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Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there.

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Speaker 3: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

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Speaker 2: We want to send you off inside. We want to

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Speaker 3: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 2: We scared or was it fine?

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Speaker 3: Melbourne?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need with Karen and Chris welcome to Do

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Speaker 1: you need a ride? This is Chris.

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Speaker 2: Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgera.

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Speaker 4: We're in my neighborhood, but we're not going to my house.

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Speaker 4: We're going to a guest's house.

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Speaker 3: That's right, because it's not about you today, Chris, It's

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Speaker 3: about our guest.

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Speaker 4: There's been so many episodes where in the past I've

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Speaker 4: made it about me, like it's me day, but yees day,

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Speaker 4: it's someone else day.

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Speaker 3: Although may I just say podcasting every day is me day.

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Speaker 2: That's what podcasting is all about.

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Speaker 4: Yes, It's almost like there's nothing into life aside from podcasting,

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Speaker 4: right right?

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Speaker 1: And then we hear a gun noise? Yeah, just a

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Speaker 1: gun noise, not the shot.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, And that wasn't a joke about violence

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Speaker 3: or no self violence.

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Speaker 4: If that's ever happened to anyone in your family, any

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Speaker 4: violence has touched you in any way.

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Speaker 1: We don't mean to bring that up.

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Speaker 2: Oh bring back a red light touch from violence.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I would like to just tell everybody that

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Speaker 3: I am wearing essentially dentures right now because I'm getting

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Speaker 3: new teeth and so I'm wearing fake veneers and it

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Speaker 3: feels weird.

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Speaker 1: They could be the real thing.

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Speaker 2: But don't you love this neighborhood.

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Speaker 1: I do love this neighborhood.

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Speaker 4: There's so much going on that I gotta be careful

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Speaker 4: because I could leave the house every night and then

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Speaker 2: You're happy?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and then so, which is fine. It sounds good

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Speaker 4: on paper, but then the rest of my life I'm

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Speaker 4: contrasting it with that happy time I once had living

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Speaker 3: Park, that time where you were just walking down the

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Speaker 3: street whistling like Jughead himself.

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Speaker 4: On top of sunshine with my green, pointy weird hat.

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Speaker 2: I'm on top of sunshine in.

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Speaker 3: My hat, a top of the sunshine.

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Speaker 4: Why oh yeah, uh well yeah, we Uh.

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Speaker 1: I took my first pilates class yesterday. Chris something.

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Speaker 2: When did you get divorced?

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Speaker 5: Okay, up top, Yeah that shower, that'll shower.

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Speaker 1: Look at this round muscular bubble butt. Did you take

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Speaker 4: And again, if any if your kids have been taken

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Speaker 4: away from you and we're not light, that's not a

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Speaker 3: We're not flagging anything and we're not pushing any button

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Speaker 2: Was it the kind that had machines?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Yes, aren't those cool when your neck when your spine cracked?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I had, I mean I need.

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Speaker 4: It was like an introductory level thing, so they didn't

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Speaker 1: It was just like starter off. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: We basically did the warm up and cool down and

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Speaker 4: I'd never done plates.

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Speaker 2: But it's pretty good, right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. They know it's good though, because it's fucking expense.

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Speaker 4: I They were like, okay, well you can do the

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I was like, oh, let's go down from there.

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Speaker 4: All the people that were in my little intro thing

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Speaker 4: such a sucker for sales. I don't know how to

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Speaker 3: Well it's good because if you just started doing it,

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Speaker 4: But I gotta be doing something else too. I can't

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Speaker 4: just have one workout day a month. I mean that

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Speaker 1: True, but it's I just don't know how to say no.

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Speaker 4: It's like the time I bought carpet cleaner from some

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Speaker 4: Easily told him these are wood floors, but I still

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Speaker 4: I wish Paul lived here at this camouflage would be

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Speaker 1: Sorry, thank you for your service, sir, Paul. I didn't realize.

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Speaker 2: BW racing up the street.

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Speaker 1: Oh sorry I did.

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Speaker 2: That was that was a tough one.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's how bumpers get ripped off. Good thing, it

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Speaker 1: Thank you, sir.

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Speaker 2: Thank you a very low cark.

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Speaker 1: Did we honk it? Seemed like your horn was so

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Speaker 2: I know it wasn't me, it was it was someone

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Speaker 4: I bet he'll respond to that honk as if it

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Speaker 4: were us. That's the first time I've had a honk assist.

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Speaker 2: It's perfect timing.

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Speaker 4: Thank you passerby who was probably honking because they're mad

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Speaker 3: Thank you the clearly the Lord who's on our side.

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Speaker 3: Even do I sound different on the mic?

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Speaker 2: You know that I have new teeth.

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Speaker 4: I think you sound more sophisticated and more confident.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, And.

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Speaker 4: When you talk right, it's like having a tongue ring.

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Speaker 4: Just to relate it to most people.

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Speaker 3: To most people at litl a Fair, Yes, it already

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Speaker 1: I went to Lilith Fair years ago, and I really

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Speaker 2: Were you on drugs or drink I don't believe.

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Speaker 4: I think it was long enough ago to where I

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Speaker 4: and then silence followed by helicopters.

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Speaker 2: Listen.

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Speaker 3: First of all, this is a helicopter podcast be not

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Speaker 2: We don't owe anybody anything.

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Speaker 4: Well, Hi, Paul, nice to see you.

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Speaker 2: What's going on?

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Speaker 6: Just leisurely afternoon.

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Speaker 2: It's nice to see you.

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Speaker 1: I'll give you my hand.

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Speaker 7: Hi, goodness, see you see I will not a lot

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Speaker 7: of That's okay, A lot of people, uh don't expect

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Speaker 1: You're gonna look at the back of my hair. That's right.

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Speaker 6: Well, sad to see this as a oh she had

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Speaker 6: to go first head rest.

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Speaker 1: I can't see her here. It's oh, yes, yes it is.

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Speaker 1: It is grothy.

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Speaker 6: It's like you're a waiver for a head.

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Speaker 2: Paul, what's going on with you? I like this area,

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: This is my neighborhood. I go park right. You know, it's.

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Speaker 6: Summertime in the neighborhood. It's hanging out, a lot of

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Speaker 1: It's really old timey Hollywood looking hospital.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a rehabilitation facility and it's you know, keeps

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Speaker 6: some exciting characters hanging hanging in the neighborhood as well.

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Speaker 4: Yes, nice, I mean we were just talking about how

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Speaker 4: I should go to rehab because of Ever since my

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Speaker 4: trip at Lilith Fair, I can't even remember being there.

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Speaker 4: What a story, Yeah got it was the ups and

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Speaker 3: Are there any characters, Paul, that you can think of

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Speaker 1: What his Lilith Fair problem? No folk.

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Speaker 2: Or really anyone.

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Speaker 6: Well, there's one time this guy came to my house.

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Speaker 6: I was getting uh someone, We had some people doing

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Speaker 6: was like, oh what and he was like, yeah, we

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Speaker 6: Can you want to come up with us and keep

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Speaker 6: bring her down? He's like yeah, but you know, I

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Speaker 6: I was like, oh yeah, okay, wow, And I had

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Speaker 6: all right, And I turned around to tell them what

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Speaker 1: Oh what then do you casually say? You know what,

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Speaker 1: I never really liked that dog. Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I was like, you know, my dog's here right now,

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Speaker 6: but thanks for your concern. And that's when I realized

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Speaker 6: I was being lured. Yes, I was being lured out

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Speaker 3: Well that's super crazy. Were you being lured to the

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Speaker 6: Well, that's that's sort of the hangout spot out in

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Speaker 6: but it's always ends up. You know, I'm going to

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Speaker 2: You hate stuff like that.

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Speaker 1: I hate stuff.

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Speaker 6: Well, yes, as a rule, I do you know, can

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Speaker 6: you do me a favor while we're in this area?

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Speaker 1: Totally?

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Speaker 6: I need to drop off this DVD at the library. Yes,

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Speaker 6: I use my neighborhood library. I love it all the time.

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Speaker 1: Quit showing off. Well, you know these are these DVDs.

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Speaker 6: They only give it for four days, so you know,

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Speaker 6: people forget how short DVD rentals are.

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Speaker 2: That's right, And you don't want to get charged.

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Speaker 1: No, lord, no, they've already got me over the barrel

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Speaker 1: for three dollars. They asked me for it. Every time

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Speaker 1: I'm in there, I never have cash.

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Speaker 2: Over the barrel, over that library barrel.

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Speaker 6: It's it's a big barrel filled with books, Yes.

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Speaker 2: Filled with Encyclopedia, brown books.

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Speaker 6: They've got a zine rack. It's a hip library.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Local zines.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, some local zines.

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Speaker 6: There's yoga, there's I don't I don't know what else

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Speaker 6: they have, but they have others.

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Speaker 1: There's a comedy of it.

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Speaker 2: Mike, there is this the one that's near the Red Lion.

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Speaker 6: Joel Schumacher's The Phantom of the Opera Back to the People.

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Speaker 6: I never seen it before. I was like, who is

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Speaker 2: Everybody sounds good with auto tune.

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Speaker 2: You can surf the web without getting caught by the FBI.

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Speaker 1: Right, that's a good idea.

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Speaker 4: Go to my more scandalous websites at the coffee shop.

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Speaker 3: Well, Chris said that he'd seen he's been seeing you

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Speaker 1: Sure? It was? Please say Frisky's cat food?

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Speaker 1: No? No, I have Toyota one today. It's boring. Oh wow,

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I see you differently, Thank you, guy, I see you

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Speaker 1: Oh god, that's that is a great side hustle.

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Speaker 3: Right the very first I made my own ice cream sandwiches.

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Speaker 1: Yes, they have a band of scarves.

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Speaker 3: Ooh, a hat from a bank and a hat that

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Speaker 4: At last, I've told you about the hat I had

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, it's better than his fucking kids gave to him.

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Speaker 4: I really think they definitely should have kept all the

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Speaker 3: I mean, clearly those kids didn't have a sense of

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Speaker 4: It's strange to me that I because I'm really into

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Speaker 2: Do you know?

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Speaker 3: I can't listen to Elvis Costello because my college roommate

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Speaker 2: So it'd be like Oliver's arm mean, is him to.

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Speaker 4: The worst experiences me when someone has a good voice,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, when they can't control the performance of the voice

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Speaker 1: Before you do that.

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Speaker 4: You you go to my level when we're singing in

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Speaker 2: Are you talking about me?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: When are we in the studio?

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I've heard some of your studio recordings. I wasn't there,

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't say when we were doing our Duets album.

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Speaker 4: If you haven't listened to Karen's Live at the Bootleg,

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Speaker 4: I've gotten messages where it's like, who did your guys

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Speaker 1: They don't even know it's you?

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Speaker 2: Really, that's me.

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Speaker 3: Oh, But interestingly enough, like half the people that were

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Speaker 2: Are in this car right now.

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Speaker 3: Paul Dinky was the host of the entire evening, that's true,

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Speaker 2: It meant a lot to me, guys.

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Speaker 1: It was a.

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Speaker 1: Was that six years No.

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Speaker 2: Five five, twenty fourteen.

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Speaker 4: I believe that makes that that registers that. That's one

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I have lost context.

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Speaker 4: Yeah that was Oh my god, we're all dying so quickly. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: it all has been aging this whole time. Oh yeah, okay, wow,

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Speaker 6: horrible Those NBA recruits didn't.

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Speaker 6: What they were showing a bunch of new guys that

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Speaker 1: God damn showed me to the bone.

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Speaker 2: That's horrible.

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Speaker 1: It's horrible.

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Speaker 4: Well, I mean, in their defense, Outcast hasn't been pumping

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Speaker 2: I feel like, hey, yaw is forever, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Have you been to a wedding? I think you know Outcasts.

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Speaker 4: I think you do know because I'm on the floor

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Speaker 2: Give me some sugar. I'm your fucking neighbor. The best

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Speaker 6: There's no fucking it is it is, it is, that.

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Speaker 3: Every time I heard that song when it first came out,

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Speaker 1: I am your neighbor. Yeah, so the.

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Speaker 3: Way he says it, OK, some sugar, I am.

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Speaker 6: Oh I'm still now on it plays on kV one

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Speaker 4: Oh that's when you know when Outcast's on the classic

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Speaker 1: Well, they got to move it forward.

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Speaker 6: That's yeah, they have still but it is pretty eft.

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Speaker 2: It's pretty awful.

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Speaker 3: I speaking of time passing and aging and our body's decaying.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: At the dentist this morning, I had one of those

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very shaming, Yeah, pulling.

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Speaker 6: All the bad smells from deep within your mouth.

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Speaker 2: I mean old popcorn shells.

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Speaker 4: I'm not a try I just I worry about what

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Speaker 1: She doesn't deserve right.

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Speaker 2: What your mouth is giving her.

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Speaker 4: no hog in the mouth face.

456
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,280
Speaker 6: You've got great teeth, Chris, you definitely have gree t.

457
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,280
Speaker 1: Yeah. Anyway, I've been around a while.

458
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:35,040
Speaker 2: They are good teeth.

459
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:37,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, little choppers, nice and straight, real straight.

460
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:40,359
Speaker 4: Well I wish they used to be really white. But

461
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,600
Speaker 4: you know, I also used to have twenty twenty vision.

462
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:44,480
Speaker 2: Yeah. Those things change, Yeah, they do.

463
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:48,439
Speaker 1: They crumble away just one morning. They just suddenly shatter

464
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:50,119
Speaker 1: your eyes.

465
00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:53,000
Speaker 4: I used to gray vision, and then one day I'm like, oh,

466
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:56,639
Speaker 4: something happened. I can't read my phone. And I actually

467
00:20:56,720 --> 00:21:00,280
Speaker 4: went to an optimologist and he.

468
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,920
Speaker 1: Said, yeah, just you're at that age.

469
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:06,399
Speaker 4: And I'm like, yeah, but yesterday I could see, today

470
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:09,960
Speaker 4: I can't. So clearly there's cobalt from my hip surging

471
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:12,919
Speaker 4: through my veins. He said, no, that's how it happened

472
00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:17,040
Speaker 4: for me too. One day I just noticed I couldn't see, yes, yeah,

473
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:21,560
Speaker 4: and I'm like, okay, So then I just and he

474
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,640
Speaker 4: interrupted me and said, in the world as a vampire.

475
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:26,240
Speaker 1: Yet he's saying it.

476
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:27,280
Speaker 2: Do you know that?

477
00:21:28,359 --> 00:21:32,400
Speaker 3: I went to the ophthalmologist one time because my prescription

478
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:34,840
Speaker 3: had changed so quickly, and.

479
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:38,040
Speaker 2: I it was.

480
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:42,240
Speaker 3: The optimologist in the mall, and he was very odd

481
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:44,880
Speaker 3: and at one point when he was checking my eyes

482
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:48,080
Speaker 3: to figure out what my new prescription was, he was

483
00:21:48,119 --> 00:21:51,320
Speaker 3: like right here, like his face was one.

484
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,879
Speaker 2: Inch away from my face or less. And I was

485
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:54,880
Speaker 2: just saying, yeah, it's.

486
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:57,600
Speaker 3: Really weird because I was I feel like I was

487
00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:00,000
Speaker 3: like a certain amount of near sighted for a while

488
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:02,960
Speaker 3: and now it's just cratered and now it's crazy bad.

489
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:06,399
Speaker 3: And then just with his face right next to my face,

490
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:12,640
Speaker 3: he went, you cannot fight Mother Earth or Father Time. Oh,

491
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:14,560
Speaker 3: and the lights were out because he was looking like

492
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:17,000
Speaker 3: in the backs of my eyes. But so we were

493
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:19,760
Speaker 3: in a dark room and he was whispering that shit

494
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,080
Speaker 3: right right at me.

495
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:24,480
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Yeah, and they get his number. He sounds

496
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:25,440
Speaker 1: like catch.

497
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:26,439
Speaker 2: I think he was.

498
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:34,200
Speaker 1: So creepy in those moments. That's just a terrible Mother Nature.

499
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:35,119
Speaker 1: That would have been normal.

500
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:37,760
Speaker 3: But so yeah, no one's trying to fight Mother Earth,

501
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:39,200
Speaker 3: for fuck's sake, it's too big.

502
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,080
Speaker 1: Yeah we live here.

503
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:42,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, no one's doing that.

504
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:47,119
Speaker 1: But we are all in a bloody battle with the

505
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:48,560
Speaker 1: Father Time. Yeah.

506
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:52,359
Speaker 4: I just never hear him called that, right, it's the

507
00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:53,280
Speaker 4: Patrecide element.

508
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:57,600
Speaker 2: Nobody wants to face right, we're killing our own father exactly.

509
00:22:58,119 --> 00:23:02,560
Speaker 8: Just leave my parents out of plaase, please please, So, Paul,

510
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:05,280
Speaker 8: one of the things that we've really started doing pretty

511
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:08,600
Speaker 8: habitually on this podcast is going to Starbucks drive throughs

512
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:09,200
Speaker 8: around town.

513
00:23:09,359 --> 00:23:09,760
Speaker 1: I love it.

514
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:12,679
Speaker 4: I love it, even though we know there's Ma and

515
00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:15,639
Speaker 4: Pa coffee shops, but they don't get put that spring

516
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:16,399
Speaker 4: in my step up.

517
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:16,800
Speaker 1: Sorry.

518
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:20,440
Speaker 6: Now, I grew up in a town with I think

519
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:23,920
Speaker 6: the most per capita drive through coffee shops. Really, they're

520
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:27,160
Speaker 6: on like every corner and every grocery store parking lot

521
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,960
Speaker 6: would have a little like a little photo hut that

522
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,960
Speaker 6: you could drive through and get coffee.

523
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:33,359
Speaker 1: And it's the best.

524
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,480
Speaker 6: You shouldn't have to get out of your car and

525
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:36,760
Speaker 6: stand in line for a coffee.

526
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:39,400
Speaker 3: Once you do a drive through coffee place, you never

527
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,439
Speaker 3: want to get out of your car again, right, And

528
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:45,160
Speaker 3: when I say you, I mean me, I don't want

529
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:46,160
Speaker 3: to get out of my car.

530
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:46,720
Speaker 1: Yeah.

531
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:49,199
Speaker 4: I'm becoming a person that doesn't want to be in

532
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:51,240
Speaker 4: my car ever, because now I live in a neighborhood

533
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:53,320
Speaker 4: where I can walk to everything, and I just leave

534
00:23:53,359 --> 00:23:55,280
Speaker 4: it in the garage and then I'm like, oh, I

535
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:57,440
Speaker 4: got to drive today and the batteries just dead.

536
00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:01,480
Speaker 1: Yes, I have lived that, that is. I gotta wake

537
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:02,600
Speaker 1: up the neighbor Oh my god.

538
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:06,280
Speaker 4: Someone I've met another person that used to live in

539
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:10,880
Speaker 4: my area and yeah, just a friend that from Austin.

540
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,520
Speaker 4: And he said, you know, that neighborhood has a lot

541
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:16,439
Speaker 4: of sex offenders in it. And I'm like, why, what,

542
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,639
Speaker 4: why are you telling me this? He said, because there's

543
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:21,720
Speaker 4: not a school around that neighborhood. We should go to

544
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:29,000
Speaker 4: Annie's Law, Amy's Law, whatever, neighborhood Watchdog one of these sites.

545
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,640
Speaker 1: And of course my neighbor was on there.

546
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:32,600
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

547
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:32,920
Speaker 1: Wow.

548
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,199
Speaker 6: Yeah, I gotta look at these things. I have children,

549
00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:38,800
Speaker 6: I mean, yeah, no, I should know do his picture was?

550
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:41,800
Speaker 6: I mean, well, you know that's why we keep the

551
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:44,679
Speaker 6: kids not locked up, but very close to locked up.

552
00:24:45,119 --> 00:24:46,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, as close to locked up as possible.

553
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:49,439
Speaker 1: You leave that bulldog running around the neighborhood. I mean

554
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,240
Speaker 1: it's well, I shouldn't know. She never kids up when

555
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:52,720
Speaker 1: that guy?

556
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:56,320
Speaker 4: Did you specify when that guy you noticed your dog

557
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:58,720
Speaker 4: was in the place, did you then just slam the

558
00:24:58,720 --> 00:24:59,240
Speaker 4: door shut?

559
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:03,080
Speaker 6: You know he was He immediately got apologetic and like

560
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:03,800
Speaker 6: backed off.

561
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:06,600
Speaker 1: Oh, And I was like, mmmm, that's what I thought.

562
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,040
Speaker 1: Oh man, I'm just suspicious of that.

563
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:11,639
Speaker 3: Did he want you out of the house so that

564
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:13,919
Speaker 3: they could go in or did they want you up

565
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:15,200
Speaker 3: somewhere so that he could mug you?

566
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,800
Speaker 1: All right? Yeah, no one of the two.

567
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,000
Speaker 4: I went the minute the dog ran in and sprayed

568
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:22,560
Speaker 4: him right in the face with pepper spray.

569
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:24,120
Speaker 1: I will say that it was.

570
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:26,200
Speaker 6: One of those things that just gives you that cold

571
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:29,360
Speaker 6: feeling in your body of like you so easily get

572
00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:31,360
Speaker 6: walked into these things, right, and.

573
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:35,320
Speaker 2: Especially when the people are nice and like Nacy Nicy.

574
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:36,359
Speaker 1: Right, they're helping.

575
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:37,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

576
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:39,720
Speaker 4: I walked past a woman the other day and she

577
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:42,119
Speaker 4: was kind of doing her hair, and from behind I

578
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:46,040
Speaker 4: couldn't tell that she was very much on crack or something,

579
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:48,880
Speaker 4: but she was like using a reflection in a window

580
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:51,000
Speaker 4: to do her hair. And I just glanced over, and

581
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,920
Speaker 4: then she got behind me and said, did you did

582
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,320
Speaker 4: you mess with my shit? Did you mess with my shit?

583
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:59,320
Speaker 4: And she pushed me and then I turned around and

584
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:02,439
Speaker 4: it was just an irate I'm like, I don't know

585
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:04,320
Speaker 4: what you but she wasn't going to listen to reason,

586
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 4: and she just kept getting in my face.

587
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:09,360
Speaker 1: And then some woman that works in like.

588
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:13,640
Speaker 4: A bridal shop, was like, oh, it's okay, she's she.

589
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:14,640
Speaker 1: Like knew of her.

590
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:16,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, And he just gave her a look and the

591
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:19,080
Speaker 4: lady totally snapped out of it, and Mike smiled and

592
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:19,760
Speaker 4: walked away, and.

593
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:22,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, that was just a fun game to her. Yeah.

594
00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 3: No, no, no, she's just mentally ill and shouldn't be

595
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:29,119
Speaker 3: on the street because that all those people used to

596
00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:32,000
Speaker 3: be in mental hospitals, but because of Ronald Reagan, they

597
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,280
Speaker 3: all live on the street now. I just walked drove

598
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:39,160
Speaker 3: down Sunset and there was just long strips of sidewalk

599
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:42,719
Speaker 3: that are homeless encampments with garbage everywhere.

600
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 2: It looks like post apocalyptic. It looks like a movie.

601
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:49,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they are ninety percent mentally ill.

602
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:53,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, They're just trying to get by. It's horrible.

603
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm always seeing, especially when it's a lady that

604
00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:58,960
Speaker 4: just looks like my mom wandering around.

605
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:01,040
Speaker 1: I can't, can't and let it.

606
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:04,600
Speaker 4: And she's got shoes that were probably nice a couple

607
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:06,160
Speaker 4: of years ago when she had an apartment.

608
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:09,400
Speaker 1: I fucking came in. It's horrible. It drives me nuts,

609
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 1: and I like to cheer people up on this podcast

610
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:20,080
Speaker 1: with just relate to what other fun things are you doing? Well?

611
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:22,159
Speaker 6: It's you know, it's just like these drive through coffee

612
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:25,320
Speaker 6: places homeless encampments are popping up in every city across

613
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:27,960
Speaker 6: It's true. They're all dealing with both things.

614
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:34,719
Speaker 2: It is true. Hi, Yeah, can I get a VENTI

615
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 2: of your iced tea lemonade? Tell anything you want?

616
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:41,200
Speaker 1: I would. I want to have your exact same order.

617
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:44,280
Speaker 3: Okay, and can we get two of those iced tea

618
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:45,119
Speaker 3: lemonades please?

619
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:46,679
Speaker 2: Same? Thank you.

620
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 1: She did a good job.

621
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 2: She's like, for all that noise, yeah, no, she she.

622
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:57,440
Speaker 1: Just was like, I want to make sure there's no mistakes. Yeah. Yeah,

623
00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:58,199
Speaker 1: she was thorough.

624
00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:04,160
Speaker 4: And here's the car hard that we are using Shelley

625
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:06,840
Speaker 4: do in Wonderland on Instagram.

626
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:09,359
Speaker 2: Thank you Shelley for buying our coffees this week.

627
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:10,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, Shell.

628
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:13,640
Speaker 3: What an amazing racket Chris and I have made up, Paul,

629
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:18,520
Speaker 3: we started going to Starbucks drive through. So now at

630
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 3: all of at least my favorite Murder live shows, and

631
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:23,879
Speaker 3: then Chris is starting to get it too. At his

632
00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:26,920
Speaker 3: comedy shows, people will come in the meet and greet

633
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,480
Speaker 3: line and be like, oh and this is for you

634
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:30,880
Speaker 3: and chrispher Dinah and give us.

635
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:34,719
Speaker 2: Starbucks gift cards so we both have a ton It's

636
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:37,480
Speaker 2: the best. It's the best thing we never meant to

637
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 2: do and now get to do.

638
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:44,560
Speaker 1: Yes, brilliant, awesome mistake I've ever made. It's been Yeah,

639
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:44,920
Speaker 1: it's the.

640
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 2: Kist, no serendipity, Yeah, both mixed together.

641
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 1: Well, I'm reaping the rewards of it right now.

642
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 2: This is fantastic, enjoyed.

643
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 1: This is good.

644
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:59,240
Speaker 6: Actually, I like that you order it as an iced

645
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 6: tea lemonade and not as the impronounceable Arnold Palmer.

646
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 1: Arnold Palmer, what a hard name. You know.

647
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:10,240
Speaker 4: He drive a lot of cars that were rear real drives,

648
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 4: rear wheel.

649
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:15,360
Speaker 2: Arnold Palmer, mirror. You feel like you're drunk when you're

650
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 2: trying to say Arnold, or I do.

651
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 1: I'm just swallowing the whole word.

652
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:23,280
Speaker 2: It's Yeld Palmer, all in the back.

653
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:25,160
Speaker 1: Horrible name.

654
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:26,960
Speaker 2: You have to keep it way in the back.

655
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:31,520
Speaker 3: I saw on my way to pick up these guys

656
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,480
Speaker 3: at the office, of course was late, as we all know,

657
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:38,320
Speaker 3: there was a big strip of brown rug in the

658
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,720
Speaker 3: center thing and it literally looked like somebody hit a

659
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 3: brown bear but it was like right in the middle

660
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 3: of Silver Lake, and I was like, oh my god,

661
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 3: someone killed the Saint Bernard or it was crazy, But

662
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:50,680
Speaker 3: then it.

663
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,720
Speaker 4: Was just cordct You imagine how horrified you would have

664
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 4: been if it was one of those brown bear rugs

665
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:55,960
Speaker 4: and the head.

666
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 2: Was at the end of it end someone just threw

667
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:57,840
Speaker 2: it away.

668
00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 6: It would just that would be you got to pick

669
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:00,200
Speaker 6: that up.

670
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:01,920
Speaker 1: That should be some prank that.

671
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 6: You know, Ashton Kutcher or someone should pull on someone.

672
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 1: In college.

673
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, my friend sent me a box and I didn't

674
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 6: know what it was and I opened it up and

675
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:15,720
Speaker 6: it was a fake stuffed polar bear rug. So as

676
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 6: I opened it it was it looked on first open

677
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 6: like a real bear's face.

678
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:23,600
Speaker 1: It scared me. I was scared. It was a great brank.

679
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:25,600
Speaker 6: We used to mail each other pranks and that was

680
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:29,160
Speaker 6: the I think that might have ended it. Yeah, it

681
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 6: seems expensive.

682
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:33,040
Speaker 4: It's hard to top severed animal head in a box

683
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:34,840
Speaker 4: when it comes to pranks.

684
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 2: Here's a good prank. The boys.

685
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:43,080
Speaker 3: My sister's neighbors in her college apartment put a freeze dried,

686
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:47,440
Speaker 3: curled up rattlesnake into her car when we were moving

687
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:51,360
Speaker 3: her out of her apartment. So I opened the passenger door,

688
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 3: put something in, looked down.

689
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:54,800
Speaker 2: There was a coiled up ready.

690
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 3: To strike rattlesnake, and I just moved backwards and shut

691
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:01,479
Speaker 3: the door quick more quickly than I've ever moved in

692
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:04,040
Speaker 3: my life. And they were all standing up on the

693
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 3: porch watching and they were like whoa, And they were

694
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 3: like really impressed because I didn't scream, I didn't have

695
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:12,080
Speaker 3: a reaction. I just got away from it as physically

696
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 3: fast as I could. And I've always been incredibly proud

697
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 3: of myself for that.

698
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 1: I know I would stand the test of a real rattle.

699
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 3: I really I passed a rattlesnake drat test, and I

700
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:24,200
Speaker 3: don't think that's easy.

701
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's huge.

702
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 4: I fell down my stairs the other day and kind

703
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 4: of did a diving role and ended up on my feet,

704
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 4: and I just was proud that.

705
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:35,360
Speaker 1: It's like, my reflexes are still there. Wow, still do that?

706
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,160
Speaker 2: What's Paul? What are you proud of?

707
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 1: I am also proud of my reflexes.

708
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:42,959
Speaker 6: I feel like, especially when you become a father, your

709
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:46,760
Speaker 6: reflex has become more important. Do you have to I've

710
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:48,240
Speaker 6: caught a child by the face.

711
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 4: Before wowing, just scream I can't even pull my basketball.

712
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 6: My daughter was on the stairs and she was going

713
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 6: to jump to me, but instead of jumping, she did

714
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 6: like a trust fall. So she ended up about, you know,

715
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 6: a couple stairs shorter than she should have, and I

716
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 6: caught her face right before it hit the stairs.

717
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:11,400
Speaker 1: Oh wow, And it was she so she.

718
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 6: Wasn't hurt and didn't at all appreciate what an amazing catch.

719
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:17,920
Speaker 1: I there's no one to share this great moment in

720
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 1: her mind. You just slapped her in the face.

721
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:20,719
Speaker 2: Ow.

722
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, yeah, ow, but I would have fallen

723
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:25,960
Speaker 1: off the stairs. Yeah.

724
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:30,240
Speaker 4: There's a compilation out there of dad's oh you're having

725
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:34,120
Speaker 4: their kids at the last minute video that is some

726
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 4: of them are horrifying, like out of control car into

727
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 4: a gas station and people are just grabbing kids by

728
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 4: their faces. Yeah, yeah, at the last minute. And it's

729
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:47,400
Speaker 4: you know, it's old. It's not a bunch of athletes

730
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:51,960
Speaker 4: doing this. It's because everyone has that fight or flight instinct, like, yeah,

731
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 4: your quick twitch muscles, we'll just wake up when it's

732
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 4: a kid.

733
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:59,000
Speaker 3: I think one time Nora was on a like a

734
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:01,360
Speaker 3: play structure at the playground across the street from my

735
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:05,680
Speaker 3: sister's house, and she was two and she walked very

736
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 3: very early. I think she was walking at like nine

737
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:11,080
Speaker 3: months or something. It was really creepy, and she would

738
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 3: run down the street and people would like stop and

739
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 3: talk to my sister because it looked it looked like

740
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 3: we had a puppet the night way. So she was

741
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:22,080
Speaker 3: on this play structure and she was going to She

742
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 3: was showing me how she was going to go and

743
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:26,800
Speaker 3: run across that little bridge. You know how they make

744
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 3: a little bridges sometimes that.

745
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 2: Are kind of loose. Oh yeah, and then kids think

746
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 2: it's great to run across them.

747
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:34,960
Speaker 3: So she was climbing up the stairs to get onto

748
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 3: the bridge, and at the top she just started falling backwards.

749
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 3: But I was on the other end of where the

750
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:43,959
Speaker 3: bridge was ready to catch her on that end, and

751
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:47,440
Speaker 3: I moved so lightning fast and caught her by the

752
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 3: back of the head and just tipped her back up,

753
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:50,920
Speaker 3: and then she went anyway.

754
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 2: It was like for her, it was just like a

755
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:54,400
Speaker 2: weird thing that then she was going.

756
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 3: But for me, at like I saved her from intense

757
00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 3: brain damage by some like the flash moves where it

758
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 3: was just like I was here and then I was

759
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:06,640
Speaker 3: here catching her, and I don't remember like any steps

760
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 3: in between.

761
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:08,280
Speaker 1: That's so great.

762
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 2: It was crazy.

763
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 1: I love that stuff.

764
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:13,920
Speaker 6: It's the you know, it's the superpowers of our human nature.

765
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:14,399
Speaker 3: M hmm.

766
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:16,759
Speaker 1: It's they really show up in those weird moments like that.

767
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:17,360
Speaker 2: I love it.

768
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:20,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, why can't they just be around all day? We

769
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 1: got to keep putting yourself in mortal peril.

770
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:24,759
Speaker 6: Yeah, right, that's right, and you will be great and

771
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 6: long may you run, but eventually you'll miss the catch

772
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:28,040
Speaker 6: and you'll die from it.

773
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:28,600
Speaker 2: Yeah.

774
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:30,920
Speaker 4: I should start living my life with my back against

775
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:35,680
Speaker 4: the wall, just just for my just for my reflexes.

776
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:37,720
Speaker 6: Well, just just look behind you, Chris.

777
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:41,000
Speaker 1: You are we all are Yeah, you're right. You're threatening me.

778
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:43,279
Speaker 2: You guys are going to get into a fight.

779
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:46,440
Speaker 6: Oh man, this is the ideal scenario to get in

780
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:48,839
Speaker 6: a fight with someone directly behind them scraped into the car.

781
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've done it before.

782
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:52,960
Speaker 4: You grab the seat belt, the slack, you wrap it

783
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 4: around their neck. Everyone knows that. You put their feet

784
00:34:55,719 --> 00:35:01,400
Speaker 4: behind their seat and then you yank until nobody's breathing, Right, Karen,

785
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,000
Speaker 4: that's right, that's right.

786
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:04,879
Speaker 2: You've got to remember these things.

787
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 1: Or if you have an extension cord nearby. That'll do

788
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 1: the trade too.

789
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:10,239
Speaker 6: I've got a whole plate full of courts right next

790
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:11,600
Speaker 6: to some of these.

791
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:12,160
Speaker 1: Look pretty thick.

792
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:15,120
Speaker 2: You brought the chords, right, Paul, Oh.

793
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:17,080
Speaker 6: Yes, I travel with cords.

794
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,719
Speaker 4: You never know when someone's gonna need to recharge their

795
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:21,680
Speaker 4: phone or get.

796
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 6: Choked out or get killed, gets killed out, just get

797
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:28,720
Speaker 6: killed lacks man skirt?

798
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:32,960
Speaker 3: Are you are they still doing the squat melt m

799
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:34,719
Speaker 3: have you?

800
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:35,720
Speaker 2: Have you done it recently?

801
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:36,759
Speaker 1: We just did it last night.

802
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 2: Can you tell us a little bit about it? Because

803
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:39,840
Speaker 2: I love that idea?

804
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 4: Does everyone close their set with the police shutting down

805
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:43,720
Speaker 4: the thing.

806
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 1: The police have?

807
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 6: Now that the squatmelt has moved, it's now a comedy crawl,

808
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 6: a tool if you will, right, Okay, It's got a

809
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 6: lot less attention from security types, which is nice.

810
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:57,960
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, that makes sense.

811
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 2: So tell people what you're talking about. Okay, So the

812
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 2: people that I've never heard of.

813
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:02,000
Speaker 1: It, okay.

814
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:06,719
Speaker 6: Squad melt started when the Meltdown Comics Theater closed down.

815
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:10,240
Speaker 6: Howard Kramer felt like just because the place was closing

816
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 6: didn't mean comedy shit and at that address, so he

817
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 6: did a show in their parking lot.

818
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:15,600
Speaker 1: But it was amazing.

819
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:18,600
Speaker 6: The first few one were performing in like the old

820
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:22,960
Speaker 6: trash and signs of meltdown comics, so it was it

821
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,760
Speaker 6: was quite hilarious. And then we were at the Steve

822
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 6: Allen Theater for a while in their parking lot, another

823
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:32,120
Speaker 6: closed down comedy venue as seen in the TV show Bear.

824
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,640
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I just recognized that in Barry.

825
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:36,280
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's exciting.

826
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:36,919
Speaker 2: I love it.

827
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,160
Speaker 6: And now it's been ripped down. It is now also

828
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:40,360
Speaker 6: torn to the ground.

829
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 2: Is that true?

830
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, they leveled it this week.

831
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:45,040
Speaker 4: Oh those poor old men, those poor old atheists running

832
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:47,480
Speaker 4: around either making classes.

833
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:50,359
Speaker 1: What do we do today to push the movement of

834
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:52,080
Speaker 1: no religion? I don't.

835
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 4: They all wear old men and they were adorable, but

836
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:56,319
Speaker 4: they were like atheists.

837
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, whole bunch of roy Orbisons.

838
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was Roy Orbits and a famous saving I

839
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:01,560
Speaker 6: don't know.

840
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:04,560
Speaker 4: He just wore a lot of black and were weird across,

841
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 4: like bolo tie and he looks like a Satanist to me,

842
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:14,000
Speaker 4: but maybe that's just in his TV concert.

843
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:12,919
Speaker 2: At the one time.

844
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:15,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, so I still have a haunted grandmother.

845
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:18,200
Speaker 1: It's so good.

846
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 4: Do you know the concert I'm talking about where there

847
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:24,000
Speaker 4: it's like tea in black and white. Yes, and it's

848
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:26,879
Speaker 4: it's beautiful and all the backup people, it's Katie Lang

849
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:29,960
Speaker 4: and all these people. But they he looks so cool

850
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:33,279
Speaker 4: in it, you know, his hair and the glasses and

851
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:35,400
Speaker 4: everything he was doing to just cover up his face

852
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:37,760
Speaker 4: that he didn't he felt awkward about.

853
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:40,160
Speaker 1: But man, makes sense, I want to do that.

854
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:42,719
Speaker 6: He needed to get a big black wig, a nice

855
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:46,239
Speaker 6: dusty black wig. You can giant faded glasses.

856
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 3: So so once it left the Sea Valan Theater with

857
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 3: Roy Robertson and the people who love Satan, you then

858
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 3: it's just a crawl.

859
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:55,799
Speaker 2: Then it's just been going from place to place.

860
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:56,200
Speaker 1: Well it was.

861
00:37:56,239 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, the time I was on it, it was across

862
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:00,960
Speaker 4: the street from there, so they crawled to cross the street.

863
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,560
Speaker 4: And that was a day where all those cops they

864
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:04,560
Speaker 4: were like fanned out.

865
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:07,359
Speaker 1: It was like seven cars. Yeah, that was intense. They

866
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 1: were like are we getting arrested?

867
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:12,920
Speaker 6: And we were in the Barnsdale Park parking lot at

868
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:15,680
Speaker 6: that point, and I think that's where that was not

869
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:16,440
Speaker 6: a place.

870
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:17,320
Speaker 1: To do that.

871
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:20,720
Speaker 6: That was the smart smart venue, right, But just walking

872
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:23,680
Speaker 6: up and down the street, it's sort of close closed

873
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:26,839
Speaker 6: shops and murals, and it is really funny just to

874
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:30,799
Speaker 6: watch the character of each person set shaped by the

875
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:32,239
Speaker 6: environment that they're put into.

876
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I realized a couple of weeks ago, I

877
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:38,400
Speaker 3: was going to dinner at Friend sixty two with my

878
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 3: friend and as we were walking up, it took me

879
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:43,920
Speaker 3: forever to put it together that it was a squat.

880
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:45,760
Speaker 2: I think it was Megan Keyester doing a set.

881
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:46,840
Speaker 1: At squat melt uh huh.

882
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:48,719
Speaker 3: What it looked like and what I assumed it was

883
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:51,600
Speaker 3: because remember there was a theater right by Skylight Books, yes,

884
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:55,279
Speaker 3: and there'd always be actors like rehearsing on the sidewalk.

885
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 2: I thought it was some fucking gorilla theater thing.

886
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:00,480
Speaker 3: And I immediate was like, look at these fucking nerds,

887
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 3: and I was like so angry and hateful, and then

888
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:06,920
Speaker 3: I was like, oh wait, that's Megan Geyster. I immediately

889
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,759
Speaker 3: realized it was squatt. No, I'm like, oh, those were

890
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:11,719
Speaker 3: all my friends. But yeah, it was pretty funny. I

891
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 3: a lot of hate for it. First. I also because

892
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:15,759
Speaker 3: someone had a camera and a light, yes, so it

893
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 3: just looked like la douchebaggery, And that is.

894
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:22,359
Speaker 6: Definitely a lot of the reaction it gets on Vermont's Boulevard. Yeah,

895
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 6: people are at whatever it is.

896
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 1: That's funny.

897
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 3: Everyone's so afraid to be the bad hipster that they

898
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:30,160
Speaker 3: love when they see the bad hipster, like, there's a

899
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 3: real bad hipster.

900
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,560
Speaker 2: It's not me, Yeah, exact guy.

901
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:35,760
Speaker 4: Everyone gets mad when they see something non union happening.

902
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:40,000
Speaker 6: Megan Heaster was on the show last night and she

903
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:43,399
Speaker 6: did a set with Alison Stevenson and that they one

904
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 6: point put the question out who here has a pilot,

905
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:49,680
Speaker 6: and then they made a couple of people explain what

906
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:52,760
Speaker 6: their pilots were. And to see it done in Los

907
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 6: Felise like that was chilly.

908
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:55,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just like.

909
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 6: Oh god, no, no one suddenly wanted to talk about

910
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:00,839
Speaker 6: their so not at all.

911
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:04,160
Speaker 1: Of course, it was incredible. That's so funny.

912
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:07,000
Speaker 4: But you gotta be able to no matter what the situation,

913
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,360
Speaker 4: you gotta fire it off because you never know what

914
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 4: executive you're going to be sitting next to on the Greyhound.

915
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:14,880
Speaker 2: Every day is an audition in Los Angeles, That's right.

916
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 4: That's why I just walk around singing and dance and

917
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:18,799
Speaker 4: waiting for a baby to follow.

918
00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:22,120
Speaker 2: You know, that is that is what Michael Caine.

919
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:24,920
Speaker 3: That was his number one advice to actors is treat

920
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:27,640
Speaker 3: everything you do and everywhere you go like an audition,

921
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:29,400
Speaker 3: because it is in Los Angeles?

922
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:31,240
Speaker 2: Is not guy the best?

923
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 6: Michael Kaine with that voice to giving that advice, I

924
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:36,200
Speaker 6: want to follow it.

925
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:39,400
Speaker 1: Every day an audition. Every day I'm Michael Kaine.

926
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:41,760
Speaker 2: Like I'm Michael Kaine.

927
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:44,880
Speaker 4: I have to say his name to do. All my

928
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:50,760
Speaker 4: impressions are saying the guy's name. Sure money, Michael Kaine.

929
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 4: See didn't I say that?

930
00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:53,799
Speaker 1: You're finding it?

931
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:58,440
Speaker 3: You're definitely actually almost we're doing an impression of the

932
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:01,319
Speaker 3: guys from the trip doing him hion Michael, Okay, it's

933
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:03,360
Speaker 3: really this is very It's.

934
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:06,840
Speaker 4: Like it's like an impersonator's game of telephone.

935
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:09,839
Speaker 6: You know, I don't like the gossip about celebrities that much.

936
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:15,600
Speaker 6: But but Josh Grobin attended Squat Melt and watched the

937
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:19,960
Speaker 6: entire show, really stayed for the whole two hours, traveled

938
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 6: with the program and watched it and had a great time.

939
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:28,040
Speaker 6: It's really funny. It's such a it's such a unique experience.

940
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 6: People are really loose with it. It's really fun. Josh,

941
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:35,799
Speaker 6: Josh is a unique experience.

942
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:39,319
Speaker 1: He seems undeniably like a cool, funny guy.

943
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:42,280
Speaker 6: He's an icebreaker. Yeah, he's got he was on Ally McBeal.

944
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:46,200
Speaker 6: You know there's I don't like the music.

945
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 2: The Christian music.

946
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:50,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, is that what he does? Yeah?

947
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:52,960
Speaker 6: I just know the song from Polar Express.

948
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:58,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's starts Christmas Christian evangelical.

949
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:01,879
Speaker 3: Oh well, but he also has a new TV show

950
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,680
Speaker 3: that's a comedy where he plays I think some kind

951
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:05,720
Speaker 3: of a detective or something.

952
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:08,399
Speaker 1: Tony Danza is in it, or am I making that up?

953
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:11,799
Speaker 1: I think I don't know. Tony dan looks like it's dad.

954
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:15,319
Speaker 3: But maybe that's why he's like trying to hang out

955
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 3: around comedian.

956
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:19,000
Speaker 4: He's playing it by the books. Tony danzas a loose

957
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:20,120
Speaker 4: cannon together.

958
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 2: Is it Tony Dan's who's the caboose?

959
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:25,360
Speaker 1: Yeah?

960
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:27,879
Speaker 6: Yeah, hard to believe that Tony Danza could once play

961
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:28,560
Speaker 6: a loose cannon.

962
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:32,839
Speaker 1: He looks stressed out. Yeah does he he does? He's

963
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:34,279
Speaker 1: got the Did he.

964
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:35,360
Speaker 2: Make some bad investments?

965
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:40,160
Speaker 1: Who it looks like stress.

966
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,040
Speaker 2: I see a lot of finance stuff around the.

967
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:46,480
Speaker 5: Eyes, yes, oh yeah, A little wrinkles shape like dollars

968
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 5: with negatives, specific hardened brow, a squint, a little that

969
00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:56,000
Speaker 5: light gone.

970
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm judging Tony dance a little bit

971
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:03,839
Speaker 3: because I'm thinking of Scott bo in all of his antics, right,

972
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:05,960
Speaker 3: and they kind of look alike.

973
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:07,760
Speaker 1: Yeah they did in the beginning.

974
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, but now I don't think Tony Danzon deserves that.

975
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're probably right, Hans. It's got a few years

976
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 1: on Bayo. Yeah, he was already a grown ass man

977
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:18,520
Speaker 1: in taxi. Isn't that crazy to think?

978
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:19,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.

979
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:21,680
Speaker 1: He I bet he was twenty eight. I bet he

980
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 1: was really Yeah, definitely. The funny thing is, so was

981
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:28,480
Speaker 1: the little Danny DeVito. Probably it's crazy.

982
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:32,120
Speaker 4: I will never My favorite piece of trivia is that

983
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,360
Speaker 4: Wilford Brimley was fifty two in Cocoon.

984
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:36,120
Speaker 1: I'm just going to say that every episode.

985
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:37,920
Speaker 2: No, it's worth it.

986
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:40,799
Speaker 3: It's worth it because we have to think about this,

987
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,759
Speaker 3: that we are living better as human beings these days.

988
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 1: Did you see the Cocoon Coast or the feul Peralta? Yes,

989
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:50,279
Speaker 1: guy from Ben put Us in the Yeah, Yeah he

990
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 1: did good, he did he done did good. I'm going

991
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:54,440
Speaker 1: to find this content.

992
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:59,560
Speaker 4: Just just go online and just go straight to that

993
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 4: scene where it's old people break dancing that's my favorite.

994
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:05,200
Speaker 4: They don't see it in movies anymore where it's clearly

995
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:08,080
Speaker 4: a stunt man and his wig is crooked, yes, or

996
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:12,000
Speaker 4: a stunt dancer. But man, when they all get the

997
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:14,680
Speaker 4: feeling because they got cocoon juice in them, apparently they

998
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:16,759
Speaker 4: just start breaking electric bugaloo.

999
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:19,719
Speaker 2: I think it's really good though, that old people.

1000
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:23,959
Speaker 3: Doing young things comedy is over, because after there's something

1001
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,880
Speaker 3: about Mary or the wedding singer with the rapin Granny,

1002
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 3: there was about a decade of like solid like MTV

1003
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:34,759
Speaker 3: promos which had old people rapping and.

1004
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:36,840
Speaker 1: They just put old man makeup on all.

1005
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 3: And there was always there was always a rap element

1006
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,480
Speaker 3: to it. So it was the you're just watching old

1007
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:43,560
Speaker 3: actors humiliate themselves for money.

1008
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:47,680
Speaker 2: And I hated it so fucking much. I hated it, and.

1009
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:49,759
Speaker 6: I'll never get the cash in on it. Yeahcause when

1010
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:51,720
Speaker 6: I'm old, there they won't be rapping anymore.

1011
00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 3: What if it comes back around when you're old.

1012
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:57,800
Speaker 1: And really peaks, it's I'm gonna start rapping again.

1013
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:01,280
Speaker 4: Shit, I can get speak coming such a thing because

1014
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 4: now there are old I see guys with white hair skateboarding,

1015
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 4: and now young people don't know who outcast is there

1016
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:12,760
Speaker 4: are old people going hippity a hippity hop at at

1017
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:13,840
Speaker 4: or whatever.

1018
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 1: That song is the one that the old hop.

1019
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:20,960
Speaker 4: And that you'll see an old person do that at

1020
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:25,520
Speaker 4: karaoke and it wouldn't even be ironic, it would.

1021
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:26,520
Speaker 1: Just be well received. Yeah.

1022
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:29,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like, oh that makes sense. So that little

1023
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:30,359
Speaker 4: window of time is gone.

1024
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:33,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all gotten. The irony is dead.

1025
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 6: Well, I just saw that Beg's Award show got their

1026
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:42,759
Speaker 6: lowest ratings ever. Then I realized maybe hip hop is

1027
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:44,400
Speaker 6: having the same thing happened to them, the rock and

1028
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 6: roll happened, and electronic music is gonna take it will

1029
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 6: be we'll have old DJs.

1030
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:53,399
Speaker 1: But that's not funny, right, you know, drinking a red ball.

1031
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:54,280
Speaker 1: That's not that funny.

1032
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:57,439
Speaker 2: It really isn't. We should work on it.

1033
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 4: Yeah. What have I stopped waving their hands because they

1034
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:03,680
Speaker 4: just don't care anymore?

1035
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:04,240
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1036
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:08,200
Speaker 3: What if we just started caring? Yeah, come on, everybody.

1037
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:09,200
Speaker 1: What if you wave your hands like you.

1038
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 2: Do care, but not in the air down down by

1039
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:14,319
Speaker 2: your hips?

1040
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:16,080
Speaker 1: Yeah you you care about your hips?

1041
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:18,759
Speaker 6: So old people can't reach that high. That's why it's funny.

1042
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:20,200
Speaker 6: That's actually sad.

1043
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:22,560
Speaker 2: This sounds of cracking. That's what's funny.

1044
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:24,000
Speaker 1: Get those joints miked up.

1045
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:26,680
Speaker 4: I like how that press works for the city Parking

1046
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:29,640
Speaker 4: Division and it says watch the road and he's covered

1047
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:31,719
Speaker 4: with dents and he just pulled in front of us,

1048
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:32,440
Speaker 4: like timidly.

1049
00:46:32,719 --> 00:46:35,000
Speaker 2: He just cut He just essentially cut us off.

1050
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:38,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, where's the round number? I want to tell someone

1051
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:39,719
Speaker 4: how hands driving is.

1052
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:41,879
Speaker 2: I want to talk to the city comptroller.

1053
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:46,440
Speaker 1: This is the under this bridge. I skateboard sometimes really

1054
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:48,480
Speaker 1: curbs home depot.

1055
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:51,800
Speaker 4: Eytesn't set up, but they it's now a bust.

1056
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 1: As they say.

1057
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:55,120
Speaker 4: Oh, the guy came in his old golf cart and

1058
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:58,400
Speaker 4: he was like, I'm sorry, but it came from corporate

1059
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:00,920
Speaker 4: that you guys can't skateboard any.

1060
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:01,920
Speaker 1: He was like really sad about it.

1061
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:05,600
Speaker 4: Oh, I think it's great, but my boss, there's a

1062
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:08,799
Speaker 4: camera in there. And then if there's people skateboarding, he

1063
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:11,040
Speaker 4: looks at me. And then I got to come over here,

1064
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:16,160
Speaker 4: and I'm like, you stop now, you're already the nicest security.

1065
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:18,399
Speaker 1: Guard ever went and whatever happened to that?

1066
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, old people are rapping and security guards are tugging

1067
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:22,160
Speaker 4: at my heartstrings.

1068
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:24,920
Speaker 3: It would be funny if then you cut the inside

1069
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:27,799
Speaker 3: of home depot. There's no office, there's no camera. That

1070
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:30,400
Speaker 3: guy's just intentionally emotionally manipulating you.

1071
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't work for home deepo. He's just a

1072
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:33,879
Speaker 1: guy with a golf cart.

1073
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,640
Speaker 2: It's just a masshole with a golf card.

1074
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 1: He's just playing through.

1075
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:40,239
Speaker 6: He thinks it's a good golf course. That is an

1076
00:47:40,239 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 6: alarming character. I'm not ready to admit that that.

1077
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 1: Could be real.

1078
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:45,520
Speaker 2: Mind sucked security guard.

1079
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:47,799
Speaker 6: Yeah, all you have to do is buy a golf cart,

1080
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:51,759
Speaker 6: like border patrol those guys that volunteer to do that, but.

1081
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:54,960
Speaker 1: Just lower steaks all the Zimmerman type dudes.

1082
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:58,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, Paul, have you ever been arrested or interacted with

1083
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:00,680
Speaker 3: security in a in a violence?

1084
00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:02,640
Speaker 1: How much time did you do and was a federal

1085
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:03,400
Speaker 1: or state prison?

1086
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:04,200
Speaker 2: Let's hear about it.

1087
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:05,520
Speaker 1: I've never been arrested.

1088
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:09,080
Speaker 6: I've been I've been kicked out of places skateboarding when

1089
00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:11,880
Speaker 6: I was a kid, or you know, writing around in

1090
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:13,879
Speaker 6: shopping carts, and it's how it used to be now,

1091
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:16,520
Speaker 6: just when you'd have fun in parking lots as as

1092
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:16,879
Speaker 6: a youth.

1093
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but uh no, I never got locked up.

1094
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 2: Oh that's good.

1095
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:23,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, I was very fortunate all through all through my

1096
00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:25,440
Speaker 6: years where I maybe had it come in.

1097
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:27,680
Speaker 2: You never had to go to juvie.

1098
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:30,880
Speaker 6: I never No, No, I never had to go to juvia.

1099
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 6: Get my nose clean, Karen, have you been thrown in

1100
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:36,160
Speaker 6: the slammer?

1101
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:36,799
Speaker 3: Uh?

1102
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:40,920
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure I haven't, okay, or if I.

1103
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:42,880
Speaker 3: Was, I was blocked out during it and I don't remember,

1104
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:43,839
Speaker 3: but that doesn't count.

1105
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:47,520
Speaker 1: Or you block it out because it's a terrible experience.

1106
00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, emotionally I couldn't handle it.

1107
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 3: But no, I'm actually very afraid of authority in that

1108
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 3: way of like I never do anything that might get

1109
00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:58,600
Speaker 3: me in trouble, in the way of like people going

1110
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:01,440
Speaker 3: let's let's sneak into this concert. I would never do that,

1111
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:05,240
Speaker 3: Like if I could get caught like shoplifting type stuff.

1112
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 3: I've always been beyond paranoid to quote unquote get in

1113
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,520
Speaker 3: trouble like lust concept.

1114
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:15,399
Speaker 6: It's not worth it, the juice isn't worth the squeeze.

1115
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never.

1116
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:20,960
Speaker 4: I've never I've been lined up to get handcuffed because

1117
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:24,600
Speaker 4: we were skating in the street and the cop threw

1118
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:28,319
Speaker 4: he was in his regular car, his personal vehicle, and

1119
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:30,120
Speaker 4: he threw open the door and right then it was

1120
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:31,399
Speaker 4: after a basketball game.

1121
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:36,320
Speaker 1: Right then, a news van ripped the door off his car,

1122
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:39,480
Speaker 1: amazing and throwing him to the ground because he was

1123
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:40,160
Speaker 1: holding on to it.

1124
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:43,960
Speaker 4: And he was so mad, like it was our fault,

1125
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:46,279
Speaker 4: and he started yelling at us, and we're like, hey,

1126
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:49,040
Speaker 4: we didn't have anything to do with what just happened.

1127
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:53,440
Speaker 4: And then he was like, let us go, and he

1128
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:54,200
Speaker 4: was embarrassed.

1129
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:55,680
Speaker 1: He was embarrassed. Then he's embarrassed.

1130
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:59,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's like, maybe you shouldn't let us skateboard

1131
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:01,640
Speaker 4: across the bridge through stopped traffic.

1132
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:03,680
Speaker 1: We're in a small town. It wasn't a big deal.

1133
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:06,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, now you have to explain why you got the

1134
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:08,840
Speaker 6: door ripped off your car like an idiot.

1135
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:12,399
Speaker 4: Tug again, knowing that you probably have to put your

1136
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:14,680
Speaker 4: badge on his desk and on Monday.

1137
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:16,920
Speaker 2: Turn your gun in. Your door got ripped off. What

1138
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:18,200
Speaker 2: if that's like the one.

1139
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:21,360
Speaker 3: Rules, the one rule of cops. It's unspoken, but you

1140
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:21,759
Speaker 3: know it.

1141
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:24,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you can't understand the mechanics of traffic and

1142
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:29,400
Speaker 4: your door, you shouldn't be operating a firearm.

1143
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:33,239
Speaker 3: No, I had to drive through a bowl traffic the

1144
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:36,520
Speaker 3: other night beforehand and there was a guy that was

1145
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:39,440
Speaker 3: because in Los Angeles, as we in this car, No,

1146
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:41,520
Speaker 3: but maybe you don't know if you live somewhere else.

1147
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,120
Speaker 2: No, everyone drives everyone.

1148
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:46,919
Speaker 3: If you're waiting to go left on red, no one

1149
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:50,840
Speaker 3: will stop in time, and you end up going left

1150
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:54,040
Speaker 3: on I mean you have you have to wait till

1151
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:55,879
Speaker 3: the light is red to take your left hand, and.

1152
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:57,799
Speaker 1: The person behind you most likely is going to do

1153
00:50:57,840 --> 00:50:58,280
Speaker 1: it too.

1154
00:50:58,239 --> 00:51:01,200
Speaker 3: Even though yes, so people will so and it gets crazy.

1155
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:04,080
Speaker 3: And then when the Hollywood bull is in session, it

1156
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:06,520
Speaker 3: gets terrible because the people get mad that they're made

1157
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:08,520
Speaker 3: to wait for more than four minutes and they start

1158
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:10,120
Speaker 3: going totally deserved yeah.

1159
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 1: Because they basically paved a farm road to get you

1160
00:51:12,719 --> 00:51:13,000
Speaker 1: to home.

1161
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:17,719
Speaker 2: It's so bad.

1162
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:18,800
Speaker 1: Whatever.

1163
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:21,040
Speaker 3: So there was a guy that was that was basically

1164
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:24,680
Speaker 3: making people stop correctly and letting people go when.

1165
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:25,200
Speaker 2: They were allowed to.

1166
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:28,279
Speaker 3: But he's standing there in the middle of traffic just

1167
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:31,160
Speaker 3: doing this real chill, and I'm like, everyone could kill

1168
00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:31,719
Speaker 3: him right now.

1169
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:33,600
Speaker 1: Wait, was he just a guy with a golf cart?

1170
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:37,880
Speaker 4: No, because you could just buy a vest and in

1171
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:39,800
Speaker 4: direct traffic'.

1172
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:40,920
Speaker 3: Oh wait, now that I think about it, there was

1173
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:42,680
Speaker 3: a golf cart parked in the.

1174
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:44,520
Speaker 1: Street as well, guys everywhere.

1175
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:46,920
Speaker 2: Man, he's a scammer, but.

1176
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:48,960
Speaker 1: He's just doing nice things.

1177
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:51,920
Speaker 6: He sees a problem and he's fixing it. Yeah, he's

1178
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:55,279
Speaker 6: filling the void. That's right, innovator.

1179
00:51:57,160 --> 00:52:02,799
Speaker 4: I do have reoccurring a reoccurring dream. I always wake

1180
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:06,560
Speaker 4: up thinking I've done a crime. I have like nightmares

1181
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:09,000
Speaker 4: that I killed someone and I forgot about it and

1182
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:10,920
Speaker 4: then all of a sudden, it's the same as like

1183
00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:14,319
Speaker 4: the nightmare where you didn't finish math homework and so

1184
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:16,680
Speaker 4: you have to go back to high school. Yep, it's

1185
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:18,920
Speaker 4: always right before I wake up, I think. But I

1186
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:22,440
Speaker 4: have one where it's a very specific dream. But I

1187
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:25,200
Speaker 4: buried a bunch of office equipment. I crawled into it,

1188
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:30,000
Speaker 4: and it's reoccurring, and so it's copiers and everything. I

1189
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:32,960
Speaker 4: put it in plastic bags and I buried it in

1190
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:36,960
Speaker 4: before on Mount Central. Yeah, but I stole the stuff

1191
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:39,360
Speaker 4: in Helena and I was with these friends of mine.

1192
00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:41,919
Speaker 4: It's very specific, and when I have the dream, there's

1193
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:44,560
Speaker 4: nothing more real than it to where I'm like, where's

1194
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:45,440
Speaker 4: that coming from?

1195
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:47,640
Speaker 1: And did I do that? Yes?

1196
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:51,279
Speaker 4: Right, I'm watching the confession tapes right now, and if

1197
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:54,760
Speaker 4: someone said you know you did you know you did.

1198
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:56,040
Speaker 1: This, and they didn't get specific.

1199
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:58,080
Speaker 4: I would just say I'm sorry, I stole all that

1200
00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:01,680
Speaker 4: office equipment. I thought it was a dream. Yeah, I'm so.

1201
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:04,640
Speaker 4: I'm glad. I'll never be interrogated because I would fold

1202
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:07,320
Speaker 4: and I would say, yes, right, I did it, because

1203
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:07,920
Speaker 4: I don't know.

1204
00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:09,399
Speaker 2: Well, nobody trusts their mind.

1205
00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:12,239
Speaker 3: The least trustworthy thing about me is my brain and

1206
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:14,520
Speaker 3: the way it fucking works and shit it tells me.

1207
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:17,719
Speaker 3: So like, yeah, if you're if you were like, no, no, no,

1208
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:20,080
Speaker 3: that wasn't a dream, Karen, you actually did that, I'd

1209
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 3: be like, oh fuck, I don't believe anyone over me.

1210
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:25,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, and try and try and use that defense in

1211
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:27,880
Speaker 4: a court of law. You can be I mean, I

1212
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:30,320
Speaker 4: don't know what my brain's telling me to do you guys,

1213
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:34,000
Speaker 4: you can be charismatically saying that they're like, yeah, he's guilty,

1214
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:35,759
Speaker 4: but they don't know what it's like to be in

1215
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:36,360
Speaker 4: the hot seat.

1216
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:38,080
Speaker 2: No, I have no idea.

1217
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:41,040
Speaker 6: That's why I told my my wife to stop asking

1218
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:44,120
Speaker 6: me if I locked the car, Like, if we've left

1219
00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:46,840
Speaker 6: the car, just let's all assume I locked it. But

1220
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:49,640
Speaker 6: if you ask me, I will have to walk two.

1221
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:52,719
Speaker 1: Blocks back and relock that. I'm tired of taking that

1222
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:54,120
Speaker 1: walk in.

1223
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:56,040
Speaker 3: The all the times that you had to do, take

1224
00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:58,680
Speaker 3: that walk and make that check. Were there times where

1225
00:53:58,719 --> 00:53:59,760
Speaker 3: the car was not locked?

1226
00:53:59,800 --> 00:53:59,920
Speaker 2: No?

1227
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:01,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, never I locked the.

1228
00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:06,400
Speaker 2: Everyone does. It's automatic when you get out, isn't it?

1229
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:07,160
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1230
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:07,759
Speaker 2: Pretty much.

1231
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:11,720
Speaker 1: Yeah. I got an older car than this. You still

1232
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:13,040
Speaker 1: you still got to push the button?

1233
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:16,359
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you have to do this? No, no, no,

1234
00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:17,480
Speaker 2: hold the handle.

1235
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:19,200
Speaker 1: It thank god. No, it's on the It's on the fob.

1236
00:54:19,239 --> 00:54:21,840
Speaker 1: At least nice. Did you say on the fob? On

1237
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:25,120
Speaker 1: the fob? What is that? You know? You're the thing?

1238
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:26,080
Speaker 1: I didn't know.

1239
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:29,960
Speaker 2: It's called the fob. Yeah, work fob, guys.

1240
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:34,080
Speaker 4: And I know it's probably people assume this, but I

1241
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:36,040
Speaker 4: do learn something new every day.

1242
00:54:36,719 --> 00:54:38,399
Speaker 1: There are a lot of things I don't know.

1243
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:39,600
Speaker 2: That's true about you.

1244
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:40,840
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1245
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,120
Speaker 4: Great that every day it happened, and it'll be a

1246
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:46,640
Speaker 4: word where I'm like, like I one time I went

1247
00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:51,200
Speaker 4: with Michelle and Martha to six Flags and this was

1248
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:55,080
Speaker 4: not this was less than a decade ago, and Michelle said,

1249
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:56,439
Speaker 4: go pick up our tickets there.

1250
00:54:56,440 --> 00:54:59,120
Speaker 1: It will call, and I'm like, we'll call. What's a

1251
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:02,640
Speaker 1: will call. She's like, will call the boot. I didn't.

1252
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:03,960
Speaker 1: I'd never heard that phrase.

1253
00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:05,600
Speaker 2: Are you serious? Yeah? Incredible?

1254
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:08,080
Speaker 4: And then the same thing with them. They were angry.

1255
00:55:08,239 --> 00:55:11,480
Speaker 4: They were like mad that I didn't know that, and

1256
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:14,000
Speaker 4: I sorry I did. It wasn't some rich kid going

1257
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:15,120
Speaker 4: to concerts growing up.

1258
00:55:15,239 --> 00:55:18,400
Speaker 1: I've never been to a will call. There aren't a lot.

1259
00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:21,720
Speaker 4: Of music going experiences in Montana where there's even a ticket.

1260
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:24,000
Speaker 4: You just walk up and you pant someone five dollars,

1261
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:27,000
Speaker 4: like it was rarely a concert. You hadn't been a

1262
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:29,440
Speaker 4: Broadway right, And people are always like, what was the

1263
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:31,520
Speaker 4: first concert you went to. I'm like, I don't know,

1264
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:34,799
Speaker 4: Jay's upstairs. I probably saw a punk band and didn't pay.

1265
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:38,040
Speaker 4: Like I just didn't know about ticket booths until I

1266
00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:39,360
Speaker 4: was in the big fancy city.

1267
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:42,200
Speaker 3: Well that's where they belong, that's what that's where all

1268
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:43,399
Speaker 3: the best ticket booths are.

1269
00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:44,680
Speaker 1: Fancy stace.

1270
00:55:44,719 --> 00:55:50,200
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, the ticket booths and in Hollywood and blazoned

1271
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:53,560
Speaker 4: with gold and the glasses bulletproof.

1272
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:58,520
Speaker 1: It's so fancy. What was the first big concert? I

1273
00:55:58,680 --> 00:55:59,600
Speaker 1: was just gonna ask.

1274
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:03,319
Speaker 6: I was curious concerts, and I was thinking, well, I

1275
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:04,160
Speaker 6: just said.

1276
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:06,280
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't remember.

1277
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:09,879
Speaker 4: It's always a question on like an interview or yeah,

1278
00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:11,800
Speaker 4: it's I do not recall.

1279
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:13,160
Speaker 1: Can we make one up for you? That?

1280
00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:16,840
Speaker 4: I mean, I saw Screaming Trees once. That was pretty early.

1281
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:22,200
Speaker 4: That's a real concert situation. But that definitely wasn't the

1282
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:22,920
Speaker 4: first one.

1283
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:24,120
Speaker 2: What was yours, Paul.

1284
00:56:24,560 --> 00:56:28,319
Speaker 6: My first big concert was Tom Petty. Oh it was.

1285
00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:30,240
Speaker 1: It was really amazing.

1286
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:33,360
Speaker 6: The Black Crows open for them, and that was it

1287
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:35,640
Speaker 6: was really cute, like the Black Crows are like, you know,

1288
00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:37,959
Speaker 6: they're definitely obviously.

1289
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:39,000
Speaker 1: They played a lot of live music.

1290
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:41,600
Speaker 6: They're a real kind of loose rock band, and you know,

1291
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:42,520
Speaker 6: a couple of their songs.

1292
00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:43,000
Speaker 1: It was fun.

1293
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:47,759
Speaker 6: And then Tom Petty's so fucking good and you know

1294
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:50,319
Speaker 6: every song. But the guy behind me loved it so

1295
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:54,000
Speaker 6: much and was screaming yeah the whole time.

1296
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:56,000
Speaker 1: I would I won't even do it.

1297
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,200
Speaker 6: I don't want to imitate in how because we're in

1298
00:56:58,239 --> 00:57:02,680
Speaker 6: a small space. But it almost ruined it for I

1299
00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:03,759
Speaker 6: left in a bad movie.

1300
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:06,240
Speaker 1: Sure, sure, don't sing in a concert.

1301
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:08,080
Speaker 2: Wait, just do stage whisper.

1302
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:11,960
Speaker 3: But but give us the like longevity and intensity and

1303
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:18,480
Speaker 3: whatever of like oh wow, wall back down, scam me.

1304
00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:27,840
Speaker 4: Up, hell but uh, not singing along, just screaming. Yeah,

1305
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:33,120
Speaker 4: I likeny waiting, pausing while the guy yelled yeah, it's

1306
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:36,880
Speaker 4: so stupid. Well, there was a ice on his band, Typhoon,

1307
00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:38,520
Speaker 4: and I knew nothing about him, but they have a

1308
00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:40,880
Speaker 4: huge following, or like a Portland man.

1309
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,120
Speaker 1: And the people behind me it was a couple.

1310
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:47,720
Speaker 4: They were singing at top volume, but they were like

1311
00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:49,600
Speaker 4: good singers, and they knew all the lyrics and they

1312
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:52,520
Speaker 4: were harmonizing with each other. And I was like, it

1313
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:54,520
Speaker 4: was just like it was in stereo. I didn't give

1314
00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:56,600
Speaker 4: a shit about that. I hadn't seen them before.

1315
00:57:56,760 --> 00:57:57,480
Speaker 2: Oh that's good.

1316
00:57:58,040 --> 00:57:58,680
Speaker 1: They were great.

1317
00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:02,280
Speaker 4: I've never seen it, and it was amazing how good

1318
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:05,000
Speaker 4: they were. It's just a band I'd never heard of.

1319
00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:07,400
Speaker 4: But the people behind me were pretty good too.

1320
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:13,320
Speaker 1: It was just like an added experience. It's very rare.

1321
00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:18,320
Speaker 4: I just don't you start going yeah, but turning totally

1322
00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:21,080
Speaker 4: with my back to the stage.

1323
00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:24,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, two people that are six inches from my.

1324
00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:28,200
Speaker 3: Face, you it'd be such a passive, aggressive way to

1325
00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:31,360
Speaker 3: get them to stop. It's pretending you're so into it,

1326
00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:35,160
Speaker 3: you're ruining it. So how long did that guy do that.

1327
00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:36,000
Speaker 1: The whole time?

1328
00:58:36,160 --> 00:58:39,760
Speaker 6: No, like the city ramped, Like he wasn't doing that

1329
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:41,840
Speaker 6: during Black Crows. I think he was more of a

1330
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:47,360
Speaker 6: casual fan there. But the show was like, the Tom

1331
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:50,760
Speaker 6: Petty part was so great, this kind of an ornate

1332
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:54,400
Speaker 6: stained glass looking backdrop with all these pillars of stained glass,

1333
00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:56,280
Speaker 6: and I was like, wow, it's really beautiful. I'm subtle,

1334
00:58:56,760 --> 00:58:58,920
Speaker 6: and then it changes throughout the show, and by the

1335
00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:02,160
Speaker 6: end of it it's like if if you were on acid,

1336
00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:04,680
Speaker 6: it would have been fucking incredible. It would have been

1337
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:07,120
Speaker 6: you wouldn't have gotten out of your seat for sure.

1338
00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:10,040
Speaker 6: But it was so good and I love Tom Petty

1339
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:13,840
Speaker 6: so much that my blood was it turned to fire

1340
00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:16,480
Speaker 6: and it took me days to calm down.

1341
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:21,560
Speaker 2: And how old would you say that guy was?

1342
00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:24,680
Speaker 6: Oh he was, you know, definitely in his fifties, the

1343
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:29,920
Speaker 6: perfect or numerous all sense of decorum and self. And

1344
00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:34,600
Speaker 6: it's a rough time for a guy. You can become

1345
00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:35,600
Speaker 6: a real piece of shit.

1346
00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:40,040
Speaker 4: You know a lot about being in your fifties and

1347
00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:41,480
Speaker 4: then you just peel off a mass.

1348
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:43,920
Speaker 1: You feel like an older version of yourself.

1349
00:59:43,960 --> 00:59:46,040
Speaker 3: That's why he gets all those man Cave commercials, because

1350
00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:47,960
Speaker 3: he knows what a boomer feels like.

1351
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:51,360
Speaker 6: Yeah, I am fifty, but I do get botox. So

1352
00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:54,520
Speaker 6: I'm living the dream.

1353
00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:59,080
Speaker 2: The La dream. Have you? Oh? Have you guys seen?

1354
00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:01,280
Speaker 3: I was shown him by real video yesterday because I've

1355
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:08,360
Speaker 3: been on a social media hiatus hiatus, and so my

1356
01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:10,720
Speaker 3: two friends came over and I was like, anything exciting

1357
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:11,720
Speaker 3: happening on Twitter that I.

1358
01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:12,360
Speaker 2: Should know about?

1359
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:14,080
Speaker 1: Have you guys are not even looking?

1360
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:14,560
Speaker 2: No?

1361
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:17,600
Speaker 1: God for you. I thought you just weren't contributing, but

1362
01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:19,400
Speaker 1: you did? You know? You still want to get your

1363
01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:20,280
Speaker 1: news and everything?

1364
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:22,320
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I don't. I can get news anywhere,

1365
01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:24,040
Speaker 2: and I don't want to get the news. It's all

1366
01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:24,960
Speaker 2: fucking horrifying.

1367
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:28,720
Speaker 3: But yeah, that woman that got rescued out of the canyon,

1368
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:30,880
Speaker 3: but then her the basket that they.

1369
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:33,800
Speaker 2: Put her in, did you see? That's holy shit?

1370
01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:37,400
Speaker 3: It was so as they drew her up into the helicopter,

1371
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:40,960
Speaker 3: the baskets starts spinning, and then it's spinning faster and

1372
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:44,160
Speaker 3: faster and faster, and they can't they can't put it

1373
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:46,040
Speaker 3: back down because as they start to lower it, it

1374
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:50,480
Speaker 3: spins even faster. And that motherfucking basket was spinning for

1375
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:51,760
Speaker 3: like four minutes.

1376
01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:52,920
Speaker 2: At top speed.

1377
01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:53,720
Speaker 1: It's amazing.

1378
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:55,080
Speaker 2: It's crazy.

1379
01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:59,280
Speaker 1: She just was at the end. Now I'm also vomiting.

1380
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:03,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, but apparently she's fine and she just was dizzy,

1381
01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:06,720
Speaker 3: and it all fine for a week. They ended up

1382
01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:10,360
Speaker 3: having to fly away with the basket hanging under the

1383
01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:14,480
Speaker 3: helicopter so that it would stop spinning, which is scary.

1384
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:17,720
Speaker 6: You've got to pay for the helicopter ride. Anyway, I

1385
01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:20,760
Speaker 6: feel like, leave me hanging down and keep me spinning

1386
01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:21,320
Speaker 6: for a while.

1387
01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:26,640
Speaker 1: Yeah that sounds.

1388
01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:30,840
Speaker 6: I love roller coasters, and you know, getting truly disoriented

1389
01:01:31,040 --> 01:01:32,160
Speaker 6: is it's pretty.

1390
01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:37,600
Speaker 4: Sure, pretty excited roller coaster that it can get on anything.

1391
01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:40,800
Speaker 4: We called it the Rocco planes, but whatever. When it

1392
01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:44,440
Speaker 4: was when it's a ferris wheel with cars that flip,

1393
01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:49,120
Speaker 4: but if it's spinning, even a children's teacup ride, I

1394
01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:53,400
Speaker 4: will vomit. And I really vomited it Pivotal points in

1395
01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:58,000
Speaker 4: my life where I'm just making friends. Yeah, domined right

1396
01:01:58,040 --> 01:02:00,600
Speaker 4: over them. They stole my friends to today. But the

1397
01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:02,480
Speaker 4: girl I was danding broke up with me.

1398
01:02:02,720 --> 01:02:04,480
Speaker 2: She wasn't into your vomits that Monday.

1399
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:07,120
Speaker 1: She just is like, I can't believe you're a vomitter.

1400
01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:08,440
Speaker 2: Get away from me.

1401
01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:11,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a strong stomach. No you don't. In

1402
01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:15,240
Speaker 1: most cases, it was spinning. I was in the pool.

1403
01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:18,800
Speaker 6: That's the other thing about like reflexes is as you

1404
01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:22,160
Speaker 6: eventually you lose enough inner ear fluid where your balance

1405
01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:23,040
Speaker 6: is never the same.

1406
01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:24,840
Speaker 1: Oh no, irrecoverable.

1407
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:25,640
Speaker 2: That's horrifying.

1408
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:27,920
Speaker 1: And one day you're you know, you hop on that

1409
01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:30,400
Speaker 1: coaster and it is barf City, USA.

1410
01:02:30,160 --> 01:02:33,800
Speaker 2: And you can't move away. You are a citizen of

1411
01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:34,360
Speaker 2: Barf City.

1412
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:36,320
Speaker 1: You've become the mayor of Barftown.

1413
01:02:37,680 --> 01:02:41,520
Speaker 6: My mom is very She throw up off ferris wheel.

1414
01:02:41,560 --> 01:02:43,120
Speaker 6: You know, we're on the ferris wheel. Give her a

1415
01:02:43,160 --> 01:02:45,640
Speaker 6: hard time about it, and then after you know, we

1416
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:48,360
Speaker 6: finally land and she goes Barf's in the bathroom, just

1417
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:51,560
Speaker 6: the you know, that sad look on your face after

1418
01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:53,400
Speaker 6: you you throw up and you just feel bad.

1419
01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:57,240
Speaker 1: You don't feel good. Usually, yeah, that's that. I felt horrible.

1420
01:02:57,240 --> 01:02:59,720
Speaker 1: I felt horrible. So we pushed her too far.

1421
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,720
Speaker 3: Well, so it's fine if that's happening to you, but

1422
01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:05,040
Speaker 3: your mom is the person that makes that stop for you.

1423
01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:09,600
Speaker 3: So to see your mom felled that way is terrible.

1424
01:03:09,760 --> 01:03:12,440
Speaker 1: I was so mad. My parents made me play trombone.

1425
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:14,480
Speaker 4: But one time my mom picked me up at school

1426
01:03:14,480 --> 01:03:16,960
Speaker 4: and she said, I'll carry your trombone, and then she

1427
01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:19,760
Speaker 4: slipped on the ice because she was holding a trombone

1428
01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:22,600
Speaker 4: and bruised her tailbone. And I just really felt awful

1429
01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:23,800
Speaker 4: and I wanted to bring that up.

1430
01:03:24,040 --> 01:03:26,960
Speaker 3: You quit, yeah, good, another one of those you quit

1431
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:28,680
Speaker 3: trombone after that, though, Yeah yeah.

1432
01:03:28,560 --> 01:03:31,400
Speaker 1: Oh I'm done, good, done, good, good smart.

1433
01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:33,680
Speaker 4: It's terrible to watch your mom slip on the ice

1434
01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:34,840
Speaker 4: holding your trombone.

1435
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:36,960
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me or anything?

1436
01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:39,480
Speaker 6: She would have caught herself if she wasn't holding your

1437
01:03:39,520 --> 01:03:40,440
Speaker 6: fucking trombone.

1438
01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:42,280
Speaker 3: I know she would have been a little whoo whoo

1439
01:03:42,320 --> 01:03:44,480
Speaker 3: woo after her arms out like a tap dancer.

1440
01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:46,360
Speaker 1: At least I could have been good at playing it.

1441
01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:47,720
Speaker 1: But I wasn't even good.

1442
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:50,280
Speaker 2: God, none of that was worth it.

1443
01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:53,240
Speaker 1: Didn't practice. I forged a lot of my practice. She

1444
01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:56,880
Speaker 1: would have wasted. Yeah, I know. I could have been

1445
01:03:56,960 --> 01:04:00,560
Speaker 1: in a ska band, a ska band, and I've never

1446
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:03,479
Speaker 1: met all You're never in just one sky.

1447
01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:06,360
Speaker 4: You're a trombone guy. You're spread pretty thin all over

1448
01:04:06,440 --> 01:04:07,200
Speaker 4: Moon Records.

1449
01:04:07,240 --> 01:04:09,800
Speaker 1: You're gigging, You're gigg Paul.

1450
01:04:09,800 --> 01:04:10,800
Speaker 2: Can you play an instrument?

1451
01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:13,640
Speaker 1: I can play the guitar, A little bit like.

1452
01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:16,640
Speaker 2: What Eagles level? Are we talking John Mott?

1453
01:04:16,680 --> 01:04:18,479
Speaker 1: Mayor No, like Eagles level?

1454
01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:18,920
Speaker 3: M M.

1455
01:04:19,120 --> 01:04:23,240
Speaker 6: Definitely a lot of like like John Prine and Robert

1456
01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:24,720
Speaker 6: Earl Keane like told her.

1457
01:04:25,040 --> 01:04:28,120
Speaker 2: John Frin writes some of the best three chord songs.

1458
01:04:27,760 --> 01:04:29,560
Speaker 1: Of all time. Yeah, you feel like you're doing a

1459
01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:30,960
Speaker 1: good job and it's really simple.

1460
01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:35,080
Speaker 3: Yes, he covers up those sweet lyrics with the simplest

1461
01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:36,360
Speaker 3: chord structure ever.

1462
01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:39,040
Speaker 6: So it's just, yeah, I can actually play it, you

1463
01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:41,560
Speaker 6: know what. And this is a proud achievement. I finally

1464
01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:44,800
Speaker 6: have been able to play a B chord without completely

1465
01:04:44,840 --> 01:04:45,520
Speaker 6: fucking it up.

1466
01:04:45,480 --> 01:04:47,920
Speaker 2: And doing the song for four full seconds.

1467
01:04:48,040 --> 01:04:50,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, now it's down to two, and I feel like

1468
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:51,680
Speaker 6: that is stylistic.

1469
01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:53,920
Speaker 1: At this point, I don't know what a bee cord is.

1470
01:04:54,040 --> 01:04:54,800
Speaker 1: Why is it hard?

1471
01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:55,760
Speaker 2: It's a bar chord.

1472
01:04:56,960 --> 01:04:59,600
Speaker 3: So you have to like, if I'm can correct me,

1473
01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:01,800
Speaker 3: if I'm well, why is it hard for you?

1474
01:05:01,840 --> 01:05:02,640
Speaker 2: Why don't you answer?

1475
01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:03,160
Speaker 1: It's hard?

1476
01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:05,520
Speaker 6: So the you have to bar the top fret with

1477
01:05:05,560 --> 01:05:09,400
Speaker 6: your index finger, and then you have to get three

1478
01:05:09,480 --> 01:05:12,600
Speaker 6: other strings right next to each other, all pressed down,

1479
01:05:13,240 --> 01:05:15,240
Speaker 6: and you have to get them pressed right up against

1480
01:05:15,240 --> 01:05:15,800
Speaker 6: the fretbar.

1481
01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:16,880
Speaker 1: Otherwise it buzzes.

1482
01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:19,720
Speaker 6: Yeah, you like you kind of sit on the last

1483
01:05:19,720 --> 01:05:21,200
Speaker 6: string and it has a flat sound.

1484
01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:23,160
Speaker 3: So it's kind of like going like this, and you

1485
01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:26,800
Speaker 3: practice it and you do it wrong for the first

1486
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:30,160
Speaker 3: forty thousand times you do it, and then finally your

1487
01:05:30,160 --> 01:05:32,280
Speaker 3: hand does it right and it's like it's not even

1488
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:32,720
Speaker 3: about you.

1489
01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:34,040
Speaker 2: You don't really know why.

1490
01:05:34,360 --> 01:05:36,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, but suddenly it's doing it right, and it's so

1491
01:05:36,880 --> 01:05:42,560
Speaker 3: it's uncomfortable, it's weird, it hurts your hand, and congratulations,

1492
01:05:42,600 --> 01:05:43,840
Speaker 3: I'm glad you're past that point.

1493
01:05:43,920 --> 01:05:45,120
Speaker 1: Oh, I couldn't be.

1494
01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:47,840
Speaker 6: I would avoid songs that had B chords in it,

1495
01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:49,439
Speaker 6: and I was like, oh, well, I guess I'm never

1496
01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:51,240
Speaker 6: learning James Taylor's Mexico.

1497
01:05:51,400 --> 01:05:54,280
Speaker 2: Well that's what cabos are for the you can just

1498
01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:55,080
Speaker 2: change that.

1499
01:05:55,320 --> 01:05:57,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, you change what key it's in, and then you

1500
01:05:57,120 --> 01:05:59,440
Speaker 3: just use a cabo or like, yeah, I've.

1501
01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:01,919
Speaker 2: Never used I never do Barcoards because I hate him.

1502
01:06:02,040 --> 01:06:02,960
Speaker 1: It's so challenging.

1503
01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:06,920
Speaker 6: I use akpo and I'm trying to learn about, you know,

1504
01:06:07,040 --> 01:06:09,120
Speaker 6: translating up and down with different.

1505
01:06:10,760 --> 01:06:17,240
Speaker 1: Having the guitar tune at different keys out my spot. No, No,

1506
01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:20,000
Speaker 1: you're good, you're good. You already have people trying to

1507
01:06:20,240 --> 01:06:22,919
Speaker 1: kill you from up there. Yeah that's right. No one's

1508
01:06:22,960 --> 01:06:25,400
Speaker 1: going to bring anything new to this street. No, that's true.

1509
01:06:25,560 --> 01:06:28,600
Speaker 3: Maybe people will come and help you're danger honey.

1510
01:06:28,680 --> 01:06:31,800
Speaker 6: Well, it's so funny because it's such a thoroughly gentrified neighborhood.

1511
01:06:31,840 --> 01:06:33,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, this little micro palace.

1512
01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:37,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, it used to be a six hundred square foot

1513
01:06:37,360 --> 01:06:41,640
Speaker 6: single room house and they leveled it and dug down

1514
01:06:41,680 --> 01:06:44,000
Speaker 6: a level. It's like a three story baby.

1515
01:06:43,680 --> 01:06:45,280
Speaker 1: Mixed feeling about it.

1516
01:06:45,360 --> 01:06:47,840
Speaker 4: I like how it's modern and boxy, but then also

1517
01:06:47,880 --> 01:06:48,840
Speaker 4: made of found wood.

1518
01:06:49,600 --> 01:06:50,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks cool.

1519
01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:53,720
Speaker 1: It's quarte stylers found at a store. Because it's now.

1520
01:06:55,680 --> 01:06:57,800
Speaker 6: They might have knocked a church down for its wood.

1521
01:06:57,840 --> 01:07:00,400
Speaker 2: You never worth it it to me?

1522
01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:03,840
Speaker 1: Well, I know, is it safe to drop you off

1523
01:07:03,840 --> 01:07:05,320
Speaker 1: in front? Yeah it is.

1524
01:07:07,240 --> 01:07:07,960
Speaker 2: It'll be cool.

1525
01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:09,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, so far, so good.

1526
01:07:09,600 --> 01:07:11,440
Speaker 3: Do you have any plugs or things coming up? There

1527
01:07:11,520 --> 01:07:13,240
Speaker 3: are things you want people to know about you.

1528
01:07:14,200 --> 01:07:17,040
Speaker 6: I always encourage people to listen to my wonderful stand

1529
01:07:17,120 --> 01:07:18,040
Speaker 6: up comedy album.

1530
01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:19,480
Speaker 2: I was there when it was recorded.

1531
01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:20,960
Speaker 1: Were thank you for coming?

1532
01:07:21,040 --> 01:07:21,960
Speaker 2: Of course? I'm your fan.

1533
01:07:22,120 --> 01:07:23,760
Speaker 1: What is it? What did you call it?

1534
01:07:23,760 --> 01:07:27,200
Speaker 6: It's called dank oh yeah, oh yeah, kind of like

1535
01:07:27,240 --> 01:07:29,760
Speaker 6: my last name. But also it's a drug reference.

1536
01:07:29,960 --> 01:07:32,080
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, is that is that? What that is? I

1537
01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:33,160
Speaker 1: thought it was about the weather.

1538
01:07:33,880 --> 01:07:38,920
Speaker 6: Well, more like describe a bog or unfinished basement. Sure,

1539
01:07:39,320 --> 01:07:42,400
Speaker 6: a lot of evocative qualities that I liked about finish.

1540
01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:44,880
Speaker 2: There's a real smell, that's right.

1541
01:07:45,200 --> 01:07:47,000
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, it is musty.

1542
01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:51,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, it is messed on the tracks. There were other

1543
01:07:51,240 --> 01:07:53,600
Speaker 6: there were two people at the recording that were dressed

1544
01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:56,600
Speaker 6: up like the Big Lebowski because it happened to be

1545
01:07:56,640 --> 01:07:58,360
Speaker 6: on the same day as Lebowski Fest.

1546
01:07:58,520 --> 01:07:59,680
Speaker 1: Oh that's terrific.

1547
01:07:59,720 --> 01:08:03,240
Speaker 6: And the it's like friends of family friends. I really

1548
01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:06,000
Speaker 6: know these people. They were in town at Lebowski Fest

1549
01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:09,400
Speaker 6: and they came to it trust as the Big Lebowski.

1550
01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:12,720
Speaker 6: And it still I always have this picture in my

1551
01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:15,840
Speaker 6: mind of speaking the words and just looking at two

1552
01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:19,160
Speaker 6: people trust like the Dude, and it was just so

1553
01:08:19,280 --> 01:08:20,040
Speaker 6: beyond amusing.

1554
01:08:20,160 --> 01:08:23,080
Speaker 4: I wish that was a on video special so people

1555
01:08:23,120 --> 01:08:23,760
Speaker 4: could see that.

1556
01:08:23,680 --> 01:08:25,320
Speaker 1: And have it never be explained to them.

1557
01:08:26,760 --> 01:08:29,120
Speaker 6: I'm an next time I record, when I will encourage

1558
01:08:29,120 --> 01:08:30,519
Speaker 6: a couple of people to dress up like.

1559
01:08:30,479 --> 01:08:33,080
Speaker 2: The Dude, come down and like that's what you need.

1560
01:08:33,560 --> 01:08:36,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, it helps. It certainly cuts me up.

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01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:38,040
Speaker 2: SE's a tone for sure.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, you get a wild peacock to me

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01:08:41,560 --> 01:08:44,080
Speaker 1: under around? Oh yeah, well that show is over.

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Speaker 4: You know there was a comedy show with a peacock

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Speaker 4: in the backyard, right, Yes, that lily hammered show those

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01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:53,639
Speaker 4: guys from the south that we're here. Yeah, yeah, that's

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01:08:54,200 --> 01:08:57,479
Speaker 4: There was a giant cock in the back and he

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01:08:57,800 --> 01:09:01,519
Speaker 4: was his house basically, was I get the guy was

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Speaker 4: in prison?

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Speaker 1: I asked the neighbors about.

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Speaker 4: There was like a Jaguar that they obviously didn't have

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Speaker 4: the keys to. It was a nice car, but the

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01:09:08,400 --> 01:09:11,439
Speaker 4: tires were flat and the roof was open. It had

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Speaker 4: a sun roof, and the peacock which just for years

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01:09:14,680 --> 01:09:16,360
Speaker 4: had been shitting into the car.

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Speaker 1: It was just covered with peacock shit inside. You can

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Speaker 1: still nice car.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and just a beautiful but very prone to violent bird.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet not like people.

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Speaker 6: When you're that beautiful, you can't help but be a

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Speaker 6: little bit.

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Speaker 2: You don't have to like people. They like you so much. Paul,

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01:09:36,520 --> 01:09:38,840
Speaker 2: what about squat Milt? Do you want to give your is?

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01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:39,679
Speaker 1: Are you on it?

1585
01:09:39,840 --> 01:09:41,200
Speaker 2: Are you like one of the co hosts?

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Speaker 1: You know.

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01:09:41,640 --> 01:09:44,280
Speaker 6: I've hosted it for Howard a couple of times. He'll

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01:09:44,320 --> 01:09:47,200
Speaker 6: have to leave for whatever reason. I've got to step in,

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01:09:47,280 --> 01:09:50,000
Speaker 6: and it's always really fun. I encourage people to go

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01:09:50,040 --> 01:09:51,840
Speaker 6: even if I'm not performing it. Oh okay, I'm not

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01:09:51,880 --> 01:09:52,400
Speaker 6: at all of them.

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Speaker 2: But what night is it?

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01:09:53,680 --> 01:09:54,519
Speaker 1: Wednesday nights?

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01:09:54,800 --> 01:09:56,439
Speaker 2: And where do you have to go? Into some kind

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01:09:56,479 --> 01:09:58,000
Speaker 2: of a website or something.

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01:09:58,040 --> 01:10:02,280
Speaker 1: You know what? I would follow Howard Kramer let me

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01:10:02,360 --> 01:10:03,759
Speaker 1: plug his Twitter KR.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you are good one, and.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's it's a really great thing.

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Speaker 1: It's really fun cool.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, thank you so much for taking a ride

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Speaker 3: with us today.

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01:10:14,479 --> 01:10:16,080
Speaker 2: This was a really summertime chill.

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Speaker 6: Thanks for this was great and thanks Shelley for the Arnold.

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Speaker 3: Paul Colmer, thank you for the Arnold. Thank you Arnold

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Speaker 3: for the Shelley Cohler.

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Speaker 1: You have been listening to Do you Need a Ride?

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Speaker 1: D Y N A R. This has been an exactly

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Speaker 1: right production.

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Speaker 3: Produced by Annalise Nelson, mixed by Edson Choy. Our talent

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Speaker 3: booker is Patrick Cottner.

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01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:51,000
Speaker 1: Theme song by Karen Kilgarrett.

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01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:52,800
Speaker 2: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 3: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar

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Speaker 3: podcast That's d y n a r podcast.

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Speaker 4: Our information go to exactly rightmedia dot com.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Oh, you're welcome.

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