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Speaker 1: Jubils Dirty Little Secret. Time for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Remember text in four one six one. If you have

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret, you can tell us anything and

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Speaker 1: nobody will know who you are. Because we keep everybody anonymous.

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Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is. That's why

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Speaker 1: everybody gets a fake name when they call in to

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Speaker 1: tell us a dirty little secret. So on the phone

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Speaker 1: right now is little nas X's sparkle jacket. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's beautiful. Hello. Hello, It's a good thing you're not

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Speaker 1: his pants because his pants split open on SNL Share

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Speaker 1: the Night. So very liable, Little nas X's sparkle jacket.

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Speaker 1: What's up? Not much? You want to tell us a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret? I'm assuming I hope so, because this

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Speaker 1: is the dirty little Secret segment. And if you didn't, then, um,

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Speaker 1: you really forge out what else to do? Yes, yes, ideal.

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Speaker 1: So I have I have a co worker, and you

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Speaker 1: know you have a coworker. I do too. So where

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Speaker 1: do you work? There's well, I can't. I'm not going

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Speaker 1: to mention where I work. I want to bring that up. Okay,

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Speaker 1: But I have a co worker and she's you know,

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Speaker 1: a little bit older of a woman, and she's very nosy,

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Speaker 1: you know, always in everybody's business. And on top of

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Speaker 1: being nosy, she's extremely loud. That's bad. That's a bad combinations.

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Speaker 1: She's old though, and loud. She might just be hord

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Speaker 1: of hearing. Nope, not hard of hearing. She's not that

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Speaker 1: old and nosy. Yes, like you said, not a good combination,

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Speaker 1: not at all. I did something to her, um, she did.

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Speaker 1: You're not gonna tell us that there's a body buried

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Speaker 1: somewhere is aware of there's no there's no body anywhere.

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Speaker 1: But she does have this strange skin problem. She's very

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Speaker 1: sensitive skin that, you know, being loud, she's told everyone about.

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Speaker 1: So I did a little something to her lotion. Oh boy, okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: so like lotion that's on her desk, the lotion that

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Speaker 1: sits on her desk that she uses pretty regularly. What

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Speaker 1: did you do to it? Oh my god? Uh, she

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Speaker 1: has eggs amass. So I didn't want to do something

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Speaker 1: too terrible where I'd make it like flare up. But

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Speaker 1: I just replaced it with you know, a basic lotion

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Speaker 1: that would keep her hands moisturized, so medicated lotion that

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Speaker 1: she uses for it, like steroid cream. Yeah, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: And you replaced it with a regular load. See those

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Speaker 1: are the dirty little seekers that are interesting to me,

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Speaker 1: Like someone's messing with someone, but just in a way

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Speaker 1: that they would never guess. Yeah, it's also like you

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Speaker 1: hear it first and you're like, okay, so you're replaced

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Speaker 1: her lotion, but when you think about it's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: that's actually kind of messed up. Yeah. So, I mean,

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Speaker 1: is her Exama getting worse? Does she know? So? The

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Speaker 1: reason I called in is because she made a comment

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Speaker 1: this morning about wondering why she's going through her lotion

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Speaker 1: so quickly, because she's just been pumping it and pumping it,

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Speaker 1: but it's not doing anything besides just moisturizing her hand.

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Speaker 1: How did you did you switch it out about a

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Speaker 1: month ago? Now, I want to say, so she's been

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Speaker 1: using her non medicaid lotion for about a month without

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Speaker 1: knowing it all because she's loud and nosy. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: I had to call you guys this morning because she

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Speaker 1: said something about it, and I was surprised that she did,

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Speaker 1: but I almost fell out of my chair. I guess

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Speaker 1: that's what she gets for being a loud and nosy coworker. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh huh, Hello, she hung up going. Yeah, yes, she's gone.

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Speaker 1: What's hung She said? Oh, ass, because he can't say that,

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Speaker 1: and then hung up. Oh shoot, what happened? How do

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Speaker 1: I know what happened? She's not on the phone anymore.

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Speaker 1: What happened? Are you there? It's not there. It's probably

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Speaker 1: because of her loud and nosey coworker. Oh and maybe

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Speaker 1: hurt her. Probably, I don't know. I think about that.

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Speaker 1: That's awkward. She was telling us about her dirty little

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Speaker 1: secret where she was switching up the lush of her

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Speaker 1: alatt of nosey co worker. I wonder if she walked

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Speaker 1: up behind he or something like. At first I thought

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Speaker 1: that the phone dropped out, and I think she actually

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Speaker 1: hung up. It sounds like she hung up because she

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Speaker 1: like cussed like somebody. It would sound like if somebody

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Speaker 1: walked in on you. Why was she telling it at work? Hey,

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Speaker 1: if you're listening, called back because I want to know

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Speaker 1: what happened to you. Um. I feel like she got

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Speaker 1: caught telling her dirty little secret. Though it's going to

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Speaker 1: be an awkward day the next day for work. What's

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret