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Speaker 1: Firm Presents show cameras camera. I hate them. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: it makes me look like even even she said, she

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Speaker 1: goes Scary looks all his weight and unfortunately you just

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Speaker 1: stop paying off on the camera. I did say that Scary,

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Speaker 1: you look great camera. But if that one is the devil,

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Speaker 1: he's he's still not as heavy on that. Look at

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Speaker 1: him here and then look at him there. It isn't different,

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Speaker 1: hen to get a shot of both Scary and the

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Speaker 1: you back up what didn't start? And look does he

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Speaker 1: looks he looks very skinny? Yeah, I take you zoom

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Speaker 1: in on my fat faces that you don't have a

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Speaker 1: fat face. I think, Diana, by the way, to do

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Speaker 1: it the best job. We love you. Yeah, no, that

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Speaker 1: cameras the devil, that one right there, by the way, Yes,

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Speaker 1: we have started. It's here, by the way, voted the

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Speaker 1: worst member of the show today. Okay, can we talk

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Speaker 1: about that? We will. And here's Danielle, and there's Garrett

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Speaker 1: who did a great job calling the game at the

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Speaker 1: Super Bowl last time. And there Skinny Scary, and there's

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Speaker 1: Gandhi and another room. What can we call him skinny

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Speaker 1: scary from now on? I love that for the next month.

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Speaker 1: Not yet. So why do you all been out of shape? Okay,

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Speaker 1: the contestant, I mean, sweet person to the earth. We

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Speaker 1: had a contest on the show Assault of the Earth.

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Speaker 1: Sweet woman. She just didn't do that well on the contest.

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Speaker 1: She got what half right, barely. She didn't know Srint,

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Speaker 1: she didn't know Prince Christina Aguilera was Jennifer Lope. Okay,

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Speaker 1: there's that mistakes. And then so I didn't want to

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Speaker 1: give her anything cash wise, which I had, you know, money.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to give her a T shirt, which more

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Speaker 1: than she probably you know, earned, right, don't you think?

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Speaker 1: Go ahead? You were awarding people that don't do well.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you why we awarded her because you were

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Speaker 1: so fucking mean to her. You were had you been

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Speaker 1: polite and said, oh god, I wish you would have

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Speaker 1: done better, We're gonna send you an Elvis r In

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Speaker 1: shirt and thanks for listening. You tore into her. You

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Speaker 1: did you did. If you did better than that, I

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Speaker 1: was gonna give you something, but you didn't give you money.

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Speaker 1: If you did better shirt, especially going to give you

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Speaker 1: not listening exactly what right, but not just you know,

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Speaker 1: side with an asshole. But I agree with you unfortunately, No,

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Speaker 1: but maybe the way you could have come across as

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Speaker 1: exactly had you been playing, I would have agreed with you.

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Speaker 1: Do I had to make up for the fact that

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Speaker 1: Elvis Elvis, he's signing with Nate nobody. But yeah, I

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Speaker 1: could still have make an opinion, but I don't have

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Speaker 1: to be vocal about I agreed with Nate too. I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't have still mean to the lady. Can I just say,

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Speaker 1: for the record, I didn't say I disagreed with him.

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Speaker 1: I disagree with the way he treated I love my belter.

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Speaker 1: I may have been a dick. I apologize for had

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Speaker 1: a stroke. You had a stroke, right, yeah, that's two strokes,

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Speaker 1: m But I apologize for being a dick. But that

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Speaker 1: doesn't you know, negate the fact that we shouldn't be

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Speaker 1: rewarding people that don't do it. The thing you found

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Speaker 1: like now, this is what my husband says is wrong

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Speaker 1: with a lot of things, Like kids get participation trophies.

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Speaker 1: You go to a carnival and even if you don't

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Speaker 1: win the carnival game, they still give you a prize

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Speaker 1: and he says, that's not teaching. Is it true? Everyone

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Speaker 1: gets everyone gets to run the bases now with the kids,

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Speaker 1: you know, when they nobody can strike. There's no strikeouts,

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Speaker 1: no screw that, no one, No one's listen to my

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Speaker 1: point of view, it's the same as if a little

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Speaker 1: you stupid little idiot Indian. Definitely, he's not an idiot. Pearance.

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Speaker 1: We need to treat oursers. Okay, she was a very

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Speaker 1: a list of asshole listeners that you should be. She's

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Speaker 1: not one of them. So how do you feel about

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Speaker 1: participation awards and everybody gets to do this and that culture.

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Speaker 1: I totally don't think they should be rewarded, but we

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Speaker 1: a snarky comment next time instead. Yeah, actually, the great comment,

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Speaker 1: gonna give you her, Prince Helen next time. You're right,

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Speaker 1: it sounds like you're saying you're gonna give our Prince Albert. Yes,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna purece your penis penis. I watched the first

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Speaker 1: Can I ask a question? What is? What is? Prince Albert?

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Speaker 1: Is that the helmet? You can go google that that

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Speaker 1: old letter, Dick. But I wondered that, like you know,

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Speaker 1: tooth once? What what are youven learning? Pierson gets its

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Speaker 1: name from a rumor that's circulated circulating that claiming Prince Albert,

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Speaker 1: the husband of Queen Victoria, got a penis piercing in

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Speaker 1: his twenties. That definitely had a hurt back then. It

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Speaker 1: I want to So I'm going to Hawaii fairly soon

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Speaker 1: on our vacation, and they have a traditional way of

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Speaker 1: tattooing where they use a chisel and like bang it

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Speaker 1: but I guess it's it's traditional and beautiful and I

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Speaker 1: sneak around and do it. Well, you just said it

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Speaker 1: on a show, I'm sure like us. Our conversation leading

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Speaker 1: him to this point probably got him to day Today.

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Speaker 1: Super Bowl last night, the Jeep commercial, and we also

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Speaker 1: had Ava Max here in the studio. She was lovely.

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Speaker 1: We had a good day. It would all be dry

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Speaker 1: I I I firmly appreciate as a sign of trust.

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Speaker 1: She goes, okay, Booker check and she lifted her head up.

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Speaker 1: She wanted me to look for boogers. I didn't see

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Speaker 1: if you if you do it, can you get the book? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you see the book. There was no chips in the dip,

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Speaker 1: no chips in it, no bats in the cave, no hangers.

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Speaker 1: Nothing was great Booker on the ceiling. There's a song

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Speaker 1: by lionel Richie funny, why you shouldn't life? But everything

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Speaker 1: I say, Hey Elvis, Yes, By the way, you know

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Speaker 1: what else happened today? Our episode of serial Killers dropped?

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Speaker 1: Remember the one we recorded? Well, you know what, I'm

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Speaker 1: I love doing serial Killers with you, but there's no

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Speaker 1: way I'll ever be as great as you and Andrew together.

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Speaker 1: Andrew was supposed to record again today. Guess what I

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Speaker 1: couldn't do it? Really Well, it's early. You can still

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Speaker 1: do it, can't taken. Maybe you could stick around a

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Speaker 1: because then I'm not free, right, So it's all about Scott.

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Speaker 1: He's got a busy day, he's got a caption his

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Speaker 1: picture with Ava Max face. He already did, what's your cap?

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about, he said. He's

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Speaker 1: either going with one of us is sweet, one of

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Speaker 1: wish Andrew was on Facebook because I only do this

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Speaker 1: to make him nuts. One of us is sweet, one

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Speaker 1: also a king and a queen. Okay, it's Ava Max

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Speaker 1: and a dufe named Scott. When my kids would say,

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Speaker 1: aren't on Facebook, so I don't care. I gave I

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Speaker 1: gave you guys the best, one of the best dad

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Speaker 1: jokes of all time. Up, how does a cat grill

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Speaker 1: at steak? Like that? But actually it was a video

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Speaker 1: of a guy dressed up in a cat suit. He's

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Speaker 1: very cute, like the reason for your kids. Speaking of

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Speaker 1: Ava Max, can we have some rules though, where if

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Speaker 1: extra effort in, you know, to to look a little

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Speaker 1: before vacation, like I needna. Sanna doesn't like guests right

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Speaker 1: you can't defend yourself pay chatty Cathy. First of all,

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Speaker 1: it's your job to come in here, no matter what day,

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Speaker 1: I'm with you. I totally agree. Shut up Scotty about

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Speaker 1: we're leaving for vacation video help me? I don't know

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Speaker 1: why even Hey, no offense, I know what you guys

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Speaker 1: don't have I don't have any brain cells left. How

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Speaker 1: did you say you dressed today like rosy o'donald? Just

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Speaker 1: like I drove a Subaru from downtown town? Did my

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Speaker 1: Rihanna's man's d M. That was Roseanne. Roseanne Sorry, yes,

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Speaker 1: she said, She said, when you're done with Rihanna, give

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Speaker 1: me a call or something like that. Shooting my shot shot?

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Speaker 1: You got your miss talking about a full day I got,

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Speaker 1: I got friends coming into town. We're gonna go paint

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Speaker 1: the town. Supposed to be a beautiful day in New

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Speaker 1: Since I didn't eat or go too crazy last night

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Speaker 1: with Super Bowl Sunday, I'm gonna have Monday Funday, so

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Speaker 1: I'll be useless tomorrow. It's kind of like you were today. Hey,

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Speaker 1: you can practice before we go. How are you going

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Speaker 1: to let people down nicely? What are you gonna say?

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Speaker 1: I don't sign off sign off with being nice to everybody?

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Speaker 1: He can't. You didn't do that? Great? God? No, you

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Speaker 1: kind of you didn't suck that bad. No, No, you

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Speaker 1: gotta say better luck next time. A T shirt. Okay,

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Speaker 1: next time, you can send you a T shirt. Gandhi's

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Speaker 1: she Gandhi's she used to be your producer of a show.

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Speaker 1: She knows how to do it. You need to practice

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Speaker 1: before those children come back. Get my filtered. We gotta go.

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Speaker 1: You like it. We really should get out of day.

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Speaker 1: The Fifteen Minute Morning Show