WEBVTT - Mini Crush #51 0:00:25.320 --> 0:00:29.520 Hey, everybody, welcome to Mini Crush, the Mini Crush Edition. 0:00:30.880 --> 0:00:33.520 How are you doing no good? You see? I doubled 0:00:33.600 --> 0:00:35.440 up usually say what can the movie crush? The Mini 0:00:35.440 --> 0:00:39.040 Crush Edition? I just called it Mini Crushes. And see 0:00:39.040 --> 0:00:41.199 what you're doing to me. I'm cool with it. You're 0:00:41.280 --> 0:00:45.120 you're taking over. I'm all about changing the paradigm, my friend. Yeah, 0:00:45.159 --> 0:00:47.559 in your favor. Well, you know it's in the it's 0:00:47.560 --> 0:00:50.960 it's in the people's favorite, chuck um, it's in the 0:00:51.000 --> 0:00:53.640 people's court. Who is the who is the judge of 0:00:53.680 --> 0:00:56.960 the People's court? Judge h And it's funny. Josh and 0:00:56.960 --> 0:01:01.720 I did an episode on prod Jeck Vulkyrie to kill 0:01:01.760 --> 0:01:05.600 Hitler and their Their kangaroo court at the time in 0:01:05.640 --> 0:01:08.200 Germany was called the People's Court, which is hysterical. That's 0:01:08.280 --> 0:01:11.600 really funny because it certainly was not Judge wat. I 0:01:11.640 --> 0:01:13.839 love the idea of a kangaroo court. It just sounds 0:01:13.840 --> 0:01:18.360 really cute, but apparently it's not cute. Yeah, I've gathered 0:01:18.400 --> 0:01:21.319 that nothing cute about it. Is this our first minute 0:01:21.560 --> 0:01:25.400 since the holidays? Yes, welcome back, sir, welcome back to you. 0:01:25.400 --> 0:01:28.080 You're looking quite dapper today. I like your hair. Hey, thanks, 0:01:28.760 --> 0:01:32.120 you can compliment me on my hair. Oh I took 0:01:32.120 --> 0:01:35.399 off my glasses. You look like a fuzzy mess, but 0:01:35.480 --> 0:01:37.880 now you look like a handsome sar. Thank you, sir. 0:01:37.880 --> 0:01:40.720 I appreciate that. I enjoyed bumping into you the other day. 0:01:40.840 --> 0:01:43.440 That was fine. Yeah, I'm the wild Yeah, so everyone 0:01:43.520 --> 0:01:47.840 knows huge news. I bumped into a knoll on the street. 0:01:48.280 --> 0:01:50.120 It was weird. I was leaving the zoo with my 0:01:50.160 --> 0:01:53.720 wife and daughter and in laws, and there you were 0:01:53.760 --> 0:01:57.800 across the street at an outdoor cafe cafe, your daughter, 0:01:57.960 --> 0:02:00.320 my daughter, and we all had a little sidewalk. It 0:02:00.400 --> 0:02:02.320 was very nice, and then that was it. We went 0:02:02.320 --> 0:02:04.760 don't know what our mary ways. You know it was good. Um, 0:02:04.880 --> 0:02:08.160 did you see any cool movies over the holidays? Chuck? Well, 0:02:10.200 --> 0:02:12.959 fuck man, what have I seen? My head is so 0:02:13.120 --> 0:02:15.480 in a hundred places right there. There's a lot of 0:02:15.480 --> 0:02:17.560 things going on and everyone that's not say I'm not 0:02:17.560 --> 0:02:20.320 dedicated to this episode. I just got a lot of 0:02:20.360 --> 0:02:23.160 stress going on, and I can't recall what movies. You 0:02:23.200 --> 0:02:25.360 know what I did see? Did we already talk about it? 0:02:25.480 --> 0:02:29.400 First Reformed? You know the Etan Hawk film? No, no, no, 0:02:29.400 --> 0:02:30.760 I don't even know about. This is the one where 0:02:30.760 --> 0:02:33.440 he's a Paul Schneider, not Paul Snider where he's a priest. 0:02:33.960 --> 0:02:37.720 It's one where he's It was great. Everyone seemed to 0:02:37.880 --> 0:02:42.919 be gaga about that movie. Uh, it's really good man. Um, well, 0:02:42.919 --> 0:02:46.680 it is Paul Strader, of course, Paul Schneider. Different, different 0:02:47.000 --> 0:02:51.040 former guest Paul Schneider, which was he he'd back to 0:02:51.080 --> 0:02:53.280 the future. He's he's an actor. Oh, the guy from 0:02:53.480 --> 0:02:56.600 Uh he was in Parks and Racking stuff, right, yeah, 0:02:56.600 --> 0:03:00.320 but don't say that he don't want to hear Parks 0:03:00.320 --> 0:03:02.160 and I like Parks and Reck. He was on the 0:03:02.160 --> 0:03:04.520 show briefly and like, didn't even love it, and he's 0:03:04.560 --> 0:03:06.360 done so much great. I don't care how he felt 0:03:06.360 --> 0:03:10.000 about it. Just enjoyed him on the show. Okay, that 0:03:10.120 --> 0:03:14.440 is irrelevant, sir. Yeah, the Parks and Red guy. You 0:03:14.440 --> 0:03:16.200 know what, Schneid's gave me a Christmas text. It was 0:03:16.280 --> 0:03:18.720 very nice. That's what kind of guy he is. It's like, 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:21.760 how you doing? Thinking of you? Uh? And I'm going 0:03:21.760 --> 0:03:22.960 to New York in a couple of weeks. In I 0:03:22.960 --> 0:03:25.200 hang out, I got a Christmas text for my ex girlfriend. 0:03:26.120 --> 0:03:28.560 Oh yeah, really, yeah, what did it say. It was 0:03:28.639 --> 0:03:31.720 very triggering. Now I'm kidding. It was nice. It was 0:03:31.760 --> 0:03:33.280 just we hadn't talked in a couple of months. There's 0:03:33.280 --> 0:03:35.000 a turd for your front port. It was just like 0:03:35.040 --> 0:03:37.000 a hey, and you know, I hope you're well, Merry 0:03:37.040 --> 0:03:39.480 Christmas and blah blah blah, and I responded in kind 0:03:39.920 --> 0:03:42.000 all right, and we left it at that. Well, it 0:03:42.160 --> 0:03:44.320 is the seasonal it is. Indeed, you guys had a 0:03:44.320 --> 0:03:46.839 good holiday though. Oh man, Me and the kid went 0:03:46.880 --> 0:03:49.800 to and my mom went to Universal Studios and we 0:03:49.880 --> 0:03:52.440 had the fast passes, so we like, breeze past all 0:03:52.480 --> 0:03:56.640 those suckers waiting in those three hour lines. Accomplish your 0:03:56.800 --> 0:03:59.920 bucketless goal. Harry potter Land. Yeah, I always wanted to 0:04:00.000 --> 0:04:02.200 go to Harry potter Land Shock. And as it turns out, 0:04:02.200 --> 0:04:05.160 there's two Harry potter Lands. Who knew, really, There's one 0:04:05.280 --> 0:04:07.880 in the Universal and then there's the Islands of Adventure, 0:04:07.920 --> 0:04:11.320 which is the adjacent park, and you take the Hogwarts 0:04:11.400 --> 0:04:14.560 motherfucking Express from one to the other and then back again. 0:04:14.600 --> 0:04:19.200 It's a different experience each time. Cuddle Cats, Cuddlefish to 0:04:19.279 --> 0:04:24.039 the second oil Age Kingdom with ful of Darkness. I 0:04:24.080 --> 0:04:28.120 don't dispute the Eurostata. But if he's down here, we 0:04:28.320 --> 0:04:34.880 know not blood but darkness, the Earth's black riches. No, 0:04:36.560 --> 0:04:40.599 I could taste it on my lips. Today, I want 0:04:40.640 --> 0:04:49.880 to talk to you about the science of transgenesis, tens 0:04:50.040 --> 0:04:55.080 genesis dot show. What's the Hogwarts Express? Is that a train, 0:04:55.200 --> 0:04:58.440 the monorail? It's the dressed up like it's something that's not. No, 0:04:58.560 --> 0:05:00.640 it's it's more than dressed up, Chuck. It is the 0:05:00.680 --> 0:05:03.440 train from the Harry Potter movies and it's pretty very cool. 0:05:03.560 --> 0:05:05.440 It's you go into whole station. It feels like you're 0:05:05.440 --> 0:05:08.680 in the London underground and you know what is it? Uh? 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:11.960 Platform thirty three and a third. I forget I again 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:14.520 haven't really. We'll just check your lower back tattoo. That's fair. 0:05:14.520 --> 0:05:16.760 I can't see my lower back, Chuck. I'm gonna need 0:05:16.800 --> 0:05:20.719 you to to to see it yet. Three and a half. 0:05:20.800 --> 0:05:23.760 Yeah that's the one. Um yeah, so, but man, seriously, 0:05:24.120 --> 0:05:28.520 the design of these um these areas out of controls, 0:05:28.560 --> 0:05:32.320 out of control? Um. Just to get up to speed. 0:05:32.920 --> 0:05:34.920 Me and my mom on the ride up to get 0:05:34.960 --> 0:05:36.880 my daughter from Tampa where she was hanging out with 0:05:36.880 --> 0:05:39.839 her mom and stepdad. We listened to the first Harry 0:05:39.880 --> 0:05:43.760 Potter audio book just to kind of like really prime 0:05:43.800 --> 0:05:46.440 ourselves for the experience, and you sort of recited it 0:05:46.600 --> 0:05:50.200 as like serious. Of course, that was important to me 0:05:50.240 --> 0:05:52.719 to be able to do that and to know that 0:05:52.839 --> 0:05:54.440 I that I still had it. Yeah, And your mom 0:05:54.520 --> 0:05:56.839 was like, you've memorized this book and she was, and 0:05:56.880 --> 0:05:58.799 she was and she and she was like, I'm proud 0:05:58.800 --> 0:06:01.240 of you, and she hugged me and it was a 0:06:01.360 --> 0:06:03.479 very tender moment between me and my mother. We really 0:06:03.480 --> 0:06:06.400 bonded over that Harry Potter audiobook. Um. But no, So 0:06:06.480 --> 0:06:10.960 there's like the two areas. There's the Hogwarts type reproduction 0:06:11.000 --> 0:06:13.720 of the Hogwarts Castle, and then there's the Green Guts 0:06:14.560 --> 0:06:17.880 Bank vault ride and the lines for them without the 0:06:17.880 --> 0:06:20.440 fast passes. I ship you not three and a half hours, 0:06:21.120 --> 0:06:24.080 And first of all, I'm like, how could any experience 0:06:24.240 --> 0:06:27.920 after waiting three and a half hours possibly be like 0:06:28.120 --> 0:06:31.040 live up to that investment of time. Gotta be let down, 0:06:31.279 --> 0:06:33.560 it's gotta be So it was thirty minutes for us, 0:06:34.240 --> 0:06:36.480 three and a half hours. People wait, they wait three 0:06:36.520 --> 0:06:38.040 and a half So what do you do like two 0:06:38.080 --> 0:06:40.200 things in a day? That's what I'm saying. You gotta 0:06:40.279 --> 0:06:42.440 like book two days at the park, and the fast 0:06:42.440 --> 0:06:45.440 passes are not the fast passes are not cheap, but 0:06:45.920 --> 0:06:48.440 I wouldn't have done it any other way. About three 0:06:48.480 --> 0:06:52.000 hundred bucks a person, Yeah, that's totally worth it. Though. 0:06:52.080 --> 0:06:53.359 It was so worth it. I mean, it was like 0:06:53.400 --> 0:06:55.039 a night and day experience. We got. We got to 0:06:55.080 --> 0:06:56.919 ride all the weird old school rides, like the E 0:06:57.000 --> 0:07:00.640 T Ride is still there, and we remember, Oh it's great. 0:07:00.640 --> 0:07:02.680 It's like you're on this bicycle on the track and 0:07:02.880 --> 0:07:04.960 you're going through the fourth but it's all sets and 0:07:05.000 --> 0:07:08.479 crappy animatronics and um. You have to tell the attendant 0:07:08.560 --> 0:07:10.800 the beginning of the ride your name and they scan 0:07:10.880 --> 0:07:12.440 it and put it in his card, and then at 0:07:12.440 --> 0:07:15.800 the end your name, but he says the name of 0:07:15.840 --> 0:07:23.960 everyone in your little carriage. So it's like goodbye, no all, Chuck, Sandra, Eden, Steve, Michael, 0:07:24.400 --> 0:07:29.840 and John. I'll be right here. Oh that's great. It 0:07:29.920 --> 0:07:32.720 was fun. Man. That thing hasn't changed a bit? Did 0:07:32.720 --> 0:07:34.200 they still be back to the future right now? That 0:07:34.200 --> 0:07:37.000 one's gone? The T two ride has gone. The other 0:07:37.040 --> 0:07:39.720 old school ride that's still there, which I feel old 0:07:39.760 --> 0:07:41.480 saying this is old school, but it is the Jurassic 0:07:41.520 --> 0:07:45.000 Park water ride, which is super dated but still super fun. 0:07:46.040 --> 0:07:49.840 Cool man, No got, I mean I'm close to uh, like, 0:07:49.920 --> 0:07:51.600 how old is it is? A kid wanting to go 0:07:51.640 --> 0:07:54.200 to Disney five? Well, Eden went to Disney a couple 0:07:54.240 --> 0:07:56.720 of years ago, and I think she enjoyed it then, 0:07:56.720 --> 0:07:59.560 but now I honestly think it's a little too kitty 0:07:59.640 --> 0:08:01.720 for her and that the Universal was much more her 0:08:01.760 --> 0:08:03.800 speed because she likes the thrill rides. And let me 0:08:03.840 --> 0:08:06.720 tell you, the incredible Hulk roller coaster best roller coaster 0:08:06.760 --> 0:08:09.040 I've ever been on him, really. So it's like it 0:08:09.160 --> 0:08:10.880 takes you up and you go through this tube and 0:08:10.880 --> 0:08:13.160 it's like this gamma ray tube and so you can't 0:08:13.160 --> 0:08:15.560 see the outside, and it does the click click click 0:08:15.560 --> 0:08:18.160 click about halfway up and then it just shoots you out, 0:08:18.600 --> 0:08:20.240 and it kind of tricks you into thinking that it's 0:08:20.240 --> 0:08:22.600 going to be like one of those yeah, but then 0:08:22.600 --> 0:08:25.760 it just launches you immediately into a corkscrew and then 0:08:25.800 --> 0:08:28.000 you're doing all these It's got like eight inversions of 0:08:28.040 --> 0:08:30.640 what they call it in the coaster community. But Eden 0:08:30.680 --> 0:08:32.640 wrote it and she's just now tall enough to ride 0:08:32.640 --> 0:08:36.480 pretty much any crazy roller coast. She's down, She's so down. Man. 0:08:36.520 --> 0:08:37.880 The last time I went, I went to seed Her 0:08:37.920 --> 0:08:42.360 Point in Ohio about probably about six or seven years ago, 0:08:43.240 --> 0:08:45.480 and uh, that was the first time I had been 0:08:45.520 --> 0:08:47.960 to a major part and Cedar Points supposedly like the 0:08:47.960 --> 0:08:51.720 best country yeah, as far as but coaster enthusiasts, and 0:08:51.760 --> 0:08:53.199 it had been a long time since I've been on 0:08:53.240 --> 0:08:55.319 those rides and I love all that stuff, but they 0:08:55.400 --> 0:08:58.400 kicked my ask. Dude, I'm not ashamed to admit that. Afterward, 0:08:58.440 --> 0:09:01.720 I was like, wow, that I felt like astronaut training, 0:09:01.760 --> 0:09:03.920 Like they're so extreme now. Man, it was a bit 0:09:04.000 --> 0:09:06.320 much for me. Well, like I I only recently got 0:09:06.360 --> 0:09:08.880 back into it because we got season passes to six Flags, 0:09:08.960 --> 0:09:12.000 and um, Eden kind of gil Actually, the girl I 0:09:12.040 --> 0:09:14.000 was dating at the time kind of like guilted me 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:16.320 into riding every ride. I didn't want to be the 0:09:16.320 --> 0:09:18.000 one that waited in line and then had to step 0:09:18.000 --> 0:09:21.000 out like an old lady and you know, the walk 0:09:21.040 --> 0:09:22.840 of shame or whatever. So I just scared. Kid, that 0:09:22.920 --> 0:09:24.680 was me when I was really so I you know, 0:09:24.800 --> 0:09:27.040 I just sucked it up and I rode every ride 0:09:27.040 --> 0:09:29.040 at six Flags and then realized, like, I really like 0:09:29.200 --> 0:09:31.680 roller coasters, so yeah, I like them. I think it 0:09:31.760 --> 0:09:34.760 was just get that old body up there now, and 0:09:34.800 --> 0:09:36.000 I was kind of at the end of the day, 0:09:36.040 --> 0:09:37.920 I was like, man, my ass is kicked. Well. I 0:09:37.960 --> 0:09:40.840 also tracked our steps from walking around. We were there 0:09:40.880 --> 0:09:43.800 a universal for about thirteen hours. My mom stayed at 0:09:44.160 --> 0:09:45.679 My mom stayed half the day with us, and then 0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:48.120 she tapped out about midway she's just you know, she's older. 0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:50.280 And then we went back to the hotel. We stayed 0:09:50.320 --> 0:09:52.240 on site, so it was super easy to get back 0:09:52.240 --> 0:09:54.280 to the hotel and then come right back. And then 0:09:54.280 --> 0:09:56.400 me and Eden just like grinded it out until closing time. 0:09:56.520 --> 0:10:00.439 But I tracked our steps. We did twenty seven thousand steps. Wow, 0:10:01.080 --> 0:10:04.280 walking around you there's a lot of steps. It was 0:10:04.320 --> 0:10:05.760 a lot of fun though. Man, it was a great holiday. 0:10:05.760 --> 0:10:07.640 How about you guys. You said you kept a pretty chill, 0:10:07.720 --> 0:10:09.960 kept a chill, stayed around. We don't have to travel 0:10:09.960 --> 0:10:13.440 for the holidays anymore. Uh. It was not you know, 0:10:13.440 --> 0:10:15.040 it was Chris, we're not in our home, you know, 0:10:15.040 --> 0:10:18.400 because we're renovating your house. So it was a Christmas 0:10:18.440 --> 0:10:20.400 not in our house, which was not the greatest thing 0:10:20.400 --> 0:10:23.480 in the world. And I'm ready to move back. I'm 0:10:23.480 --> 0:10:26.160 ready to be back in my goddamn house. I miss it, 0:10:26.960 --> 0:10:29.360 but I'm not going to complain about renovating a house 0:10:29.400 --> 0:10:32.839 like some Yeah, there's just called first world problems, first 0:10:32.840 --> 0:10:36.520 of all problems. So First Reformed, great movie. You gotta 0:10:36.600 --> 0:10:39.520 check it out, really, like up your Alley? Is it 0:10:39.640 --> 0:10:42.080 like a priest with a moral quandary kind of picture. 0:10:42.600 --> 0:10:45.400 It's it's not quite what you think I will say that. 0:10:45.720 --> 0:10:48.679 I mean it's Paul Schrader. You gotta remember this. This 0:10:49.960 --> 0:10:54.240 is the guy who, uh you know, created Travis Bickle. Oh, 0:10:54.280 --> 0:10:59.160 that's right. He's taxi driver and uh, his his work 0:10:59.240 --> 0:11:01.760 is dark, to say the least. We've talked about him though. 0:11:01.760 --> 0:11:03.760 Didn't he also have a couple of misses? Didn't Heed 0:11:03.800 --> 0:11:06.600 do some like weird bad Ship, the need to show 0:11:06.640 --> 0:11:10.400 Girls or something like that? What did? What did Schrader do? 0:11:10.480 --> 0:11:12.520 That was a little bit like kind of well, he 0:11:12.600 --> 0:11:15.160 said he's had a weird career. I mean a lot 0:11:15.160 --> 0:11:18.520 of it was as a writer, because obviously he wrote 0:11:19.120 --> 0:11:22.760 a taxi driver in Raging bull Um, but he directed 0:11:22.800 --> 0:11:25.800 I think he directed Affliction. Have you ever seen that? 0:11:25.840 --> 0:11:31.360 Movie Nick n No, I have not seen Affliction auto focus. 0:11:31.520 --> 0:11:35.560 He did something weird though he did like, oh, he 0:11:35.559 --> 0:11:38.120 wrote the Last Temptation of Christ. Yeah, I mean he 0:11:38.160 --> 0:11:40.680 was Scoressey's guy for a while. You're bringing out you know. 0:11:40.800 --> 0:11:42.960 I think Bringing Out the Dead as a very underrated 0:11:43.000 --> 0:11:45.760 scor stasy movie, although I do remember I saw it 0:11:45.800 --> 0:11:47.680 when I was very young and I was on LSD, 0:11:48.160 --> 0:11:50.319 and I thought it was the best thing I've ever 0:11:50.320 --> 0:11:53.200 seen in my life. Um, but I haven't seen it 0:11:53.280 --> 0:11:57.920 since he took acid and watched that movie. Just so 0:11:57.960 --> 0:11:59.800 many more fun things to do on acid, I know. 0:12:00.080 --> 0:12:01.839 Is kind of a bummer movie. Wasn't. But it was 0:12:01.880 --> 0:12:04.199 also very like intense and colorful and like, you know, 0:12:04.240 --> 0:12:07.040 all over the place. Yeah, I'm wrong. I thought, for 0:12:07.080 --> 0:12:08.760 some reason I thought that he did he did like 0:12:09.320 --> 0:12:13.320 The Hills with Lindsay Lohan or something. Didn't Oh who 0:12:13.320 --> 0:12:15.600 did that? I thought? Was that Straighter? I thought it 0:12:15.640 --> 0:12:18.240 was him. Did he direct it? Maybe? Maybe in a 0:12:18.440 --> 0:12:23.760 very weird Hold on a second, The Canyons. Yes, he 0:12:23.880 --> 0:12:30.160 did The Canyons with Lindsay Lohan and James Dean. That's right. 0:12:30.200 --> 0:12:32.560 I knew he did some weird misstep that people were like, 0:12:32.600 --> 0:12:35.440 what the funk are you doing that? It's pretty strange. Well, 0:12:35.440 --> 0:12:37.400 he has come back strong because First Reformed is great. 0:12:37.400 --> 0:12:40.600 Ethan Hulk could be a an Oscar nam I would imagine. 0:12:40.760 --> 0:12:42.360 He's so good in it. I think I told you 0:12:42.440 --> 0:12:48.160 I watched the favorite Oh yeah, it was my favorite 0:12:48.559 --> 0:12:53.280 movie of Oh wow, so updated list huh. Um, I 0:12:53.320 --> 0:12:54.840 did not realize. I mean, I wanted to see it, 0:12:54.840 --> 0:12:57.720 but I didn't realize it was killing him a sacred deer. 0:12:58.360 --> 0:13:00.560 Uh what's his name? Or ghost lamp the most Yeah, 0:13:00.559 --> 0:13:03.719 I didn't know that. Not to be confused with Pandos Cosmatos, 0:13:03.800 --> 0:13:08.400 right or exactly that guy. No, it's it's. Um. The 0:13:08.400 --> 0:13:11.199 thing that's cool about it is it is very much 0:13:11.559 --> 0:13:14.600 a period costume drama with a lot of like palace 0:13:14.679 --> 0:13:17.440 intrigue and backstabbing and the kind of stuff you think it. 0:13:17.600 --> 0:13:19.880 I mean, I actually haven't seen Amadeus, but it it 0:13:19.920 --> 0:13:22.120 reminds me of what I would think I'm Adeus might 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:25.439 have been, like Jesus, I know, I know, I know. 0:13:25.480 --> 0:13:27.400 It's it's one of my big holes. Um, it's one 0:13:27.400 --> 0:13:31.160 of my gaping holes. It is, it really is. It's disgusting, 0:13:31.520 --> 0:13:35.160 but no, but it also is weird and psychedelic and 0:13:35.520 --> 0:13:40.800 very much that guy. But it's not some alternate reality 0:13:40.800 --> 0:13:43.360 world like because other movies are where there's something a 0:13:43.360 --> 0:13:45.720 little off about the universe. This is very much like 0:13:45.800 --> 0:13:48.240 set in its time in the I want to say 0:13:48.240 --> 0:13:51.280 seventeen hundreds, or it seems like more like Victorian England 0:13:51.640 --> 0:13:54.160 when they're at war with France. I'm not good with numbers, 0:13:54.200 --> 0:13:55.959 even though I host a history show. You think I 0:13:55.960 --> 0:13:59.880 would know these things. But anyway, it's good. I really recommend. Well, 0:14:00.000 --> 0:14:02.280 maybe i'll uh, maybe I'll catch it before it leaves 0:14:02.280 --> 0:14:06.920 theaters and we'll crush. The judgment should be fantastic. I'm 0:14:06.920 --> 0:14:10.480 hoping to get some screeners soon because my my December 0:14:10.520 --> 0:14:12.880 is when I can usually get to the theater because 0:14:13.280 --> 0:14:17.120 Emily gets real busy and I get slower, and I 0:14:17.120 --> 0:14:21.240 did go see a lot of movies. But um, maybe 0:14:21.280 --> 0:14:23.480 I can get some screeners because I'm sure that will 0:14:23.480 --> 0:14:25.800 be a nominee of you Got an End? Yeah, I 0:14:25.800 --> 0:14:27.920 got a couple of in yes Man's Yeah. I can't 0:14:27.920 --> 0:14:31.160 say names. They're supposed to their water marks, right, not 0:14:31.200 --> 0:14:34.600 their watermark. These days, they've got like they're individualized. They 0:14:34.600 --> 0:14:36.840 should just do the mission impossible thing and have it 0:14:36.880 --> 0:14:39.960 self destruct after it plays. I got a wreck real quick, 0:14:40.080 --> 0:14:42.600 just before we get into whatever you've got up your sleeve. Well, no, 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:44.920 I have a note here that says, waste ten minutes 0:14:44.920 --> 0:14:47.760 at the beginning. Beautiful what we're doing it brilliantly. Um, 0:14:47.840 --> 0:14:49.360 this is the catch up. We haven't seen each other. 0:14:49.960 --> 0:14:52.640 Have you seen the show Adam Ruins everything I've never 0:14:52.680 --> 0:14:55.320 seen that. I really like it and the show there's 0:14:55.320 --> 0:14:58.840 an episode he does about Hollywood and I recommend it 0:14:58.920 --> 0:15:03.240 highly because it demystifies all the fakery behind like awards 0:15:03.360 --> 0:15:07.320 shows like the whole like um for your Consideration campaigns, 0:15:07.560 --> 0:15:09.800 and how basically the movies that win are the ones 0:15:09.880 --> 0:15:11.800 that put on the most lavish parties for like the 0:15:11.840 --> 0:15:14.680 Hollywood Foreign press and things like that. It's all very 0:15:14.760 --> 0:15:17.320 much kind of like it sort of sucks politics. It's 0:15:17.360 --> 0:15:20.440 a lot of politics, but it also goes into some 0:15:20.520 --> 0:15:23.200 real cool behind the scenes stuff about how fake reality 0:15:23.240 --> 0:15:25.960 shows are and the idea of like frankin biting, where 0:15:26.000 --> 0:15:28.680 you can like cut up things people say, have a 0:15:28.720 --> 0:15:32.120 cutaway where it's their back and they literally manufacture a 0:15:32.160 --> 0:15:35.440 sentence by stringing together bits of other things they've said, 0:15:35.760 --> 0:15:39.000 Oh yeah, like anyone that still thinks reality shows are 0:15:39.160 --> 0:15:43.480 not completely holy manufactured are just living in a dream. 0:15:43.480 --> 0:15:45.120 They're They're basically in the same boat as people that 0:15:45.160 --> 0:15:47.880 still think professional wrestling is real. No one thinks that. 0:15:48.840 --> 0:15:50.360 Do you know Andy Warhol was a big fan of 0:15:50.480 --> 0:15:54.360 w w F. Yeah, I didn't, but that doesn't surprise me. 0:15:54.360 --> 0:15:56.920 I mean, Gene, you know, me and Gene, the announcers, 0:15:56.960 --> 0:15:58.840 we just passed to it. There's an incredible clip I 0:15:58.840 --> 0:16:01.920 recommendber everybody check it out, um where where he's like 0:16:01.960 --> 0:16:05.080 doing his post match interview thing and you see Hulk 0:16:05.080 --> 0:16:08.040 Hogan in the background and Cindy Lauper's there, and then 0:16:08.040 --> 0:16:10.560 Andy Warhol comes up and mean jeans like ladies and gentlemen, 0:16:10.600 --> 0:16:13.680 a very real New York luminary. Mr Andy Warhol, is, 0:16:13.960 --> 0:16:16.120 have you ever seen so much bedlam and chaos in 0:16:16.160 --> 0:16:18.280 your life? Sir? And he goes, I just can't even 0:16:18.440 --> 0:16:20.920 believe it. I just it's just so exciting. It's just 0:16:20.960 --> 0:16:23.960 so exciting. I just don't even know what to say. Yeah, 0:16:24.000 --> 0:16:26.280 but the real answer is yes, Andy Warhol has seen 0:16:26.400 --> 0:16:29.000 that much bedlam in his life in debauchery. But no, 0:16:29.080 --> 0:16:32.200 apparently he was genuinely a fan, which makes sense considering 0:16:32.280 --> 0:16:36.680 what how fascinated he was by gross commercialism, you know, spectacle. 0:16:36.960 --> 0:16:39.120 So for first I was like, that seems wrong, but 0:16:39.160 --> 0:16:42.440 then I was like, no, that seems absolutely right. Like 0:16:42.440 --> 0:16:44.960 Salvador Duli, if he was alive, would probably be into 0:16:45.040 --> 0:16:46.760 w W. But just the way he responds, he's like, 0:16:47.000 --> 0:16:50.360 it was just so exciting. I can barely contain myself. Yeah, 0:16:52.240 --> 0:16:56.320 it shows Andy you're magnanimous personality. He didn't strike me 0:16:56.320 --> 0:16:58.760 as someone who was a lot of fun to hang 0:16:58.800 --> 0:17:01.040 out with. I think he just kind of toyed with 0:17:01.080 --> 0:17:02.640 people a little bit, and then it was sort of 0:17:02.960 --> 0:17:05.399 sort of always had like his recorder and like camera, 0:17:05.520 --> 0:17:07.000 was just kind of like trying to like get out 0:17:07.040 --> 0:17:10.439 of make people kind of like, you know, be his 0:17:10.520 --> 0:17:12.199 subjects all the time. I don't know, it's he's an 0:17:12.240 --> 0:17:14.480 interesting fellow. He is. I'm not gonna knock him too 0:17:14.560 --> 0:17:17.600 much and go draw a soupcan. He didn't even draw it, 0:17:17.600 --> 0:17:20.440 did he. It wasn't just kind of like xerox. They're like, oh, 0:17:20.520 --> 0:17:22.879 did he just blow up like a lot. I don't know, 0:17:23.000 --> 0:17:24.680 did you go call me on this? But I think 0:17:24.720 --> 0:17:27.480 a lot of what he did was definitely commodifying other 0:17:27.600 --> 0:17:30.600 images and uh but I think he probably had some 0:17:31.160 --> 0:17:33.159 artistic chops as far as being able to draw. But 0:17:33.200 --> 0:17:35.400 I don't think of him as being a painter exactly. 0:17:35.480 --> 0:17:38.679 I think it more as being like like a printmaker 0:17:38.760 --> 0:17:48.719 or something, you know, like, well, no, we actually did 0:17:48.720 --> 0:17:50.639 the first two things we because on my list here 0:17:50.640 --> 0:17:54.720 it says waste ten minutes, trash, Andy Warhol, boom. So 0:17:54.880 --> 0:17:58.760 now we're onto a new segment. And actually I don't 0:17:58.800 --> 0:18:00.760 even have my outline that I did for these episodes, 0:18:00.800 --> 0:18:02.920 so we're just gonna kind of freewheel it through these 0:18:03.359 --> 0:18:07.240 as usual. But this is a new segment. Nol called 0:18:08.119 --> 0:18:19.640 up with fuck. That's fantastic. That fills me with joy. 0:18:19.840 --> 0:18:22.159 And I actually saw this on the social media. Uh 0:18:22.240 --> 0:18:25.359 you asking people, uh this this very question YEP. I 0:18:25.359 --> 0:18:29.240 asked people on the Facebook page, what is your favorite 0:18:29.240 --> 0:18:31.680 F bomb in a movie? Please give me the exact 0:18:33.400 --> 0:18:36.159 exact quote so we can read them as you know, 0:18:37.280 --> 0:18:39.600 maybe not in character, maybe in character de pense. I 0:18:39.600 --> 0:18:42.159 feel like I can pull it off. And here we go. 0:18:42.400 --> 0:18:45.200 We had three six, so we're gonna continue this one. 0:18:45.240 --> 0:18:47.960 I was one of those Oh really, yeah, I dropped one. Well, 0:18:47.960 --> 0:18:49.480 why don't you go ahead and start off? What's your quote? 0:18:49.520 --> 0:18:53.680 Yippi gay motherfucker? Oh favorite f bomb? It's pretty good. 0:18:53.720 --> 0:18:55.200 I mean it was the first one that sprang to mind. 0:18:55.320 --> 0:18:59.160 I got you, I either there are many, many fantastic 0:18:59.200 --> 0:19:01.160 f bombs in center them all. Right, well here's one. 0:19:01.320 --> 0:19:02.840 We're gonna go ahead and start off with one that 0:19:02.920 --> 0:19:09.119 was up voted the most from Melinda uh baccalleo. She's no. 0:19:09.200 --> 0:19:12.439 I've said that name a bunch, great name coming to America. 0:19:12.480 --> 0:19:17.520 It's one of my favorites too. Ah, good morning my neighbors. 0:19:17.840 --> 0:19:23.199 Hey fuck you yes, yes, fuck you two? Is that 0:19:23.359 --> 0:19:25.960 r redd? Oh yeah, I didn't realize Coming to America 0:19:26.040 --> 0:19:28.080 was alread. I don't know why. I guess Eddie Murphy 0:19:28.160 --> 0:19:30.920 was sort of always ir rated, wasn't he um until 0:19:31.000 --> 0:19:35.560 he decided to be um a shill Disney. Yeah, basically, 0:19:35.640 --> 0:19:38.520 and do Clumps and all that ship, do children's movies 0:19:38.720 --> 0:19:40.800 so well, even the nutty professor that was PG. Thirteen, 0:19:40.840 --> 0:19:44.120 that was him edging into PG. Thirteen territory. I never 0:19:44.160 --> 0:19:49.160 saw that. No, then, I'm sorry, Clumps wasn't the nutty Wait, 0:19:49.240 --> 0:19:51.720 I think the nutty Professor was the clumps. But then 0:19:51.720 --> 0:19:53.520 there was like a sequel, right, but what was the 0:19:53.520 --> 0:19:55.040 one where he was wearing the fat suit? That was 0:19:55.080 --> 0:19:58.160 that professor That is a professor, but that was meant 0:19:58.200 --> 0:20:01.840 to be kind of crass, gross humor, but it was Pg. Thirteen, 0:20:02.240 --> 0:20:03.760 so it was it was it was like fart jokes. 0:20:03.760 --> 0:20:06.080 It was fart jokes, not real good dirty. It was 0:20:06.119 --> 0:20:08.680 also it was also very fat shaming. It was kind 0:20:08.680 --> 0:20:10.880 of not oh sure, that was back in a time 0:20:10.880 --> 0:20:12.680 where not nice you could put someone in a fat 0:20:12.720 --> 0:20:14.600 suit in a movie and it's like, that's funny. He 0:20:14.680 --> 0:20:17.520 filled down big fat super performance coming up John c 0:20:17.720 --> 0:20:22.080 Riley as fucking Party Laurel. Which one was the fat one? 0:20:23.480 --> 0:20:26.040 Ali Oliver, I'm not gonna say a word. I'm just 0:20:26.040 --> 0:20:28.680 gonna party on your own. Party was the fat one. 0:20:29.600 --> 0:20:32.879 He's supposed to be great in it, and he needs 0:20:32.920 --> 0:20:37.159 to pay reparations for the Sherlock Holmes movie that is 0:20:37.200 --> 0:20:40.399