:14,639
Speaker 1: it's not amazing, but it's worth watching. Um. But I

437
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:19,000
Speaker 1: took your recommendation of watching Emily The Criminal with Aubrey Plas.

438
00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:21,760
Speaker 1: What do you think of it? I really liked it.

439
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:23,480
Speaker 1: I thought she did a great job in it. She's

440
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,720
Speaker 1: super fucking talented. I know everyone's been telling me to

441
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:29,200
Speaker 1: watch The White Lotus season two. She's killing it. But

442
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:31,639
Speaker 1: the movies the movie was really good. You know, she's

443
00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:34,320
Speaker 1: obviously like for people who haven't seen it or whatever,

444
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:37,560
Speaker 1: it's basically she's you know, working as like a food

445
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:40,920
Speaker 1: delivery driver making like minimum wage. She hates her fucking job,

446
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,879
Speaker 1: and she gets an opportunity to make, you know, a

447
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:47,200
Speaker 1: few hundred dollars in an hour doing some illegal ship

448
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:49,800
Speaker 1: and it just kind of goes to show you, you know,

449
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:52,760
Speaker 1: how far someone will go for quick cash. And and

450
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:56,000
Speaker 1: the fraud she starts, credit card fraud, she starts committing.

451
00:23:56,119 --> 00:23:58,920
Speaker 1: And it's really interesting. It's I mean, you recommended it,

452
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:01,439
Speaker 1: it's great. It just out on Netflix too, So if

453
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:03,760
Speaker 1: anyone's looking to watch a movie this weekend or whatever,

454
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,960
Speaker 1: watch Emily the Criminal. Aubrey Plausa is really good in it. Yes,

455
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:10,359
Speaker 1: I agree, I totally agree. I I really think she's good.

456
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:14,600
Speaker 1: I really enjoyed that film. I think because of the

457
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:20,760
Speaker 1: minimum amount of films being made, great films being made

458
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Speaker 1: in great performances, Aubrey Plaza will be nominated for Best

459
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Speaker 1: Actors in the film. What do you think for Emily

460
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Speaker 1: the Criminal. I think that Aubrey Plaza will be nominated

461
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Speaker 1: for Best Actors. I'm not saying she's gonna win for

462
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:38,359
Speaker 1: Emily the Criminal. And I'll tell you why, because Hollywood

463
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:41,840
Speaker 1: likes her. Uh, there's not a lot of performances there's

464
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,679
Speaker 1: not a lot of big movies. There's not a lot

465
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:47,840
Speaker 1: of good movies. And because who she is and where

466
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,200
Speaker 1: she's at in her career, and because of the fact

467
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Speaker 1: that there's not a lot of stuff going on, she'll

468
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Speaker 1: be nominated. Do you think you don't agree? I agree

469
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Speaker 1: in the fact that I think she did a really

470
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Speaker 1: great job in the movie. I do not think she

471
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Speaker 1: gonna be nominated for the movie. I don't think that

472
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Speaker 1: movie will be recognized at all by the Academy. And

473
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,719
Speaker 1: in fact, I will bet you, oh yeah, I'll make

474
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:12,280
Speaker 1: a bet. Actually, I'll play the bet. Here's the bet.

475
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:16,000
Speaker 1: I'll bet you. I'll bet you six hundred dollars that

476
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:20,240
Speaker 1: she does not get nominated for six hundred dollars. But

477
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:24,879
Speaker 1: I'm not like, OHI because because I six, because you

478
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:27,200
Speaker 1: come up with the number six, because I'm low on

479
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,159
Speaker 1: cash this month, and I just I would love like

480
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:30,879
Speaker 1: six is like a better number than five, and I

481
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:32,720
Speaker 1: know I'm gonna win, So why not just get like,

482
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:34,639
Speaker 1: I mean, you could go seven hundred, but like I

483
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,679
Speaker 1: am good for the money. I will venmo you that's

484
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:39,919
Speaker 1: six hundred if she if come Oscar Day Oscar Nominations,

485
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Speaker 1: Day five, in the morning. They say, Aubrey Plaus is

486
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:45,879
Speaker 1: nominated for Emily the Criminal, expect the Venmo, expect to PayPal.

487
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:49,440
Speaker 1: But if she doesn't, I absolutely expect six hundred dollars

488
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:51,680
Speaker 1: in my account as well. So I will bet you,

489
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,320
Speaker 1: if you're willing to agree on that six hundred dollars

490
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,120
Speaker 1: that she does not get nominated Frimily the Criminal. My man,

491
00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:01,879
Speaker 1: my man, I'm not betting you six of dollars and

492
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:04,359
Speaker 1: you're not that confident in it. No, it's not about

493
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:09,920
Speaker 1: being confident, asshole. It's about that's a weird number number two.

494
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:12,680
Speaker 1: It doesn't make any one thing. If I would bet

495
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 1: five hundred dollars number three, it's not that important, okay,

496
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 1: So what what would number four? Number four? I'm not

497
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,440
Speaker 1: gonna take your six hundred dollars when she does get

498
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:24,200
Speaker 1: it's not excuse me, when she gets nominated. I'm not

499
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:28,800
Speaker 1: gonna take your six hundred dollars. That's not realistic. I'm

500
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:33,159
Speaker 1: willing to bet you a hundred dollars that Aubrey Plaza

501
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:36,920
Speaker 1: gets nominated for Best Actress in when I don't know

502
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 1: when they do the nominations at February, that she gets

503
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:43,520
Speaker 1: nominated for Emily the Criminal for Best Actress A hundred dollars.

504
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:45,520
Speaker 1: That's how much I'm willing to take from you when

505
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:49,560
Speaker 1: I win. Done. Uh done. Just it's on stunt. It's

506
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:53,159
Speaker 1: on record right now, so god done. And I'm not

507
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,720
Speaker 1: gonna sympathetic be like, oh, keep your money. I'm gonna

508
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:57,920
Speaker 1: take your money. No, No, you're not going That's the

509
00:26:58,040 --> 00:26:59,879
Speaker 1: that's the fun part is you're not You're not going

510
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,400
Speaker 1: to take my money. Like that's like, oh, I'm gonna

511
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:04,560
Speaker 1: have an extra hundred dollars come February. That's like in

512
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:06,440
Speaker 1: my mind, like, oh cool, I'm I'm getting like a

513
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:10,440
Speaker 1: hundred bucks in February. Great. Great, And you're also you

514
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:12,520
Speaker 1: should start thinking about, oh I'm gonna lose a hundred

515
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:15,439
Speaker 1: but I don't need that. And just like the fucking

516
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:17,680
Speaker 1: guy that I bet in Fantasy Football the thousand the

517
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:21,080
Speaker 1: other day, I'm not taking a VENMO. I don't want

518
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 1: to Apple pay, I don't want any of that ship

519
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 1: Cash Bitch, Cash Bitch podcast. And you know what I

520
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:45,639
Speaker 1: will say about Emily the Criminal another thing, because like

521
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 1: she is committing credit card fraud, it doesn't it's not

522
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 1: really like a cautionary tale to me. Like, in fact,

523
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 1: I watched that and I was like, funk, I kind

524
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 1: of want to commit credit credit fraud. Like it it

525
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:01,640
Speaker 1: made me want to commit credit card dean. Dean, Dean,

526
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:05,440
Speaker 1: Do yourself a favor. Do yourself a favor. If you

527
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:08,880
Speaker 1: get locked up. I know we've talked about the potential

528
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:10,480
Speaker 1: of you ever being in jail and what that would

529
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 1: look like and how that would be. Don't do credit

530
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:14,880
Speaker 1: card fraud because you're gonna go to jail. No, I'm

531
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 1: not going obviously, I'm not going to do that, but

532
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:19,640
Speaker 1: it makes you you know, you're like, well, like maybe

533
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 1: I can do that. Yeah, No, no, credit card fraud.

534
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:28,680
Speaker 1: Don't do anything. Don't do anything. Okay, have you been

535
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:31,600
Speaker 1: playing poker lately? I have played a little bit of poker.

536
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:33,240
Speaker 1: I did go to the casino for the first time

537
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:36,959
Speaker 1: in a long time. Um, God, surrounded by a lot

538
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:39,560
Speaker 1: of degenerate people. You you went to the casino. You're

539
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:43,840
Speaker 1: surrounded by a bunch of degenerate people. Uh huh yeah yeah,

540
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 1: well yeah, I mean, and that's the problem is, like

541
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 1: sometimes I'll be at the casino and I'll see I

542
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 1: don't know if I've told you, but like all starts

543
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:52,560
Speaker 1: I'll go, oh my god, this guy is here again

544
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 1: this week. Oh my god, Oh I recognized that guy.

545
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:56,200
Speaker 1: I recognized this guy, and I'm like, God, this guy,

546
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:57,880
Speaker 1: he's got no life. What's he doing here? And then

547
00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:59,400
Speaker 1: I and then I realized that I think about I go,

548
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:03,000
Speaker 1: I'm my god, I'm a degenerate because I'm recognizing the

549
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 1: people that are here often. That means I'm here often.

550
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 1: And that's like a really, they're they're thinking the same

551
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:11,080
Speaker 1: thing about you. They're they're like you don't think they

552
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 1: have memories, they have memory banks, and like, oh, look

553
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:16,520
Speaker 1: at this little fucker, he's here again. Yeah. So that's

554
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:18,560
Speaker 1: a sobering thought. And that's and that's obviously you know.

555
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 1: So I've tried to stay away from it. Um I

556
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:24,080
Speaker 1: did win a little bit, and uh, but commerce casinos

557
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 1: where I go? If anyone's curious Commerce casino was the

558
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:30,640
Speaker 1: last time you went last week? Last week? Time of

559
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 1: the day did you go? When? At nighttime? Probably midnight.

560
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 1: I don't like going during the daytime. I like going

561
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:39,400
Speaker 1: at nighttime. Interesting characters. There's fights that break out all

562
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:41,959
Speaker 1: the time. If you're even gonna go, I mean, if

563
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,920
Speaker 1: you're a writer, let's say you should go and just

564
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:47,560
Speaker 1: people watch because you will have an endless amount of

565
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:49,960
Speaker 1: stories that you could write about. There's people fighting, the

566
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:52,480
Speaker 1: parking lot has a watch tower of a guard and

567
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:54,200
Speaker 1: the watched. I mean it is like some it's like

568
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,240
Speaker 1: Shashank Redemption. When you go there, I mean, it looks

569
00:29:56,280 --> 00:30:04,040
Speaker 1: crazy and you walked away winning losing what I was playing? No, no, no,

570
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:06,640
Speaker 1: what the well? Well, well then I guess I Then

571
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:08,640
Speaker 1: I guess I won because I played blackjack and I

572
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 1: was down three hundred and then I got it all

573
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 1: back and an additional forty five dollars. So I walked

574
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:15,960
Speaker 1: out with forty five dollars. But if you walk away

575
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:18,720
Speaker 1: with what you started with, you're a winner, because they don't.

576
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 1: That's how I look at it. So I'm like, and

577
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:22,840
Speaker 1: then I went to right eight and I got like

578
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,960
Speaker 1: a stack of toilet paper and that like I spent

579
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 1: all my winnings on that. So like, I mean, you know,

580
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:30,360
Speaker 1: it was like forty bucks whatever, but it's something fucky

581
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:32,880
Speaker 1: fuck yea mank you man, and we should go when

582
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:34,720
Speaker 1: you know me and you we've hit the tables before

583
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:38,560
Speaker 1: in Vegas, Like we should do that, man, I promise you, bro.

584
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:41,280
Speaker 1: If you sponsor me, you give me ten thousand dollars.

585
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 1: I swear, bro, you and I are gonna kill that.

586
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna double bro. Why why do you think if

587
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:50,520
Speaker 1: I give you the money you'll do well? When you

588
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:53,920
Speaker 1: just said to me you walked away with forty five

589
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,440
Speaker 1: dollars after being in there for how long? Like? What

590
00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 1: the funk? What the funk would my money? How would

591
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,920
Speaker 1: my money help? Because it's not my money. I don't

592
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 1: want to. I don't want to spend my money doing it.

593
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 1: Like if if no ship but you you, I'm not

594
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:10,640
Speaker 1: a fucking ask No, I don't sponsoring you, sponsoring you?

595
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:12,200
Speaker 1: What do you? What do you the funk do you

596
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:16,200
Speaker 1: think this is sponsoring you? I'm just saying I just

597
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 1: feel like we could do really big things together. Bro,

598
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 1: you know what I mean at the blackjack table? What

599
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 1: do you think? I'm a fucking what? Do you a pimp?

600
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:25,920
Speaker 1: What are you gonna try to pimp me? You pimping? Motherfuck?

601
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 1: Are you? No? Man? I just feel like you know

602
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:30,840
Speaker 1: you donate a little bit to me? Will double that? Bro?

603
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,600
Speaker 1: I promise you won't. You're not gonna get out of it.

604
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,600
Speaker 1: What do you get out of it? Will keep the winning,

605
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:37,400
Speaker 1: what you keep on and I'll obviously I'll give you

606
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:40,280
Speaker 1: a percentage of your money. It's like a manager. Feel

607
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 1: like I give you the ten percent, you know what

608
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:43,760
Speaker 1: I mean. And I like I'm doing the work, you

609
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:45,200
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Like you're not doing the work,

610
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 1: You're just there for like solidarity, I'm doing that. You

611
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:50,720
Speaker 1: think you're gonna do this to black Jacker poker, Oh

612
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 1: whatever gets us there, bro, If you want me to

613
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:56,480
Speaker 1: do roulette, we'll get that to whatever. You think that

614
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:59,280
Speaker 1: you're a professional poker, You're like, I would like to

615
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:00,880
Speaker 1: do that for year. I would love to do that

616
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 1: in my life. Like I think I could. I think

617
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:04,520
Speaker 1: I could. Bro. I'm telling you, I really think I

618
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 1: could be a professional poker player because I play home

619
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 1: games all the time when my brother's friends, and like

620
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:12,080
Speaker 1: I always win. So you just gotta you just gotta

621
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 1: trust me, man, You just gotta trust for it. Poor thing,

622
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:20,080
Speaker 1: poor thing. Anyway, all right, listen, we're gonna see you

623
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:23,720
Speaker 1: this week. You get things lined up, okay? Uh and

624
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:25,600
Speaker 1: uh you know we were coming out to the end

625
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 1: of the year. We're gonna do the two thousand two recap.

626
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:32,720
Speaker 1: We're gonna do six Fox of the Year recap. We

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