WEBVTT - You’re the Problem with Yamaneika Saunders 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:01.800 Okay, guys, here are my dates for the High and 0:00:01.880 --> 0:00:05.800 Mighty Tour. In August you can find me in Red Bank, 0:00:05.920 --> 0:00:09.920 New Jersey, Montclair, New Jersey, and Calgary that's Canada. And 0:00:10.000 --> 0:00:13.039 September I will be in Santa Barbara, San Diego, New 0:00:13.119 --> 0:00:22.440 York City, Philly and New Haven, Connecticut. October is Atlanta, Baltimore, Saginaw, Michigan, Pittsburgh, Toronto, Boise, 0:00:22.560 --> 0:00:25.959 Idaho and Spokan. And then in November I'll be in 0:00:26.000 --> 0:00:29.280 San Francisco. I'm coming to Salt Lake City, Austin, Houston, 0:00:29.400 --> 0:00:32.760 Dallas Babies, I'll be there. And then in December I 0:00:32.760 --> 0:00:36.239 am closing out my tour in Denver and Vancouver. So 0:00:36.440 --> 0:00:39.320 get your tickets at Chelseahandler dot com for the High 0:00:39.400 --> 0:00:44.080 and Mighty Tour. Hi Catherine, Hi Chelsea. 0:00:44.120 --> 0:00:45.720 Who are you traveling with right now? 0:00:46.000 --> 0:00:47.640 I am now by myself. 0:00:47.840 --> 0:00:48.600 Oh okay. 0:00:48.720 --> 0:00:52.120 I am in Spanish school. I am going to Spanish 0:00:52.120 --> 0:00:55.440 school from nine to two pm every day in a 0:00:55.520 --> 0:00:59.720 Spanish city somewhere near you, somewhere near Spain. 0:01:06.760 --> 0:01:08.720 You're gonna be fluid when you come back. It's gonna 0:01:08.720 --> 0:01:09.560 be great. 0:01:10.120 --> 0:01:12.839 Hopefully we'll see what happens we'll see how many days 0:01:12.840 --> 0:01:14.039 of school I actually get to. 0:01:14.200 --> 0:01:18.560 But I'm on day three, so school from nine to two. 0:01:18.880 --> 0:01:22.800 And then there's cultural activity activity da DAEs that I 0:01:22.840 --> 0:01:25.080 am opting out of because I need a nightlife. 0:01:25.640 --> 0:01:27.920 But I in school from nine to two is all 0:01:27.959 --> 0:01:28.640 I need? Really? 0:01:29.080 --> 0:01:31.160 Yeah, I mean I think your your nightlife is going 0:01:31.200 --> 0:01:32.759 to be your cultural activity Dades. 0:01:32.920 --> 0:01:37.880 Yes, exactly, that's me experiencing culture is going out excellent. Well, 0:01:37.920 --> 0:01:39.800 our guest today is a very special guest because she's 0:01:39.840 --> 0:01:43.800 launching her very own podcast under the Dear Chelsea podcast network, 0:01:44.319 --> 0:01:46.600 and this is going to give you a slice of 0:01:46.720 --> 0:01:48.880 what you can listen to when you tune into her 0:01:48.960 --> 0:01:52.520 podcast every week. Her new podcast is called You're the 0:01:52.600 --> 0:01:57.720 Problem with Yaminika Saunders, and after listening to this, you'll 0:01:57.720 --> 0:02:01.680 also understand that she is the problem and she's my 0:02:01.800 --> 0:02:07.160 problem and everyone's problem. So that title alone invites you 0:02:07.400 --> 0:02:08.560 to laugh. 0:02:09.000 --> 0:02:11.400 And she gave great advice. Actually on this episode, I 0:02:11.480 --> 0:02:13.320 was I was very impressed with her. 0:02:13.400 --> 0:02:14.440 She is good at advice. 0:02:14.560 --> 0:02:17.960 She's terrible at taking it, but she's good at giving it. 0:02:18.080 --> 0:02:19.440 How necessary is this air? 0:02:19.800 --> 0:02:23.400 Excuse me? Excuse me? How sweaty don't even let me. 0:02:23.440 --> 0:02:25.200 First of all, I want to talk to you, okay 0:02:25.880 --> 0:02:28.480 before we're shooting this podcast. This is dear Chelsea, this 0:02:28.520 --> 0:02:31.120 is Y'allminika Saunders. If you're not familiar with her, you 0:02:31.160 --> 0:02:33.440 will be by the end of this episode. 0:02:34.120 --> 0:02:36.040 We've had clips go viral with you. 0:02:36.240 --> 0:02:39.520 Okay, anyway, why don't you how necessary is this air? 0:02:40.800 --> 0:02:44.120 How necessary? Is all the bullshit that you get up to? 0:02:44.480 --> 0:02:47.480 You are disruptive. She's been staying at my house for 0:02:47.720 --> 0:02:51.120 a week. Here we go for Thelix Joe Comedy Festival. 0:02:51.919 --> 0:02:55.000 She every she has nothing, she brought nothing with her. 0:02:55.080 --> 0:02:57.880 We've been on the road. Every day is brand new 0:02:57.880 --> 0:03:00.919 for her. Every day you go into her bedroom, she's 0:03:00.960 --> 0:03:05.560 in the bunk room. Megan was also staying here. Megan Gaily, by. 0:03:05.400 --> 0:03:08.000 The way, because she goes through this nonsense. 0:03:07.560 --> 0:03:10.280 Okay, every day in the bunk room where she's staying. 0:03:10.720 --> 0:03:14.240 She it looks like a fucking pop up CVS. She 0:03:14.480 --> 0:03:17.040 has to go to CBS. She goes to CVS three 0:03:17.040 --> 0:03:17.560 times a day. 0:03:17.600 --> 0:03:18.120 I'm addicted. 0:03:18.200 --> 0:03:21.079 She buys all the new It's like she's starting over. 0:03:21.160 --> 0:03:24.400 Each day. She doesn't have any of her supplies. She 0:03:24.480 --> 0:03:27.200 has to get her hair stuff, her face stuff, her sneaker. 0:03:27.280 --> 0:03:30.240 She buys clothes at CVS. Then she went to Marshalls. 0:03:30.480 --> 0:03:32.880 Then she goes to Marshalls twice a week. Yeah, I 0:03:32.919 --> 0:03:36.200 introduced her with the Marshals trend. I introduced her. I 0:03:36.240 --> 0:03:39.080 introduced her to Airwan. So I said, here's where the 0:03:39.080 --> 0:03:41.120 white people go shopping in Santa Monica. 0:03:41.200 --> 0:03:41.680 Come Buck. 0:03:42.000 --> 0:03:43.360 And I was like, if you have you ever had 0:03:43.400 --> 0:03:47.800 a thirteen dollars smoothie? And this bitch goes every morning 0:03:47.800 --> 0:03:50.160 now to Airwan, spends eighty dollars at Airwan. 0:03:50.280 --> 0:03:53.119 I can't help that. Yeah, No, I got this from 0:03:53.120 --> 0:03:55.480 this who's nicky. That's me. 0:03:55.760 --> 0:03:58.960 I don't because he got to learn how to spell yaminika. 0:03:58.960 --> 0:04:00.280 They didn't even teach me how to spell my name 0:04:00.360 --> 0:04:01.960 until I was in the third grade. Well, the problem 0:04:02.040 --> 0:04:04.000 I'm supposed to lest some brand new lady that just 0:04:04.080 --> 0:04:07.080 met me learn the problem with spelling your name. We're 0:04:07.080 --> 0:04:09.800 about to launch a podcast. This is an announcement, you 0:04:09.840 --> 0:04:13.280 guys to our audience. Dear Chelsea Network is now a network. 0:04:13.320 --> 0:04:15.040 And yes, I hold my breast when I say that. 0:04:15.800 --> 0:04:19.400 I guess my first podcast that I'm producing beyond my 0:04:19.480 --> 0:04:20.320 own is. 0:04:21.080 --> 0:04:24.400 You're the problem with Yaminika. But you're the fucking problem, 0:04:24.400 --> 0:04:27.719 not the problem. You're the problem. Listen. I am a 0:04:27.760 --> 0:04:29.360 part of the collective of the problem. 0:04:29.400 --> 0:04:31.280 So when I say you're the problem, I'm also saying 0:04:31.279 --> 0:04:33.839 that to myself a lot. I'm glad you're saying that 0:04:34.320 --> 0:04:35.920 we need to talk about and we have to do 0:04:36.000 --> 0:04:38.640 the fact that you've bought three rotisserie chickens in three 0:04:38.720 --> 0:04:44.120 days and haven't even finished them, that they were delicious 0:04:44.160 --> 0:04:45.600 every day she never finished. 0:04:47.480 --> 0:04:50.120 This was twenty two dollars one juice. It's the Hanley. 0:04:50.160 --> 0:04:50.800 What are you doing? 0:04:50.960 --> 0:04:51.360 I don't know. 0:04:52.839 --> 0:04:54.880 We should get a discout from Haley. I'll DM her. 0:04:55.000 --> 0:04:57.680 No, don't listen. Is this her? Haley? Let me tell 0:04:57.680 --> 0:04:58.400 you something, baby, I. 0:04:58.440 --> 0:05:00.320 Have to smoke a joint for this episode because I 0:05:00.320 --> 0:05:02.320 can't deal with her. Can I tell she drives me 0:05:02.400 --> 0:05:03.560 to drink and smoke. 0:05:03.720 --> 0:05:06.000 Yeah, well you're drinking and smoke it anyway. So what 0:05:06.000 --> 0:05:08.279 were you doing all the damn years before you met me? 0:05:08.320 --> 0:05:10.680 I was drinking and smoking for a different Now you're 0:05:10.760 --> 0:05:12.159 the reason I'm drinking and smoking. 0:05:12.360 --> 0:05:12.640 Haley. 0:05:12.760 --> 0:05:16.400 This smoothie here, it's the thing I drink every morning 0:05:16.400 --> 0:05:17.920 and keep my bowls regular. 0:05:18.080 --> 0:05:21.960 I suck this down and it is muddy tunnel. Do 0:05:22.000 --> 0:05:24.360 you hear me? That's why they's so damn thin. 0:05:24.880 --> 0:05:27.520 When you spend twenty two dollars for a smoothie, you 0:05:27.560 --> 0:05:29.479 don't have money to eat for the rest of the day. 0:05:30.320 --> 0:05:31.680 That's it. That's right. 0:05:32.040 --> 0:05:33.760 Basically, Rachel Ray back in the day. 0:05:33.600 --> 0:05:35.760 She goes, she buys a rotissery chicken every day, and 0:05:35.800 --> 0:05:37.320 then she goes, oh, I got you all chicken. No 0:05:37.360 --> 0:05:39.160 one wants it. No one wants the chicken you bought 0:05:39.400 --> 0:05:41.640 chicken noodle suit the other day. It's still in the fridge, 0:05:41.640 --> 0:05:44.480 a huge pint of it. There's you haven't touched it. 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:46.479 You don't eat any of the stuff that you buy, 0:05:47.120 --> 0:05:48.920 so what are you doing with it? 0:05:48.960 --> 0:05:51.560 Is this like that we might have a problem. 0:05:52.200 --> 0:05:56.200 I get excited about purchases and things looking like, oh, 0:05:56.240 --> 0:05:58.480 this is gonna look cute in the refrigerator. So yeah, 0:05:58.800 --> 0:06:02.560 a sixteen dollars soup makes no sense, but it looks 0:06:02.600 --> 0:06:04.560 cute and refrigerator. And that's what she's not gonna tell you. 0:06:04.800 --> 0:06:07.360 It looks good in refrigerator. But also have her tell 0:06:07.400 --> 0:06:09.880 you this. The reason why I haven't eaten it yet 0:06:09.960 --> 0:06:12.680 is because this bitch also has one in there, So 0:06:12.680 --> 0:06:13.760 why would I open mine up. 0:06:13.720 --> 0:06:15.040 If you don't have yours open yet? 0:06:15.080 --> 0:06:15.800 What my chicken? 0:06:15.920 --> 0:06:17.040 You have a chicken noodle soup? 0:06:18.160 --> 0:06:20.720 Chicken nood you do I have? I never even ordered that. 0:06:20.800 --> 0:06:23.840 I never get Do you want to go to probably yours? 0:06:23.880 --> 0:06:24.480 You dumbass? 0:06:24.600 --> 0:06:24.720 Not? 0:06:24.800 --> 0:06:27.240 You probably got it and you forgot that you bought it. 0:06:27.279 --> 0:06:33.159 Like everything else, every she waits you, I would you, though, 0:06:33.279 --> 0:06:33.919 I would you? 0:06:34.160 --> 0:06:34.480 I mean. 0:06:36.680 --> 0:06:38.159 Chicken noodle soup twice okay. 0:06:38.240 --> 0:06:40.039 The other day she goes, oh, we can break down 0:06:40.080 --> 0:06:42.640 the bones from the rotisserie chicken. I can make a 0:06:42.760 --> 0:06:47.080 nice Yeah, I can make anybody, But when is that 0:06:47.120 --> 0:06:50.400 gonna happen? Y No one's making any fucking soup with 0:06:50.440 --> 0:06:53.279 some bones. We're not doing that at any point during 0:06:53.320 --> 0:06:56.080 your stay here. So that the fantasy that you're living 0:06:56.080 --> 0:06:58.560 in about us making bone broth or whatever the fuck 0:06:58.600 --> 0:07:01.159 you're talking about is so stupid. 0:07:00.920 --> 0:07:03.200 Because you want to do it with me. 0:07:03.360 --> 0:07:06.480 The way I see you operate is on another level. 0:07:06.600 --> 0:07:08.960 Like I thought I knew her having her in my 0:07:09.040 --> 0:07:10.920 house in my space, thank you for breaking in my 0:07:10.960 --> 0:07:12.080 house helpfully, Like. 0:07:12.080 --> 0:07:13.680 I mean, I know, I've had an amazing time here 0:07:13.880 --> 0:07:17.040 it's been really nice having it's the most fun room. 0:07:17.280 --> 0:07:19.200 Megan and I had such an amazing time. 0:07:19.520 --> 0:07:21.880 There's four bunk beds. When I first heard that, I 0:07:21.960 --> 0:07:24.040 was like, this is some stupid ship. 0:07:24.400 --> 0:07:26.960 And then I was like a women's presses. 0:07:27.240 --> 0:07:29.960 No, it's like everybody has their own little compartment. 0:07:30.360 --> 0:07:30.800 Yeah. 0:07:31.320 --> 0:07:34.920 Like it was so great, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like 0:07:35.080 --> 0:07:36.080 comedy really good. 0:07:36.200 --> 0:07:38.280 I love it. Yeah, and thank you for letting me 0:07:38.320 --> 0:07:38.880 come in. Listen. 0:07:39.520 --> 0:07:42.360 Get you on the right concealer though your facial concealer. Okay, 0:07:42.480 --> 0:07:44.200 let me just solve the problem with you buying new 0:07:44.280 --> 0:07:47.119 concealer everywhere you go. You're not getting the right color 0:07:47.160 --> 0:07:47.720 for your skals. 0:07:47.760 --> 0:07:49.800 Okay, so I lost my makeup bag in a couple 0:07:49.800 --> 0:07:50.400 of places. 0:07:50.600 --> 0:07:51.800 Here's the thing about Chelsea. 0:07:52.120 --> 0:07:54.920 She doesn't understand why I don't have my shit together, 0:07:54.960 --> 0:07:57.720 but then she got six thousand people keeping her shit together. 0:07:58.200 --> 0:08:02.840 I'm by the way, man Ban, by the way, you 0:08:03.120 --> 0:08:05.640 have infected all of the people that work with me 0:08:06.120 --> 0:08:09.080 and for me, because they're all working for fucking you two. Now, 0:08:09.400 --> 0:08:11.280 try to get your shit together. You don't know when 0:08:11.320 --> 0:08:13.360 we're going on tour. You're like, oh, you're going to 0:08:13.400 --> 0:08:15.720 Medesto I'm gonna rent a car. Why would you rent 0:08:15.760 --> 0:08:16.800 a car when we have a car? 0:08:18.640 --> 0:08:20.680 No, no, no, ladies and gentlemen, believe it or not, 0:08:21.080 --> 0:08:24.440 you're the problem with Yaminika is something that I wanted 0:08:24.440 --> 0:08:24.680 to do. 0:08:24.800 --> 0:08:26.000 Chelsea also wanted to do. 0:08:26.240 --> 0:08:28.920 No matter how she sits here and talks crazy about me, 0:08:29.200 --> 0:08:31.120 the woman loves me down to the core, and she 0:08:31.120 --> 0:08:32.880 wouldn't let me be on her fucking network if she 0:08:32.920 --> 0:08:34.679 really thought I was this dumb and irresponsible. 0:08:35.480 --> 0:08:35.880 You're dumb. 0:08:35.920 --> 0:08:39.160 I've never said idiot. Dumb, stupid is like what you know, 0:08:39.480 --> 0:08:41.760 what do we play taboo? But what I'm saying to 0:08:41.800 --> 0:08:44.960 you is we'd like it's such like what we have 0:08:45.120 --> 0:08:49.120 going on here is such a fantastic moment and time. 0:08:49.200 --> 0:08:51.560 I'm so excited to be on the network. I just 0:08:51.600 --> 0:08:55.079 think it is just so I'm just I can't wait. 0:08:55.240 --> 0:08:56.080 And I think you. 0:08:56.400 --> 0:08:59.240 Talk about on your show. I mean, listener. First of all, 0:08:59.280 --> 0:09:01.960 we have a great something something almost. 0:09:01.679 --> 0:09:04.320 Like a sisterhood, because we like to each other. 0:09:05.000 --> 0:09:09.599 You're annoying, but you're annoying, okay, but well, anyway, we 0:09:09.760 --> 0:09:11.600 have a good time together most of the time. 0:09:12.440 --> 0:09:15.000 And I do think that you last night we were 0:09:15.000 --> 0:09:15.679 at this party. 0:09:16.160 --> 0:09:21.760 We was slow grinding awful, and people were walking past 0:09:21.880 --> 0:09:25.840 like like people are intrigued by our love but also 0:09:26.040 --> 0:09:29.319 like skeptical, but then they're also like also into it. 0:09:29.679 --> 0:09:32.160 I've had so many male comics text me and be like, 0:09:32.520 --> 0:09:34.880 can you put more videos up of you and Chelsea 0:09:35.000 --> 0:09:35.880 wrestling each other? 0:09:36.679 --> 0:09:38.040 Do you know when we get together? 0:09:38.160 --> 0:09:40.240 I was walking around the party and I like was 0:09:40.320 --> 0:09:42.640 so stoned that I forgot where you guys were, and 0:09:42.720 --> 0:09:44.880 I kept trying to find that outside area where we 0:09:45.000 --> 0:09:47.000 found at the beginning of the night. We were like, 0:09:47.280 --> 0:09:48.959 we found a place where you could smoke and sit 0:09:49.040 --> 0:09:51.839 outside and dance, and somehow I just got lost and 0:09:51.880 --> 0:09:54.480 I kept circling the same group of people and it 0:09:54.640 --> 0:09:57.000 was so annoying, and I was like, how do I 0:09:57.200 --> 0:09:57.880 find them? 0:09:58.280 --> 0:10:00.839 And then what happened, Like the Black Angel, didn't I 0:10:00.880 --> 0:10:02.400 come up behind you and go where you've been? 0:10:02.480 --> 0:10:02.760 Baby? 0:10:03.800 --> 0:10:09.400 And then yeah, that was you got bitch, that was 0:10:09.520 --> 0:10:11.520 me you would and we took that picture and ride 0:10:11.559 --> 0:10:12.360 her away. 0:10:12.480 --> 0:10:15.199 Yeah, absolutely, I knew you were somewhere in need of 0:10:15.280 --> 0:10:17.240 mind say that's really. 0:10:17.280 --> 0:10:20.760 You know, I mean, somebody that incredible album Chelsea. 0:10:20.600 --> 0:10:22.800 I get on Chelsea's nerves. I understand for what she's 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:24.120 a Pisces, I'm a Scorpio. 0:10:24.200 --> 0:10:24.960 Where she she. 0:10:25.040 --> 0:10:27.959 Says this about forty seven types every days. 0:10:28.040 --> 0:10:30.960 If anything, it's just a lot because as a scorpio 0:10:31.040 --> 0:10:32.760 the way we don't want to be bothered with people. 0:10:32.880 --> 0:10:36.600 But as a Scorpio, you you default your scorpionism all 0:10:36.679 --> 0:10:40.880 day long, every because whatever she does, that's fucked up. 0:10:40.880 --> 0:10:42.240 I'll be like, that's fucked up. She's like, I'm a 0:10:42.240 --> 0:10:44.880 Scorpio and she just defaults to that, and I don't, like, 0:10:46.080 --> 0:10:49.560 you can't do that. Let me, you're working around going 0:10:49.600 --> 0:10:50.760 I'm a Pisces, deal with it. 0:10:51.000 --> 0:10:53.720 She literally did a joke in the rows, I'm a Pisces, 0:10:54.280 --> 0:10:57.720 Pete Davis is a Scorpio and Jeff has cancer. 0:10:59.880 --> 0:11:02.040 I was so good. 0:11:04.400 --> 0:11:06.319 So yeah, I mean we all defer to it. 0:11:06.559 --> 0:11:08.880 But what I the reason why I reference it is 0:11:08.960 --> 0:11:12.960 because for me, I think people are shocked to see 0:11:13.960 --> 0:11:15.080 my relationship with her. 0:11:15.160 --> 0:11:16.439 I have these relationships. 0:11:16.480 --> 0:11:19.000 There's people in my life that I'm really really close 0:11:19.040 --> 0:11:20.840 to and I have these relations too, and they don't 0:11:20.840 --> 0:11:23.120 get to see it on a larger scale. But for me, 0:11:23.360 --> 0:11:26.079 I'm always guarded, you know, just as a person. And 0:11:26.200 --> 0:11:29.360 I know that I'm so sensitive that once I get 0:11:29.400 --> 0:11:32.920 into a friendship with somebody, I start sharing my feelings, 0:11:33.080 --> 0:11:35.719 my everything, and so I'm very vulnerable with that. But 0:11:36.240 --> 0:11:39.199 she is, you know, she really lets me in and 0:11:39.280 --> 0:11:41.839 I just love pinching her. I love pinching her little tush. 0:11:42.400 --> 0:11:45.720 I love pinching her cheeks. I love pinching her arms, 0:11:46.080 --> 0:11:48.120 just like all my friends. It's not Chelsea them doing 0:11:48.160 --> 0:11:50.920 it's That's what my friendship is like. It's very loving, 0:11:51.040 --> 0:11:54.720 it's very touchy, and it's very like extra. 0:11:55.720 --> 0:11:59.000 It's a burden for me. It's a big burden. 0:11:59.360 --> 0:12:01.920 It's not loves it. Don't listen to her? 0:12:06.280 --> 0:12:09.559 Okay, So how do you keep winding up in Chelsea's bed? 0:12:09.679 --> 0:12:11.520 That's that's what I want to know, because apparently it's 0:12:11.520 --> 0:12:12.120 having a bunch of. 0:12:12.120 --> 0:12:14.520 Times Yamka, what's your version of that story? 0:12:14.600 --> 0:12:18.120 I love completely naked and I have seen her completely naked, 0:12:18.200 --> 0:12:22.520 So what the so have happened? But what I'm saying 0:12:22.640 --> 0:12:25.959 is no, what's the bed of who cares? She looks, 0:12:26.160 --> 0:12:28.600 she's thin, She's not even taking up all this bed. 0:12:28.760 --> 0:12:31.199 She doesn't need it, So why wouldn't I be in there? 0:12:32.040 --> 0:12:33.160 I got my own space. 0:12:33.240 --> 0:12:35.440 We're like two miles away from each other, and these 0:12:35.520 --> 0:12:38.720 humung is ass beds that she's always in. This bitch 0:12:38.840 --> 0:12:40.439 loves a whole last time. 0:12:40.360 --> 0:12:43.439 We were in a bead like maybe I told this story. 0:12:43.480 --> 0:12:45.000 I don't know. I think I said it to you 0:12:45.080 --> 0:12:48.160 once we were recording that I we had her, they 0:12:48.200 --> 0:12:50.160 had her come up. I don't know why she's in 0:12:50.240 --> 0:12:52.200 my room in the first place. Is a mystery, Okay, 0:12:52.400 --> 0:12:54.480 I mean she I did it once and then she's 0:12:54.559 --> 0:12:56.760 like every weekend she's like, so maybe on Thursday, I'll 0:12:56.800 --> 0:12:58.719 spend the night with you, like, and I'll get a 0:12:58.760 --> 0:13:00.600 place the other two nights. But you never know she's 0:13:00.640 --> 0:13:02.199 gonna get a place or she's not gonna get a 0:13:02.200 --> 0:13:03.000 place in the right city. 0:13:03.320 --> 0:13:04.560 We don't know what I do get a place. 0:13:04.600 --> 0:13:06.280 They get an attitude about it because I like these 0:13:06.320 --> 0:13:09.959 my Marriott points, my bonvoy Marriott points. I'm also gonna 0:13:09.960 --> 0:13:12.720 get a discount on bookings dot Com. I'm gonna roll 0:13:12.840 --> 0:13:13.320 that over. 0:13:13.760 --> 0:13:16.760 I mean, it's expensive, but you're not getting when you're 0:13:16.800 --> 0:13:19.560 making the reservation in the wrong city for the wrong Yeah. 0:13:19.800 --> 0:13:21.600 I did book the wrong hotel for the wrong day, 0:13:21.640 --> 0:13:24.040 for the wrong year. I mean, I don't know I'm 0:13:24.120 --> 0:13:25.840 doing what I but I had a place to stay, 0:13:25.920 --> 0:13:27.400 did not Yeah in my bed? 0:13:27.600 --> 0:13:27.800 Yeah? 0:13:27.840 --> 0:13:29.160 Well okay, okay. 0:13:29.720 --> 0:13:35.400 How many times she has all her makeup everywhere? She 0:13:35.400 --> 0:13:37.360 doesn't even remember her makeup, so it looks like I 0:13:37.480 --> 0:13:38.520 did black face and went to s. 0:13:38.840 --> 0:13:40.640 I can't help it that you keep your makeup on 0:13:40.760 --> 0:13:42.680 and it's the same color as the damn sheets. 0:13:42.720 --> 0:13:52.880 Bitch, chocolate cheese. She do, Like sometimes I wonder if 0:13:52.880 --> 0:13:54.400 people come in and look at the sheets after you 0:13:54.520 --> 0:13:59.319 leave it, but like, what the fuck my entire face 0:13:59.400 --> 0:14:00.840 is on it? But I listen. 0:14:00.920 --> 0:14:03.000 It's those things too, because like I've been on the 0:14:03.120 --> 0:14:06.560 road with so many people and it's like, Chelsea's so fun. 0:14:06.640 --> 0:14:09.040 One of the favorite, my favorite things about her is 0:14:09.160 --> 0:14:11.720 like when I first started doing the road with her, 0:14:12.320 --> 0:14:15.160 I would stay in my place, you know, my green room, 0:14:15.200 --> 0:14:16.959 which I thought was great because sometimes you don't even 0:14:16.960 --> 0:14:19.040 get a green room as an opener. And I would 0:14:19.080 --> 0:14:20.600 be in my green room and she'd be with hers. 0:14:20.680 --> 0:14:22.560 And then one time she came in and she was like, 0:14:22.640 --> 0:14:25.440 how come you're like not it, you didn't come in here, Like, 0:14:25.480 --> 0:14:26.560 how come you don't come in with me? And I 0:14:26.640 --> 0:14:27.920 was like, I'm trying to give your space and she 0:14:28.040 --> 0:14:29.760 was like I don't want that. She was like, come 0:14:29.840 --> 0:14:32.080 in there. And then we went in there and were 0:14:32.240 --> 0:14:34.800 you know, Molly was there. We had an amazing time 0:14:35.320 --> 0:14:37.680 and it was just fun like ever since then. It 0:14:37.840 --> 0:14:40.960 was like such a connection and I was thinking to myself, like, well, 0:14:41.040 --> 0:14:43.320 I can't go wait to get back and kick it 0:14:43.360 --> 0:14:44.560 with her, because sometimes you go on. 0:14:44.560 --> 0:14:46.560 The road, it's the truth. Sometimes you get depressed. 0:14:46.560 --> 0:14:47.680 You're like, man, I don't want to be around this 0:14:47.720 --> 0:14:49.760 person or treat me like shit. They gonna make me 0:14:49.840 --> 0:14:52.160 feel whatever. She brings me on as her special guests. 0:14:52.480 --> 0:14:56.000 She's so welcoming and loving. Her audiences are so receptive 0:14:56.080 --> 0:14:59.160 and even though she comes out greets everybody, that's the 0:14:59.240 --> 0:15:01.840 kind of spirit have. So it's like it just makes 0:15:01.920 --> 0:15:04.760 everything seeing you feel seen, you feel loved. 0:15:05.080 --> 0:15:06.840 And that's what she did for me, so like I'll 0:15:06.920 --> 0:15:08.280 never forget that. 0:15:08.800 --> 0:15:13.360 You know, yeah that is real sweet. But be able 0:15:13.400 --> 0:15:15.560 to yell at you for at least six more hours. 0:15:15.720 --> 0:15:17.520 You'll find what time is your flight tonight? 0:15:17.880 --> 0:15:18.160 Nine? 0:15:27.280 --> 0:15:29.040 She'll be like, will you drive me to the airport? 0:15:29.160 --> 0:15:32.240 Don't you think? She'll suggest She'll suggest things that are 0:15:32.360 --> 0:15:35.320 like great for her that no consideration of how it 0:15:35.360 --> 0:15:36.160 would make me feel. 0:15:36.240 --> 0:15:37.640 Also, no one wants to drive anyone. 0:15:39.760 --> 0:15:42.360 I hate having people drive. Like poor Carlos, he has 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:44.840 to deal with mine. I have a phobia of driving. 0:15:44.880 --> 0:15:46.160 This has been for a long time. One of my 0:15:46.200 --> 0:15:47.520 sisters was killed in a car accident. 0:15:47.920 --> 0:15:50.920 So ever since then, it was always like, you know, 0:15:51.120 --> 0:15:53.320 I'm constantly aware of like, oh, we're doing this. I 0:15:53.320 --> 0:15:54.920 don't want to die. I don't want my father to 0:15:55.040 --> 0:15:56.600 have to go through this trauma again. My family have 0:15:56.680 --> 0:15:59.320 to go through this trauma again. But Chelsea drove me 0:15:59.440 --> 0:15:59.920 the other day. 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:00.760 He drove me around. 0:16:00.960 --> 0:16:03.360 She's a really great driver, and I felt good. You know, 0:16:03.560 --> 0:16:07.400 she is like surprisingly, she was really great. I was like, wow, 0:16:08.600 --> 0:16:10.840 I didn't trust her at all, but I did. 0:16:11.240 --> 0:16:13.600 Ask you about me. You should go. She's an excellent driver. 0:16:14.680 --> 0:16:20.600 Though I told you that I was yeah, she didn't 0:16:20.640 --> 0:16:22.080 hear anything from me. I had no complain. 0:16:22.080 --> 0:16:24.520 I was like thank you. No one and everyone in 0:16:24.600 --> 0:16:26.800 my family I would disagree with you, but I appreciate 0:16:26.840 --> 0:16:28.080 you recognizing. 0:16:28.440 --> 0:16:30.800 Maybe they think it's scary, but I'm like, she's on 0:16:31.000 --> 0:16:31.480 top of it. 0:16:31.680 --> 0:16:34.800 Part of driving that people don't have it's people are 0:16:34.840 --> 0:16:36.840 doing a thousand things that are not paying attention and 0:16:36.880 --> 0:16:38.000 they're not aware. 0:16:37.640 --> 0:16:38.440 Of the surroundings. 0:16:38.560 --> 0:16:41.600 That's what makes it dangerous. But Chelsea is very aware 0:16:41.600 --> 0:16:43.960 of what's going on. She's a Pisces. Pisces are like that, 0:16:44.480 --> 0:16:47.200 detail orientated and they also don't fuck around. 0:16:47.360 --> 0:16:48.000 So that's why. 0:16:48.520 --> 0:16:51.080 You know, my other friend Andy, who I'm obsessed with, 0:16:51.240 --> 0:16:53.600 he's a Pisces. I've had Pisces in my life. I 0:16:53.760 --> 0:16:57.240 just love Pisces. They get along with Scorpio well, and 0:16:57.920 --> 0:16:59.840 it just feels goods too. 0:17:00.480 --> 0:17:00.960 There you go. 0:17:02.680 --> 0:17:03.120 Any time? 0:17:03.600 --> 0:17:08.520 Yeah, no, there you go. Yeah, well, baby, I was. 0:17:08.560 --> 0:17:12.720 Just thinking about astrology and like how often it comes 0:17:12.800 --> 0:17:13.359 up with it. 0:17:13.680 --> 0:17:16.639 It does come up a lot. Yeah, it started. 0:17:16.760 --> 0:17:18.960 Are you well versed on every sign like this? 0:17:19.400 --> 0:17:22.360 Every time I have sex with a man, I'm. 0:17:22.840 --> 0:17:25.600 I'm the phoner in person because she has fun sex. 0:17:27.960 --> 0:17:28.480 On the road. 0:17:28.960 --> 0:17:31.600 They look at that look right there is First of all, 0:17:31.680 --> 0:17:36.240 she has five personalities. One is Rashonda, the one is Lucy, 0:17:36.359 --> 0:17:38.639