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Speaker 1: If you had to wear a warning label, what would

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Speaker 2: It's broken?

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. People are debating it online and

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Speaker 1: one person said theirs would say warning, will overshare and

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I was actually thinking oversharing on my

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Speaker 2: warning label before you even said that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's the question. What would each of

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Speaker 1: ours say on the show if we had one? Of course,

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Speaker 1: we had to ask chat GPT. Oh no, because who

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Speaker 1: knows us better than AI?

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Speaker 2: I hope a lot of people. You, my children, Karen's

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Speaker 2: my best friend.

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Speaker 3: Don't they read all your social media and your background

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Speaker 3: that we.

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Speaker 2: Don't know exactly.

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Speaker 1: So we got the responses from chat GPT. For myself,

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Speaker 1: they think it would say warning may sound serious, but

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Speaker 1: it's actually being sarcastic. Perceed with confusion.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.

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Speaker 3: Tell chat GPT that is the longest warning label ever.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, then you're not gonna like any of these.

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Speaker 2: You could have just said always sarcastic for yours.

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Speaker 1: That is not funny. Oh sorry, you gotta you gotta

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Speaker 1: remember there's humor involved in this. Okay, Next, remember says

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Speaker 1: chat GPT. So for Alexus, they said warning prone to

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Speaker 1: sudden shopping spreees and accidental wisdom truly may be involved. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I feel like it knows you pretty well. For Jose,

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Speaker 1: it thought warning, do not ask questions about food or

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Speaker 1: you'll get a twenty minute breakdown on the history of clams.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, yeah, good.

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Speaker 1: And finally, brook chat GPT thought your warning sign would

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Speaker 1: be warning, great listener, but will immediately forget your name

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Speaker 1: and what you just said.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I remember what you said, just not your name. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Overall, I think those are pretty accurate. So now let's

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Speaker 1: move on. We're gonna get to the shotglling question of

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Speaker 1: the day. Our digital producer whose warning sign would say

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Speaker 1: warning seems nice, but will seduce your mother with his

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Speaker 1: boyish charm?

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Speaker 3: What is that like?

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Speaker 2: That is upsetting to me? That one? There?

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Speaker 3: Good?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that hits too close to I can't change who

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Speaker 2: I am.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well, today is the holiest of all days for our

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Speaker 2: own brook Fox because it's World Chocolate Day.

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Speaker 3: Wow. If this doesn't include you giving me then chocolate,

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Speaker 3: I don't want to hear.

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Speaker 2: The It is the sacred twenty four hour period where

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Speaker 2: it's socially acceptable to eat a brownie for breakfast, a

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Speaker 2: Snickers bar for lunch and a whole German chocolate cake

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Speaker 2: for dinner. And even though the chocolate industry has a

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Speaker 2: terrible effect on the environment and is notoriously awful to

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Speaker 2: the workers who harvest it, we're gonna so much. Oh God,

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Speaker 2: you gotta buy fair trade. Okay, we're gonna celebrate chocolate

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Speaker 2: anyway during a special low go for a cocoa edition

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Speaker 2: of twenty of twenty. So you guys say number one

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Speaker 2: through twenty. In return, I'll give you a chocolate flavored

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Speaker 2: trivia question. Just answer correctly to stay in the game.

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Speaker 2: We'll start with the woman who has voted most vanilla

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Speaker 2: in a one person poll. I took a rite before

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Speaker 2: this segment. That's one person. I'll never tell Alexis I

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Speaker 2: need a number ten? What alexis is the technical term

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Speaker 2: for a chocolate addict. Is it a choca path, a chocoholic,

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Speaker 2: or a choca phile? Now remember I need the technical term,

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Speaker 2: not the casual slang term.

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Speaker 3: File sounds terrible, Yeah, filed anything and it doesn't feel good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I love even a work of file sounds bad. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I woul assume chocoholic.

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Speaker 3: But then he said it's the real term not what

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Speaker 3: slang that people use. Everyone says I'm a chocoholic.

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Speaker 2: But does any medical thing whatever? Say paholic? I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Actually like the path people, psycho and psychopath is an

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Speaker 2: All right, I'm gonna stick with chocoholic. Jake Alexis says

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Speaker 2: became a legit marketing term. Just weird. It comes from alcoholic.

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Speaker 2: Should it just be chocolate lick?

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Speaker 3: No holic?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, chocolate. Everyone listening at home, please change the chocolate lick?

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Speaker 2: Brook chocolate lick thirteen thirteen Brook? What food product has

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Speaker 2: been found in some commercial chocolate bars in tiny legal amounts?

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Speaker 2: The keyword is legal, So in small amounts the FDA

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Speaker 2: does allow. What is it? Animal hair, insect parts, or

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Speaker 2: human fingernails?

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Speaker 3: Well, shoot, no answer is a good answer here. Those

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Speaker 1: Hard seeds or they're chopping the machetes and they're missing

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Speaker 3: Okay, so I'm actually gonna take out fingernails.

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Speaker 2: It's just too much for me. Wild, but I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: go with added protein. Show me insect parts, Frick says,

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Speaker 2: insect parts. Absolutely. The FD allows a small number of

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Speaker 2: insect fragments in chocolate. Yeah yeah, Yeah, we're two for two, Jose,

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Speaker 2: We're over to you. Eleven and thirteen have been chosen.

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Speaker 2: Let's go number two, Jose. During World War Two, are

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Speaker 2: you familiar, the US military gave their soldiers this form

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Speaker 2: bar designed to taste so bad so they wouldn't eat

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Speaker 2: it so fast?

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Speaker 3: Oh you know that kind of makes sense.

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Speaker 2: Follow me here on the last one.

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Speaker 3: Because they want them to conserve their energy and conserve

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Speaker 3: their food, so they want them to get to the calories.

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Speaker 3: They want them to get the sugar to fight, but

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Speaker 3: they don't want them to put it all in at once.

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Speaker 2: So that they have enough for the rest of the day.

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Speaker 3: I could see them rationing, like maybe dark, dark, dark

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Speaker 3: chocolate where it's a little bitter. I can't even think

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Speaker 3: of any other option. This makes too much sense. I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna say bad taste and chocolate bars.

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Speaker 2: They says that bar. Yeah, good answer. The bar designed

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Speaker 2: to taste bad was called the d ration bar. Was

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Speaker 2: basically survival chocolate. That sucks because if you get back.

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Speaker 3: From if someone offers you chocolate, you're like, no, I'm good.

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Speaker 2: We are three for three, Jeffrey. We're talking chocolate. We

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Speaker 2: love chocolate, right, I will be getting shocked. I don't

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Speaker 2: want that to happen. So please pick a number.

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Speaker 1: Number fifteen, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: What percentage of people admit to hiding chocolate from their

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Speaker 2: family or partners? Oh my gosh, my mom does this

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Speaker 2: still to this day? Is it twelve percent, forty two

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Speaker 2: percent or fifty nine percent?

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Speaker 3: Dude, I say, go hide.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm oh my god, I think so. I think

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Speaker 2: everyone hides it from Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I don't think it's really that much of a shameful thing. No,

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Speaker 1: people like brag about hiding their chocolate from their friends

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Speaker 2: I hit it on top of the fridge once, and

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Speaker 2: my husband's like, that's literally my line.

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Speaker 3: Of ninety move my mind that he could see the

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Speaker 3: top of the fridge. It's like you can see the shining.

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Speaker 3: Like what He's like, that's what I look at when

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Speaker 3: I walk into the kitchen. I'm like, how dirty is?

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Speaker 2: It's very dirty? Like, why are you not cleaning it

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Speaker 2: up there? What else is up there.

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Speaker 1: I'm assuming the chocoholics are all proud and they're going

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Speaker 1: to unite and admit that they're doing it. Fifty nine

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Speaker 1: percent as how as you can die, Jeffrey says, fifty

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Speaker 1: nine percent.

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Speaker 2: According to a British study, the majority of people are

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Speaker 2: sneaky snackers. So you guys went four for four. Unfortunately,

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Speaker 2: that means I'm getting shot and I lost. Just for Moms.

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Speaker 1: Jake Jacket shocked and somebody wanted to hear the pure

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Speaker 1: imagination song from Willy Wonka.

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Speaker 2: Here you go, Jake, come with me and you'll be

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Speaker 2: in a world of pure imagination. I tried not to

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Speaker 2: be creepy.

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Speaker 1: Mom's everywhere swooning. Now is your shot collar question of

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Speaker 1: the day? You got your phone tap coming up in

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Speaker 1: just a few minutes.