1 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:08,840 Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alcamyn one a dish. 2 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:13,600 Speaker 1: I'm your host, Kevin Pollock. Yes that what's that? Yes? 3 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:16,400 Speaker 1: I may be working in London in the fall, and 4 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:18,759 Speaker 1: should you be a citizen of the UK and a 5 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:22,920 Speaker 1: patrons quarter, I might be able to uh make time 6 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:27,000 Speaker 1: for a spot of tea. Alright, new promises, but I digress. 7 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:30,400 Speaker 1: Let's meet to Kama, show me no particular order? How 8 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:36,600 Speaker 1: bout a resounding? What what to Chris? Anthony Alvarado the 9 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:39,800 Speaker 1: only Anthony that matters? Did you ever consider using a 10 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:45,720 Speaker 1: made up professional name? Yes, but not for um acting 11 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:48,239 Speaker 1: for football when I was a kid. I love football. 12 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:52,000 Speaker 1: You're going to change your name for school football? Well 13 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:55,280 Speaker 1: so my mother. My mother has been married a few times. 14 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:58,320 Speaker 1: Her second marriage, she was married to a gentleman named 15 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:01,320 Speaker 1: his last name was Golden. And for some reason, I've 16 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:03,360 Speaker 1: I always had this idea that I wanted to play 17 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:05,840 Speaker 1: for Notre Dame and have my last name met Golden. 18 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:09,160 Speaker 1: Just sounded cool as a And then I even wrote 19 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:12,240 Speaker 1: a poem one time I was nine years old that 20 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:15,240 Speaker 1: I would score a touchdown. Let's make this this is 21 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:16,959 Speaker 1: and I thought this is beautiful. I read it to 22 00:01:16,959 --> 00:01:19,920 Speaker 1: my family, Let's score touchdown, drops my knees, and then 23 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:24,920 Speaker 1: kill myself. What all right? For all your kids out there, 24 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:27,560 Speaker 1: let that be the fantasy, because because I wanted to 25 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:30,040 Speaker 1: die on the field. By the way, one large thing 26 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:32,319 Speaker 1: I have to say about hard work. This is before. 27 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:37,640 Speaker 1: This is before puberty hit, when men became men before me, 28 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:40,000 Speaker 1: like I, you know, when I was nine and ten, 29 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:41,560 Speaker 1: I was like, I'm good at football. As soon as 30 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:43,839 Speaker 1: I went to high school, I was like, oh god, 31 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:45,720 Speaker 1: I was a late bloomer. It was just awful. So 32 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:47,560 Speaker 1: I never played sports again. I found theater and now 33 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:50,200 Speaker 1: I'm here, Thank you very much. Wow, that is a 34 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:53,559 Speaker 1: spectacular trajectory. And I say, now we should probably start 35 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:58,200 Speaker 1: at the show. Everyone got their locals going, okay, Chris, 36 00:01:58,200 --> 00:01:59,680 Speaker 1: thank you for that. Thank you for all of that. 37 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:05,200 Speaker 1: And now Craigkowski with a summer travel tips corner. Get 38 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:09,400 Speaker 1: out there, folks. The world is open and the national 39 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:14,320 Speaker 1: parks are filled to the brim with with people shipping 40 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:22,519 Speaker 1: in public. Speaking of which, holy crap, Jackie dear Ruthie 41 00:02:22,639 --> 00:02:26,480 Speaker 1: is here. Jay, Hey, any thoughts of what your stage 42 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:33,079 Speaker 1: name should change too? I have uh like a DJ name, 43 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,720 Speaker 1: not today, but I have one in my back pockets 44 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:42,200 Speaker 1: and kids every come, which is jizzy j Jesus, you 45 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:47,160 Speaker 1: got a little it's just thank you and now a 46 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:51,560 Speaker 1: tools seeing favorite fan of mine. Are you open to 47 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:56,400 Speaker 1: a name change suggestion? Uh yeah, I'm always yours. I've 48 00:02:56,440 --> 00:03:04,680 Speaker 1: thought about it before, about a tool Anthony's sing. I 49 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:06,440 Speaker 1: thought you're gonna say something with the middle name being 50 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:10,880 Speaker 1: something with an S, and I'd be as as my initials. 51 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:13,200 Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that. Well, thank you, thank you. I 52 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:16,160 Speaker 1: would take uh yeah, a tool Anthony sing I was 53 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:20,560 Speaker 1: like that a a S yeah, and last but caught 54 00:03:20,639 --> 00:03:23,200 Speaker 1: between a rock and his rocks. If you think of 55 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:27,720 Speaker 1: Lee's it's Joey Greer stained begone your first words to 56 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:33,639 Speaker 1: Satan when you ultimately meet. Here we go again. Okay, alright, 57 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:36,280 Speaker 1: let's do a damn show. All our scene suggestions are 58 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:39,800 Speaker 1: gathered from your listener emails or from a Patreon v 59 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:42,080 Speaker 1: I p s to become a patron sport of the show, 60 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:46,520 Speaker 1: enjoy clues, content and other procts I Joey. Just head 61 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:50,080 Speaker 1: on over to patreon dot com slash. If you'd like 62 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:53,520 Speaker 1: to submit a scene suggestion by email, please write to 63 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:57,160 Speaker 1: the podcast at our fairly new email address which some 64 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:59,640 Speaker 1: of you are finally pouring into and I thank you 65 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:02,960 Speaker 1: for it. Alchemy this email at gmail dot com. That's Alchemy, 66 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:10,520 Speaker 1: this email scene one constant patron v I P. McCoy 67 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:16,160 Speaker 1: can't well who wrote Llo love? That's a l o 68 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:20,920 Speaker 1: l u v 'allo love. How are all my favorite 69 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:25,360 Speaker 1: alchemists doing? Won't tell you which ones. I've got a 70 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:29,240 Speaker 1: scene suggestion based on some upcoming life changes. I recently 71 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:33,760 Speaker 1: got into a graduate program in London. Oh and we'll 72 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:36,000 Speaker 1: be stepping foot in the UK for the first time 73 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:40,120 Speaker 1: in my life later this year. I wasn't kidding. I 74 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:43,240 Speaker 1: might see you there. Can't well, So my scene suggestion 75 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:49,080 Speaker 1: is this American, No America. I'm not sure why there's 76 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:54,239 Speaker 1: an end There has to infiltrate British society anyway, Thanks 77 00:04:54,279 --> 00:04:56,520 Speaker 1: for all the laughs and can't wait to actually see 78 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:59,359 Speaker 1: an end person show at west Side before I leave. 79 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:06,279 Speaker 1: Love and kisses McCaw Alright, Mike, So a lot of 80 00:05:06,279 --> 00:05:09,880 Speaker 1: the little places right A fantastic to visit, and your 81 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:13,880 Speaker 1: hotel is just right, Obey, don't worry being a little 82 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:17,680 Speaker 1: bit and um, if my wife and I were looking for, 83 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:20,640 Speaker 1: you know, a bite to eat where would you suggest 84 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:26,120 Speaker 1: bye in London? Til was so many places, and he 85 00:05:26,279 --> 00:05:34,800 Speaker 1: do to restrictions quite a lot, actually quite a lot. Cheese, 86 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:44,359 Speaker 1: can't sugar sugar refined starches. Why are you sharing so 87 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:48,479 Speaker 1: much with the talking British dog? Oh? He just needed 88 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:50,919 Speaker 1: to know they do in order to give us the 89 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:56,000 Speaker 1: right ums. These were family secrets. I don't understand why 90 00:05:57,640 --> 00:06:00,840 Speaker 1: you don't understand. Sorry, you don't understand because you're a child, 91 00:06:00,839 --> 00:06:05,279 Speaker 1: So just shut up, Henry. Okay, okay, we're in London now, 92 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:07,640 Speaker 1: so things are a little bit different and you're just 93 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:10,680 Speaker 1: a dumb kid. You're just a stupid ass kid. So 94 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:14,760 Speaker 1: let the parents do the parents, and you do whatever 95 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:17,560 Speaker 1: the fuck you think you should do. Right if I can? 96 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:23,880 Speaker 1: Ball field, football field, oh yeah, and a plenty of 97 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:27,120 Speaker 1: house rolling. But if you want to get some day, 98 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:31,640 Speaker 1: maybe the parents should go to gumbies and the little 99 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:38,240 Speaker 1: on't you go play footy at Stansberry Field stands? Can 100 00:06:38,279 --> 00:06:42,080 Speaker 1: you take him there by any chance? Yeah? I'm sure. Yeah, 101 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:46,599 Speaker 1: it's just taxi. Why not? It's just costally lecture quick 102 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:50,479 Speaker 1: from you that mom? Do you have a little lecture? Quid? 103 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:54,800 Speaker 1: I think you said I can. I could scrounge up 104 00:06:54,839 --> 00:06:58,120 Speaker 1: some quid. Yeah, I have to scrounge it. Why can't 105 00:06:58,120 --> 00:07:02,840 Speaker 1: you just scrounge up some quid? A maximum? And you, 106 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:06,400 Speaker 1: sir Jason, so you're you're telling me you have this 107 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:11,240 Speaker 1: dream before your big trip to to England, and you 108 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:13,080 Speaker 1: think this is going to play out in a way 109 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:16,800 Speaker 1: where God is telling you not to go to go 110 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:23,720 Speaker 1: get your your your your higher degrees. That's true, Will you, Claire, 111 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:26,520 Speaker 1: will you clarify what you thought my dream was again? Again? 112 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:29,240 Speaker 1: I think it's it's it's Jason. We spent a lot 113 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:31,840 Speaker 1: of time here where I'm talking, and I just want 114 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:34,280 Speaker 1: to make sure that you're talking because this is your time. 115 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:37,080 Speaker 1: But I will explain it again. Um. So you in 116 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:39,640 Speaker 1: this dream, you seem like you've gone abroad, You've taken 117 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:43,520 Speaker 1: your whole family, and your son is acting up. Um. 118 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:47,200 Speaker 1: You seem very very condescending towards your son, which seems 119 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:49,640 Speaker 1: like there's some tension there that we need to talk about, 120 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:53,600 Speaker 1: maybe about your your your family you know coming in. Yeah, 121 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:57,160 Speaker 1: does this help? And then you maybe you don't want 122 00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:59,680 Speaker 1: to go to to to England to get a higher degree? 123 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:03,160 Speaker 1: I see, I see. Do you want to coke or 124 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:06,360 Speaker 1: something on Thursday. I would love coke zero coke zero. Oh, 125 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:11,760 Speaker 1: I don't have regular coket co conductor other coke. That's shocking. Okay, 126 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:14,880 Speaker 1: you know, here's what I'm thinking. Now, you're your therapist. 127 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,560 Speaker 1: Can you tell me why that's shocking? You don't know? 128 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:20,080 Speaker 1: This is a whole new chapter. Okay, Yeah, because we 129 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:22,480 Speaker 1: live in a time where we all have recognized that 130 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:26,520 Speaker 1: there's probably nothing worse for us on this planet than 131 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:29,320 Speaker 1: drinking straight up. Actually you don't. You don't come into 132 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:33,400 Speaker 1: my office and tell me what I And then the 133 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:38,400 Speaker 1: dream kind of ends with my husband just tearing into 134 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:43,760 Speaker 1: his therapist. Would you want a pepsi? Mum? Do you 135 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:49,640 Speaker 1: have a pepsi clear? Are you serious? Yeah? Pepsi clear? 136 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:57,320 Speaker 1: There's no fake coloring clear. Well, it's it's fake clear coloring. 137 00:08:57,679 --> 00:09:00,240 Speaker 1: That's what that is. Let's get back to your reef. 138 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:06,640 Speaker 1: So you were saying, I don't know, okay, okay, Henry, 139 00:09:06,679 --> 00:09:10,079 Speaker 1: So So let me get this straight. Your dream ends 140 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:13,800 Speaker 1: with your mom speaking to her therapist. Is that correct? Yeah? 141 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:18,320 Speaker 1: And then she lies down on his desk. Okay, lies 142 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:22,959 Speaker 1: down on his desk. Anything else? No, I usually try 143 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,920 Speaker 1: to shake myself out of the dream at that point, 144 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:28,360 Speaker 1: and I'm usually successful. Okay, look, I'm gonna give you. 145 00:09:28,679 --> 00:09:30,840 Speaker 1: I'm gonna cut right to it, Henry, Okay, give me 146 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:34,079 Speaker 1: some meds. No, I'm gonna give you some advice. That's 147 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:39,320 Speaker 1: better than meds. When you get to England with your family, right, 148 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:46,480 Speaker 1: you need to do everything you can to infiltrate kill him. 149 00:09:46,559 --> 00:09:49,960 Speaker 1: But okay, no, no, no, better, this is better than 150 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:52,480 Speaker 1: this is better than killing them. Okay, if you become 151 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:58,200 Speaker 1: more British than them, oh they'll be the outcasts. Nice. Yes, yes, 152 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:01,360 Speaker 1: you got a Yeah, let's get a peppie from me, 153 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:04,720 Speaker 1: coke for you? And then, uh, Marshall, what are you 154 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:09,040 Speaker 1: just a coffee or something? So right? You're not answer? 155 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:12,360 Speaker 1: All right, let me get it coffee. You know, I 156 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:15,600 Speaker 1: just us therapists hanging out together after work is just 157 00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:17,959 Speaker 1: like I would just lock in, you know what I mean. 158 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:19,920 Speaker 1: It's good to just kind of get this off my chest. Finally, 159 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,320 Speaker 1: I'm just talking to the people, and I can't tell 160 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:25,319 Speaker 1: you how little I give us, but I don't. I'm 161 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:27,199 Speaker 1: sure you and your friends are having a good time. 162 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:31,560 Speaker 1: Can I get that coffee please? Yeah? Sure you got 163 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:33,200 Speaker 1: Let me get a couple of dollars for a hot dog. 164 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:36,400 Speaker 1: Just just give this, give the money. Why do I 165 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:39,559 Speaker 1: have to give him the money? One coke, one pepsi, 166 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:44,400 Speaker 1: one coffee too, hot dogs, Yeah, no, we're not. We're 167 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:45,760 Speaker 1: not paying for the hot dogs. I'm not going to 168 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:48,360 Speaker 1: want to. We're not getting the hot dogs. We're not 169 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:51,200 Speaker 1: getting the hot dogs. I'm getting hot so we're not. 170 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:53,520 Speaker 1: But that's on his tap. That's not on ours. Yeah 171 00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:56,679 Speaker 1: my tab. Okay, so we're gonna do did you want 172 00:10:56,679 --> 00:10:59,360 Speaker 1: four separate bills or did you want to split it? 173 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:03,640 Speaker 1: The drinks are on besides the cop the pepsi, the coat, 174 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:06,920 Speaker 1: whatever my bunny, your Marshall wants, and then the coffee 175 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:08,640 Speaker 1: and the two hot dogs out for this guy. He's 176 00:11:08,679 --> 00:11:17,400 Speaker 1: on our tap, babe, Henry, come downstairs, family, meaning look 177 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:19,880 Speaker 1: at you. He looks so good at those slippers and 178 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:25,760 Speaker 1: those taps shoes. Okay, my fancy fans. Well, as you know, 179 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:30,400 Speaker 1: tomorrow morning we take flight. Yeah, up at three am. 180 00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:36,160 Speaker 1: Can't wait? Do you think that's the way they say 181 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:38,000 Speaker 1: it over? I think that sounds good and that's kind 182 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,360 Speaker 1: of what I wanted to go over. So I made 183 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:42,400 Speaker 1: some flash cards and we're gonna go over a couple 184 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:45,680 Speaker 1: of sayings, you know, American sayings, and how they differ 185 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:49,000 Speaker 1: over there, because as you know, it's very important to 186 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:52,120 Speaker 1: me that we fit in right. But we're speaking the 187 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:54,800 Speaker 1: King's English right now. He was online looking all this 188 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:57,880 Speaker 1: stuff that they speak the same thing. Honey, your nose 189 00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:00,800 Speaker 1: is bleeding a little bit? What your nose is just 190 00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:10,880 Speaker 1: started bleeding? Use that? Which sorry? Happening? Jason, You've brought 191 00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:14,480 Speaker 1: your whole family to the Buckingham Club. This is the 192 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:20,079 Speaker 1: most exclusive club in all of England. Welcome. Here's our 193 00:12:20,679 --> 00:12:26,320 Speaker 1: chief manager, Charlie. Charlie. This is Jason. How do you do? Yes, 194 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:31,440 Speaker 1: Charlie hold and sorry, this is really funny. My my 195 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:33,719 Speaker 1: wife can do a Charlie bit my finger impression that 196 00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:40,080 Speaker 1: you're gonna love. Do it? Do it, Molly beat my finger, Charlie. 197 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:46,120 Speaker 1: Charlie is actually Charlie's a member here, so we don't sorry. 198 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:51,480 Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. It is so nice to meet you. Cheerio, cheerio. Da. 199 00:12:51,679 --> 00:12:54,559 Speaker 1: Is this your idea? Goodbye? As asked? What you just said? Goodbye? 200 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:58,000 Speaker 1: Is this how you're fitting in? Dad? This is is 201 00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:02,000 Speaker 1: it going well? Fitting in? All right? Maybe? So I'm 202 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:05,400 Speaker 1: sorry I'm so sorry, Henry. What the fun is your problem? Dude? 203 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:12,880 Speaker 1: This outside your nose is bleeding again. I can't have 204 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,360 Speaker 1: a child with a nose being glad as well as 205 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:20,400 Speaker 1: an adult. That's a child. Maybe you'll understand this. I'm 206 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:24,760 Speaker 1: happy to be here. No I didn't. I didn't understand that. Don't. 207 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:27,920 Speaker 1: Maybe you should try to Soho club down the street 208 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:37,160 Speaker 1: in America. Yeah, we have so there of him? Is 209 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:41,120 Speaker 1: there a Howard Johnson's there is a Howard? Mr Johnson, 210 00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:47,079 Speaker 1: please come out, they said, Johnson, This child is calling 211 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:50,880 Speaker 1: for you. Yes, what can I do for your little lad? Well? Actually, 212 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:54,720 Speaker 1: I was gonna hope you had some God, that's a 213 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:57,480 Speaker 1: lot of blood, maybe a nose rock or two that 214 00:13:57,520 --> 00:14:03,440 Speaker 1: I could That's okay, It's just a child has the 215 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:07,120 Speaker 1: intellect and in humor of somebody much older who's lived 216 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,360 Speaker 1: life much longer than he had. Jason, I'm going to 217 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:11,480 Speaker 1: have to ask you to step outside of the Buckingham 218 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:17,200 Speaker 1: Club because remember, let's let's unhand me, unhand me. So yeah, ok, 219 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:20,360 Speaker 1: I fucking need this, Okay, I promised my wife and 220 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:24,240 Speaker 1: my son. Alright. So was it you had like a 221 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:26,480 Speaker 1: dream or something where you attack some kind of like 222 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:32,080 Speaker 1: palace was a palace guard or something? What was it? Yeah? 223 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:36,760 Speaker 1: Where's my Okay? So okay, two questions. He's busy, man, 224 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:38,560 Speaker 1: it's this the waiting room, so we just gotta gotta 225 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:41,640 Speaker 1: figure out ourselves. And okay, and then who's this dude 226 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:50,240 Speaker 1: who's growling? Yeah, he's wow, it's crazy telling the story 227 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:52,800 Speaker 1: about how you got that coffee and that two hot dogs. 228 00:14:53,120 --> 00:15:00,320 Speaker 1: I'm okay, I'm good. That's seen one. Okay, I'm okay. 229 00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:03,240 Speaker 1: I wish I could get rid of so many people 230 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:12,520 Speaker 1: by saying I'm okay, I'm okay. Uh see. Two comes 231 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:16,800 Speaker 1: from J Martin, who wrote, here's a thing. Alfred had 232 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:20,520 Speaker 1: a stroke. Bruce tried to wash the bat suit himself, 233 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:23,680 Speaker 1: but a loose battering has fucked up the washing machine. 234 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:27,480 Speaker 1: Now he must learn to call a plumber. Cheers from 235 00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:31,840 Speaker 1: scene suggestor four for three one two PM. You you 236 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:35,920 Speaker 1: read these ken right before you before you present, because 237 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:37,440 Speaker 1: you know what else? Just quit? You know, this would 238 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:39,080 Speaker 1: be a good time to mention if you want to 239 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:40,720 Speaker 1: write in you could write in one word. You could 240 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:45,840 Speaker 1: write in alfalfa switchblade. You know what I mean? Just 241 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:48,000 Speaker 1: saying that? Yeah, no, thank you for that. I don't 242 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,040 Speaker 1: make that clear at all. In fact, none of us have, 243 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:53,200 Speaker 1: so thank you for articulating that. But he did call 244 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:57,680 Speaker 1: him Jay Martin. They call themselves scene suggestor for three 245 00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,840 Speaker 1: one two, which I did like. Ps, I'm well aware 246 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:03,840 Speaker 1: of the plumbers don't fix washing sheet. So point of clarification. 247 00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:05,840 Speaker 1: J Martin wants us to know. No need to point 248 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,240 Speaker 1: it out. Craig, he did, right that. That's a fact. 249 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:13,080 Speaker 1: I love you. Craig's on mute and struggling with his WiFi, 250 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:16,200 Speaker 1: but he's he's with us, he cares about us. He's 251 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:22,760 Speaker 1: here and uh he's called the guy. Yep, he's touched brother, 252 00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:27,160 Speaker 1: throw him back, all right, Uh, what you gotta here 253 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:30,560 Speaker 1: is a washer problem? You called the wrong guy? All right? 254 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:38,360 Speaker 1: I fixed drains. Fix Uh, fix pipes, pipes? You can fix. 255 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:41,280 Speaker 1: That is your thing, isn't body. You don't need to 256 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:44,040 Speaker 1: get aggressive with me, all right. I'm just I'm sorry. 257 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:46,440 Speaker 1: I just talked like this. Oh, I'm sure that happens 258 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:49,800 Speaker 1: to you all the time. It does. People get freaked up. Hey, 259 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:53,840 Speaker 1: man calmed out that again. I thought, Man, that's that's 260 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:55,320 Speaker 1: a voice. Man. If I get in a fight, I 261 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:58,400 Speaker 1: want you there. Yeah, you do. By the way. Oh 262 00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:01,120 Speaker 1: you know the fight. Oh wow, man, it goes with 263 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:04,600 Speaker 1: a voice that's amazing. But yeah, you're gonna need somebody 264 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:07,000 Speaker 1: who fixes washers and dryers. I'll be honest with you. 265 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,879 Speaker 1: A lot of times I could show up with a 266 00:17:09,119 --> 00:17:12,560 Speaker 1: floating cape and say I'm Batman and people freak the 267 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:16,159 Speaker 1: funk out and run away. Well is that right? A 268 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,640 Speaker 1: lot of free time? All right, that's cool. Well, I'm 269 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:21,160 Speaker 1: a working man, so I gotta had free time until 270 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:23,480 Speaker 1: the washing machine broke down, and now I'd have less 271 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:30,280 Speaker 1: free time. Also, my uh my major domo Alfred of 272 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:32,600 Speaker 1: well since I was a child, since I was born, 273 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:36,159 Speaker 1: has has died. I'm sorry here, I don't know what 274 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:38,400 Speaker 1: domo means Batman. I don't know if it's a good 275 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:41,199 Speaker 1: idea to be telling this guy your secret identity and 276 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:45,000 Speaker 1: all that. Excuse me, sir, Robin, I'm gonna say at once, 277 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:51,720 Speaker 1: shut the funk up? All right? Yeah, so is that 278 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:59,000 Speaker 1: your son? And no, h make I got it? Oh, 279 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:07,200 Speaker 1: come on, the dryers jammed again? Someone? Hell, the dryers 280 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:13,320 Speaker 1: jammed again? Is your dryer jammed? Are you looking for help? 281 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:16,399 Speaker 1: In any way? You you can get it? Well, called 282 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,600 Speaker 1: one in hundred help me and my dryer is not 283 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:21,080 Speaker 1: really working that well, and I need some help dot 284 00:18:21,119 --> 00:18:24,720 Speaker 1: com and will send one of our specialized representatives to 285 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:28,680 Speaker 1: your doorstep within minutes. That's right, called one hundred. There. 286 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:31,520 Speaker 1: I said it earlier, so you heard what I said, 287 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:33,479 Speaker 1: and it's calling that number and then one of our 288 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:36,720 Speaker 1: specialized representatives will be able to assist you in any 289 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:39,400 Speaker 1: way we can. I'm not taking it from the top, 290 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,520 Speaker 1: agend this is no. We don't. We don't, we don't 291 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:48,560 Speaker 1: need to. Tina, you're the talent. You're the talent. You 292 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:51,280 Speaker 1: take care of your job, which you did very well. 293 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:55,119 Speaker 1: And Jake think I felt I felt that one and 294 00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:56,880 Speaker 1: I think those of them. I think those mess ups 295 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:59,560 Speaker 1: are gonna make that they're gonna humanize this business. I 296 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,800 Speaker 1: got to goals. I threw up on myself a little bit. 297 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:04,440 Speaker 1: I I was just in the zone the flows. I 298 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:10,800 Speaker 1: felt like Lebron James. James, Well, you should probably take 299 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:13,159 Speaker 1: classes from Jake. Let's do it again, Let's do it again. 300 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:15,200 Speaker 1: What let's do it again? I want to feel like 301 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:16,920 Speaker 1: Lebron James. Let's do it again. Let's do another, Let's 302 00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:19,359 Speaker 1: take it from the top, let's go I mean, do 303 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:21,359 Speaker 1: we have enough. Okay, Yeah, we have a little bit 304 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,399 Speaker 1: like Lebron James, we have a little bit more film. 305 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:26,440 Speaker 1: So we're gonna we're gonna run this one. Thank god, 306 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:29,720 Speaker 1: you're doing this commercial film. Yeah, you shot it on film. 307 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:33,480 Speaker 1: You're not expensive, that is why why would you do that? Oh? 308 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:36,680 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, because I thought you wanted a successful business. 309 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:39,840 Speaker 1: Now excuse me, I'm drinking my coffee. Look, I came 310 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:41,600 Speaker 1: into your house because you told me it was an 311 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:43,280 Speaker 1: open door policy and I could speak to you whatever 312 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:44,919 Speaker 1: I need to, And this is the time I need 313 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:47,359 Speaker 1: to speak to you. Okay, So what what what? What 314 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:50,600 Speaker 1: do you? What? What? Do? What? What? What? What? What 315 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:52,840 Speaker 1: do you want from me? I told you what I wanted. 316 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:56,120 Speaker 1: You just spent sixty dollars just on the film. This 317 00:19:56,119 --> 00:19:58,440 Speaker 1: was most to be a five thousand dollar project. You're 318 00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:02,560 Speaker 1: gonna call in favors. Do you know who Lebron James is? Huh? 319 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:06,280 Speaker 1: The basketball superstary? Yeah? Of course I don't. Okay, imagine 320 00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:08,879 Speaker 1: having two of him on any given team. Are you 321 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:12,679 Speaker 1: imagining that you gotta be a super team? Can we 322 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:15,600 Speaker 1: do it again? Because I actually I felt like Lebron James, 323 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:18,000 Speaker 1: but I felt like Lebron James and Anthony Davis is 324 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:21,000 Speaker 1: injured and not playing. So it wasn't it wasn't cool 325 00:20:21,359 --> 00:20:24,159 Speaker 1: the top, you know what I mean? Like we still lost. 326 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:31,640 Speaker 1: I would like to take it again, Jake, Oh my god, 327 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:34,600 Speaker 1: I was. I was in the playoffs. There was thirty 328 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:37,399 Speaker 1: seconds left. Okay, the opponents had the ball, but I 329 00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:39,960 Speaker 1: stole it and I was running down the field and 330 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,960 Speaker 1: then I just I just snapped back out of it. 331 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:47,760 Speaker 1: I don't know where I was, sweetheart, you're home late. 332 00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:51,399 Speaker 1: Did you fix a lot of pipes and stuff today? 333 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:55,520 Speaker 1: I got I got to call it onto Aarons, Aaron Jobs. 334 00:20:56,200 --> 00:21:00,399 Speaker 1: You know who I think I met today, Batman. Know 335 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:03,119 Speaker 1: how much money did he give you for the service 336 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,920 Speaker 1: you provided? Well? He needed he needed somebody who could 337 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,720 Speaker 1: fix washers and dryers. He didn't look he didn't need 338 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:11,600 Speaker 1: a plumber. Okay, but we need money, so you can 339 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:17,600 Speaker 1: just fix the washing. Your sound is drunk. You're sound drunk. 340 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:21,919 Speaker 1: You know when you when you entered this union, he 341 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,600 Speaker 1: became your son. You know you that's it. You got 342 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:28,560 Speaker 1: a boyfriend back in high school. I'll take the car. 343 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:31,239 Speaker 1: I'm gonna crash. You don't give a ship. You're not 344 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:34,119 Speaker 1: going anywhere. You're not getting the keys. How could you 345 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:38,240 Speaker 1: turn down money from Batman? All right, Janine, if you 346 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:42,840 Speaker 1: want to get a fix a washer and dryer, it's 347 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:45,399 Speaker 1: not the same thing as pipes, Janine, you could still 348 00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:52,520 Speaker 1: fix it or try go back, Go back, Bruce, I 349 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:56,399 Speaker 1: know he needs you. There's a small child. He was 350 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:59,920 Speaker 1: driving a car. He completely wrapped it around a treaty. 351 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:05,600 Speaker 1: Need you bruise? Okay, let me just put my shoes 352 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:12,400 Speaker 1: on because you get an address I have across streets. Yes, 353 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:17,919 Speaker 1: it's on the corner of third in Palmetto. Holy smokes, Batman, 354 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:20,439 Speaker 1: that's so close. We can make it in a jiffy. 355 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:30,280 Speaker 1: Excuse me, Sarah Robin two words? Fuck off? I thought 356 00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:35,280 Speaker 1: you wanted me to guess. M h all right, let's good. 357 00:22:35,359 --> 00:22:41,720 Speaker 1: Let's try to two words. Guess what they're okay? Um, oh, 358 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:46,160 Speaker 1: all right, he's losing blood, he's losing time. You really 359 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:49,119 Speaker 1: have to get there, whether you have your costume or not. 360 00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:55,320 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Oh negative, Batman, We better hurry. What you're 361 00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:58,439 Speaker 1: probably looking for Third Avenue in Palmetto. This is third Street, 362 00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:01,840 Speaker 1: bat Man, So yeah, do you haven't You don't have 363 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,880 Speaker 1: an address, You just have cross streets, because that's gonna 364 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:07,879 Speaker 1: get confuted. It's confusing. Sorry, is that here? Is that 365 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:11,600 Speaker 1: your boy? Do you know? Do you know I pal 366 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:17,120 Speaker 1: Meadow and Third Street actually cross? Uh yeah, I mean 367 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:20,080 Speaker 1: if you have that address, I think they do cross. Yeah. Hey, hey, 368 00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:27,960 Speaker 1: how old are you? Little boy? Do you have any cigarettes? Yeah? 369 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:31,000 Speaker 1: Of course he's not a little boy. There he started. Well, 370 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:35,800 Speaker 1: he's got some young jeans. Yeah, they're type jeans. Oh no, 371 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:40,200 Speaker 1: I mean okay, yeah, yeah. Wait, hold on, So Bruce 372 00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:43,399 Speaker 1: doesn't know that you're sleeping with Robin and you're in 373 00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:46,639 Speaker 1: the same house. Well, we don't really talk about it, 374 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:49,359 Speaker 1: but we really haven't talked about what we are either, 375 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:52,959 Speaker 1: so technically it's wrong. Okay, I gotta cook for you 376 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,879 Speaker 1: and a pepsi for you. PEPSI clear. I'm sorry, I 377 00:23:55,920 --> 00:24:01,600 Speaker 1: see some pigment. PEPSI clear. Okay, let me go back 378 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,440 Speaker 1: and get that and you're out there. Can you get 379 00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:14,400 Speaker 1: me five hot dogs while I'm out there? Can you? Sure? 380 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:18,399 Speaker 1: Thank you? Thank you? May I I don't know. I 381 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:22,800 Speaker 1: don't know, can I? May I? Did you want anything? Sele? No? No, no, 382 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:25,359 Speaker 1: I want it? Yes, yes, I need one thing? Okay, 383 00:24:25,359 --> 00:24:28,199 Speaker 1: who know? Not from you? So you can go back 384 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:33,600 Speaker 1: out there, thank you? Who is the best lover? In general? 385 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,679 Speaker 1: I would probably travel back in time and try to 386 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:40,240 Speaker 1: do mahat mc Gandhi, No I meant I meant between, No, 387 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:45,520 Speaker 1: I meant between Batman and Robin. Okay, um, well it depends. 388 00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:49,920 Speaker 1: Are we talking about penal vagilan intercourse? Are we talking 389 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:56,880 Speaker 1: about oral? Because everyone's got their strengths. What's oral? Oral? Oral? 390 00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:02,560 Speaker 1: I'm sorry? Five hot dogs? You have five hot dogs? Anyway? Yeah, 391 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:05,600 Speaker 1: it's a hot dog stand? What it is? Great? Five 392 00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:09,960 Speaker 1: hot dogs? Alright? Rough day? Huh? What is the third 393 00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:14,399 Speaker 1: and we're a third street in Palmetto? Alright, I just 394 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,239 Speaker 1: gotta put him on the grill, dud. I don't want 395 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:19,280 Speaker 1: to serve him uncooked. So yeah, they thrilled him up 396 00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:21,960 Speaker 1: to perfection. Yeah. I've been doing this for a couple 397 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:26,920 Speaker 1: of years now. Yeah. Yeah, oh my god, you wanna 398 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:32,320 Speaker 1: drink with these? Paul? Paul? Hi, did you fix pipes 399 00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:36,639 Speaker 1: today and stuff? For what? Yeah? Okay, Donna answer that question. 400 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:43,080 Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of oral? Uh? Jane, Yeah, I've 401 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:46,280 Speaker 1: heard of it, but I fixed pipes. Why haven't you 402 00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:51,200 Speaker 1: brought this to my attention? Umsen? I'm gonna take these 403 00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:58,520 Speaker 1: ivys out. He needs those fluids. He's your son, he's 404 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:03,080 Speaker 1: your son. Who's what is your high school boyfriend's name? Anyway, 405 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:07,400 Speaker 1: I can't say his name. Find the joker, okay, leave 406 00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:12,120 Speaker 1: him in now. Tell me about this oral. How much 407 00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:14,800 Speaker 1: do you know about it? Do we want to check 408 00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:16,720 Speaker 1: on him? Make sure he's not pulling those ivys? I 409 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:19,760 Speaker 1: want to check on me for once, Paul, I want 410 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:22,720 Speaker 1: to check on me. I need fluids running through my system, 411 00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:25,160 Speaker 1: if you know what I mean. I need a wrapid car, 412 00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:29,400 Speaker 1: amount of pole. If you know what I mean, Janine 413 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:35,760 Speaker 1: Selene Citero, You'll tell you something, all right. You're demanding 414 00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:39,760 Speaker 1: so much from me. I work on pipes and drainage 415 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:42,119 Speaker 1: all day, and you want me to come home and 416 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,480 Speaker 1: work on more pipes and drainage, if you know what 417 00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:51,359 Speaker 1: I mean. Jesus Christ, that was good. I thanks for 418 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:54,520 Speaker 1: coming in there. You know all right? Have you been 419 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:58,800 Speaker 1: doing then? Looking for a new Alfreda and interviewing people today? 420 00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:02,800 Speaker 1: So I have a few basic questions. How are you 421 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:09,800 Speaker 1: on keeping secret identities so you don't need the plumbing 422 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:12,840 Speaker 1: fixed again? Okay? All right, it looks like there's been 423 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:16,600 Speaker 1: some confusion uh, maybe one of these. Would you like 424 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:20,840 Speaker 1: greater responsibility? I mean, yeah, my wife is driving me crazy. 425 00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:25,400 Speaker 1: Higher pay. Yeah, yeah, I can keep secrets. I can 426 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:28,159 Speaker 1: tell you something I've never told anybody. Let's start with that. 427 00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:34,639 Speaker 1: And uh in high school once? Oh no, I'm listening. 428 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:37,399 Speaker 1: Was this who was this? Oh? This? Oh? This is 429 00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:40,560 Speaker 1: your Yeah for this guy? I remember this guy? Yeah, 430 00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:44,879 Speaker 1: he's you. Can you make biscuits and tea? Um, excuse 431 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:51,760 Speaker 1: me a second, rab Yeah, I had a million dollars 432 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:56,360 Speaker 1: somewhere in the mansion. It's your if you could find it, 433 00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:05,520 Speaker 1: if you could find it, start out now. I got 434 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:10,439 Speaker 1: a son too, high school stepson once once in high school. 435 00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:13,760 Speaker 1: He's not my son. Oh okay, I neither's the kid 436 00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:19,000 Speaker 1: who lost to me. But yeah he I cheated on 437 00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:24,880 Speaker 1: test big test called an a p exam. So never 438 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:28,040 Speaker 1: told anybody. Me too. It feels good to get that 439 00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:30,880 Speaker 1: off my chest. It does, it does, It feels great. 440 00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:33,440 Speaker 1: So we were already connecting again. How are you and 441 00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:47,520 Speaker 1: keeping secret? I dinner? Jenny Janine Baleen Selene? Yes, what what? 442 00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,920 Speaker 1: Dot me? I didn't get your full name. I had 443 00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:55,160 Speaker 1: just overheard over there that your ex boyfriends, that joker 444 00:28:55,960 --> 00:29:01,440 Speaker 1: that's real funny because he's my ex boyfriend too. I'm 445 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:05,520 Speaker 1: who are used? I'm not you know me? You don't 446 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:08,840 Speaker 1: recognize me of Holly Quinn. I got rainbow smoke coming 447 00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:12,040 Speaker 1: out of guns that happens to kill people. I used 448 00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:15,560 Speaker 1: to before I got the job as the new Alfred 449 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:19,280 Speaker 1: in the bat Mansion. Let me tell you it's boring 450 00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:22,440 Speaker 1: as ship. I don't get to kill anyone. I haven't 451 00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:25,160 Speaker 1: diet cokes. Sorry about that. Excuse me? Do you drink 452 00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:27,720 Speaker 1: real coke? Of course I drink real coke. What do 453 00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:34,200 Speaker 1: you think of a fucking idiot? Whoam listen to any girlfriends? 454 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:39,320 Speaker 1: I got so many? I'm fine, I'm so good. I'm good. 455 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,880 Speaker 1: I am good. Right now, we can we can launch 456 00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:44,120 Speaker 1: it for our ax. We both hate the same person. 457 00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:48,280 Speaker 1: I don't hate him. Actually I don't hate him. I 458 00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:54,280 Speaker 1: miss him. Is that the same as hate in my book? Yeah? Absolutely? 459 00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:58,480 Speaker 1: Either way, someone's gonna die. Bull. Can I see in 460 00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:03,480 Speaker 1: my office for a second? Um, this is this is 461 00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:07,440 Speaker 1: pretty awkward. Uh, your numbers are pretty low. Uh some 462 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:10,320 Speaker 1: might say that there's a hole in the drain. If 463 00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:12,800 Speaker 1: you get what I'm saying, Paul, You're You're not you're 464 00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:14,760 Speaker 1: not doing the numbers we we we need you to do. 465 00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:17,560 Speaker 1: We're gonna we're gonna have we're gonna have to give 466 00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:20,840 Speaker 1: you more hours. Okay, that's not that bad. But I 467 00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:27,920 Speaker 1: don't understand that saying you said, really, yeah, I've never 468 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:30,760 Speaker 1: heard of it. Is it a metaphor? I'm because honestly, 469 00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:33,680 Speaker 1: I'm trying. I mean, hear everyone say these like, you know, 470 00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:35,719 Speaker 1: pipe things and stuff. What that I was like, let 471 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:37,640 Speaker 1: me try to throw my let me try to throw 472 00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:43,000 Speaker 1: my name in the hat. But that that hat right there? Yes? 473 00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:45,560 Speaker 1: What is that card? Is that? Is that a playing 474 00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:47,560 Speaker 1: card in there? Yeah? They're all my names and so 475 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:50,960 Speaker 1: you can. Oh they also there all the jokers. Okay, 476 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:56,400 Speaker 1: I got it all right. So uh that's it. It's 477 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:57,480 Speaker 1: kind of what I want to bring you in for. 478 00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:58,760 Speaker 1: What are you doing this? What are you doing tonight? 479 00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:04,120 Speaker 1: Am I getting reprimanded or am I getting no? No? I? 480 00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:06,840 Speaker 1: This is this is now off the clock? Do guys 481 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:11,080 Speaker 1: hanging out? I actually got a new job offer. Okay, 482 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:13,080 Speaker 1: gotta let you know. So unless you can match the 483 00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:22,000 Speaker 1: pay pays a lot. Yeah, six figures, six figures, okay, okay, 484 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:26,840 Speaker 1: how about this seven figurines? What do you think about that? 485 00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:34,440 Speaker 1: I'm good, okay, sure, yeah, okay, you don't want to 486 00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:37,840 Speaker 1: think about it? What are the figurines? You? I'm interested? 487 00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:48,240 Speaker 1: Oh man? The dryers busted again? Somebody? Hell the talking Hell? 488 00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:52,520 Speaker 1: Are you looking for a drug? Now? We gotta cut. 489 00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:57,240 Speaker 1: We've been shooting this commercial for three and a half months. 490 00:31:57,280 --> 00:32:02,880 Speaker 1: You two really like a time. We're in the We're 491 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:07,560 Speaker 1: in the whole four point five million dollars. We have 492 00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:10,440 Speaker 1: to say that this is no You're fine, I'm fine. 493 00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:12,520 Speaker 1: This is supposed to be a five thousand dollar gig 494 00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:16,840 Speaker 1: and favors. You understand what that means. I can't spend 495 00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:18,320 Speaker 1: the rest of my life waiting for you too to 496 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:27,880 Speaker 1: get into the zone. Okay, okay, okay, what I don't understand. 497 00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:30,520 Speaker 1: Do we get a cut at that four point five 498 00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:37,000 Speaker 1: or how does it? I owed that. I guess in 499 00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:41,480 Speaker 1: some I guess some of it would go to you. Yeah, okay, great, okay, great, 500 00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:44,800 Speaker 1: let's keep rolling, let's keep going. Yeah, I'm fine, Okay, 501 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:46,640 Speaker 1: So I guess we'll just do a couple more takes 502 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:53,600 Speaker 1: four point five million. This is it's just like business. 503 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,640 Speaker 1: I it's like a film, now, you know what I mean? 504 00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:58,160 Speaker 1: It is a film. It's not a st film. It's 505 00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:02,840 Speaker 1: a film, all right. But what if we released all 506 00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:08,600 Speaker 1: the takes as like a movie of sorts? Why commercial movie? 507 00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:14,880 Speaker 1: Commercial movie, a movie that's three months long. Huh? That 508 00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:17,920 Speaker 1: actually could be so that we take over the tube. 509 00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:22,520 Speaker 1: You you the tube? Yeah, the YouTube? That might That 510 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:25,520 Speaker 1: might not be a bad idea. Now before we can 511 00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:27,400 Speaker 1: move forward, I just need a little bit more money 512 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:32,120 Speaker 1: for post production. What does post production? What was that mean? 513 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:35,320 Speaker 1: It's were the two actors that I have in there, 514 00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:36,880 Speaker 1: they get to go through and give it a couple 515 00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:42,840 Speaker 1: more shots. Bruce Batman, someone needs your help again. It's 516 00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:46,280 Speaker 1: um a film director, really a commercial director. He blew 517 00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:49,040 Speaker 1: his brains out, but in the way that they kind 518 00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:51,720 Speaker 1: that the guy did in Fight Club where he's not 519 00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:54,280 Speaker 1: totally dead. It's just like half his you know what 520 00:33:54,360 --> 00:34:03,400 Speaker 1: I mean, like half Holy Tyler dirt and Batman. Yeah, yeah, okay, 521 00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:07,760 Speaker 1: you all right. I'm just trying it. Squeeze one out here. 522 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:14,680 Speaker 1: Oh my god, Bruce, take this suit off, man. There's 523 00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:18,799 Speaker 1: no time, all right. I'm just gonna be squished in there. 524 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:22,880 Speaker 1: So where is this guy? Um? By the way, we 525 00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:27,120 Speaker 1: need to stop sleeping with each other. Check. We do 526 00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:36,640 Speaker 1: you and me keeping up the oral? No more vagil penal, Paul, Paul. 527 00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:39,960 Speaker 1: All I'm saying is no more vagil penal from no one. 528 00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:43,719 Speaker 1: I just want oral. Do you want another kid? I 529 00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:46,600 Speaker 1: don't have a kid. You want another one of those? No, 530 00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:52,040 Speaker 1: well that's not mine. I don't crutches. He has to 531 00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,600 Speaker 1: use the crutches. He keeps me breaking his own legs. 532 00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:59,120 Speaker 1: He gets in the car. That's why I don't Paul, 533 00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:02,720 Speaker 1: I just say, I say, we stopped with the batchel penal. 534 00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:07,280 Speaker 1: I love the vegel pinal. When I come home working pipes, 535 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:11,360 Speaker 1: all I'm thinking about his vagel penal? What about what 536 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:16,520 Speaker 1: I'm thinking about? That's a good point to name. Thank you. 537 00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:20,279 Speaker 1: I'm really sorry to interrupt the doctor on the on 538 00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:23,560 Speaker 1: the ward here, we've kind of tolerated this conversation you've 539 00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:26,800 Speaker 1: been having loud in the walk was for for a while, 540 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,040 Speaker 1: and we understand that trauma with one of your son's eyes. 541 00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,600 Speaker 1: I can surmise, based on the crazy conversations we're having, 542 00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:34,719 Speaker 1: we we don't we don't need this. There's there's a 543 00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:38,520 Speaker 1: lot of handsome you look like, y'all, like a jawline, 544 00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:41,040 Speaker 1: like a movie star. Thank you. I used to be 545 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:45,040 Speaker 1: I used to be a movie what which one? That's 546 00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,600 Speaker 1: That's not what I'm here to do. You know who 547 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:49,920 Speaker 1: he is, baby, You know who he is. He's the 548 00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:52,160 Speaker 1: He's the guy. Okay, see this thing is at bell. 549 00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:54,880 Speaker 1: If you're having problems with your wash, you're a dryer 550 00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:58,160 Speaker 1: and you need help right now. I need help with 551 00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:00,960 Speaker 1: my problems and you can solve them for me. Dot com. 552 00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:06,200 Speaker 1: Oh that movie that took over YouTube. You give a doctor. 553 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:09,160 Speaker 1: I got paid three million dollars for us. So I 554 00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:12,440 Speaker 1: use that money to invest amount of education. So that's 555 00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:15,400 Speaker 1: three million dollars. Whatever happens. You need to listen. You 556 00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:18,000 Speaker 1: need to go to know what happens to the girl. Mean, 557 00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:23,480 Speaker 1: take five hot talks and two coffees if you got them. Yeah, 558 00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:29,160 Speaker 1: and while you're out there, a shirt that is too 559 00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:41,759 Speaker 1: he oh my oh scenes whoa poof See three is 560 00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:47,560 Speaker 1: from patron Maniac Dave Massey most recent comedia who wrote 561 00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:50,760 Speaker 1: Hey kids, what's shaken? So? I just visited the Patroon 562 00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:52,560 Speaker 1: page for the first time in signing up as a 563 00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:54,680 Speaker 1: v I P in October of two thousand nineteen, and 564 00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:58,640 Speaker 1: realize I have, in fact not been sending five dollars 565 00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:02,400 Speaker 1: a month this whole time. Apparently I canceled a lost 566 00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:05,680 Speaker 1: card and was paying you with that. So imagine the 567 00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:09,319 Speaker 1: shame and remorse on finding a personalized video thank you 568 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:12,920 Speaker 1: in my messages from the original Alchemy dream Team like 569 00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:16,640 Speaker 1: pulling the chew, pulling, like pulling the true and screw 570 00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:20,640 Speaker 1: on your coolest, nicest friends. Bad form. So to a 571 00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:25,600 Speaker 1: tone for my sin, I'm now an alcamaniac who thank you, 572 00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:28,080 Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. It's writing the sweet spot between 573 00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,680 Speaker 1: the least I could do and more than I can afford. 574 00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:37,759 Speaker 1: I love that you cats absolutely appeared just when the 575 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:41,160 Speaker 1: world needed you most and should be compensated accordingly. Speaking 576 00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:43,960 Speaker 1: of compensation and writting this message, I just looked up 577 00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:48,840 Speaker 1: Kevin on Cameo. His videos are brilliant and at half 578 00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:54,080 Speaker 1: the price of Gary Busey. He even does oppressions. I 579 00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:57,200 Speaker 1: wonder if you can do Gary Busey. But I digress. 580 00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:00,239 Speaker 1: My wife and I just said goodbye to a house 581 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,880 Speaker 1: guests who stayed a couple of weeks. We're sad that 582 00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:05,920 Speaker 1: he's gone. He was fantastic, But what if he wasn't. 583 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:10,480 Speaker 1: My scene suggested irresistible forced me immovable objects all out. 584 00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:13,239 Speaker 1: What did the hippies say when you asked him to go? 585 00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:21,120 Speaker 1: He said, nah, I'm gonna stay Dave and Santo Domingo. No, 586 00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:23,759 Speaker 1: I'm saying, honey, you talk to him. He's your brother. Okay, 587 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:27,120 Speaker 1: we've been rounding around on this. I've tried dropping him 588 00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:30,719 Speaker 1: with him so much. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like it's 589 00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:32,839 Speaker 1: good cop, bad cup time. So I've been good cup. 590 00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:36,919 Speaker 1: Now for starting. You're out of milk, Tommy, thank you, 591 00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:41,160 Speaker 1: thank you. Tried to make a bath of it, but uh, 592 00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:43,840 Speaker 1: it wasn't enough. So just put it on the list 593 00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:46,080 Speaker 1: by the refrigerator. There. That's what we know we need 594 00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:49,160 Speaker 1: to buy. You, got it? Thanks Tommy. Hey, this list 595 00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:53,600 Speaker 1: is piling up. You're gonna need some more papers because 596 00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:55,799 Speaker 1: there's not a lot of don't you put paper on 597 00:38:55,840 --> 00:39:01,440 Speaker 1: the list? Please? Sure? Thanks? And he really let's you, 598 00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:03,759 Speaker 1: you know, he does. He does. He does a sponsible 599 00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:08,759 Speaker 1: to because we're quote unquote buddies. So I need you 600 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:13,359 Speaker 1: his sister to lay down the law that game. But 601 00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:17,480 Speaker 1: I'm gonna have some buddies over later. Um, buddies, just 602 00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:19,200 Speaker 1: just a heads up. I didn't want to be a 603 00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:27,799 Speaker 1: rude kid. Buddy sounds plural. Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, you 604 00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:34,160 Speaker 1: can't you got me anyway? One of them is a 605 00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:37,399 Speaker 1: snake breeder. Uh. The other one is trying to give 606 00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:40,400 Speaker 1: himself guilts. So there might be some open wounds that 607 00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:42,319 Speaker 1: we just shouldn't talk about, you know, just the two. 608 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:45,000 Speaker 1: What do they like to eat? Maybe you could put 609 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:49,000 Speaker 1: that on the shopping lists, A good QUI yeah, Tommy, 610 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:53,640 Speaker 1: you want to get that, so my els. I tried, 611 00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:56,640 Speaker 1: I really I tried. Yeah. No, no, you didn't. You 612 00:39:56,680 --> 00:40:00,319 Speaker 1: didn't try. You didn't drink and then you that's what 613 00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:02,719 Speaker 1: they wanted me. I'm gonna get the door. Apparently we 614 00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:05,360 Speaker 1: have an intruder. Hello, sir, Hey, can I bring my 615 00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:11,359 Speaker 1: snakes in here or what? I don't like leaving them 616 00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:15,840 Speaker 1: in the car, you know, because of the stuff I 617 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:18,640 Speaker 1: got rattle snakes, I got some rattlers, I got some cobras, 618 00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:24,160 Speaker 1: I got some asks cob Yeah, they're they're trained for 619 00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:27,120 Speaker 1: movies and films and stuff. You know, it looks like 620 00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:29,160 Speaker 1: you got one lashed onto your inner thought. I don't 621 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:30,800 Speaker 1: know if you can feel that or not. No, I 622 00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:33,960 Speaker 1: feel that, man. That's how yeah, yeah, if you want 623 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,040 Speaker 1: to try, that's how you get the muscle down. Maybe 624 00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:41,160 Speaker 1: if you could just keep the snakes outside. Um what 625 00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:43,279 Speaker 1: you just said. If he leaves them outside, they're gonna 626 00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:45,239 Speaker 1: get too hot. I mean, you don't want to get 627 00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:47,200 Speaker 1: stuck with animal cruelty. I can have the cops here 628 00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:51,600 Speaker 1: arresting you for animal cruelty. So and Tommy, this is 629 00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:55,360 Speaker 1: your friend, right, do you know? Yeah? Do you know? 630 00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:57,720 Speaker 1: Do you know's my buddy? Yeah? Do you know? Johnson? 631 00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:02,200 Speaker 1: People call me DJ DJ the snake DJ. I'm just 632 00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:04,600 Speaker 1: gonna call you DJ if that's cool. I'm Cliff. This 633 00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:08,799 Speaker 1: is Laura, my wife and Tommy's sister. Are you a 634 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:13,279 Speaker 1: crushing here at Tommy's place? All right, Laura, don't look 635 00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:16,640 Speaker 1: at me. Just sit down on the hotel bedroom, on 636 00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:22,600 Speaker 1: the bed, face that way, and I'll do all the talking. Okay, okay, Laura. 637 00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:25,279 Speaker 1: Seems like this is your first time hiring a hit man. 638 00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:30,120 Speaker 1: Is that correct? Yes? Absolutely, it's my first time talking 639 00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:32,279 Speaker 1: to it man. It's my first time being in a 640 00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:36,920 Speaker 1: hotel with a man that's not my husband in St. Louis. 641 00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:42,480 Speaker 1: It's my first time being up past nine pm. It's 642 00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:48,080 Speaker 1: my first time wearing fake glasses with no prescription. It's 643 00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:53,400 Speaker 1: a lot of firsts for Laura. Yeah, geez, that was 644 00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:57,160 Speaker 1: my first time wearing my hair half up, half down. 645 00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:07,480 Speaker 1: Usually go full pony for all the Yeah, room service. 646 00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:10,560 Speaker 1: Oh it's my first time ordering room service. Did you 647 00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:14,800 Speaker 1: order room service? Did for the first time? So excited? Okay, 648 00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:16,400 Speaker 1: you can get the door, but don't look at me 649 00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:18,120 Speaker 1: as you walk by. Okay, that's a part of I'm 650 00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:21,480 Speaker 1: trying to keep my identity hidden here, completely understand. Okay, 651 00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:24,879 Speaker 1: I'll hide you go, let go. Okay, Well, but you're 652 00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:26,760 Speaker 1: not hiding, you're just kind of looking in the opposite 653 00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:28,640 Speaker 1: I know. I'm not supposed to be looking at you. Sorry, 654 00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:30,040 Speaker 1: so don't look at me. And oh yeah, that's part 655 00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:37,360 Speaker 1: of the problem. Oh, civilization. Hello, I've got your eggs 656 00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:43,760 Speaker 1: betted deck, civilization. Yes, where would you like the eggs? Beanny? 657 00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:46,440 Speaker 1: Don't let him in that, don't don't let him in 658 00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:50,600 Speaker 1: the room. Hello, sir, he's very handsome, is he? I 659 00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:54,480 Speaker 1: haven't really gotten a good look. Where would you like 660 00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:57,160 Speaker 1: your Eggspanny? This is none of my business. What's happening 661 00:42:57,200 --> 00:43:01,520 Speaker 1: in here? Um? Well, maybe on the just on the dresser. 662 00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:03,480 Speaker 1: I guess I'll just eat it right off the dresser. 663 00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:08,439 Speaker 1: That seems fair. That seems fair. Yeah, I mean I've 664 00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:11,960 Speaker 1: got this. Okay, bye, thank you very much. Thank you. 665 00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:18,359 Speaker 1: You don't have to sign or tip apparently, thank you, Terry. 666 00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:21,280 Speaker 1: The tray that you're taking the food on that actually 667 00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:24,960 Speaker 1: turns into a table on that that is that you 668 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,960 Speaker 1: just pull out the sides. Okay. I's thought you were 669 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:31,200 Speaker 1: delivering room service for the first time. Well it is. 670 00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:35,560 Speaker 1: What can I tell you a jazz man? Hold on 671 00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:39,000 Speaker 1: the steaks, Phil, hold on, I'm talking hold on. I 672 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:43,000 Speaker 1: always gotta hold on. I always getta hold on. Huh. Agressive, 673 00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:46,239 Speaker 1: he's very aggressive, Terry. I'm sorry, but Terry, you're doing great. 674 00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:48,919 Speaker 1: Your spirit is contagious. I hope everyone gets it. Get 675 00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:51,480 Speaker 1: me back out there here. Yeah, we're not taking you 676 00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:56,239 Speaker 1: off the field. Just here's an Yeah, just remember the 677 00:43:56,280 --> 00:44:00,359 Speaker 1: tray turns into it. Laura, I'm going to ask you 678 00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:03,920 Speaker 1: to do something, okay, and I'm gonna need you to 679 00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:07,440 Speaker 1: do it. Okay. I hope it's tracked down that lovely 680 00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:11,400 Speaker 1: room service man and keep it's not that, Laura. Laura, 681 00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:16,759 Speaker 1: I need you to look at me before you turn 682 00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:19,239 Speaker 1: around and understand this connects us. This connect us in 683 00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:22,800 Speaker 1: a way you might not be ready for okay, because 684 00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:25,960 Speaker 1: it put your life at danger, then maybe I'll just pass. 685 00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:29,719 Speaker 1: But I gotta tell you I feel a magnetism. I 686 00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:31,960 Speaker 1: feel a connection with you, Laura. All these first have 687 00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:33,719 Speaker 1: got me thinking, when's the last time I did something 688 00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:36,879 Speaker 1: for the first time? When's the last time I did 689 00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:40,080 Speaker 1: something for the first time? You ever had ex benedict 690 00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:45,000 Speaker 1: with vecon holland days look at me, because that was 691 00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:54,920 Speaker 1: actually vegan just as okay, are terrifying looking just a 692 00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:58,080 Speaker 1: scary as you sound. I earned every one of these 693 00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:05,640 Speaker 1: cars or not INCREDI pulling. There's there's so vividly they touch. Okay, 694 00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:10,839 Speaker 1: there's my hand in yours. Isn't that nice? It is new. 695 00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:15,920 Speaker 1: It is something I've never done before. So tell me 696 00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:18,919 Speaker 1: who is it you want me to kill? And did 697 00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:26,040 Speaker 1: you kill my brother? Jeff? I don't know what to 698 00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:29,080 Speaker 1: tell you. They want a vegan eggs Benedict. They want 699 00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:31,520 Speaker 1: the sauce vegan, but they want the eggs. No, no, 700 00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:32,799 Speaker 1: no, no no, no, no, we're not doing that. All right, 701 00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:35,200 Speaker 1: we're not doing that. Okay, we'll do it the way 702 00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:37,799 Speaker 1: I do it. I used to work a head chef 703 00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:45,839 Speaker 1: at Portociano. Al right, times, Yeah, we get Michelin star rated. Okay, okay, yeah, 704 00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:47,960 Speaker 1: did I mean did I mean to stab that line 705 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:52,800 Speaker 1: cook with a spatelor? Yes, alright, this is my business. 706 00:45:53,239 --> 00:45:59,200 Speaker 1: Stay Okay, happened after you stabbed him? Question? He lived? 707 00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:02,480 Speaker 1: But it was an have to get me fired. But 708 00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:04,799 Speaker 1: let me do this. I need steaks, and I don't 709 00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:06,920 Speaker 1: know where they are. I've looked in every drawer, I've 710 00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:09,600 Speaker 1: looked in every shelf. I can't find any. We won't 711 00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:12,920 Speaker 1: keep him on the shelf. I'm gonna say they might 712 00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:15,440 Speaker 1: be in the walk and oh, here we go, here 713 00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:17,520 Speaker 1: we go. The new guys got all the ideas, was 714 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:21,799 Speaker 1: just gonna find him. Then, h oh is a prank? Huh? 715 00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:34,600 Speaker 1: So they are in here. All the steaks are in here. Okay, Laura, Um, 716 00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:39,040 Speaker 1: it's settled. You go home. I'll be there right after you, 717 00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:41,880 Speaker 1: and I'll take care of the problem. I don't. I can't. 718 00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:44,000 Speaker 1: I don't want to be there. I can't hear it. 719 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:47,360 Speaker 1: It's something that I want to get done because I 720 00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:50,640 Speaker 1: know it will be best for all, but I don't 721 00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:59,799 Speaker 1: think i'd be able to stomach sir, Yes, in a hotel. Well, 722 00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:02,560 Speaker 1: it's a fat friendly anyway. So I just wanted to 723 00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:06,759 Speaker 1: remind you all that it's checkout time, Muffin. It's checkout time, 724 00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:10,520 Speaker 1: So who's gonna be who's gonna be paying for the room? 725 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:14,960 Speaker 1: I got to call you so I'll see you. Trevor. 726 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:16,600 Speaker 1: You do not need to go up to the rooms 727 00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:19,840 Speaker 1: to have them check out, Okay? Are you sure? Yeah, Trevor, 728 00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:24,279 Speaker 1: do not, Trevor, stay at the front desk. Trevor, do 729 00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:26,760 Speaker 1: not bring your dog to work. It's a bet friendly 730 00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:29,399 Speaker 1: o town. No, yeah, it doesn't matter. Can you tell 731 00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:33,840 Speaker 1: everyone he's pet friendly? That doesn't make some go on, Trevor, 732 00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:36,800 Speaker 1: put a muzzle on and don't go up to the 733 00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:41,399 Speaker 1: rooms anymore. What are you doing? Do you see why 734 00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:44,040 Speaker 1: I think I should be the head front dusk person. 735 00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:49,640 Speaker 1: This guy's a joke. Dog won't shut up. He's going 736 00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:52,400 Speaker 1: up to the rooms. That came from your bag. That 737 00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:58,840 Speaker 1: came from your bag. That's our show for oh oh man, 738 00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:04,360 Speaker 1: guys and gals and Muffin, the newly crowned Muffin. Alright, 739 00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:11,040 Speaker 1: been bunching that dog in the eye, Jared, No, okay, 740 00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:13,439 Speaker 1: it looks like he took one, took a good hair. 741 00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:16,120 Speaker 1: He's just got hair there. Yeah, yeah, I got darker 742 00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:18,880 Speaker 1: hair around the eye from all the crime. That's cool. 743 00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:21,120 Speaker 1: All right, Let's thank all of our alcomy, shall we 744 00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:26,960 Speaker 1: no particular orders to Gonzalez. Thank you, j what a 745 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,560 Speaker 1: good time. Thank you for having me always fun. Thank 746 00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:32,839 Speaker 1: you for bringing your CD player back. Appreciate that. It's 747 00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:37,000 Speaker 1: always great to see it. Absolutely, Thank you. Um and 748 00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:40,239 Speaker 1: folks will look you up on the Instagram. I met 749 00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:45,600 Speaker 1: Jackie Druthie, and you know i'd be posting that's right. Well, 750 00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:47,359 Speaker 1: we love you. Thank you very much for coming back 751 00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:50,160 Speaker 1: you guys. Thank you for having me. See you next time. 752 00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:53,520 Speaker 1: Craig Atkowski, I don't know where to begin. Sometimes it's 753 00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:57,760 Speaker 1: just a magical outing and uh I thank you for that. Thanks. 754 00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:04,920 Speaker 1: This was fun. No notes, Oh the damn internet. Christo Verado, 755 00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:07,600 Speaker 1: happy to be here. That was fun. Thank you for 756 00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:11,480 Speaker 1: having me always. Thank you man a tool saying thank 757 00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:14,439 Speaker 1: you sir. Thanks. This is always so much fun. People 758 00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:16,160 Speaker 1: if they want to, they can go to a tool time. 759 00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:20,560 Speaker 1: That's all my socials, but yeah, always a blast. All right. 760 00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:23,640 Speaker 1: Let's thank our engineering producer of the stars, Muster Douglin. 761 00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:30,919 Speaker 1: Five holks that our heart media from FOE. I'm Kevin 762 00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:32,319 Speaker 1: pol like your host. Thank you each and every day, 763 00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:34,920 Speaker 1: and one of you very very much and sincerely for 764 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:38,200 Speaker 1: joining us, telling everyone you've ever met, and writing a review. 765 00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:40,160 Speaker 1: I can't thank you enough for doing all those things 766 00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:42,600 Speaker 1: just for us. Be kind to each other, please, until 767 00:49:42,640 --> 00:50:00,760 Speaker 1: next time seven