Speaker 1: If you thought four hours a day, minutes a week
Speaker 1: was enough, I think again. He's the last remnants of
Speaker 1: the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats
Speaker 1: crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich
Speaker 1: pill poppers in the penthouse, the clearing house of hot takes,
Speaker 1: break free or something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben
Speaker 1: Maller starts right now that it does in this as
Speaker 1: you know, not the normal day that we dropped the podcast.
Speaker 1: But don't worry, because we have decided we made an
Speaker 1: executive decision here that we are going to enhance our
Speaker 1: podcast footprint. I think that's the proper language with this
Speaker 1: bonus edition, a free downloaded to your phone edition or
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Speaker 1: Maller and David Gascon. Four hours not enough. As we
Speaker 1: are literally in the air everywhere, Unlike the coronavirus were
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Speaker 1: whatever it might be. It's not on one platform, go
Speaker 1: to the other platform. It might be there. Uh So
Speaker 1: here we are on a day that we're not normally here.
Speaker 1: Now why is that. I'll give you the brief menu
Speaker 1: that we have. It's a truncated edition of the Fifth Hour.
Speaker 1: We've got Global podcast Domination, letting your guard down, Survey says,
Speaker 1: and an extra hot spicy edition of Don't stick to
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Speaker 1: can locate us on the global reach of podcasting and
Speaker 1: uh and yeah, I'm excited about this because we have
Speaker 1: spoken to the higher ups from near and afar um
Speaker 1: and we got the message loud and clear, do fucking more.
Speaker 1: And so here we are. Do more. Well, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean listen, let's just get right to do it, because
Speaker 1: that is the global podcast domination. So we had talked
Speaker 1: to guess Gon track down some corporate muckety MUCKs at
Speaker 1: I Heart, some big wigs that are in charge of
Speaker 1: the podcast network. And when they started, first of all,
Speaker 1: when he called them up, they started laughing, who the
Speaker 1: funk are you? Um? And then eventually they were very
Speaker 1: kind and very nice and they gave us some time.
Speaker 1: But we had a meeting. Of course, don't worry, we
Speaker 1: didn't meet in person. It was a conference call, which
Speaker 1: I love. I love conference calls because you can just
Speaker 1: put it on mute not even you know, you can
Speaker 1: like fart and do all that and you're on a
Speaker 1: conference call so don't really matter. Um. But anyway, so
Speaker 1: these guys are now aware of the Fifth Hour with
Speaker 1: Ben Mallor and Gagon, and they they were trying to
Speaker 1: figure out how to make this financially successful because it's not.
Speaker 1: I'm not getting paid for it, neither's guests gone. We're
Speaker 1: doing this pro bono even though there are listeners and
Speaker 1: people are listening. So there's a couple of tricks that
Speaker 1: we can use to increase and bump up the listenership.
Speaker 1: So we're essentially gonna do some spring cleaning here, Gascon
Speaker 1: is what we're gonna do. Do you do that on
Speaker 1: your social media accounts like Facebook and Twitter and Instagram,
Speaker 1: like where you just scrub the people you don't talk
Speaker 1: to or you really have no connection to. They just
Speaker 1: know I'm terrible. I'm really bad at that. Like I'm
Speaker 1: I don't go on Facebook all that much, but when
Speaker 1: I go on there, I have a personal page and
Speaker 1: then we have the work page and my personal page
Speaker 1: I'll get bombarded with messages from people who I don't
Speaker 1: even know who they are. And I'm sure I knew
Speaker 1: them at one point in my life. I had a
Speaker 1: relationship with them. But I've met a lot of people
Speaker 1: and I don't know who they are and they're talking
Speaker 1: to me like we're best friends, and I'm trying to think, like,
Speaker 1: who the fuck is this person? You know, I have
Speaker 1: no idea who this person is, and so it's a
Speaker 1: big it's a big pain in the ass, and so
Speaker 1: I try to avoid that. But I'll pop on there
Speaker 1: for a few minutes, like if I do it during
Speaker 1: the day, that's when everyone's you know, and they're like, hey, Mallard,
Speaker 1: what's going on? Remember me? And I'm like, no, I
Speaker 1: don't remember. You have no idea who you are. Um.
Speaker 1: But but anyway, so the days I want to walk
Speaker 1: you through this, and the reason I want to walk
Speaker 1: you through this, guest gun you the listener, is because
Speaker 1: one thing I have come to both love and despise
Speaker 1: about the Malley Militia. All Right, these people are so
Speaker 1: dedicated to what we do here that they get completely
Speaker 1: flummixed if anything changes can and I get it. I
Speaker 1: don't like change either it sucks, it blows and all that,
Speaker 1: so people get all freaked out. So we are going
Speaker 1: to change this podcast a little bit. We're gonna provide
Speaker 1: more volume for the podcast, which means that each individual
Speaker 1: podcast will be a little shorter, right, a little shorter.
Speaker 1: I think that's fairness. So we're gonna trim the fat,
Speaker 1: get get the podcast up to speed, get it in shape.
Speaker 1: We're doing this for the better good, for the greater good,
Speaker 1: because we will be able to provide content seven days
Speaker 1: a week under this new format that we're considering doing,
Speaker 1: and I think we're gonna try it out and see
Speaker 1: how it goes. This week, we will do shows the
Speaker 1: Radio show five days a week, and then this podcast
Speaker 1: will have two shows on Friday of the Radio Show
Speaker 1: podcast and then a version of the Fifth Hour, and
Speaker 1: then Saturday and Sunday will drop other podcasts that will
Speaker 1: be available. What's not to like? More podcasting? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think. And with all of this being provided for
Speaker 1: the listeners out there, we need to make a request
Speaker 1: to on two different things. One is make sure to
Speaker 1: rate us. Make sure to provide a review positive, negative,
Speaker 1: and give some comments to you because a lot of
Speaker 1: people on the higher ups East Coast, West Coast, whatever
Speaker 1: it may be, that they look at all those things.
Speaker 1: So even when you trash me for no stupid reason,
Speaker 1: or you throw rose pedals virtually at Ben or what's
Speaker 1: wrong with that of that, feed him fruit and liqu
Speaker 1: his toes via Rex Ryan. Please I love that, my harem.
Speaker 1: Please comment, please rate, subscribe as well too, And like
Speaker 1: you have mentioned, um, spread the well to the friends
Speaker 1: and family, because you know, everyone's pretty much in quarantine
Speaker 1: right now, so what else do you got to do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'll be completely transparent. One of the reasons that
Speaker 1: we're doing this, in addition to the fact that we've
Speaker 1: been asked to do it by corporate, is the fact
Speaker 1: that we set a record. I feel terrible about this guest,
Speaker 1: and we said a record you told me for downloads
Speaker 1: our last podcast, which was really nothing spectacular. It was
Speaker 1: very pathetic, actually, I would think, but we had a
Speaker 1: new record. People are looking for things to listen to
Speaker 1: to pass the time, and so that's that's another part
Speaker 1: of this. Yeah, it was an ode to Benny versus
Speaker 1: the penny because when you were piping hot the first
Speaker 1: I think six seven weeks, your largest downloads were actually
Speaker 1: week two in week three, so uh, as long as
Speaker 1: long as we can kick those numbers to the curve.
Speaker 1: But I think the third highest one was the death
Speaker 1: of Kobe Bryant. But outside of that, last week was
Speaker 1: great for us, and we certainly appreciate it. And we
Speaker 1: always interact with with people that's on Twitter, Instagram and
Speaker 1: now through your mailbag. Keep them coming, man, because there's
Speaker 1: always things that are coming through our heads and giving
Speaker 1: us ideas to pop up for what we're gonna do
Speaker 1: earlier in the week later in the week, and I
Speaker 1: think it provides for pretty good content down the road. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And the cool thing about this is that one of
Speaker 1: the podcast we'll have a huge one, will dedicate a
Speaker 1: lot more time to each thing that we're doing. So like,
Speaker 1: for example, we do a grab bag, which is just
Speaker 1: a cheap rip off of Asked Ben from the radio show,
Speaker 1: and we asked for questions on Facebook. Fact, we'll probably
Speaker 1: put that up later in the week here and we
Speaker 1: do it, you know, each Wednesday or Thursday of the week,
Speaker 1: depending on uh, the schedule. I have to appease my
Speaker 1: master David guest gone, so it's up. But but all
Speaker 1: of this is uh calculated in a way to to
Speaker 1: make the podcast better. And the cool thing, you know,
Speaker 1: the mall of Militia is a group, a small group
Speaker 1: of the population that is able to to do amazing things.
Speaker 1: And we have to grow the militia, right, we have
Speaker 1: to grow the militia, the special forces of the show,
Speaker 1: and we can make enough noise. You and I together,
Speaker 1: you the listener and us, and we can grow this thing.
Speaker 1: And I'm not saying we're taking down Joe Rogan, but
Speaker 1: we just have to do something. We have to take
Speaker 1: down some of these other stiffs that suck at this
Speaker 1: podcast game. And so that that's the end game. That's
Speaker 1: the goal to eventually get to that point, and we'll
Speaker 1: even be mixing in some interviews. I made my first
Speaker 1: interview request for the podcast the other day. Send a message,
Speaker 1: by the way, guest Gan, as we are recording today's podcast,
Speaker 1: have still not heard back. Fifteen hours ago. I sent
Speaker 1: this particular person a message, very nice message, say hope
Speaker 1: all as well, excited to invite you on for a
Speaker 1: special podcast interview. And this person is not gotten back
Speaker 1: to me. But it's possible this person is just in
Speaker 1: a drug haze. Somewhere and that's why can you give
Speaker 1: us a hint as to who it is? Uh? It
Speaker 1: is a sports legend from a different era who has
Speaker 1: become how do you how would you describe him now,
Speaker 1: like describe a character or like a W W E character,
Speaker 1: like he has really evolved from one way to the other,
Speaker 1: hero to heal or heel to hero. Yeah, he's a
Speaker 1: little bit of both and someone who's I would say,
Speaker 1: more of like a Howard Stern type of guests than
Speaker 1: a sports radio guest. But um, so hopefully this person
Speaker 1: will do it. I don't know. I'm trying to to
Speaker 1: branch out. If you would like to hear us chat
Speaker 1: with anybody, if you want to recommend, send us an email.
Speaker 1: What's the email address? Guest on again the Real Fifth
Speaker 1: Hour at gmail dot com. Make sure the is in there,
Speaker 1: The Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com, and say hey,
Speaker 1: hey dummies, I would like to hear so and so
Speaker 1: do a podcast. Now, since you threw that out there
Speaker 1: and you've made that request to our our listeners, um,
Speaker 1: what can we do about getting like the famous Kenny
Speaker 1: Albert in here or some of these? So you're just
Speaker 1: looking for people that will advance your career. That's what
Speaker 1: you're doing. No, I I put Kenny. We can put
Speaker 1: Kenny on. I don't. Kenny would probably do it, I don't.
Speaker 1: I mean, we could get him on there. You know
Speaker 1: what we should do would be funny is to get
Speaker 1: Joe Rogan on and just ask him for tips, you know,
Speaker 1: just pick his brain for tips and say, hey, Joe,
Speaker 1: we really suck at this. We need to get a
Speaker 1: bigger audience. What the funk do we do to get
Speaker 1: more people listening? See? That would be pretty funny. That
Speaker 1: would be really good. Best about you know what's been
Speaker 1: going around the news this week with the Olympics and
Speaker 1: all and and that seemingly being put on hold for
Speaker 1: at least a year. You could we could get Dick
Speaker 1: Pound on right, the Dick Pound podcast. How great would
Speaker 1: that be? From the OC? That wouldn't that be wonderful?
Speaker 1: And the US Olympic operation there I believe it is.
Speaker 1: But bring him on? Why not? We can do that
Speaker 1: now now since you brought that up. You can also
Speaker 1: if you wanted to, you could bring the Chief on
Speaker 1: if you'd like the Chief. I would love to talk
Speaker 1: to the Chief. The Chief was a part of the
Speaker 1: United States Olympic diving team board. So you know, obviously
Speaker 1: in instances like this for the diving team, the swimming team,
Speaker 1: and a bunch of the other gymnastic teams wanted to
Speaker 1: postpone the summer games. He was a part of all that,
Speaker 1: so you can definitely pick his brain about that. You
Speaker 1: can also talk about the stay at home acts by
Speaker 1: the local mayors and the governors around the country, so
Speaker 1: crisis mode. He can certainly help you out and kind
Speaker 1: of walk you through those. Yeah, yeah, I'd love to
Speaker 1: put the Chief on your Pops on for sure. People
Speaker 1: would love to hear from that. That would be that
Speaker 1: would be kind of advancing your career. Now I think so, well,
Speaker 1: now I see it's you. It's your damn dad. That
Speaker 1: doesn't count. Not We can put my dad on and
Speaker 1: talk about Ham radio and talk about how he's bitching
Speaker 1: about every coffee shop being closed, in every restaurant being closed,
Speaker 1: even though he's in the age range where he's supposed
Speaker 1: to be worried about the coronavirus and I gotta fight
Speaker 1: with him every day. I would just love to probe
Speaker 1: his thoughts about just traveling to go buy some cheese
Speaker 1: for some pizza Yeah, pro Bolone cheese, Parmesan cheese, Parmesan cheese,
Speaker 1: and he went out to the store to risk his
Speaker 1: health for parmesan cheese. I've gotta really love he should
Speaker 1: do commercials for Parmersan cheese. You gotta really love parmesan
Speaker 1: cheese to leave your house just for parmesan geese in
Speaker 1: the middle of a pandemic. To mind all that, it's
Speaker 1: great and uh so, let's we gotta branch out here.
Speaker 1: I got some ideas now. Gascon has always pushed back.
Speaker 1: I've I would love to do, like a an interview
Speaker 1: with my mentor, one of my mentors, Lee Hack saw
Speaker 1: Hamilton's sports radio legend from San Diego, and Hacks I
Speaker 1: would do it and I could pick his brain and
Speaker 1: we could have some fun there on early sports radio
Speaker 1: Titan on the West Coast. And you've always pushed against that.
Speaker 1: You don't want you don't want him on there. You
Speaker 1: don't want any of my old radio friends on. You're
Speaker 1: so jealous and will not allow any of them on
Speaker 1: the podcast. I would love to have Leakline on the
Speaker 1: Prince of Darkness. Yeah, Lee would be great. I don't
Speaker 1: know if we'd be able to survive because some of
Speaker 1: your listeners could be triggered by it, and and I
Speaker 1: don't know how sensitive they are to to Lee's language
Speaker 1: and vernacular, but I think it'd be a lot of
Speaker 1: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
Speaker 1: Show weekdays at two a m. Eastern eleven pm Pacific
Speaker 1: on Fox Sports Radio and the I Heart Radio app
Speaker 1: for those that don't know. Lee briefly worked at Fox
Speaker 1: Sports Radio, but mostly is known as a news talk
Speaker 1: guy at that big powerful stations like kf I and
Speaker 1: k ABC in Los Angeles. And he is a guy
Speaker 1: that dabbles in conspiracy and the Illuminati and New World
Speaker 1: Order and everyone's got a hitting agenda, shadow government's, uh
Speaker 1: satanic conspiracies, all that stuff. Yeah, he cornered me at
Speaker 1: your Christmas party for an hour and a half. Um.
Speaker 1: He he kind of nullified any opportunities that I had
Speaker 1: was speaking to the lovely females that were there. It was.
Speaker 1: It was really suffocating ground and pound. It was a
Speaker 1: Tennessee Titans version of what happened this year at Derrick
Speaker 1: Henry in the playoffs. It was really suffocating. But you know,
Speaker 1: he's a good dude. Yeah, Well, My favorite part about
Speaker 1: that as well. You were being bombarded with incoming projectiles
Speaker 1: from the Prince of Darkness, Lee Kline, the original Prince
Speaker 1: of Darkness. All of the rest of us were like,
Speaker 1: way to take one for the team. Gas guys, thank
Speaker 1: you for that, because now he's not talking are ear
Speaker 1: off and that's wonderful. Well, he's experienced. And as soon
Speaker 1: as he hit me with the I have the FBI
Speaker 1: called me twice at the studio, I was hooked, Like
Speaker 1: it's not every day that you get the FED to
Speaker 1: call up your local station and say, knocked that ship off.
Speaker 1: But he he was at it and it was great.
Speaker 1: It was a great story. So yeah, I know a
Speaker 1: couple of people that have had the FBI come wandering
Speaker 1: around my My caller this this old guy used to
Speaker 1: have a call the show Pete in Pittsburgh and he
Speaker 1: was one of Stearns callers. But he did a bit
Speaker 1: on the radio, not on my show, but another show,
Speaker 1: and he got to knock The FBI came to the
Speaker 1: guy's house and traced the phone call and knocked on
Speaker 1: his door because of a stick that he did on
Speaker 1: the radio. It was that hazardous that the FBI, I
Speaker 1: get nothing else to though, they come knocking on the door,
Speaker 1: which is great. All right. So anyway, that's what's coming
Speaker 1: on with the podcast in the future. It'll start changing
Speaker 1: later this week. This is an emergency special edition of
Speaker 1: the podcast. Uh, some other things. We have to get
Speaker 1: to letting your guard down. I like this. So you
Speaker 1: probably over the last week to ten days have seen
Speaker 1: the videos that have gone viral of the dolphins and
Speaker 1: the swans returning to the deserted Venetian canals. Oh, how
Speaker 1: amazing the video went viral, So so cute. Speaking of cute,
Speaker 1: how about the elephants wandering through an empty village somewhere
Speaker 1: in China and then getting drunk off corn wine and
Speaker 1: passing out. That also went viral. Um and and did
Speaker 1: you see these stories? Guess have you seen both these
Speaker 1: in your timeline? Yeah? Yeah, so, uh spoiler alert. These
Speaker 1: stories are bogus. People have been hustled, scam bamboozled, hoodwinked,
Speaker 1: and led astray by social media. And there's a theory
Speaker 1: that because so much focus is on the coronavirus and
Speaker 1: people are more worried about buying toilet paper than anything else,
Speaker 1: they're freaking out the panics worth the worse than the
Speaker 1: illness for most people that our defense system for stories
Speaker 1: like this, it's not. People are like trying to find
Speaker 1: positive stories, and people love animal stories. People love these
Speaker 1: kind of stories about animals deemed cute, not not vicious
Speaker 1: killer animals, but animals seemed as lovable and cute. And
Speaker 1: it seems the entire Internet has fallen victim to these pranksters.
Speaker 1: And so some investigators from the National Geographic determined that
Speaker 1: they debunked both of these stories. Gascunt they're not true.
Speaker 1: Now have you seen the stories you know with with
Speaker 1: fake news or with fake stories about the fake COVID
Speaker 1: nineteen clearance for people in in Asia where they've been
Speaker 1: given fake uh medical reports stating that they're they're capable
Speaker 1: of flying to other countries because they don't have the coronavirus. No,
Speaker 1: I haven't seen that one. Oh yeah, that's that's making
Speaker 1: the rounds. That's not a cute animal story though, guess
Speaker 1: and stay focused, stay in your lane. As LaVar Ball
Speaker 1: would say, I apologize, that's a bad job by you,
Speaker 1: but but just on the animal things. So the National
Speaker 1: Geographic did an investigation which I don't think was that
Speaker 1: hard and they determined that. Now I saw the videos
Speaker 1: of the dolphins. I fell for the dolphin video the
Speaker 1: swan thing, but I fell for the dolphin video because
Speaker 1: it looked like they you know, I've never been to
Speaker 1: the Venetian Canals. I've been to the Venetian Hotel and
Speaker 1: casino in Las Vegas, but I've never been to the
Speaker 1: Venetian Canals in Italy and all that. So, but anyway,
Speaker 1: they they determined that the Venetian dolphins were actually filmed
Speaker 1: at a port ports Sardinia in the Mediterranean Sea. It's
Speaker 1: actually hundreds of miles away from the Venetian Canals. Good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I guess they just whatever. They couldn't figure it out.
Speaker 1: And the the the post also the swans that has
Speaker 1: also gone viral. Apparently they regularly appear on this small
Speaker 1: island in the Greater Venice metropolitan area. But it's not
Speaker 1: the canals, right, um, they appear in differently, appear in
Speaker 1: different canals, not the Venetian Canals, but the canals of Barano.
Speaker 1: Does that do anything for you? It does not bu
Speaker 1: r A n O. I've never heard of that, but
Speaker 1: apparently that's something because I have it right here. Uh,
Speaker 1: and then no one has been able to figure out
Speaker 1: where the drunken elephant photos came from or where they
Speaker 1: were photoshoped or not. But if you believe the Chinese media,
Speaker 1: they debunked that. They said that viral prost that that
Speaker 1: while elephants routinely did come through that particular village in
Speaker 1: the Union Province of China, their presence not out of
Speaker 1: the norm, and they said they don't have any evidence
Speaker 1: to prove that that is actually true, that the elephants
Speaker 1: didn't get drunk and pass out in a tea field. Now,
Speaker 1: since since we are predominantly sports base with what we
Speaker 1: do and there's no sports, we don't have to be
Speaker 1: sports based, I know. But consider the fact that we're jocks,
Speaker 1: I guess for for lack of I'm not a jock.
Speaker 1: I'm a man of the people. Anyways, have you ever
Speaker 1: gone on air with a fake story like We've had
Speaker 1: colleagues that have reported breaking news that turned out to
Speaker 1: be dead wrong. It was pretty embarrassing. Uh, But have
Speaker 1: you ever gone on air and reported fake news like
Speaker 1: like this or something of that nature where you're just, um, yeah,
Speaker 1: I have. It's happened very rarely, I think it maybe
Speaker 1: once or twice where I've done something. And then one
Speaker 1: time I did a story that it's a listener had
Speaker 1: sent and it was an NFL story. It wasn't fake,
Speaker 1: it was just twenty years after initially happened, like I didn't, Uh,
Speaker 1: the date wasn't on the story, and apparently I fell
Speaker 1: for it and it was actually a twenty year old
Speaker 1: story and uh, and I reported it as just having happened.
Speaker 1: I didn't work with somebody years ago that fell for
Speaker 1: a fake Twitter, a fake Adam Schefter Twitter account and
Speaker 1: reported some stuff from a bogus doctor Schefter account as
Speaker 1: the gospel, which was kind of embarrassing. That's pretty good.
Speaker 1: I really, have you been guilty of this sin of sins?
Speaker 1: Guess no? No, I mean I think the closest I came,
Speaker 1: I mean it wasn't that close, but the closest I
Speaker 1: came was the death of of Kobe Bryant and the
Speaker 1: passengers that were on board. Because there were a lot
Speaker 1: of outlets here locally in l A that we're talking
Speaker 1: about Rick Fox being on board, Kobe's kids, all of
Speaker 1: Kobe's kids being on board, like all this stuff was
Speaker 1: just being thrown out and and obviously we're in the
Speaker 1: middle of this fire, so we had no idea like
Speaker 1: what was fact and what was fiction of so I
Speaker 1: aired on the side of caution. But there's some people
Speaker 1: that went on the air with that information, and Matt,
Speaker 1: it's just I mean, it's better safe and sorry. So
Speaker 1: I I couldn't. You know, that's like the one job
Speaker 1: that I have to do and I can't fuck it up.
Speaker 1: So it's better to be wrong, or it's better to
Speaker 1: be right and just second or third or fourth reporter
Speaker 1: as opposed to be the first one to have egg
Speaker 1: on your face. Yeah, that reminds me of September eleventh,
Speaker 1: when we were doing the shows. We're doing updates. I
Speaker 1: was doing updates on September eleventh, and we were at
Speaker 1: the Fox lot and so we had the back channel
Speaker 1: feed of Fox News. We were getting the raw feed
Speaker 1: from from the World Trade Center, and there are cameras
Speaker 1: and whatnot, and uh, there were so many ridiculous things
Speaker 1: that were being said that day, as you might imagine
Speaker 1: like they were. They were being well, you know, so
Speaker 1: and so survived by writing when the World Trade Center collapsed,
Speaker 1: they were in the elevator and they rode down like
Speaker 1: they were surfing and this was being reported as a
Speaker 1: fact because it was bullshit, but it was being reported
Speaker 1: as a fact. And so like stuff like that. It
Speaker 1: seems like always after a big event, there's a lot
Speaker 1: of fake Even with this coronavirus, there's a lot of
Speaker 1: fake stuff going around and people are spreading it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there was a great thread I saw yesterday from this report.
Speaker 1: I think she works for mb SEE, but she was
Speaker 1: talking about the couple. It's infortunate, but the couple that
Speaker 1: that we're in Arizona and the husband died because he
Speaker 1: was I guess he had drank some caloroquin and it
Speaker 1: wasn't actually caloric quin. There was claricquin was in this
Speaker 1: fish tank cleaner and he saw the ingredients. But she
Speaker 1: had this thread that started with, well, this couple was
Speaker 1: taking the advice and President Trump and they drank caloric
Speaker 1: quin and now they're dead, and then five tweets down
Speaker 1: she mentions, oh, by the way, she was they were
Speaker 1: drinking something from a fish tank cleaner. So yeah, it
Speaker 1: was like, listen, some of this is called Darwinism. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, if you are, I know people a lot
Speaker 1: of people are freaked out. Unfortunately, A lot of people
Speaker 1: are easily just freaked out. But you know, come on,
Speaker 1: it's natural selection, you know what I'm saying. I mean,
Speaker 1: come on, you see Florida. What are we doing here?
Speaker 1: You have to adapt to your environment. If you're drinking
Speaker 1: fish something from a fish tank, you know it's probably
Speaker 1: not good for you. All right, don't care what President
Speaker 1: Trump says. And I know they want to blame Trump
Speaker 1: for everything. Some you know, some people want to blame
Speaker 1: him for the you know, the entire it's just ridiculous.
Speaker 1: But uh, you gotta be able to adapt. And if
Speaker 1: you're that dumb, Okay, then what are you? What are
Speaker 1: you doing? How did you make it out of like
Speaker 1: high school? I don't I don't get it. Be sure
Speaker 1: to catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays
Speaker 1: at two am eastern pm Pacific. Right anyway, Um, moving on, So,
Speaker 1: so those are some of the fake stories. And follow
Speaker 1: the Golden rule and money comes to like stuff you
Speaker 1: hear on the radio or you read on the internet,
Speaker 1: follow the Golden rule. If it sounds too good to
Speaker 1: be true, it probably Yeah, that sounds My mom taught
Speaker 1: me that when I was getting it sounds too good
Speaker 1: to be true. It's probably is. Um, you know when
Speaker 1: you hear stories, Oh, this guy's gonna off your job
Speaker 1: and pay all that money, Like, no, it's bullshit, alright,
Speaker 1: survey says. Survey says here it is uh new Emerson
Speaker 1: College survey shows that Americans are more concerned with blank
Speaker 1: then their personal health. Uh as far as the because
Speaker 1: of the coronavirus, They're more concerned with this than their
Speaker 1: personal health, social media presence, no, believe it or not, finances, right,
Speaker 1: which I think makes sense, right because people are freaking out.
Speaker 1: They're losing their jobs and um, this the Wall Street
Speaker 1: crash has taken place. But they say that according to
Speaker 1: Emerson College survey, more Americans are freaking out because they're
Speaker 1: losing wealth and what they've been working to save up.
Speaker 1: Then they are concerned about what this virus could potentially
Speaker 1: do to them, which makes sense because for eighty percent,
Speaker 1: they say at least eighty percent, maybe more than that,
Speaker 1: maybe as many as you know, only out of a
Speaker 1: thousand will not ever have to go to the hospital
Speaker 1: because of the coronavirus. Al Right, So that's the first point.
Speaker 1: Nearly nine percent of Americans say they are increasing hand washing.
Speaker 1: So what does the other ten percent doing guests hunt.
Speaker 1: I think they're staying the course. I think those people
Speaker 1: have good hygiene and they're always they're always one to
Speaker 1: mind their surroundings and always washing their hands or keeping
Speaker 1: things clean. Well, you'll be happy to know the the
Speaker 1: wife has purchased. Here. I have some pure herbal extract
Speaker 1: Regional Herbal body moisturizer, which is a hand um moisturizer.
Speaker 1: Because my I've washed my hands so much that my
Speaker 1: skin is dried, cracking and bloody. All right, that's good,
Speaker 1: which is great. So what happened here at the it's
Speaker 1: gluten free, by the way, that was probably where my
Speaker 1: wife bought it, because it's gluten free because she's on
Speaker 1: the gluten free lifestyle. Oh my god, where did she
Speaker 1: get it from? She get it from like Amazon, Yes,
Speaker 1: somewhere in the end. I'm assuming Amazon, but I don't
Speaker 1: know what. Maybe she has some gazy website. Knowing her,
Speaker 1: she listens to the weird stuff. But your skin is
Speaker 1: getting dry? Is it because you're washing or is it
Speaker 1: because of the weather? Because I bring that up two
Speaker 1: months ago I had talked about this here at the
Speaker 1: station at Fox Sports Radio, and every time I washed
Speaker 1: my hands in the bathroom. I get rashes on my
Speaker 1: hands and my skin would dry up. And so the
Speaker 1: business op set of things. I found out that this
Speaker 1: was happening to me. I sent an email in and
Speaker 1: they started bringing some antibacterial and anti viral soaps. So
Speaker 1: they've changed things around, and now my skin is better.
Speaker 1: But is that because of you? That's why they changed
Speaker 1: all that? Yeah? What a ship head? Really? I like
Speaker 1: the old soap better than the news. So the old
Speaker 1: soap is still in there, but they just I didn't
Speaker 1: see the old soap. I only saw the new soap.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. I washed my hands in the kitchen
Speaker 1: because that's the only place you have hot water, and
Speaker 1: I didn't see the old soap in there. I only
Speaker 1: saw the new soap, and I was upset. I was like,
Speaker 1: I love that, that nice thick soap, but it's not
Speaker 1: there anymore. Bad. It's bad job by you man to
Speaker 1: think about it. My skin sucks. Yeah, what about the
Speaker 1: rest of us? It's all right. You're like the guy
Speaker 1: with the peanut allergy, so you can't serve peanuts. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: she only changed it in the bathroom. So anything that's
Speaker 1: done in the kitchen. That's that's on her arm. I'm
Speaker 1: telling you I I wash my hands in that little
Speaker 1: blue smurf kitchen. Well back when I was allowed to
Speaker 1: leave my house, I washed it. Lucky for you, you
Speaker 1: don't have to leave your house now and come in
Speaker 1: here for another two months. Oh it's wonderful, Yeah it is.
Speaker 1: I'm saving so much money on gas. I'm not. I
Speaker 1: don't have to leave my house. This is my dream.
Speaker 1: I'm a hermit. I never have to go anywhere. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but wonderful. I don't have to shave, I don't have
Speaker 1: to shower. I don't have to have anything. But what
Speaker 1: do you do with your paper supply? Because I don't
Speaker 1: print anything up here, because I have everything on my
Speaker 1: master computer here, so I don't print in I don't
Speaker 1: I don't print anything. What's what's well? So what's happening
Speaker 1: with your interaction? Then? Because you can't talk to your producer,
Speaker 1: you can't talk to your technical director, you can't talk
Speaker 1: to your your anchor, so you're you're by yourself. Well again,
Speaker 1: you have to adapt or die. You have to adapt
Speaker 1: to die. It was tough. I know it's tough, but
Speaker 1: I don't think anyone's noticed the difference at all. The
Speaker 1: show sounds the same. It's amazing. Well, I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's amazing, but I mean, I guess it sounds
Speaker 1: the same studying all right. Another surveys is, according to
Speaker 1: a new LinkedIn survey, the top five soft skills employers
Speaker 1: are looking for our blank? How many of these soft skills? Gascon?
Speaker 1: Can you name the If you're looking for a job,
Speaker 1: they're looking for this UM soft skills team player? Uh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess they talked about collaboration. I would seem I
Speaker 1: think that would qualify as team player. It's a bigger
Speaker 1: word than team player. So they go with collaboration. UM
Speaker 1: excellent communicator. Uh, they don't say that person. That's not
Speaker 1: I don't see that on the list. UM social media savvy. No, well,
Speaker 1: I doesn't say that college degree. Well, that's that's not
Speaker 1: a soft skill. That's like a requirement, a hard requirement.
Speaker 1: But let me just give it to you. You're boring.
Speaker 1: UM Number five is emotional intelligence the fund Does that
Speaker 1: mean emotional intelligence? Does that mean you're not a pussy willow?
Speaker 1: Is that what that means? You're not a mrs or
Speaker 1: Mrs Softy? Maybe you carry empathy. Empathy adaptability is number four,
Speaker 1: which is doctor dyed Darwinism. Right, First, don't drink stuff
Speaker 1: out of a fish tank. You know, probably not good
Speaker 1: enough to hire if you drink stuff out of a
Speaker 1: fish tank and things gonna save you. I mentioned collaboration.
Speaker 1: Number two is persuasion, okay, being able to persuade others.
Speaker 1: And number one is creativity. So you have to have
Speaker 1: create which, unfortunately for you guys, and you're not creative,
Speaker 1: you don't persuade anyone, You're not able to adapt, and
Speaker 1: you lack emotional intelligence. Well, I guess that kind of
Speaker 1: covers me across the board. That's right. I appreciate that
Speaker 1: vot of confidence. All right. Now lost in all of
Speaker 1: this coronavirus stuff, President Donald Trump is becoming more popular.
Speaker 1: Did you see this? Half of Americans now give President
Speaker 1: Trump positive marks for how he has handled the coronavirus
Speaker 1: outbreak that according to a new survey released earlier this week,
Speaker 1: and the president's approval rating has actually gone up. It's
Speaker 1: only marginally gone up, but it has gone up in
Speaker 1: the past month as the pandemic news has continued on
Speaker 1: and on and on. So have you had friends or
Speaker 1: family that have have come to you and talked to
Speaker 1: you about attacking him and his response time and the
Speaker 1: way that he has treated people since the outbreak or
Speaker 1: if you has that. As you know, guest Gun, I
Speaker 1: have a mixed my my parents. My mom was liberal,
Speaker 1: my dad was conservative, and at the at the family
Speaker 1: dinner table, they would battle it out about like politics.
Speaker 1: So I grew up listening to that, and I generally
Speaker 1: more conservative. My my brother, my younger brother in particular,
Speaker 1: is a huge limousine liberal, you know, hardcore liberal guy.
Speaker 1: And uh and so he any anytime you mentioned Trump,
Speaker 1: he gets triggered. Yeah. So he's like a radical when
Speaker 1: it comes to that kind of stuff and like he
Speaker 1: needs a therapy dog, you know, that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: So there's a lot of people like that. I get it.
Speaker 1: I actually find it comical, But that's just me. It
Speaker 1: is polarizing the climate that we're in, no pun intended,
Speaker 1: but it is absolutely polarizing, especially if he gets a
Speaker 1: leged to a second term, and god forbid, we'll see
Speaker 1: what kind of what kind of speech he has and
Speaker 1: then the reaction from said speech. It doesn't matter what
Speaker 1: he says. He could say all the right things and
Speaker 1: and people. The great thing about political media, much like
Speaker 1: sports media, we parse words right. Once you once you
Speaker 1: start parsing words, you can turn anything into a negative. Right.
Speaker 1: It's an amazing gift, right political columnists. We've kind of
Speaker 1: picked up on that in sports. But political columnists are
Speaker 1: in their glory parsing whatever the president says into the
Speaker 1: minute detail and twisting it up. Right. They love that.
Speaker 1: It's the world that we live in right now. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's victim hood. It's grift ing. Uh, this gets clicks,
Speaker 1: that gets likes, this gets followers. It's also it's also
Speaker 1: clear it's also group think. Right, there's also group think.
Speaker 1: You know if you if you go against the popular
Speaker 1: opinion on a social media platform, well you're a bad person.
Speaker 1: You know, it's you're a shame on you. You know,
Speaker 1: you're an enemy of the people. That kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: Last survey, in this truncated edition of The Fifth Hour
Speaker 1: with Ben Mall, this new lean and mean version, if
Speaker 1: you had to choose one streaming service, what would it be,
Speaker 1: according to a new survey h for me it would
Speaker 1: be it would probably be Disney. But I think for
Speaker 1: the masses, I think they'll go with Netflix. You would
Speaker 1: pick Disney Plus. Yeah, it's ten years old. It's tied
Speaker 1: to ESPN, isn't it? No, But that's no, But it's
Speaker 1: it's a stand alone. Each each platform is its own platform.
Speaker 1: A minute, I thought Disney actually took ESPN platforms, so
Speaker 1: you had both into one. No, I think what they did.
Speaker 1: I don't know for sure, but I believe what they
Speaker 1: did is they have Disney Plus and then they bundled
Speaker 1: it with ESPN Plus. But ESPN Plus is still a
Speaker 1: stand alone operation. Anyway, all right, we'll getting losing the
Speaker 1: forest through the trees. So the answer, we have a number.
Speaker 1: The last on the list is actually Disney Plus. Only
Speaker 1: thirteen percent of people responded, according to this survey from
Speaker 1: PC magazine, said that they would choose Disney Plus. You're
Speaker 1: in the minority. Hulu was it thirteen point six percent,
Speaker 1: Amazon Prime four percent, and forty seven percent said Netflix.
Speaker 1: So well is and that the old marketing thing, right,
Speaker 1: The most important thing in marketing is to be first. Yeah. Right.
Speaker 1: It's it's not to have the better product, it's it's
Speaker 1: to get in people's minds first. Because once people make
Speaker 1: up their mind that your products great, once they perceive
Speaker 1: it to be the top product. Then that's the secret
Speaker 1: to success, getting into the mind first. Yeah, the Dragon
Speaker 1: Slayer that is a blockbuster is Netflix, which I gotta
Speaker 1: imagine their productions are gonna be way way down after
Speaker 1: this thing is over and done with, especially because the
Speaker 1: the Hollywood market came to a zero rating last week
Speaker 1: with all those motion pictures that were supposed to be released,
Speaker 1: I know, no time to die. The new James Bomb
Speaker 1: movie has been postponed until later on this year. There's
Speaker 1: a ton of I think Fast and Furious. Their new
Speaker 1: movie was supposed to come out as well. So there's
Speaker 1: just decimation all around the board. It's wild, it is,
Speaker 1: It is crazy. Alright, let's get to don't stick to
Speaker 1: sports stories. We have lots of good stuff. Fox Sports
Speaker 1: Radio has the best sports talk lineup in the nation.
Speaker 1: Catch all of our shows at Fox sports Radio dot
Speaker 1: com and within the I Heart Radio app search f
Speaker 1: s R to listen live. Let's find out all right,
Speaker 1: how about this, We'll start off a little soft. Uh.
Speaker 1: Do you have any listeners or strong followers in Provo, Utah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we have some listeners in Utah. We've got that guy
Speaker 1: that puts the boot on cars around all right. Well,
Speaker 1: woman in Provo, Utah is actually being investigated for choking
Speaker 1: her boyfriend, kicking one of her kids, and twisting the
Speaker 1: arm of another one of her kids because she was
Speaker 1: so enraged that her kids wouldn't be going to school
Speaker 1: do the coronavirus outbreak. Ben. She was charged with child abuse, intoxication,
Speaker 1: and domestic violence. She was convicted twice within the last
Speaker 1: ten years of domestic violence. Yeah, this is this is
Speaker 1: like Ry Poppins is what this is? This is the
Speaker 1: mother of the Year. She's not that hot. It's not
Speaker 1: Mary Poppins. Well yeah, whatever is saying. I guess if
Speaker 1: it wasn't this, she would be triggered by something else.
Speaker 1: It sounds like she's got some issues there, so um,
Speaker 1: but it is. It's like that road remember that video.
Speaker 1: I think I sent you the video, the road rage
Speaker 1: video in l A right near the Geico Fox Sports
Speaker 1: radio studios over North Hollywood. There was this guy, like
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago. They just got furious at
Speaker 1: the truck and he kept ramming his car into the
Speaker 1: side of the truck. Was wild. Now, I was ridding
Speaker 1: some of the comments on that said video, and apparently
Speaker 1: the reason why he did that was because he got
Speaker 1: hit first and the truck ran a red light, and
Speaker 1: so the truck was trying to get away and that's
Speaker 1: the reason why he kept ramming him. All right, But
Speaker 1: even if that's the case, probably not the best way
Speaker 1: to go, I know, probably not the best way to
Speaker 1: Did the police say okay, you're good because you got
Speaker 1: hit first, and it's like, hey, he punched me first,
Speaker 1: or it's like you get caught stealing cookies when you're
Speaker 1: a kid. My brother and my sister did it. They
Speaker 1: did it too. What about them laming on them? Well,
Speaker 1: this is an all female edition of Don't Stick to
Speaker 1: Sports Bench? How about this? In New York A, a
Speaker 1: female doctor is accused of branding the initials of her
Speaker 1: multi level marketing company and x I v M the founder.
Speaker 1: She was branding the founder's name, Keith Rnier, into the
Speaker 1: Pelvis region of thirteen females who were considered sex slaves.
Speaker 1: Now it gets darker than this, ben because apparently these
Speaker 1: women were told to take pictures of the initials at
Speaker 1: least once a month. It's gonna be once a day
Speaker 1: for an entire month, and then after that they could
Speaker 1: change weekly for an entire month. The founder, Keith Ren,
Speaker 1: convicted back in June of last year for racketeering and
Speaker 1: sex trafficking. The doctor hasn't been charged just yet. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: I feel like I've heard this story like like a
Speaker 1: year ago. Are you sure this is a this is
Speaker 1: a brand new story here? I guess it's it's from
Speaker 1: one story to the other. So the doctor has already
Speaker 1: been convicted. Are the founder has been convicted, but the
Speaker 1: doctor is just getting brought up on the accusations. Okay,
Speaker 1: so they're continuing the story that started last April or April,
Speaker 1: of which is was the last April. Yeah? Yeah, I mean, listen,
Speaker 1: you're more of a guy that would be in a
Speaker 1: cult than I am. I'm not a cult guy. You're
Speaker 1: a follower. I'm a leader, is what I am. I
Speaker 1: don't follow, I lead. Well, what happens when people accuse
Speaker 1: you of working for Fox Sports and that being a
Speaker 1: part of a cult I'm not part of. I'm not
Speaker 1: part of the mainstream makes let me tell you, dummy,
Speaker 1: how this works. You're not part of the mainstream. Mainstream
Speaker 1: in radio is six am to six pm. Anything after
Speaker 1: six pm. They even though radio stations still broadcast twenty
Speaker 1: four hours a day. They spit on you. You're the ugly,
Speaker 1: redheaded step child of media. You're you're in the extreme
Speaker 1: uh far out cuckoo land is what you are when
Speaker 1: you're on at night, especially overnights. So no, there's it's
Speaker 1: two different worlds. Man. You do radio during the day,
Speaker 1: six am, six pm. You go to the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1: They treat your first class and all that they take
Speaker 1: care of, right. They they butter your biscuits, and you
Speaker 1: work the other ships. Not so much. I know it
Speaker 1: from first end experience. I don't have the luxury of
Speaker 1: operating from home and getting uh you know, the rose
Speaker 1: petals like you do. But I know it all too well.
Speaker 1: How about this A Florida was back at it again.
Speaker 1: Jelly for you a little bit, uh peanut butter with that.
Speaker 1: Jelly Mom was arrested for allegedly building a bomb instead
Speaker 1: of a Walmart from all the autumns she picked up
Speaker 1: in the store. She was caught on tape doing all this.
Speaker 1: She was accused of constructing a constructing an explosive device
Speaker 1: by filling a mason jar with kerosene and nails and
Speaker 1: then soaking a shoelace in the fuel to act as
Speaker 1: a fuse. And the most magical part about all this
Speaker 1: ben she was doing this right in front of her
Speaker 1: younger son. Uh. Later the woman admitted to being on
Speaker 1: meth and then she spit on a police officer's face,
Speaker 1: telling him that she has aids and then she threatened
Speaker 1: him and by pissing on him. Yeah, well, listen, this
Speaker 1: is this is great. Now, this is uh, this is also.
Speaker 1: I feel like i've heard this story also again, are
Speaker 1: you okay? Guest guys? Everything all right with you? I
Speaker 1: feel like you're in a time warp or something like? No,
Speaker 1: why are you taking my content that I send you
Speaker 1: and using it for your radio show? No? But I
Speaker 1: recall reading about this in January and now we're into March. No,
Speaker 1: not at all. How great is it? In the same
Speaker 1: podcast where you were we were talking about this very
Speaker 1: thing popping up? No, no more than fifteen minutes later
Speaker 1: there we go. All right, so let me do let
Speaker 1: me better than this. You were out of control, guest guy,
Speaker 1: You have lost your mind? What is going on with you?
Speaker 1: Have you old news guess gone? Have you ever been
Speaker 1: part of like a photo bomb? Like? Have I've been
Speaker 1: part of a photo Yeah, I don't know. I've tried
Speaker 1: to photo bomb people, but I don't nothing successful. No, alright,
Speaker 1: well I bring that up because of this Chipotle kind
Speaker 1: of them to do this. They they had a clip
Speaker 1: a a public viewing of their Zoom broadcast. Have you
Speaker 1: ever used Zoom before? Do you know what it is?
Speaker 1: But I'm very cool as you know, guess gon, I'm
Speaker 1: a man of the people, And no, I've not used Zoom.
Speaker 1: I've heard of it, but I do not use Zoom.
Speaker 1: It's one of these hang out like, is it like
Speaker 1: tip talk that kind of thing. No, No, it's um
Speaker 1: it's similar to to FaceTime or it's similar to Skype,
Speaker 1: except unlike those platforms, you can have as many people
Speaker 1: into the room as possible, so those are no are
Speaker 1: limited capacity, like FaceTime is just you and I. Uh,
Speaker 1: Skype could be a couple of people, but Zoom it's
Speaker 1: basically a business function, so you could have multiple people
Speaker 1: on at the same time. I bring that up because
Speaker 1: Chipotle had ran a Zoom broadcast. Um, they had a
Speaker 1: clip it because someone actually came into the Zoom broadcast
Speaker 1: and started publishing porn on there for everyone to see. Now, no,
Speaker 1: this this wasn't Jamal Murray. Um, but someone entered the
Speaker 1: zoom chat and it's not hard to do. But they
Speaker 1: had a meeting set up with a musician they were
Speaker 1: trying to promote him, and and someone just jumped in there. Um.
Speaker 1: Another drive by incident actually happened a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 1: similar to this one, where two female reporters, one from
Speaker 1: the New York Times and another female and had an
Speaker 1: event closed because well, they had an event that was
Speaker 1: focusing on the challenges women tech founders face. When someone
Speaker 1: dropped by and actually published two girls in one cup
Speaker 1: in that event. That sounds like an old Tony Bruno
Speaker 1: thing from back in the day. That was Tony's material
Speaker 1: when he worked at Fox Sports rail Away. Yeah, used
Speaker 1: to do Yeah, yeah, back in there before me. You know,
Speaker 1: things changed in society. You could do that. Yeah. Absolutely.
Speaker 1: We didn't have that guy on too. By the way,
Speaker 1: I love Tony. We'll get to Tony will do it.
Speaker 1: Tony's allegend. Tony's the the o G. He's the creator
Speaker 1: of Fox Sports Radio. Yeah, he's He's a mini gun.
Speaker 1: From what I understand, that guy will fire anybody and anything.
Speaker 1: Tony's great man. He will unload on you and very innertain.
Speaker 1: One of my favorite people in radio, the great Tony Bruno.
Speaker 1: One of my inspirations to get into radio is Tony Bruno.
Speaker 1: He's in Philadelphia, right, he's a Philly guy, and he's
Speaker 1: doing radio locally in New Jersey, across the river there
Speaker 1: in New Jersey, and he's got I think he's got
Speaker 1: a podcast himself, so we could promote that and we
Speaker 1: can we can book him maybe if that other guy
Speaker 1: doesn't get back to me, we'll put him on the
Speaker 1: podcast this week, or if not, we'll do it next week.
Speaker 1: That's a good idea. That's a good idea. All right,
Speaker 1: guess gon go go watch your porn, do whatever you're
Speaker 1: gonna do today, and I have a wonderful day. Thank
Speaker 1: you for listening. Remember we're changing things up. We explained everything,
Speaker 1: we laid it all out for you. We're gonna try
Speaker 1: to provide more content because there's people are many more content.
Speaker 1: Well actually corporate people are demanding more content, and so
Speaker 1: we're gonna change it up a little bit. But I'm
Speaker 1: looking forward to it. Follow us again on all of
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Speaker 1: Then Gascon is just the gag on. Is that your account?
Speaker 1: So Twitter is at David Jay Gascon. Instagram is at
Speaker 1: Dave Gascon. And since we have listener engagement, Ben, we
Speaker 1: gotta do a conference call with Terry out in the
Speaker 1: UK since they have been closed down by by Boris Johnson.
Speaker 1: We need to find out what's going out there in
Speaker 1: the UK. We should do like an international old podcast.
Speaker 1: We could have Terry in England and we could have
Speaker 1: the Aussie guy he could call in or one of
Speaker 1: our other listeners in Australia, and we could have the
Speaker 1: global reach of the Mallard Militia check in with different
Speaker 1: branches of the Mallar and Militia. As long as we
Speaker 1: don't do it on zoom. Yeah, all right, listen, have
Speaker 1: a great day, be safe, and this bonus podcast, we
Speaker 1: put the baby to bed. We'll be back what Friday
Speaker 1: with the next podcast. Yes, alright, have a great day,
Speaker 1: thank you, Be safe,