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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today and

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Speaker 1: the subject is I knew it was too good to

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Speaker 1: be true.

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Speaker 2: Mmmm.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into that, find out what that's all about.

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Speaker 1: And just a few not exactly what you might think, though,

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Speaker 1: we'll find out Right now. The nephew is here with

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Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. Nephew, what you got for us?

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Speaker 3: All right, y'all?

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Speaker 2: Know how when we you know, when you go to

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Speaker 2: church on Sunday, you know you ain't been. You ain't

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Speaker 2: been in a minute, you know, you know, maybe two

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Speaker 2: three weeks and went by. You, you know, you ready

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Speaker 2: to get in there and get your heaven on and

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Speaker 2: get in there.

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Speaker 3: And past I ain't preach?

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Speaker 4: Whoop?

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Speaker 2: Oh man, don't they just crush you right there?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Guests pastor and they got a guest pasted or assistant

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Speaker 2: pastor that's preaching, and you just sitting there like, okay, really, really,

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Speaker 2: you gotta give me some notice on this, you know

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Speaker 2: time yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's always somebody. They

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Speaker 2: always give it to somebody that's trying, you know.

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Speaker 1: Just yeah.

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Speaker 2: So he can't quite get that text together and he

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Speaker 2: ain't really studied long enough, you know. Just yeah, So

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Speaker 2: this right here is I want my money back. I

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Speaker 2: want my money because what I'm not gonna do is

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Speaker 2: coming there, pay all the tide and stuff, and then

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Speaker 2: I don't get the past I'm looking offering. I ain't great.

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Speaker 2: I ain't great, and matter of fact, start passing these

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Speaker 2: plates after past. All right, so we'll know who up

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Speaker 2: there that Sunday, thank you taking the money before. Thank you,

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Speaker 2: But don't do me like that.

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Speaker 3: Don't do that. Don't do that.

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Speaker 1: I'm so shame right now.

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Speaker 2: How many times have you been crushed and pastor wasn't now?

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Speaker 2: Don't answer the question offerings.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I ask for my money back.

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Speaker 2: My time was different when the system passed that. He

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Speaker 2: preached for my book of Ruth, talking about turning to

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Speaker 2: the book of note Ruth. You bet not to do

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Speaker 2: it as the book of roof no more, you know that?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it.

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Speaker 2: So this right here is I want my money back.

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Speaker 2: I want my money back. God dn, let's do it.

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Speaker 3: Hello, I need to speak to sister polic Okay, who

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Speaker 3: is this? That's right here is Gleed? All right, this

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Speaker 3: is Glenn. I need This is brother Glen. Can I

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Speaker 3: speak to Sister Policia, but I have some please?

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Speaker 4: Okay, sir, how did you get my number?

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Speaker 3: I got your number from one of the deacons at

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Speaker 3: the church.

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Speaker 4: Okay what deacon was that?

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Speaker 3: I don't even know the deacon name. Listen when I'm

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Speaker 3: trying to ask you, I'm trying to ask you, can

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Speaker 4: Okay? Well, can you just calm down just a little, please, sir?

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Speaker 3: I'm look. Are you the financial person at the church?

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Speaker 4: What can I do for you?

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to get my money back that I put

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Speaker 3: in church on Sunday. I put one hundred dollars in

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Speaker 3: church on Sunday and I'm trying to get my hundred

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Speaker 3: dollars back.

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Speaker 4: Okay, what did you not give from your heart?

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Speaker 3: I gave from my heart what I thought was gonna happen,

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Speaker 4: Okay, help me help you what you mean? Did what

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Speaker 3: What did it happen? Sir? Okay, Pastor wasn't there. Pastor

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Speaker 3: was not there on Sunday and y'all had this guest

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Speaker 3: But the dog on the offering was before he even

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Speaker 3: got up to preach, so I didn't already gain my offer,

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Speaker 3: here I am giving a hundred dollars. I'm thinking, I

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Speaker 3: y'all put this dude up. He coming from don't nobody

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Speaker 4: Do you not read the bulletin? I mean, how often

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Speaker 4: do you even come to church?

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Speaker 3: I come to church often. I mean, what does got

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Speaker 4: Come a little often and read the bulletin, so you

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Speaker 3: He took a vacation, so everybody knew he wasn't gonna

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Speaker 4: Yes, sir, the regulars, the people that come regular to church,

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Speaker 3: Okay, well, I ain't know that, so I need I

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Speaker 4: Okay. What I need you to do, though, is calm down.

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Speaker 3: I'm come. I'm just trying to say I want to

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Speaker 3: get my one hundred dollars. I'm not giving that, sirmon

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Speaker 3: I got on Sunday. I'm not giving one hundred dollars

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Speaker 4: Well, Sir, I cannot give you one hundred dollars back. Okay.

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Speaker 4: We don't do no refund checks. I can't do that.

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Speaker 4: I have to wait your pastor to get back in

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Speaker 4: because two people have to sign the checks. I can't

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Speaker 3: For you, sir.

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Speaker 4: Matter of fact, I'm not even at work right now.

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Speaker 3: Okay. So am I gonna get my one hundred dollars back?

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Speaker 4: Okay, sir? Why don't you just call the church on

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Speaker 4: tomorrow and then we can go from there.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm not calling. I'm not calling the church tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: I tell you what, you know what, you know what

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna do. I'm gonna come up there tomorrow and

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Speaker 3: you're gonna give me my one hundred dollars. Either it's

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Speaker 3: or sister Felicia Patterson. You're gonna give me my damn money?

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Speaker 6: You say, what did you just cuss me?

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Speaker 3: I just told you that come tomorrow, I'm coming up

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Speaker 3: there to get my damn hundred dollars. Whether it's in

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Speaker 6: He let me call you something, Sir. You ain't getting

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Speaker 6: nothing from us that you call here and cuss me

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Speaker 6: asking for some money. Bab you got matter. You're giving

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Speaker 6: your money from your heart. It doesn't not a whod

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Speaker 6: off that preaching the word of God. You give because

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Speaker 6: you love God. You ever thought to me like that,

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Speaker 6: I'll strip you naked, Jim.

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Speaker 4: Then you know what.

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Speaker 6: You better be glad this ain't twenty years ago, because

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Speaker 6: because you know how, you're gonna cuss it.

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Speaker 4: But I tell you what I will do, young man.

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Speaker 6: I want you to say your name is again what

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Speaker 6: I mean.

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Speaker 3: I'm brother Glenn, Brother Glenn.

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Speaker 6: When I see you, I'm gonna give you. Don't write

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Speaker 6: by the ballowship?

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Speaker 4: Do you hear me?

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Speaker 6: Do you ain't come up with something because that's how

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Speaker 6: you treat God's people. You have been talking to me ignocance.

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Speaker 3: I've picked up the phone.

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Speaker 6: You ain't saying Hi, man a doing man?

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Speaker 3: Can you help me that? No?

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Speaker 6: You just start cussing, hollering at me. You don't talk

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Speaker 6: to people like that. You don't even sund like a Christian.

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Speaker 5: You don't do that.

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Speaker 3: Can you hear me? Right now? You want something?

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Speaker 6: People?

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Speaker 3: You ask?

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Speaker 6: That's what the word that you have?

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Speaker 3: Not?

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Speaker 6: Because you as not?

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Speaker 3: You don't call.

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Speaker 6: You're hollering at me?

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Speaker 3: Do you have it? I can't I hear you call.

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Speaker 6: You're cussing at me.

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Speaker 4: Oh Lord, help me?

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Speaker 3: Can I, sister police? Can I? I mean, I just

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Speaker 3: want to say something else till you your own man?

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Speaker 3: Can I say something?

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Speaker 4: You can't say nothing to me? But do you know

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Speaker 4: what you need to do?

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Speaker 6: Go get you some malice?

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, ma'am. But I but it's one more thing

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Speaker 3: I just wanted to say to you.

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Speaker 6: Ain't no one more thing, ain't no one more.

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Speaker 3: Thing, okay, But I just I just wanted to tell

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Speaker 3: you this, sister police. I want to anybody told you

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Speaker 3: you ain't got none to yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am, But

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Speaker 3: I want to say this though this is nephew Timmy

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Speaker 3: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your girlfriend, sister Doris

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Speaker 3: got me the prank phone. Call you such a police.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, I am going to get dogs.

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Speaker 4: Oh yes, I am Tommy. Yes, I hello Steve.

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Speaker 3: No, no, ma'am no, ma'am. Steve is out of here

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Speaker 3: with me.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna need to have a

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Speaker 5: prive and mama with sister Dolls. Yes, got to be

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Speaker 5: privately call nobody here, but I got to share with her.

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Speaker 4: Yes, it's gonna just be me, her and the lost s.

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Speaker 3: She told me, she said, my girlfriend is blessed highly

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Speaker 3: favor but saved. And she said, I want you to

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Speaker 3: see if you can push her. But sister, I sister

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Speaker 3: police and you you you rolled it out. I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: tell you, but you let me ask you something though.

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Speaker 3: Twenty years ago you you you it'd been a little different.

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Speaker 6: Oh, twenty years ago. Got to pick you up and

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Speaker 6: dropped you back down, looked at you and walked off

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Speaker 6: with you after I got you cussing you out.

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Speaker 4: But that was twenty years ago. O.

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Speaker 6: Thank the Lord for deliver who oh, bro, Lord.

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Speaker 4: My legs, you're taking hula.

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Speaker 3: Lord something sister police, I gotta ask you, what is

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Speaker 3: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in

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Speaker 3: the land.

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Speaker 6: Oh, I must say the speed Harvey Morning Show. What

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Speaker 6: you got me?

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Speaker 5: You got me?

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Speaker 3: You got me?

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Speaker 2: That goes out to all you wonderful pastors out there.

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Speaker 2: We love you. All right. Notice, we just need a

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Speaker 2: little notice when you're taking a Sunday off. Okay, we

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Speaker 2: just need a little bit of notice.

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Speaker 3: Sorry.

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Speaker 2: All right, y'all got all this high text stuff. Now

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Speaker 2: send us a text message let us know I ain't

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Speaker 2: gonna be in tomorrow. Okay, cool, thank you. I shouldn't

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Speaker 2: have to tell them this though, all.

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Speaker 3: Right, no, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Coming up next, Strawberry letter, the subject I knew it

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Speaker 1: was too good to be true. We'll get into that

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Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show.