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Speaker 2: Would it's not tell you my two sillion pieces?

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Speaker 3: Would you.

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Speaker 4: Look at this?

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Speaker 1: It's another minisode with curtin Scottie. It's another minisode with

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Speaker 1: Kurt and Scottie. Well, welcome back to the Bananas minisodes.

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Speaker 1: For those who have stitched your premium, we thank you

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Speaker 1: so much. And for those who don't, this is probably

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Speaker 1: six months from when this one was released, so thanks

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Speaker 1: for sticking in and being a bananimal.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it is President's Day as we record this.

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Speaker 2: Who knew you always forget President's Day as a holiday?

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Speaker 2: And yes, I was like, yeah, let's do some minisodes.

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Speaker 2: I don't have anything on Monday. And then I was like,

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Speaker 2: oh yeah, because I had my kids are home. I

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Speaker 2: there's no daycare today. So thank you for moving it around,

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Speaker 2: Scottie so we could bang out some minisodes.

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Speaker 1: The cool thing about me is I have absolutely no

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Speaker 1: nothing going on at all, So from sunrise to sunset,

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Speaker 1: you can get anything you want out of me, and

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Speaker 1: it's a perfect way to fill the middle of my day.

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Speaker 1: And after this, I'm going to take a hike because

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Speaker 1: it's a beautiful fifty eight degree.

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Speaker 3: Here in over cast Los Angeles.

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Speaker 4: I love it. This is really.

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Speaker 2: The only this is the time when you're like, Okay,

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Speaker 2: Los Angeles is a pretty great place to live the

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Speaker 2: winter time where it just skips winter and just goes

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Speaker 2: it's beautiful.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, So thank you to all the banannimals who

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Speaker 1: send these stories in.

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Speaker 3: I'm happy to go first, Kurt, if you will, I

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Speaker 3: love it.

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Speaker 2: Please give me a bananimal story. I just put your fingernails.

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Speaker 2: I'm ready to listen to some story. Look at those

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Speaker 1: So this was DM to us on the Bananas Podcast

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Speaker 1: that is our Instagram. It's from Kayla, whose handle I

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Speaker 1: guess the youths are saying is Kales eight one four.

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Speaker 3: So Kayla, thank you for sending this in. We really

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Speaker 1: It goes a little something like this, here's a bananas

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Speaker 1: story for you. In college, my roommates and my roommates

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Speaker 1: and I were watching a show much like World's Dumbest

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Speaker 1: said do not attempt this at home. Obviously we were

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Speaker 1: These people were attempting to break the record for most

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Speaker 1: times they could repetitively kick themselves in the head. All right,

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Speaker 4: So themselves in the head with their own foot.

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Speaker 1: Do you think they're standing still and they're kicking themselves

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Speaker 4: I love the that's just flexibility.

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Speaker 3: That is beautiful.

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Speaker 4: I couldn't kick myself in the head if I wanted to.

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Speaker 3: We found out television.

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Speaker 1: I was just fine. So moral a story. Don't do

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Speaker 1: By love you guys, Kayla.

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Speaker 4: That's a good one. I like that one a lot.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of like the dumbest thing. I've

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Speaker 2: And I would sit up on the stage and do

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Speaker 4: And then so then we had to go to the hospital.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, and I had to have stitches and I

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Speaker 1: Each class had a winner, and then the whole school

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Speaker 1: I was lipsick to don't worry, Be happy by Bobby mcfarrett.

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Speaker 1: I had slippers in a robe, I had a newspaper

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Speaker 3: The whole school was laughing so hard. I was like, oh,

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Speaker 2: Let me just understand it holding a newspaper, and then

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Speaker 2: Yes, As she gives me my shot, she is humming

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Speaker 2: I'm like, dad bought.

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Speaker 1: with my friend Rusty and we were shooting bottle rocket's

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Speaker 1: We're the only guys in the house as a joke.

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Speaker 1: We're blasting Jimmy Buffett's greatest hits, and we're lighting fireworks

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Speaker 1: explodes and ricochets off. The cop cars hood lights instantly on.

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Speaker 1: Cybern instantly on. But he has to go around the

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Speaker 3: It's not yea.

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Speaker 1: So in that time, I mean it happened. It was

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Speaker 1: like a Rube Goldberg of disaster where it was like, Oh,

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Speaker 1: it's tipping.

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Speaker 3: Oops, it's gonna shoot the road. Hope it doesn't hit

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Speaker 3: a car. Oh my god, it's a cop car. Oh

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Speaker 3: my god, it hit the cop car. Oh my god,

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Speaker 3: the cop saw.

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Speaker 1: So we run back in the house, lock the doors,

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Speaker 1: turn off the lights, but we didn't turn off the stereo.

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Speaker 3: We didn't have time. We hid in his house.

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Speaker 1: The cops just knocking on the door, knocking on the door,

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Speaker 1: to the door. We were worried. His parents were gonna

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Speaker 1: come home and be like, what's happened? But the cop

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Speaker 1: there and it's just like Jimmy Buffett, just like fins

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Speaker 3: Don't say word, don't say a word, don't say word.

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Speaker 3: And we got away with it.

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