1 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:16,920 Speaker 1: This is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse 2 00:00:17,079 --> 00:00:20,720 Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show, and 3 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:22,680 Speaker 1: it's going to be such a good hour. I'm gonna 4 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:25,240 Speaker 1: talk just this briefly for a moment about a little 5 00:00:25,239 --> 00:00:30,080 Speaker 1: world event that hopefully won't require the US military, but 6 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:32,960 Speaker 1: I don't know. We'll get to that in a couple 7 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:35,800 Speaker 1: of minutes. And as you know, ten minutes from now, 8 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:39,600 Speaker 1: the semifinals. 9 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:43,680 Speaker 2: It's the twenty twenty five Crappiest Country in the World competition. 10 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:49,479 Speaker 2: Tonight's matchup is between India and Somalia, brought to you 11 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:52,960 Speaker 2: by Twin City Septic Painted Tam Brown. 12 00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:00,560 Speaker 1: Oh that and so much more coming up this hour 13 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:04,319 Speaker 1: on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. But let me 14 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:10,319 Speaker 1: ask you, what is as far as major powers go? 15 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:17,200 Speaker 1: What is the most experienced military on the planet right now? 16 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:20,240 Speaker 1: Major powers? I'm not talking about history or anything else. 17 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:26,360 Speaker 1: Major powers. What is the military? What's the country? Russia? 18 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:32,480 Speaker 1: The answer is Russia. Russia has been fighting an awful 19 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:38,880 Speaker 1: artillery drone war for years in Ukraine. Now the reason 20 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:41,000 Speaker 1: I said major powers is you could easily say, well, 21 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:43,600 Speaker 1: Ukraine is too, yeah, but they've been losing they've got 22 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:47,319 Speaker 1: fifty year olds in uniform. The Russians still have a 23 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:51,960 Speaker 1: bunch of young men. Their equipment is getting better, their 24 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:58,320 Speaker 1: tactics are getting better. Russia knows more about fighting a 25 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:01,760 Speaker 1: war in the year twenty than any other country on 26 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:04,560 Speaker 1: the planet. That's not me saying Russia is better than us. 27 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:07,920 Speaker 1: They certainly are not. And that's not me saying we 28 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:13,520 Speaker 1: can't learn. We can, but it takes time in war 29 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:17,960 Speaker 1: to get up to speed. Did you know part of 30 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:21,839 Speaker 1: the reason why the beginning of World War II went 31 00:02:21,919 --> 00:02:24,560 Speaker 1: so poorly for us? This is something we don't talk 32 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:27,120 Speaker 1: about a lot, but you know why we had all 33 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:35,320 Speaker 1: those losses, navy losses, land losses. Our leadership sucked. We 34 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:41,720 Speaker 1: had a peacetime military leadership. They weren't ready, they weren't equipped, 35 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:45,560 Speaker 1: and so it took time to fire all the necessary 36 00:02:45,639 --> 00:02:49,520 Speaker 1: generals and admirals and replace them with people who were capable. 37 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:51,240 Speaker 1: And eventually we did and we won, and all that 38 00:02:51,320 --> 00:03:00,680 Speaker 1: was good. So let's go to China. China wants Taiwan clarify. 39 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,679 Speaker 1: There is a situation in China that I need to clarify. 40 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:05,800 Speaker 1: And I know you don't necessarily care about China, and 41 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:08,680 Speaker 1: neither do I. But this may apply to us, so 42 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:14,120 Speaker 1: we have to discuss it. There's a situation. Jijinping is 43 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:16,160 Speaker 1: the head of the Communist Party. You already know this, 44 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:21,480 Speaker 1: but because we're not there often we oftentimes, unless we're 45 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:27,480 Speaker 1: studying it, we don't know the political stability situation. If 46 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:30,359 Speaker 1: you had asked me even a year ago, maybe two 47 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:34,880 Speaker 1: years ago, hey, how's xixin pains hold on power? I 48 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:37,160 Speaker 1: hadn't done that much research into it. You know, I'm 49 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:39,400 Speaker 1: more of an ugly American. I would have said, Oh, 50 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:41,680 Speaker 1: I mean he rules with an iron fist. He's a 51 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:48,200 Speaker 1: dictator kind of. There are other very powerful families in 52 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:52,560 Speaker 1: the Communist Party who hate him. He has killed their relatives, 53 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:57,120 Speaker 1: their fathers, their grandfathers. There are generals inside of the 54 00:03:57,240 --> 00:04:03,800 Speaker 1: Chinese army that are unhappy with him. Their economy is 55 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:06,600 Speaker 1: on the brink. If you listen to people, it is 56 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:09,640 Speaker 1: on the brink. They have spent way too much money. 57 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:13,840 Speaker 1: They are buried in debt. They have obviously, you know 58 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:16,000 Speaker 1: how many China's famous for how many people they have. 59 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:19,360 Speaker 1: They got a billion people over there. They can't afford 60 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,560 Speaker 1: twenty five percent unemployment, or there's going to be a 61 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:26,960 Speaker 1: revolution of angry Chinamen, and Jixijinping is going to be 62 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:30,280 Speaker 1: out and probably dead the way they handle things over there, 63 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:34,920 Speaker 1: he is in a very dangerous situation, as almost all 64 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:39,640 Speaker 1: communist dictators always are. Remember, Stalin has thought of as 65 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:43,640 Speaker 1: someone who who ruled absolutely. Stalin always thought he was 66 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:46,480 Speaker 1: going to get overthrown and assassinated. He thought another dirty 67 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:48,040 Speaker 1: comedy was going to take him out, because that's what 68 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:50,880 Speaker 1: they do. By the way, there are a lot of 69 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:54,560 Speaker 1: people who believe another comedy did. But anyway, that's another story. 70 00:04:55,200 --> 00:05:02,039 Speaker 1: So Jijinping has a situation. He wants time w in part, 71 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:07,080 Speaker 1: he thinks he needs Taiwan, meaning it's not just that 72 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:10,640 Speaker 1: he wants it. China has always thought it belongs to them. 73 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:13,600 Speaker 1: We won't let them have it, but they've always thought 74 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:15,880 Speaker 1: it belongs to them. That's why even on their maps 75 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:20,120 Speaker 1: it's not called Taiwan, right, it's just part of China. 76 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:25,400 Speaker 1: He wants it, he also might need it, meaning he 77 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:29,320 Speaker 1: needs a win, he needs a political win over there. 78 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:34,560 Speaker 1: But there's another part. What if he struggles to get it. 79 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:37,800 Speaker 1: What if he decides he wants to take Taiwan because 80 00:05:37,839 --> 00:05:41,760 Speaker 1: he can take Taiwan, but What if Taiwan puts up 81 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:45,200 Speaker 1: a little bit of a fight. Remember, we ship Taiwan 82 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:49,719 Speaker 1: things they need to defend themselves. What if Taiwan puts 83 00:05:49,839 --> 00:05:52,559 Speaker 1: up a bit of a fight. What if China takes 84 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:56,040 Speaker 1: a loss here, a loss there, he might be in trouble. 85 00:05:56,440 --> 00:06:01,640 Speaker 1: Now back to Russia. Here's a headline for you how 86 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:07,680 Speaker 1: Russia is helping China prepare to seize Taiwan. This is 87 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:10,960 Speaker 1: about air dropping, armored vehicles and things like that. Again 88 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:13,880 Speaker 1: stuff Russia has had to learn the hard way over 89 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:18,520 Speaker 1: the last few years. China, they have not. Russia knows, 90 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:21,760 Speaker 1: China doesn't. I am not saying there's about to be 91 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:23,359 Speaker 1: a war with Taiwan, and I'm not saying you have 92 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:25,479 Speaker 1: to stress about it. We've got enough of our own 93 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:31,839 Speaker 1: problems here. But if there is, If Jeshin Ping decides 94 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:37,240 Speaker 1: his power, maybe his life requires him to take Taiwan. 95 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:41,600 Speaker 1: The chances the United States military is going to get 96 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:46,200 Speaker 1: involved in some way, they're pretty strong. Trump's not going 97 00:06:46,279 --> 00:06:49,560 Speaker 1: to stand by and let it happen. Our policy towards 98 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:54,600 Speaker 1: China taking Taiwan has always been very, very fuzzy. On purpose. 99 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:58,159 Speaker 1: All of our politicians will talk out of both sides 100 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:01,440 Speaker 1: of their mouths. Well, yes, militarily, we'll step into defend them. Well, 101 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:04,520 Speaker 1: not really sure. We have a great relationship with China, 102 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:09,000 Speaker 1: so no one exactly knows what our policy is, including China. 103 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:11,160 Speaker 1: But I think it would be naive to think Donald 104 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:15,440 Speaker 1: Trump would sit back and let China do it. Now, 105 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:19,560 Speaker 1: we just had a long, hour long talk about the 106 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:23,480 Speaker 1: shape of the military. It gets a little more real 107 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:27,840 Speaker 1: when you consider there's a chance our military would have 108 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:32,040 Speaker 1: to go around the world and possibly take on a 109 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:37,640 Speaker 1: combined military of Russia and Chinese soldiers. It gets more 110 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:41,120 Speaker 1: real when you think about your son or sadly your 111 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:46,160 Speaker 1: daughter in the South China Sea on a navy ship 112 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:52,960 Speaker 1: with a hypersonic missile coming her way. Gets real, doesn't it. 113 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:57,880 Speaker 1: It gets real, and it gets real real fast. Wanted 114 00:07:57,920 --> 00:08:02,240 Speaker 1: to drive that point home. And you know, I forgot 115 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:06,160 Speaker 1: to tease this next hour. About halfway through next hour, 116 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:09,320 Speaker 1: I am going to bring on a friend of mine. 117 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:12,600 Speaker 1: He's a merchant marine captain. His name is John Conrad, 118 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:16,680 Speaker 1: very sharp guy, merchant marine captain. You know how we've 119 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:20,040 Speaker 1: talked a lot about fire fighting on a ship. It 120 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,360 Speaker 1: just always comes up, especially when need to discuss world 121 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:25,480 Speaker 1: War two because it was so necessary with these huge 122 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:30,600 Speaker 1: naval battles, especially against Japan. Ships are burning, kamakazies. You're 123 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:33,960 Speaker 1: trying to put out fires. It's a nightmare. He has 124 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:36,480 Speaker 1: not in World War Two, but he has had to 125 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:40,880 Speaker 1: fight fires, big scary ones on ships in the middle 126 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:43,319 Speaker 1: of the ocean. And I'm going to ask him about that. 127 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:47,480 Speaker 1: We're going to talk about that. It's something to think about. 128 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:51,800 Speaker 1: And it also drives home why we need a retrofitted 129 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:54,720 Speaker 1: military that is prepped and ready to go. All right, 130 00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:58,360 Speaker 1: enough of that. It's a good day in a lot 131 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:03,040 Speaker 1: of ways, really really rootly good day. The shutdown. How 132 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:06,160 Speaker 1: many federal workers try to lay on, well, we made 133 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:08,440 Speaker 1: you a lot. And that's only because of the Democrats. 134 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:12,920 Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I think we're gonna get a bunch of 135 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,599 Speaker 3: fired federal employees. 136 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:18,720 Speaker 1: And Democrats are in a very serious situation when it 137 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:20,480 Speaker 1: comes to the shutdown. I'm not gonna spend a lot 138 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:23,760 Speaker 1: of time on it, but their situation is they need 139 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:27,400 Speaker 1: a political win, so they kind of need a shutdown 140 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:30,600 Speaker 1: to show that they're taking it to Trump. Hey, legals, 141 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:33,280 Speaker 1: we're trying to get you your money. They kind of 142 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:36,720 Speaker 1: need that win. Make Trump look bad, make Republicans look bad. 143 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:42,480 Speaker 1: But Trump has already said it's been well documented by now. 144 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:47,920 Speaker 1: He's going to not lay off, not suspend. He's going 145 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:53,280 Speaker 1: to use a shutdown as an opportunity to fire government 146 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:56,319 Speaker 1: employees in mass Who do you think he's going to fire. 147 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:59,520 Speaker 1: He's going to clean out the most committed communists he 148 00:09:59,559 --> 00:10:03,240 Speaker 1: can fire, and from the government communist and filtrators who've 149 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:06,280 Speaker 1: been worming their way into those positions for years. 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Actually, 177 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:57,520 Speaker 1: Don Lemon of all people said, we'll get to the FBI, 178 00:11:57,679 --> 00:12:01,160 Speaker 1: We're gonna get to Patsy's email, but we don't have 179 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:05,120 Speaker 1: time for that right now. We have to tackle bigger issues. 180 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:08,640 Speaker 1: It is the semis it is the Semifinals. It's been 181 00:12:08,679 --> 00:12:13,680 Speaker 1: a long, brutal slog of a tournament. But we owe 182 00:12:13,679 --> 00:12:17,440 Speaker 1: it to America, you me, we owe it to the 183 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:22,640 Speaker 1: world to figure out what is the crappiest country. And 184 00:12:22,679 --> 00:12:25,839 Speaker 1: because this is semifinals and you've already heard all the 185 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:28,920 Speaker 1: horrible facts about these horrible countries over and over and 186 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:32,120 Speaker 1: over again, I'm not going to play the whole fact 187 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:37,280 Speaker 1: bit that we did before. We have a severely trimmed 188 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:41,120 Speaker 1: down version of each country. And then what we're gonna 189 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:44,840 Speaker 1: do is, you me, We're going to make a personal decision. 190 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:48,280 Speaker 1: Where would we spend a week? Now? What is the 191 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:51,520 Speaker 1: matchup tonight? 192 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:56,120 Speaker 2: It's the twenty twenty five Crappiest Country in the World competition. 193 00:12:56,840 --> 00:13:01,920 Speaker 2: Tonight's matchup is between India and Somalia, brought to you 194 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:09,960 Speaker 2: by Twin City Septic Paint the tawn Brown. 195 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:16,200 Speaker 1: So let's meet our first contender. Our first contender that 196 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,520 Speaker 1: I don't know that they were worthy of the semis. 197 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:23,520 Speaker 1: It was your voting that brought them to the semis. 198 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:27,000 Speaker 1: And look the way you've been voting, they might win 199 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:31,400 Speaker 1: at all. India tourists get raped all the time. Wives 200 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:36,520 Speaker 1: are routinely raped by their husbands in India. Children are 201 00:13:36,679 --> 00:13:41,200 Speaker 1: routinely raped in India. How many AE hundred and fifty 202 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:48,280 Speaker 1: three million girls and seventy three million boys have been 203 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:52,240 Speaker 1: raped in India? It is, It happens by gangs, it 204 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:56,800 Speaker 1: happens at night. It by all appearances, is the rapist 205 00:13:56,880 --> 00:14:01,240 Speaker 1: country on the planet. On top of the the country 206 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:06,920 Speaker 1: is most famous for being absolutely filthy in every possible way. 207 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:10,520 Speaker 1: There's trash everywhere. But it's not only garbage, you see, 208 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:14,199 Speaker 1: it's poop. It's p not just animal poop and p 209 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:18,880 Speaker 1: human poop in p all over the streets. The entire 210 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:24,400 Speaker 1: country apparently is like San Francisco. So that's not good India. 211 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:29,360 Speaker 1: But tournament favorite, I would say Somalia is going to 212 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:32,080 Speaker 1: be a tough nut to crarosm is a little bit 213 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:36,240 Speaker 1: deeper and more embedded in Somalia. We're talking car bombs, 214 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:40,960 Speaker 1: suicide vests. That Subaru outback might not be driven by 215 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:44,800 Speaker 1: a lesbian, might actually be driven by a Muslim extremist. 216 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:48,480 Speaker 1: Somalia also mixes in a healthy dose of piracy, which 217 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:52,560 Speaker 1: is well known by now. Female genital mutilation might be 218 00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:56,400 Speaker 1: the most disgusting practice I have ever heard about. Just 219 00:14:56,520 --> 00:15:01,280 Speaker 1: know it's actually worse than you imagine seventy of Somalia 220 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:04,520 Speaker 1: lives in extreme poverty. That country is run by war 221 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:07,800 Speaker 1: lords and terrorists. The only good news I have out 222 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,800 Speaker 1: of Somalia is so many of the bad people have 223 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,880 Speaker 1: left Somalia. Of course, the bad news is they're all 224 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:19,280 Speaker 1: now in Minneapolis. Yeah, they're all in Minneapolis, and they're 225 00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:22,440 Speaker 1: members of costs. It is a tragedy that Charlie Kirk 226 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:25,520 Speaker 1: was killed in that way, but there is no legacy 227 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:26,000 Speaker 1: to honor. 228 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:27,360 Speaker 3: It was a legacy film. 229 00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:32,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, Despicable Demon. All right, here's how I want to 230 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,920 Speaker 1: try to picture this, because it's hard to handicap this. 231 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:39,960 Speaker 1: We have to spend a week there. You're not poor, 232 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:44,000 Speaker 1: but you're not rich. You've got some walking around money, 233 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,800 Speaker 1: but you're Look, there's not going to be private security 234 00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:49,440 Speaker 1: for you or me. If you got to go somewhere, 235 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:51,600 Speaker 1: you got a cab it you're gonna have to stay 236 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:54,920 Speaker 1: at a hotel. It doesn't have to be a rundown hotel. 237 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:57,160 Speaker 1: It can be something, you know, nice, like a Best Western, 238 00:15:57,440 --> 00:16:04,560 Speaker 1: but not five star. A week in India. I feel 239 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:08,480 Speaker 1: like I could do a week in India. I don't 240 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:11,920 Speaker 1: want to. I have no desire to visit part of 241 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:15,520 Speaker 1: that is because I despise curry. I just hate Indian food. 242 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:18,280 Speaker 1: And part of it is because, as I said earlier, 243 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,200 Speaker 1: I've had many friends who've been there and they say 244 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:26,480 Speaker 1: it's estapho and it smells so bad, it smells so terrible. 245 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:31,440 Speaker 1: But there are at least some beautiful landmarks, some beautiful 246 00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:38,119 Speaker 1: countryside in India. I like elephants. There are some famous 247 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:41,280 Speaker 1: Indians of note that we should all acknowledge, people like 248 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:45,960 Speaker 1: Gandhi and Sitting Bull. And I don't think you can 249 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,920 Speaker 1: say the same for Somalia, even with walking around money, 250 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:54,440 Speaker 1: even with the best western what is there to see? 251 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:56,000 Speaker 1: Where are you going? 252 00:16:56,960 --> 00:17:01,480 Speaker 3: It's not as if there's a single site take in. 253 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:06,040 Speaker 3: In fact, you can't name a single Somali of note, 254 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:09,480 Speaker 3: And in my opinion, that is the difference. 255 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:12,200 Speaker 1: But it's not just my opinion, of course, because as 256 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:15,520 Speaker 1: you're well aware, I am a man of the people. 257 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:20,400 Speaker 1: I'm a man of the people, and you you didn't 258 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:25,600 Speaker 1: think this contest was that close. Somalia stomped India in 259 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:30,879 Speaker 1: your voting, and I definitely can't overrule you here. India. 260 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:35,600 Speaker 1: I am sorry. I want you to know you made 261 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:39,760 Speaker 1: a great run at it. I know that you know 262 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:44,000 Speaker 1: your effort was worthy. But as in all things, this 263 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:46,959 Speaker 1: is how it goes in sports, in competition, in life. 264 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:51,800 Speaker 1: Just because you think you're the nastiest, dirtiest, crappiest country 265 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:54,919 Speaker 1: on the earth, that doesn't mean there's not a place 266 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:58,960 Speaker 1: that's nastier and crappier and dirtier. And it's just going 267 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:02,600 Speaker 1: to be very, very difficult to bounce Somalia out of 268 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:06,760 Speaker 1: this tournament. Now, I will say the other two countries 269 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:10,040 Speaker 1: who are going to square off the next semi final match, 270 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:15,040 Speaker 1: our final semifinal match is North Korea versus Haiti. I 271 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:17,639 Speaker 1: like both of their chances against Somalia. I'm not going 272 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:21,080 Speaker 1: to say they will beat Somalia, but they're certainly both worthy. 273 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:25,400 Speaker 1: But for now we have to acknowledge Somalia emerges from 274 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:28,280 Speaker 1: the final four and they're going to be playing for 275 00:18:28,359 --> 00:18:36,560 Speaker 1: a title. So congratulations. Now we talk off in you 276 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:41,639 Speaker 1: and me about the world of make Believe. Bob, my 277 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:46,560 Speaker 1: wife she got a she got a message from one 278 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:50,720 Speaker 1: of her relatives who's very upset with me. I am 279 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:53,000 Speaker 1: going to read it for you next, and it is 280 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:57,760 Speaker 1: amazing in every way. Before I read it to you, 281 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,760 Speaker 1: I want you to know, we made a decision right 282 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:05,560 Speaker 1: before the tournament today. We decided whoever wins the tournament 283 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:08,480 Speaker 1: is going to get a little packet a relief Factor, 284 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:13,919 Speaker 1: because look, imagine the pain in these countries. Imagine the what, 285 00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:18,360 Speaker 1: but imagine the daily chronic pain you must go through 286 00:19:18,359 --> 00:19:21,600 Speaker 1: if you're in Somalia. Oh no, is that a bug bite? Nope, 287 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:24,720 Speaker 1: it's a terrorist show. Oh no, it's some kind of 288 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:28,480 Speaker 1: poisonous steak. It's a black mamba. It's just a constant 289 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:31,280 Speaker 1: life of pain. You don't want to live like that. 290 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:33,960 Speaker 1: I don't want to live like that, and even Somalis 291 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,520 Speaker 1: don't want to live like that. And Relief Factor is 292 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:40,480 Speaker 1: here to take away everybody's pain. They're not ugly Americans 293 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:44,600 Speaker 1: like me. They want everybody to be pain free. Try 294 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:47,320 Speaker 1: Relief Factor for three weeks for the daily pain in 295 00:19:47,359 --> 00:19:51,359 Speaker 1: your life. A three week quick start is nineteen ninety five. 296 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:55,520 Speaker 1: It's drug free. It's a supplement. 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But I need to explain the situation. 307 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:38,119 Speaker 1: Democrats live in a world of make believe, as we've discussed, 308 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:42,840 Speaker 1: and this is not just a few kooks. The average democrat. 309 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:47,000 Speaker 1: Democrat believes, wow, that was a really bad slip of 310 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:51,199 Speaker 1: the tongue there. The average democrat believes a lot of 311 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:54,320 Speaker 1: things that simply are not real. They're black and white 312 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:58,240 Speaker 1: not real. The average democrat believes Donald Trump called Nazis 313 00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:03,400 Speaker 1: very fine people. The average democrat believes Donald Trump told 314 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:07,439 Speaker 1: people to inject bleach. The average Democrat believes George Floyd 315 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:10,280 Speaker 1: died of an overdose. That a bunch of things that 316 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:15,119 Speaker 1: are just simply factually incorrect. Therefore, I'm not being insulting. 317 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:20,840 Speaker 1: They are insane. Most Democrats are insane, as insane as 318 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:24,560 Speaker 1: the guy who believes he can fly, and it's because 319 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:26,880 Speaker 1: of the world of make believe, that it's constructed for 320 00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:30,840 Speaker 1: them by the military and Democrat politicians. It just is 321 00:21:31,119 --> 00:21:35,679 Speaker 1: all right. Now. The result of that downstream of that 322 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:42,199 Speaker 1: is they are desperate, bitter and angry about things that 323 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:46,160 Speaker 1: aren't real. You know, obviously who Megan Kelly is. I'm 324 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:49,280 Speaker 1: not going to insult your intelligence. Famous journalist Megan Kelly. 325 00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:52,840 Speaker 1: She has a Megan Kelly show. She's a friend of mine. 326 00:21:53,119 --> 00:21:57,040 Speaker 1: She is doing what are those speaking tours? You know, 327 00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:59,120 Speaker 1: people do this a bunch of different cities and they'll 328 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:01,840 Speaker 1: have guests. And I've told you already that she's doing 329 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:04,880 Speaker 1: one here in the Houston area. It's in Sugarland, Texas 330 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:09,240 Speaker 1: on October twenty third, and I'm one of her guests. 331 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:14,399 Speaker 1: It's me and Donald Trump, Donald Trump Junior. Okay, So 332 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:21,159 Speaker 1: Bob on social media just puts it out there. I 333 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,439 Speaker 1: think she just put up the poster or something like 334 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:25,479 Speaker 1: that and says, hey, I think it was on her 335 00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:28,920 Speaker 1: Twitter account or something like that, Hey, Jesse's doing this thing. 336 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:32,800 Speaker 1: I'm excited at something like that. All right, one of 337 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:34,719 Speaker 1: her relatives and I'm not going to say who. I'm 338 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:36,920 Speaker 1: not going to say her name. I'm not going to 339 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:40,959 Speaker 1: say how close the relation is just one of her relatives. 340 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,840 Speaker 1: In response to just the poster going on, You know, 341 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:46,919 Speaker 1: ob didn't take some strong political stance. It was just 342 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:50,000 Speaker 1: Jesse's going to be speaking with Megan Kelly and Donald 343 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:55,400 Speaker 1: Trump Junior promptly sent her a message. And I'm going 344 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:58,400 Speaker 1: to read for you the message verbatim. Now i'll beep 345 00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:04,200 Speaker 1: out the names myself, but this is the message. I'm sorry, 346 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:08,919 Speaker 1: but really you, I understand you can't help who you 347 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:14,119 Speaker 1: love and all the bowl beep they do, but you, seriously, 348 00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:18,959 Speaker 1: you are all up in this maga beep too. I 349 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:22,639 Speaker 1: don't know why I'm so disappointed or bothered. I guess 350 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:25,120 Speaker 1: I just thought I knew you. And actually pause on this. 351 00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:27,960 Speaker 1: I'm done with the beeps from now on. It's going 352 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:32,440 Speaker 1: to be this when there's a potty word. I guess 353 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:35,200 Speaker 1: I just thought I knew you, which is stupid, right. 354 00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:39,040 Speaker 1: I just thought you were different from that. I hope 355 00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:42,320 Speaker 1: that while you're at your little Nazi pride get together, 356 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:47,760 Speaker 1: you keep in mind that this administration is directly responsible 357 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:53,320 Speaker 1: for killing my father, who believed Donald Trump and Fox 358 00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:56,320 Speaker 1: News when they said COVID was a hoax, just like 359 00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:58,359 Speaker 1: the flu By the way, that's not why the guy died. 360 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,760 Speaker 1: He got COVID. He went to the hospitle they put 361 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:03,040 Speaker 1: them on a ventilator and as everyone knows that that 362 00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:05,720 Speaker 1: ended up killing a lot of people. But again, facts 363 00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:09,000 Speaker 1: don't matter. I hope that you know they're trying to 364 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:15,159 Speaker 1: erase my community of LGBTQA people. For the love of God, 365 00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:19,159 Speaker 1: I pray that you understand that if they have their way, 366 00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:23,600 Speaker 1: my honest, wonderful husband would be exiled to a country 367 00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:28,159 Speaker 1: he wasn't even born in. Please listen to what is 368 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:32,760 Speaker 1: being said as if you are not white, straight and 369 00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:37,600 Speaker 1: indoctrinated into some cult, you are better than this. I 370 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:46,720 Speaker 1: believe that that is from a relative in response to 371 00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:53,639 Speaker 1: a poster saying, I'm speaking somewhere with Megan Kelly. I 372 00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:56,080 Speaker 1: know that you have well I hope you don't, but 373 00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:59,160 Speaker 1: I bet you do have a democrat in your life. 374 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,480 Speaker 1: Maybe it's on social media, maybe it's in your family, 375 00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:06,080 Speaker 1: maybe it's at work. And I know as I read 376 00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:09,239 Speaker 1: that little thing there, you were not shocked, were you, 377 00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:14,200 Speaker 1: because you can picture the democrat in your life speaking 378 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:18,280 Speaker 1: in exactly this way. This is a tough place to 379 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:19,679 Speaker 1: be as a country. We're going to get to some 380 00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:22,760 Speaker 1: emails here, but we have to We do have to 381 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:27,120 Speaker 1: remember these people are all around us, and yes, they've 382 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:30,520 Speaker 1: been lied to obviously, and the lies have led to 383 00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:38,280 Speaker 1: a mental brokenness. Something has broken inside of them. But wow, wow, 384 00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:44,199 Speaker 1: that is something Jesse. You are correct. The stiffest punishments 385 00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:47,919 Speaker 1: need to be reserved for corrupt government officials. There should 386 00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:50,480 Speaker 1: be a separate court like there is for the military, 387 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:53,399 Speaker 1: for government officials. Hey, Chris, do you have that Do 388 00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:57,240 Speaker 1: you have that quiet skyes thing? I messaged you along 389 00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:01,679 Speaker 1: these same lines. There was testimony today in front of 390 00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:06,359 Speaker 1: Congress about punishments for government officials, and we talked earlier 391 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:09,359 Speaker 1: in the show. We've talked a lot about what communists 392 00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:12,600 Speaker 1: do with power. I want you to listen to every 393 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:15,959 Speaker 1: word of this. Listen to what the communists did in 394 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:19,560 Speaker 1: the government when Joe Biden was president, and tell me 395 00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:23,919 Speaker 1: there shouldn't be some sort of military tribunal for everybody involved. 396 00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:26,480 Speaker 4: As Labosco contacted us at a power oversight again in 397 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:29,199 Speaker 4: the beginning of August twenty twenty four, when Air Marshalls 398 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:32,159 Speaker 4: wanted to blow the whistle on another disturbing case, the 399 00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:36,119 Speaker 4: political targeting of Tulsi Gabbard through TSA's Quiet Skuies program. 400 00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:37,479 Speaker 4: The facts were alarming. 401 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:39,280 Speaker 1: Gabbard was added. 402 00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:42,000 Speaker 4: On July twenty third, twenty twenty four, just one day 403 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,680 Speaker 4: after she made statements to Laura Ingram on Fox News 404 00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:47,840 Speaker 4: critical of Vice President Kamala Harris, who had just become 405 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:51,640 Speaker 4: the presumptive Democratic Party of presidential nominee. Rather than using 406 00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:54,560 Speaker 4: her passport photo as required, TSA officials used her official 407 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:57,600 Speaker 4: congressional photo, making clear that they knew exactly who she was. 408 00:26:58,600 --> 00:26:59,399 Speaker 1: The initial was a blur. 409 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:02,680 Speaker 4: Disclosure were reported by Wendy stros Mahoney on Uncovered DC 410 00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:06,480 Speaker 4: and digitally on the Brianna Morella Show. Despite Empower's experience 411 00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:09,679 Speaker 4: with the DHSIG failing to investigate the Crowder situation, we 412 00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:12,639 Speaker 4: asked them to investigate here, and we also submitted disclosures 413 00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:16,600 Speaker 4: to Congress. Members of this committee and others pressed DHS 414 00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:20,280 Speaker 4: for answers and your persistence. Chairman Paul helped ensure Secretary 415 00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,119 Speaker 4: no and became aware of the quest Guy's program and 416 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:22,560 Speaker 4: ended it. 417 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:30,560 Speaker 1: TAULC. Gabbard went on Fox News and she insulted Kamala Harris. 418 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:37,639 Speaker 1: The next day, the TSA put her on a terrorist 419 00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:43,720 Speaker 1: watch list program, where they then followed her every time 420 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:48,040 Speaker 1: she got on a plane. It's not only Taulsea Gabbard. 421 00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:53,480 Speaker 1: They did this to January six Ers. They did this 422 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:59,640 Speaker 1: to private citizens. These communists inside of the federal government 423 00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:04,640 Speaker 1: treated every single agency as if it was a sword 424 00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:10,440 Speaker 1: they could use against their political opponents. These are deeply 425 00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:15,240 Speaker 1: evil acts, and the people who committed these crimes don't 426 00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:19,639 Speaker 1: need to be fired, they don't need resignations. These people 427 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:22,760 Speaker 1: have to be tried and sent to prison. These are 428 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:27,720 Speaker 1: crimes against the United States of America. These are high crimes. 429 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:32,920 Speaker 1: I would actually venture to say a brand new, horrific prison, 430 00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:36,920 Speaker 1: possibly a labor camp, should be built for people inside 431 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:39,960 Speaker 1: of the government who commit crimes like this. And I'm 432 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:44,040 Speaker 1: not even exaggerating a little bit. You should spend the 433 00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:47,560 Speaker 1: rest of your life taking big rocks and turning them 434 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:51,160 Speaker 1: into little rocks with a sledgehammer. If it occurs to 435 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:54,640 Speaker 1: you to put your political opponents on a terrorist watch 436 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:58,600 Speaker 1: list because they said something negative about you on Fox News, 437 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:02,280 Speaker 1: that is as evil as Joseph Stalin, and that took 438 00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:07,840 Speaker 1: place inside your country and mine. It doesn't get more 439 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:12,360 Speaker 1: serious than that, all right, do some more emails next, 440 00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:16,959 Speaker 1: he doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right, 441 00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:24,840 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on an 442 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:27,520 Speaker 1: amazing Tuesday. Did you see how I did that? Chris? 443 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:29,680 Speaker 1: I started talking right when they did that? Did he 444 00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:32,240 Speaker 1: deep beat? Like the stop thing and the music? 445 00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:32,400 Speaker 2: What? 446 00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:35,760 Speaker 1: Chris? I did that on purpose because I'm a bit 447 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,640 Speaker 1: of a showman. Right, don't roll your eyes I am. 448 00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:42,040 Speaker 1: I'm a bit of a showman. Oh, FBI January sixth 449 00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:45,760 Speaker 1: reports sets off a firestorm. Why did it take fifty 450 00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:49,880 Speaker 1: six months to disclose two seventy four agents at the Capitol? 451 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:53,200 Speaker 1: Because Jesse told you what they were doing with all 452 00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:56,480 Speaker 1: that time. As soon as Donald Trump got elected, they 453 00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:59,920 Speaker 1: were burning and shredding everything they could and burying every 454 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,880 Speaker 1: everything as deep as they possibly could, so we would 455 00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:05,920 Speaker 1: never find out just how soulless and evil the monsters 456 00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:10,720 Speaker 1: inside the FBI are. Hey, Jesse. Six weeks ago, I 457 00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:14,240 Speaker 1: spoke to customer service at a large grocery store about 458 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:17,720 Speaker 1: their security. I told them I felt vulnerable. And they're 459 00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:20,960 Speaker 1: parking lot after dark because none of their numerous security 460 00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:24,640 Speaker 1: guards ever watched the lot. Instead, they're busy chatting with 461 00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:28,080 Speaker 1: each other staring at their phones or ignoring thieves who 462 00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:32,440 Speaker 1: don't pay customer service. Got defensive. They blamed the security company, 463 00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:35,080 Speaker 1: so I went into my New Yorker mode and got 464 00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:38,120 Speaker 1: in their faces. A week later, I returned to find 465 00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:42,120 Speaker 1: security guards everywhere doing their jobs. But it didn't last. 466 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:47,120 Speaker 1: Securities back to screwing around, So it might take multiple tries. 467 00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:51,120 Speaker 1: Do you ever wonder if bored people secretly wish something 468 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:54,040 Speaker 1: bad would happen so they could get on the news. 469 00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:57,400 Speaker 1: I'm here to tell you that board security guards spent 470 00:30:57,520 --> 00:31:00,400 Speaker 1: a lot of time daydreaming about something bad happens so 471 00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:03,480 Speaker 1: they could actually get a little action, because I was 472 00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:07,200 Speaker 1: that guy so many times. In the Marines. You are 473 00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:11,920 Speaker 1: always on fire, standing guard. You're standing guard on something 474 00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:15,120 Speaker 1: at all times. There always have to be guards here 475 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:18,680 Speaker 1: and guards there. Even when everyone's asleep, they have to 476 00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:22,000 Speaker 1: post a fire watch and it could be by the way, 477 00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:25,680 Speaker 1: it could be two of you, which is brutal. Someone 478 00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:29,040 Speaker 1: has to be awake at all times. That is a rule. 479 00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:32,320 Speaker 1: Someone has to be awake at all times. So there's 480 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:35,280 Speaker 1: always you're always on guard, there's always a watch, and 481 00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:38,160 Speaker 1: it's always night, and you're always tired, and you're always bored. 482 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:41,800 Speaker 1: But it's not just. It's not just that they'll have 483 00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:45,600 Speaker 1: a place where they store ammo on the base. They 484 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:51,959 Speaker 1: need guards there live ammunition, and you will catch yourself daydreaming. 485 00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:55,760 Speaker 1: In fact, when you get bored enough, you'll play out 486 00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:59,400 Speaker 1: the entire scenario in your head where somebody is approaching 487 00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:01,160 Speaker 1: and you had no choice but to get in a 488 00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:03,320 Speaker 1: big gunfight with him and put him down. Oh does 489 00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:05,080 Speaker 1: it sound like I've played this out in my head. 490 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:08,360 Speaker 1: I've done it only about ten thousand times, as has 491 00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:13,000 Speaker 1: anybody who's ever stood guard anywhere at any given moment. 492 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:16,479 Speaker 1: Now I'm glad you hounded them. But this is in 493 00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:19,680 Speaker 1: response to a security talk I had last night. I 494 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:22,640 Speaker 1: was talking about Actually, my church, they have one ran 495 00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:24,959 Speaker 1: a cop in there. His face was stuck in his 496 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,239 Speaker 1: phone as he sat there the entire freaking time, never 497 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:32,680 Speaker 1: even looked up. There's security and then there's good security. 498 00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:38,200 Speaker 1: Don't think that those two are always, or even often 499 00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:43,840 Speaker 1: the same thing. They are not. All security is not equal, 500 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:48,880 Speaker 1: and security is one of those things. It's very, very 501 00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:53,880 Speaker 1: difficult to find people with the self discipline to do 502 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:59,840 Speaker 1: it well, and it's because nothing ever happens right for 503 00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:05,880 Speaker 1: most people, nothing ever happens. So even if it's your 504 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:10,360 Speaker 1: first night and you're you're guarding a jewelry store, you've 505 00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:12,720 Speaker 1: been hired as a security guard for a jewelry store 506 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:16,240 Speaker 1: and it's your first night, I bet you will be 507 00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:20,200 Speaker 1: pretty vigilant your first night. Every twenty thirty minutes, I 508 00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:23,040 Speaker 1: bet you'll get up, You'll walk around the store, take 509 00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:26,280 Speaker 1: a look outside, check the locks, make sure no one's 510 00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:30,040 Speaker 1: breaking in. You'll be pretty good your first night, maybe 511 00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:35,800 Speaker 1: even your second, maybe even your thirtieth night. On night 512 00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:41,320 Speaker 1: one hundred, when nothing has happened for one hundred nights, 513 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:46,160 Speaker 1: that's the night instead of making your rounds, you know what, 514 00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:50,160 Speaker 1: set a little alarm on my phone, I'll grabbed twenty 515 00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,440 Speaker 1: minutes of shut eye. I was up late anyway, the 516 00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:56,680 Speaker 1: baby was crying, and that's when the worst thing happens. 517 00:33:57,200 --> 00:34:03,120 Speaker 1: It's difficult to find security at any level with self discipline. 518 00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:05,959 Speaker 1: And don't think that that's an insult to any particular 519 00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:08,920 Speaker 1: group or branch or anything else. Look, we had guys 520 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:12,040 Speaker 1: fall asleep on security before, and believe me, they really 521 00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:14,600 Speaker 1: hated their lives when we found them. But we had 522 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:19,120 Speaker 1: guys fall asleep on security running no I never did, Chris, No, 523 00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:23,200 Speaker 1: I never did. I was good about staying awake. I 524 00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:26,160 Speaker 1: could make myself stay awake. But this goes back to 525 00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:30,480 Speaker 1: my father. Remember I am a world class day dreamer 526 00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:33,160 Speaker 1: because of my dad and the road trips. Remember my dad. 527 00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:37,080 Speaker 1: We would take these long road trips in Montana and 528 00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:39,200 Speaker 1: he did not allow us to listen to music because 529 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,879 Speaker 1: he didn't want music on and he didn't He also 530 00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:44,600 Speaker 1: didn't want to talk, so it was just me and 531 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:48,800 Speaker 1: there were no phones. It was just me and my mind. 532 00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:55,719 Speaker 1: What Chris said it you've never been so tired. You 533 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:59,879 Speaker 1: never fell asleep once. No, I never fell asleep on post. No, No, 534 00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:03,080 Speaker 1: I never did that. But it's very common. It's extremely 535 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:07,360 Speaker 1: extremely common. I could keep myself awake. And where guys 536 00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:12,759 Speaker 1: doom themselves on post is they get comfortable. You need 537 00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:16,879 Speaker 1: to stand up, and really, when you're really fading away, 538 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:20,000 Speaker 1: you need to move. And I don't care if that's 539 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,120 Speaker 1: walking back and forth, I don't care if it's five 540 00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:26,160 Speaker 1: jumping jacks. What happens, though, is you're so exhausted, and 541 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:28,440 Speaker 1: you're normally exhausted from the day, at least in the 542 00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:32,000 Speaker 1: Marine Corps. Again, you've been you've been doing a shoot 543 00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:34,319 Speaker 1: all day. You've been you did a long hump, you 544 00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:38,320 Speaker 1: did all kinds of stuff. Your body's tired and wants 545 00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:42,680 Speaker 1: to sleep. So if you're on watch, I'll just I mean, 546 00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:46,200 Speaker 1: I'm gonna stay awake. I'll just sit here all right now, 547 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:50,279 Speaker 1: I'm sitting here. My back's a little sore. It was, 548 00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:53,279 Speaker 1: it was a long hump today. I'll just I'll just 549 00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:57,960 Speaker 1: lean back against this tree just for a minute. And 550 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:01,040 Speaker 1: then the next thing you know, you are being punched 551 00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:04,200 Speaker 1: and kicked and they've taken your weapon away, and then 552 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,880 Speaker 1: you have to do push ups until you vomit, and 553 00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,000 Speaker 1: then they'll make you put on your gas mask and 554 00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:11,640 Speaker 1: run wind sprints up the hill until you vomit again, 555 00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:13,520 Speaker 1: and then you have to clean your gas mask, and 556 00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:15,440 Speaker 1: then you have to do it all over again, and 557 00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:20,560 Speaker 1: it's really not fun. What Chris Chris said, that's preferable 558 00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:23,440 Speaker 1: to the enemy finding you asleep. Well, yeah, if you 559 00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:27,160 Speaker 1: found those punishments harsh, keep in mind that that's why 560 00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:30,279 Speaker 1: they make the punishment harsh, because if you do that 561 00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:34,239 Speaker 1: in combat, your buddies get their throats slit and they 562 00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:37,440 Speaker 1: don't go home to their wives. So there has to 563 00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:42,360 Speaker 1: be a severe punishment. Guys knew to live in mortal 564 00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:46,440 Speaker 1: fear of falling asleep on posts. We had one night 565 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:51,040 Speaker 1: our company gunny, he went around and he tried to 566 00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:53,400 Speaker 1: steal people's weapons. Your weapon has to remain on you 567 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,359 Speaker 1: at all times, including if you're in a sleeping bag, 568 00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:57,600 Speaker 1: if you're asleep, you have to have it in there 569 00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:01,879 Speaker 1: with you. And obviously that's uncomfortable. You did not want 570 00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:04,200 Speaker 1: to have your weapon taken in the middle of the night. 571 00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:08,640 Speaker 1: It was an ugly scene the next day. Anyway, enough 572 00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:13,080 Speaker 1: of that, let's talk about patsies. Let's talk about well, 573 00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:16,439 Speaker 1: these health rings. But first I'm going to talk about 574 00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:19,719 Speaker 1: something Don Lemon said about race. This would be offensive. 575 00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:20,120 Speaker 1: Next