WEBVTT - Fred's Coming Clean!

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ashamed of myself, and I have to come clean

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<v Speaker 1>about something. I need to share with everyone. 855-591-1035. I'm weak.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm defeated.

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<v Speaker 1>And I finally bought the TikTok sock steamer.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes!

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<v Speaker 1>You have the TikTok sock? That I've seen the ads for.

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<v Speaker 1>Did it work? I don't know, because it just arrived.

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<v Speaker 1>And I have yet to try it yet.

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<v Speaker 2>But I, you know... A suck steamer?

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<v Speaker 1>So it's a suck steamer. It's so cool. Well, and

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<v Speaker 1>the reviews are positive, but of course they're positive because, well,

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<v Speaker 1>they want you to buy it.

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>But what product, I want you to make me feel better, please.

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<v Speaker 1>What product were you worn down on from the interwebs

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<v Speaker 1>or TV, I guess, so much so that you finally

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<v Speaker 1>just caved and bought it? Because I did it. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'll report back because it's in my mailbox or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'll go get it later and I'll try the suck.

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<v Speaker 1>It is a steamer from the TikTok shop that sucks

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<v Speaker 1>the clothes close to the steamer so that you, like,

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<v Speaker 1>so the steam.

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<v Speaker 2>Touches it, I guess. And I'll tell you, in the videos,

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<v Speaker 2>it's miraculous. Like one swipe. It's miraculous. One swipe and

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<v Speaker 2>you're good. And people in the comments are saying it

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<v Speaker 2>changed their lives. Now, look, I... I mean, is that,

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<v Speaker 2>is that what they're supposed to say in the comments?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Because they're probably not real comments, but it wasn't that

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<v Speaker 1>expensive and I bought it, but I'm a little bit like,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel a little bit like I got beaten down and, and,

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<v Speaker 1>and caved. And I feel like I had no, no backbone,

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<v Speaker 1>no fortitude. Like I should be stronger than that. I

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<v Speaker 1>should not fall for the, I mean, this is what

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<v Speaker 1>they do. They inundate you. You watch it one time

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<v Speaker 1>and then they inundate you with it before long. Now

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<v Speaker 1>you got the sock steamer from Tik TOK. And, um,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if it's going to change my life

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<v Speaker 1>or not. But if I come in here like an

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<v Speaker 1>unwrinkled king, then you're going to know that I've been self-seeming.

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<v Speaker 2>There will be signs. There will be signs. There will

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<v Speaker 2>be lots of signs. Like insanely smooth clothing. I can't wait.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't wait to see this. I bought the little

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<v Speaker 4>shower thing that scrubs and it's supposed to go like this.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it good?

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<v Speaker 4>It's like you can extend it. You don't have to

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<v Speaker 4>bend down anymore to scrub the shower. It's great, but like...

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<v Speaker 4>I haven't charged a thing since I got it. So

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<v Speaker 4>like I got it, it was charged.

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<v Speaker 2>I use it.

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<v Speaker 4>And then now when I use it, I just use

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<v Speaker 4>my hand. I'm not putting it on a charger. Like

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<v Speaker 4>I don't even put my phone on the charger enough.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, charging the shower brush, but it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Amazing how lazy I can be about charging things like

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<v Speaker 1>my electric toothbrush. I've gone a week without plugging it

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<v Speaker 1>in and just use it like a normal toothbrush because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just too damn lazy to get the charger thing

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<v Speaker 1>out and plug.

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<v Speaker 2>It in the wall.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not that hard, but I'll just use it like

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<v Speaker 1>normal toothbrush. Cause I'm like, ah, I'd have to reach

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<v Speaker 1>down 12 inches to get the charger out of the

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<v Speaker 1>drawer and plug it in.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to. Not doing it. Are you falling

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<v Speaker 2>for this?

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<v Speaker 3>I have. I bought Kiki and I this makeup brush

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<v Speaker 3>cleaner thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if she still uses hers, but same deal.

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't charge it. Then it got dirty. I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>want to wash it.

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<v Speaker 4>Is it good, though?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I'm not washing them at all right now. I'll

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<v Speaker 2>bring you mine. Which I need to wash it. I

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<v Speaker 2>just haven't.

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<v Speaker 4>Like Paulina, she got it for us and it's just there.

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<v Speaker 2>It is just sitting there.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you got to read instructions, figure out how to

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<v Speaker 4>work it, put the water in there.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a lot of process, a lot of steps. Not happening.

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<v Speaker 2>What is it? Kind patches? What is that? Oh, the

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<v Speaker 2>under eye patches, no? Oh, is it?

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<v Speaker 4>Let's see.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm assuming.

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<v Speaker 2>Jason stays on the TikTok shop.

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<v Speaker 1>I do.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm on the TikTok shop a lot. The latest one

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<v Speaker 5>is the Rise Mushroom Coffee. Have you guys seen the

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<v Speaker 5>ads for these? It's like commercials and they're so dramatic.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like this man had a happy marriage, but then

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<v Speaker 5>he works all the time in construction. So now he's

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<v Speaker 5>overweight and his wife is cheating on him with a

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<v Speaker 5>younger man. And the only thing that can save the

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<v Speaker 5>relationship and bring it back to the man he once

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<v Speaker 5>knew is this mushroom coffee.

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<v Speaker 2>And so does this sound like a story you can

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<v Speaker 2>relate to?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Why does this resonate you don't even like coffee i

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<v Speaker 1>know why does this resonate with i was in a

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<v Speaker 1>very vulnerable state and these.

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<v Speaker 5>Ads just kept coming and i was like okay i

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<v Speaker 5>just i need to buy it and the only way

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<v Speaker 5>to buy it is you have to buy a subscription

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<v Speaker 5>so now the mushroom coffee keeps showing up every 30

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<v Speaker 5>days and is it good um it's all right.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't taste great.

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<v Speaker 5>It doesn't i mean i just put a bunch of

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<v Speaker 5>like flavor creamer with the younger man.

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<v Speaker 2>Right no no He did not.

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<v Speaker 5>And I'm still on the construction site looking overweight. Like

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<v Speaker 5>nothing is changing. But I have a feeling that I'm

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<v Speaker 5>also getting sucked in. Have you guys seen the toilet

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<v Speaker 5>bowl cleaner that has the removable sponge?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, yes.

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<v Speaker 5>But it has the cleaning solution in it. So all

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<v Speaker 5>you do is snap it. put it in the water,

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<v Speaker 5>and then it automatically fills the bowl with cleaner.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Kayla needs that, and she needs to travel with it, apparently,

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<v Speaker 1>because she goes over to people's houses.

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<v Speaker 5>Right, I'm going to bring it to Paulina's next time

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<v Speaker 5>I've got to stop by.

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<v Speaker 1>What's in that bag? What's in the TikTok shop? It's

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<v Speaker 1>the toilet bowl scrubber.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to get you some spray in there, too,

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<v Speaker 2>because I was like, I need some spray. I had

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<v Speaker 2>a candle. Lord. No lighter, but a candle.

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<v Speaker 1>Um I bought a rice cooker too but I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if that was from TikTok or if I just

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<v Speaker 1>someone on TikTok was using a rice cooker and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>like I need that and it works great.

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<v Speaker 5>I can't make rice to save my life but I'm

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<v Speaker 5>like if I buy a rice cooker I feel like

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<v Speaker 5>I'm accepting defeat so I try to make rice well

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<v Speaker 5>like once a week and I cannot do.

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<v Speaker 1>It the rice cooker is is kind of brilliant like

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<v Speaker 1>it's almost perfect every time yes yeah I kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like it's not like it's almost perfect every time I'm Like.

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<v Speaker 2>I should be able to do this, you know, but

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<v Speaker 2>I can't. That's my biggest flex in life is rice.

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<v Speaker 2>I know how to make rice.

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<v Speaker 4>You do?

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<v Speaker 2>Like on a pot? I'm pretty cold with the rice.

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<v Speaker 2>My big flex. That is a big flex. He's cold

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<v Speaker 2>with the rice. It's so hard.

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<v Speaker 3>I know.

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<v Speaker 4>It really is.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like it's too mushy. It's too hard. But mine, girl, perfect.

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<v Speaker 2>What's your tip? How do you do it?

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<v Speaker 4>You always need a little extra water and you got

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<v Speaker 4>to cook it slow.

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<v Speaker 2>Low heat. Okay. Low heat.

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<v Speaker 4>Let those little bubbles come up. Put a lid on

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<v Speaker 4>it and walk away.

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<v Speaker 1>I also saw there's an oven technique that seems to

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<v Speaker 1>work really well where you like put it in the

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<v Speaker 1>oven for four, I think it's 40 minutes. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what temperature it is covered and you just leave

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<v Speaker 1>it there. And it just, it's like every time this

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<v Speaker 1>guy makes, and I got him Bob, he got him

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<v Speaker 1>Bob on Tik TOK and Facebook. It does recipes. Bob's

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<v Speaker 1>pretty good. Anyway, every time Bob pulls it out, it's perfect.

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<v Speaker 1>Kind of like those shirts with the iron I just bought. Hey, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>is it Alice or Elise?

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<v Speaker 2>Elise. Elise. So you bought the patches off of Facebook.

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<v Speaker 2>What does that do?

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<v Speaker 3>Um, they're supposed to be like, um, help you with

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<v Speaker 3>metabolism and puffiness and, um, supposed to be like a

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<v Speaker 3>GLP one substitute.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait a minute. You put a, where do you put

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<v Speaker 2>the patch?

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<v Speaker 3>Um, I don't, I put them on my stomach, but

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<v Speaker 3>you can put them like anywhere they have.

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<v Speaker 2>And you just evaporate.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, it only gave me, like, adhesive, like, reaction.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's not approved by the FDA is what you're saying?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, don't do it. All right, well, good luck out there.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't do that anymore. We need you. Have a good day.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, thanks. We care about you and love you. Sam.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, Sam.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you buy? I feel better now. A lot

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<v Speaker 1>of people calling and texting about the TikTok shop purchases.

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<v Speaker 2>What did you buy?

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<v Speaker 3>I got this, like, vacuum mop all in one thing.

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<v Speaker 3>And it has been the greatest thing I've ever gotten.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a nine-month-old that's crawling everywhere. And I can never, like,

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<v Speaker 3>get the dog hair up and the dirt on the floor.

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<v Speaker 3>And I run that thing every night. And my house

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<v Speaker 3>is so clean.

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<v Speaker 2>So, wait a minute. It vacuums first and then it

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<v Speaker 2>mops after? All at the same time. Like, when you

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<v Speaker 2>go forward, it vacuums.

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<v Speaker 3>And when you pull it backwards.

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<v Speaker 2>It mops the floor.

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<v Speaker 3>What?

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<v Speaker 2>Girl, drop the link.

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<v Speaker 1>What?

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<v Speaker 2>What?

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<v Speaker 3>The brand is Dream with an E at the end.

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<v Speaker 3>It's amazing. Dream with an E? No.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never seen Dream.

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<v Speaker 3>With an E.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, here she is. Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a little docking station that you sit it in,

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<v Speaker 3>and it charges it, and then it has a self-clean button,

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<v Speaker 3>and it cleans the roller and then dries it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>All right. Well, thank you, Sam. You may have changed

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<v Speaker 2>all of our lives. Have a good day. You're welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>You too.

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<v Speaker 3>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm excited.

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<v Speaker 1>And now people are texting more about the rice recipe,

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<v Speaker 1>so we'll be back in just a second.

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<v Speaker 2>More Fred Show next.