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Speaker 1: Today, I effed up by accidentally hooking up with my

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Speaker 1: friend's dad.

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Speaker 2: How do you accidentally do that? Hi, mister dad.

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Speaker 3: Oops, I meant to give you a handshake, not a

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Speaker 3: hand job. No stupid, no accidents, Okay, allowed to make mistakes,

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Speaker 3: that's right. So imagine this is literally just like the

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Speaker 3: script of like a Porno or some.

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Speaker 2: Excuse me, mister bound, mister, mister big salami.

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Speaker 1: I didn't expect you to see here. I'm waiting for Sally.

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Speaker 1: Oh it's okay, lady, A big penis nice.

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Speaker 2: That's my best port of music. You you absolutely crushed it. Thanks.

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Speaker 1: So the interesting part of the story all happened a

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Speaker 1: number of months ago. I eighteen male, had just turned

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Speaker 1: eighteen at the time, and had already spent a while

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Speaker 1: coming to terms with my sexuality. As I grew more

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Speaker 1: comfortable with myself, I started to do more slightly experimental things,

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Speaker 1: like shower completely nude in the open showers at a

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Speaker 1: local pool when I was sure I was the only one.

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Speaker 2: Left at night. Huh Are you sure?

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Speaker 1: Something I would have been far too anxious to do

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Speaker 1: when I was younger. On one occasion where I had

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Speaker 1: finished training and was completely nuty, in the shower, I

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Speaker 1: happened to be joined by an older gentleman. He was

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Speaker 1: probably in his mid forties and was also not wearing

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Speaker 1: a Bailey suit.

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Speaker 2: In the shower. Both naked, Yeah, me eighteen male and the.

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Speaker 1: Big Dannio forties mid forties. I remember immediately feeling my

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Speaker 1: face heat up because it felt like I had been

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Speaker 1: caught by this older gentleman. Even though showering nude to

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Speaker 1: the gym is pretty normal, this dude also chose the

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Speaker 1: shower head closest to me, even though they were a

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Speaker 1: lot more open in the shower. As a curious lad,

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Speaker 1: I couldn't help but trying to take a pete of

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Speaker 1: what this dude was working with was working with and

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Speaker 1: some big.

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Speaker 2: Pipe extra large salami.

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Speaker 1: Oh you got a broken pipe and I got one

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Speaker 1: tough birk sit Naturally, it didn't take him long to

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Speaker 1: realize what I was doing, and before long he invited

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Speaker 1: me over to take a.

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Speaker 2: Closer look, so to speak. How do you say that?

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Speaker 1: Also, like, is this guy sure that this kid is

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Speaker 1: of legal age?

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Speaker 2: That is a great question. Like this this is also

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Speaker 2: just like dude.

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Speaker 1: It's it's crazy, it's crazy, Like with two guys it's

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Speaker 1: just like I want to see my package, Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: want to touch it?

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Speaker 2: And then it just starts to wild. Dude, it does

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Speaker 2: something start happening.

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Speaker 1: Let's see, one thing led to another, and we ended

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Speaker 1: up doing it. Oh No, two weeks later, there he

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Speaker 1: was again, and two weeks after that, we just kept

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Speaker 1: repeating the same process over and over. Eventually, eventually he

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Speaker 1: started to show up less and less until it kind

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Speaker 1: of just stopped happening altogether. Now fast forward a few

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Speaker 1: months up to now, final exams for high school are

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Speaker 1: coming up. This is so goodness gracious, they were coming

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Speaker 1: up and my friends were all studying. But we were

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Speaker 1: just kind of goofing around at this one guy's house.

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Speaker 1: And after a while his dad gets home, as you

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Speaker 1: probably figured, in walks the guy from the pool.

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Speaker 2: Again.

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Speaker 1: I feel my face heat up and I nearly die

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Speaker 1: of embarrassment on the spot.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure he felt the same way. Neither of us

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Speaker 2: said anything.

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Speaker 1: After a breez this guy a pole family, dude, this

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Speaker 1: is nuts, neither of us said anything, And after a

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Speaker 1: brief inner debate, I decided that this is a secret

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Speaker 1: that goes with me to the grave. Except for all

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Speaker 1: the people on the world, everyone.

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Speaker 2: On Reddit, and now everyone listening to this podcast.

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Speaker 1: Suffice to say, I haven't been able to look my

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Speaker 1: friend in the eye

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Speaker 2: Since Yikes, Bro, yikes oooh man, steamy hot and steamy

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Speaker 2: hot and steam showers