Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Mini Crush, the Mini Crush Edition.
Speaker 1: How are you doing no good? You see? I doubled
Speaker 1: up usually say what can the movie crush? The Mini
Speaker 1: Crush Edition? I just called it Mini Crushes. And see
Speaker 1: what you're doing to me. I'm cool with it. You're
Speaker 1: you're taking over. I'm all about changing the paradigm, my friend. Yeah,
Speaker 1: in your favor. Well, you know it's in the it's
Speaker 1: it's in the people's favorite, chuck um, it's in the
Speaker 1: people's court. Who is the who is the judge of
Speaker 1: the People's court? Judge h And it's funny. Josh and
Speaker 1: I did an episode on prod Jeck Vulkyrie to kill
Speaker 1: Hitler and their Their kangaroo court at the time in
Speaker 1: Germany was called the People's Court, which is hysterical. That's
Speaker 1: really funny because it certainly was not Judge wat. I
Speaker 1: love the idea of a kangaroo court. It just sounds
Speaker 1: really cute, but apparently it's not cute. Yeah, I've gathered
Speaker 1: that nothing cute about it. Is this our first minute
Speaker 1: since the holidays? Yes, welcome back, sir, welcome back to you.
Speaker 1: You're looking quite dapper today. I like your hair. Hey, thanks,
Speaker 1: you can compliment me on my hair. Oh I took
Speaker 1: off my glasses. You look like a fuzzy mess, but
Speaker 1: now you look like a handsome sar. Thank you, sir.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. I enjoyed bumping into you the other day.
Speaker 1: That was fine. Yeah, I'm the wild Yeah, so everyone
Speaker 1: knows huge news. I bumped into a knoll on the street.
Speaker 1: It was weird. I was leaving the zoo with my
Speaker 1: wife and daughter and in laws, and there you were
Speaker 1: across the street at an outdoor cafe cafe, your daughter,
Speaker 1: my daughter, and we all had a little sidewalk. It
Speaker 1: was very nice, and then that was it. We went
Speaker 1: don't know what our mary ways. You know it was good. Um,
Speaker 1: did you see any cool movies over the holidays? Chuck? Well,
Speaker 1: fuck man, what have I seen? My head is so
Speaker 1: in a hundred places right there. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: things going on and everyone that's not say I'm not
Speaker 1: dedicated to this episode. I just got a lot of
Speaker 1: stress going on, and I can't recall what movies. You
Speaker 1: know what I did see? Did we already talk about it?
Speaker 1: First Reformed? You know the Etan Hawk film? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I don't even know about. This is the one where
Speaker 1: he's a Paul Schneider, not Paul Snider where he's a priest.
Speaker 1: It's one where he's It was great. Everyone seemed to
Speaker 1: be gaga about that movie. Uh, it's really good man. Um, well,
Speaker 1: it is Paul Strader, of course, Paul Schneider. Different, different
Speaker 1: former guest Paul Schneider, which was he he'd back to
Speaker 1: the future. He's he's an actor. Oh, the guy from
Speaker 1: Uh he was in Parks and Racking stuff, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: but don't say that he don't want to hear Parks
Speaker 1: and I like Parks and Reck. He was on the
Speaker 1: show briefly and like, didn't even love it, and he's
Speaker 1: done so much great. I don't care how he felt
Speaker 1: about it. Just enjoyed him on the show. Okay, that
Speaker 1: is irrelevant, sir. Yeah, the Parks and Red guy. You
Speaker 1: know what, Schneid's gave me a Christmas text. It was
Speaker 1: very nice. That's what kind of guy he is. It's like,
Speaker 1: how you doing? Thinking of you? Uh? And I'm going
Speaker 1: to New York in a couple of weeks. In I
Speaker 1: hang out, I got a Christmas text for my ex girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, really, yeah, what did it say. It was
Speaker 1: very triggering. Now I'm kidding. It was nice. It was
Speaker 1: just we hadn't talked in a couple of months. There's
Speaker 1: a turd for your front port. It was just like
Speaker 1: a hey, and you know, I hope you're well, Merry
Speaker 1: Christmas and blah blah blah, and I responded in kind
Speaker 1: all right, and we left it at that. Well, it
Speaker 1: is the seasonal it is. Indeed, you guys had a
Speaker 1: good holiday though. Oh man, Me and the kid went
Speaker 1: to and my mom went to Universal Studios and we
Speaker 1: had the fast passes, so we like, breeze past all
Speaker 1: those suckers waiting in those three hour lines. Accomplish your
Speaker 1: bucketless goal. Harry potter Land. Yeah, I always wanted to
Speaker 1: go to Harry potter Land Shock. And as it turns out,
Speaker 1: there's two Harry potter Lands. Who knew, really, There's one
Speaker 1: in the Universal and then there's the Islands of Adventure,
Speaker 1: which is the adjacent park, and you take the Hogwarts
Speaker 1: motherfucking Express from one to the other and then back again.
Speaker 1: It's a different experience each time. Cuddle Cats, Cuddlefish to
Speaker 1: the second oil Age Kingdom with ful of Darkness. I
Speaker 1: don't dispute the Eurostata. But if he's down here, we
Speaker 1: know not blood but darkness, the Earth's black riches. No,
Speaker 1: I could taste it on my lips. Today, I want
Speaker 1: to talk to you about the science of transgenesis, tens
Speaker 1: genesis dot show. What's the Hogwarts Express? Is that a train,
Speaker 1: the monorail? It's the dressed up like it's something that's not. No,
Speaker 1: it's it's more than dressed up, Chuck. It is the
Speaker 1: train from the Harry Potter movies and it's pretty very cool.
Speaker 1: It's you go into whole station. It feels like you're
Speaker 1: in the London underground and you know what is it? Uh?
Speaker 1: Platform thirty three and a third. I forget I again
Speaker 1: haven't really. We'll just check your lower back tattoo. That's fair.
Speaker 1: I can't see my lower back, Chuck. I'm gonna need
Speaker 1: you to to to see it yet. Three and a half.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's the one. Um yeah, so, but man, seriously,
Speaker 1: the design of these um these areas out of controls,
Speaker 1: out of control? Um. Just to get up to speed.
Speaker 1: Me and my mom on the ride up to get
Speaker 1: my daughter from Tampa where she was hanging out with
Speaker 1: her mom and stepdad. We listened to the first Harry
Speaker 1: Potter audio book just to kind of like really prime
Speaker 1: ourselves for the experience, and you sort of recited it
Speaker 1: as like serious. Of course, that was important to me
Speaker 1: to be able to do that and to know that
Speaker 1: I that I still had it. Yeah, And your mom
Speaker 1: was like, you've memorized this book and she was, and
Speaker 1: she was and she and she was like, I'm proud
Speaker 1: of you, and she hugged me and it was a
Speaker 1: very tender moment between me and my mother. We really
Speaker 1: bonded over that Harry Potter audiobook. Um. But no, So
Speaker 1: there's like the two areas. There's the Hogwarts type reproduction
Speaker 1: of the Hogwarts Castle, and then there's the Green Guts
Speaker 1: Bank vault ride and the lines for them without the
Speaker 1: fast passes. I ship you not three and a half hours,
Speaker 1: And first of all, I'm like, how could any experience
Speaker 1: after waiting three and a half hours possibly be like
Speaker 1: live up to that investment of time. Gotta be let down,
Speaker 1: it's gotta be So it was thirty minutes for us,
Speaker 1: three and a half hours. People wait, they wait three
Speaker 1: and a half So what do you do like two
Speaker 1: things in a day? That's what I'm saying. You gotta
Speaker 1: like book two days at the park, and the fast
Speaker 1: passes are not the fast passes are not cheap, but
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have done it any other way. About three
Speaker 1: hundred bucks a person, Yeah, that's totally worth it. Though.
Speaker 1: It was so worth it. I mean, it was like
Speaker 1: a night and day experience. We got. We got to
Speaker 1: ride all the weird old school rides, like the E
Speaker 1: T Ride is still there, and we remember, Oh it's great.
Speaker 1: It's like you're on this bicycle on the track and
Speaker 1: you're going through the fourth but it's all sets and
Speaker 1: crappy animatronics and um. You have to tell the attendant
Speaker 1: the beginning of the ride your name and they scan
Speaker 1: it and put it in his card, and then at
Speaker 1: the end your name, but he says the name of
Speaker 1: everyone in your little carriage. So it's like goodbye, no all, Chuck, Sandra, Eden, Steve, Michael,
Speaker 1: and John. I'll be right here. Oh that's great. It
Speaker 1: was fun. Man. That thing hasn't changed a bit? Did
Speaker 1: they still be back to the future right now? That
Speaker 1: one's gone? The T two ride has gone. The other
Speaker 1: old school ride that's still there, which I feel old
Speaker 1: saying this is old school, but it is the Jurassic
Speaker 1: Park water ride, which is super dated but still super fun.
Speaker 1: Cool man, No got, I mean I'm close to uh, like,
Speaker 1: how old is it is? A kid wanting to go
Speaker 1: to Disney five? Well, Eden went to Disney a couple
Speaker 1: of years ago, and I think she enjoyed it then,
Speaker 1: but now I honestly think it's a little too kitty
Speaker 1: for her and that the Universal was much more her
Speaker 1: speed because she likes the thrill rides. And let me
Speaker 1: tell you, the incredible Hulk roller coaster best roller coaster
Speaker 1: I've ever been on him, really. So it's like it
Speaker 1: takes you up and you go through this tube and
Speaker 1: it's like this gamma ray tube and so you can't
Speaker 1: see the outside, and it does the click click click
Speaker 1: click about halfway up and then it just shoots you out,
Speaker 1: and it kind of tricks you into thinking that it's
Speaker 1: going to be like one of those yeah, but then
Speaker 1: it just launches you immediately into a corkscrew and then
Speaker 1: you're doing all these It's got like eight inversions of
Speaker 1: what they call it in the coaster community. But Eden
Speaker 1: wrote it and she's just now tall enough to ride
Speaker 1: pretty much any crazy roller coast. She's down, She's so down. Man.
Speaker 1: The last time I went, I went to seed Her
Speaker 1: Point in Ohio about probably about six or seven years ago,
Speaker 1: and uh, that was the first time I had been
Speaker 1: to a major part and Cedar Points supposedly like the
Speaker 1: best country yeah, as far as but coaster enthusiasts, and
Speaker 1: it had been a long time since I've been on
Speaker 1: those rides and I love all that stuff, but they
Speaker 1: kicked my ask. Dude, I'm not ashamed to admit that. Afterward,
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, that I felt like astronaut training,
Speaker 1: Like they're so extreme now. Man, it was a bit
Speaker 1: much for me. Well, like I I only recently got
Speaker 1: back into it because we got season passes to six Flags,
Speaker 1: and um, Eden kind of gil Actually, the girl I
Speaker 1: was dating at the time kind of like guilted me
Speaker 1: into riding every ride. I didn't want to be the
Speaker 1: one that waited in line and then had to step
Speaker 1: out like an old lady and you know, the walk
Speaker 1: of shame or whatever. So I just scared. Kid, that
Speaker 1: was me when I was really so I you know,
Speaker 1: I just sucked it up and I rode every ride
Speaker 1: at six Flags and then realized, like, I really like
Speaker 1: roller coasters, so yeah, I like them. I think it
Speaker 1: was just get that old body up there now, and
Speaker 1: I was kind of at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: I was like, man, my ass is kicked. Well. I
Speaker 1: also tracked our steps from walking around. We were there
Speaker 1: a universal for about thirteen hours. My mom stayed at
Speaker 1: My mom stayed half the day with us, and then
Speaker 1: she tapped out about midway she's just you know, she's older.
Speaker 1: And then we went back to the hotel. We stayed
Speaker 1: on site, so it was super easy to get back
Speaker 1: to the hotel and then come right back. And then
Speaker 1: me and Eden just like grinded it out until closing time.
Speaker 1: But I tracked our steps. We did twenty seven thousand steps. Wow,
Speaker 1: walking around you there's a lot of steps. It was
Speaker 1: a lot of fun though. Man, it was a great holiday.
Speaker 1: How about you guys. You said you kept a pretty chill,
Speaker 1: kept a chill, stayed around. We don't have to travel
Speaker 1: for the holidays anymore. Uh. It was not you know,
Speaker 1: it was Chris, we're not in our home, you know,
Speaker 1: because we're renovating your house. So it was a Christmas
Speaker 1: not in our house, which was not the greatest thing
Speaker 1: in the world. And I'm ready to move back. I'm
Speaker 1: ready to be back in my goddamn house. I miss it,
Speaker 1: but I'm not going to complain about renovating a house
Speaker 1: like some Yeah, there's just called first world problems, first
Speaker 1: of all problems. So First Reformed, great movie. You gotta
Speaker 1: check it out, really, like up your Alley? Is it
Speaker 1: like a priest with a moral quandary kind of picture.
Speaker 1: It's it's not quite what you think I will say that.
Speaker 1: I mean it's Paul Schrader. You gotta remember this. This
Speaker 1: is the guy who, uh you know, created Travis Bickle. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's right. He's taxi driver and uh, his his work
Speaker 1: is dark, to say the least. We've talked about him though.
Speaker 1: Didn't he also have a couple of misses? Didn't Heed
Speaker 1: do some like weird bad Ship, the need to show
Speaker 1: Girls or something like that? What did? What did Schrader do?
Speaker 1: That was a little bit like kind of well, he
Speaker 1: said he's had a weird career. I mean a lot
Speaker 1: of it was as a writer, because obviously he wrote
Speaker 1: a taxi driver in Raging bull Um, but he directed
Speaker 1: I think he directed Affliction. Have you ever seen that?
Speaker 1: Movie Nick n No, I have not seen Affliction auto focus.
Speaker 1: He did something weird though he did like, oh, he
Speaker 1: wrote the Last Temptation of Christ. Yeah, I mean he
Speaker 1: was Scoressey's guy for a while. You're bringing out you know.
Speaker 1: I think Bringing Out the Dead as a very underrated
Speaker 1: scor stasy movie, although I do remember I saw it
Speaker 1: when I was very young and I was on LSD,
Speaker 1: and I thought it was the best thing I've ever
Speaker 1: seen in my life. Um, but I haven't seen it
Speaker 1: since he took acid and watched that movie. Just so
Speaker 1: many more fun things to do on acid, I know.
Speaker 1: Is kind of a bummer movie. Wasn't. But it was
Speaker 1: also very like intense and colorful and like, you know,
Speaker 1: all over the place. Yeah, I'm wrong. I thought, for
Speaker 1: some reason I thought that he did he did like
Speaker 1: The Hills with Lindsay Lohan or something. Didn't Oh who
Speaker 1: did that? I thought? Was that Straighter? I thought it
Speaker 1: was him. Did he direct it? Maybe? Maybe in a
Speaker 1: very weird Hold on a second, The Canyons. Yes, he
Speaker 1: did The Canyons with Lindsay Lohan and James Dean. That's right.
Speaker 1: I knew he did some weird misstep that people were like,
Speaker 1: what the funk are you doing that? It's pretty strange. Well,
Speaker 1: he has come back strong because First Reformed is great.
Speaker 1: Ethan Hulk could be a an Oscar nam I would imagine.
Speaker 1: He's so good in it. I think I told you
Speaker 1: I watched the favorite Oh yeah, it was my favorite
Speaker 1: movie of Oh wow, so updated list huh. Um, I
Speaker 1: did not realize. I mean, I wanted to see it,
Speaker 1: but I didn't realize it was killing him a sacred deer.
Speaker 1: Uh what's his name? Or ghost lamp the most Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. Not to be confused with Pandos Cosmatos,
Speaker 1: right or exactly that guy. No, it's it's. Um. The
Speaker 1: thing that's cool about it is it is very much
Speaker 1: a period costume drama with a lot of like palace
Speaker 1: intrigue and backstabbing and the kind of stuff you think it.
Speaker 1: I mean, I actually haven't seen Amadeus, but it it
Speaker 1: reminds me of what I would think I'm Adeus might
Speaker 1: have been, like Jesus, I know, I know, I know.
Speaker 1: It's it's one of my big holes. Um, it's one
Speaker 1: of my gaping holes. It is, it really is. It's disgusting,
Speaker 1: but no, but it also is weird and psychedelic and
Speaker 1: very much that guy. But it's not some alternate reality
Speaker 1: world like because other movies are where there's something a
Speaker 1: little off about the universe. This is very much like
Speaker 1: set in its time in the I want to say
Speaker 1: seventeen hundreds, or it seems like more like Victorian England
Speaker 1: when they're at war with France. I'm not good with numbers,
Speaker 1: even though I host a history show. You think I
Speaker 1: would know these things. But anyway, it's good. I really recommend. Well,
Speaker 1: maybe i'll uh, maybe I'll catch it before it leaves
Speaker 1: theaters and we'll crush. The judgment should be fantastic. I'm
Speaker 1: hoping to get some screeners soon because my my December
Speaker 1: is when I can usually get to the theater because
Speaker 1: Emily gets real busy and I get slower, and I
Speaker 1: did go see a lot of movies. But um, maybe
Speaker 1: I can get some screeners because I'm sure that will
Speaker 1: be a nominee of you Got an End? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: got a couple of in yes Man's Yeah. I can't
Speaker 1: say names. They're supposed to their water marks, right, not
Speaker 1: their watermark. These days, they've got like they're individualized. They
Speaker 1: should just do the mission impossible thing and have it
Speaker 1: self destruct after it plays. I got a wreck real quick,
Speaker 1: just before we get into whatever you've got up your sleeve. Well, no,
Speaker 1: I have a note here that says, waste ten minutes
Speaker 1: at the beginning. Beautiful what we're doing it brilliantly. Um,
Speaker 1: this is the catch up. We haven't seen each other.
Speaker 1: Have you seen the show Adam Ruins everything I've never
Speaker 1: seen that. I really like it and the show there's
Speaker 1: an episode he does about Hollywood and I recommend it
Speaker 1: highly because it demystifies all the fakery behind like awards
Speaker 1: shows like the whole like um for your Consideration campaigns,
Speaker 1: and how basically the movies that win are the ones
Speaker 1: that put on the most lavish parties for like the
Speaker 1: Hollywood Foreign press and things like that. It's all very
Speaker 1: much kind of like it sort of sucks politics. It's
Speaker 1: a lot of politics, but it also goes into some
Speaker 1: real cool behind the scenes stuff about how fake reality
Speaker 1: shows are and the idea of like frankin biting, where
Speaker 1: you can like cut up things people say, have a
Speaker 1: cutaway where it's their back and they literally manufacture a
Speaker 1: sentence by stringing together bits of other things they've said,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like anyone that still thinks reality shows are
Speaker 1: not completely holy manufactured are just living in a dream.
Speaker 1: They're They're basically in the same boat as people that
Speaker 1: still think professional wrestling is real. No one thinks that.
Speaker 1: Do you know Andy Warhol was a big fan of
Speaker 1: w w F. Yeah, I didn't, but that doesn't surprise me.
Speaker 1: I mean, Gene, you know, me and Gene, the announcers,
Speaker 1: we just passed to it. There's an incredible clip I
Speaker 1: recommendber everybody check it out, um where where he's like
Speaker 1: doing his post match interview thing and you see Hulk
Speaker 1: Hogan in the background and Cindy Lauper's there, and then
Speaker 1: Andy Warhol comes up and mean jeans like ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: a very real New York luminary. Mr Andy Warhol, is,
Speaker 1: have you ever seen so much bedlam and chaos in
Speaker 1: your life? Sir? And he goes, I just can't even
Speaker 1: believe it. I just it's just so exciting. It's just
Speaker 1: so exciting. I just don't even know what to say. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but the real answer is yes, Andy Warhol has seen
Speaker 1: that much bedlam in his life in debauchery. But no,
Speaker 1: apparently he was genuinely a fan, which makes sense considering
Speaker 1: what how fascinated he was by gross commercialism, you know, spectacle.
Speaker 1: So for first I was like, that seems wrong, but
Speaker 1: then I was like, no, that seems absolutely right. Like
Speaker 1: Salvador Duli, if he was alive, would probably be into
Speaker 1: w W. But just the way he responds, he's like,
Speaker 1: it was just so exciting. I can barely contain myself. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it shows Andy you're magnanimous personality. He didn't strike me
Speaker 1: as someone who was a lot of fun to hang
Speaker 1: out with. I think he just kind of toyed with
Speaker 1: people a little bit, and then it was sort of
Speaker 1: sort of always had like his recorder and like camera,
Speaker 1: was just kind of like trying to like get out
Speaker 1: of make people kind of like, you know, be his
Speaker 1: subjects all the time. I don't know, it's he's an
Speaker 1: interesting fellow. He is. I'm not gonna knock him too
Speaker 1: much and go draw a soupcan. He didn't even draw it,
Speaker 1: did he. It wasn't just kind of like xerox. They're like, oh,
Speaker 1: did he just blow up like a lot. I don't know,
Speaker 1: did you go call me on this? But I think
Speaker 1: a lot of what he did was definitely commodifying other
Speaker 1: images and uh but I think he probably had some
Speaker 1: artistic chops as far as being able to draw. But
Speaker 1: I don't think of him as being a painter exactly.
Speaker 1: I think it more as being like like a printmaker
Speaker 1: or something, you know, like, well, no, we actually did
Speaker 1: the first two things we because on my list here
Speaker 1: it says waste ten minutes, trash, Andy Warhol, boom. So
Speaker 1: now we're onto a new segment. And actually I don't
Speaker 1: even have my outline that I did for these episodes,
Speaker 1: so we're just gonna kind of freewheel it through these
Speaker 1: as usual. But this is a new segment. Nol called
Speaker 1: up with fuck. That's fantastic. That fills me with joy.
Speaker 1: And I actually saw this on the social media. Uh
Speaker 1: you asking people, uh this this very question YEP. I
Speaker 1: asked people on the Facebook page, what is your favorite
Speaker 1: F bomb in a movie? Please give me the exact
Speaker 1: exact quote so we can read them as you know,
Speaker 1: maybe not in character, maybe in character de pense. I
Speaker 1: feel like I can pull it off. And here we go.
Speaker 1: We had three six, so we're gonna continue this one.
Speaker 1: I was one of those Oh really, yeah, I dropped one. Well,
Speaker 1: why don't you go ahead and start off? What's your quote?
Speaker 1: Yippi gay motherfucker? Oh favorite f bomb? It's pretty good.
Speaker 1: I mean it was the first one that sprang to mind.
Speaker 1: I got you, I either there are many, many fantastic
Speaker 1: f bombs in center them all. Right, well here's one.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go ahead and start off with one that
Speaker 1: was up voted the most from Melinda uh baccalleo. She's no.
Speaker 1: I've said that name a bunch, great name coming to America.
Speaker 1: It's one of my favorites too. Ah, good morning my neighbors.
Speaker 1: Hey fuck you yes, yes, fuck you two? Is that
Speaker 1: r redd? Oh yeah, I didn't realize Coming to America
Speaker 1: was alread. I don't know why. I guess Eddie Murphy
Speaker 1: was sort of always ir rated, wasn't he um until
Speaker 1: he decided to be um a shill Disney. Yeah, basically,
Speaker 1: and do Clumps and all that ship, do children's movies
Speaker 1: so well, even the nutty professor that was PG. Thirteen,
Speaker 1: that was him edging into PG. Thirteen territory. I never
Speaker 1: saw that. No, then, I'm sorry, Clumps wasn't the nutty Wait,
Speaker 1: I think the nutty Professor was the clumps. But then
Speaker 1: there was like a sequel, right, but what was the
Speaker 1: one where he was wearing the fat suit? That was
Speaker 1: that professor That is a professor, but that was meant
Speaker 1: to be kind of crass, gross humor, but it was Pg. Thirteen,
Speaker 1: so it was it was it was like fart jokes.
Speaker 1: It was fart jokes, not real good dirty. It was
Speaker 1: also it was also very fat shaming. It was kind
Speaker 1: of not oh sure, that was back in a time
Speaker 1: where not nice you could put someone in a fat
Speaker 1: suit in a movie and it's like, that's funny. He
Speaker 1: filled down big fat super performance coming up John c
Speaker 1: Riley as fucking Party Laurel. Which one was the fat one?
Speaker 1: Ali Oliver, I'm not gonna say a word. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna party on your own. Party was the fat one.
Speaker 1: He's supposed to be great in it, and he needs
Speaker 1: to pay reparations for the Sherlock Holmes movie that is
Speaker 1: getting some of the worst reviews I've ever seen it.
Speaker 1: In my lots, I read a thing saying that, you know,
Speaker 1: Netflix apparently has a thing they do where they very
Speaker 1: magnanimously will release stuff that doesn't test well for studios,
Speaker 1: like they'll take they'll off they'll offload it for cheaper
Speaker 1: or whatever. Your garbage. Yeah, and then but they apparently
Speaker 1: passed on they were forced to actually release it. And
Speaker 1: then they release did with very little fanfare, no pre screening,
Speaker 1: and they bailed on the marketing. They made enough money
Speaker 1: just with blind idiots going to see on Christmas weekend. Yeah,
Speaker 1: no offense to anyone that went and saw it on Christmas, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's okay. I just know these people being like Will
Speaker 1: Ferrell sure, you know, like how bad could it be?
Speaker 1: And apparently like Scotty saw it and he just he
Speaker 1: was It's it indicates I think the laziness of the
Speaker 1: movie industry today to basically be like this is a
Speaker 1: train wreck, but hey, let's we got these two guys.
Speaker 1: Just let them do their thing. It'll be funny. I
Speaker 1: think Will ferrell is is fantastic and hilarious. He's also
Speaker 1: technically our coworker. Now it's a little weird. It's a
Speaker 1: little weird. Everyone look forward to the Ron Burgundy podcast
Speaker 1: seriously coming on our network. I've heard some behind the
Speaker 1: scenes stuff and it sounds like a lot of fun. Man,
Speaker 1: I'm so jealous of those guys out there in l
Speaker 1: A Me too. What what a lot of fun to
Speaker 1: sit on on that um Mike Sam says when Professor
Speaker 1: Exton Magneto are recruiting an X Men first class, they
Speaker 1: meet up with Wolverine, he simply says, go fund yourself.
Speaker 1: The surprise of that cameo adds to the effective effectiveness
Speaker 1: of the F bomb. See, this is sort of goes
Speaker 1: into like ratings history, right, because I think you can
Speaker 1: get like a limited number of F bombs in the
Speaker 1: PG thirteen movie now and it also in the Atom
Speaker 1: Ruins Everything show. They do an episode on in the
Speaker 1: Hollywood one about ratings and apparently like I want to
Speaker 1: fuck you is different than fuck you. Sexuality is a
Speaker 1: big no no for the m p A. They're dirty,
Speaker 1: So yeah you can have but but it's still a
Speaker 1: PG thirteen movie. Can't just be dropping the bombs left
Speaker 1: and right either, They're gonna walk that line. They have
Speaker 1: to really pick and shoes and make it like for
Speaker 1: impact like that one, Like that's probably the only F
Speaker 1: bomb in any X Men movie I can think of.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I would imagine, So that lends itself to
Speaker 1: like yeah, big wow moment, Uh Matt come out said,
Speaker 1: is this is mar Marcellus Wallace from Pulp Fiction. No, man,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty fucking far from okay. Yeah, yeah, is alright?
Speaker 1: Benjamin Johnson from The Big Lebowski. Do you see what happens,
Speaker 1: Larry when you fuck a stranger in the ass? This
Speaker 1: is what happens, Larry. This is what happens, Larry. Have
Speaker 1: we talked about the TV edit version of that? There's
Speaker 1: several Oh, I don't think so well, there's one of them.
Speaker 1: One of them is when you leave a stranger in
Speaker 1: the Alps, or maybe it's fine a stranger because that
Speaker 1: would match up more with the F word. But there's
Speaker 1: another one where it's there's there's a couple. I mean,
Speaker 1: how can you even try to do Big Lebowski? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've seen it. It's crazy, it's crazy. There's a bunch
Speaker 1: of good fus find a stranger in the Alps. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Big Lebowski is is one of my favorite movies of
Speaker 1: all time. It's so funny and it's such a good
Speaker 1: l a movie. It's it's it's so true to like
Speaker 1: the geography of the place and like all of the
Speaker 1: little kind of hidden gems. It's got that vibe to it.
Speaker 1: I love it. Did you happen to see Jeff Bridges
Speaker 1: Golden Globes Lifetime Achievement Awards speech? You know, it's pretty
Speaker 1: much good. He's a very zen is he very dude?
Speaker 1: He's very dude. He's very much that guy. He was
Speaker 1: rambling at one point, just going on and on. I
Speaker 1: was at home just cracking up, and you could see
Speaker 1: the audience members. Chrispine gave him the award, and it
Speaker 1: showed shots of him behind him, just cracking of like
Speaker 1: he's being due this guy right here. Yeah, he seems awesome.
Speaker 1: He's supposed to be great in the I R l oh.
Speaker 1: I'm I can only imagine um, Pat, I'm sorry, Patricia Caffrey.
Speaker 1: Maybe she goes by Pat from Half Baked, fuck you,
Speaker 1: fuck you, You're cool and fuck you. That's good. I've
Speaker 1: used that before. I haven't seen that one a long time.
Speaker 1: I just I always think abracadabra B. You know, when
Speaker 1: something's going wrong and you just kind of yet talking
Speaker 1: to your lapel and say abracadabra B from the movie
Speaker 1: that's they're like, uh, they're doing like a heist or
Speaker 1: some kind of thing like to you know, raid this drug. No.
Speaker 1: I know what it is. They're they're wearing a wire
Speaker 1: and they're like infiltrating this drug kingpin. And that's there
Speaker 1: like code word that everything's going pear shaped or whatever.
Speaker 1: So he's in the one character is always calling everybody
Speaker 1: be you know, he said Abrica dabra b And I
Speaker 1: always say that, what happened to that guy? Yeah, Jim Brewer.
Speaker 1: It wasn't Jim Brewer. It was the Latino guy um
Speaker 1: whose name I can't remember. Yeah, and I'm not sure
Speaker 1: what happened to Brewer. Jeez, everyone in that movie kind
Speaker 1: of went away. Brewer had his heyday kind of in
Speaker 1: those like nineties American pie type well, of course, but
Speaker 1: there was like a whole golden time, you know, for
Speaker 1: the golden jip age of Jim Brewer, Golden age of
Speaker 1: Jim Brewer. We're on Brewer time everyone. Uh. Neil Balfour says,
Speaker 1: oh fudge, great one, Ralphie and a Christmas story. It's
Speaker 1: a clean f bomb everyone, Uh oh yeah, Breakfast Club,
Speaker 1: Taylor Peterman, what about you, Dad? Fuck you know? Dad?
Speaker 1: What about you? Fuck you? And then there's one more
Speaker 1: even is that meant to be like a powerful moment
Speaker 1: between him and his dad is that, Like, have you
Speaker 1: seen the Breakfast Club? I haven't seen the Breakfast Club.
Speaker 1: I'm so mad at you. Well, see the holes reveal
Speaker 1: themselves just in conversation, not not in these uh pedantic lists. Games.
Speaker 1: Laura b Yorkland, great name. She goes with Yippikaya, motherfucker,
Speaker 1: solid choice, solid choice. Little Miss Sunshine Hannah Corrali says
Speaker 1: little Miss Sunshine after the brother figures out he's color
Speaker 1: blind and can't be a pilot. Just an amazing, gut
Speaker 1: wrenching fuck. Yeah, that was a great movie. I really
Speaker 1: enjoyed that. Um Helen Lyons Adventures in Babysitting Elizabeth Shoo's character,
Speaker 1: don't fuck with the babysitter, don't do it. She got
Speaker 1: a lot of up votes for that. I got a
Speaker 1: good one. What Heathers fucked me gently with a chainsaw?
Speaker 1: Good lord, nol Why they say it? It's a good one.
Speaker 1: Heather's got a lot of quotable little little Yeah, Emily
Speaker 1: and I what's your damage? Heather? Yeah? We still I's like, how,
Speaker 1: I mean, how old is that movie? Thirty something years
Speaker 1: years pre Beetlejuice? We still say, can somebody tell me
Speaker 1: why I whatever and like eat this ice cream or whatever,
Speaker 1: and we'll go because you're an idiot, and we'll go.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's what she always said to her dad,
Speaker 1: creating Somebody tell me why I smoked these things because
Speaker 1: you're an idiot. Oh yeah, that's that's the recurring motive
Speaker 1: with their parents or whatever exactly. I had never seen it,
Speaker 1: and my girlfriend um made me watch it, and I'm
Speaker 1: forever grateful. It's a really cool movie. It's great, and
Speaker 1: that person never did anything else, who the director, whoever
Speaker 1: was ressible for that movie. It's such a unique sort
Speaker 1: of yeah, n one off kind of am so weird.
Speaker 1: Quinn Cabill says, uh, we're gonna have the hap hap
Speaker 1: happiest Christmas since bing Crosby tap danced with Danny fucking k.
Speaker 1: Who's Danny Kay? Oh God, really, I was talked about this,
Speaker 1: I think, isn't Yeah, Danny Kay was an old actor.
Speaker 1: That's right. We talked about this about Danny Kay. I
Speaker 1: think Danny Kay has come up. I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Didn't he have a particular comedic style. Wasn't he like
Speaker 1: a kind of a vaude Villy cats skills type comedian?
Speaker 1: And he was sort of a I know what it was.
Speaker 1: It was on my other Showtulous History. We interviewed um,
Speaker 1: a guy who wrote a book about the history of comedy,
Speaker 1: and he was talking about how Danny Kay was a
Speaker 1: big influence of early like, Hey, I'm not like some
Speaker 1: big Danny Kay guy. So I don't want to come
Speaker 1: across as a Danny Case. No, no, not at all. Alright,
Speaker 1: I was I was trying to remember where I know
Speaker 1: where I heard that before one of your other shows. Yes,
Speaker 1: I have a cased. All right, I'm here. Aaron Cooper,
Speaker 1: her old friend says, fuck even in the future nothing works,
Speaker 1: which was of course Dark Helmet from Spaceballs. Patrick Gorman
Speaker 1: from Goodfellas. You said, I'm funny. How the funk am
Speaker 1: I funny? What the funk is so funny about me?
Speaker 1: What do you have? Fucking clown do? I amuse you
Speaker 1: so great? Oh here's another Lebowski. Uh, surprise, surprise, ian
Speaker 1: I says, nobody Fox with the Jesus, of course. Not.
Speaker 1: Are they going to make a movie a Jesus movie.
Speaker 1: I heard that they were, but it seems to be
Speaker 1: languishing in some form of development. Hell or I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: I seem to I seem to have read something about
Speaker 1: how was happening and then something about how it was
Speaker 1: like I'm on the back burner. By the way, the
Speaker 1: director of Heather's, whose name is Michael Lehman, did he die.
Speaker 1: He did not die. He just does a lot of TV.
Speaker 1: He's just kind of done a lot of TV. You
Speaker 1: never really did another feature. Got a little one episode,
Speaker 1: two episode credits on us. It's funny, I've done that before.
Speaker 1: We're have been like, what happened to their career? And
Speaker 1: it's like, actually, I've been working steadily as a director
Speaker 1: for twenty five years straight and I'm doing just fine.
Speaker 1: But you just, you know, you don't get notoriety for
Speaker 1: directing two episodes of Dharma and Greg. That's true. And
Speaker 1: you know what he did do that was of some note.
Speaker 1: He did air Heads? Remember air Heads? I didn't see it,
Speaker 1: but it's the one whether the rock band bikes into
Speaker 1: the radio in it too and they're trying to get airplay.
Speaker 1: Yeah he did. That's not a good movie. Robin Shiflett said,
Speaker 1: fuck me gently with the chainsaw, um, Brian Ingarte, Alan
Speaker 1: Arkin Argo, fuck yourself. That's a good one. Do I
Speaker 1: need to tell you off my canal about a little
Speaker 1: special plan we have coming up in the next few months.
Speaker 1: Remind me that's a little tease for you guys, something
Speaker 1: special coming out in a few months. Rob Brodeur says,
Speaker 1: nice fucking model. Honk honk from Beetlejuice. I don't, I
Speaker 1: don't know if I recognize that line from Beetle Juice.
Speaker 1: They had that model city up in the attic. Maybe
Speaker 1: that's it. I don't. Yeah, cock, it's on YouTube. Let's
Speaker 1: see what's that. This is the scene. It's the part
Speaker 1: where be Will just gets shrunk down at the end
Speaker 1: of the movie. I fucking model and then he grabs
Speaker 1: his his his junk and he and he goes honk
Speaker 1: hock yeah. And so at the end when he gets
Speaker 1: like shrunk down and trapped in the model, I remember that.
Speaker 1: You know. One of my favorite lines for that movie
Speaker 1: is when he's in the waiting room and uh. He
Speaker 1: looks at the guy next to him with the uh
Speaker 1: sitting into the guy with the shrunken heads, and he goes,
Speaker 1: let me ask you something, how you get him down?
Speaker 1: So small? Down small? And he switches tickets with the guy.
Speaker 1: All right, just a couple of more of these because
Speaker 1: we are a rambling man. Uh our buddy, Gayle Kuntz says,
Speaker 1: not sure if this counts is an F bomb? Probably not. Well,
Speaker 1: that's not true. It's a total f bomb from Silence
Speaker 1: of the Lambs. You know what's coming. Noel, would you
Speaker 1: fuck me? I'd fuck me hard? Fuck me so hard.
Speaker 1: He doesn't say that. He doesn't say hard, does he
Speaker 1: not know? He just says, I'd fuck me? I think
Speaker 1: you're right. Did Cons elaborate on? I think he may
Speaker 1: have improvised that line a little bit. No Cons is
Speaker 1: a lady. She may have improvised that line. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: think that's sort of what makes he goes well. And
Speaker 1: then and then he has he has the tuck obviously
Speaker 1: going on, and he's got the kimono and he's kind
Speaker 1: of doing the goodbye horses wiggle dance. I lots a
Speaker 1: great scene and that's a great song, and that artist
Speaker 1: never really did anything else. But they don't need to
Speaker 1: such a good song. All right, We're gonna finish up
Speaker 1: with one more from the great movie The Thing, and
Speaker 1: Scott russ Fold said this one and got a lot
Speaker 1: of good votes for it. I know you gentlemen have
Speaker 1: been through a lot, but when you find the time,
Speaker 1: I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter tied
Speaker 1: to this fucking couch. Nice. Great, all right, We're gonna
Speaker 1: keep this going everyone, because there are so many great
Speaker 1: f bombs. Up with fuck, up with fuck. Thanks for
Speaker 1: tuning in. Wonder what Ramsey can come up with for
Speaker 1: a sound cue for that. Hey, alright, No, we are
Speaker 1: going to finish with Comic Card only two segments this
Speaker 1: week because we had a good long catch up period.
Speaker 1: H and read a couple of your questions. Uh this
Speaker 1: from Emily Martin. Hey, Chuck, did you cry when Rommy
Speaker 1: Malick won Best Actor for playing Freddie Mercury? Because I did.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, Emily, I did not cry because
Speaker 1: I did not see that lie. We didn't watch the
Speaker 1: Golden Globes. I did see the speech online afterwards, and uh,
Speaker 1: it was was moved, but not moved to tears because
Speaker 1: it was like on my phone. That was a real upset.
Speaker 1: That was a real upset. Yeah, sure, because a lot
Speaker 1: of the film snobs did not care for that picture.
Speaker 1: And I know you enjoyed it very much. I haven't
Speaker 1: seen it yet, and I'm sure it's a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: Well performance was you cannot fault the guy. Oh I
Speaker 1: I cannot only imagine, you know, and that one, Uh,
Speaker 1: I think it one best dramatic picture, right one. I
Speaker 1: knew it one a lot now that I know about
Speaker 1: Adam Ruins everything, maybe it's the best got damn party.
Speaker 1: It's interesting though, that movie was so so plagued with
Speaker 1: problems because it lost its original star, it lost its
Speaker 1: original director. They apparently had a lot of problems with
Speaker 1: the Queen camp controlling the narrative and not letting them
Speaker 1: put certain things in, and that was a big beef
Speaker 1: with the movie. People were like they glossed over some stuff.
Speaker 1: I know, you don't. You didn't see it that way,
Speaker 1: but it's interesting that it kind of did. But I
Speaker 1: just still loved it. Yeah, no, no, it's it seemed
Speaker 1: like a lot of fun. That's the thing about those
Speaker 1: kind of movies. Though it's never gonna be perfect. It's
Speaker 1: never gonna be exactly accurate or exactly right. So it's
Speaker 1: all about kind of like making it a fun depiction
Speaker 1: or like uh, you know and Queen the music of Queen. Anyway,
Speaker 1: it's all about big theatrical fun. Why wouldn't that be
Speaker 1: what the movie would be, like, absolutely, I'm all for it. Uh,
Speaker 1: we'll do Jenny Man with the names everyone, Uh, Thomas Sebby, Tomassaby, Jenny. Well,
Speaker 1: then I what's the biggest twist you never saw coming
Speaker 1: and loved? Well without overthinking this? Uh, the sixth Sense.
Speaker 1: I mean, I go and put it out there. I
Speaker 1: saw that in the theater when it came out and
Speaker 1: did not see that twist coming. And sure there have
Speaker 1: been plenty of movie twists before the sixth Cents, but
Speaker 1: that one was so epic um that it really like
Speaker 1: I was, I was pretty impressed with it. I haven't
Speaker 1: seen the movie since then, actually, and I don't think
Speaker 1: I ever saw the Sixth Sense again, but that twist
Speaker 1: really really got me. Yeah, that was that was back
Speaker 1: when twists were a new thing. Never been a twist
Speaker 1: before in a movie. No, No, I just said that
Speaker 1: there had been plenty of twists, but that was the
Speaker 1: first one that made him. No. But those those were
Speaker 1: like the days of like after that, every movie had
Speaker 1: to have a fucking twist. Yeah, and that then shy
Speaker 1: Milan out twist to himself, you know, Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: go back to Psycho the twist with Mom is a
Speaker 1: good twist. Moms in the Basement. Yeah, but that movie
Speaker 1: had a double twist because Janet Lee, who was a
Speaker 1: big star, got murdered like as hell, and then it
Speaker 1: was like a totally different movie. Then it kind of
Speaker 1: changed gears. So that was like the first twist, and
Speaker 1: then there was the second twist, which was that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that it was Mom. You should check out Rebecca. It's
Speaker 1: the movie that It's one that I have not seen.
Speaker 1: We released a couple of weeks ago on this show
Speaker 1: with Karen Freed, cool costume assistant costume designer on Stranger Things,
Speaker 1: picked Rebecca and I've never seen it. Have you seen Rope?
Speaker 1: Never seen Rope? Rope is the one where it's like,
Speaker 1: I know, Rope a one shot, but they fake it
Speaker 1: kind of like Birdman's kind of like one room though, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's one room, but they there are cuts, but they
Speaker 1: hide the cuts with like doors opening and it's very clever.
Speaker 1: It's very like there's like a chest that opens and
Speaker 1: it'll fill the frame and then they close it and
Speaker 1: then that's actually a cut. Very clever early tricks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and plugging our our colleagues over it behind the bastards.
Speaker 1: I believe they released a Hitchcock episode because he is
Speaker 1: a legendary asshole. Yeah, yeah, no good. Uh. Susan Partington says,
Speaker 1: if they made a movie crushed movie, who would play you? Guys?
Speaker 1: Who would we cast as ourselves? Um? I mean I
Speaker 1: always get the Kevin Smith thing, which yeah, I just hate.
Speaker 1: I hate it too. I've been getting it since high school.
Speaker 1: Do you've gotten Kevin Smith? I guess so I just
Speaker 1: get Kevin Smith. Yeah, I used to get Jack Black.
Speaker 1: I'll take that because I used to get that one too,
Speaker 1: And I also used to get Zach Galifanac. Yeah. Well
Speaker 1: we don't look we're not twins, but we look more
Speaker 1: alike than a lot of people in this You look
Speaker 1: more like me than anyone else in this office. Same
Speaker 1: same chuck, you know, and I'm happy with that. How
Speaker 1: about how about this? I'll play you and you can
Speaker 1: plain me. Done? All right? Perfect, all right, let's finish
Speaker 1: up with one more here. Um. William Angus is asking
Speaker 1: about the show itself. He said, do you ever coach
Speaker 1: I guess on what movie they should pick? A really
Speaker 1: strongly suggests something, Uh not really, William, I generally don't
Speaker 1: coach them aside from like, I just kind of want
Speaker 1: to make sure it's a movie someone really really loves
Speaker 1: and they're not just picking a movie they think they
Speaker 1: want to go out in public with as like their
Speaker 1: favorite movie, like even if your favorite like whatever, if
Speaker 1: it's Back to the Future or die Hard, yeah, or
Speaker 1: like who was this had Titanic? It was Nate to
Speaker 1: Mato was like a guilty pleasure acknowledged kind of that
Speaker 1: little bit was but he like just owned it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think that's that's an important thing. Yeah, that's the
Speaker 1: only coaching I do UM because sometimes guests will send
Speaker 1: me a list and be like, hey, I'll be happy
Speaker 1: to talk about any of these. And sometimes I will
Speaker 1: look at that list and say, well, why don't we
Speaker 1: go with this one, because maybe it's a genre we
Speaker 1: haven't done, or maybe it's just sometime I think the
Speaker 1: movie crushers would enjoy hearing about UM as opposed to
Speaker 1: maybe something more obscure. I've noticed our more obscure episodes
Speaker 1: UM about obscure movies don't go over quite as well.
Speaker 1: But I mean we stand by him. We don't Mishima
Speaker 1: life before chapters. We've done Tokyo Story but it's also
Speaker 1: like it's cool. It's a cool discovery tool with some people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe he would never have thought to check out that
Speaker 1: movie until they heard somebody they were interested in, do
Speaker 1: you know, talk about why they're so passionate about it?
Speaker 1: I agreed. All right, everyone, that's it for this week. One,
Speaker 1: thanks for indulging us on our catch up time and
Speaker 1: uh and I think that's it for this week. We'll
Speaker 1: see and we'll see you next time.