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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran.

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Speaker 2: The Elvis Duran phone tappen.

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Speaker 1: Dear Elvis Durant. My ex husband and I are in

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Speaker 1: pretty good terms. We have a twelve year old daughter together,

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Speaker 1: and we're both very involved in her life. My ex

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Speaker 1: would flip out if he got a call from her

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Speaker 1: school to tell him about something I should have told

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Speaker 1: him about first.

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Speaker 3: You know how that is.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we've always agreed to be in total and complete

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Speaker 1: communication with each other when it comes to our daughter.

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Speaker 1: This comes to us from Samantha's mom. Samantha, by the way,

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Speaker 1: obviously has been having troubles in school. According to the call,

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Speaker 1: the dad's about to get Scary Jones calls the dad

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Speaker 1: Scary plays the priest from the Catholic school Samantha attends,

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Speaker 1: and then Samantha and her mom will take over. This

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Speaker 1: is a mom and a daughter playing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on dad. We love these phone taps.

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Speaker 3: Hello, mister marshall, we're hi.

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Speaker 2: This is Father McCardell with the Democrats to the cele

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Speaker 2: church on Staten Island. How are you doing today?

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Speaker 3: All right, we're going to do with your father.

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Speaker 2: Your daughter, Samantha. She will be suspended and it will

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Speaker 2: take effect on Monday.

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Speaker 3: Okay, and what is this? What is this for?

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Speaker 2: Are you not in a loop on this?

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Speaker 3: No? I guess my mother is hiding it from me.

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Speaker 2: Well, we were in a prayer and her cell phone

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Speaker 2: went off and the ring tone was from that TV

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Speaker 2: show The Family.

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Speaker 3: Guy, right, which is inappropriate to start with?

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Speaker 2: Yes, and that character there Stewie started spewing obscenities.

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Speaker 3: It's not allowed to happen here at my house. And

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Speaker 3: she's not allowed to watch that here at my house.

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Speaker 2: Yes, So I reprimanded her for this, and she told

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Speaker 2: me to go, Oh my god, Lord please, I did

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Speaker 2: not say that, Okay, I just I had to.

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Speaker 3: Tell you that. No, I had to hear that.

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Speaker 2: Right, I mean, this is definitely not the word of

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Speaker 2: the Lord, sir.

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Speaker 3: No. N should have heard about this the day it

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Speaker 3: happened immediately, and not from you, of course, but from

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Speaker 3: my ex.

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Speaker 2: There was a spitting incident in the cafeteria. Are you

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Speaker 2: familiar with that?

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Speaker 3: No? I'm not.

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Speaker 2: She spat in another girl.

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Speaker 3: Right, and that's as about as inappropriate as it can get.

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Speaker 2: Free, kid, this happens a lot when children come from

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Speaker 2: broken homes.

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Speaker 3: You know what, I have too much time and too

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Speaker 3: much effort investing in my kids to have this happen

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Speaker 3: to them.

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Speaker 2: All right, anything else I could do? My doors are

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Speaker 2: open to you.

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Speaker 3: All right, very good. I appreciate your call. Thank you,

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Speaker 3: thank you. Bye bye.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's gonna kill me.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's call him back.

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Speaker 3: You speak? Oh god? Okay, Hello? Hey, what's up? Is

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Speaker 3: there something you need to tell me that you didn't?

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Speaker 3: I don't think so. What's up? Was there some incidences

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Speaker 3: in school involving Samanthas spitting in another kid's face in

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Speaker 3: the school. It didn't seem like a big worry. It

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Speaker 3: doesn't strike you as kind of a filthy, disgusting, low

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Speaker 3: life thing to do. What did I do keeping something

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Speaker 3: like that from me? That your daughter is behaving like

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Speaker 3: a filthy animal. So I had to hear this from

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Speaker 3: a priest. Oh, they called you. A prest called me

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Speaker 3: to tell me that samanthas suspended for a week for

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Speaker 3: spitting in no for telling him to go in front

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Speaker 3: of the whole class in church. I'm sure you would

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Speaker 3: have found out. I would have found out. Not. I

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Speaker 3: should have heard it from you immediately the day it happened,

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Speaker 3: Just like the last conversation we had. I don't know

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Speaker 3: why you're getting all high strung about it. I really

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Speaker 3: know how I strung the date that happened. You should

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Speaker 3: have threw her in the car, drove past here, we

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Speaker 3: should have went right up to the school. That's the

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Speaker 3: way a parent would have handled this. I mean what

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Speaker 3: they say a day a week, oh week, that's not

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Speaker 3: that bad what Your daughter is twelve years old. She

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Speaker 3: got suspended for telling a priest to go himself in church.

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Speaker 3: If you don't think that there is something seriously wrong there,

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Speaker 3: and you don't think that's a problem, then maybe you

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Speaker 3: need some help. Her phone went off in church and

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Speaker 3: it was a Stewie from family guy with his routine

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Speaker 3: and his foul language and all. You don't see a

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Speaker 3: problem in that. Your daughter having that on her phone,

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Speaker 3: she's supposed to have it on vibrate or when she's

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Speaker 3: in school. Should she even be listening to that at

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Speaker 3: twelve years old at all?

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Speaker 1: It's just a cartoon.

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Speaker 3: It's a sexually oriented cartoon that a twelve year old

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Speaker 3: girl is watching. Are you going to destroy this kid's life?

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Speaker 3: I don't see the big deal over it. You don't

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Speaker 3: see the big dealer your twelve year old daughter telling

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Speaker 3: a priest to go fucking church in front of a

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Speaker 3: whole class. You don't see the problem that, I can

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Speaker 3: guarantee you this. You would be the only one not

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Speaker 3: to see a problem in that. Anybody else would want

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Speaker 3: her to get psychiatric help. And you too, Do you

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Speaker 3: want to talk to her? Yeah? I certainly, yes, I

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Speaker 3: certainly do want to talk to her. Hold On, I

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Speaker 3: can't even believe how disgraceful this is. Well, what did

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Speaker 3: you do in church? What did you say a priest?

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Speaker 1: I don't say anything.

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Speaker 3: This is the way you act, I guess, So what

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Speaker 3: else is it? And you didn't tell me that? You

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Speaker 3: should have told me?

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Speaker 1: You always get a man me for like nothing.

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Speaker 3: There are multiple incidences that I heard about, okay, like

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Speaker 3: what like the spitting incident? The bug went into my mouth?

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Speaker 3: What was I supposed to do in the girl's face? No,

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Speaker 3: not even my accident. A bug went in your mouth

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Speaker 3: and that's what you was. I would never do that.

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Speaker 3: What are you crazy? You don't what? Honey, I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: give you such a smack.

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Speaker 2: I could do what I want. I'm not apologize.

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Speaker 3: If I don't watch him, you'll do what you're told

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Speaker 3: why because you're twelve years old, you're not an adult. Yes,

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Speaker 3: I air, I'm a smart mouth. Again. She just put

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Speaker 3: the phone down.

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Speaker 1: She's getting all upset.

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Speaker 3: What happened? What happened? I mean, I'm sure she's very pleased.

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Speaker 3: She can act like an animal, she can act like

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Speaker 3: a piece of trash, and you'll keep it a secret

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Speaker 3: for her and use her buddies forever. Did you punish her?

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Speaker 3: Did you shit her in her room for a couple

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Speaker 3: of days? What did you do to her for this?

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Speaker 3: My faded with the week off? Maybe you know she

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Speaker 3: could do fun stuff? Are you all right? Why? Are

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Speaker 3: you okay? You? I'm fine? Are you sure? Yeah? You know,

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Speaker 3: maybe she can go to the zoo or do whatever,

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Speaker 3: go to the zoo or do whatever. So your daughter

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Speaker 3: told the priest to go and you think she should

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Speaker 3: maybe spend a week off in the zoo.

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Speaker 2: I think she's talking about Elvis Durant and the zoo.

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Speaker 2: You've been phone tapped.

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Speaker 3: A bit.

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Speaker 2: Hey, it's scary, Jones.

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Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? If she ever tells the priest that,

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Speaker 3: I'm would have rigged her neck. Well, dad, let's check

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Speaker 3: you did that to daddy? Yeah, you freak guys just

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Speaker 3: hung me out to drive the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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Speaker 2: This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by

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Speaker 2: all participants

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