1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:07,760 Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame to mornings. That's one. Hello, Hi, 2 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:11,000 Speaker 1: this is Pete Eakins. I was calling from Banks Small 3 00:00:11,039 --> 00:00:14,600 Speaker 1: Business Division. I was looking for Tom Perkins. This is Tom. 4 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:18,319 Speaker 1: Hey Tom, how are you doing very well? I was 5 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:21,319 Speaker 1: expecting your call. Yeah, I I you know, I don't 6 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:24,240 Speaker 1: know if you got all of our documentation back on 7 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:27,480 Speaker 1: your small business loan yet, but I yeah, I've been 8 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:29,720 Speaker 1: tasked with calling you to talk to you about it. 9 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:32,200 Speaker 1: So you know we've reviewed everything and you do want 10 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:38,160 Speaker 1: this small business loan to get started with your startup? Yah? Yeah, yeah, 11 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:41,240 Speaker 1: I haven't really reviewed much of your documents. This is 12 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:45,200 Speaker 1: new on my desk, so can you just save me 13 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:47,440 Speaker 1: the trouble of flipping through a bunch of pages and 14 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:49,680 Speaker 1: tell me exactly what the business was again? I know 15 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:52,519 Speaker 1: it's a startup, so an app or something, but we 16 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:58,000 Speaker 1: are developing an app that locates the cheapest bars within 17 00:00:58,040 --> 00:01:04,280 Speaker 1: a vicinity. It's kind of um, oh, I got another one, 18 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:07,160 Speaker 1: got another one? I'm sorry? Can you can you say 19 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:08,440 Speaker 1: that again? I want to put you on speakers so 20 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:11,479 Speaker 1: the other guys can hear it. Jem, listen to this. 21 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:16,039 Speaker 1: What's okay? What's what's the business, get a lot of this. 22 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:21,280 Speaker 1: We've developed an app that can locate the cheapest bar, right, 23 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:24,720 Speaker 1: I know. Oh my, if we had a nickel for 24 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:30,520 Speaker 1: every one of these. Huh yeah, okay, my name's Pete. 25 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:39,560 Speaker 1: Hey Tom, Yeah yeah, your business idea sucks. It sucks. 26 00:01:41,319 --> 00:01:44,600 Speaker 1: A man I can talk to you're talking to him. 27 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:49,360 Speaker 1: I'm really like kind of the finalsial. Oh hey, okay, 28 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:51,360 Speaker 1: So well, I don't want to have to school you 29 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:53,560 Speaker 1: just in business. But it's a tough world out there 30 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:54,880 Speaker 1: if you want to start your own business. And that's 31 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:56,280 Speaker 1: why I'm shooting you straight. If I'm gonna give you 32 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:58,040 Speaker 1: a small business, no, it's not gonna be some apps 33 00:01:58,040 --> 00:02:02,400 Speaker 1: that finds cheap bars, so books. I don't understand why 34 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:05,280 Speaker 1: you're being so rude to me. Hey Tom, Look Tom, 35 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:07,400 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead and say I apologize for being 36 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:10,760 Speaker 1: so blunt. Right, You weren't blunt, you were a flat 37 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:13,800 Speaker 1: out rude I was. I was rude to you. I 38 00:02:13,919 --> 00:02:15,880 Speaker 1: laughed at your idea, and I wanted to see how 39 00:02:15,919 --> 00:02:18,800 Speaker 1: you can handle it. That was a test. You're testing 40 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:21,960 Speaker 1: me to see if my patients will hold I'm testing 41 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:24,160 Speaker 1: you to see if you really believe in your idea 42 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:26,000 Speaker 1: for a business if we're going to give you a 43 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:30,080 Speaker 1: small business loan and one hundred percent belief, Me and 44 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:32,239 Speaker 1: my development team have been working on this for a 45 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:38,079 Speaker 1: year and it is going to work. Okay, okay, okay, No, 46 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:40,560 Speaker 1: it's not a part of it. It's not going to 47 00:02:40,639 --> 00:02:43,880 Speaker 1: work though, is it. So I got some other ideas 48 00:02:43,919 --> 00:02:45,480 Speaker 1: for you though that I might be able to give 49 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:46,840 Speaker 1: you a loan for it. But I'm not. I'm not 50 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:49,400 Speaker 1: gonna approve this loan for some kind of app that 51 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:53,400 Speaker 1: finds bars. No, this is the business that we've been 52 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:57,800 Speaker 1: working on Teddy Bears to start. Teddy Bears, Teddy Bears, 53 00:02:57,880 --> 00:03:01,400 Speaker 1: Teddy Bears, What are you not getting? Brilliant app? I 54 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:07,200 Speaker 1: have a brilliant app that fines bars. That's me making 55 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:10,040 Speaker 1: fart noises of my mouth about your idea. The whole 56 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:12,600 Speaker 1: app finding a bar thing been done before you know, 57 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:15,320 Speaker 1: it hasn't been done. An app that tells you the 58 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:18,239 Speaker 1: best Teddy Bear stocks to invest in at the right times. 59 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:21,959 Speaker 1: Teddy Bear investing the next big thing. So there you go. 60 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:27,560 Speaker 1: That's stupid. Are you serious, Teddy Bears? I got another 61 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:29,960 Speaker 1: idea for you if you want to hear it. Oh, 62 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:34,080 Speaker 1: I can't wait. I can't wait. Prank phone calls investing? 63 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:37,560 Speaker 1: What yeah, investing in prank phone calls just like this one. 64 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:40,080 Speaker 1: What do you think Teddy Bear Investing, prank phone call investing. 65 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:45,600 Speaker 1: Did you just say this this is a prank phone call? Yes, 66 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:47,840 Speaker 1: I did, because we'll Tom. This is actually Jewel from 67 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:50,720 Speaker 1: the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and 68 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:54,920 Speaker 1: your wife. Your wife, Andreas set you up. Oh my god. 69 00:03:56,400 --> 00:04:00,119 Speaker 1: She said she's even trying to start a small business 70 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:02,600 Speaker 1: this app. That actually doesn't sound bad. I mean it's 71 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:04,760 Speaker 1: not as good as Teddy Bear Investing, but she wanted 72 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:06,320 Speaker 1: to mess with you because you've been waiting for your 73 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:10,480 Speaker 1: loan approval. I guess that doesn't work out for me. 74 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:13,280 Speaker 1: I can do Teddy Bear Investing. Get on it. It's 75 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:18,359 Speaker 1: hot right now. Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks.