Speaker 1: It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host,
Speaker 1: Bobby Bones, tapping in. Everybody. Hope everybody a good weekend,
Speaker 1: had a good weekend. My like, my vagina bone is
Speaker 1: excuse me, you can know that bone in between the
Speaker 1: pelvis like you have it? No you don't. But but
Speaker 1: you don't have a vagina. But I call him a
Speaker 1: vagina bone. But that's not what it's called. And it's
Speaker 1: sore because I was riding a bike. We went mountain
Speaker 1: biking and so it hurt. It's her for like three days.
Speaker 1: But that's the only way I can explain that bone,
Speaker 1: my vagina bone. So that's the only way. What would
Speaker 1: you call that spot? How about your pelvic? You have
Speaker 1: not pelvic? No, no, what you have down there? It's
Speaker 1: in between? Well then say that region it's in between.
Speaker 1: I think it's the whole and the pelvic is just
Speaker 1: I don't know it's really called. But anyway, I'm sitting
Speaker 1: here and I've been sitting here for a few hours now.
Speaker 1: My vagina bones kill him. Oh my gosh, pelvic gotta
Speaker 1: stop calling it. I'm it's yes, pelvis. The pelvis area
Speaker 1: is this area too? What's the older area? Between the ba.
Speaker 1: It's the lower part of the trunk of the human body,
Speaker 1: between the abdomens and the thighs. It's between the peas
Speaker 1: and carrots and the bah. Correct, somebody give me the
Speaker 1: official name of that. Okay, your your pubic arch. Hold on,
Speaker 1: what's it called, Mike? Okay, here we go. The perennium,
Speaker 1: also the cam flower and human anatomy. The perennium, also
Speaker 1: called the taint. That's the surface region in both males
Speaker 1: and females between the pubic symphis and the coxyx. The
Speaker 1: perennium corresponds to the outlet of the pelvis. God, dang,
Speaker 1: you can never be done perennium. Man. If somebody came
Speaker 1: in and they were like, hey, Doc, what says Oh
Speaker 1: the goot? Isn't that gwenna? Anyway? I'm a gooch shirts Oh, man,
Speaker 1: that's bad. It started all weekend crying because Eddie said tea,
Speaker 1: I knew what he meant, right, And then I read
Speaker 1: this actual article the names for it. It's called the
Speaker 1: perenni perennium. That's how you say that, right, Mike says.
Speaker 1: The perennium, also called the taint, the grundle of the
Speaker 1: gooch Is that urban dictionary? What is that? No? It's Google? Huh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well Mike, did I look at you out Mike's Google searches.
Speaker 1: He searched medical term for gooch. It. I can't believe
Speaker 1: that term ray what do you know it as? What
Speaker 1: Eddie said I said was te oh thing, okay, anyway,
Speaker 1: my vagina bone hurts. Oh. That mountain biking is crazy though,
Speaker 1: because the tires are bigger and thicker. And we went
Speaker 1: up and down some mountains and Caitlin's a great shape.
Speaker 1: I struggled a bit just winding me. But you do
Speaker 1: peloton right, yeah, not the same thing, and if you
Speaker 1: wipe out, you're done. Um. Did that went hiking? Not
Speaker 1: a big hiker, but we did like three or four
Speaker 1: miles like up a mountain, like real hiking the very top. Um,
Speaker 1: we know, we didn't go to the tip top. We
Speaker 1: just kind of walked. You go up and did you
Speaker 1: take some trails and it's not like a road or anything,
Speaker 1: but we had to take sticks with this because there
Speaker 1: were spider webs a whole way nice and so like
Speaker 1: the first people going through in a while, in a while.
Speaker 1: But did that? There are pictures up if you want
Speaker 1: to see them on my Instagram at mister Bobby Bones. Um, okay,
Speaker 1: who did that? This Friday, I saw Been Rector having dinner.
Speaker 1: I've been Rector's been a guest on the show before.
Speaker 1: Here was the clip of his song brand New, And
Speaker 1: I see him at dinner setting like two tables over
Speaker 1: and his wife. The back of his wife's head is
Speaker 1: toward me, and I'm like, I think that's Been and
Speaker 1: Caitlin's like, well, let me see, because she does She's
Speaker 1: not familiar with his music, but she's like, I've heard
Speaker 1: a lot about our friends that like him. So she
Speaker 1: looks him up and she's like comparing the Instagram to him,
Speaker 1: and so she's like, yeah, that's him. And then she
Speaker 1: finds his wife and she goes, yeah, it looks like
Speaker 1: the back of her head. And so I didn't want
Speaker 1: to go up and bother them at dinner, and also,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't want to be a fan while
Speaker 1: the guy's eating and be like, oh, you've done my show. Um.
Speaker 1: But he had to walk by us to go to
Speaker 1: the bathroom, and so as he was walking, I don't
Speaker 1: know if he saw me or not before he got
Speaker 1: to the table, and I was like, hey Ben, and
Speaker 1: he's kind of because I didn't want him to walk
Speaker 1: by and not even see me, and then I was embarrassed,
Speaker 1: so I just kind of yelled, hey Ben, and then
Speaker 1: I said, what up, dude, and get him DAPs. And
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if he even knew who I was
Speaker 1: then I think did. I think he did, but I
Speaker 1: had messaged him earlier immediately when I saw him on Instagram.
Speaker 1: I sent him at DM just damning, and I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: I think I'm sitting three tables over from you. But
Speaker 1: then he went back and saw it, and I think
Speaker 1: he put it all together that it was. I think
Speaker 1: it could have been very awkward, but it's kind of
Speaker 1: cool to see somebody famous at dinner, Yeah, because then
Speaker 1: you just watch him eat. I couldn't tell his wife's back.
Speaker 1: There was wife was there? Was he a neat eater,
Speaker 1: messy eater? Well, he was dressed up. I think they were.
Speaker 1: It's a pretty nice dinner, pretty nice place. But saw
Speaker 1: Ben Rector and you know, if there's food on the table,
Speaker 1: never if they're with their kids or they're eating, never
Speaker 1: bother anyone. If they're walking around and you're a fan,
Speaker 1: tell him you're a fan, ask for a picture. What
Speaker 1: about bathroom? Oh no, I got hit with that in
Speaker 1: the razorback game this and I was at the urinals.
Speaker 1: I didn't even get to European. I didn't get to
Speaker 1: wash my hands. I finish up, zip up, shaky shake,
Speaker 1: and my gooch was sore. So I've been quite careful,
Speaker 1: um and so. But I before I get to the sink,
Speaker 1: the guy was like, hey, man, I get a picture,
Speaker 1: and I was like, hmm my, my. The perfect world
Speaker 1: for me would have been for him to wait outside
Speaker 1: the bathroom after I washed my hands, and then I
Speaker 1: walked out and I'm happy to take a picture. It
Speaker 1: was I was like, yeah, I mean, let me take
Speaker 1: a picture, let me wash my hands. I'll wash my hands.
Speaker 1: But then we took it in the bathroom. Yeah, which
Speaker 1: felt weird in the background. I did it, but I
Speaker 1: think perfect world for me would have been wash wait outside,
Speaker 1: happy to take a picture. One time I was peeing
Speaker 1: and a guy came over the top of he was
Speaker 1: in a stall and he came over. Didn't take a picture,
Speaker 1: but he came over the top and looked down as
Speaker 1: I'm peeing. He's like, oh, you buy bones and I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my how vulnerable. Yeah, it stunk because I think
Speaker 1: I then like it was embarrassed and kind of like
Speaker 1: put it in my pants too quick and pete a
Speaker 1: little bit my pants because I was like, oh, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Yes, but it was good. But
Speaker 1: did go to the racesor of Bay game Saturday night?
Speaker 1: It was amazing. It was really one of the greatest experiences.
Speaker 1: That is the most fun thing I could possibly do
Speaker 1: is go to Fatville and go to Races back football game.
Speaker 1: That to me is a plus, the most fun thing
Speaker 1: I can do period in my life. And for us
Speaker 1: to go and win like that. And the funny part
Speaker 1: is is that I don't do horns down just because
Speaker 1: I have too many friends at coach either at Texas
Speaker 1: or I don't like just rivalries standpoint. I love beating Texas,
Speaker 1: love it, can't get enough of it. But out of respect,
Speaker 1: I don't do horns down because for me, I got
Speaker 1: too many friends that have coached our coaching have gone
Speaker 1: to school there, and so I don't want to be
Speaker 1: in a picture doing hornsdown. However, Caitlin is ohe you,
Speaker 1: she didn't care, She does not give a crap and
Speaker 1: someone was like, people were like, I can't believe you
Speaker 1: would root against the long Horns, you trader, you lived
Speaker 1: in Austin for I'm like, guys, you got your mind
Speaker 1: right now. I'm as pure Arkansas as you can be,
Speaker 1: and I roote against anybody we're playing, and I roote
Speaker 1: especially hard against Texas. We're old school rivals from before
Speaker 1: I was born. So you did do horns down. Okay,
Speaker 1: she did horns down to People are like, I can't
Speaker 1: believe now she's doing it. And I'm like, guys, she's
Speaker 1: been doing this her whole life. Like you think Arkansas
Speaker 1: has beat for Texas beat from Oklahoma. Yeah. So but
Speaker 1: we went and it was it was, it was really great.
Speaker 1: We got we went on the field. I saw Jalen
Speaker 1: who I do the deal with. Yeah, Jaylen Williams, I
Speaker 1: do an n I L deal with him where you
Speaker 1: can pay college players now to do stuff. He's your spokesperson. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And so how tall is Si? I mean he's it
Speaker 1: looked very little, but I mean you know that well's
Speaker 1: not on Bobby. I know it's not I know, but
Speaker 1: like if you don't know how tall he is, you
Speaker 1: just see that picture Bobby and your life. If you
Speaker 1: go over to my Instagram, you'll see Jaylen Williams and
Speaker 1: I are standing beside each other. He may be one
Speaker 1: of the tallest people I've ever met. Yeah, anybody that tall?
Speaker 1: Have I do? I know, have ever met anyone seven foot?
Speaker 1: Like met them and had a conversation with them? Have you, guys?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. You're manyasketball players I've been, but
Speaker 1: but but I'm talking about meeting, like standing next to them,
Speaker 1: shaking hands like I haven't met Shack. I've stood next
Speaker 1: to Shack and yaoming where when I worked for the Spurs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I would check seven one. Well, yeah, they're huge humans.
Speaker 1: Um yeah, So that that game was awesome. It was
Speaker 1: We got home and I just kind of chilled. Yesterday
Speaker 1: Yawming seven six. Elegante was seven seven, the wrestler. He
Speaker 1: just died. He died. I don't know about Jest, but
Speaker 1: he died. Yeah, but um next den I actually Chanel
Speaker 1: Williams was crazy. The whole basketball team was there and
Speaker 1: like you can see them coming because it's just a
Speaker 1: whole lot of tall guys, even the short guys. I
Speaker 1: remember once I was um with Eli Manning and his
Speaker 1: dad Archie. Yes, and just just standing talking to Eli, going,
Speaker 1: you're massive, but on TV it doesn't like massive because
Speaker 1: everybody's massive. And Eli six five. Oh really see, I
Speaker 1: thought he was smaller, but when you're when he's always
Speaker 1: around giants, he looks normal. And I remember just talking.
Speaker 1: He's like going, I cannot believe how big you are
Speaker 1: because you can like kind of like nope, be on TV. Nope, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: sure didn't. Um, and his brother Cooper was there. It
Speaker 1: was kind of those three guys, we're all sitting around.
Speaker 1: It was like a pre Super Bowl thing one time.
Speaker 1: And Cooper's like six four. I think Cooper's son is
Speaker 1: the one who's the number one right quarterback. Yeah. Um,
Speaker 1: and I miss is it all No, he's in high school.
Speaker 1: He's in high school. Yeah, but I was trying to
Speaker 1: figure out where he's gonna go. Um, I would assume,
Speaker 1: I don't know, you think Peyton Manning, Tennessee, but his
Speaker 1: dad at Old Miss. I think it's eight miles an
Speaker 1: hour after arch after Archie Manning, because that was his number.
Speaker 1: I think it's eight miles an hour. Yeah, they thought
Speaker 1: Peyton Manning was gonna Old Miss. You go to Alabama.
Speaker 1: Who knows. I did tell her. I don't know. There
Speaker 1: were recruits on the sideline, and I don't know what
Speaker 1: I can say to them. I'm just hanging out and
Speaker 1: there's kids that Arkansas trying to recruit to kid complay football.
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, man, you're trying to get some
Speaker 1: in i L deals, Like we're in high school Sir,
Speaker 1: well no, but that's how listen. That's other getting him.
Speaker 1: One kid left his senior year down in Texas to
Speaker 1: go to Ohio State and early what high school? Early
Speaker 1: you graduate? Yes, So he gave up a senior years
Speaker 1: because he could get it in i L and get paid.
Speaker 1: So we got like a million dollars and this is
Speaker 1: all brand new this year. And so I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: let's just say I'm doing in IL deals. Did they
Speaker 1: take you seriously or yeah? He was like, you do
Speaker 1: them yourself. I said, yeah, I'm the only person I've
Speaker 1: ever heard of doing it like this. I said, but
Speaker 1: right now it's legal. I just signed Jaylen Williams to one.
Speaker 1: But you told him, but you have to be a razorback.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I said, Well here's what I said.
Speaker 1: This is what happens when you commit you hit me
Speaker 1: up on Instagram otherwise you know, good luck? Can you
Speaker 1: check out his stats first? Yeah, he's the high He's
Speaker 1: all right. I knew who he was. I follow all
Speaker 1: the recruiting boards too. Um, but that was that was
Speaker 1: the weekend. Um, the best day to book flights for
Speaker 1: the holidays is today. By the way, why maybe it's
Speaker 1: eighteen miles an hour that's it'll miss, not eight I
Speaker 1: just I'm see an Archie's number here, but all miss.
Speaker 1: When we would go to games, you'd always see eighteen
Speaker 1: miles an hour. I was like, that's a weird you know,
Speaker 1: praise or whatever. Yeah, like like why twenty fifteen? But
Speaker 1: I think it's because Archie Manning. A new report found
Speaker 1: that today's the best data book holiday flights if you
Speaker 1: want to get the best deal in This week in
Speaker 1: general is a good time to buy tickets. So if
Speaker 1: you are planning to travel for the holidays, this is
Speaker 1: the week. They will not skyrocket until late October. But
Speaker 1: late October it's kind of over as far as if
Speaker 1: you want to save some money and travel. There's a
Speaker 1: new Bobby cast up with Luke Dick, who is hilarious.
Speaker 1: He's written a ton of massive songs. He wrote kill
Speaker 1: a Word for Eric Church with Eric Church. This is
Speaker 1: his demo version. But he was writing songs and then
Speaker 1: he was like, hey, I'm done, and he moved and
Speaker 1: became a philosophy professor in New York. Whoa, And then
Speaker 1: he kind of got back into it again. And now
Speaker 1: he's written you know, Bluebird with Randall Lambert. What else?
Speaker 1: He wrote Velvet Elvis for Casey, just one after the other.
Speaker 1: But check out the Bobby Cast with Luke dick It
Speaker 1: was a really good one. And when we have a
Speaker 1: if in case you missed at Russell Dickerson and his
Speaker 1: wife Kaylee together, that's up there as well. Judge rejected
Speaker 1: a couple's divorce filing where they'd agreed on everything they
Speaker 1: had agreed on. We're getting divorced. Here's how we're splitting
Speaker 1: it up. Here's the kids, the customer arrangement. Everything was
Speaker 1: agreed upon, and the judge said, now you guys need
Speaker 1: to work it out. WHOA, which I've never heard of this.
Speaker 1: Did he see a hope or what? That's what he said.
Speaker 1: Judge in Kentucky denied a couple's requests for divorce even
Speaker 1: though both sides agreed that it was over. The judge
Speaker 1: or what wait you say that's female judge. The judge
Speaker 1: ordered them to counseling and said, I get the vibe
Speaker 1: that you may be able to work this out. It's
Speaker 1: pretty funny, lots annoying. Yeah, this never says guy or girl.
Speaker 1: I guess I just shouldn't assume that the judge was
Speaker 1: a dude. A couple in Kentucky separated last November after
Speaker 1: twelve years of marriage. Here is a clip. I get
Speaker 1: the babe that you all might be able to work
Speaker 1: this out. And I could be wrong, but I've said
Speaker 1: there are a lot of these things. Would it be
Speaker 1: beneficial to either of you all if I order you
Speaker 1: to go to reconciliation counseling? Or are you past that?
Speaker 1: I mean I wouldn't stay were past that. This is
Speaker 1: something really no one would have seen coming. Being told
Speaker 1: to stay with your X when you both agree that
Speaker 1: it's over. It's pretty stunning. Usually people are only ordered
Speaker 1: to go to some form of counseling when they demonstrate
Speaker 1: that they can't get along and that they need extra
Speaker 1: help and co parenting. But here where that everyone's on
Speaker 1: the same page about most of the issues. In the case.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's the ideal, that's what you would want
Speaker 1: out of people. I don't know that she had all
Speaker 1: of the information, and so once she has all the information,
Speaker 1: I think that she will have no issue granting the divorce.
Speaker 1: That's that's wild. Could you just go to another judge? Yeah,
Speaker 1: walk next door. We're gonna try someone else. We're gonna
Speaker 1: go somewhere else. I mean, yeah, that's weird. Raymundo has
Speaker 1: another Big Brother update about the show Big Brother, which
Speaker 1: he's been trying to get on forever. Okay, I hear
Speaker 1: you playing your music. Yes. So they just announced they're
Speaker 1: doing a celebrity Big Brother next year. So now it
Speaker 1: all makes sense. Now I know why they didn't put
Speaker 1: me on this season. They're saving you. I'm thinking because
Speaker 1: it's a national radio show that we're on, I could
Speaker 1: fall under the celebrity category loosely. Some of the people
Speaker 1: they put on in the past, Armor Rose, I mean,
Speaker 1: you really aren't people you've really heard of, political people
Speaker 1: that aren't very famous, Ryan Locktey, Amar Rosa famous from
Speaker 1: Many Things, celebrity apprins, Ryan Locktey, Medal winner Tom Greene.
Speaker 1: Three of those people are more well known than you know,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, no, no, they definitely are. But I think
Speaker 1: that I could maybe, you know, slide into that category.
Speaker 1: So that gives me hope, and that that's probably the
Speaker 1: reason that the casting directors didn't put me on this year.
Speaker 1: So it's twenty twenty two, y'all your thoughts, Bobby. I
Speaker 1: just I think people have a weird perception that they're
Speaker 1: famous on this show. It's not a weird you mean
Speaker 1: Lunchbox and now Ray it's okay, yeah, now okay, but
Speaker 1: not it's it's a it's a very small group of
Speaker 1: Lunchbox thinks he's one of the most famous people in town.
Speaker 1: Raymundo now thinks he's famous. Have to be on Celebrity
Speaker 1: Big Brother. I just think because it's a national radio show,
Speaker 1: it's all going to you, guys, head known to happen. Dude,
Speaker 1: do you do Big Brother on the way up or
Speaker 1: the way down? You do normal Big Brother on the
Speaker 1: way up, you do Celebrity Big Brother on the way down?
Speaker 1: But both and Ray is neither of those, so probably
Speaker 1: not gonna happen. But that's a good point, because dancing
Speaker 1: with the stars, you rather do it on the way
Speaker 1: up or the way down. Nobody does dancing when the
Speaker 1: stars killing it In life, nobody's like I got a
Speaker 1: great career right now, let's go do dancing with the stars.
Speaker 1: It's like, Hey, I got a good career going. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna use this as a step to build some social media.
Speaker 1: Like Jimmy Jimmy's killing he just got nomine for New Artists,
Speaker 1: although he's been in the town for late five years'
Speaker 1: Jimmy Allen. Yeah, yeah, what I say, just Jimmy Yeah, sorry,
Speaker 1: could have been Buffett, No, no, Rogers, no way. Jimmy
Speaker 1: Rodgers is Jimmy Rodgers, Jimmy John Jimmy Rodgers is what
Speaker 1: he's in like a classic rock band? Um? Or Jimmy
Speaker 1: Rodgers a country singer. Okay, how many Jimmy Rogers. That
Speaker 1: seems like a pretty common name. So weird. I don't
Speaker 1: know why that just popped out of my mouth. Okay, Um, anyway,
Speaker 1: when the start I think starts Wednesday, Mike Tonight, Ah,
Speaker 1: got it? Okay, Um, let's see here. Travis Barker has
Speaker 1: been on five flights in the last month. Wow, after
Speaker 1: not flying, he's over it now. I don't know that
Speaker 1: you get over it? Yeah, but I mean five flights
Speaker 1: because he made it was big news when he was like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's flying again for the first time. Now he's like,
Speaker 1: let's let her rip, let's go. It's amazing what a
Speaker 1: hottie will do for you. No, I mean, seriously, that's
Speaker 1: the only reason he flying is because of Courtney Kardashian.
Speaker 1: What if he went to a lot of therapy and
Speaker 1: I'm sure he did both. I'm sure he did both.
Speaker 1: What's both audian therapy? Bones? Yea, having a support to it.
Speaker 1: I don't care if she's hot or nine. Well, that's
Speaker 1: what he's having a support system that you trust enough
Speaker 1: to challenge. Right. That's very different from what this guy
Speaker 1: just said. She flies private a lot. But but his
Speaker 1: plane crash was private too, I know. But I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: like she that's how she rolls, and so he's probably like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I guess if you want me to two thousand and eight,
Speaker 1: he was in a deadly plane crash that killed four people.
Speaker 1: I imagine that part the PTSD that you're saying the
Speaker 1: whole time, Like I said, I hit a momp. I
Speaker 1: look at him only eat mh. This guy's gotta get
Speaker 1: what who you're gonna eat. Yeah, I'm like, well, we're
Speaker 1: going down, but like, no, no, we're just we're literally
Speaker 1: over Tulsa right now. Now we're going down. I'm have
Speaker 1: to eat. Somebody can already tell. I don't like watching
Speaker 1: those plane crash shows either, where they're like, Okay, the
Speaker 1: plane crashed and we knew what to do and some
Speaker 1: people have you ever watched those? Yeah, how I survived it.
Speaker 1: I don't like I don't like to hate to fly.
Speaker 1: And it's not that I don't like fly. I hate
Speaker 1: to fly and I fly all the time, and every
Speaker 1: time I get I get scared when we hit turbulence,
Speaker 1: and then I hear people go, it's just like a
Speaker 1: pothole in the air. If I had a pothole on
Speaker 1: the ground, I don't go plummeting to my death. If
Speaker 1: I had a pot hole in the air, I don't
Speaker 1: know what's gonna happen. Amy's husman once was explained it
Speaker 1: to him. He's like, listen, it's the heat rising from
Speaker 1: the ground. It's creating Okay, I said, But he can
Speaker 1: if can turbulence be so bad it could crash your plane?
Speaker 1: You go, but it could be yeah, I mean, because
Speaker 1: it could be can be so bad. Essay, what's all
Speaker 1: I need to here? I'm about to die then. But
Speaker 1: good for Travis Barker, that's pretty cool that he's able
Speaker 1: to confront It's great. Oh, I don't know if I could.
Speaker 1: Barrett Baber, who's been on our show back in the day.
Speaker 1: I knew him from Arkansas. He opened played with Eddie
Speaker 1: and I. Um, but he's artist songwriter in town. He
Speaker 1: was in a plane crash that kill people in Arkansas.
Speaker 1: I don't know, a big passenger planner, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: trying land a little wile airport kill people. I think
Speaker 1: he came on the show and talked about it. Maybe
Speaker 1: I just remember he was because he was going to Obu,
Speaker 1: which is right across the street from where I went
Speaker 1: to Square to colleges, right across the street, and he
Speaker 1: was in the choir. Crazy story. And I don't know
Speaker 1: that I would ever have it in me to be
Speaker 1: able to get back on get back on a plane
Speaker 1: after that. Raymond, who has a really important shoe question
Speaker 1: for Bobby. What's that? What is your shoe question? RAYMONDO? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I heard that when you buy these shoes nowadays,
Speaker 1: because some of them there's sneaker stock markets. So they're
Speaker 1: there's a thing it's called rock get one to rock it,
Speaker 1: and get one to stock it. And so I'm like,
Speaker 1: is this you're a shoe guy? Do you buy two
Speaker 1: of the exact same shoe and you wear one and
Speaker 1: save the other? I do not. I do not, I
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't even buy them any shoes. Once
Speaker 1: pandemic hit, I couldn't wear them out, so it kind
Speaker 1: of lost interest a little bit. Um. I did get
Speaker 1: a new pair you can see on my Instagram now,
Speaker 1: I get a new pair of red boots, but that
Speaker 1: was like real boots. No, they're I mean they're they're
Speaker 1: very very rad like like a clown like Ronald McDonald red. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that shape, but yes, interesting they like Patten. Um, I
Speaker 1: don't know General Patton, no patent leather, Patten Office. They're
Speaker 1: on my Instagram story. I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the difference of pattent leather and
Speaker 1: non pattent leather. Is there something I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's really really shiny. I don't know. I couldn't tell
Speaker 1: from the video, but looked very shiny. Twenty one year
Speaker 1: old woman drew up a seventeen page relationship contract for
Speaker 1: her boyfriend just two weeks after they met on tender.
Speaker 1: That's a flag put stuff and riding like a romantic
Speaker 1: gesture once every two weeks, no silent treatment in him
Speaker 1: paying for date nights, and he agreed to it. Well
Speaker 1: they belong together, then good times. Well that would be tough.
Speaker 1: Huh yeah, two weeks in like like that would be
Speaker 1: if I mean any weeks in a big contract like
Speaker 1: that sounds pretty But the fact that he agreed to
Speaker 1: it means that they're one and the same, So let
Speaker 1: them have a good life together. Or he's just like, Okay,
Speaker 1: she's hot, No way, So is that what y'all do?
Speaker 1: The hot and crazy scale, Well, that's everybody that's both.
Speaker 1: It's both sides are doing that. But it's have to
Speaker 1: be hot for girls. And again this is just a generalization,
Speaker 1: absolutely generalization. Not everybody's the same. But for a guy
Speaker 1: in the early stages, the hotter she is, the crazier
Speaker 1: she can be. Now eventually it all goes away. We're
Speaker 1: just talking about early stage. Then what do you mean
Speaker 1: it all goes away? Crazy goes away? No, No, it'll lust.
Speaker 1: The hot over the last over. Yeah, the crazy will
Speaker 1: start to overtake it and you'll break out. But just
Speaker 1: but the hotter they are, the longer you stay, the
Speaker 1: crazier they can be. I didn't make this up. I
Speaker 1: knew you didn't. And I think, what do you think
Speaker 1: the girl version is? I mean, since we're giving a generalization,
Speaker 1: I would assume you mean that a guy can be
Speaker 1: a little crazier, have certain things that are wrong with him.
Speaker 1: But if he's successful and funny, does that mean successful money?
Speaker 1: If he's funny and has some money, then then he
Speaker 1: can then he gets away with more like like being
Speaker 1: really old if he's lacking stuff. There you go, hmm.
Speaker 1: I don't know that it's exact same as the crazy.
Speaker 1: It is basically the same now because there's so many
Speaker 1: other different things that we look for that allow you
Speaker 1: to get away with other things. Tell me more. I
Speaker 1: don't know I'm having I don't know. I'm thinking, like
Speaker 1: I guess, okay, So yeah, Like to Eddie's point, a
Speaker 1: guy can be really old and like not you wouldn't
Speaker 1: date that really old dude unless he was providing something
Speaker 1: correct money. It didn't have to be money. Well, I'm
Speaker 1: saying but money. Money could be famous without money. It
Speaker 1: happens a lot that doesn't last. I don't last. You're
Speaker 1: famous and don't make money, don't last one word cameo.
Speaker 1: You make money then so we'll say it. Then what
Speaker 1: guys like, we'll take crazier the hotter. Yeah, girls will
Speaker 1: take do she the richer or old? And yeah? Just
Speaker 1: broad generalization then very broad. Couldn't be broader bad um.
Speaker 1: The reason we play music and TV louder when we're
Speaker 1: alone is I love doing that. I don't know you
Speaker 1: do like turning. Oh my gosh. If I have the
Speaker 1: house to myself, the music is up loud. Why just
Speaker 1: because I can? Because when the people are people, my
Speaker 1: family's at home, I can't listen to that, Like it's
Speaker 1: just it's chaos. If you're home alone, you're more prone
Speaker 1: to play music or the TV louder is because it
Speaker 1: reduces loneliness. Oh do you ever get time at home
Speaker 1: with nobody there? I mean rarely. My wife usually goes
Speaker 1: and picks up the kids at like three o'clock, So
Speaker 1: I do have about forty five minutes to myself. What
Speaker 1: do you do play video games? You do it forty
Speaker 1: five minutes? I have one one basketball game in forty
Speaker 1: five minutes. You're still playing basketball. You're not moving over
Speaker 1: to Madden. No, no no, no, no, it's still doing basketball.
Speaker 1: Is twenty twenty two out yet? Yes, But I'm not
Speaker 1: getting it. I'm not getting it because I mean, I
Speaker 1: just feel like I feel like they do that to
Speaker 1: us every year, you know, like, oh the new ones out,
Speaker 1: that what they do. I feel that's what the understandges
Speaker 1: on the game. But people are still playing the old one.
Speaker 1: So as long as they're still there, I want to
Speaker 1: play with them. Pets that are shocked by the crazy
Speaker 1: demands from the owner, such as be there ninety percent
Speaker 1: of the time and then pay for any emergencies out
Speaker 1: of her own pocket. No, that would not pet sit
Speaker 1: for them. No, we have someone that watches our dog
Speaker 1: if we're gone, Like we've always got somebody at the
Speaker 1: house if we're not there, somebody's always always there. Because
Speaker 1: we have two dogs now and Eller does not do well.
Speaker 1: She's not gonna be able to go to a Good
Speaker 1: Luck's overnight stay because she doesn't. She guards her toys
Speaker 1: and will attack. Um. She's getting better, but we're trying
Speaker 1: to break her out of that. So we have someone
Speaker 1: stay there, and but we don't even tell them to say.
Speaker 1: They say they stay overnight, but they don't stay there
Speaker 1: all day in the daytime because Stanley can roam the house.
Speaker 1: They have dog doors and go outside. And if your
Speaker 1: dog has an emergency, they don't want to pay for it.
Speaker 1: One he has a dog has an emergency, that's on us,
Speaker 1: and I feel bad. That's all. Sorry about that your dog.
Speaker 1: I still haven't seen that ghost dog though, the white one.
Speaker 1: I was telling about one of our friends about it
Speaker 1: this weekend and they looked at me and thought I
Speaker 1: was the dumbest personal. Yeah, it does sound like you're crazy.
Speaker 1: A little bit of telling you. That dog was as
Speaker 1: white as as white as a ghost and its eyes
Speaker 1: were red. Was it floating? No, Okay it was not.
Speaker 1: But there's no way it got in my yard and
Speaker 1: then got out because five seconds later I was on
Speaker 1: the yard looking for it. We have cameras and one
Speaker 1: camera caught it on camera, went back over it. There
Speaker 1: was no dog on camera, right, so it could be
Speaker 1: in your head. No, because the dogs were going berserk
Speaker 1: when they saw it was right out of the window.
Speaker 1: I looked at my security cameras. There's no dog on
Speaker 1: the security cameras. You're telling me I'm crazy. Could it
Speaker 1: have been a reflection on the window and it was
Speaker 1: behind me? Oh yeah, yeah maybe, or just like a
Speaker 1: stopped animal somewhere in your house. I don't think so. Okay,
Speaker 1: I was tripping, which, by the way, I was something
Speaker 1: I don't know. I was watching Nine Perfect Strangers last night.
Speaker 1: We watched the new episode. Have you seen this week's Mike,
Speaker 1: I'm not called good? Huh? Only two more though after
Speaker 1: this week? Oh really, we won't spoil it. It's getting good.
Speaker 1: But I say tripping. That's what they do. They trip.
Speaker 1: There's a whole situation there. But I mean, I want
Speaker 1: to go there? What yep, I don't know. It gets
Speaker 1: pretty dark now, well not that part. No, I don't go.
Speaker 1: You're gonna haven't seen the dark part? No, okay, no,
Speaker 1: I want I'm like, do places like this exist? If so,
Speaker 1: I would like to go. Anybody else watch it Nine
Speaker 1: Perfect Stranger. Yeah, I am episode four. I'm on episode four.
Speaker 1: It's ok. I'm I don't know. I'm waiting. I'm waiting.
Speaker 1: I'm waiting for the craziness to happen. Yeah, it's about
Speaker 1: to happen. I can tell it is, but I don't
Speaker 1: know what it is. I gotta order some lunch. Do
Speaker 1: you guys want to be a part of my especial smoothie? No,
Speaker 1: I don't think so. No. I have to order to
Speaker 1: the house to meet me home. Whenever I get there.
Speaker 1: Let me see, I'm gonna order. Let's see. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. That's where I'm at. Turkey Burger, no mayo.
Speaker 1: I hate mayonnaise. Man, that's so good. I love man
Speaker 1: kind of cheese. You getting on that. I don't like cheese.
Speaker 1: I get a turkey burger no mayo, and I don't
Speaker 1: have any lettuce or tomato put on there either. And
Speaker 1: then I get to edamame guacamole, which is really good. Interesting,
Speaker 1: that's how I'm gonna get all right, reorder glacome wole
Speaker 1: is guacom wali. Why are you putting ed a mommy
Speaker 1: in that? No, it's a full ed a mommy. It's mock.
Speaker 1: It's like a mock. Don't call it that. Call it.
Speaker 1: It's called called edamame guacamole. And it is a good
Speaker 1: hold hate it when they do that. All right, Priority delivery,
Speaker 1: which costs one dollar more. But you know what, because
Speaker 1: sometimes it gets a fifteen minutes earlier, really and warmer.
Speaker 1: Huh interesting? How do they do that? I always thought
Speaker 1: it was well, they know dollar forty nine and they
Speaker 1: do it because they have different orders to drop off
Speaker 1: at different houses. Boom, let's do thirty percent tip. That's brag.
Speaker 1: But you just did m Mostly, I just hope they
Speaker 1: can see that and they're nicer with my food. It's
Speaker 1: just tough to order food and not know who's getting
Speaker 1: their hands on it. You know. Yeah, that to me
Speaker 1: the weird. I don't like that. But you gotta do
Speaker 1: what you gotta do, all right. Let me see loading up.
Speaker 1: A drunk driver ended up in a ditch in Virginia
Speaker 1: on Friday and was rescued by another drunk driver. They
Speaker 1: were both caught and charged every single person on their phone.
Speaker 1: Now I set that precedent. That's no, that's my fault. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's my fault. But I look up, I get back
Speaker 1: on and that's on me because no, no, no, I'm
Speaker 1: taking the blame here. As a lead, I was not
Speaker 1: a good leader of me. If I don't order it now,
Speaker 1: I'll never eat. And so as a leader and you're like.
Speaker 1: And then I got back on the show. I look
Speaker 1: up and every single persons on their phone. I literally
Speaker 1: had an idea that I needed to write down that.
Speaker 1: Don't worry, you'll hear from a later. Oh I like that. Yes,
Speaker 1: Caitlin sent me a picture of a dress that's a
Speaker 1: naked body, girl, naked body. It's Megan Fox. Saw that
Speaker 1: you can see like her underwear. But send that to me.
Speaker 1: You can choose a machine Google it. That's them this
Speaker 1: weekend of the VMA. Yeah, go to Instagram. It's every
Speaker 1: which machine Gun Kelly and Connor McGregor almost got into
Speaker 1: a fight. Are they gonna fight? Fight? Killing? Why at
Speaker 1: gonna fight? I think Connor wanted a picture with machine
Speaker 1: Gun Kelly and Megan Fox and then they said no,
Speaker 1: and he was offended. That's the version of it that
Speaker 1: I have so far got offended. I love him. I
Speaker 1: love Connor McGregor. I'm entertained by him too. That's what
Speaker 1: I don't think he's a good person. Well, no, I
Speaker 1: don't care. I don't know him. I don't want to
Speaker 1: spend any time with him, but I love seeing him
Speaker 1: just get into the mess. He gets into all the time.
Speaker 1: Maybe I feel the same way. I love Kanye, same thing.
Speaker 1: Probably not a fun dude to hang out with. Probably not,
Speaker 1: Probably not somebody I want to be friends with. But
Speaker 1: I love Kanye like I've listen, don't. I still have listen.
Speaker 1: Don does like twenty seven songs, A lot of songs
Speaker 1: something like that. I still have listened to all of it.
Speaker 1: I've dried and I like Kanye better than Drake. But
Speaker 1: the new drag Backer is really good. I've been listening
Speaker 1: to that too, really good. I like no friends in
Speaker 1: the industry reminds me of myself. Um filling with this.
Speaker 1: There's a PSA for parents out there. There's video on
Speaker 1: YouTube kids that shows a little girl driving a car. Yes,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, that happened to me. It was terrible, guys,
Speaker 1: So YouTube Kids, it's like a it's so safe that
Speaker 1: we thought that you can just give it to our
Speaker 1: two year old and be like, hey, let it rip,
Speaker 1: you can watch whatever. Well, he starts watching this video
Speaker 1: where this is a girl's like learning how to drive
Speaker 1: a car, like oh, key in car woon, gas pedal,
Speaker 1: break pedal, and then smash cut. Two days later, I
Speaker 1: see my two year old in our car. It's off.
Speaker 1: Obviously no key in there, but he's like, oh key
Speaker 1: key putting the key in there, and then and then
Speaker 1: trying to like hit the gas pedal. Like this is crazy.
Speaker 1: Like if we weren't there and gave him five more minutes,
Speaker 1: he'd be off on the road because of a YouTube
Speaker 1: kids video. Because of a YouTube kid kids. Wow, they
Speaker 1: make these videos without even thinking like, oh, no one's
Speaker 1: gonna try this, you know, but our kid learns so
Speaker 1: much from you two kids. Words, uh were I mean, numbers,
Speaker 1: everything that he knows good. I get it. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Your kids see you get in your car
Speaker 1: every day and go ok, I don't do that, and
Speaker 1: you can reach the gas pedal. Yeah, he gets down
Speaker 1: to the bottom. Like Eddie's two year old is an athlete, crazy, unbelievable.
Speaker 1: We know that because is jealous. I saw Eddie, Eddie's
Speaker 1: foster son was at my house and we have like
Speaker 1: this rock thing that it's too high for me to
Speaker 1: jump off off. I'm like, and he's just reckless jumping
Speaker 1: boom crazy. Yeah, he has no boundaries. And he's starting
Speaker 1: to go to school now, like a little pre pre
Speaker 1: PreK or whatever and they're like, oh my gosh, we
Speaker 1: worry about him because he jumps on things in the
Speaker 1: playground or whatever. I'm like, look, don't worry about him.
Speaker 1: He doesn't hurt himself. I don't know how or what,
Speaker 1: but he he knows exactly what he's capable of doing.
Speaker 1: So he gets it to a level. He looks down,
Speaker 1: he's like, I can handle this. Jumps off, but he
Speaker 1: knows he can handle it. He squat two twenty five
Speaker 1: to the gym. He could handle it. He was fine,
Speaker 1: He's all the way to in his forum was good,
Speaker 1: too crazy, it was wild. All right, that's it. We're done.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye.