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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Nick Here, Nikki, Hello here, I

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Speaker 1: am Snicki Glaser Podcast. Welcome to the show. It's Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: I'm back in Los Angeles, California. UM Andrews in St. Louis.

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Speaker 1: Noah is in Arizona. She has a new wall that

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Speaker 1: she painted just right behind her. That's all she painted

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Speaker 1: was the space behind her. Um. But it's your house.

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Speaker 1: You can do what you want to. Did you tell yeah?

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Speaker 1: Can you the yes? I can come on. So this

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Speaker 1: is bad, Andrew. You forget that we have an audio podcast.

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Speaker 1: But that's okay. Let's see right now. No, we can't.

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Speaker 1: I can't see. You're on a little sliver. So this

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Speaker 1: was this is a failed attempt. But it's funny. It's

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Speaker 1: a maximum. Yeah. You just do what you can, you know.

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Speaker 1: It's where did you go get the paint? Um? I

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Speaker 1: went to Sherwin Williams because my sister use that. And

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Speaker 1: what is there? Isn't it like s now S trust

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Speaker 1: now trust Sherwan Williams. Never I feel like they have

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Speaker 1: found about right? Yeah, well, I'm just going to the

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Speaker 1: home depot, Like what do you how do you know

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Speaker 1: where to go? I would have gone down? Did they

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Speaker 1: walk in. Do they make you like go like, do

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Speaker 1: they go like, what are you painting? What do you what?

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Speaker 1: Kind of like do they give you a bunch of

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Speaker 1: do they make it a whole thing? Or you just like,

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Speaker 1: I just want to yellow. Just make it easy, because

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Speaker 1: I'm already stressed out about going to buy paint for

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Speaker 1: a room that I don't I'm not painting. What I

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Speaker 1: chose Sherwin Williams because my sister in law used them

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Speaker 1: for her house. And I was like, okay, great, now

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Speaker 1: I know where to go less options. And I found

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Speaker 1: uh like five colors that I was thinking about on Pinterest.

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Speaker 1: So I just went there and I was I want yeah,

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Speaker 1: took them home, hung them up on the wall for

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Speaker 1: a couple of days, and then landed on this one.

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Speaker 1: And I hated it when I when I started painting,

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Speaker 1: and I hated it. It looks like, I mean, I

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Speaker 1: don't know if your color is off, but it looks

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Speaker 1: like beige. It looks like a or a yellowie beige.

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Speaker 1: It's double lot, double latte. Oh my god, that's kind

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Speaker 1: of what I get. So I kind of like it

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Speaker 1: because and syvia would enhances white people's skin tone. My yeah,

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Speaker 1: my my bronze are kind of goes with my bronzer,

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Speaker 1: so I'll keep it. Yeah, that's nice. I like it,

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Speaker 1: like watching a paint get mixed. It's very relaxing to

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Speaker 1: see it in the store when they're just spinning it off.

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Speaker 1: So you've gotten to buy paint too, like twice. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's you know, you're like you have like they give

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Speaker 1: you a brown stick for some reason. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what you really do with that. Yeah. Oh yeah. We

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Speaker 1: painted in my bedroom on my reality show. That was

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Speaker 1: so fun to like open the paint and just like

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Speaker 1: and it's I mean the whole time my mom was

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Speaker 1: just like, Dicky, you're gotta get it everywhere, and she

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Speaker 1: was right, but it was just I think I was

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Speaker 1: just filled with anxiety any kind of paint. I'm just

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Speaker 1: I think my mom has placed a ample amount of

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Speaker 1: just complete anxiety and concern over me spilling paint. So

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Speaker 1: I don't like paint at all. I don't like nail,

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Speaker 1: but I'm really good with nail polished people are like

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Speaker 1: I think some people go, how did you do your

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Speaker 1: own nail? They'll sometimes watch me do my nails and

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Speaker 1: they're like, how are you doing that? And I'm like,

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Speaker 1: how do you not do this? Like? What are people

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Speaker 1: people paint their nails like they're a three year old?

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Speaker 1: I guess some people, but it's very easy. I don't.

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Speaker 1: I definitely going to get your nails done is like

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Speaker 1: a better option because they're definitely they get they cut

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Speaker 1: your cuticles and everything, and they can get like a

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Speaker 1: tighter gloss, like more close to your nail. But no,

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Speaker 1: what do you ever paint your nails like some women

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Speaker 1: I've I've heard her like I could never do that,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, it's just like just it's it's I'm

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Speaker 1: not trying to act like I'm a genius or something.

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Speaker 1: I just don't understand what's so hard about it. What's

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Speaker 1: hard about it is painting my right hand with my

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Speaker 1: left hand. It's always shaky. Let me give you the tip.

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Speaker 1: Hold your hold your left hand steady, like put your

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Speaker 1: hand with the paint on like you know, wrist, rest

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Speaker 1: your wrist on the table so that's steady, and then

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Speaker 1: you move your right hand along the brush. Oh, if

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Speaker 1: that makes sense. That's not what I do, because I

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Speaker 1: guess I can paint with my left hand, but that

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Speaker 1: is a thing that you can do if you're having

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Speaker 1: the shakes. Um. But also my problem with nail paint

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Speaker 1: of them at least, because it takes really thirty five

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Speaker 1: to forty minutes before they're solid. And even then, if

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Speaker 1: and you nick it just enough, it's still soft enough

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Speaker 1: that it can just like you know, cake frosting just

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Speaker 1: scoop up on your nail. And but I feel like

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Speaker 1: at a nail salon they kind of like make you

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Speaker 1: stay and they're like monitoring you. They're little dryers for

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Speaker 1: your hands. Yeah, yeah, they do those, and you can

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Speaker 1: get them for your home. But like that's why girls

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Speaker 1: do gel nails or I do Sally Hanson like rapid,

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Speaker 1: will always bump them. But the girls have patients to

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Speaker 1: do their own nails and then they don't destroy that. Like,

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Speaker 1: my nails look perfect when I get done with them,

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Speaker 1: destroyed within minutes from me. Uh forgetting to take out

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Speaker 1: my invisilne and I have to do it and then

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Speaker 1: I go off in there and I scrape it on

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Speaker 1: there or pants or digging in something for your purse. Um,

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Speaker 1: but gel nails, those are the ones that cost more.

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Speaker 1: But they dry right away and they are hard as

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Speaker 1: rocks as soon as you leased. And that is that

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Speaker 1: was like the greatest thing to ever happen. Is you

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Speaker 1: don't have to wait at the nail salon forever and

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Speaker 1: just sound like idiot just looking out the window with

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Speaker 1: your nails and that little dryer, like just a dumb girl,

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Speaker 1: just like looking out the window. I just feel like

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Speaker 1: such an orphan whenever I'm at the nail salon looking

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Speaker 1: out the window with my name. You can't be on

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Speaker 1: your phone, right, yeah, you can't. You can't do anything

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Speaker 1: kind of cranes towards the window, like, oh, some day

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Speaker 1: somewhere I'll be adopted out. Maybe you could pay someone

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Speaker 1: else there to go through your phone for you, like

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Speaker 1: you know another person that would it's not a bad idea,

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Speaker 1: you know, pay them an extra thirty and they'll scroll through.

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Speaker 1: But I mean, can you imagine looking through your phone

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Speaker 1: and it's going through Instagram with someone else. Have you

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Speaker 1: even got Brenna like look over your shoulder when you're

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Speaker 1: her up. I don't know, something something terrible, you know, like, oh,

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Speaker 1: these are your deepest, darkest thoughts, but you're just looking

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Speaker 1: at n feet is like very personalized to you. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm not ashamed of mine, and I kind of like

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Speaker 1: when Chris looks at mine or I get to look

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Speaker 1: at his because I'm like, oh my god, it's so

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Speaker 1: different than mine, Like the things we look at. Although

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Speaker 1: I've said it before, our reddits are like the same,

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Speaker 1: except he follows f one things, um, and so we're

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Speaker 1: of our phones. But yeah, people's feeds are so different.

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Speaker 1: It is a weird thing when like, you probably don't

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Speaker 1: I'll sometimes just like go down, uh a rabbit hole,

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Speaker 1: I guess, of just looking at some like I'll see

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Speaker 1: or something like I love cookies. Yeah, cookie pirate, and

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Speaker 1: so cookie pirate is like hashtag. But then you go

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Speaker 1: when you look at cookie pirates, so you go down,

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Speaker 1: you like through eight clicks, you find like the hottest,

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Speaker 1: that does that, that is a bad fucking look. It's weird,

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Speaker 1: it's suspicious and every time you go on someone's is

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Speaker 1: million others. I'm just like, it's like what I said

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Speaker 1: it has like hundreds of people in line or you're

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Speaker 1: you're just like one of the masses, it like makes

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Speaker 1: me grossed out, Like have your own sing go like

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Speaker 1: someone who like like whoa when people like um like

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Speaker 1: Billie Eilish's post where she's just like powdering like I'm

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Speaker 1: cold and it's just her tits and I just like,

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Speaker 1: I'm just like, you're a forty year old man. Stop

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Speaker 1: thinking Billie Eilish's for the music. Yeah, like her, like

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Speaker 1: her like new new single I'm a pouty little girl. Dude.

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Speaker 1: I think though, like what would be creepier or what

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Speaker 1: would like if the problem is they either have eighteen

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Speaker 1: million followers or they have like five followers. And then

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Speaker 1: if you're like liking a random girl who's hot who

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Speaker 1: only has like sios, that could be even worse, you

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Speaker 1: you are sucking her in a relationship, you don't write

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Speaker 1: still write things under mine. I'm not talking. Those people

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Speaker 1: We went she was really into it and it was

425
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:43,639
Speaker 1: a really fun, like like that look it was cheaper,

426
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:48,080
Speaker 1: gives it cheaper. Find the green dress somewhere that. Did

427
00:22:48,119 --> 00:22:51,080
Speaker 1: you order the stuff online? No, we just went to

428
00:22:51,359 --> 00:22:53,520
Speaker 1: uh what with the white stuff. It was the day

429
00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:55,480
Speaker 1: of so we just we got at North from Rack.

430
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:58,680
Speaker 1: We got the pants and the belt and uh we

431
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:01,240
Speaker 1: got the thing from Mike. I don't even know what's

432
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:03,960
Speaker 1: in Michael's. I don't even know what Michael's does. Michael

433
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:06,920
Speaker 1: smells so good. It's kind of fun in there. You

434
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,159
Speaker 1: feel like arts and crafts, like a little kid. The

435
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:12,720
Speaker 1: lighting is terrible, the ceilings are too low, but I

436
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,440
Speaker 1: love I love the smell and I love just like

437
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:18,320
Speaker 1: the old woman shuffling around in different aisles picking out

438
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:23,040
Speaker 1: dull eyes and like those little like pipe cleaners and

439
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:27,320
Speaker 1: like rubber stamps and just this one's two stories in

440
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:33,760
Speaker 1: yeah in like chest not Chesterfield, fuckingwhere no one cares. Yeah,

441
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:38,520
Speaker 1: you know when you get off Highway sixty four post.

442
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:41,960
Speaker 1: So it was a fun little like I don't know,

443
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:44,920
Speaker 1: I love doing those things. And I just picture like

444
00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:47,440
Speaker 1: the like a TikTok couple that does that like every

445
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,600
Speaker 1: two days. And I'm like we were done, like after

446
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:52,280
Speaker 1: we did it once, getting things together, getting things from

447
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:55,240
Speaker 1: the photo, posting it, We're like, all right, we're good

448
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:59,000
Speaker 1: for a year now. Like it was a really good collab.

449
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:03,400
Speaker 1: I know, doing um, doing couples outfits is fun. Chris

450
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:06,080
Speaker 1: and I have never been to This is oh my god, Chris,

451
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,560
Speaker 1: Chris is leaving right now. This is what we made

452
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:12,240
Speaker 1: it through. Halloween. We never have been together at a Halloween.

453
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:16,520
Speaker 1: We had a really good Halloween too. Yesterday was I mean,

454
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:18,080
Speaker 1: we we went to a show on Sunday night. But

455
00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:21,080
Speaker 1: then yesterday Chris was an amazing boyfriend to me all

456
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,160
Speaker 1: day long, and I appreciated him so much. Now he's

457
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:29,480
Speaker 1: taking out the recycling. Can you just say hi, I

458
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:36,160
Speaker 1: love you? He costume, he's still costume. Um I did.

459
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:43,960
Speaker 1: But yes, if you don't break boxes down, you're a monster. Correct,

460
00:24:44,119 --> 00:24:47,280
Speaker 1: it's fun. It kind of feels like the worst you've

461
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:50,760
Speaker 1: got to break the Chris agrees. If you to the

462
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:54,640
Speaker 1: people leaving boxes full in our I mean I take

463
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:57,840
Speaker 1: us before in our building, it says please. I mean,

464
00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:00,920
Speaker 1: our building is so clean. The service people, the people

465
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:04,400
Speaker 1: who clean it and service the building works so freaking hard.

466
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:06,960
Speaker 1: It is immaculate. It's one of the reasons I moved there.

467
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,280
Speaker 1: You just walked in, You're like, this place is nice.

468
00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:12,600
Speaker 1: The people who work here care for it even though

469
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,840
Speaker 1: they don't live here, and that's what you pay for.

470
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:19,639
Speaker 1: And these fucking slobs in our if you you know,

471
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:21,320
Speaker 1: if you're listening to the podcast and you live in

472
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:23,200
Speaker 1: my building, you know who you are. I know some

473
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:27,840
Speaker 1: people listen to the podcast, you're a fucking slab because

474
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:30,119
Speaker 1: I learned it working in retail when I had to

475
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:33,520
Speaker 1: take out garbage. Well, I learned from the sign in

476
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:36,960
Speaker 1: the storage room that says, please break down your boxes

477
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:40,480
Speaker 1: and put them next to the bin. So's they do

478
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:42,160
Speaker 1: everything for us. I mean, you don't have to even

479
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:44,680
Speaker 1: go down to another level. It's on your floor. Is

480
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,840
Speaker 1: a is a trash room. It says trash room on

481
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,720
Speaker 1: it because and you know what, that's an ample word

482
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:51,959
Speaker 1: for the people who go in there sometimes because they

483
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:55,920
Speaker 1: are trash. White trash. You know, white tress is not

484
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,080
Speaker 1: a nice term, but you are trash if you go

485
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:00,560
Speaker 1: in there and you just and by the way, on

486
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:04,119
Speaker 1: your box is your name and your apartment. And I

487
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:07,359
Speaker 1: have been so fucking tempted when they just throw their

488
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,640
Speaker 1: box and they're not broken down and sting someone else

489
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:12,680
Speaker 1: to do. You know what I want to do is

490
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:15,280
Speaker 1: take their box back and throw it in front of

491
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:17,200
Speaker 1: their door and knock on their door and run away

492
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:20,280
Speaker 1: and just go and leave a note that break it down.

493
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:24,160
Speaker 1: I'll break it down. You're a piece of ship down

494
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:26,360
Speaker 1: because all you do is think about yourself. You don't

495
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:28,320
Speaker 1: think about other people. You don't think that they're actually

496
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:30,359
Speaker 1: people who clean up after you. If you're one of

497
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:33,760
Speaker 1: the like I realized probably ten years ago, maybe it

498
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:36,439
Speaker 1: was probably twenty at this point, because you know when

499
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:38,760
Speaker 1: you realize that you've been saying ten years ago for something,

500
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:41,360
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, man, I gotta update that I'm

501
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:45,639
Speaker 1: so much older. Ten years ago I played yeah, yeah,

502
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:49,639
Speaker 1: my twenty year reunion is coming up in in a

503
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:52,320
Speaker 1: couple of weeks. I'm like, yeah, yea, so it's probably

504
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:56,720
Speaker 1: fifteen years and fifteen years ago. I just was like,

505
00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:01,520
Speaker 1: I just had a realization, Like, especially going to bars

506
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:05,480
Speaker 1: where people are drunk, girls, trash bathrooms. I mean, there's

507
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:09,359
Speaker 1: toilet paper everywhere, there's paper towels everywhere. I have not

508
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:12,480
Speaker 1: once in fifteen years, and now I make it a

509
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 1: thing of like, I've never left a piece of paper,

510
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:17,520
Speaker 1: whether it's a paper towel, whether it's a you know,

511
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:20,119
Speaker 1: you're pulling out the toilet paper and it's like, you know,

512
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:22,639
Speaker 1: you get little little pieces and they just fall. I

513
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:26,360
Speaker 1: pick up every single one because I remember one time,

514
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 1: and I know this is this is what I'm talking about.

515
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:31,120
Speaker 1: People don't you're an adult who doesn't realize that other

516
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:33,080
Speaker 1: people have to do that. If you don't do it,

517
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:35,520
Speaker 1: someone is going to have to bend over and do that.

518
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:37,439
Speaker 1: And the someone is the person that didn't even make

519
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:40,159
Speaker 1: the mess in the first place. And yes, that's their job. No,

520
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:42,639
Speaker 1: their job is to empty the bin in which you

521
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:48,399
Speaker 1: throw it in. You little trash raccoon, like it's not

522
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:52,159
Speaker 1: their job to pick up your because you were in

523
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,200
Speaker 1: a rush to get to your gate and just throw

524
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:57,119
Speaker 1: the paper towel and you know, oh they're already spilling

525
00:27:57,160 --> 00:28:00,280
Speaker 1: all over. There's no room. Push it down with another april.

526
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 1: I don't want to touch. I don't know what's in there.

527
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 1: Take a wat of paper towels and push it all down,

528
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:07,760
Speaker 1: keep it all in there. I'm a messy, trashy, gross person.

529
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,440
Speaker 1: If you look around my apartment, it looks like a bathroom.

530
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:14,159
Speaker 1: And you know, the Lower East Side in two thousand

531
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:16,760
Speaker 1: eight at like a punk show, like it's there is

532
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:20,760
Speaker 1: crack everywhere. Yeah, no one was there, but it's just

533
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:23,160
Speaker 1: people are gross. Anyway, back to Halloween, So you guys,

534
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 1: what party did you guys go to? And just in

535
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:29,159
Speaker 1: our building, in our building wait, this was on the

536
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 1: third floor we went to. Did this all for your

537
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 1: for our building? No, we did it for I did

538
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 1: it for the Instagram photo. Oh my god, that's so

539
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:43,520
Speaker 1: funny that things you do costumes now for Instagram. I honestly,

540
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:46,480
Speaker 1: that didn't would never occur to me. I was, well,

541
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:49,040
Speaker 1: we went we did do things. We went to I mean,

542
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:51,440
Speaker 1: my costume was just a tattoo on my back, so

543
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:53,959
Speaker 1: you didn't know until I lifted my shirt up. But um,

544
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 1: we went downstairs and we didn't know there was gonna

545
00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:59,720
Speaker 1: be a party to put out this whole tracurity whatever

546
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 1: a goddamn shit because when I retire, all right, you

547
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:08,520
Speaker 1: know it's been a good run. Um, I just want

548
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:10,640
Speaker 1: to thank you everybody. You're not gonna take some time

549
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:13,600
Speaker 1: away if you if you have eaten from the board.

550
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,560
Speaker 1: You need to know how to say it, all right,

551
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 1: teach it to me. Just let's say there's a gun,

552
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 1: dear head, and you have to get it right. And

553
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:25,840
Speaker 1: you're not trying to be cute about it, just really trying.

554
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 1: I'm really not trying to be cutie. Um, come on,

555
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 1: oh boy, game shot. I am dead city called the security.

556
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 1: One thing is like you've you've probably this word, especially

557
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:54,600
Speaker 1: with Bretta, a million times, and you still won't learn it,

558
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 1: Like do every single time? Do you just go? Do

559
00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 1: you just what happen wrong? I've said esthetician? Esthetician. I

560
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:04,960
Speaker 1: can't say that word either. There's like a few words

561
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,520
Speaker 1: that's just it's because you're lazy. It's not because you're

562
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 1: like you have. Don't make this about like but I

563
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:15,600
Speaker 1: have a condition. It's called dumb. I'm dumb. I can't

564
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:19,520
Speaker 1: do it's not I can't try. If you could remember

565
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:23,920
Speaker 1: Eminem's like, you know whatever, seven different levels of devil

566
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:28,960
Speaker 1: WASHIPI and horses, human sacrifies. You can memorize Charcuteri. Okay,

567
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:40,640
Speaker 1: do what you want. Q char q r q truck

568
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:50,800
Speaker 1: q turi truck q turi Yeah, char q turi as aesthetician,

569
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:58,960
Speaker 1: a stetician. Yeah, the aesthetician ate from the charquter reboard. Yeah,

570
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:03,800
Speaker 1: very nice, it's great. Okay, So they had a shark.

571
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,320
Speaker 1: I mean, it's funny to me that you know you

572
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 1: don't know that word, and yet you why can't you

573
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 1: just not mention I'm going to say the meat plate,

574
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 1: Well I would just skip if I didn't know was

575
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:18,160
Speaker 1: cheese and meat plate. I didn't know until I went

576
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,479
Speaker 1: for it. That's what they mean to you. They mean

577
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 1: like you have an esthetuation in your life who means

578
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 1: so much. You have a Charcuterie board that means so

579
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 1: much of you, Yet you won't learn what those I mean.

580
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:29,520
Speaker 1: They're both very similar kind of words. They're both the

581
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:35,120
Speaker 1: same amount of syllables. They just I think not easy words.

582
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 1: I think we can all agree, we get where it

583
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 1: comes from. Okay. So they had a board, a cheese

584
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:43,200
Speaker 1: and meat board. Yeah, and then it was literally just

585
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 1: us and this like two seventy five year old couples

586
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 1: were at the party. And then there was a there

587
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:54,840
Speaker 1: was a ton of people came, like all of everyone

588
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:59,560
Speaker 1: wondered about those parties that they advertised in the building.

589
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:03,280
Speaker 1: They're always like doing these parties and it's so cute shout,

590
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:06,920
Speaker 1: but I'm like, who the funk would go to this?

591
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 1: Me and Brenna to win the contest? We won, we

592
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 1: I don't. No one else was dressed up. So we

593
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 1: took down first place. So that was pretty cool. Anything.

594
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 1: Was there a prize? Yeah, we won. Someone let us

595
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:22,280
Speaker 1: put some cargo pants. No, they gave us a trophy.

596
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 1: We want a trophy. No, some people did show up

597
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:28,120
Speaker 1: in costume and uh later on, but for a little while,

598
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 1: I want to know besides the seventy year old couples,

599
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 1: like who was who's going to the part? What do

600
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 1: they look like? What they look because I get why

601
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,320
Speaker 1: you guys went like you just you needed an excuse

602
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:40,920
Speaker 1: to dress up for Instagram, but you also needed to

603
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 1: put a party on it just so you just don't

604
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:45,000
Speaker 1: look like you're only doing it for Instagram. I get that,

605
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:49,800
Speaker 1: But why these people actually went to like have I'm

606
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 1: not judging it. I wish more people would go because

607
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 1: but isn't there a party like on the street down

608
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 1: and where we did that too? We actually went to

609
00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:00,120
Speaker 1: that and we went for about ten minutes and I'm

610
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:01,720
Speaker 1: not too cool for it, but it's just a lot,

611
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:04,720
Speaker 1: you know. And then there was a guy like we

612
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:06,640
Speaker 1: tried to steal from a car and he was passed

613
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 1: out and his pants were down around his ankles and

614
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:12,920
Speaker 1: some guys started kicking him like in the ass because

615
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 1: he said he stole from his car, and Brenna is like, hey,

616
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:18,160
Speaker 1: don't do that. I'm like, what are we doing here?

617
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:22,080
Speaker 1: You're yelling at this guy. I'm I know she really

618
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 1: led there, and part of me I respect the funk

619
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 1: out of it, but I'm gonna get stabbed, you know,

620
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:33,440
Speaker 1: like it's gonna be It's gonna what do you mean, Yeah,

621
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:37,200
Speaker 1: I've been stabbed. I don't want to be. Yeah, just

622
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 1: get scared any because like I've seen it. I don't

623
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 1: know mark Er did you use on your back, Um,

624
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:48,800
Speaker 1: just a washable sharpie, but wasn't was it coming off

625
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 1: on your clothes? Though? It did? All right? Sure she

626
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 1: shaved my back, Yeah, Brenda shave. It took longer than

627
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:59,480
Speaker 1: I thought, which was kind of sad. Was that a

628
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 1: fun like, um, yeah, we did in the shower and

629
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,840
Speaker 1: she's like, I was like it was it was pretty Yeah,

630
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 1: it was the whole or deal. Was hilarious of her

631
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:09,960
Speaker 1: shaving my back and then literally drawing to Phoenix and

632
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 1: I thought she killed it. Actually she didn't like good

633
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:18,080
Speaker 1: his tattoo. Yeah, it looked. Have you ever been in

634
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 1: a situation where you, like, I feel like we've talked

635
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 1: about this before, where girls will start things that their

636
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 1: boyfriends have to finish. Yeah, And I was I don't know.

637
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:30,440
Speaker 1: I was just like, come on, let's go. I look

638
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 1: like Ben probably getting drunk and yelling at j Lo

639
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:35,560
Speaker 1: like we were really nailing it. You know that name

640
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:38,280
Speaker 1: of him where he's like outside the door smoking a cigarette,

641
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:41,880
Speaker 1: looking very frustrated, and I wish you would have done that,

642
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,799
Speaker 1: Ben Affleck. I thought that was I was like, oh,

643
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:46,239
Speaker 1: that's a and with you get a Starbucks cup. We've

644
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 1: all seen that like where he's holding But the tattoo

645
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:51,520
Speaker 1: was hilarious, but that was yeah, you probably what did

646
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:57,120
Speaker 1: you do for Halloween? Nikki? Did you get drunk at all? Um? Yeah?

647
00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 1: But then I was like what does that even go with?

648
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:01,560
Speaker 1: So I just did show was I did you know? Friday?

649
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:04,920
Speaker 1: Saturday chosen to iowan and then UM Sunday I went

650
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 1: to UM Chris's Brothers show I talked about yesterday UM,

651
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:12,320
Speaker 1: and then yesterday was actually Halloween and I was just

652
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:15,560
Speaker 1: I went to Boston for doctor's appointment. That took me all,

653
00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:18,359
Speaker 1: you know. I flew out at five thirty, landed at nine,

654
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:22,719
Speaker 1: slept in the airport, um until eleven, went to my

655
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:26,279
Speaker 1: appointment at twelve, went back to the airport and then

656
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:30,560
Speaker 1: flew to JFK and then flew to um l A

657
00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:34,960
Speaker 1: and landed at eight. So yeah, um, it was just

658
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:37,480
Speaker 1: a lot of travel for like a long but I

659
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:41,840
Speaker 1: did get bumped up to business class on my JFK

660
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:44,360
Speaker 1: to l A flight, which is just all the difference.

661
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:47,879
Speaker 1: I got to speech deplately horizontal all the way down,

662
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:51,080
Speaker 1: Like there's a button that has like a straight line

663
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:53,400
Speaker 1: that makes sure it doesn't you know you there's a

664
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,360
Speaker 1: button that usually makes it like go back a little bit,

665
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:57,000
Speaker 1: and then there's a button that is a straight line.

666
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,960
Speaker 1: You're like, it's just I'm turning this into a line

667
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:00,719
Speaker 1: and it's like, damn straight and you go all the

668
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:02,759
Speaker 1: way back and it was so nice and I read

669
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:04,880
Speaker 1: I read a whole book yesterday, or I guess n

670
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:09,239
Speaker 1: of a book. I'm almost done jet Janette mccurty's Um,

671
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:12,239
Speaker 1: I'm glad my mom is dead. Have you guys heard

672
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:15,239
Speaker 1: of that? It's like been the number one bestseller for

673
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:20,279
Speaker 1: like months and months now, but fiction was ha ha, No,

674
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:25,440
Speaker 1: she don't know. It's too jealous. Um, it's uh, it's nonfiction.

675
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:28,240
Speaker 1: It's about the girl that was in the show Sam

676
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:32,400
Speaker 1: and cat On Um and also car I Carley on

677
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 1: Disney Channel and Janet mcurty and she she has anorexia.

678
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,880
Speaker 1: She has an overbearing mother who like made her choose

679
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 1: an acting career career she didn't really want one. Um.

680
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:46,800
Speaker 1: It's a lot about if you are someone who relates

681
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:52,360
Speaker 1: to people pleasing and like, if you have an alcoholic

682
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:55,920
Speaker 1: parent or a dysfunctional parent, you will totally relate and

683
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 1: you'll see how that manifests in your life to just

684
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:00,279
Speaker 1: like go with the flow and like just give people

685
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 1: what they want constantly, because you're trying to always make

686
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:04,720
Speaker 1: mommy or daddy happy if you have like a depressed

687
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:08,719
Speaker 1: mom or an anxious mom or angry mom or angry dad.

688
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:12,759
Speaker 1: Like she just did a really good job of Um. Yeah,

689
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 1: I've read two books now about girls childhoods that are

690
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:18,879
Speaker 1: very similar but also very different. So Jenette, I really

691
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:21,640
Speaker 1: recommend I haven't finished ten percent away from finishing it.

692
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,080
Speaker 1: This is the opposite of what I usually do. Um,

693
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:27,319
Speaker 1: And I couldn't put it down, you know, as one

694
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:30,160
Speaker 1: of those books. And then I also read Educated last week,

695
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 1: and that is another book about growing up with insane parents,

696
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:35,760
Speaker 1: and it's so good. I think that's like a genre,

697
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:39,320
Speaker 1: like it is like people that trace their lives from childhood.

698
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 1: I guess it's a memoir. Um, but it was really good.

699
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:47,080
Speaker 1: And yeah, I've just been like, but I have to

700
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:49,400
Speaker 1: say that, like sometimes when you say that you're reading

701
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:53,200
Speaker 1: a lot, you go you like it feels like you're bragging.

702
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:57,360
Speaker 1: But I want to be clear, like it doesn't feel

703
00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:00,319
Speaker 1: like I'm doing something better than watching a TV show

704
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:03,440
Speaker 1: at all, Like it feels just as much indulgent and

705
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:05,960
Speaker 1: like I'm avoiding things that I should be doing. Like

706
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 1: I think sometime where along the way, reading got put

707
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:12,399
Speaker 1: into like you're an intellectual or like you're doing something

708
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 1: good for yourself. Reading can be really like I would say,

709
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 1: even sometimes more um or like like sometimes I get

710
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000
Speaker 1: done watching a TV show and I'm like, I learned something. Oh,

711
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 1: I want to create something now, I like inspiring, Like

712
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:29,440
Speaker 1: it's just reading. It's just as bad as TV, and

713
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:31,760
Speaker 1: I think and TV can be just as good as reading.

714
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:35,960
Speaker 1: I think it depends what you're reading. If you were like, hey,

715
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:39,279
Speaker 1: I was reading James Joyce. Yeah, if you're reading like

716
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:41,959
Speaker 1: the Science of a tree frog or something that people

717
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 1: would be like, okay, we get it. You're learning about

718
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:47,000
Speaker 1: like evolution. But even that I've read this about the

719
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,520
Speaker 1: science of things, and I still struggle with feeling like

720
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,880
Speaker 1: you're putting off your work. You would rather learn about

721
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 1: psychopaths or you know, the science of addiction or depression,

722
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:01,880
Speaker 1: then you would be getting work, actual work done. So

723
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:05,360
Speaker 1: sometimes when I say I'm reading a book, like my

724
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:08,399
Speaker 1: friends go, I should read a book. You're reading it's

725
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:11,360
Speaker 1: so good, I'm like, no, it's not. I am I

726
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 1: am avoiding my work like I am avoiding working out,

727
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:16,880
Speaker 1: I am avoiding going on a walk, I'm avoiding socializing.

728
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:19,440
Speaker 1: I'm avoiding all the things that you know. I'm depressed

729
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:21,440
Speaker 1: right now. Reading is like I get to lay in

730
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 1: bed and curl in a ball and look at my phone.

731
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 1: That's what you're write better when you read. I feel

732
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 1: like I write better jokes. Well not better jokes. I

733
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:32,440
Speaker 1: just feel like I might because I read this girl's

734
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:35,680
Speaker 1: book all in one day. I was my brain is

735
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 1: now narrating my life like that author, like I can.

736
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 1: You and I are both chameleons, like we absorb kind

737
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:44,400
Speaker 1: of how the way people talk. I think, so I

738
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 1: am I have because I can talk like her. I

739
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 1: like same day, same coat, every day. Like that, because

740
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:57,799
Speaker 1: if I want to be funnier, I just watched something

741
00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:00,360
Speaker 1: super funny and then all of a sudden, I get funnier.

742
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 1: That's a good point, like we have we have we

743
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:07,280
Speaker 1: like like you can take it in very easily, very quickly,

744
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:10,000
Speaker 1: But it is hard to get in that mode. There

745
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 1: were sometimes where I'm going to do a someone's podcast,

746
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, get in a funny mode because I'm just not.

747
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:16,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna, you know, on this podcast. I don't feel

748
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:19,160
Speaker 1: that pressure because it's like my podcast and people don't

749
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:21,840
Speaker 1: expect it to be like uproariously funny. But some of

750
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:24,319
Speaker 1: these podcasts I go and people are like, stop talking

751
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:27,640
Speaker 1: about mental health, just make jokes. And I'm like, I'm

752
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 1: not a mother to make jokes. So sometimes I listen

753
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:31,400
Speaker 1: to something really funny on the way there to like

754
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 1: get in that rhythm because it's hard to just like

755
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:36,239
Speaker 1: break into that for me. I feel like I have

756
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:40,960
Speaker 1: different modes, um, And we'll get into those modes later on.

757
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 1: Do we have time for news, um after this break? Yeah,

758
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:45,719
Speaker 1: let's go to break and then come back with some news.

759
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:57,600
Speaker 1: All right, let's get to the newsst Oh, it's Tuesday, folks.

760
00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:00,319
Speaker 1: You know what that means. It is Tuesday only you're

761
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 1: having a good time out there. We're having a great

762
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:11,359
Speaker 1: time in here. Nikki reads books and to you know, uh, well, um,

763
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:16,080
Speaker 1: scientists are looking into damaging memories of being cheated on

764
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:20,480
Speaker 1: by using the same drug prescribed for high blood pressure, migraines,

765
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:25,800
Speaker 1: and anxiety disorders. Yeah. I sent Noah this because it

766
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:30,600
Speaker 1: was like eternal sunshine of the spotless mind kind of thing. Yeah,

767
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:32,840
Speaker 1: you can take drugs it doesn't like go in and

768
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:36,360
Speaker 1: find that memory and go like delete. It just makes it.

769
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 1: So it's yeah, but isn't that probably for any like memory,

770
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:45,000
Speaker 1: whether it's like a car crash or a breakup. So

771
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:48,400
Speaker 1: weird if they can make it specifically for like A

772
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:53,239
Speaker 1: it's like VIAGRAA it's just for your penis blood. You know? Wait,

773
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:56,000
Speaker 1: is that by viagrass only for your penis blood? I

774
00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:59,200
Speaker 1: think I mean that's where it seems to all go. Yeah,

775
00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 1: it doesn't give you like stiff arm or something, you

776
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:05,040
Speaker 1: know what. That would be weird if you made you

777
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:13,360
Speaker 1: like they gave you like zombie arms while you're fucking dude.

778
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:18,200
Speaker 1: Yeah um yeah, yeah. No, it's just weird that it

779
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:21,080
Speaker 1: gets like an exact memory, or at least a memory

780
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:23,320
Speaker 1: that similar think that like Thailand all is like just

781
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:25,960
Speaker 1: for headaches. No, Thailand will find whatever pain is in

782
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:28,759
Speaker 1: your body. Oh that's a good point. So I guess

783
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 1: this drug is four things that it's probably at least

784
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:34,480
Speaker 1: though a little bit more generic. And I don't think

785
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:36,440
Speaker 1: they've made the drug yet. I think in tests that

786
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:38,960
Speaker 1: it's it's like, well, no, what did you read anywhere

787
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:43,239
Speaker 1: about it? So the drug already existed. It's a beta

788
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:47,959
Speaker 1: blocker called prop I'm not even gonna beta blockers. Yeah,

789
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 1: beta blockers are so huge, shutery beta blockers. Do you

790
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:55,839
Speaker 1: guys know about those they? I took one one time

791
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:58,320
Speaker 1: when I was on Dancing with the Stars. Pete Lee's girlfriend,

792
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:00,040
Speaker 1: who was a nurse, gave me one. She was like,

793
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:02,520
Speaker 1: they're really good for anxiety. People take them all. People

794
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:05,759
Speaker 1: take them all the time for nerves all the time

795
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 1: in Hollywood. I didn't know anything about them. It was

796
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 1: terrible for me because I have a low heart rate

797
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 1: already and it lowered it even more and I was

798
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:17,440
Speaker 1: like about to pass out. Like and I don't understand

799
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:19,920
Speaker 1: why aren't people addicted to beta blockers. If that's the

800
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 1: thing people take all the time to calm their nerves,

801
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:25,440
Speaker 1: Why is the next the problem? Why but not beta blockers?

802
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:28,479
Speaker 1: Can someone who knows explain this to me? Why beta

803
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:30,640
Speaker 1: blockers aren't a thing that you see people going away

804
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:34,160
Speaker 1: to rehab for. If everyone I know takes them, like

805
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:37,839
Speaker 1: everyone for for nerves, if they're doing what you were

806
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:40,759
Speaker 1: saying about um Instagram and like all these self help

807
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:42,839
Speaker 1: books and stuff popping up in the next ten years,

808
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 1: maybe it'll be the same could be like the next thing,

809
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:49,080
Speaker 1: all right, another prediction. Um, have you guys been cheated

810
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:56,800
Speaker 1: on before? I don't know? Oh did you take the medicine? No,

811
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 1: that is a good point, like you just you just

812
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:02,399
Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, you could have been never chart.

813
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 1: Last night, I was like, have you ever been cheated on?

814
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:07,440
Speaker 1: He's like, I don't think so. And I'm like interesting,

815
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:11,640
Speaker 1: because you never really know. You can only assume if

816
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:14,200
Speaker 1: the person could just not feel like my college girlfriend did.

817
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,400
Speaker 1: I feel like my college girlfriend was cheating on me.

818
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:20,800
Speaker 1: But I never found out for sure, but I definitely

819
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:25,480
Speaker 1: acted like she was right she I would guess that

820
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:28,000
Speaker 1: she did was. I mean, she did get a poem

821
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 1: from the starting quarterback on the college football team. It

822
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:33,760
Speaker 1: was like a rap And I was like, that's something

823
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 1: someone that sucked you would have done. You know, um

824
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 1: know that someone who hasn't sucked her yet would have done.

825
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:42,759
Speaker 1: I don't think you understand how men work. They don't

826
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:52,800
Speaker 1: really care after the fact. They're trying to Um, I

827
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:58,120
Speaker 1: sucked you good in the poem? So oh yeah? So

828
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:01,960
Speaker 1: uh no, I I no, I mean I think maybe

829
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:04,560
Speaker 1: you know the same thing, Like maybe, but I don't

830
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:07,880
Speaker 1: think so, I mean Chris for sure would It's not

831
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 1: even like there there And I know people are like,

832
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:16,839
Speaker 1: you don't know, there is just no way that man

833
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:19,959
Speaker 1: would ever. I just know how he operates. It would

834
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:22,279
Speaker 1: never be something he would do even if it was

835
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:25,719
Speaker 1: like it just there's just no way, there's no way.

836
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 1: It's just he's curse. Is it worse if you're in

837
00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:32,200
Speaker 1: a relationship with someone who cheats or if you're like dating,

838
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 1: like in the courting process and the guy starts cheating, Well,

839
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:42,839
Speaker 1: like yeah, right, what's worse when it's like solid when

840
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:45,960
Speaker 1: you're dating, It's like yeah, when it's solid, it hurts more. No,

841
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,880
Speaker 1: in the beginning, you think, what do you think? I

842
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:54,920
Speaker 1: think you're official? Yeah, if it's like at the starting stages,

843
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:58,040
Speaker 1: because then it's like, oh he chose her over me,

844
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 1: you know, because it's kind of like are competing for

845
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 1: the status, right right? Right? Right? Um? I yeah, I

846
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:10,960
Speaker 1: can see that like in the beginning where you're like, yeah,

847
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,960
Speaker 1: I could see feeling like working it out in a relationship.

848
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:16,400
Speaker 1: You could work it out because it's probably due to

849
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:20,400
Speaker 1: some kind of uh deficiency you have in your relationship.

850
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 1: But I would say that a lot of guys straight

851
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:25,919
Speaker 1: in the beginning stages because they're getting scared that they're

852
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:28,040
Speaker 1: never going to funk again because they're falling in love,

853
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:30,759
Speaker 1: so you might as well get it done before you

854
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:37,040
Speaker 1: get to yes. And I think that it's also normal too,

855
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:40,000
Speaker 1: Like I think that way more people cheat, like whenever

856
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:42,200
Speaker 1: someone cheats or it comes out like people cheat. I've

857
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:43,800
Speaker 1: talked about this on the show, like why are we

858
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:46,920
Speaker 1: surprised that Adam Levine cheated on his wife? Give me

859
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:50,600
Speaker 1: a fucking break, Like, I mean, it's just it happens

860
00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:53,400
Speaker 1: so much more. I'm always like, where are people finding

861
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:57,600
Speaker 1: the time to meet people and like develop relationships outside

862
00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:00,680
Speaker 1: of their own relationships? Relationships are exhausting and take all

863
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 1: of your time? Like I don't know, it's just judging

864
00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:06,440
Speaker 1: from his d M, it's not like it's that much.

865
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 1: He's just like, whoa wow, rad body solid take that

866
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 1: doesn't take how much time? Yeah, that's a good point,

867
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:18,279
Speaker 1: my daughter, After you sum there, I know we all

868
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 1: isn't that it's all water under the bridge now. He's

869
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:23,480
Speaker 1: like when Kelly Clarkson now just like talking about how

870
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 1: much what a good how hard it is to be

871
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:28,480
Speaker 1: a dad? How did you get over How did you

872
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:30,919
Speaker 1: get over it? At him? Oh you mean you paid

873
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:34,759
Speaker 1: publicists thousands of dollars to cover the story uprom the

874
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:38,239
Speaker 1: internet create other stories about so weird, distracted from it,

875
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:40,960
Speaker 1: Like you don't even know what other stories came up

876
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:44,120
Speaker 1: that week because they wanted like that. We're probably generated

877
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:47,520
Speaker 1: by the Adam Levine camp to distract, Like our media

878
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:50,880
Speaker 1: is not to be trusted. Everything is just so eno

879
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 1: that I again, I don't want him to lose everything.

880
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:55,480
Speaker 1: I think cheating is so pedestrian at this point that

881
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:57,680
Speaker 1: it's almost like who gives a funk? But I also

882
00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:02,279
Speaker 1: don't want to act like it's I don't know it's um,

883
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:05,400
Speaker 1: but yeah, I've I've one time a guy that I

884
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:07,360
Speaker 1: was dating made out with another girl, but he was

885
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 1: so drunk he thought it was me, and I definitely

886
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:11,960
Speaker 1: it's I know that sounds like nicky, you're gullible. No,

887
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:14,239
Speaker 1: you guys don't understand how drunk this guy used to get.

888
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:17,840
Speaker 1: He literally thought it was me, Like he used to

889
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:21,920
Speaker 1: like hallucinate when he would drink. And the next day

890
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:23,520
Speaker 1: I was like, I heard you made out with a girl.

891
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 1: At this part, He's like, I thought it was you,

892
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:30,800
Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, I thought it was you.

893
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 1: I was like, I really I believed him because and

894
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:37,120
Speaker 1: I still believe him, and I know you're like gullible, No,

895
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:41,040
Speaker 1: you don't know what a alcoholic this guy was and

896
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:43,360
Speaker 1: he had no reason to cheat up. It was like,

897
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:47,000
Speaker 1: I'll see him being in a relationship with you. I

898
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:49,919
Speaker 1: thought you were someone else. Yes, totally, that's how drunk

899
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:53,800
Speaker 1: he was. He was such a mess, but he um. Also,

900
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:57,440
Speaker 1: when people are drunk, you're like, you gotta kind of

901
00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:02,319
Speaker 1: excuse it. I'm sorry, Like you don't excuse the drunkenness.

902
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:04,920
Speaker 1: That's a problem. Like you're dating someone who is escaping

903
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:06,560
Speaker 1: their feelings to the point where they're doing things that

904
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:08,840
Speaker 1: they don't even know what they're doing. But when you

905
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:13,200
Speaker 1: are black out drunk, you are not to be accountable

906
00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:15,480
Speaker 1: for your actions. I do not think I honestly think

907
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:17,200
Speaker 1: it should be like an excuse in a court of

908
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:20,160
Speaker 1: law that someone's blackout drunk, because I have said and

909
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:23,160
Speaker 1: done things that I cannot stand by and would never

910
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:26,279
Speaker 1: have done if I was sober. Um So when someone

911
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:31,879
Speaker 1: that's what they say, does it bring out your real intentions?

912
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 1: But what it does is like if you know you're

913
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:37,279
Speaker 1: drunk who does bad things like that, you should then

914
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:42,120
Speaker 1: then you are accountable. You're like, but if you if

915
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:44,200
Speaker 1: you don't, if you get so drunk and it's like

916
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:45,959
Speaker 1: the first time you drank or something and you cheat

917
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:49,840
Speaker 1: on your boyfriend, let it go, boyfriend, she didn't know

918
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:57,759
Speaker 1: he's going to do that. Cheating, Yes, it makes but

919
00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:00,239
Speaker 1: you know we talked about this before too. If you

920
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:02,239
Speaker 1: get cheated on and you're like, were you drunk and

921
00:50:02,239 --> 00:50:04,879
Speaker 1: the guys like no, You're like, can you just say

922
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:08,800
Speaker 1: you were so that it doesn't feel so Tuesday, I

923
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:12,760
Speaker 1: was reading a book and then I fucked her. It's like, what, no, dude,

924
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 1: just say you bombs. I haven't drinking ten years. Yeah. Yeah,

925
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:21,040
Speaker 1: in between chapter seven and eight, I fucked her and

926
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:24,160
Speaker 1: I was like, I really like love her too. But

927
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 1: I think there are different levels of cheating. A cheating

928
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:31,080
Speaker 1: of like fucking someone or like meeting something Like fucking

929
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:33,680
Speaker 1: is a lot, but like making out or like hooking

930
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:35,480
Speaker 1: up with someone you meet at a bar or like

931
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:38,000
Speaker 1: in Vegas, or like somewhere at a party where it's

932
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 1: like you could just walk into another room and if

933
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:44,719
Speaker 1: there's like plan cheating, that also is another level of

934
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 1: like what's going on in your relationship? Like people cheat

935
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:49,719
Speaker 1: all the time to just get out of relationships, you know,

936
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 1: Like that is another thing where it's like people are

937
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:55,360
Speaker 1: lonely in their relationships. Someone comes along. Do you know

938
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:57,840
Speaker 1: how many people you know in relationships who got together

939
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:02,400
Speaker 1: because that relationship started from them cheating? So many and

940
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:04,360
Speaker 1: they're not going to tell you. They always have a

941
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 1: story of like we've we used to work together and

942
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:08,800
Speaker 1: then we got together after I broke up with my boyfriend.

943
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:13,360
Speaker 1: No they didn't, No, they didn't, And you're probably overlap.

944
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:16,799
Speaker 1: It doesn't overlap, but it does. Like my old um,

945
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:21,160
Speaker 1: you know Dr ABUSEV used to tell me, like sometimes

946
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:24,480
Speaker 1: people need a lily pad sometimes they That's just the

947
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:26,480
Speaker 1: way it is. Like if you're not a bad person,

948
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:28,719
Speaker 1: sometimes you get a relationship. You need to know that

949
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:31,440
Speaker 1: there's someone else who will like you, and it happens

950
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:34,600
Speaker 1: so often. Speaking of Dr Busef, I got a text

951
00:51:34,719 --> 00:51:43,920
Speaker 1: from my old therapist who of nowhere Wednesday, not Thursday

952
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:49,040
Speaker 1: night out of nowhere. It just said watch uh work

953
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:57,800
Speaker 1: in my back shave you're back watch working Moms, and

954
00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:01,600
Speaker 1: she wrote work in wo r k I N. But

955
00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:05,320
Speaker 1: the show is called Working Moms. It's a show about

956
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:07,680
Speaker 1: mothers who like work. I don't know, it's like a

957
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:10,239
Speaker 1: funny show. And I was like, what does this mean.

958
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:12,760
Speaker 1: She's not I have not touched her in seven years.

959
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:16,000
Speaker 1: Our last interaction was I'm done, I can't do this,

960
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:19,480
Speaker 1: and like it wasn't like a good splitting she got me. Um,

961
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:21,839
Speaker 1: she sucked over my insurance because she called them because

962
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:24,800
Speaker 1: she was like apparently hurt by me canceling her. So

963
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:27,879
Speaker 1: she told the insurance that all these things that they

964
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:30,440
Speaker 1: all of a sudden had a list of pre existing

965
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:32,319
Speaker 1: conditions for me that I never gave them, and they

966
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 1: were refused to cover my therapy after her because of

967
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:37,120
Speaker 1: what she called to tell them, Like she really like

968
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:40,240
Speaker 1: fucked me over. And then I get a text. Remember

969
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:43,200
Speaker 1: this is watching and she's eighty four or five six

970
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:46,720
Speaker 1: seven eight by now by the way, she's in her eighties,

971
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:49,120
Speaker 1: and she just wrote watch Working Moms. And I got

972
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:52,759
Speaker 1: this text at you know, twelve o'clock at night on

973
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:55,000
Speaker 1: the East coast and she's on the West coast. So no,

974
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:59,040
Speaker 1: she doesn't drink and and everyone's like, oh she it's

975
00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:00,920
Speaker 1: about you having a bay b And I'm like, no,

976
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:02,879
Speaker 1: I went to see her seven years ago. I wasn't

977
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:04,719
Speaker 1: even talking about kids back then, I was talking. She

978
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:07,320
Speaker 1: thinks she would always tell me I'm not funny, and

979
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:09,359
Speaker 1: she would always tell me what funny things to watch

980
00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:11,840
Speaker 1: so that I would be more funny because I was

981
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:14,200
Speaker 1: not funny in sessions, and so I think she was

982
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:16,320
Speaker 1: really like the show's funny Nikki should watch it and

983
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:18,560
Speaker 1: made me her think of me. It was so weird,

984
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:21,160
Speaker 1: though I didn't right back. It gave me. I started

985
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:23,600
Speaker 1: having heart palpitations as soon as she texted me. It

986
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:27,800
Speaker 1: was so it was so upsetting. Um more like the

987
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:31,640
Speaker 1: working aspect now, Like here's people that work a ton

988
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:35,560
Speaker 1: but also still have a relationship and kids, and yet

989
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:38,320
Speaker 1: they still are so productive. I would feel like that

990
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:41,440
Speaker 1: would be something that you guys talked about. Never. No,

991
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:44,160
Speaker 1: I never talked about kids, like not kids, but just

992
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:47,759
Speaker 1: being just overworked and still having a life. I guess

993
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:50,440
Speaker 1: h No, she used to think that I didn't like.

994
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:52,920
Speaker 1: She was not impressed by anything I did. Ever, I

995
00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:54,640
Speaker 1: got to see I got my first TV show when

996
00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:56,080
Speaker 1: we were together, and I was so proud to be like,

997
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:58,360
Speaker 1: I have a TV show. And their posters in the

998
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:00,480
Speaker 1: New York subway that she would ride with my face

999
00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:03,319
Speaker 1: on them, and she never acknowledged it. She never would say.

1000
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:05,440
Speaker 1: She's like, so I don't like I don't like you

1001
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 1: anymore or less because of that doesn't matter to me.

1002
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:09,520
Speaker 1: And I'm like, and then she asked me to write

1003
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:11,239
Speaker 1: a blurb for her husband's book, and I go, does

1004
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:13,640
Speaker 1: it not matter? Now? Like, why do you want me

1005
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:15,680
Speaker 1: to write a blurb if you don't think my fame

1006
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:19,120
Speaker 1: or anything matters. Um. Also, Taylor Swift just announced a tour.

1007
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:22,960
Speaker 1: I'm freaking out. Oh you just saw that. I mean,

1008
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:25,000
Speaker 1: I just saw that. I saw a text this morning

1009
00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:26,520
Speaker 1: for my friend. I thought I was dreaming it was

1010
00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:28,879
Speaker 1: in my dream that she was going on tour. Yeah,

1011
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:32,600
Speaker 1: it's Um, it's happening as early as March. Um, I'm

1012
00:54:32,719 --> 00:54:36,600
Speaker 1: so excited. I'm taking some months off next year and

1013
00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:38,680
Speaker 1: I see that those are times where she's going to

1014
00:54:38,719 --> 00:54:41,279
Speaker 1: be places She's not going to St. Louis though, Um,

1015
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:43,680
Speaker 1: when did these go on tour? Do we or go

1016
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:47,280
Speaker 1: on sale? Do we know? I don't know that, Okay,

1017
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:51,080
Speaker 1: I think, but I did see that. Yeah, she was

1018
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:53,719
Speaker 1: going to Chicago. I guess that's the closest place if

1019
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:59,799
Speaker 1: you were in. Yeah, I feel like you're gonna sell

1020
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:03,880
Speaker 1: within seconds. I mean, I don't know, how do you buy? Um,

1021
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:08,239
Speaker 1: you talked to your agent or manager or you going

1022
00:55:08,239 --> 00:55:10,760
Speaker 1: to stop up and pay you know, tens of thousands.

1023
00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:14,719
Speaker 1: I mean it's going to be so expensive. Um. But

1024
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:16,960
Speaker 1: Taylor Sis also is a woman of the people, so

1025
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:21,320
Speaker 1: I see her making it so that we can all go.

1026
00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:25,360
Speaker 1: I see some way. It's called the aristour. Um. Phoebe

1027
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:27,080
Speaker 1: Bridgers is opening for her, who is one of my

1028
00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:31,319
Speaker 1: favorites him, Girl in Red, another favorite, Muna, I don't

1029
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:36,560
Speaker 1: know them, Gail Gracie, Abrams and Owen and Paramore and

1030
00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:41,040
Speaker 1: Boba Dooby. That's a lot of openers. Yeah. No, it's

1031
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:45,640
Speaker 1: like switching off. They're switching off, Muna. I sent you,

1032
00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:50,400
Speaker 1: um a couple of songs from them. Okay, yeah, that's

1033
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:53,359
Speaker 1: where we're wearing in a bell. Yeah. Oh my god,

1034
00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:55,440
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. I don't think I could go to

1035
00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:58,880
Speaker 1: any of the Phoebe Bridgers opening ones though, fuck uh.

1036
00:55:59,080 --> 00:56:00,799
Speaker 1: Girl in Red is a amazing though, and those are

1037
00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:02,200
Speaker 1: the ones that I can go to. Oh my god,

1038
00:56:02,239 --> 00:56:04,239
Speaker 1: She's it's kind of around my birthday. I think I'm

1039
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:07,800
Speaker 1: gonna I'm probably gonna go to I'm hoping to go

1040
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:11,920
Speaker 1: to ten of them. Final thought, I really want to

1041
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:15,520
Speaker 1: go to as many as I can forever and ever. Amen,

1042
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:21,520
Speaker 1: all right, let's go to reddit dub. This is your

1043
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:33,239
Speaker 1: reddit dom alrighty um. This is from ask Women and

1044
00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:36,279
Speaker 1: it says what is a gross yet harmless habit you have?

1045
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:37,959
Speaker 1: And I just want to share some of these because

1046
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:41,880
Speaker 1: they made me feel less gross and also, um not

1047
00:56:42,239 --> 00:56:44,759
Speaker 1: like way more gross than these people think they are.

1048
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:47,480
Speaker 1: A girl said, picking my nose. I can't stand it

1049
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:50,640
Speaker 1: when things get crusty in there. Um, how else are

1050
00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:53,000
Speaker 1: you going to get things out? I know, with a tissue,

1051
00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:54,759
Speaker 1: but sometimes you've got to grab it and you need

1052
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:57,480
Speaker 1: to have like a grip on it, you know. Yeah,

1053
00:56:57,640 --> 00:57:01,279
Speaker 1: I picked my nose too much. Only causes Alzheimer's. I

1054
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:06,120
Speaker 1: saw something, but picking your nose. Yeah, I don't just

1055
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:10,400
Speaker 1: say that. I swear it was an article. When my

1056
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:12,680
Speaker 1: lips are dry, I pick off the dry skin. I

1057
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:14,919
Speaker 1: usually do this if I'm anxious, which is like a lot.

1058
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:18,200
Speaker 1: I've done that before. You just bite little pieces of

1059
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:20,360
Speaker 1: skin off. I mean I do that with my nails,

1060
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:23,960
Speaker 1: like my cuticles. I love biting cuticles. It's the best.

1061
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:26,920
Speaker 1: Sometimes I grab my boobs or my ass for no

1062
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:31,560
Speaker 1: actual reason. Um, that's not a gross habit. I played

1063
00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:34,439
Speaker 1: my own kids sometimes when I jerk off, is that weird?

1064
00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:40,560
Speaker 1: That really grosses me out. That's gross the imagery that

1065
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:42,760
Speaker 1: I just got the jerking off aspect. And then like

1066
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:45,600
Speaker 1: you're it's like you you don't even like your tits.

1067
00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:48,200
Speaker 1: I know, it's just like I hate thing. I think.

1068
00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:51,720
Speaker 1: I just imagine with your shirt on, also going with

1069
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:57,480
Speaker 1: your hand under Oh god, um oh yeah yeah, like

1070
00:57:57,560 --> 00:58:01,760
Speaker 1: going up the shirt. Keep your like I left, I

1071
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:05,720
Speaker 1: left the brawn you like go yeah you feel Yeah,

1072
00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:09,000
Speaker 1: these days, I stay home most of the time. So

1073
00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:11,680
Speaker 1: lately I've gone three to four days without showering. I

1074
00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:15,040
Speaker 1: will change my underwear and clean my area. Oh that's

1075
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:18,000
Speaker 1: not gross. How you cleaning? It's like gross. I mean

1076
00:58:18,080 --> 00:58:20,560
Speaker 1: like three or four days is pretty long time. But

1077
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:24,520
Speaker 1: like I just like, don't wash my hair for maybe

1078
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:26,800
Speaker 1: that long. Sometimes I think I'm going on day three

1079
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:28,560
Speaker 1: to day three or four right now with my hair,

1080
00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:32,840
Speaker 1: But I get in there and I scrub everything else. Yeah,

1081
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:34,600
Speaker 1: you've got to change your underwear every day. I mean,

1082
00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:38,360
Speaker 1: that is is foul to wear the same pear. If

1083
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:40,080
Speaker 1: you can wear the same pair of underwear two days

1084
00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:42,640
Speaker 1: in a row, I'm telling you, if I take off

1085
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:45,920
Speaker 1: my underwear for anything, whether it's sex, whether it's like

1086
00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:48,439
Speaker 1: to change into a different outfit, and then I change back,

1087
00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:51,760
Speaker 1: if I've worn those underwear for more than three minutes,

1088
00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:53,960
Speaker 1: I'm not putting them back on. I do not reput

1089
00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:56,520
Speaker 1: on underwear is so gross to me. But you know

1090
00:58:56,760 --> 00:58:59,400
Speaker 1: that's just my women's underwear is just so in there.

1091
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:04,480
Speaker 1: You know, if you wore boxers, different story. What do

1092
00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:06,560
Speaker 1: you mean? I mean, I think you're used to Brenna

1093
00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:09,400
Speaker 1: wearing like thongs. What do you wear like like a

1094
00:59:09,600 --> 00:59:14,440
Speaker 1: whitey tidies. No, I just wear like bikini. Yeah, but

1095
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:18,000
Speaker 1: that's not a song in the I'm just saying compared

1096
00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:21,520
Speaker 1: to Oh yeah, it's kind of like more loose. Yeah,

1097
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:24,600
Speaker 1: like you're underware. If it didn't have anything on, it

1098
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:29,200
Speaker 1: would be weird. It would be there was no smell

1099
00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:31,560
Speaker 1: at all. And that's not it sounds bad. It just yeah,

1100
00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:34,360
Speaker 1: that is weird. You're right before showering, I scratched my

1101
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:36,600
Speaker 1: scalp to pick off the dandruff. Sometimes they come off

1102
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:38,920
Speaker 1: in big pieces, and I like to look at them. Um,

1103
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:40,680
Speaker 1: I would probably like to eat them if I did

1104
00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:42,800
Speaker 1: have dandrup, but I don't because we learned that from

1105
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:45,160
Speaker 1: a twenty three and me test. Do you ever pick

1106
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:46,880
Speaker 1: off your dandruff and eat it or look at it?

1107
00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:49,960
Speaker 1: I don't eat it. I eat my skin off my fingers.

1108
00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:53,560
Speaker 1: But um, yeah, I do have dan druff and I

1109
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:56,840
Speaker 1: like to sometimes rub my head until it goes all

1110
00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:59,520
Speaker 1: over my black shirt and then you go, jingle bells,

1111
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:07,760
Speaker 1: little bell stinking I'm you see Heidi Klum's outfit no

1112
01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:11,440
Speaker 1: a lot of skim Now this this Halloween she dressed

1113
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:13,760
Speaker 1: is like a disgusting worm and it looks like a

1114
01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:16,400
Speaker 1: colon like she it's so funny that can I show

1115
01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:19,240
Speaker 1: you this picture of her own red carpet. It's so

1116
01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:22,360
Speaker 1: funny I posted on my Instagram story. You guys, um,

1117
01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:24,920
Speaker 1: but look at Hardy Clum on the red carpet. She's

1118
01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:28,880
Speaker 1: being interviewed and and she has to lay down on

1119
01:00:29,120 --> 01:00:31,920
Speaker 1: the carpet because I guess she can't stand in this

1120
01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:37,480
Speaker 1: and it is so disturbing looking. Oh my god, oh my,

1121
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:41,600
Speaker 1: is that her head in there? Oh my god, That's

1122
01:00:41,640 --> 01:00:43,920
Speaker 1: how I feel on the inside. That does look like

1123
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:52,160
Speaker 1: the inside of a colon. Holy sh it's for Halloween.

1124
01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:54,720
Speaker 1: She's like, I want to be ugly. I want to

1125
01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:57,120
Speaker 1: take it to the caarture. I want to really scare

1126
01:00:57,280 --> 01:01:02,360
Speaker 1: everyone by being nor looking. I mean, but she really

1127
01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:06,000
Speaker 1: goes out like she really loves to look just disgusting. Um.

1128
01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:09,080
Speaker 1: Someone said, sometimes if I forget to brush my teeth,

1129
01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:11,120
Speaker 1: I'll scrape at them with my fingernail and wipe the

1130
01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:14,720
Speaker 1: plaque on stuff. Do you do that. I used to

1131
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:16,680
Speaker 1: do that with like my back teeth. I'd have some

1132
01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:18,480
Speaker 1: build up and I get on my finger now and

1133
01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:21,919
Speaker 1: from not brushing them. No, uh, we know Andrew didn't

1134
01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:23,919
Speaker 1: brush the teeth, but no, do not brush your teeth

1135
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:27,720
Speaker 1: sometimes like the brush wouldn't get it. But now I

1136
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:32,120
Speaker 1: have a pick right right. I love taking us. And

1137
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:36,440
Speaker 1: then like your plaque builds up inside, like down in

1138
01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:39,560
Speaker 1: the bottom teeth on the inside. Sometimes it will. And

1139
01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:44,560
Speaker 1: I love to take a tweezers and I pull open

1140
01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:46,160
Speaker 1: the tweezers so that I can get a good angle

1141
01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:47,680
Speaker 1: and give it more. And then I get in there.

1142
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:51,360
Speaker 1: And if that's what they use at the dentist, I

1143
01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:55,040
Speaker 1: guess so yeah, yeah, and um oh man, that is

1144
01:01:55,120 --> 01:01:58,040
Speaker 1: so satisfying your teeth and get a taste in your

1145
01:01:58,080 --> 01:02:01,080
Speaker 1: mouth somehow, I don't know what that's for. Um, how

1146
01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:03,720
Speaker 1: often are you brushing your teeth now? I'm good now

1147
01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:09,360
Speaker 1: one or two a day, definitely before before I go

1148
01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:15,560
Speaker 1: to sleep, but not sometimes not in the morning. Actually, no,

1149
01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:17,840
Speaker 1: I've been doing it to a day to a day.

1150
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,480
Speaker 1: I've been I've been pretty consistent. Yeah, I mean I'm

1151
01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:25,280
Speaker 1: pretty like normal now, which is weird dishes and all that. Ship.

1152
01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:28,680
Speaker 1: But that's great. Okay, this is from Damn. That's interesting.

1153
01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:30,920
Speaker 1: I'm glad that you were finally having habits that four

1154
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:35,960
Speaker 1: year olds have. Ye. Look I caught up. Look we

1155
01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:39,880
Speaker 1: all grow up. So it's hard when you don't learn

1156
01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:43,200
Speaker 1: those things. And I am proud of you. Damn. That's interesting.

1157
01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:46,000
Speaker 1: Is the sub breddit and this is good just so

1158
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:49,320
Speaker 1: you know for people who eat pizza, like who get

1159
01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:52,960
Speaker 1: pizza regularly. Um, you get more pizza in an eighteen

1160
01:02:53,040 --> 01:02:55,480
Speaker 1: inch than you do in to twelve inch pizzas. What

1161
01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:57,520
Speaker 1: don't you think to twelve inch pizzas would give you

1162
01:02:57,600 --> 01:03:02,040
Speaker 1: more pizza? Yeah, but you they've done that. You know,

1163
01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:04,720
Speaker 1: there's the math you can do, and you get two

1164
01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:08,400
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty four square inches in a eighteen inch

1165
01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:10,320
Speaker 1: peach and you get two D twenty six. So two

1166
01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:13,440
Speaker 1: hundred fifty four versus two six. So always get the

1167
01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:17,280
Speaker 1: bigger pizza as opposed to two smaller ones most of

1168
01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:20,360
Speaker 1: the time that's going to be give you more. That's wild,

1169
01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:23,000
Speaker 1: I mean circumference. I mean you would think, you know,

1170
01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:26,320
Speaker 1: to six inch penises would be smaller in a thirteen

1171
01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:30,760
Speaker 1: inch penis. You would think, I mean, no, wight, no,

1172
01:03:31,120 --> 01:03:33,120
Speaker 1: to six inch penises will be bigger than a ten

1173
01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:38,160
Speaker 1: inch penis, which it is. Uh, but you're talking about

1174
01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:41,640
Speaker 1: like radiant, like the diameter. Yeah, I know, it's just

1175
01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:47,560
Speaker 1: that's yeah, I lost you penis pizza. Okay. This is

1176
01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:55,479
Speaker 1: from Ask Women Again and it says which couple would

1177
01:03:55,520 --> 01:03:58,920
Speaker 1: be would be the best representation of your desired relationship?

1178
01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:00,840
Speaker 1: Like if you had did is a couple real or

1179
01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:03,480
Speaker 1: fictional as an ideal for your own desired relationship? Who

1180
01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:05,840
Speaker 1: would you pick? And why? I bet a lot of

1181
01:04:05,840 --> 01:04:08,560
Speaker 1: people would pick Brenna and Andrew because of just what

1182
01:04:08,720 --> 01:04:10,919
Speaker 1: they think. Like, you know, we all pick couples based

1183
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:15,000
Speaker 1: on what they show us on Instagram, don't you think? Yeah?

1184
01:04:15,040 --> 01:04:17,080
Speaker 1: I think I think we have a lot of things

1185
01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:20,160
Speaker 1: in common, a lot of sensibilities similar. We look alike,

1186
01:04:20,240 --> 01:04:22,000
Speaker 1: we look like we could be cousins. People like that

1187
01:04:22,160 --> 01:04:24,440
Speaker 1: for some reason. Oh you look alike, you guys should

1188
01:04:24,480 --> 01:04:28,200
Speaker 1: fucking fuck It's like what that's wait, people say that

1189
01:04:28,280 --> 01:04:33,320
Speaker 1: to you, maybe me, that you look like. I mean

1190
01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:35,840
Speaker 1: that we have similar features. I think that's been told me,

1191
01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:41,080
Speaker 1: told to me before. Interesting. Okay, yeah, but do you

1192
01:04:41,160 --> 01:04:43,720
Speaker 1: think you could like dat? Al you never dated a blond,

1193
01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:46,360
Speaker 1: blue eyed man, right, Yeah, But I don't feel like

1194
01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:48,880
Speaker 1: that's my main look like Chris and I do. I

1195
01:04:48,960 --> 01:04:51,440
Speaker 1: always tell Chris we look like because you are attracted

1196
01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:54,200
Speaker 1: to people that you look like, because I don't know why.

1197
01:04:55,160 --> 01:04:58,560
Speaker 1: You and Chris big big white smiles, and we have

1198
01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:03,480
Speaker 1: kind of like round her eyes, and yeah, we have

1199
01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:09,440
Speaker 1: a good jaws. I think, decent hairlines. I mean mine's

1200
01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:11,439
Speaker 1: a little by have a bigger forehead than he has. Um. Okay,

1201
01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:15,880
Speaker 1: so people had listed um more Tisha and Gomez Adams

1202
01:05:16,600 --> 01:05:19,040
Speaker 1: my gothic and morbid taste. Aside, they're so supportive and

1203
01:05:19,080 --> 01:05:21,520
Speaker 1: passionate for each other. I thought that was sweet. Um.

1204
01:05:21,680 --> 01:05:25,400
Speaker 1: Someone said, my wife and I are are two D

1205
01:05:25,480 --> 01:05:27,560
Speaker 1: two and C three p O and it works for us.

1206
01:05:27,640 --> 01:05:29,320
Speaker 1: I want to do stupid ship. She tells me all

1207
01:05:29,360 --> 01:05:31,120
Speaker 1: the things that will go wrong if I do stupid Ship.

1208
01:05:31,240 --> 01:05:33,840
Speaker 1: I drive off whistling, and she follows off, and she

1209
01:05:33,920 --> 01:05:35,880
Speaker 1: follows going, oh dear, and it all works out in

1210
01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:39,040
Speaker 1: the end. Um. Someone said, Leslie Nope and Ben Wyatt

1211
01:05:39,160 --> 01:05:44,000
Speaker 1: from Parks and rec Um, Linda Belcher from Bob's Burger's

1212
01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:47,000
Speaker 1: what would know? Who is Rob Rob Zombie and Sherry

1213
01:05:47,080 --> 01:05:53,520
Speaker 1: Moon Zombie? Oh so, because they're so like supportive of

1214
01:05:53,600 --> 01:05:56,720
Speaker 1: each other, and they kind of have like a similar style.

1215
01:05:56,760 --> 01:05:59,840
Speaker 1: And he puts her in like his movies, so you

1216
01:06:00,120 --> 01:06:02,480
Speaker 1: see how much he loves her. And I just remember

1217
01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:06,000
Speaker 1: one time I was on The Monsters. No, not yet,

1218
01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:08,920
Speaker 1: but I want to hear it's fucking terrible. Chris on

1219
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:10,840
Speaker 1: his radio show was doing a thing called the Monster's

1220
01:06:10,920 --> 01:06:13,160
Speaker 1: Challenge to see how long you could get through it

1221
01:06:13,280 --> 01:06:14,800
Speaker 1: before you gave up on it. You have to do

1222
01:06:14,880 --> 01:06:18,960
Speaker 1: the Mounster's Challenge sixteen minutes. Okay, but anyway, Yes, you

1223
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:21,680
Speaker 1: were on a flight. One time I was on a flight, um,

1224
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:25,400
Speaker 1: and they were in first class or whatever, and he

1225
01:06:25,640 --> 01:06:28,200
Speaker 1: was putting her bag away for her. He just like

1226
01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:29,960
Speaker 1: I could just tell he loves her so much. So

1227
01:06:30,880 --> 01:06:35,360
Speaker 1: they're my sweet favorite celebrities Cheron and his wife Cherry

1228
01:06:35,440 --> 01:06:37,920
Speaker 1: I think her name is Yes, there's there's something we

1229
01:06:38,080 --> 01:06:40,760
Speaker 1: put on when celebrities are like, when did you meet her?

1230
01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:42,920
Speaker 1: Did she know you before you became famous? And you

1231
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:45,000
Speaker 1: find out they went to high school together, and you're like,

1232
01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:51,120
Speaker 1: Charlie Pith is now dating someone hometown he said, like,

1233
01:06:51,320 --> 01:06:56,320
Speaker 1: but that's what makes sense because the person everyone thinks

1234
01:06:56,560 --> 01:06:58,959
Speaker 1: like I did the same thing. I'm like with someone

1235
01:06:59,040 --> 01:07:02,560
Speaker 1: who kind of felt like I knew me before stuff,

1236
01:07:02,640 --> 01:07:04,960
Speaker 1: Because anyone you meet afterwards kind of put you on

1237
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:07,840
Speaker 1: a pedestal that you've never really put yourself on, and

1238
01:07:08,120 --> 01:07:10,360
Speaker 1: it feels unnatural and it feels like you can't live

1239
01:07:10,440 --> 01:07:14,320
Speaker 1: up to that. Um. Ryan Reynolds Lively, Oh sorry, Yes,

1240
01:07:14,680 --> 01:07:17,000
Speaker 1: I like when Howard was like to Charlie Pooth when

1241
01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:19,800
Speaker 1: he goes, uh so did she treat like ship like

1242
01:07:20,320 --> 01:07:24,919
Speaker 1: she but then you want her over when you became favorite. Yeah,

1243
01:07:27,400 --> 01:07:30,280
Speaker 1: I would say Howard and Beth I would take their relationship.

1244
01:07:30,360 --> 01:07:32,800
Speaker 1: They love each other so much, it's so respectful and

1245
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:35,400
Speaker 1: sweet and they just like don't need anyone else but

1246
01:07:35,480 --> 01:07:38,800
Speaker 1: them it's probably codependent, but I like it. Um. I

1247
01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:42,840
Speaker 1: would take um, oh, the couple that Noah I sent you,

1248
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:46,080
Speaker 1: the girl that I've sent One other bestie asked me

1249
01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:48,200
Speaker 1: for the girl that is so triggering on Instagram. I

1250
01:07:48,280 --> 01:07:50,480
Speaker 1: had to like, I couldn't do it. I asked me,

1251
01:07:51,200 --> 01:07:53,440
Speaker 1: I know, I'm not going to send it. I got

1252
01:07:53,520 --> 01:07:55,400
Speaker 1: really weak and I send it to one bestie. I'm sorry,

1253
01:07:55,600 --> 01:07:58,000
Speaker 1: don't don't ask. Don't ask Noah either. She's not gonna

1254
01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:00,200
Speaker 1: give it to you. Um, but I said it to

1255
01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:02,560
Speaker 1: you know what? Did you give that a gander and

1256
01:08:02,560 --> 01:08:05,560
Speaker 1: look at their relationship? I did. I thought it was

1257
01:08:05,760 --> 01:08:10,920
Speaker 1: a little performative, to be honest. Interesting. I think that

1258
01:08:11,240 --> 01:08:13,200
Speaker 1: they tricked to me then, because I thought it was

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Speaker 1: like actually fun. Like there was this one video where

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Speaker 1: they set up the camera and they you could tell

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Speaker 1: that they were just shooting it for themselves and like

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Speaker 1: just having a romantic moment. And I watched that with

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Speaker 1: like so much like longing and like they're so sweet

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Speaker 1: And I will say yesterday Matt posted a thing of

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Speaker 1: about Anya on his Instagram that made me I actually

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Speaker 1: think Matt Noyes relationship I really love um because I'm

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Speaker 1: around that always get on tour and he is just

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Speaker 1: loves her so much, is so just enamored with her

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Speaker 1: and like says yes dear, and like honey and calls

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Speaker 1: her babe and like I just love that stuff. And um,

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Speaker 1: he wrote on Instagram. He put a picture up of

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Speaker 1: her on Instagram and he wrote, it's cool to be

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Speaker 1: blown away by your partner, girlfriend, lover co pet parents,

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Speaker 1: best friend. So sweet. I showed Chris and I was like,

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Speaker 1: isn't this sweet? Do you want to to post something

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Speaker 1: like that someday? I didn't say that, but I was like,

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Speaker 1: would you make sure you tag me? Just know that

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Speaker 1: this is sweet? But we watched Love is Blind yesterday

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Speaker 1: and I got watching that. Have you watched? What episode

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Speaker 1: are you up to? Third? Okay, it's we'll talk about

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Speaker 1: it tomorrow maybe blind. Everyone, you learned so much, You

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Speaker 1: learned so much watching with av watch a little bit

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Speaker 1: the new new season. Okay, we'll talk about it tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: We can talk about it tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, I can't wait. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Love is Blind? Um, thank you guys so much for

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Speaker 1: listening to the podcast. Uh, don't be good there, agiack

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Speaker 1: but scared