Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Nick Here, Nikki, Hello here, I
Speaker 1: am Snicki Glaser Podcast. Welcome to the show. It's Tuesday.
Speaker 1: I'm back in Los Angeles, California. UM Andrews in St. Louis.
Speaker 1: Noah is in Arizona. She has a new wall that
Speaker 1: she painted just right behind her. That's all she painted
Speaker 1: was the space behind her. Um. But it's your house.
Speaker 1: You can do what you want to. Did you tell yeah?
Speaker 1: Can you the yes? I can come on. So this
Speaker 1: is bad, Andrew. You forget that we have an audio podcast.
Speaker 1: But that's okay. Let's see right now. No, we can't.
Speaker 1: I can't see. You're on a little sliver. So this
Speaker 1: was this is a failed attempt. But it's funny. It's
Speaker 1: a maximum. Yeah. You just do what you can, you know.
Speaker 1: It's where did you go get the paint? Um? I
Speaker 1: went to Sherwin Williams because my sister use that. And
Speaker 1: what is there? Isn't it like s now S trust
Speaker 1: now trust Sherwan Williams. Never I feel like they have
Speaker 1: found about right? Yeah, well, I'm just going to the
Speaker 1: home depot, Like what do you how do you know
Speaker 1: where to go? I would have gone down? Did they
Speaker 1: walk in. Do they make you like go like, do
Speaker 1: they go like, what are you painting? What do you what?
Speaker 1: Kind of like do they give you a bunch of
Speaker 1: do they make it a whole thing? Or you just like,
Speaker 1: I just want to yellow. Just make it easy, because
Speaker 1: I'm already stressed out about going to buy paint for
Speaker 1: a room that I don't I'm not painting. What I
Speaker 1: chose Sherwin Williams because my sister in law used them
Speaker 1: for her house. And I was like, okay, great, now
Speaker 1: I know where to go less options. And I found
Speaker 1: uh like five colors that I was thinking about on Pinterest.
Speaker 1: So I just went there and I was I want yeah,
Speaker 1: took them home, hung them up on the wall for
Speaker 1: a couple of days, and then landed on this one.
Speaker 1: And I hated it when I when I started painting,
Speaker 1: and I hated it. It looks like, I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't know if your color is off, but it looks
Speaker 1: like beige. It looks like a or a yellowie beige.
Speaker 1: It's double lot, double latte. Oh my god, that's kind
Speaker 1: of what I get. So I kind of like it
Speaker 1: because and syvia would enhances white people's skin tone. My yeah,
Speaker 1: my my bronze are kind of goes with my bronzer,
Speaker 1: so I'll keep it. Yeah, that's nice. I like it,
Speaker 1: like watching a paint get mixed. It's very relaxing to
Speaker 1: see it in the store when they're just spinning it off.
Speaker 1: So you've gotten to buy paint too, like twice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's you know, you're like you have like they give
Speaker 1: you a brown stick for some reason. I don't know
Speaker 1: what you really do with that. Yeah. Oh yeah. We
Speaker 1: painted in my bedroom on my reality show. That was
Speaker 1: so fun to like open the paint and just like
Speaker 1: and it's I mean the whole time my mom was
Speaker 1: just like, Dicky, you're gotta get it everywhere, and she
Speaker 1: was right, but it was just I think I was
Speaker 1: just filled with anxiety any kind of paint. I'm just
Speaker 1: I think my mom has placed a ample amount of
Speaker 1: just complete anxiety and concern over me spilling paint. So
Speaker 1: I don't like paint at all. I don't like nail,
Speaker 1: but I'm really good with nail polished people are like
Speaker 1: I think some people go, how did you do your
Speaker 1: own nail? They'll sometimes watch me do my nails and
Speaker 1: they're like, how are you doing that? And I'm like,
Speaker 1: how do you not do this? Like? What are people
Speaker 1: people paint their nails like they're a three year old?
Speaker 1: I guess some people, but it's very easy. I don't.
Speaker 1: I definitely going to get your nails done is like
Speaker 1: a better option because they're definitely they get they cut
Speaker 1: your cuticles and everything, and they can get like a
Speaker 1: tighter gloss, like more close to your nail. But no,
Speaker 1: what do you ever paint your nails like some women
Speaker 1: I've I've heard her like I could never do that,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, it's just like just it's it's I'm
Speaker 1: not trying to act like I'm a genius or something.
Speaker 1: I just don't understand what's so hard about it. What's
Speaker 1: hard about it is painting my right hand with my
Speaker 1: left hand. It's always shaky. Let me give you the tip.
Speaker 1: Hold your hold your left hand steady, like put your
Speaker 1: hand with the paint on like you know, wrist, rest
Speaker 1: your wrist on the table so that's steady, and then
Speaker 1: you move your right hand along the brush. Oh, if
Speaker 1: that makes sense. That's not what I do, because I
Speaker 1: guess I can paint with my left hand, but that
Speaker 1: is a thing that you can do if you're having
Speaker 1: the shakes. Um. But also my problem with nail paint
Speaker 1: is that I cannot it will not I will not
Speaker 1: have the patience to let it dry. I it never ever,
Speaker 1: will I ever paint my nails and not nick one
Speaker 1: of them at least, because it takes really thirty five
Speaker 1: to forty minutes before they're solid. And even then, if
Speaker 1: you pull up your pants or you button your jeans
Speaker 1: and you nick it just enough, it's still soft enough
Speaker 1: that it can just like you know, cake frosting just
Speaker 1: scoop up on your nail. And but I feel like
Speaker 1: at a nail salon they kind of like make you
Speaker 1: stay and they're like monitoring you. They're little dryers for
Speaker 1: your hands. Yeah, yeah, they do those, and you can
Speaker 1: get them for your home. But like that's why girls
Speaker 1: do gel nails or I do Sally Hanson like rapid,
Speaker 1: because I just want it to be fast because I
Speaker 1: will always bump them. But the girls have patients to
Speaker 1: do their own nails and then they don't destroy that. Like,
Speaker 1: my nails look perfect when I get done with them,
Speaker 1: destroyed within minutes from me. Uh forgetting to take out
Speaker 1: my invisilne and I have to do it and then
Speaker 1: I go off in there and I scrape it on
Speaker 1: there or pants or digging in something for your purse. Um,
Speaker 1: but gel nails, those are the ones that cost more.
Speaker 1: But they dry right away and they are hard as
Speaker 1: rocks as soon as you leased. And that is that
Speaker 1: was like the greatest thing to ever happen. Is you
Speaker 1: don't have to wait at the nail salon forever and
Speaker 1: just sound like idiot just looking out the window with
Speaker 1: your nails and that little dryer, like just a dumb girl,
Speaker 1: just like looking out the window. I just feel like
Speaker 1: such an orphan whenever I'm at the nail salon looking
Speaker 1: out the window with my name. You can't be on
Speaker 1: your phone, right, yeah, you can't. You can't do anything
Speaker 1: with your hands, and so you're just like your net
Speaker 1: kind of cranes towards the window, like, oh, some day
Speaker 1: somewhere I'll be adopted out. Maybe you could pay someone
Speaker 1: else there to go through your phone for you, like
Speaker 1: you know another person that would it's not a bad idea,
Speaker 1: you know, pay them an extra thirty and they'll scroll through.
Speaker 1: But I mean, can you imagine looking through your phone
Speaker 1: and it's going through Instagram with someone else. Have you
Speaker 1: even got Brenna like look over your shoulder when you're
Speaker 1: looking through Instagram or like nothing bad, but you feel
Speaker 1: like she just saw like I don't know, something like
Speaker 1: some nuclear codes that you've been holding onto to blow
Speaker 1: her up. I don't know, something something terrible, you know, like, oh,
Speaker 1: these are your deepest, darkest thoughts, but you're just looking
Speaker 1: at n feet is like very personalized to you. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not ashamed of mine, and I kind of like
Speaker 1: when Chris looks at mine or I get to look
Speaker 1: at his because I'm like, oh my god, it's so
Speaker 1: different than mine, Like the things we look at. Although
Speaker 1: I've said it before, our reddits are like the same,
Speaker 1: except he follows f one things, um, and so we're
Speaker 1: constantly sending each other the same Reddit thing at the
Speaker 1: same time because it's showing up on our feet at
Speaker 1: the same time, and we both are like laughing at
Speaker 1: the same time about something that is happening on both
Speaker 1: of our phones. But yeah, people's feeds are so different.
Speaker 1: It is a weird thing when like, you probably don't
Speaker 1: follow a lot of hot girl accounts because you have
Speaker 1: a girlfriend and girls don't like that. But um, I
Speaker 1: think a lot, like there are guys that I've like noticed.
Speaker 1: I'll sometimes just like go down, uh a rabbit hole,
Speaker 1: I guess, of just looking at some like I'll see
Speaker 1: like a hot girl and someone else picial, I'll who
Speaker 1: is that? And then I'll go to her thing and
Speaker 1: then I'll see her hot friend who's like they're acting
Speaker 1: like lesbians in every photo, but they're not really and
Speaker 1: that's like their brand, you know, it's just like rubbing
Speaker 1: on each other oily and wearing crystals. And then I'll
Speaker 1: look at pizza, yes, or like holding a cookie next
Speaker 1: to their eye. I mean that's how you eat it
Speaker 1: or something like I love cookies. Yeah, cookie pirate, and
Speaker 1: so cookie pirate is like hashtag. But then you go
Speaker 1: when you look at cookie pirates, so you go down,
Speaker 1: you like through eight clicks, you find like the hottest,
Speaker 1: most vacuous, most like only there to show her shiny
Speaker 1: tits and like her shiny cheekbones, and like her big
Speaker 1: fish eyes and her big pouty lips and she doesn't
Speaker 1: do anything else on there. We all knew these girls
Speaker 1: and they have a million seventeen million followers, and you
Speaker 1: see their posts and you start going, oh, look who
Speaker 1: follows start like you searching guys that like like their
Speaker 1: post and you're like, oh, what is this? And I
Speaker 1: just go like and some of these guys are guys
Speaker 1: that have like slid in before to be like you're
Speaker 1: beautiful to me and like make me feel special. And
Speaker 1: I'm just like, oh, that's nice, Like that's you know nice.
Speaker 1: Try I have a boyfriend or whatever. But then I go,
Speaker 1: why would any girl ever trust any of you scoundrels
Speaker 1: that are like liking hot girl instagrams? And I used
Speaker 1: to think it was not like, um, a big deal
Speaker 1: for guys to do that. Like I'm like, they're allowed to, like,
Speaker 1: like I would, I wouldn't care if like Chris followed
Speaker 1: like hot girls on Instagram. He doesn't, I don't think
Speaker 1: because like, you know, aside from his sister, you know
Speaker 1: she's hot, but not like you know, she's not one
Speaker 1: of those girls on there. But like he doesn't follow
Speaker 1: like those people. But I wouldn't mind. But if he
Speaker 1: were liking it or like writing like beautiful or like emojis,
Speaker 1: like if that is a if you were a guy
Speaker 1: that does that, that is a bad fucking look. It's weird,
Speaker 1: it's suspicious and every time you go on someone's is
Speaker 1: like um, you know whatever their name is, and six
Speaker 1: million others. I'm just like, it's like what I said
Speaker 1: on the podcast yesterday when I was solo, Like if
Speaker 1: you are ever waiting outside at a brunch spot and
Speaker 1: it has like hundreds of people in line or you're
Speaker 1: you're just like one of the masses, it like makes
Speaker 1: me grossed out, Like have your own sing go like
Speaker 1: someone who like like whoa when people like um like
Speaker 1: Billie Eilish's post where she's just like powdering like I'm
Speaker 1: cold and it's just her tits and I just like,
Speaker 1: I'm just like, you're a forty year old man. Stop
Speaker 1: thinking Billie Eilish's for the music. Yeah, like her, like
Speaker 1: her like new new single I'm a pouty little girl. Dude.
Speaker 1: I think though, like what would be creepier or what
Speaker 1: would like if the problem is they either have eighteen
Speaker 1: million followers or they have like five followers. And then
Speaker 1: if you're like liking a random girl who's hot who
Speaker 1: only has like sios, that could be even worse, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Unless you know the girl and
Speaker 1: you are sucking her in a relationship, you don't write
Speaker 1: anything under their thing, like listen, I know that people
Speaker 1: still write things under mine. I'm not talking. Those people
Speaker 1: aren't listening to this podcast right now, and you can
Speaker 1: write like that, you know, like those people don't listen
Speaker 1: to podcasts. Do you don't you think like we're not
Speaker 1: going to reach those guys. They follow you, but your
Speaker 1: legs not your comedy, right, I want to sun your feet. Also,
Speaker 1: I love what you said about like self care, like
Speaker 1: go you about veganism, and also I like want to
Speaker 1: eat like your toes and chip. Did you see on
Speaker 1: Instagram yesterday did you lose a ton of followers? And
Speaker 1: did you freak the funk out? Was kind of going wild?
Speaker 1: Everyone's was did you look into it? I just, uh,
Speaker 1: it was funny because Brenna was also looking at it
Speaker 1: because she got for two thousand followers because I have
Speaker 1: photo and now all these creepy guys are following her.
Speaker 1: She's getting that now which photo yeah, our Halloween photo
Speaker 1: that just yeah, so so yeah, we noticed and we
Speaker 1: googled it and apparently some people were like, I'm getting
Speaker 1: fucking Ellen is now taking like if they like connected
Speaker 1: it with like oh, because I'm a right winger that
Speaker 1: they're taking Yeah, people were getting banned for no reason.
Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden, followers were dropping, Like,
Speaker 1: but I don't ever notice my follower account whatever, like
Speaker 1: moving that much. But I realized I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: specifically know the number, but I when it changes, I
Speaker 1: noticed it because I'm so used to seeing the number
Speaker 1: at the top of the page. I don't even It's
Speaker 1: almost like the shapes change, and I go, why is
Speaker 1: that shape changed up there? If you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? It's like if someone
Speaker 1: got a haircut, as opposed to like I know exactly
Speaker 1: how many inches your hair is. You're just like, that
Speaker 1: looks different up there, and I think I'm just like
Speaker 1: a And so I was just like that number. Two
Speaker 1: of those numbers has changed. Usually it's like one or
Speaker 1: a point one or whatever, and I'm like, there's too
Speaker 1: much change up there. And I started looking at it
Speaker 1: and then and then I clocked in. I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's the number. I guess maybe I was crazy. I
Speaker 1: thought it was more before, but that's fine. And then
Speaker 1: two minutes later I go back and I posted a
Speaker 1: picture and it was getting like no likes and I
Speaker 1: really don't usually track that stuff, but I was yesterday
Speaker 1: stuck in the airport for so long, and all I
Speaker 1: had to do was just refresh Instagram and nothing was
Speaker 1: happening online because it was eight in the morning on
Speaker 1: the East coast, and so I noticed it and I
Speaker 1: was like, why am I getting like no likes on this?
Speaker 1: This is a funny haunted picture. And then I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. And then I saw I was it
Speaker 1: was like dropping by thousands every two minutes, like it
Speaker 1: would drop down a whole thousand, and I was like,
Speaker 1: what is happening. So then I and it's so funny
Speaker 1: because I got a text from this guy that text
Speaker 1: me I probably once every three years, and he's kind
Speaker 1: of like this comedian that like a lot of people
Speaker 1: aren't friends with anymore, who's just like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: he's burned some bridges. And I've always been like nice
Speaker 1: to him because I've you know, mental illness sucks, and uh,
Speaker 1: he and I have empathy, and I'm also terrified that
Speaker 1: he'll turn on me. Um. But he wrote me and
Speaker 1: was like, Nicky, my my follower account just dropped dramatically.
Speaker 1: Wait what did he say? I gotta read it. But
Speaker 1: it was like so funny. He was like, pay nicky.
Speaker 1: For some reason, Instagram toally did my account and I'm
Speaker 1: at a loss trying to get it back. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: so people's accounts are being deleted. That's what's happening. That's
Speaker 1: why we're losing followers. People were arbitrarily be having their accounselated.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm reaching out to my famous friends if
Speaker 1: they have contacts over there or their agents. As you
Speaker 1: can imagine, it sucks for business. I'm just like, I
Speaker 1: just go everyone is losing followers and getting suspended today,
Speaker 1: not just you. It's a glitch. And then which is
Speaker 1: a new tailor swift song? And so I said it's
Speaker 1: a glitch and then he was just like oh good,
Speaker 1: you know. Thanks. But it was like, all you have
Speaker 1: to do before you write your famous friends asking if
Speaker 1: their agents can get you back, just google it. And
Speaker 1: at the time there was nothing on Google, but go
Speaker 1: to right. Why are people so just don't jump to
Speaker 1: the thing that's going to be the most say you
Speaker 1: have the thing wrong. You're not right about what is happening.
Speaker 1: Like everyone, I think sometimes jumps to it's happening to me.
Speaker 1: It's me. And my first thing is like, I hope
Speaker 1: this is happening to everyone. I went to Reddit and
Speaker 1: just went to losing followers. Oh no, I went to
Speaker 1: Actually first I googled losing thousands of followers, and then
Speaker 1: it was like why could this be? And there were
Speaker 1: all these articles it was like, your brand isn't strong enough,
Speaker 1: You're posting too many promotional things. I'm like, all I
Speaker 1: posted was a picture of myself in a in a
Speaker 1: snow white mask from you know, Halloween in the eighties.
Speaker 1: And they're like other reasons, like you there, you follow
Speaker 1: too many bots, And I was like, or but I
Speaker 1: don't have bought it, or you bought followers. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I've never done that. I've just runted them. And I
Speaker 1: was like, what's so? Then I went on and I
Speaker 1: went on Reddit, which is if you don't know, Reddit
Speaker 1: is you know the Today's Tuesday's Reddit dump day. Reddit
Speaker 1: is the number one place to go for information. I
Speaker 1: don't know if you guys know that, but it's like
Speaker 1: people know that now. There's like articles about it that
Speaker 1: Google sucks and if you want an answer to a
Speaker 1: specific thing, it's somewhere on Reddit. So if you type
Speaker 1: in Reddit and then your question you'll get a more
Speaker 1: specific one. I go to Reddit and boom in this
Speaker 1: Reddit Instagram it says I'm losing followers anyone else and
Speaker 1: everyone's like, I'm losing thousands, thousands, hundreds, tens. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm getting banned. I just got banned. I didn't do anything.
Speaker 1: I haven't posted in weeks. I just got banned. And
Speaker 1: so like, Okay, it's a glitch. They'll figure it out, right.
Speaker 1: I love that. I love that guy though, who It
Speaker 1: sounds like if he's burned a bunch of bridges, he
Speaker 1: might post some things that might get you it's a glitch.
Speaker 1: And then he's like, no, it's a burning cross that
Speaker 1: I like. Yeah, so there are some people that got
Speaker 1: kicked off that day. He was like, yeah, it was
Speaker 1: that picture of Kanye on a cross being that I
Speaker 1: posted in sympathy. It's like, it's not a glitch. Call
Speaker 1: your agent. I mean, it's yeah. It is like it
Speaker 1: is kind of crazy to think about how much because
Speaker 1: we are comedians we do depend on it away. I
Speaker 1: was like this at the end, take it away, everyone is.
Speaker 1: I saw a girl the other day post um a
Speaker 1: thing that was like guys, it's been a long time coming.
Speaker 1: But I'm stepping away, you know, this whole thing, Like
Speaker 1: I'm stepping away from Instagram. I'm going to have my
Speaker 1: assistant post things. It's just not good for my mental health.
Speaker 1: I can't stop doom scrolling, and so this will be active,
Speaker 1: but I will not be on it. And it's just
Speaker 1: like I'll see you in a month, bitch, Like there's
Speaker 1: no way i'll see you month at most. At most,
Speaker 1: you're asking your assistant how's it going over there? I
Speaker 1: screenshot at it so I can laugh when she's back
Speaker 1: posting things. Then you just look at your assistants face,
Speaker 1: looking at your sig. I don't yeah, yeah, and go
Speaker 1: what is it? What does it say? I can tell
Speaker 1: about your face? Help many like I can tell about
Speaker 1: your face that's less than three thousand likes? Oh my god. Um.
Speaker 1: The thing is, like, I get it people. This is
Speaker 1: what people do with alcohol. They're like, never again, and
Speaker 1: then they're drinking the next weekend and they want to
Speaker 1: announce it to everyone. I'm never smoking cigarettes again, and
Speaker 1: you want to announce it to everyone because you want
Speaker 1: to be accountable. So it makes sense why they do it.
Speaker 1: I'm not shipping on that, but it we all have
Speaker 1: to realize that these things are much bigger addictions than
Speaker 1: just like I'm stepping away, I'm taking I'm you know,
Speaker 1: unconscious uncoupling from my social media. It's it's gonna take
Speaker 1: the world blowing. It's gonna take seriously. I think I
Speaker 1: predict there's a squirrel that I follow, there's gonna be negative.
Speaker 1: I feel I know it's not. I predict an explosion
Speaker 1: of not a real explosion, a figurative explosion. Self help books,
Speaker 1: techniques and UH courses to help people get off social
Speaker 1: media within the next couple of years. It's like it's
Speaker 1: going to be there's going to be a mass exodus.
Speaker 1: There will be something else that we all go to.
Speaker 1: But it is getting it's getting to be too much.
Speaker 1: People are gonna I just mentally, we can't take it anymore.
Speaker 1: It's just too much. But that's my prediction. We'll talk
Speaker 1: a little bit more about Instagram when we get back
Speaker 1: of this break. Hey guys, it's your girl, Nikki. I
Speaker 1: don't know why it said like that, but um, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm on tour. I talked about it a lot. I
Speaker 1: had my first shows this past weekend and they were
Speaker 1: so freaking good, and I'm really excited for you to
Speaker 1: see this material and just to meet you guys. Upcoming
Speaker 1: dates that I have are this weekend in um Reno,
Speaker 1: Nevada or Nevada, however you want to say it, and
Speaker 1: then um Anta Rosa, California. Next week is Thousand Oaks,
Speaker 1: California and Valley Center, California. Then the weekend after that
Speaker 1: is Burlington, Vermont, Providence, Rhode Island, and then we've got Memphis, Tennessee,
Speaker 1: and then we've got Atlantic City and Tulsa and Oklahoma City,
Speaker 1: this all before the end of the year and then
Speaker 1: rounding out the end of the year with St. Louis
Speaker 1: at the Steeple Center. So, um, if you can make
Speaker 1: it to any of those dates, I would love, love,
Speaker 1: love to see you there. You can get tickets to
Speaker 1: Nicky Glazer dot com, and UM, it just means so
Speaker 1: much to me when you guys come out and I
Speaker 1: get to see your faces and just know that I'm
Speaker 1: not famous enough that it's not lost on me. Each
Speaker 1: and every ticket sale matters to me, and UM, you
Speaker 1: matter to me. So thank you for your support. If
Speaker 1: you can afford it to it if you can't. Hopefully
Speaker 1: someday you can catch me in a way that um
Speaker 1: you can see me. Um, and I love you, thank you,
Speaker 1: all right, we're back. Um. Speaking of Instagram, you and
Speaker 1: Brenna posted that you went to a Halloween party. You
Speaker 1: dressed it ben Affleck. She just just j Lo? Um
Speaker 1: on Friday? Was it? It was Saturday? Saturday, Saturday? How
Speaker 1: was that? Who came up with the idea? What was
Speaker 1: the execution? Where to get the markers for your ben
Speaker 1: affleck back back tattoo? I mean it was my idea. Um,
Speaker 1: she does look a little like j Lo. I think
Speaker 1: her grandfather would tell her, which I felt like was
Speaker 1: a weird thing that I learned that her grandpa was like,
Speaker 1: you know, you should dress like j Lo more like
Speaker 1: when kind of creepy. Yeah, He's like, you know, well,
Speaker 1: because jo has never been modestly dressed, it's not like
Speaker 1: he's like a version of j Lo. That yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: That one movie where she wore like a you know,
Speaker 1: her neckline was like all the way up. So I
Speaker 1: was like, I was like, I think it'd be so
Speaker 1: funny if because I thought the idea to put just
Speaker 1: the ben Affleck tattoo is obviously the funniest thing ever
Speaker 1: with that because she's like with p Diddy with that
Speaker 1: in that outfit, which is the yes, yes and the
Speaker 1: most by the way, Yeah, it'd be tough for me. Yeah. Um.
Speaker 1: So I woke up that morning and I've talked about
Speaker 1: and she wasn't like so into it. And then I
Speaker 1: was like, come on, it would just be fun and
Speaker 1: she's like no. And then once we started rolling and
Speaker 1: she got into it. We went to Target, went to Michael's.
Speaker 1: We went she was really into it and it was
Speaker 1: a really fun, like like that look it was cheaper,
Speaker 1: gives it cheaper. Find the green dress somewhere that. Did
Speaker 1: you order the stuff online? No, we just went to
Speaker 1: uh what with the white stuff. It was the day
Speaker 1: of so we just we got at North from Rack.
Speaker 1: We got the pants and the belt and uh we
Speaker 1: got the thing from Mike. I don't even know what's
Speaker 1: in Michael's. I don't even know what Michael's does. Michael
Speaker 1: smells so good. It's kind of fun in there. You
Speaker 1: feel like arts and crafts, like a little kid. The
Speaker 1: lighting is terrible, the ceilings are too low, but I
Speaker 1: love I love the smell and I love just like
Speaker 1: the old woman shuffling around in different aisles picking out
Speaker 1: dull eyes and like those little like pipe cleaners and
Speaker 1: like rubber stamps and just this one's two stories in
Speaker 1: yeah in like chest not Chesterfield, fuckingwhere no one cares. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know when you get off Highway sixty four post.
Speaker 1: So it was a fun little like I don't know,
Speaker 1: I love doing those things. And I just picture like
Speaker 1: the like a TikTok couple that does that like every
Speaker 1: two days. And I'm like we were done, like after
Speaker 1: we did it once, getting things together, getting things from
Speaker 1: the photo, posting it, We're like, all right, we're good
Speaker 1: for a year now. Like it was a really good collab.
Speaker 1: I know, doing um, doing couples outfits is fun. Chris
Speaker 1: and I have never been to This is oh my god, Chris,
Speaker 1: Chris is leaving right now. This is what we made
Speaker 1: it through. Halloween. We never have been together at a Halloween.
Speaker 1: We had a really good Halloween too. Yesterday was I mean,
Speaker 1: we we went to a show on Sunday night. But
Speaker 1: then yesterday Chris was an amazing boyfriend to me all
Speaker 1: day long, and I appreciated him so much. Now he's
Speaker 1: taking out the recycling. Can you just say hi, I
Speaker 1: love you? He costume, he's still costume. Um I did.
Speaker 1: But yes, if you don't break boxes down, you're a monster. Correct,
Speaker 1: it's fun. It kind of feels like the worst you've
Speaker 1: got to break the Chris agrees. If you to the
Speaker 1: people leaving boxes full in our I mean I take
Speaker 1: us before in our building, it says please. I mean,
Speaker 1: our building is so clean. The service people, the people
Speaker 1: who clean it and service the building works so freaking hard.
Speaker 1: It is immaculate. It's one of the reasons I moved there.
Speaker 1: You just walked in, You're like, this place is nice.
Speaker 1: The people who work here care for it even though
Speaker 1: they don't live here, and that's what you pay for.
Speaker 1: And these fucking slobs in our if you you know,
Speaker 1: if you're listening to the podcast and you live in
Speaker 1: my building, you know who you are. I know some
Speaker 1: people listen to the podcast, you're a fucking slab because
Speaker 1: I learned it working in retail when I had to
Speaker 1: take out garbage. Well, I learned from the sign in
Speaker 1: the storage room that says, please break down your boxes
Speaker 1: and put them next to the bin. So's they do
Speaker 1: everything for us. I mean, you don't have to even
Speaker 1: go down to another level. It's on your floor. Is
Speaker 1: a is a trash room. It says trash room on
Speaker 1: it because and you know what, that's an ample word
Speaker 1: for the people who go in there sometimes because they
Speaker 1: are trash. White trash. You know, white tress is not
Speaker 1: a nice term, but you are trash if you go
Speaker 1: in there and you just and by the way, on
Speaker 1: your box is your name and your apartment. And I
Speaker 1: have been so fucking tempted when they just throw their
Speaker 1: box and they're not broken down and sting someone else
Speaker 1: to do. You know what I want to do is
Speaker 1: take their box back and throw it in front of
Speaker 1: their door and knock on their door and run away
Speaker 1: and just go and leave a note that break it down.
Speaker 1: I'll break it down. You're a piece of ship down
Speaker 1: because all you do is think about yourself. You don't
Speaker 1: think about other people. You don't think that they're actually
Speaker 1: people who clean up after you. If you're one of
Speaker 1: the like I realized probably ten years ago, maybe it
Speaker 1: was probably twenty at this point, because you know when
Speaker 1: you realize that you've been saying ten years ago for something,
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, man, I gotta update that I'm
Speaker 1: so much older. Ten years ago I played yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: my twenty year reunion is coming up in in a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks. I'm like, yeah, yea, so it's probably
Speaker 1: fifteen years and fifteen years ago. I just was like,
Speaker 1: I just had a realization, Like, especially going to bars
Speaker 1: where people are drunk, girls, trash bathrooms. I mean, there's
Speaker 1: toilet paper everywhere, there's paper towels everywhere. I have not
Speaker 1: once in fifteen years, and now I make it a
Speaker 1: thing of like, I've never left a piece of paper,
Speaker 1: whether it's a paper towel, whether it's a you know,
Speaker 1: you're pulling out the toilet paper and it's like, you know,
Speaker 1: you get little little pieces and they just fall. I
Speaker 1: pick up every single one because I remember one time,
Speaker 1: and I know this is this is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: People don't you're an adult who doesn't realize that other
Speaker 1: people have to do that. If you don't do it,
Speaker 1: someone is going to have to bend over and do that.
Speaker 1: And the someone is the person that didn't even make
Speaker 1: the mess in the first place. And yes, that's their job. No,
Speaker 1: their job is to empty the bin in which you
Speaker 1: throw it in. You little trash raccoon, like it's not
Speaker 1: their job to pick up your because you were in
Speaker 1: a rush to get to your gate and just throw
Speaker 1: the paper towel and you know, oh they're already spilling
Speaker 1: all over. There's no room. Push it down with another april.
Speaker 1: I don't want to touch. I don't know what's in there.
Speaker 1: Take a wat of paper towels and push it all down,
Speaker 1: keep it all in there. I'm a messy, trashy, gross person.
Speaker 1: If you look around my apartment, it looks like a bathroom.
Speaker 1: And you know, the Lower East Side in two thousand
Speaker 1: eight at like a punk show, like it's there is
Speaker 1: crack everywhere. Yeah, no one was there, but it's just
Speaker 1: people are gross. Anyway, back to Halloween, So you guys,
Speaker 1: what party did you guys go to? And just in
Speaker 1: our building, in our building wait, this was on the
Speaker 1: third floor we went to. Did this all for your
Speaker 1: for our building? No, we did it for I did
Speaker 1: it for the Instagram photo. Oh my god, that's so
Speaker 1: funny that things you do costumes now for Instagram. I honestly,
Speaker 1: that didn't would never occur to me. I was, well,
Speaker 1: we went we did do things. We went to I mean,
Speaker 1: my costume was just a tattoo on my back, so
Speaker 1: you didn't know until I lifted my shirt up. But um,
Speaker 1: we went downstairs and we didn't know there was gonna
Speaker 1: be a party to put out this whole tracurity whatever
Speaker 1: a goddamn shit because when I retire, all right, you
Speaker 1: know it's been a good run. Um, I just want
Speaker 1: to thank you everybody. You're not gonna take some time
Speaker 1: away if you if you have eaten from the board.
Speaker 1: You need to know how to say it, all right,
Speaker 1: teach it to me. Just let's say there's a gun,
Speaker 1: dear head, and you have to get it right. And
Speaker 1: you're not trying to be cute about it, just really trying.
Speaker 1: I'm really not trying to be cutie. Um, come on,
Speaker 1: oh boy, game shot. I am dead city called the security.
Speaker 1: One thing is like you've you've probably this word, especially
Speaker 1: with Bretta, a million times, and you still won't learn it,
Speaker 1: Like do every single time? Do you just go? Do
Speaker 1: you just what happen wrong? I've said esthetician? Esthetician. I
Speaker 1: can't say that word either. There's like a few words
Speaker 1: that's just it's because you're lazy. It's not because you're
Speaker 1: like you have. Don't make this about like but I
Speaker 1: have a condition. It's called dumb. I'm dumb. I can't
Speaker 1: do it's not I can't try. If you could remember
Speaker 1: Eminem's like, you know whatever, seven different levels of devil
Speaker 1: WASHIPI and horses, human sacrifies. You can memorize Charcuteri. Okay,
Speaker 1: do what you want. Q char q r q truck
Speaker 1: q turi truck q turi Yeah, char q turi as aesthetician,
Speaker 1: a stetician. Yeah, the aesthetician ate from the charquter reboard. Yeah,
Speaker 1: very nice, it's great. Okay, So they had a shark.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's funny to me that you know you
Speaker 1: don't know that word, and yet you why can't you
Speaker 1: just not mention I'm going to say the meat plate,
Speaker 1: Well I would just skip if I didn't know was
Speaker 1: cheese and meat plate. I didn't know until I went
Speaker 1: for it. That's what they mean to you. They mean
Speaker 1: like you have an esthetuation in your life who means
Speaker 1: so much. You have a Charcuterie board that means so
Speaker 1: much of you, Yet you won't learn what those I mean.
Speaker 1: They're both very similar kind of words. They're both the
Speaker 1: same amount of syllables. They just I think not easy words.
Speaker 1: I think we can all agree, we get where it
Speaker 1: comes from. Okay. So they had a board, a cheese
Speaker 1: and meat board. Yeah, and then it was literally just
Speaker 1: us and this like two seventy five year old couples
Speaker 1: were at the party. And then there was a there
Speaker 1: was a ton of people came, like all of everyone
Speaker 1: wondered about those parties that they advertised in the building.
Speaker 1: They're always like doing these parties and it's so cute shout,
Speaker 1: but I'm like, who the funk would go to this?
Speaker 1: Me and Brenna to win the contest? We won, we
Speaker 1: I don't. No one else was dressed up. So we
Speaker 1: took down first place. So that was pretty cool. Anything.
Speaker 1: Was there a prize? Yeah, we won. Someone let us
Speaker 1: put some cargo pants. No, they gave us a trophy.
Speaker 1: We want a trophy. No, some people did show up
Speaker 1: in costume and uh later on, but for a little while,
Speaker 1: I want to know besides the seventy year old couples,
Speaker 1: like who was who's going to the part? What do
Speaker 1: they look like? What they look because I get why
Speaker 1: you guys went like you just you needed an excuse
Speaker 1: to dress up for Instagram, but you also needed to
Speaker 1: put a party on it just so you just don't
Speaker 1: look like you're only doing it for Instagram. I get that,
Speaker 1: But why these people actually went to like have I'm
Speaker 1: not judging it. I wish more people would go because
Speaker 1: but isn't there a party like on the street down
Speaker 1: and where we did that too? We actually went to
Speaker 1: that and we went for about ten minutes and I'm
Speaker 1: not too cool for it, but it's just a lot,
Speaker 1: you know. And then there was a guy like we
Speaker 1: tried to steal from a car and he was passed
Speaker 1: out and his pants were down around his ankles and
Speaker 1: some guys started kicking him like in the ass because
Speaker 1: he said he stole from his car, and Brenna is like, hey,
Speaker 1: don't do that. I'm like, what are we doing here?
Speaker 1: You're yelling at this guy. I'm I know she really
Speaker 1: led there, and part of me I respect the funk
Speaker 1: out of it, but I'm gonna get stabbed, you know,
Speaker 1: like it's gonna be It's gonna what do you mean, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've been stabbed. I don't want to be. Yeah, just
Speaker 1: get scared any because like I've seen it. I don't
Speaker 1: know mark Er did you use on your back, Um,
Speaker 1: just a washable sharpie, but wasn't was it coming off
Speaker 1: on your clothes? Though? It did? All right? Sure she
Speaker 1: shaved my back, Yeah, Brenda shave. It took longer than
Speaker 1: I thought, which was kind of sad. Was that a
Speaker 1: fun like, um, yeah, we did in the shower and
Speaker 1: she's like, I was like it was it was pretty Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was the whole or deal. Was hilarious of her
Speaker 1: shaving my back and then literally drawing to Phoenix and
Speaker 1: I thought she killed it. Actually she didn't like good
Speaker 1: his tattoo. Yeah, it looked. Have you ever been in
Speaker 1: a situation where you, like, I feel like we've talked
Speaker 1: about this before, where girls will start things that their
Speaker 1: boyfriends have to finish. Yeah, And I was I don't know.
Speaker 1: I was just like, come on, let's go. I look
Speaker 1: like Ben probably getting drunk and yelling at j Lo
Speaker 1: like we were really nailing it. You know that name
Speaker 1: of him where he's like outside the door smoking a cigarette,
Speaker 1: looking very frustrated, and I wish you would have done that,
Speaker 1: Ben Affleck. I thought that was I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's a and with you get a Starbucks cup. We've
Speaker 1: all seen that like where he's holding But the tattoo
Speaker 1: was hilarious, but that was yeah, you probably what did
Speaker 1: you do for Halloween? Nikki? Did you get drunk at all? Um? Yeah?
Speaker 1: But then I was like what does that even go with?
Speaker 1: So I just did show was I did you know? Friday?
Speaker 1: Saturday chosen to iowan and then UM Sunday I went
Speaker 1: to UM Chris's Brothers show I talked about yesterday UM,
Speaker 1: and then yesterday was actually Halloween and I was just
Speaker 1: I went to Boston for doctor's appointment. That took me all,
Speaker 1: you know. I flew out at five thirty, landed at nine,
Speaker 1: slept in the airport, um until eleven, went to my
Speaker 1: appointment at twelve, went back to the airport and then
Speaker 1: flew to JFK and then flew to um l A
Speaker 1: and landed at eight. So yeah, um, it was just
Speaker 1: a lot of travel for like a long but I
Speaker 1: did get bumped up to business class on my JFK
Speaker 1: to l A flight, which is just all the difference.
Speaker 1: I got to speech deplately horizontal all the way down,
Speaker 1: Like there's a button that has like a straight line
Speaker 1: that makes sure it doesn't you know you there's a
Speaker 1: button that usually makes it like go back a little bit,
Speaker 1: and then there's a button that is a straight line.
Speaker 1: You're like, it's just I'm turning this into a line
Speaker 1: and it's like, damn straight and you go all the
Speaker 1: way back and it was so nice and I read
Speaker 1: I read a whole book yesterday, or I guess n
Speaker 1: of a book. I'm almost done jet Janette mccurty's Um,
Speaker 1: I'm glad my mom is dead. Have you guys heard
Speaker 1: of that? It's like been the number one bestseller for
Speaker 1: like months and months now, but fiction was ha ha, No,
Speaker 1: she don't know. It's too jealous. Um, it's uh, it's nonfiction.
Speaker 1: It's about the girl that was in the show Sam
Speaker 1: and cat On Um and also car I Carley on
Speaker 1: Disney Channel and Janet mcurty and she she has anorexia.
Speaker 1: She has an overbearing mother who like made her choose
Speaker 1: an acting career career she didn't really want one. Um.
Speaker 1: It's a lot about if you are someone who relates
Speaker 1: to people pleasing and like, if you have an alcoholic
Speaker 1: parent or a dysfunctional parent, you will totally relate and
Speaker 1: you'll see how that manifests in your life to just
Speaker 1: like go with the flow and like just give people
Speaker 1: what they want constantly, because you're trying to always make
Speaker 1: mommy or daddy happy if you have like a depressed
Speaker 1: mom or an anxious mom or angry mom or angry dad.
Speaker 1: Like she just did a really good job of Um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've read two books now about girls childhoods that are
Speaker 1: very similar but also very different. So Jenette, I really
Speaker 1: recommend I haven't finished ten percent away from finishing it.
Speaker 1: This is the opposite of what I usually do. Um,
Speaker 1: And I couldn't put it down, you know, as one
Speaker 1: of those books. And then I also read Educated last week,
Speaker 1: and that is another book about growing up with insane parents,
Speaker 1: and it's so good. I think that's like a genre,
Speaker 1: like it is like people that trace their lives from childhood.
Speaker 1: I guess it's a memoir. Um, but it was really good.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I've just been like, but I have to
Speaker 1: say that, like sometimes when you say that you're reading
Speaker 1: a lot, you go you like it feels like you're bragging.
Speaker 1: But I want to be clear, like it doesn't feel
Speaker 1: like I'm doing something better than watching a TV show
Speaker 1: at all, Like it feels just as much indulgent and
Speaker 1: like I'm avoiding things that I should be doing. Like
Speaker 1: I think sometime where along the way, reading got put
Speaker 1: into like you're an intellectual or like you're doing something
Speaker 1: good for yourself. Reading can be really like I would say,
Speaker 1: even sometimes more um or like like sometimes I get
Speaker 1: done watching a TV show and I'm like, I learned something. Oh,
Speaker 1: I want to create something now, I like inspiring, Like
Speaker 1: it's just reading. It's just as bad as TV, and
Speaker 1: I think and TV can be just as good as reading.
Speaker 1: I think it depends what you're reading. If you were like, hey,
Speaker 1: I was reading James Joyce. Yeah, if you're reading like
Speaker 1: the Science of a tree frog or something that people
Speaker 1: would be like, okay, we get it. You're learning about
Speaker 1: like evolution. But even that I've read this about the
Speaker 1: science of things, and I still struggle with feeling like
Speaker 1: you're putting off your work. You would rather learn about
Speaker 1: psychopaths or you know, the science of addiction or depression,
Speaker 1: then you would be getting work, actual work done. So
Speaker 1: sometimes when I say I'm reading a book, like my
Speaker 1: friends go, I should read a book. You're reading it's
Speaker 1: so good, I'm like, no, it's not. I am I
Speaker 1: am avoiding my work like I am avoiding working out,
Speaker 1: I am avoiding going on a walk, I'm avoiding socializing.
Speaker 1: I'm avoiding all the things that you know. I'm depressed
Speaker 1: right now. Reading is like I get to lay in
Speaker 1: bed and curl in a ball and look at my phone.
Speaker 1: That's what you're write better when you read. I feel
Speaker 1: like I write better jokes. Well not better jokes. I
Speaker 1: just feel like I might because I read this girl's
Speaker 1: book all in one day. I was my brain is
Speaker 1: now narrating my life like that author, like I can.
Speaker 1: You and I are both chameleons, like we absorb kind
Speaker 1: of how the way people talk. I think, so I
Speaker 1: am I have because I can talk like her. I
Speaker 1: like same day, same coat, every day. Like that, because
Speaker 1: if I want to be funnier, I just watched something
Speaker 1: super funny and then all of a sudden, I get funnier.
Speaker 1: That's a good point, like we have we have we
Speaker 1: like like you can take it in very easily, very quickly,
Speaker 1: But it is hard to get in that mode. There
Speaker 1: were sometimes where I'm going to do a someone's podcast,
Speaker 1: I'm like, get in a funny mode because I'm just not.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna, you know, on this podcast. I don't feel
Speaker 1: that pressure because it's like my podcast and people don't
Speaker 1: expect it to be like uproariously funny. But some of
Speaker 1: these podcasts I go and people are like, stop talking
Speaker 1: about mental health, just make jokes. And I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: not a mother to make jokes. So sometimes I listen
Speaker 1: to something really funny on the way there to like
Speaker 1: get in that rhythm because it's hard to just like
Speaker 1: break into that for me. I feel like I have
Speaker 1: different modes, um, And we'll get into those modes later on.
Speaker 1: Do we have time for news, um after this break? Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's go to break and then come back with some news.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get to the newsst Oh, it's Tuesday, folks.
Speaker 1: You know what that means. It is Tuesday only you're
Speaker 1: having a good time out there. We're having a great
Speaker 1: time in here. Nikki reads books and to you know, uh, well, um,
Speaker 1: scientists are looking into damaging memories of being cheated on
Speaker 1: by using the same drug prescribed for high blood pressure, migraines,
Speaker 1: and anxiety disorders. Yeah. I sent Noah this because it
Speaker 1: was like eternal sunshine of the spotless mind kind of thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can take drugs it doesn't like go in and
Speaker 1: find that memory and go like delete. It just makes it.
Speaker 1: So it's yeah, but isn't that probably for any like memory,
Speaker 1: whether it's like a car crash or a breakup. So
Speaker 1: weird if they can make it specifically for like A
Speaker 1: it's like VIAGRAA it's just for your penis blood. You know? Wait,
Speaker 1: is that by viagrass only for your penis blood? I
Speaker 1: think I mean that's where it seems to all go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it doesn't give you like stiff arm or something, you
Speaker 1: know what. That would be weird if you made you
Speaker 1: like they gave you like zombie arms while you're fucking dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah um yeah, yeah. No, it's just weird that it
Speaker 1: gets like an exact memory, or at least a memory
Speaker 1: that similar think that like Thailand all is like just
Speaker 1: for headaches. No, Thailand will find whatever pain is in
Speaker 1: your body. Oh that's a good point. So I guess
Speaker 1: this drug is four things that it's probably at least
Speaker 1: though a little bit more generic. And I don't think
Speaker 1: they've made the drug yet. I think in tests that
Speaker 1: it's it's like, well, no, what did you read anywhere
Speaker 1: about it? So the drug already existed. It's a beta
Speaker 1: blocker called prop I'm not even gonna beta blockers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: beta blockers are so huge, shutery beta blockers. Do you
Speaker 1: guys know about those they? I took one one time
Speaker 1: when I was on Dancing with the Stars. Pete Lee's girlfriend,
Speaker 1: who was a nurse, gave me one. She was like,
Speaker 1: they're really good for anxiety. People take them all. People
Speaker 1: take them all the time for nerves all the time
Speaker 1: in Hollywood. I didn't know anything about them. It was
Speaker 1: terrible for me because I have a low heart rate
Speaker 1: already and it lowered it even more and I was
Speaker 1: like about to pass out. Like and I don't understand
Speaker 1: why aren't people addicted to beta blockers. If that's the
Speaker 1: thing people take all the time to calm their nerves,
Speaker 1: Why is the next the problem? Why but not beta blockers?
Speaker 1: Can someone who knows explain this to me? Why beta
Speaker 1: blockers aren't a thing that you see people going away
Speaker 1: to rehab for. If everyone I know takes them, like
Speaker 1: everyone for for nerves, if they're doing what you were
Speaker 1: saying about um Instagram and like all these self help
Speaker 1: books and stuff popping up in the next ten years,
Speaker 1: maybe it'll be the same could be like the next thing,
Speaker 1: all right, another prediction. Um, have you guys been cheated
Speaker 1: on before? I don't know? Oh did you take the medicine? No,
Speaker 1: that is a good point, like you just you just
Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, you could have been never chart.
Speaker 1: Last night, I was like, have you ever been cheated on?
Speaker 1: He's like, I don't think so. And I'm like interesting,
Speaker 1: because you never really know. You can only assume if
Speaker 1: the person could just not feel like my college girlfriend did.
Speaker 1: I feel like my college girlfriend was cheating on me.
Speaker 1: But I never found out for sure, but I definitely
Speaker 1: acted like she was right she I would guess that
Speaker 1: she did was. I mean, she did get a poem
Speaker 1: from the starting quarterback on the college football team. It
Speaker 1: was like a rap And I was like, that's something
Speaker 1: someone that sucked you would have done. You know, um
Speaker 1: know that someone who hasn't sucked her yet would have done.
Speaker 1: I don't think you understand how men work. They don't
Speaker 1: really care after the fact. They're trying to Um, I
Speaker 1: sucked you good in the poem? So oh yeah? So
Speaker 1: uh no, I I no, I mean I think maybe
Speaker 1: you know the same thing, Like maybe, but I don't
Speaker 1: think so, I mean Chris for sure would It's not
Speaker 1: even like there there And I know people are like,
Speaker 1: you don't know, there is just no way that man
Speaker 1: would ever. I just know how he operates. It would
Speaker 1: never be something he would do even if it was
Speaker 1: like it just there's just no way, there's no way.
Speaker 1: It's just he's curse. Is it worse if you're in
Speaker 1: a relationship with someone who cheats or if you're like dating,
Speaker 1: like in the courting process and the guy starts cheating, Well,
Speaker 1: like yeah, right, what's worse when it's like solid when
Speaker 1: you're dating, It's like yeah, when it's solid, it hurts more. No,
Speaker 1: in the beginning, you think, what do you think? I
Speaker 1: think you're official? Yeah, if it's like at the starting stages,
Speaker 1: because then it's like, oh he chose her over me,
Speaker 1: you know, because it's kind of like are competing for
Speaker 1: the status, right right? Right? Right? Um? I yeah, I
Speaker 1: can see that like in the beginning where you're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I could see feeling like working it out in a relationship.
Speaker 1: You could work it out because it's probably due to
Speaker 1: some kind of uh deficiency you have in your relationship.
Speaker 1: But I would say that a lot of guys straight
Speaker 1: in the beginning stages because they're getting scared that they're
Speaker 1: never going to funk again because they're falling in love,
Speaker 1: so you might as well get it done before you
Speaker 1: get to yes. And I think that it's also normal too,
Speaker 1: Like I think that way more people cheat, like whenever
Speaker 1: someone cheats or it comes out like people cheat. I've
Speaker 1: talked about this on the show, like why are we
Speaker 1: surprised that Adam Levine cheated on his wife? Give me
Speaker 1: a fucking break, Like, I mean, it's just it happens
Speaker 1: so much more. I'm always like, where are people finding
Speaker 1: the time to meet people and like develop relationships outside
Speaker 1: of their own relationships? Relationships are exhausting and take all
Speaker 1: of your time? Like I don't know, it's just judging
Speaker 1: from his d M, it's not like it's that much.
Speaker 1: He's just like, whoa wow, rad body solid take that
Speaker 1: doesn't take how much time? Yeah, that's a good point,
Speaker 1: my daughter, After you sum there, I know we all
Speaker 1: isn't that it's all water under the bridge now. He's
Speaker 1: like when Kelly Clarkson now just like talking about how
Speaker 1: much what a good how hard it is to be
Speaker 1: a dad? How did you get over How did you
Speaker 1: get over it? At him? Oh you mean you paid
Speaker 1: publicists thousands of dollars to cover the story uprom the
Speaker 1: internet create other stories about so weird, distracted from it,
Speaker 1: Like you don't even know what other stories came up
Speaker 1: that week because they wanted like that. We're probably generated
Speaker 1: by the Adam Levine camp to distract, Like our media
Speaker 1: is not to be trusted. Everything is just so eno
Speaker 1: that I again, I don't want him to lose everything.
Speaker 1: I think cheating is so pedestrian at this point that
Speaker 1: it's almost like who gives a funk? But I also
Speaker 1: don't want to act like it's I don't know it's um,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I've I've one time a guy that I
Speaker 1: was dating made out with another girl, but he was
Speaker 1: so drunk he thought it was me, and I definitely
Speaker 1: it's I know that sounds like nicky, you're gullible. No,
Speaker 1: you guys don't understand how drunk this guy used to get.
Speaker 1: He literally thought it was me, Like he used to
Speaker 1: like hallucinate when he would drink. And the next day
Speaker 1: I was like, I heard you made out with a girl.
Speaker 1: At this part, He's like, I thought it was you,
Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, I thought it was you.
Speaker 1: I was like, I really I believed him because and
Speaker 1: I still believe him, and I know you're like gullible, No,
Speaker 1: you don't know what a alcoholic this guy was and
Speaker 1: he had no reason to cheat up. It was like,
Speaker 1: I'll see him being in a relationship with you. I
Speaker 1: thought you were someone else. Yes, totally, that's how drunk
Speaker 1: he was. He was such a mess, but he um. Also,
Speaker 1: when people are drunk, you're like, you gotta kind of
Speaker 1: excuse it. I'm sorry, Like you don't excuse the drunkenness.
Speaker 1: That's a problem. Like you're dating someone who is escaping
Speaker 1: their feelings to the point where they're doing things that
Speaker 1: they don't even know what they're doing. But when you
Speaker 1: are black out drunk, you are not to be accountable
Speaker 1: for your actions. I do not think I honestly think
Speaker 1: it should be like an excuse in a court of
Speaker 1: law that someone's blackout drunk, because I have said and
Speaker 1: done things that I cannot stand by and would never
Speaker 1: have done if I was sober. Um So when someone
Speaker 1: that's what they say, does it bring out your real intentions?
Speaker 1: But what it does is like if you know you're
Speaker 1: drunk who does bad things like that, you should then
Speaker 1: then you are accountable. You're like, but if you if
Speaker 1: you don't, if you get so drunk and it's like
Speaker 1: the first time you drank or something and you cheat
Speaker 1: on your boyfriend, let it go, boyfriend, she didn't know
Speaker 1: he's going to do that. Cheating, Yes, it makes but
Speaker 1: you know we talked about this before too. If you
Speaker 1: get cheated on and you're like, were you drunk and
Speaker 1: the guys like no, You're like, can you just say
Speaker 1: you were so that it doesn't feel so Tuesday, I
Speaker 1: was reading a book and then I fucked her. It's like, what, no, dude,
Speaker 1: just say you bombs. I haven't drinking ten years. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: in between chapter seven and eight, I fucked her and
Speaker 1: I was like, I really like love her too. But
Speaker 1: I think there are different levels of cheating. A cheating
Speaker 1: of like fucking someone or like meeting something Like fucking
Speaker 1: is a lot, but like making out or like hooking
Speaker 1: up with someone you meet at a bar or like
Speaker 1: in Vegas, or like somewhere at a party where it's
Speaker 1: like you could just walk into another room and if
Speaker 1: there's like plan cheating, that also is another level of
Speaker 1: like what's going on in your relationship? Like people cheat
Speaker 1: all the time to just get out of relationships, you know,
Speaker 1: Like that is another thing where it's like people are
Speaker 1: lonely in their relationships. Someone comes along. Do you know
Speaker 1: how many people you know in relationships who got together
Speaker 1: because that relationship started from them cheating? So many and
Speaker 1: they're not going to tell you. They always have a
Speaker 1: story of like we've we used to work together and
Speaker 1: then we got together after I broke up with my boyfriend.
Speaker 1: No they didn't, No, they didn't, And you're probably overlap.
Speaker 1: It doesn't overlap, but it does. Like my old um,
Speaker 1: you know Dr ABUSEV used to tell me, like sometimes
Speaker 1: people need a lily pad sometimes they That's just the
Speaker 1: way it is. Like if you're not a bad person,
Speaker 1: sometimes you get a relationship. You need to know that
Speaker 1: there's someone else who will like you, and it happens
Speaker 1: so often. Speaking of Dr Busef, I got a text
Speaker 1: from my old therapist who of nowhere Wednesday, not Thursday
Speaker 1: night out of nowhere. It just said watch uh work
Speaker 1: in my back shave you're back watch working Moms, and
Speaker 1: she wrote work in wo r k I N. But
Speaker 1: the show is called Working Moms. It's a show about
Speaker 1: mothers who like work. I don't know, it's like a
Speaker 1: funny show. And I was like, what does this mean.
Speaker 1: She's not I have not touched her in seven years.
Speaker 1: Our last interaction was I'm done, I can't do this,
Speaker 1: and like it wasn't like a good splitting she got me. Um,
Speaker 1: she sucked over my insurance because she called them because
Speaker 1: she was like apparently hurt by me canceling her. So
Speaker 1: she told the insurance that all these things that they
Speaker 1: all of a sudden had a list of pre existing
Speaker 1: conditions for me that I never gave them, and they
Speaker 1: were refused to cover my therapy after her because of
Speaker 1: what she called to tell them, Like she really like
Speaker 1: fucked me over. And then I get a text. Remember
Speaker 1: this is watching and she's eighty four or five six
Speaker 1: seven eight by now by the way, she's in her eighties,
Speaker 1: and she just wrote watch Working Moms. And I got
Speaker 1: this text at you know, twelve o'clock at night on
Speaker 1: the East coast and she's on the West coast. So no,
Speaker 1: she doesn't drink and and everyone's like, oh she it's
Speaker 1: about you having a bay b And I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: I went to see her seven years ago. I wasn't
Speaker 1: even talking about kids back then, I was talking. She
Speaker 1: thinks she would always tell me I'm not funny, and
Speaker 1: she would always tell me what funny things to watch
Speaker 1: so that I would be more funny because I was
Speaker 1: not funny in sessions, and so I think she was
Speaker 1: really like the show's funny Nikki should watch it and
Speaker 1: made me her think of me. It was so weird,
Speaker 1: though I didn't right back. It gave me. I started
Speaker 1: having heart palpitations as soon as she texted me. It
Speaker 1: was so it was so upsetting. Um more like the
Speaker 1: working aspect now, Like here's people that work a ton
Speaker 1: but also still have a relationship and kids, and yet
Speaker 1: they still are so productive. I would feel like that
Speaker 1: would be something that you guys talked about. Never. No,
Speaker 1: I never talked about kids, like not kids, but just
Speaker 1: being just overworked and still having a life. I guess
Speaker 1: h No, she used to think that I didn't like.
Speaker 1: She was not impressed by anything I did. Ever, I
Speaker 1: got to see I got my first TV show when
Speaker 1: we were together, and I was so proud to be like,
Speaker 1: I have a TV show. And their posters in the
Speaker 1: New York subway that she would ride with my face
Speaker 1: on them, and she never acknowledged it. She never would say.
Speaker 1: She's like, so I don't like I don't like you
Speaker 1: anymore or less because of that doesn't matter to me.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, and then she asked me to write
Speaker 1: a blurb for her husband's book, and I go, does
Speaker 1: it not matter? Now? Like, why do you want me
Speaker 1: to write a blurb if you don't think my fame
Speaker 1: or anything matters. Um. Also, Taylor Swift just announced a tour.
Speaker 1: I'm freaking out. Oh you just saw that. I mean,
Speaker 1: I just saw that. I saw a text this morning
Speaker 1: for my friend. I thought I was dreaming it was
Speaker 1: in my dream that she was going on tour. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's Um, it's happening as early as March. Um, I'm
Speaker 1: so excited. I'm taking some months off next year and
Speaker 1: I see that those are times where she's going to
Speaker 1: be places She's not going to St. Louis though, Um,
Speaker 1: when did these go on tour? Do we or go
Speaker 1: on sale? Do we know? I don't know that, Okay,
Speaker 1: I think, but I did see that. Yeah, she was
Speaker 1: going to Chicago. I guess that's the closest place if
Speaker 1: you were in. Yeah, I feel like you're gonna sell
Speaker 1: within seconds. I mean, I don't know, how do you buy? Um,
Speaker 1: you talked to your agent or manager or you going
Speaker 1: to stop up and pay you know, tens of thousands.
Speaker 1: I mean it's going to be so expensive. Um. But
Speaker 1: Taylor Sis also is a woman of the people, so
Speaker 1: I see her making it so that we can all go.
Speaker 1: I see some way. It's called the aristour. Um. Phoebe
Speaker 1: Bridgers is opening for her, who is one of my
Speaker 1: favorites him, Girl in Red, another favorite, Muna, I don't
Speaker 1: know them, Gail Gracie, Abrams and Owen and Paramore and
Speaker 1: Boba Dooby. That's a lot of openers. Yeah. No, it's
Speaker 1: like switching off. They're switching off, Muna. I sent you,
Speaker 1: um a couple of songs from them. Okay, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: where we're wearing in a bell. Yeah. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. I don't think I could go to
Speaker 1: any of the Phoebe Bridgers opening ones though, fuck uh.
Speaker 1: Girl in Red is a amazing though, and those are
Speaker 1: the ones that I can go to. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: She's it's kind of around my birthday. I think I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I'm probably gonna go to I'm hoping to go
Speaker 1: to ten of them. Final thought, I really want to
Speaker 1: go to as many as I can forever and ever. Amen,
Speaker 1: all right, let's go to reddit dub. This is your
Speaker 1: reddit dom alrighty um. This is from ask Women and
Speaker 1: it says what is a gross yet harmless habit you have?
Speaker 1: And I just want to share some of these because
Speaker 1: they made me feel less gross and also, um not
Speaker 1: like way more gross than these people think they are.
Speaker 1: A girl said, picking my nose. I can't stand it
Speaker 1: when things get crusty in there. Um, how else are
Speaker 1: you going to get things out? I know, with a tissue,
Speaker 1: but sometimes you've got to grab it and you need
Speaker 1: to have like a grip on it, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I picked my nose too much. Only causes Alzheimer's. I
Speaker 1: saw something, but picking your nose. Yeah, I don't just
Speaker 1: say that. I swear it was an article. When my
Speaker 1: lips are dry, I pick off the dry skin. I
Speaker 1: usually do this if I'm anxious, which is like a lot.
Speaker 1: I've done that before. You just bite little pieces of
Speaker 1: skin off. I mean I do that with my nails,
Speaker 1: like my cuticles. I love biting cuticles. It's the best.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I grab my boobs or my ass for no
Speaker 1: actual reason. Um, that's not a gross habit. I played
Speaker 1: my own kids sometimes when I jerk off, is that weird?
Speaker 1: That really grosses me out. That's gross the imagery that
Speaker 1: I just got the jerking off aspect. And then like
Speaker 1: you're it's like you you don't even like your tits.
Speaker 1: I know, it's just like I hate thing. I think.
Speaker 1: I just imagine with your shirt on, also going with
Speaker 1: your hand under Oh god, um oh yeah yeah, like
Speaker 1: going up the shirt. Keep your like I left, I
Speaker 1: left the brawn you like go yeah you feel Yeah,
Speaker 1: these days, I stay home most of the time. So
Speaker 1: lately I've gone three to four days without showering. I
Speaker 1: will change my underwear and clean my area. Oh that's
Speaker 1: not gross. How you cleaning? It's like gross. I mean
Speaker 1: like three or four days is pretty long time. But
Speaker 1: like I just like, don't wash my hair for maybe
Speaker 1: that long. Sometimes I think I'm going on day three
Speaker 1: to day three or four right now with my hair,
Speaker 1: But I get in there and I scrub everything else. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you've got to change your underwear every day. I mean,
Speaker 1: that is is foul to wear the same pear. If
Speaker 1: you can wear the same pair of underwear two days
Speaker 1: in a row, I'm telling you, if I take off
Speaker 1: my underwear for anything, whether it's sex, whether it's like
Speaker 1: to change into a different outfit, and then I change back,
Speaker 1: if I've worn those underwear for more than three minutes,
Speaker 1: I'm not putting them back on. I do not reput
Speaker 1: on underwear is so gross to me. But you know
Speaker 1: that's just my women's underwear is just so in there.
Speaker 1: You know, if you wore boxers, different story. What do
Speaker 1: you mean? I mean, I think you're used to Brenna
Speaker 1: wearing like thongs. What do you wear like like a
Speaker 1: whitey tidies. No, I just wear like bikini. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: that's not a song in the I'm just saying compared
Speaker 1: to Oh yeah, it's kind of like more loose. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like you're underware. If it didn't have anything on, it
Speaker 1: would be weird. It would be there was no smell
Speaker 1: at all. And that's not it sounds bad. It just yeah,
Speaker 1: that is weird. You're right before showering, I scratched my
Speaker 1: scalp to pick off the dandruff. Sometimes they come off
Speaker 1: in big pieces, and I like to look at them. Um,
Speaker 1: I would probably like to eat them if I did
Speaker 1: have dandrup, but I don't because we learned that from
Speaker 1: a twenty three and me test. Do you ever pick
Speaker 1: off your dandruff and eat it or look at it?
Speaker 1: I don't eat it. I eat my skin off my fingers.
Speaker 1: But um, yeah, I do have dan druff and I
Speaker 1: like to sometimes rub my head until it goes all
Speaker 1: over my black shirt and then you go, jingle bells,
Speaker 1: little bell stinking I'm you see Heidi Klum's outfit no
Speaker 1: a lot of skim Now this this Halloween she dressed
Speaker 1: is like a disgusting worm and it looks like a
Speaker 1: colon like she it's so funny that can I show
Speaker 1: you this picture of her own red carpet. It's so
Speaker 1: funny I posted on my Instagram story. You guys, um,
Speaker 1: but look at Hardy Clum on the red carpet. She's
Speaker 1: being interviewed and and she has to lay down on
Speaker 1: the carpet because I guess she can't stand in this
Speaker 1: and it is so disturbing looking. Oh my god, oh my,
Speaker 1: is that her head in there? Oh my god, That's
Speaker 1: how I feel on the inside. That does look like
Speaker 1: the inside of a colon. Holy sh it's for Halloween.
Speaker 1: She's like, I want to be ugly. I want to
Speaker 1: take it to the caarture. I want to really scare
Speaker 1: everyone by being nor looking. I mean, but she really
Speaker 1: goes out like she really loves to look just disgusting. Um.
Speaker 1: Someone said, sometimes if I forget to brush my teeth,
Speaker 1: I'll scrape at them with my fingernail and wipe the
Speaker 1: plaque on stuff. Do you do that. I used to
Speaker 1: do that with like my back teeth. I'd have some
Speaker 1: build up and I get on my finger now and
Speaker 1: from not brushing them. No, uh, we know Andrew didn't
Speaker 1: brush the teeth, but no, do not brush your teeth
Speaker 1: sometimes like the brush wouldn't get it. But now I
Speaker 1: have a pick right right. I love taking us. And
Speaker 1: then like your plaque builds up inside, like down in
Speaker 1: the bottom teeth on the inside. Sometimes it will. And
Speaker 1: I love to take a tweezers and I pull open
Speaker 1: the tweezers so that I can get a good angle
Speaker 1: and give it more. And then I get in there.
Speaker 1: And if that's what they use at the dentist, I
Speaker 1: guess so yeah, yeah, and um oh man, that is
Speaker 1: so satisfying your teeth and get a taste in your
Speaker 1: mouth somehow, I don't know what that's for. Um, how
Speaker 1: often are you brushing your teeth now? I'm good now
Speaker 1: one or two a day, definitely before before I go
Speaker 1: to sleep, but not sometimes not in the morning. Actually, no,
Speaker 1: I've been doing it to a day to a day.
Speaker 1: I've been I've been pretty consistent. Yeah, I mean I'm
Speaker 1: pretty like normal now, which is weird dishes and all that. Ship.
Speaker 1: But that's great. Okay, this is from Damn. That's interesting.
Speaker 1: I'm glad that you were finally having habits that four
Speaker 1: year olds have. Ye. Look I caught up. Look we
Speaker 1: all grow up. So it's hard when you don't learn
Speaker 1: those things. And I am proud of you. Damn. That's interesting.
Speaker 1: Is the sub breddit and this is good just so
Speaker 1: you know for people who eat pizza, like who get
Speaker 1: pizza regularly. Um, you get more pizza in an eighteen
Speaker 1: inch than you do in to twelve inch pizzas. What
Speaker 1: don't you think to twelve inch pizzas would give you
Speaker 1: more pizza? Yeah, but you they've done that. You know,
Speaker 1: there's the math you can do, and you get two
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty four square inches in a eighteen inch
Speaker 1: peach and you get two D twenty six. So two
Speaker 1: hundred fifty four versus two six. So always get the
Speaker 1: bigger pizza as opposed to two smaller ones most of
Speaker 1: the time that's going to be give you more. That's wild,
Speaker 1: I mean circumference. I mean you would think, you know,
Speaker 1: to six inch penises would be smaller in a thirteen
Speaker 1: inch penis. You would think, I mean, no, wight, no,
Speaker 1: to six inch penises will be bigger than a ten
Speaker 1: inch penis, which it is. Uh, but you're talking about
Speaker 1: like radiant, like the diameter. Yeah, I know, it's just
Speaker 1: that's yeah, I lost you penis pizza. Okay. This is
Speaker 1: from Ask Women Again and it says which couple would
Speaker 1: be would be the best representation of your desired relationship?
Speaker 1: Like if you had did is a couple real or
Speaker 1: fictional as an ideal for your own desired relationship? Who
Speaker 1: would you pick? And why? I bet a lot of
Speaker 1: people would pick Brenna and Andrew because of just what
Speaker 1: they think. Like, you know, we all pick couples based
Speaker 1: on what they show us on Instagram, don't you think? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think I think we have a lot of things
Speaker 1: in common, a lot of sensibilities similar. We look alike,
Speaker 1: we look like we could be cousins. People like that
Speaker 1: for some reason. Oh you look alike, you guys should
Speaker 1: fucking fuck It's like what that's wait, people say that
Speaker 1: to you, maybe me, that you look like. I mean
Speaker 1: that we have similar features. I think that's been told me,
Speaker 1: told to me before. Interesting. Okay, yeah, but do you
Speaker 1: think you could like dat? Al you never dated a blond,
Speaker 1: blue eyed man, right, Yeah, But I don't feel like
Speaker 1: that's my main look like Chris and I do. I
Speaker 1: always tell Chris we look like because you are attracted
Speaker 1: to people that you look like, because I don't know why.
Speaker 1: You and Chris big big white smiles, and we have
Speaker 1: kind of like round her eyes, and yeah, we have
Speaker 1: a good jaws. I think, decent hairlines. I mean mine's
Speaker 1: a little by have a bigger forehead than he has. Um. Okay,
Speaker 1: so people had listed um more Tisha and Gomez Adams
Speaker 1: my gothic and morbid taste. Aside, they're so supportive and
Speaker 1: passionate for each other. I thought that was sweet. Um.
Speaker 1: Someone said, my wife and I are are two D
Speaker 1: two and C three p O and it works for us.
Speaker 1: I want to do stupid ship. She tells me all
Speaker 1: the things that will go wrong if I do stupid Ship.
Speaker 1: I drive off whistling, and she follows off, and she
Speaker 1: follows going, oh dear, and it all works out in
Speaker 1: the end. Um. Someone said, Leslie Nope and Ben Wyatt
Speaker 1: from Parks and rec Um, Linda Belcher from Bob's Burger's
Speaker 1: what would know? Who is Rob Rob Zombie and Sherry
Speaker 1: Moon Zombie? Oh so, because they're so like supportive of
Speaker 1: each other, and they kind of have like a similar style.
Speaker 1: And he puts her in like his movies, so you
Speaker 1: see how much he loves her. And I just remember
Speaker 1: one time I was on The Monsters. No, not yet,
Speaker 1: but I want to hear it's fucking terrible. Chris on
Speaker 1: his radio show was doing a thing called the Monster's
Speaker 1: Challenge to see how long you could get through it
Speaker 1: before you gave up on it. You have to do
Speaker 1: the Mounster's Challenge sixteen minutes. Okay, but anyway, Yes, you
Speaker 1: were on a flight. One time I was on a flight, um,
Speaker 1: and they were in first class or whatever, and he
Speaker 1: was putting her bag away for her. He just like
Speaker 1: I could just tell he loves her so much. So
Speaker 1: they're my sweet favorite celebrities Cheron and his wife Cherry
Speaker 1: I think her name is Yes, there's there's something we
Speaker 1: put on when celebrities are like, when did you meet her?
Speaker 1: Did she know you before you became famous? And you
Speaker 1: find out they went to high school together, and you're like,
Speaker 1: Charlie Pith is now dating someone hometown he said, like,
Speaker 1: but that's what makes sense because the person everyone thinks
Speaker 1: like I did the same thing. I'm like with someone
Speaker 1: who kind of felt like I knew me before stuff,
Speaker 1: Because anyone you meet afterwards kind of put you on
Speaker 1: a pedestal that you've never really put yourself on, and
Speaker 1: it feels unnatural and it feels like you can't live
Speaker 1: up to that. Um. Ryan Reynolds Lively, Oh sorry, Yes,
Speaker 1: I like when Howard was like to Charlie Pooth when
Speaker 1: he goes, uh so did she treat like ship like
Speaker 1: she but then you want her over when you became favorite. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would say Howard and Beth I would take their relationship.
Speaker 1: They love each other so much, it's so respectful and
Speaker 1: sweet and they just like don't need anyone else but
Speaker 1: them it's probably codependent, but I like it. Um. I
Speaker 1: would take um, oh, the couple that Noah I sent you,
Speaker 1: the girl that I've sent One other bestie asked me
Speaker 1: for the girl that is so triggering on Instagram. I
Speaker 1: had to like, I couldn't do it. I asked me,
Speaker 1: I know, I'm not going to send it. I got
Speaker 1: really weak and I send it to one bestie. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: don't don't ask. Don't ask Noah either. She's not gonna
Speaker 1: give it to you. Um, but I said it to
Speaker 1: you know what? Did you give that a gander and
Speaker 1: look at their relationship? I did. I thought it was
Speaker 1: a little performative, to be honest. Interesting. I think that
Speaker 1: they tricked to me then, because I thought it was
Speaker 1: like actually fun. Like there was this one video where
Speaker 1: they set up the camera and they you could tell
Speaker 1: that they were just shooting it for themselves and like
Speaker 1: just having a romantic moment. And I watched that with
Speaker 1: like so much like longing and like they're so sweet
Speaker 1: And I will say yesterday Matt posted a thing of
Speaker 1: about Anya on his Instagram that made me I actually
Speaker 1: think Matt Noyes relationship I really love um because I'm
Speaker 1: around that always get on tour and he is just
Speaker 1: loves her so much, is so just enamored with her
Speaker 1: and like says yes dear, and like honey and calls
Speaker 1: her babe and like I just love that stuff. And um,
Speaker 1: he wrote on Instagram. He put a picture up of
Speaker 1: her on Instagram and he wrote, it's cool to be
Speaker 1: blown away by your partner, girlfriend, lover co pet parents,
Speaker 1: best friend. So sweet. I showed Chris and I was like,
Speaker 1: isn't this sweet? Do you want to to post something
Speaker 1: like that someday? I didn't say that, but I was like,
Speaker 1: would you make sure you tag me? Just know that
Speaker 1: this is sweet? But we watched Love is Blind yesterday
Speaker 1: and I got watching that. Have you watched? What episode
Speaker 1: are you up to? Third? Okay, it's we'll talk about
Speaker 1: it tomorrow maybe blind. Everyone, you learned so much, You
Speaker 1: learned so much watching with av watch a little bit
Speaker 1: the new new season. Okay, we'll talk about it tomorrow.
Speaker 1: We can talk about it tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, I can't wait. Okay,
Speaker 1: Love is Blind? Um, thank you guys so much for
Speaker 1: listening to the podcast. Uh, don't be good there, agiack
Speaker 1: but scared