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Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone Brameyday

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Speaker 1: Mornings on that's twenties. Thank you for calling Starbucks. This

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Speaker 1: is Callie. How can I help you today? Hi Kelly,

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Speaker 1: my name is Dad and i'd like to speak to

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Speaker 1: the manager. Um. Actually, I am the manager on duty today.

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Speaker 1: What can I do for you? Oh? You're the manager

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Speaker 1: on duty today. I should say this. You're the cow

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Speaker 1: killer on duty today. Huh. I'm sorry what I said.

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Speaker 1: Hello cow killer. I'm I don't know what you were

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Speaker 1: talking about. Okay, I have nothing to do with killing cow. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you have everything to do with it. Did you mean

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Speaker 1: to call Starbucks because I'm I'm sorry, I don't know

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Speaker 1: what you're talking about. Yes, I absolutely did mean to Starbucks,

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Speaker 1: and I meant to talk to a cow killer today.

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Speaker 1: My name is Sad and I'm not sure if you're aware,

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Speaker 1: but PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, has

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Speaker 1: been protesting your locations all across the country because you

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Speaker 1: won't lower the prices on your vegan options of milk.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling to let you know that in three days,

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Speaker 1: unless you lower the prices, we will descend on your

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Speaker 1: location with a protest that will rock your world. I'm sad, okay,

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Speaker 1: so I'm calling from pau. I do not appreciate that

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Speaker 1: is fantastic. I do not appreciate you insulting me or

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Speaker 1: my staff that it's not appropriate. There was no reason

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Speaker 1: for you to call us, and there's no reason for

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Speaker 1: you to threaten us. I don't appreciate you have any

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Speaker 1: control over what you do. And if you want to

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Speaker 1: come in here and super blue your hands to our cases,

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Speaker 1: that's not going to get anything done from your end.

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Speaker 1: So again, if you would like the corporate number, I

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Speaker 1: can do that. MM you understand that those cows that

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Speaker 1: you're murdering have lives and heartbeats and souls, and that

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Speaker 1: you you understand that when you get milk from a cow,

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Speaker 1: you don't have to kill it first. I mean, do

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Speaker 1: you have a basic understanding of biology? Your immaturity is

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Speaker 1: absolutely off base. And I'm not going to sit here

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Speaker 1: and put up with it. And if you do not

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Speaker 1: hang up the phone now, I will trace your call

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Speaker 1: and I will get the police to come and come

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Speaker 1: after you. This is absolutely unfair. This is harassment. Harassment, okay,

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Speaker 1: like those innocent cows who are walking around a field

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Speaker 1: and then somebody rips on their cows. You have absolutely

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Speaker 1: no understanding of what happens off selling to alternative milks

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Speaker 1: does not have any influence over the giant bloated dairy

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Speaker 1: and country and what they're doing. You cannot be calling me.

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Speaker 1: I've never even spoken to a customer like this. You

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Speaker 1: are being so incredibly irrational. I had to go to

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Speaker 1: the back room because you are absolutely pushing my last

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Speaker 1: nerve and I do not need someone who has absolutely

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Speaker 1: no understanding of how the world works store and rerating

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Speaker 1: me and my stack and anything that I'd have to

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Speaker 1: say because they have no understanding of the world. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll have you know that I upped the anti on

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Speaker 1: that whole superglue yourself to the counter thing that somebody

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Speaker 1: actually did at a location, and I have superglued myself

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Speaker 1: to this phone that I'm on, So good luck hanging

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Speaker 1: up on me. What okay? You so you you superglued

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Speaker 1: yourself to your own phone? Wow, you are an idiot.

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Speaker 1: You don't even understand how phones work. All I have

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Speaker 1: to do is hang up on this end and not

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Speaker 1: pick over again because I've super glued by super glue

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Speaker 1: to your phone. Oh wait, okay, So yeah, I think

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Speaker 1: that means you could still hang up, and then I'm

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Speaker 1: just be super glued. Oh that was stupid. Yeah wow,

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Speaker 1: that was probably the stupidest thing that I've ever heard

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Speaker 1: in my life. So I'm going to be hanging up,

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Speaker 1: don't I want to tell you that your boyfriend is

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Speaker 1: on the phone. Your boyfriend is on the phone. Your

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Speaker 1: boyfriend is on the phone. What this isn't actually how

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Speaker 1: do you know my boyfriend? This is actually Jewel from

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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show doing a phone break on you and

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Speaker 1: your boyfriend. Max set you up. Oh my good got you.

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Speaker 1: But no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no,

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Speaker 1: you just put me through like torture. Do you understand?

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Speaker 1: I mean like I I like, I started getting loud,

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Speaker 1: Customers started looking at me. I had to go to

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Speaker 1: the back room, and still this person wouldn't The Jewel

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