Speaker 1: Three fifty.
Speaker 2: Start up, dot up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start Up,
Speaker 2: Brooklyn Boys, start up, dot up, dot up. They making
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Speaker 2: dot up.
Speaker 3: Episode three fifty. It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 1: What's going on there? David Brody? Not much Scary Jones.
Speaker 4: You know, I always like to make a reference, if possible,
Speaker 4: to uh something about the episode number. I would like
Speaker 4: to point out that I once owned a Buick Park
Speaker 4: Avenue that had a three fifty engine. Oh really, I
Speaker 4: think you're about to say Popular General Motors motor you
Speaker 4: were gonna.
Speaker 1: Do the podcast and get baked? That's for twenty, dumbass.
Speaker 3: No, it's not three fifty, three fifty. Most things go
Speaker 3: in the oven for three fifty. Not you say three.
Speaker 3: That shows you what I know about drugs. Sorry for yeah,
Speaker 3: four twenty. At the time of day three fifty, you
Speaker 3: get baked.
Speaker 4: Oh I'm just saying, yeah, see, so there you go slices.
Speaker 4: I'm making car references, Scary who smokes pot with his father,
Speaker 4: making drug references.
Speaker 3: I make cooking out, I make cooking references. Actually both
Speaker 3: from the they're both from the same neighborhood. I can't
Speaker 3: tell them apart. Yes you can. I will say, when
Speaker 3: you put stuff in the oven, three fifties usually the default.
Speaker 3: I mean, you can't go wrong at three fifty, right,
Speaker 3: I cook at four and four fifty. I can't wait.
Speaker 3: That doesn't necessarily mean it's gonna come out better or faster.
Speaker 1: It's just you could burn things. I mean, some things you're.
Speaker 4: Delicates ow faster scary because you you heat it up
Speaker 4: to a higher temperature. Yeah, but you could dry shit
Speaker 4: out real quick. I make sure not to dry shit out.
Speaker 4: But I don't cook at three fifty. I reheat my
Speaker 4: pizza at four hundred. I cook most things at four fifty,
Speaker 4: maybe four twenty five if I'm in a casual mood.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I got time at three fifty.
Speaker 3: Baked goods man with breads and things and muffins and
Speaker 3: cookies and cakes. You don't put that at f You
Speaker 3: don't put that at four twenty five for fifty You'll
Speaker 3: burn the shit out of it. I don't know whatever
Speaker 3: the Pillsbury flaky biscuits I make. Whatever that temperature is,
Speaker 3: that's what I love. Okay temperature, Yeah, love me some
Speaker 3: Pillsbury biscuits. By the way, they're not a sponsor. I
Speaker 3: wish they were.
Speaker 1: God, we could use a lot of sponsors, couldn't we.
Speaker 4: I mean, we are, you know, I'm surprised all the
Speaker 4: people we have listening to us, the thousands and thousands
Speaker 4: and thousands, tens of thousands of people. You guys don't
Speaker 4: work for companies that want to advertise. You guys don't
Speaker 4: own companies, work at businesses. Come on, somebody somewhere, You're right,
Speaker 4: somebody somewhere.
Speaker 1: It's got to be.
Speaker 3: It's got to be in a business or an industry
Speaker 3: that can benefit by advertising on the Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 4: But and if you're a slice, we'll give you more
Speaker 4: than the thirty seconds, like we'll do right by.
Speaker 1: You, of course, of course. But great listen, Hello Fresh
Speaker 1: is spending money, so can you? So is mint Mobile?
Speaker 1: Mint Mobile? Love Mint Mobile? These are a friend of money. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So you can't see this, brody, because the camera's on
Speaker 3: my face and there's very little in my background, very
Speaker 3: little in the background. I see a lot of the
Speaker 3: stuff piled up behind you, though, Yeah, I see an
Speaker 3: ottoman or something. Yeah, so the table's gone. Where's the table?
Speaker 3: I'm in the middle of getting stuff out of my
Speaker 3: room and re just redoing it. So all my entire
Speaker 3: the contents of my bedroom are in my living room,
Speaker 3: which is where I do the podcast. So you can't see,
Speaker 3: but if I tilted the camera in another direction, you
Speaker 3: could see on my sofa, just piles of clothes, piles
Speaker 3: of sheets and towels. The contents of my bedroom are
Speaker 3: in my living room lamps. I had all kinds of
Speaker 3: shit back there anyway I could. I barely had room
Speaker 3: to carve a path to sit down and do this podcast.
Speaker 3: This is the only chair that I can physically sit
Speaker 3: on that's not being occupied by other things.
Speaker 1: But they how else would you just sit on a
Speaker 1: chair besides physically.
Speaker 3: Saying I'm sitting on this chair. There's no other There's
Speaker 3: no other chair that I can even go to. All
Speaker 3: my other chairs are occupied. And yesterday they came in
Speaker 3: my find supervising the supervisors because you smashed your bed,
Speaker 3: right because you stemmed from me jumping on my bed
Speaker 3: and breaking the fucking thing. So I went out, and
Speaker 3: what do I do? Not just buy a new bed frame?
Speaker 3: But I'm like, oh, oh I like this dresser drawers,
Speaker 3: let me replace that. Oh I like this new night table.
Speaker 3: I want to replace that. Oh you know what, I
Speaker 3: want a new rug and a new laundry basket. And
Speaker 3: you want a new rug when the won't make you sick.
Speaker 3: That's I want a new drug. Oh sorry, sorry, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's Huey Lewis in the news. Oh my god, I
Speaker 3: want a new rug. It's very funny, buddy.
Speaker 1: I would like that if I still had access to
Speaker 1: the parody department. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So, so I'm like, you know what, let me get
Speaker 3: rid of everything in here. And then while I cleared
Speaker 3: up my room, my I guess, my my handyman and
Speaker 3: my super they decided they came up here to see
Speaker 3: what was going on because they helped take the bed out
Speaker 3: because the bed had to be removed instead of the
Speaker 3: dresser drawers. They're like, do you ever think about repainting this?
Speaker 3: And they're like huh. I'm like no, I never did.
Speaker 3: They're like, you know, if you should get some more
Speaker 3: earth tones. So I said, all right, perfect, So yeah, how.
Speaker 1: Much does it? How much did you have to pay
Speaker 1: them for earth tones?
Speaker 3: Well, they're like, we got you covered, we got you covered.
Speaker 3: We're gonna do it. So they changed my color of
Speaker 3: my room from blue and they painted it white.
Speaker 1: Yesterday. White is an earth tone.
Speaker 3: It's a cream white, creamy white. It's like it's earth white. Dirt,
Speaker 3: it's eggshat. Dirt is no sky blue. That's earth related.
Speaker 1: That's not dirt. Brown. That's the Earth.
Speaker 3: Browns and browns and beiges and grays and white, those
Speaker 3: are earth tones, grays and whites. White is an earth tone. Okay, okay,
Speaker 3: okay racist white. Yeah, so anyway, Earth, Earth is all colors. Baby,
Speaker 3: It's not just white. So I said, look, I said,
Speaker 3: I said, I don't care what you do, as long
Speaker 3: as you.
Speaker 1: What part of Earth is white. Besides the case of
Speaker 1: some rocks of.
Speaker 3: Sand, there's some sand this, there's some white sand out there.
Speaker 3: That's beagy. I still think white is an earth tone.
Speaker 3: It's considered you got you got, you got scammed again.
Speaker 3: Scare you are the most gullible. What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: So you're you're the kind of guy that would look
Speaker 3: at a painting of a white wall and they tell you,
Speaker 3: don't you see what's there?
Speaker 1: And you're like, oh, yeah, I totally see it.
Speaker 4: But to you about the volume on the podcast, and
Speaker 4: you believe that I was changing the volume.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I need an outside opinion. So in this process,
Speaker 3: while the room was cleared, outside opinion, you got the
Speaker 3: opinion of your your super and landlord, the guys who
Speaker 3: want to you.
Speaker 1: You had to pay it.
Speaker 4: If painted, oh we'll get hey, hey, hey, hey, miguel,
Speaker 4: what kind of paint we have land in the basement.
Speaker 4: We got a lot of extra off white. Oh good,
Speaker 4: tell them it's earth tones, dude. They suck at you.
Speaker 4: Know that your bedroom was light blue. It was beautiful.
Speaker 4: It matched your furniture, it matched your living room. It
Speaker 4: was great at light blue. Now you have white. Why
Speaker 4: is what they paint? White is what they paint something
Speaker 4: when you move out and they want to make it
Speaker 4: neutral for the next tenant to come in.
Speaker 1: You unpainted your room. Oh come on, you know what
Speaker 1: you did.
Speaker 4: You just went to a car dealership and got the
Speaker 4: light silver car that was sitting on the lot of two.
Speaker 1: What's wrong with white? Here's here's how they sold it,
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 3: They're like, look, your bed, your dresser, drawers, and your
Speaker 3: nightstand are all going to be white.
Speaker 1: Everything's going to be white. So okay, so they should
Speaker 1: contrast off of the blue walls. No, but here here's
Speaker 1: the thing. White. Oh you didn't you having a white
Speaker 1: party in bed?
Speaker 3: White is it makes you relax, It gives you, It
Speaker 3: gives you, like peace of mind and serenity. White and
Speaker 3: white opens the room. Now white opens the room up.
Speaker 3: See other darker colors. And it was a kind of
Speaker 3: a royal blue. It kind of closes the room in.
Speaker 3: I've there's not a lot of space in that room.
Speaker 3: You've been in that room, It's it's small. I got
Speaker 3: a very small bedroom.
Speaker 1: So why what size? Your room is? Now the same
Speaker 1: size except you have plain white walls.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: But but if I want piece and serenity and relaxation,
Speaker 3: you'll never.
Speaker 4: Have piece and serenity and relaxation. Who are you kidding?
Speaker 4: You're high strungs. So so they're like, look, you know,
Speaker 4: the room's empty. Never been a better time than right
Speaker 4: now to paint it. I'm like, you know what, you're right.
Speaker 3: So they're like, they got they got me the Aura
Speaker 3: Benjamin Moore. You know, I gotta have my top top
Speaker 3: shelf Aura, like rita Aura. Aura is the best paint
Speaker 3: out Benjamin Moore. Aura is the best paint out there.
Speaker 1: They stop it.
Speaker 3: You don't know shit about the other scary how much
Speaker 3: I remember on a previous episode of this podcast, you
Speaker 3: complained about a budget home store and their paint. It's
Speaker 3: clearly on this fucking podcast. You guys can scroll back
Speaker 3: slices and you were my witness. You bought ship paint.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna name the name because I named the brand.
Speaker 3: You gotta know the store and you.
Speaker 1: Brought paint from that place.
Speaker 3: They got the color wrong. I asked for light gray
Speaker 3: and they gave me dark black. But they fucked you
Speaker 3: and they and I heard that that paint, that store
Speaker 3: with that paint was no the store.
Speaker 4: The story was, if you don't remember, was the guy
Speaker 4: working there told me the problem with the paint was
Speaker 4: I asked for the most inexpensive paint. Yeah, but that's
Speaker 4: not an explanation of why ordering light gray paint came
Speaker 4: out black. But Benjamin Moore Aura is a quality, a
Speaker 4: high quality paint.
Speaker 1: It's scary. How much did it cost to repaint your
Speaker 1: ten by ten bedroom? Three hundred? Yeah, four hundred, three hundred.
Speaker 4: Three hundred, Yeah, they painted it white. They gave you
Speaker 4: you know what, they know what? They used that white
Speaker 4: paint for, uh, insane asylums, hospitals, the projects. When my
Speaker 4: mother lived in a rent controlled apartment, one hundred year
Speaker 4: old building in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: When they painted their apartment, it was white.
Speaker 3: You painted it white, well, thrown with white for a bedroom?
Speaker 3: Nothing thing, but your furniture is white. So white on
Speaker 3: white is okay? It's earth tone you was, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: and in fact, they're gonna be it. It's some of
Speaker 3: it is a little beige color.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, can't you look like a cold Play concert? Wow,
Speaker 1: that's how white it is. You are terrible.
Speaker 3: Well, listen, my I will take a picture and post
Speaker 3: the finished product once everything's in there. How will anyone
Speaker 3: know you took a picture. It's gonna be a picture
Speaker 3: of whiteness. So they came in yesterday and they they painted.
Speaker 3: They were here for a few hours. They did a
Speaker 3: bunch of good things to you know, for me. And
Speaker 3: then and now today my furniture is coming. That's why
Speaker 3: I'm up up against the clock here. What kind of
Speaker 3: good things did they do? They well, they well, first
Speaker 3: of all, they had to take the TV after raw.
Speaker 3: They they had to cover up some cracks. They did
Speaker 3: a little spackle, They put a little stuff in the cracks.
Speaker 3: They they did, they take all the outlet covers off
Speaker 3: or did they just paint white over them?
Speaker 1: Kind of people?
Speaker 3: Do you think I have work in here? No, these
Speaker 3: people are professional. They knew what they were doing. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they got you to buy earth tone white. It's it's
Speaker 3: calm winter white or eggshell. I forgot the name of it.
Speaker 3: It's kind of it's a very nice color. Did they
Speaker 3: tell you it was a crew and charge you more money?
Speaker 1: Wow? You?
Speaker 3: Or?
Speaker 1: Yes? White paints?
Speaker 4: Is if any of you guys are like fashion experts,
Speaker 4: you went to school for colors? What's let us know
Speaker 4: if white is an earth tone?
Speaker 1: Okay? What? And and what's wrong? Furthermore?
Speaker 3: With white? A white wall bedroom? Why can't we paint?
Speaker 3: What's wrong with white walls? Is that a bathroom story?
Speaker 1: But all your furniture is white?
Speaker 4: Like, imagine how great your furniture would look if your
Speaker 4: furniture was like a nice a cherry wood, like a
Speaker 4: reddish brown with the white walls, that would be great.
Speaker 4: But you have white furniture with white walls, You're gonna
Speaker 4: look like you're in some kind of I want to
Speaker 4: be in a futuristic room kind of thing.
Speaker 1: It's very eighties white furniture. Would walls I don't know.
Speaker 3: Now you're making me think. You're making me think twice
Speaker 3: that I did the wrong. Somebody's got to make you think.
Speaker 3: I hope your brain doesn't hurt.
Speaker 4: Wow, so maybe so not even a stripe. You didn't
Speaker 4: paint any stripes, nothing stripes.
Speaker 3: What are you doing here? NOTHINGNNA tell you. I should
Speaker 3: I should have stole wallpaper. Are you that guy.
Speaker 4: But white with wife? I don't know, man, it just
Speaker 4: seems like what goes with white?
Speaker 1: White?
Speaker 3: They had extra white. They had extra white paint in
Speaker 3: the basement, Like going for a look. We can make
Speaker 3: four hundred bucks off this guy. I'm going for a look.
Speaker 3: What's the look, mayonnaise?
Speaker 1: It's the podcast.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Brodie, I think sometimes you you don't.
Speaker 1: You don't have any taste. You know. I don't want
Speaker 1: I don't want to wrong.
Speaker 3: I don't want to rip you for that, but I'm like,
Speaker 3: you know, I'm thinking, like, consider the source. Consider who's
Speaker 3: telling me that I fucked up? David Brody, Dude, I
Speaker 3: worked in retail. I had an eye for matching colors
Speaker 3: with things.
Speaker 1: Okay, white matches with white.
Speaker 3: Yeah, at a certain point, the bed frame does have
Speaker 3: a nice little tan wood frame around it. But it's
Speaker 3: also white. Oh that's an earth tone. Yeah, there's some
Speaker 3: axis in there.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay.
Speaker 3: The handles on the white dresser drawers are gold.
Speaker 1: How about that gold. It's like a gold lacker. That's
Speaker 1: tack packycker lacker. I didn't even know her. I'm okay,
Speaker 1: I'm excited. I'm happy for my You should be happy,
Speaker 1: you should be very happy. Scary.
Speaker 4: Luckily, you already have a girlfriend. You don't need to
Speaker 4: impress anybody. Does Robin know you painted the bedroom white? Yes,
Speaker 4: with gold handles.
Speaker 1: She said, I can't wait to see it.
Speaker 3: All right, all right, we're gonna move off this topic
Speaker 3: because because I'm honestly this is to betinued.
Speaker 1: All Right, Hey, uh, I know you like you like
Speaker 1: the lingo of the kids. I know you do. I
Speaker 1: know you like to use whatever the hot phrases are.
Speaker 3: You mean skimbity do toilet riz and h skimmity toilet
Speaker 3: and cap and no cap and what else did the
Speaker 3: kids say these days?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Well, I'll tell you there's an expression that I understand
Speaker 4: what it means. It's grammatically incorrect, but remember, like like
Speaker 4: I said, if you have to ask for extra gravy.
Speaker 4: If it's automatic, then it's not extra gravy. Yes, And
Speaker 4: if everything's offensive, then nothing's offensive.
Speaker 1: Oh that I live to this day.
Speaker 4: Okay, the expression it hits different, Yeah, it hits all.
Speaker 4: Grammatically it should be it hits differently. But that's not
Speaker 4: my problem. I mean, that's part of my problem, but
Speaker 4: that's not my problem. My problem is if everything hits different,
Speaker 4: nothing hits different. Every commercial, this gambling site, it just
Speaker 4: hits different. Come out to city field, it hits different.
Speaker 4: This food company hits different, It hits different, it hits different,
Speaker 4: it hits different, hits different, it hits different or differently
Speaker 4: from from other things.
Speaker 1: But everything can't hit different, Yes it can. It's overused.
Speaker 3: It's a differentiation. Hey, the Brooklyn Boys podcast, it hits different.
Speaker 3: It does from other podcasts. It's implied, it's implied that
Speaker 3: it hits different from other podcasts things.
Speaker 4: When every commercial uses that phrase, it's a bit much.
Speaker 1: Do I have to start? If we're talking about overused phrases.
Speaker 3: I think every commercial and everything in life shouldn't be iconic.
Speaker 3: If everything's iconic, then nothing's iconic. And why can't shrimp
Speaker 3: be delicious? Why does it have to be suculentes have to.
Speaker 1: Be melty melty.
Speaker 3: Oh. They hate when they put the y at the
Speaker 3: end of the word melt. Well, that's the same as
Speaker 3: not putting the end of it's differently, Yeah, but it belongs.
Speaker 1: In differently, but it doesn't belong in melt. That's right.
Speaker 1: They leave off one and added to the other. Right.
Speaker 3: But if something's iconic or there's another word that people
Speaker 3: are using, it's overused.
Speaker 4: To it's insane. I saw a commercial on TikTok it
Speaker 4: was insane. Have you seen this new insane AI maker?
Speaker 4: It's insane? Look at this insane video. She's insane. It's insane.
Speaker 4: It's not insane, dude, it's normal. It's fine. It's not insane.
Speaker 4: It doesn't hit different. It's just it's fine. It's fine.
Speaker 4: Like everything's crazy, this is great. Have you seen this
Speaker 4: video game?
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 4: No, it's just a video game, that's it.
Speaker 3: It's not insane. It's not literally insane. It's not like,
Speaker 3: it's not it's just it's just not. It's too much.
Speaker 3: You're desensitizing the words.
Speaker 4: If every commercial says it hits different, you're like, okay,
Speaker 4: what else you got? You have nothing to say, you know,
Speaker 4: a little backstage feel and shrimp. Have you ever had
Speaker 4: a shrimp? You ever been to a restaurant has a
Speaker 4: shrimp and go, man, this shrimp is succulent.
Speaker 1: No, that's okay. So we don't speak like that.
Speaker 3: I will say that, you know, if a little peak
Speaker 3: behind the curtain here. A lot of times, if we're
Speaker 3: promoting one of our clients, the people at the commercial
Speaker 3: agency will call them or the people who you know,
Speaker 3: the the client sponsored themselves, the copyright they cop they
Speaker 3: will write up a script, a suggested script, and you know,
Speaker 3: I don't if I feel like I don't talk like that,
Speaker 3: I will change words. I'll change it to my language
Speaker 3: and my right you know, my expression, you know my attitude.
Speaker 3: And they're usually fine with this because it's especially when
Speaker 3: the script says, we, oh, we have a great deal
Speaker 3: on cars.
Speaker 1: We don't. We don't.
Speaker 4: I don't work there, I don't work for I don't
Speaker 4: work for that from company. That's like celebrities like, oh,
Speaker 4: we hear a T Mobile? You don't work for T Mobile?
Speaker 1: Right now? To that one, I always chane.
Speaker 3: I always changed it today because it's me talking to
Speaker 3: you about them. But but a lot of times it's
Speaker 3: not written in Scary Jones speak, so I will have
Speaker 3: to go in and fine tune it. You know, I'll
Speaker 3: have to go in and see you know and say like,
Speaker 3: I wouldn't say this this way.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't use this word.
Speaker 3: I would never so so I always have to, uh,
Speaker 3: you know, brooklynize it. In fact, I have trained my
Speaker 3: chatchipt when it's helping me write rewrite commercials, to always
Speaker 3: use the Scary Jones casual Brooklyn industrial style, something laid
Speaker 3: back and like, for instance, I had to do I
Speaker 3: did something for our friends at smart Water recently sponsor,
Speaker 3: and it wasn't how I speak. I'm like, I don't
Speaker 3: talk that way, am I? So I'm gonna take these
Speaker 3: you say, you say smart water water. If I was
Speaker 3: from Pennsylvania, I'd say worder, worder smart water Woter No.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: So so rewrote it and they're like, ah, yes, we'll
Speaker 3: do that for you. I'm gonna I'm gonna change this
Speaker 3: to a Scary Jones style. And it did and and
Speaker 3: and I'm like, boom, you got me. That's exactly how
Speaker 3: I talk. So Shatgypt is getting smart, but you got
Speaker 3: to train it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So it doesn't put up pictures of me that
Speaker 1: that are somebody else. Mhm. You were talking about Are
Speaker 1: we talking about retail? We're talking about I said, I
Speaker 1: worked in retail and matching. All right, think, harken back
Speaker 1: to your days of retail. I'm HARKing.
Speaker 3: Remember remember when you were at the store and it
Speaker 3: was closing time. Let's tell you close the d eight o'clock.
Speaker 3: And I walked in this store at seven forty five.
Speaker 4: Oh, is this another one of these scary Johnes walks
Speaker 4: in at the last minute? Bullshit story?
Speaker 1: This is a true story.
Speaker 4: Did you want did you walk into UH Express and
Speaker 4: want them to make you breakfast and it was past
Speaker 4: the time?
Speaker 1: No, it was before the time.
Speaker 3: This was the night that Robin and I got stuck
Speaker 3: in Dublin and we were freezing our asses off because
Speaker 3: we only had clothing for Sicily, which is eighty ninety degrees.
Speaker 3: We didn't bring long sleeve shirts and jackets and jeans
Speaker 3: because we were in tropical hot August Italy weather. All right,
Speaker 3: So yes, here comes ladies and gentlemen, first world problem.
Speaker 3: When my flight was diverted from Sicily and we landed
Speaker 3: in Dublin, did we talk about that story on the podcast.
Speaker 3: No said you were going to tell I never told it.
Speaker 3: That's a whole episode, man. Anyway, an hour into the
Speaker 3: but that's not my point here.
Speaker 1: Okay, tell the Dublin story and then we'll get back
Speaker 1: to them.
Speaker 3: We landed in Dublin for an hour after we took
Speaker 3: off from Sicily. We were supposed to go direct to
Speaker 3: JFK New York. We ended up in Dublin because of
Speaker 3: an emergency and we had to stay there overnight.
Speaker 1: So Robin and I.
Speaker 3: Go to the Central Dumble it dumble it double in whatever,
Speaker 3: and we go to the Dumbledore and but before dinner,
Speaker 3: we're like, we're freezing. So we run into Tzara at
Speaker 3: seven forty five. We're like, a Tsar is familiar. Let's
Speaker 3: go in here. Seven forty five. Oh we closed at eight,
Speaker 3: No problem, seven forty five. I run as fast as
Speaker 3: I can to a couple of racks of clothing.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 3: I think I'll grab this jacket right here. This is
Speaker 3: something I could wear going forward.
Speaker 1: This is nice, it's cheap.
Speaker 3: I could wear it now, but I'll bring it home
Speaker 3: with me and it looks good for the future. Robin's
Speaker 3: got some stuff. Robin grows RUMs to get a pair
Speaker 3: of jeans at like.
Speaker 1: Seven fifty five.
Speaker 3: I said, uh, the the woman who was folding clothes
Speaker 3: comes up to me and says, excuse me, sir, in
Speaker 3: her Irish accent. Uh, we're now closed and you've got
Speaker 3: to go to the checkout.
Speaker 1: Do the Irish accent. Do the Irish accent.
Speaker 3: I'm never gonna try wait he on, Oh it looks
Speaker 3: were closing that.
Speaker 1: Why is it every time we do an Irish accent?
Speaker 3: Oh maybe a little maybe she had more of a
Speaker 3: cock I think she had more of a cockney accent.
Speaker 1: Little cockneye, yeah, cocky. I have no idea. That just
Speaker 1: sounds funny anyway, So.
Speaker 3: Did you ever try to ask your own cock It's
Speaker 3: it's seven fifty five, and she's like, we're closing. I said, well,
Speaker 3: I need to try this on real quick. I need
Speaker 3: to and my girlfriend and Robin needs to try these
Speaker 3: jeans on. Right, we each had three items. It's seven
Speaker 3: fifty five. It's seven fifty five. This door closed at
Speaker 3: eight o'clock. She's she's sorry, she's the dressing rooms are closed.
Speaker 3: I was like, what I said, I have about one
Speaker 3: hundred and fifty dollars in merchandise here that I want
Speaker 3: to buy. I'm going to walk out with them right now.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna, in fact, he rose, I'm gonna wear this jacket.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna wear it out. I'm gonna pop the tag.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna pop some tags and I'm.
Speaker 1: Gonna puck this jacket on.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna walk out in the street because I'm freezing
Speaker 3: my balls off. And I said my girlfriend, and I
Speaker 3: I gave her the stop story. We just got here
Speaker 3: from Sicily and we have no clothes. We're not supposed
Speaker 3: to be here right now, We're supposed to be in
Speaker 3: New York. Help And she's like, I'm sorry, I can't
Speaker 3: help you. So I'm like, really, you can't help me?
Speaker 1: Huh?
Speaker 3: Does the fucking general manager or the owner of Zara
Speaker 3: right now want to hear this owner of you.
Speaker 1: The owner of a of an industrial congline.
Speaker 3: Does Zara herself want to hear that you an employee
Speaker 3: at the Dublin store the Dublin Zara are denying customers.
Speaker 3: I'm already in your store. I've already invested ten minutes
Speaker 3: in shopping.
Speaker 1: Here at your store.
Speaker 3: Let me complete the transaction by running into the dressing
Speaker 3: room real quick. Nope, sorry, you have to go right
Speaker 3: to the You have to go right right to the
Speaker 3: register and check out. We're checking out now, you gotta go,
Speaker 3: literally literally telling me I couldn't fucking go, And Robin
Speaker 3: got so pissed she fucking took all the clothes and
Speaker 3: threw them. Said, go go fucking you clean this up,
Speaker 3: you bitch. She threw all the clothes she had in
Speaker 3: her hand, and she threw though, don't tell that story. No,
Speaker 3: I just did look bad. No, you know what, they
Speaker 3: made themselves look bad. Go fucking clean up this mess. Now,
Speaker 3: I'm not going to these racks because she could she
Speaker 3: could not. She had five items in her hand that
Speaker 3: she was gonna buy. We needed four minutes to just
Speaker 3: try the shit on and go to the registers.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, throw the merchandise.
Speaker 3: Robin threw the merchandise down like onto the onto the
Speaker 3: little uh, onto the pile, and said, all right, I
Speaker 3: guess I'm not taking any of this, which is true
Speaker 3: because Robin spent all her time gathering all this ship up,
Speaker 3: and now you're not gonna let her go in the
Speaker 3: dressing room for three minutes to try something on. So
Speaker 3: she she's not gonna hold on a second, she's not
Speaker 3: gonna home on.
Speaker 1: She's not gonna go and buy it sight unseen.
Speaker 3: She can't, she can't try it on, and she's certainly
Speaker 3: not gonna go run around the store putting it all
Speaker 3: back into where she found it.
Speaker 1: We don't have enough time, obviously, so I said.
Speaker 3: Robin, you just grabbed that jacket, because we've tried it
Speaker 3: on right right there on the floor. You grab that jacket.
Speaker 3: I'll grab this jacket, and let's just get out of here.
Speaker 3: And we we took the jackets to the register, and
Speaker 3: we paid for our jackets, and we paid for one
Speaker 3: item each with our fucking shorts on, and and we
Speaker 3: we fucking made the purchase and walked out. But can
Speaker 3: you imagine denying your customer five minutes before the top
Speaker 3: of the hour when you're closing, when you say eight o'clock,
Speaker 3: the door from the outside closes at eight o'clock.
Speaker 1: That means you cannot come in at for eight o'clock.
Speaker 4: If you're in the they weren't gonna lock you in
Speaker 4: the store. They don't know if you have a gun.
Speaker 4: They don't know if you're gonna rob the place. If
Speaker 4: you're in there with that bullshit. If you're in the store,
Speaker 4: in hell, you're gonna try on the clothes, step out,
Speaker 4: see if she likes the way they look on you,
Speaker 4: then go to the register and under five minutes, which
Speaker 4: means the doors are gonna lock and you're still in there,
Speaker 4: and maybe anyone who's bullshit, that's not how that works
Speaker 4: when you and you're in retail and I don't know
Speaker 4: island rules.
Speaker 1: Hold on a second.
Speaker 3: At eight o'clock, the doors closed, stop letting people in
Speaker 3: the store. You're supposed to put the lock on the
Speaker 3: door so people can't come in, but anyone left in
Speaker 3: the store should be able to follow through and complete
Speaker 3: their transaction. And part of completing that transaction is being
Speaker 3: able to try on a fucking pair of jeans.
Speaker 1: For two minutes.
Speaker 4: Question, Plain Devil's advocate, What say you went and tried
Speaker 4: on the clothes and then went to the register. Yeah,
Speaker 4: if it all went according to Scary Jones's plan, what
Speaker 4: time do you think you'd be done walking out the store?
Speaker 1: Five after eight? You think you try the way?
Speaker 3: Hold on a second, people were everyone. There were a
Speaker 3: lot of people shopping still, so the lines started forming
Speaker 3: for the checkout line, the checkout counter.
Speaker 1: So you want to the only one's in there in
Speaker 1: the store. No, hell's no. There were twenty people in
Speaker 1: the store. It's a huge. It's a two.
Speaker 3: It was a three level Zara. It was like a double.
Speaker 3: It was a triple threat. There was like like the
Speaker 3: Men's was on a whole were on a whole different level.
Speaker 3: It was up the escalator. It was like a size
Speaker 3: of a Macy's. It was a huge Tzara. It wasn't
Speaker 3: This wasn't a boutique store you're talking about. There was
Speaker 3: a little store like in the mall. Like, dude, this
Speaker 3: is on the streets of Dublin. This is right off
Speaker 3: the street and the main part of Dublin. This is
Speaker 3: their flag, the Dublin flagship. You're gonna tell me, you're
Speaker 3: not gonna give me five fucking more minutes when I've
Speaker 3: already had the merchant in my hand, just so I
Speaker 3: just want to try my shit on and guess what
Speaker 3: store and listening on the register line. They started rounding
Speaker 3: everybody up. Security started going around tapping people. That's it,
Speaker 3: he's got to stop.
Speaker 1: One guy. One guy was.
Speaker 3: Like like like a flipping through the rack, looking like
Speaker 3: looking for his size. Sir, stop shopping now, gotta go
Speaker 3: to the register. We're closed, We're closing. We're closed.
Speaker 1: So that's fucking rude. That's rude. Sorry.
Speaker 4: My guess is in a store that size, they probably
Speaker 4: wanted to be able to lock down the dressing rooms
Speaker 4: know they were empty so security could start doing their sweep,
Speaker 4: so that they know.
Speaker 3: Your sweep after your customers have left. Now, I'm not
Speaker 3: saying listen, if you're telling me you're closing, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: stop shopping. But I should be able to take what
Speaker 3: I already have in my hand, and I already because
Speaker 3: that shopping took place the last ten minutes when you
Speaker 3: were open, so I should be able to go into
Speaker 3: the dressing room and see. And by the way, if
Speaker 3: the shit didn't fit, then okay, I'm not gonna take it.
Speaker 1: I'm not quit, but I'm not gonna.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna go back to the
Speaker 3: rack looking for other sizes at that point it's too late.
Speaker 3: But I should be able to try on what I had.
Speaker 3: By the way, i've never seen my girlfriend get that.
Speaker 3: I'm like, wow, I've never seen that. All the views
Speaker 3: I've been with her.
Speaker 4: Scary Jones goes into the dressing room with a thirty
Speaker 4: six waist pants and I know it's different sizes in Europe.
Speaker 4: He goes in and they're just a little too tight.
Speaker 4: You wouldn't run back out and just go.
Speaker 3: Let me just grab a thirty eight, Let me just
Speaker 3: grabb thirty I'm just gonna grab thirty eight. If I
Speaker 3: grab the thirty eight, I'm not going back to try it.
Speaker 3: I will grab it and take my chances. At that point,
Speaker 3: that's a risk that the jeans were.
Speaker 1: Like one hundred yards away from the fitting rooms.
Speaker 3: No, I would just go. I would take take what
Speaker 3: I have and go. But Brody, a man of retail,
Speaker 3: you wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I want you out. I want to go home, get
Speaker 1: with Scary and Brody.
Speaker 4: Hey, before the commercial, we were talking about retail, and
Speaker 4: this is a story I had from July. I just
Speaker 4: haven't brought it up in case you're wondering why I'm
Speaker 4: mentioning it in September. But I was in the supermarket
Speaker 4: and you guys have all seen this. Have you ever
Speaker 4: been online at the supermarket? And maybe a third in line,
Speaker 4: so you're not in the aisle, you're like, you know,
Speaker 4: you're not in yet with the magazines and the candy.
Speaker 4: You're standing behind where the registers in the countertop start,
Speaker 4: and next to you is a pile of air conditioners
Speaker 4: or televisions. Who goes to a supermarket to buy groceries
Speaker 4: and says, oh, you know what else I need?
Speaker 3: I need an air conditioner, a non name brand I
Speaker 3: don't know if it's a good price or a high
Speaker 3: sense television. Who goes to the supermarket and buys can goods,
Speaker 3: frozen pizza and while I'm here, let me pick up
Speaker 3: an air conditioner and a television set. Rich people does that.
Speaker 3: People who don't give a fuck about money people. Rich
Speaker 3: people do not go to supermarkets and buy air conditioning
Speaker 3: units for one hundred and twenty dollars. They do for site.
Speaker 3: They do sight unseen. If it's sight unseen, they'll they'll
Speaker 3: do it like that. Fuck it, who cares it's only
Speaker 3: one twenty bucks.
Speaker 4: Rich people order fucking fancy shit from fancy stores. They
Speaker 4: don't buy the no name brand air conditioner on a
Speaker 4: pile next to the tostitos display. Look, I'm not saying
Speaker 4: it's anything wrong with buying a cheap air conditioner. I'm
Speaker 4: fine with that, But is that something you go to
Speaker 4: a super you're like, nuh, how well, I'm here. I
Speaker 4: gotta get you know, I gotta get some go good
Speaker 4: for the kids.
Speaker 3: I pick up an air conditioning good because I didn't
Speaker 3: know it was gonna be hot this summer. Like I
Speaker 3: always like, why you buying an air conditioner in July?
Speaker 3: You know every year it's gonna be hot. Why wouldn't
Speaker 3: you buy it in June? Why wouldn't you buy it?
Speaker 3: What do you wait until million?
Speaker 1: There's a story for everyone.
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe their air conditioner just just broke and they.
Speaker 1: They were, you know, like, oh, so.
Speaker 4: It's so hot in my apartment. Oh look there's an
Speaker 4: air conditioning unit. What are you trying to say in
Speaker 4: my cart? So are you trying to say that you're
Speaker 4: in wonderment of people who go to let's say, a
Speaker 4: Costco or whatever or a supermarket for groceries and they
Speaker 4: also have bought an air conditioner or are they?
Speaker 1: Are you?
Speaker 3: Are you thinking about people who just say, oh, by
Speaker 3: the way, I forgot the air conditioner. Oh grant that
Speaker 3: went off the shelf, and then bring it as an afterthought,
Speaker 3: like so you just you're just enamored by the fact
Speaker 3: that people go to shop for the same place as
Speaker 3: their air conditioner as they do their basket.
Speaker 1: In Robins, ice cream, water or whatever. Go to the
Speaker 1: store thinking, you know what, I'm gonna pick up some cheese.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna get some some ground beef and oh yeah,
Speaker 4: let me put air conditioner on my food list while
Speaker 4: I'm at the shop, right, people could do that.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, it's so it's a non sequitary. It's it's
Speaker 1: taco Tuesday.
Speaker 3: I want some pie, Richardson, I'm buying a sound system,
Speaker 3: let me get let me get a microwave oven and
Speaker 3: uh oh yeah, I'm gonna buy a.
Speaker 4: Pack of soda, a six pack of soda. That piece
Speaker 4: of Richardson. Well, they're going to for a soda, but they.
Speaker 3: Don't sell soda. Oh but like my point, but the
Speaker 3: reverse is true at best Buy. They do that best Buy.
Speaker 3: They'll go buy some electronics. Yeah maybe, uh, you know,
Speaker 3: a new dice in something.
Speaker 1: Minnesota machine up front case you're thirsdy No, no, no no.
Speaker 3: As you're online, they have like candy and shit like
Speaker 3: you can buy like Goober's right, but you don't get
Speaker 3: a case of cans.
Speaker 1: You don't buy like a couple of two liter bottles
Speaker 1: a spy.
Speaker 3: If I'm going out look, okay, if I'm going out
Speaker 3: to whatever, Sam's Club or Costco one of these big.
Speaker 1: Box store walmst stores that sell everything, Okay, So.
Speaker 3: Then what you go there knowing that I need eggs,
Speaker 3: I need bread, and oh, by the way, I need
Speaker 3: a new tire.
Speaker 1: What's the matter with that?
Speaker 3: It's that that's the kind of store it is. They
Speaker 3: have the best television sets and they have good eggs.
Speaker 3: So what kind of stores are right? No, offense is
Speaker 3: not going to have top of the line air conditioners.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they only have one size. Okay, one style,
Speaker 3: one size. I want to buy an air conditioner. Wait, okay,
Speaker 3: now you're confusing me because I thought you were talking
Speaker 3: about those big box retailers all along.
Speaker 1: You're telling me that this is a gross supermarket.
Speaker 3: Well, I think supermarket supermarkets that sell air can I
Speaker 3: think Walmart, and I think and I think Costco.
Speaker 1: It's not a supermarket. Walmart has supermarkets in them. But
Speaker 1: Walmart is a is.
Speaker 3: A my target, my target right down the street here
Speaker 3: is a super is a supermarket Target?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: No, Target is not a supermarket. Target sells groceries. Okay,
Speaker 3: so let's erase e race, e race. You're talking about
Speaker 3: going to publics or right, shop right, or these price chopper,
Speaker 3: whatever your Supermarke did, whatever your supermarket ship publics.
Speaker 4: Wherever you live, it's a supermarket. So the if you
Speaker 4: live in small town America.
Speaker 3: So places that have like a counter, a seafood counter,
Speaker 3: they slice to call super market a supermarket. Can't wait
Speaker 3: to finding supermarkets. A TV show called Supermarket Sweep. So
Speaker 3: those is that a walmart? So those places carry where?
Speaker 3: Do you even who even carries.
Speaker 1: Air conditioners in those places? Shop right?
Speaker 3: Are you not listening to this podcast? I'm sure it's
Speaker 3: a good you know what, I'm really confused here. You
Speaker 3: know why you're listening to this podcast? It hits different,
Speaker 3: it hits different. So the only thing I can relate
Speaker 3: to is the fact that maybe the supermarket, like a
Speaker 3: shop right, has an aisle where you can buy pots
Speaker 3: and pants, because I do see pots and pans, and
Speaker 3: they have some.
Speaker 1: Kitchen kitchen where, but they have a stack of air conditioning.
Speaker 3: I've never seen this in my life. You are speaking
Speaker 3: a foreign language to me, Brody, I've never.
Speaker 1: Really I am because you apparently aren't paying attention.
Speaker 3: You're not paying attention. But I think all the while
Speaker 3: you're talking about Costco and Walmart, I say supermarket, I
Speaker 3: set shop right. At some point, I'm thinking you're talking
Speaker 3: about Walmart. I don't think Wholeflu has air conditioners or Wegmans. Okay,
Speaker 3: And then, as you said, one size, one type.
Speaker 1: It's one type.
Speaker 4: It's like an off white, you know, Oh you know
Speaker 4: what it would look good in your new bedroom. It's
Speaker 4: earth tone. My head hurts, all right, So so what's
Speaker 4: your point?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I made my point an hour ago. Your point,
Speaker 1: Your point is how could some why would you? So
Speaker 1: you're saying, why wouldn't you go.
Speaker 3: To a place that specializes in air conditioners? Yes, get
Speaker 3: a good one with a warranty, Like I don't. I don't.
Speaker 1: But you're also criticizing that we're buying it in July. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Like I it just seems weird you're buying an air
Speaker 3: condition in middles unless you're re conditioning broke.
Speaker 1: That's what I said. It's like, like, did you forget
Speaker 1: that it's going to be hot every year? It's okay, boys,
Speaker 1: we will be right back. Wait a second. How many
Speaker 1: breaks did we just take? I don't know. Did we
Speaker 1: just a commercial? I don't we just take a Was
Speaker 1: that a break? No? I don't know.
Speaker 3: We weren't supposed to go to a break there Ignore that. No,
Speaker 3: we didn't fuck it. I'm telling you right now, that's
Speaker 3: a redo. People are going to hear that they're not no,
Speaker 3: by the power invested in me. You just heard the
Speaker 3: for Breeze jingle and with no commercial that's not that
Speaker 3: for Breeze jingle.
Speaker 4: That's a jingle I created that sounds nothing like any
Speaker 4: commercial jingle that may have a copyright.
Speaker 1: Oh that well, anyway, we're uh, you know, we're not.
Speaker 1: We're still in the middle of this talk content, this content.
Speaker 3: Oh oh, look behind me, Brody, do you see the
Speaker 3: Can you see the wires behind me? They are about
Speaker 3: to what they're about, puppet. No, the ropes are outside
Speaker 3: my window. They they are about to wash my windows.
Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen, they're outside.
Speaker 1: Let's see.
Speaker 3: Well the Pulley system has been is that they're installing
Speaker 3: it right now and they're going to start up right
Speaker 3: above me.
Speaker 1: And uh, these guys are about to come down.
Speaker 3: You're about to see men behind me kind of looking
Speaker 3: like they're waving, but what they're doing is they're actually
Speaker 3: squeeging but my windows.
Speaker 4: Okay, and they're gonna get They're gonna jump on my
Speaker 4: balcony too. If you made a list of all the
Speaker 4: jobs here they come, I would never I would never
Speaker 4: do that's that's.
Speaker 1: Near the top. It's kind of crazy.
Speaker 3: We're getting on a scaffold and going up and down
Speaker 3: the sides of skyscrapers.
Speaker 1: This is the guy's bucket is right here. Really comes
Speaker 1: he's gonna be we're.
Speaker 4: Doing we're doing an audio podcast, I know. But you
Speaker 4: know the wild thing is he's gonna look in here.
Speaker 3: He's gonna see me screaming into a microphone, and he's like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck's going on in there? Little does he
Speaker 3: know he's on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Brodie, do you
Speaker 3: hear the banging behind me? There's yeah, I see legs
Speaker 3: going by out your way. Then he's sitting on a
Speaker 3: it's a swing, Brodie. It's literally the size of a
Speaker 3: swing he does. He's not on like a major scaffolding,
Speaker 3: and he Oh.
Speaker 1: My god, it's gonna pick. He's got, he's got he's
Speaker 1: smoking a cigarette. Wow, he's risking his life one way,
Speaker 1: you might as well risk it another wise. This is
Speaker 1: so weird. Hey, ask him if he thinks white as
Speaker 1: an earth tone. I don't know how he's doing.
Speaker 3: He suspended several several stories in the air right now,
Speaker 3: and there's nothing holding him on except this Pulley system.
Speaker 1: It's literally an ant like.
Speaker 3: You're talking about an archaic invention from like the eleven hundreds.
Speaker 1: Really, is that your guess? Eleven hundreds?
Speaker 3: When did they invent the Pulley system in the thirteen hundreds?
Speaker 3: The fourteen hundreds? Shit going on outside my window right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll google that later. Hey, I got into an altercation. Scary.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: This past weekend. My friend says, Hey, I'm doing a.
Speaker 4: I'm doing there's a there's a one of the towns
Speaker 4: is having this big carnival thing and the car show
Speaker 4: thing and the whole thing. You should meet me there.
Speaker 4: I said, oh, yeah, it sounds like fun. So when
Speaker 4: I get there, it's the plate. The neighborhood's packed. The
Speaker 4: neighbor there's no parking on the street. The parking lot
Speaker 4: looks like it's jam packed. But as I pointed out
Speaker 4: in the past, I have a handicapped placard. Okay, I've
Speaker 4: told you this because I qualified. I don't have it,
Speaker 4: dis honestly, I have I have a whatever. I have
Speaker 4: a bad ankle, and it qualified me and whatever.
Speaker 1: So I go up to the guy.
Speaker 4: There's like a guy waving people on and I said,
Speaker 4: excuse me, is there a handicapped a handicapped parking or
Speaker 4: anything closer? I'm just trying to get in to the event.
Speaker 4: You know, there is there some like some area I
Speaker 4: can park a little closer. And he says, yeah, pull
Speaker 4: up about fifty fifty to fifty sixty feet. There's a
Speaker 4: guy in a chair on the left. Tell him show
Speaker 4: me a placard and uh and and he'll show you
Speaker 4: the where the the parking is. Oh great, okay great.
Speaker 4: So I pull up to the guy and I say, hey,
Speaker 4: where's the I show him the placard and I go
Speaker 4: where where's the special parking? He says, we don't have
Speaker 4: any special parking. I said, okay, but you're a coworker
Speaker 4: right there. The guy in the red shirt. He told
Speaker 4: me to talk to you. He said there was a
Speaker 4: parking and you would direct me. He says, yo, you
Speaker 4: know what, that's good?
Speaker 3: For you.
Speaker 1: What do you want me to tell you?
Speaker 3: So? I said, I don't think you needs to be
Speaker 3: a dick about it. He says, hey, hey, hey, I'm
Speaker 3: a volunteer. So I said, oh, so you're a volunteer dick.
Speaker 3: I said, you're being a dick and I even get
Speaker 3: paid for it. Well, that's the thing he feels in
Speaker 3: his mind. If he's not getting paid, he doesn't have
Speaker 3: to be nice because nice will cost you.
Speaker 1: That's right, Yeah, so he could.
Speaker 3: Just do it. I go, so, you're volunteering to be
Speaker 3: a dick. You don't even get paid for it. I go,
Speaker 3: that's pretty sad. So he stands up right, and I
Speaker 3: realized my windows wide open, so I quickly hit the button.
Speaker 3: I rolled the window up ninety percent. He goes, you
Speaker 3: got a problem. I go, yeah, I got a problem.
Speaker 3: I asked you nicely, what a parking is? You got
Speaker 3: an attitude with me? He goes, what do you want
Speaker 3: me to tell you? I'm giving up my time today.
Speaker 3: I said, great, you can still be nice about it?
Speaker 1: So scary? Am I wrong?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: You know you gotta be kind.
Speaker 3: He still he did accept the role of of helping
Speaker 3: you out right and and be you know, in volunteering,
Speaker 3: he's doing he's work. He accepted, he was, you know,
Speaker 3: and and so that comes with a whole set of
Speaker 3: rules where you should be cordial, be kind, be right,
Speaker 3: you know, don't be a douche.
Speaker 4: So I said, hey, why don't you tell your co
Speaker 4: worker that there is no parking right? And he's like,
Speaker 4: that's not my problem, as he said, because that's not
Speaker 4: my problem. I said, no, one did than not paying you.
Speaker 4: He said that, yeah, and then I quickly rolled up
Speaker 4: my window all the way and drove off and drove
Speaker 4: off before he could throw throw a rock at your car.
Speaker 4: I thought that was a good line. I go, oh,
Speaker 4: so you're volunteering to be a dick.
Speaker 1: That is great, That is awesome. What else is happening
Speaker 1: in the world of Brody My god?
Speaker 3: We still we had so much to catch up on
Speaker 3: from last week, and I feel like this is like, uh,
Speaker 3: we're spilling over here into this episode.
Speaker 1: We don't need to take a break here. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: now we'll take the break. Yeah, let's take a break down. Okay,
Speaker 1: the Boys podcast. We will be right back, all right.
Speaker 4: Do you want to hear my pickleball fight I got
Speaker 4: into or the awful service at the restaurant when I
Speaker 4: went for lunch with my friend.
Speaker 1: I see a common theme here on the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 1: Food or pickleball. Food. I like food fight, Like, okay,
Speaker 1: that's not a food fight.
Speaker 3: Well, I like a good well, you know, I like
Speaker 3: a little squabble because I know, I know you got
Speaker 3: into I know you got into it with someone.
Speaker 4: So I got into it at pickleball. Yeah, I'll tell
Speaker 4: you the pick a ball story. So there's a I'm
Speaker 4: gonna call her a resting bitch face too real, just
Speaker 4: nasty looking, unhappy looking woman at pickleball, and I played
Speaker 4: against her and I beat her, and then I don't
Speaker 4: know about twenty minutes later, I had lost.
Speaker 1: And she had lost.
Speaker 4: So we were waiting to play, right, we have our
Speaker 4: paddles in the holder, and we're waiting, and she says
Speaker 4: to the two other women that are waiting, you know,
Speaker 4: they should really separate the men from the women here.
Speaker 1: It's not fair.
Speaker 4: The men are too aggressive. I don't like that you
Speaker 4: have to play with men. Okay, So one woman says
Speaker 4: to her, Well, I beat the men.
Speaker 1: They're not better or worse. It's a skill thing. She's like,
Speaker 1: just be better.
Speaker 4: Well, it's hard to be better because they're faster and stronger.
Speaker 4: Now I've told you this scary and women listening. You
Speaker 4: know I've lost to women.
Speaker 1: Of course you have.
Speaker 4: It's not about how hard you hit. It's the angles,
Speaker 4: the speed, drop shots. There's a lot more to pick
Speaker 4: a ball than pure you know, power whatever. So I'm like, oh,
Speaker 4: this woman, stop complaining. Right, everybody plays, everybody wins. The
Speaker 4: women win just as much as the men. Anyway, About
Speaker 4: ten minutes later, I'm on the court and I'm playing
Speaker 4: against her, and she's playing with a guy on her
Speaker 4: team who's very fast. So wherever I hit the ball,
Speaker 4: even if I hit it on her side of the court,
Speaker 4: if it gets past her, he's so fast he flies
Speaker 4: behind her and gets the ball.
Speaker 1: He's he's really ridiculously fast.
Speaker 4: So I realize I'm gonna have to start hitting the
Speaker 4: ball much harder so he can't get there in time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I slam a couple of balls. I hit
Speaker 1: them hard whatever.
Speaker 4: Then at one point there's a ball it's about six
Speaker 4: seven feet in the air, close to the net.
Speaker 1: I go up for it, I jump and I slam
Speaker 1: it like you're supposed to do. Scary.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I hit the woman. It grazes her left arm. Now,
Speaker 4: when you leap up and slam, you can't be one
Speaker 4: hundred percent accurate. No, so I grazed her arm. Scary
Speaker 4: you would have thought I punched her family.
Speaker 1: Oh god, oh what? You hit me in the arm?
Speaker 4: I said, yeah, I'm sorry about that. Why do you
Speaker 4: have to slam? There's no need to slam the ball.
Speaker 4: Stop slamming the ball, I said, listen, I'm terribly sorry
Speaker 4: I hit you in the arm. I hope you're okay.
Speaker 4: But slamming the ball is part of the game, is
Speaker 4: part of it. You could have hit it gently. You
Speaker 4: could have hit it softer, I said. If I hit
Speaker 4: it softer, your partner would have gotten to it. I said, again,
Speaker 4: I'm sorry I hit you in there. This is why
Speaker 4: men shouldn't play with women, I said, no, your why
Speaker 4: men shouldn't play with women Because you're not a good sport.
Speaker 1: Men shouldn't play with you. The rest of the women
Speaker 1: here are wonderful. So are you picking fights on the
Speaker 1: pickle ball court?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, that's a fight in my neighborhood. She picked
Speaker 1: a fight with me.
Speaker 4: So then the woman I'm playing with I'm gonna try
Speaker 4: to I'm gonna try to do it like it sounded.
Speaker 4: The woman next to the woman I'm playing with says
Speaker 4: to walks up to the net and says, listen, honey,
Speaker 4: I grew up with three boys, with three brothers.
Speaker 3: They punched me, kicked me, pulled my hair. She says,
Speaker 3: you need to toughen up. And the woman says what
Speaker 3: she says, that's right, you need to tough it up.
Speaker 3: Why are you crying? Why are you crying? Lady?
Speaker 1: Why are you crying? So she came to defense. I go, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's right. Why your good.
Speaker 3: By the way, thank you for that story about out
Speaker 3: your food service, because I said, hey, let's do that,
Speaker 3: and you're like, you go to you said, you said,
Speaker 3: I want to hear all you. I want a story
Speaker 3: about how you got to I think you got into
Speaker 3: a fight. Said I clearly said, well I got into
Speaker 3: a fight to pick a ball. Well that's my new catsphrase.
Speaker 1: It's my new by the way. Uh A happy birthday,
Speaker 1: Henry Davidson. I think he. I think he turned sixty.
Speaker 1: Happy birthday. Yeah, where'd that come from?
Speaker 3: So shout out to my pick a ball play is
Speaker 3: But anytime anybody yells, just go while you crying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it, while you crying, that's it done. What
Speaker 1: you know you? I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't know how you gotta feel about this one.
Speaker 3: But first of all, our friend com remember a friend
Speaker 3: Carla Marie. If you listened to the Big Show back
Speaker 3: in the day, you know you you remember Carla Marie
Speaker 3: and Anthony. And then they went off to Seattle. They
Speaker 3: did their own show, and now they're on Twitch and
Speaker 3: now they also do a morning show for Spotify. They
Speaker 3: are doing really well. They're well, they are engaged to
Speaker 3: be married and living in Seattle. So oh timeout, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm out, I means interrupted. Yeah, but you need to
Speaker 3: talk about where you were last night. Okay, go on
Speaker 3: with your story. So final, So Carl Mri gonna answer.
Speaker 3: So it's Carla Marie's bachelorette party weekend this weekend, So
Speaker 3: what are they doing? They got twenty girls partying in
Speaker 3: San Diego right now.
Speaker 1: Sounds like a bachelor party. Twenty girls sharing the same
Speaker 1: space and an Airbnb that they rented. Twenty girls. You
Speaker 1: don't think there's gonna be drama there.
Speaker 3: You don't think they're gonna be fighting for mirror space
Speaker 3: and getting ready and showers and bathrooms and stuff.
Speaker 1: How the hell you.
Speaker 3: Said if you said three girls, there would be drama
Speaker 3: right this twenty girls sharing a house now here, it's
Speaker 3: a huge house. But so that I want to hear
Speaker 3: all about it. I was actually gonna call her, but
Speaker 3: now she's three hours behind us that she may be
Speaker 3: hungover because they got there on Wednesday, so they're still going.
Speaker 3: But she did something David Brody on her Instagram story
Speaker 3: that I know you disapprove of, and yes, schmucks like
Speaker 3: me fell for and decided.
Speaker 1: To oblige.
Speaker 3: On Carla Marie's story. And by the time you all
Speaker 3: hear this, it's gonna be gone.
Speaker 1: So but she has a he she put on there,
Speaker 1: Carla Marie.
Speaker 3: Right here it is, you know, she put on her
Speaker 3: little you know, getting ready, going out partying, and then
Speaker 3: here it is, David Vernon. I'm trying to hold it
Speaker 3: up to the camera. I guess you're not going to
Speaker 3: see it. It is a link that says buy the
Speaker 3: bride of drink right there in her story. Look, I'm
Speaker 3: holding it up to the camera.
Speaker 1: Oh no, So she has this.
Speaker 3: Little link here, so when you click the link by
Speaker 3: the Bride of Drink. It goes right to her Venmo.
Speaker 3: So I'm like, oh, how cute. You know what, fuck it,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna buy the bride of drink. So I clicked
Speaker 3: the link and I venmoed her some money. So I bought,
Speaker 3: I bought. I bought their little bridal party a drink
Speaker 3: for the for her, you know, for her bechelorette.
Speaker 1: What do you think winding up?
Speaker 3: Wait, hold on slices Brody, Now, hold on, Brody. He
Speaker 3: has got his his face ponding. He's got his hand
Speaker 3: his head in his hand right now, and he's like
Speaker 3: he's scraping his.
Speaker 1: Fingers down his fucking face. And you're turning red because
Speaker 1: I know you're red. You're beat red right now.
Speaker 3: First of all, you know, she's not buying a drink
Speaker 3: with that money. She's gonna buy something.
Speaker 4: She's gonna buy an air conditioner with the supermarket He's
Speaker 4: gonna buy whatever she wants to buy.
Speaker 3: Listen, I love calling Marie and Antony. I love them both,
Speaker 3: but buy them a drink now, we I'm gonna buy
Speaker 3: you a drink.
Speaker 4: R T.
Speaker 1: Pain.
Speaker 3: But We've talked about this on this podcast before, where
Speaker 3: people work their birthday and it.
Speaker 1: Was like TikTok or girls on TikTok where they put
Speaker 1: up their Amazon.
Speaker 3: Whish list for Christmas, the holidays, or their birthday or
Speaker 3: special occasions.
Speaker 1: Oh, I want to buy this.
Speaker 3: Or or go fund me for that, or well, well
Speaker 3: this one here, this is my if my bacherette party.
Speaker 3: We're all partying right now.
Speaker 1: You're not here.
Speaker 3: You weren't invited, But buy me a drink. But I
Speaker 3: can't be invited because I'm a guy. Now, if I
Speaker 3: was in her friend's circle and i'm as a woman
Speaker 3: and I saw that link, I'd be go fuck yourself.
Speaker 1: You didn't invite me to your bachelorette party, Go suck it.
Speaker 1: But I'm a guy.
Speaker 3: I would never be invited to a bacheorette. And I'm like,
Speaker 3: if I was there at the bar with them, what
Speaker 3: would I do? I'd buy him a drink. Invited to
Speaker 3: the bachelor party.
Speaker 1: I'd buy him a drink. So what did I do?
Speaker 1: I donated one hundred dollars? What? Yeah, what kind of
Speaker 1: drink is one hundred dollars?
Speaker 3: Well, if you ki'd just buy one person to drink,
Speaker 3: you gotta buy you around the shots? So I wrote, okay,
Speaker 3: shots shots, shot shots, shot shots.
Speaker 1: Everybody. Yeah, hashtag scary makes too much money? What are
Speaker 1: you talking about? No, I don't. It was a nice gesture. Scary.
Speaker 1: Twenty bucks is a nice gesture. What Yeah, I know?
Speaker 1: What do you well? Because it's gonna bought two air
Speaker 1: conditions at the supermarket. There's twenty girls there. That's a
Speaker 1: dollar each, a dollar each, even twenty oh sorry, twenty girls.
Speaker 1: That's five dollars each, five bucks each, one hundred bucks.
Speaker 3: We're buying every girl at the part you will buy
Speaker 3: call the Maria drink, buy the bride and drink.
Speaker 1: Well, okay, maybe I bought her five drinks. Then, I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 3: It's expensive out there. They went to some it's not
Speaker 3: one hundred dollars. You're buying Johnny Walker blue shots.
Speaker 1: What what's the matter? All right, I got a scenario
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 3: What's the matter? First of all, Brody, you call him
Speaker 3: Re's friend on Instagram? Yeah, did you see the story?
Speaker 3: I think her Instagram knew not to show me the story.
Speaker 3: They knew they weren't getting money.
Speaker 1: It's not part of your algorithm. It's not showing. It's
Speaker 1: not giving. It's not giving. No, it's not giving I'm
Speaker 1: part of my glgorithm, my palgarithms.
Speaker 3: It's a giving tree. Give her some money, Brodie, why
Speaker 3: don't you go click the link. You're calling on her wedding.
Speaker 3: You're coming to her wedding, right, We're all going on
Speaker 3: and I'm gonna give her a nice gift. And I
Speaker 3: have to buy a new suit because it's black tie
Speaker 3: to No, it's not even a black tie. It's a blackout.
Speaker 3: It's a blackout wedding.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, which means I gotta buy I gotta buy
Speaker 4: a new suit, new shoes, what if maybe a new
Speaker 4: black shirt?
Speaker 1: What does it mean?
Speaker 3: Blackout? Blackout does mean? That means women have to wear
Speaker 3: black too. It's the opposite of your bedroom.
Speaker 1: That's a white out. Yeah. So, so you're not you're
Speaker 1: not gonna have a question. You're not gonna buy your drink.
Speaker 4: But what so I have a question. I'm not gonna
Speaker 4: buy your drink. So you tell me if this would
Speaker 4: be okay, slices, I want your opinion. I'm gonna tell
Speaker 4: you a story. And if you think this story is worthwhile,
Speaker 4: I want you to think about whether it's worth fifty
Speaker 4: cents for you or twenty five cents. If I tell
Speaker 4: you the story, You're like, we other stories worth twenty
Speaker 4: five cents. Okay, you let me know scary.
Speaker 1: I went to.
Speaker 4: A comedy show in New Brunswick, New Jersey. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: And I was supposed to go with my friend.
Speaker 1: And he was gonna drive. And the morning I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: The night before the show, he calls me and says, hey, man,
Speaker 4: I got COVID. My kid has COVID, my wife has COVID.
Speaker 1: I can't go. I feel like shit. So I couldn't
Speaker 1: get anybody to go with me.
Speaker 4: So now I'm driving myself to a show. He was
Speaker 4: going to drive, Yeah, okay, okay, who bought the tickets? Well,
Speaker 4: we each bought a ticket. You each bought a ticket, okay, yeah,
Speaker 4: but now he's out the ticket, so okay. So on
Speaker 4: the ticket on the ticket from the arena, it says
Speaker 4: show starts promptly at seven thirty, ninety minute show. On
Speaker 4: the comedian's website, ninety minute show. Show starts promptly at
Speaker 4: seven thirty. No, no opener, nothing, seven thirty start Yeah,
Speaker 4: now he had openers. The show starts seven thirty. Yep,
Speaker 4: lights out, let's go right, okay. So I get there
Speaker 4: at seven nineteen, I pull into the parking garage that's
Speaker 4: connected to the arena. Now it's a it's a city
Speaker 4: parking garage, but the arena tells you to park there. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and when you go down the elevator, you walk down
Speaker 4: a hallway right into the arenay.
Speaker 1: They're in business together.
Speaker 4: I walk in to my seat at seven twenty five
Speaker 4: and they say, everybody, turn your phones off.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 4: When I got into the garage, I have to scan
Speaker 4: a QR code, which I did, which takes you to
Speaker 4: way site and lets you prepay for parking. Now, if
Speaker 4: you're going to a show that's ninety minutes and it
Speaker 4: starts in ten minutes, Yeah, how much parking would you
Speaker 4: pay for.
Speaker 1: Two hours just to cover me? Okay, I paid for
Speaker 1: two hours just to cover me. Yep. Went into the show.
Speaker 4: I set the alert to alert me when there was
Speaker 4: fifteen minutes left in my parking and then went into
Speaker 4: the show and they say, please turn off your ringers
Speaker 4: and your vibrators and turn off your phones.
Speaker 1: So I turned off my notifications, yep, and I enjoyed
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 3: The show started at seven forty eighth, eighteen minutes late.
Speaker 4: The show that was going to start promptly at seven thirty.
Speaker 4: Please be in your seats promptly at seven thirty. Okay,
Speaker 4: the ushers show starts in three minutes.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 4: Show starts in three minutes. Right, the show ran longer
Speaker 4: than ninety minutes. Oh so after the show, I go
Speaker 4: to my car, I get my car, and I drive out.
Speaker 4: There's no ticket because I prepaid on that. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 4: I was like twelve minutes late. Two hours and twelve minutes. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I get a parking ticket with photographs of my car.
Speaker 4: Guess how much scary?
Speaker 1: Ninety dollars? Oh, I don't know. Twenty dollars, fifty two dollars,
Speaker 1: fifty two dollars.
Speaker 3: But twelve minutes in a parking garage that I didn't
Speaker 3: deliberately fucked them over because they did.
Speaker 1: They started the show late and ran late.
Speaker 4: Right now is a question? Oh yeah, because I have
Speaker 4: an answer. Hold on, is the arena responsible? Is the
Speaker 4: comedian responsible? Or am I responsible? Since you and I both.
Speaker 3: Agreed two hours was enough for a ninety minute show
Speaker 3: that starts promptly at seven thirty. Well, first of all,
Speaker 3: I'll tell you who's not responsible, and that is the
Speaker 3: parking people. The parking people. Uh, two hours is two hours.
Speaker 3: Go fuck yourself. If you're over, you're over. We made
Speaker 3: a deal and you didn't live up to your end
Speaker 3: of the bargain, so it's not their fault. But but
Speaker 3: then my bar paid the parking.
Speaker 4: It would have been an extra I don't know, fifty
Speaker 4: cents you have to if I paid two No, give
Speaker 4: me a reasonable ticket ten dollars.
Speaker 3: No, not in their world, and their world that's reasonable.
Speaker 3: It's their rules, it's private. They can do what they want,
Speaker 3: so they're right. No, it's wrong for them to charge
Speaker 3: that much, but they still have a legal right to
Speaker 3: do it because it's their garage.
Speaker 1: Then you set the rule, it's not you. So now
Speaker 1: the attention turns over to uh, I think I.
Speaker 3: Think the comedian needs to reimburse you because or find
Speaker 3: out who decided to make him go on twenty minutes
Speaker 3: late and who put on the ticket.
Speaker 4: Show starts promptly at seven thirty. Now I have a question.
Speaker 4: That wasn't one of my best stories. But is it
Speaker 4: worth twenty five cents? The podcast is free twenty five cents. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's worth twenty five cents. Okay, So in the spirit
Speaker 4: of call of Marie. Oh, we would set up a god,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna set up a go fundie and slices. If
Speaker 4: you think that story was worth twenty five cents, would
Speaker 4: you all donate twenty five cents to help me pay
Speaker 4: the fifty two dollars parking ticket.
Speaker 1: That's a fair request, right, But wait a second, this
Speaker 1: has made me one has to give me fifty two.
Speaker 3: Dollars by buy the co host a parking ticket. I'll
Speaker 3: put that on my Instact on a second, this is
Speaker 3: a call Marie one hundred bucks for nothing. No id
Speaker 3: is give it twenty five cents. This is a celebratory moment,
Speaker 3: not her birth This is a once in a lifetime thing.
Speaker 3: It's her bachelrette party. Hold on, first of all, that's
Speaker 3: why I don't give to birthdays or Christmases or holidays,
Speaker 3: because that shit happens every year. Yeah, okay, this is
Speaker 3: a once in a lifetime deal where she's getting married,
Speaker 3: a celebratory moment where she's like, oh my god, I'm here.
Speaker 3: I'm like, you know what, I'll buy you a drink
Speaker 3: or buy you around the drink party. Yeah, there's a
Speaker 3: bachelorette party of friends paid for. They're buying her drinks.
Speaker 3: She doesn't need another drink. She has for she asked
Speaker 3: for one, She asked for one. Okay, sense, you're no,
Speaker 3: But for you, you you fucked up. You put yourself
Speaker 3: in a bind. You're trying to dig yourself out of
Speaker 3: a hole. It's not a celebratory moment. This is hold on, listen,
Speaker 3: hold on, hold on a second. Uh, I need five
Speaker 3: hundred people. Yeah, contribute a dime to my gofundmeab Why
Speaker 3: should they? I didn't say they should. I'm saying, is
Speaker 3: that story? Is this argument worth ten cents of your time?
Speaker 1: Ten cents?
Speaker 3: Keep in mind, slices, we have, we have multiple, multiple,
Speaker 3: multiple thousands of people listening to the podcast the day
Speaker 3: it comes out. Yeah, all I need is five hundred
Speaker 3: people to give a dime to help brodie out. It
Speaker 3: doesn't have a job, Who got paid, who got charge
Speaker 3: of fifty two dollars? Why should they pay for your
Speaker 3: said sax situation? Because because why I should this little
Speaker 3: this little Michael is It's an injustice in the world
Speaker 3: to pay that much. But I'm saying, is it worth
Speaker 3: ten cents? No, this microcosm here, this little story is
Speaker 3: your story. But every single one of our slices have
Speaker 3: a story right now where they were put out, they
Speaker 3: got fucked over and then in the whole, So maybe
Speaker 3: you should pay them a dime. I'll give them a dime,
Speaker 3: all right, then there even nobody owes you anything. No, no,
Speaker 3: I'm saying five hundred.
Speaker 1: Listen.
Speaker 4: If every slice gave me a penny that listens to
Speaker 4: this podcast, I would have more than enough to pay.
Speaker 1: For this a penny.
Speaker 3: I understand if if, if, but why should you? You
Speaker 3: are not entitled to any of that. You are I
Speaker 3: didn't say it was entitled. I'm saying you're paying for
Speaker 3: the story. Is this story worth ten sets?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Is it shut the fuck up? Is me telling scared
Speaker 1: to shut the fuck up? More ten cents? You are? Oh,
Speaker 1: but call the Marie. You call him Marie's worth one
Speaker 1: hundred dollars for a drink. It's her bachelor red party.
Speaker 1: This is not like story.
Speaker 3: See a comedian alone and I had to drive because
Speaker 3: my friend got call.
Speaker 1: Poor you, poor you, You got yourself.
Speaker 3: But next thing you know you're gonna be I know
Speaker 3: you're gonna be asking the guy who had COVID who
Speaker 3: couldn't come to your show for the parking ticket because
Speaker 3: you weren't supposed to be driving.
Speaker 1: That's a good idea.
Speaker 3: I'll have to tell them what idie and scary?
Speaker 1: All right, I tell you. I gotta tell you about
Speaker 1: last night.
Speaker 4: The last break we just did before the commercials. Oh
Speaker 4: you want to have not set as of this episode,
Speaker 4: I have not set up or go fund me. I
Speaker 4: would like the slices to leave his talkbacks whether or
Speaker 4: not they would pay the dime or a quarter, And
Speaker 4: I'll do it. If cal the Marine get a hundred
Speaker 4: bucks for asking for a free drink when she's getting
Speaker 4: free drinks all weekend, I think it's fair to ask
Speaker 4: for help.
Speaker 3: I think the slices have my back. Love you, Slices.
Speaker 3: I appreciate it. Ten cents the price of a cup
Speaker 3: of coffee, as the.
Speaker 4: Old commercials used to say in the Arms of an Angel,
Speaker 4: David Brodie needs money for his parking ticket. Oh, just
Speaker 4: for ten cents the price of a tenth of a
Speaker 4: thirtieth of a cup of coffee, you can help David
Speaker 4: Brody pay for his parking I think that's fair. Right, Scary, No, Now,
Speaker 4: let me tell you about what happened, because people have
Speaker 4: been dming me.
Speaker 3: Did you go to the Wednesday wedding? Was that the
Speaker 3: Wednesday wedding? Because up on my story you saw my
Speaker 3: Wednesday wedding boom there it was so people were like, uh,
Speaker 3: the famous, the famous wedding that. Uh. I decided, mad,
Speaker 3: what are we gonna do? How do I treat this differently? Well,
Speaker 3: I gotta tell you one thing. I could see why
Speaker 3: they wanted this Wednesday wedding. When you have the wedding
Speaker 3: venue of your dreams already set to go, and you
Speaker 3: have your heart set on it and it's a fucking
Speaker 3: beautiful venue, then even I would have a wedding wind
Speaker 3: on a Wednesday. No, I gotta tell you that I'm
Speaker 3: not getting married anytime soon, and in fact maybe never,
Speaker 3: but I could tell you that this was it checked
Speaker 3: all the boxes, Brodie, it is. It is a bride's
Speaker 3: wet dream. Is it even possible?
Speaker 1: There?
Speaker 3: It is on a Wednesday, on a Wednesday with you
Speaker 3: for three They have a three year backup for Friday, Saturday,
Speaker 3: Sunday weddings.
Speaker 1: That's how popular this venue is.
Speaker 3: Went to the Park Chateau in East Brunswick, New Jersey,
Speaker 3: and Brody, you walk in there as a bride you
Speaker 3: are like you feel like you've been transported to a
Speaker 3: magic land. You you're certainly not in New Jersey anymore.
Speaker 3: You it's like you clicked your heels together, Dorothy. Because
Speaker 3: they've got the most beautiful grounds. They've got fountains and
Speaker 3: ponds and trees and colorful flowers everywhere. They have their
Speaker 3: own little church with a steeple like built on the property.
Speaker 1: If you open the doors, there are the people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you.
Speaker 3: They have a parlor with a piano, and like the
Speaker 3: venue itself, with the main room, the cocktail hour, and
Speaker 3: and the food exquisite. This passes the Scary Jones sniff test. Yes,
Speaker 3: all the food was amazing. Everything was amazing. It was outrageous.
Speaker 3: I have not had I've never looked forward to such,
Speaker 3: you know, to a to wedding food before you know,
Speaker 3: you know, you know how the the main course is
Speaker 3: always like an afterthought, like okay, yeah, yeah, the chateau
Speaker 3: beyond was beyond, the beyond was beyond beyond, and yeah,
Speaker 3: so I could understand why a bride would want to
Speaker 3: be there because everything is an Instagram picture, everything, every
Speaker 3: backdrop boom boom.
Speaker 1: Boom boom, hold on, hold on, did you write the
Speaker 1: check before you went or during.
Speaker 3: Before Okay, so did you write a Wednesday check, Saturday
Speaker 3: check or right or a or a oh my god,
Speaker 3: Paradise place check. I wrote a Saturday check because my
Speaker 3: friends and I we all had a little meeting of
Speaker 3: the minds, the five of us that are all on
Speaker 3: the same level friendship to this guy, and we're like,
Speaker 3: you know, what, what are you thinking? And we had
Speaker 3: like a little meeting, a little group chat meeting, and
Speaker 3: we all agreed on a number. And that number turned
Speaker 3: out to be more than I would have given for
Speaker 3: a Wednesday and con telling how much we know him
Speaker 3: on a black tie, blackout Saturday wedding.
Speaker 1: Pretty much, I was right in the zone of a
Speaker 1: Saturday wedding.
Speaker 4: But keep in mind, slices, he gave one hundred dollars
Speaker 4: to call him, I read to buy a drink.
Speaker 3: If this was this wasn't Saturday wedding at this venue
Speaker 3: and I gave what I gave, I would have felt embarrassed.
Speaker 3: I would have had up the ante a little bit,
Speaker 3: because this place is exquisite anyway.
Speaker 4: So yeah, there it was all right. Now I'm wondering
Speaker 4: if I can afford to go to call him. Ree's
Speaker 4: wedding on a Saturday, black tie. It's a blackout.
Speaker 1: Quick call her. We should probably call her. I want
Speaker 1: to know what a blackout wedding means.
Speaker 4: Let's do it next episode, because she's on her bachelorette
Speaker 4: thing is and she's like, yeah, she.
Speaker 3: Might be waking, waking, and Bay, I gotta see if
Speaker 3: she got money. I haven't gotten to thank you. I
Speaker 3: haven't gotten to thank.
Speaker 4: You yet because she's drinking. She's probably drinking you one
Speaker 4: hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: I've been drinking. I've been drinking.
Speaker 3: We can talk to our next week, all right, next time? Yeah, no,
Speaker 3: but but anyway, Yeah, So I was tired, not got
Speaker 3: it before in the morning to work on Wednesday, didn't
Speaker 3: get any sleep, went right to the wedding at four
Speaker 3: in the afternoon with a full on ceremony, cocktail hour.
Speaker 3: The party ended at twelve thirty and then at I
Speaker 3: got we we left around eleven. I got home at
Speaker 3: midnight and I was I.
Speaker 1: Was in bed. I was dead, dead and in bed.
Speaker 4: Yeah all right, well I got I got one last
Speaker 4: question for you before we get out of here. You
Speaker 4: said something a few minutes ago. Maybe the slice is
Speaker 4: picked up on it. But I have never never heard
Speaker 4: Scary Jones say this before. You said I'm not getting
Speaker 4: married anytime soon, probably never get married.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think. I don't see myself till you're married,
Speaker 1: saying there's a child, get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3: No, I just well, I never want to speak in
Speaker 3: absolutes because it always gets you're always smoking an absolute.
Speaker 3: I'm not getting married. You don't read into it.
Speaker 1: There's nothing there.
Speaker 3: All I know is you went to a great I
Speaker 3: think maybe you were thinking, no, this place might work.
Speaker 3: You might get married just for the Chateau Briond because
Speaker 3: it was beyond ben bathom, briyond to infinity and beyond. Hey,
Speaker 3: if if you're a if you're a flight attendant and
Speaker 3: you're listening to this podcast, could you and I don't
Speaker 3: know if you.
Speaker 1: Have to be listening to the podcast to hear you
Speaker 1: say that, Well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're a flight attendant, do us a favor.
Speaker 3: Could you keep your your stories positive? What keep your
Speaker 3: stories positive?
Speaker 1: I was on a flight. Don't scare the passengers. I
Speaker 1: was on a flight.
Speaker 3: I guess I was going from niece Nope, Marseille to
Speaker 3: So you don't say Marseilles. I was going from Marseille
Speaker 3: to Katania Sicily to meet my girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Oh, your poor best.
Speaker 3: And there was a flight attendant that took the seat
Speaker 3: behind me who was flying you know, one of those
Speaker 3: freebie flights where she just wanted to just get on
Speaker 3: a flight. She flew standby. So she was in a
Speaker 3: conversation with a passenger right behind me and next to me,
Speaker 3: and you would have freaked out, You would have left
Speaker 3: the plane. She was talking about play.
Speaker 1: Would I have done that? By the way, well, she
Speaker 1: was talking about plane crashes and negative things. Open the door.
Speaker 1: I'm getting out. She's talking.
Speaker 3: She wouldn't shut up about about plane crashes and how
Speaker 3: fascinated she was by all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was watching a movie about a plane crash
Speaker 1: on her phone. You don't do that, yeah, can we?
Speaker 1: I don't know if any of the major airlines do this,
Speaker 1: but I.
Speaker 3: Really hope they wouldn't offer any film that has anything
Speaker 3: to do with plane crashes. Let's just let's get that
Speaker 3: out there right now. You know, because Delta, United American,
Speaker 3: all the.
Speaker 4: All of our airlines back in the seventies, remember all
Speaker 4: the airplane disaster films, Airport, airport, seventy five airport.
Speaker 1: I don't need whatever I show those on airplane. I don't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm pretty sure they don't. But if you're a
Speaker 3: flight attendant, I know you you've clocked in thousands of
Speaker 3: miles and hours. You remember when that plane flipped over
Speaker 3: It was in Toronto and yeah over, that was on
Speaker 3: the news live.
Speaker 1: They showed that on the planes. Anybody watching the news
Speaker 1: on the planes saw that. I guess you can't help
Speaker 1: those moments.
Speaker 3: But if you're a flight attendant, don't tell plane crash
Speaker 3: stories to other passengers.
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Yeah, that's not right us. It
Speaker 1: was just an observation. I just being in a restaurant
Speaker 1: and the chef's telling food port and stories. I had it.
Speaker 3: Oh this one time I had a tuner out, So yeah,
Speaker 3: that just there was a little little thing that happened there.
Speaker 3: So I wanted to point that out. That and and
Speaker 3: my boy getting bamboozled for buying a fake La Boo
Speaker 3: boo on the beach. Why was he buying a real
Speaker 3: laboo boo? Well, his girlfriend wanted a la Boo boo.
Speaker 3: It's always wanted one. And you remember the time that
Speaker 3: I was in Uh, it was in Marbella, and I
Speaker 3: was on the beach. We told fake Bontclairs, the fake
Speaker 3: Montclair bathing suit. Well, oh well, uh called tre montfree
Speaker 3: Montclair or whatever. We were on the beach, me and
Speaker 3: Danny connections and and and Danny connections and I. So
Speaker 3: we were on the beach and we were they were selling.
Speaker 3: They were selling La Boo boos. They were selling La
Speaker 3: Boo boos, and you know, and they and I'm looking,
Speaker 3: and then Danny's like, you know, my girlfriends always wanted
Speaker 3: one of those. So I'm like, oh, okay, well don't
Speaker 3: buy here. And he goes goes you know what? He
Speaker 3: excuse me, sorry, how much of those? The guy comes over.
Speaker 3: Sure enough, he's got all the box. He's got closed
Speaker 3: boxes of La Boo boos. And there's certain things that
Speaker 3: you look for in the box to make sure that
Speaker 3: it's real. The box looked real. He looked looked real
Speaker 3: to Danny. Danny's like, all right, this is awesome. All right,
Speaker 3: you know what I'm gonna buy him? And it was
Speaker 3: like some some stupidly low price, like twenty bucks for
Speaker 3: a La Boo boo. I said, bro do not, I said,
Speaker 3: I'm telling you there's something fucked up about this buying
Speaker 3: buying a la boo boo on the beach in a
Speaker 3: random country in France. I think you're asking for trouble.
Speaker 1: Was it let boo boo? La boo boo? You know
Speaker 1: about the la booo in France, yelly little but you know.
Speaker 3: About the lea boo boo situation, right, you gotta make
Speaker 3: it a friends joke, booboo let boo boo.
Speaker 1: Well he made a let boo boo.
Speaker 3: He made a let boo boo and also buy a
Speaker 3: Colex watch for buying a little boo boo because he
Speaker 3: texted me yesterday he goes, hey, I gave the labuobuo
Speaker 3: to my girlfriend, opened it up, opened up the box.
Speaker 1: Sure enough, it's a fake.
Speaker 3: Oh big surprise. Yeah, so that's nothing. That's a nothing
Speaker 3: burger right there, because we knew that it was going
Speaker 3: to be here.
Speaker 4: Has ever been a painter? I need you to leave
Speaker 4: us a talk back to confirm that you've done this.
Speaker 4: Don't tell me you didn't do it, because that's that's boring.
Speaker 4: You know how, sometimes and I know this is a fact,
Speaker 4: because a painter told me he did this. You know
Speaker 4: that sometimes bars will put cheap liquor in expensive bottles,
Speaker 4: like they'll put the well vodka in a you know,
Speaker 4: in a Stolely bottle or whatever, so you think you're
Speaker 4: getting Stolely, which is highly I know for a fact.
Speaker 1: I know for a fact. Gary.
Speaker 4: I'm not saying your guys did it, but some guys
Speaker 4: put cheap paint in Benjamin Moore paint cans and pass
Speaker 4: it off as Benjamin Moore paint.
Speaker 1: A La Labubu story, So it's possible. I'm not saying
Speaker 1: it is. It's possible you got shit paint in your room. No,
Speaker 1: my guys would not fuck me over that way.
Speaker 3: They wouldn't really, they wouldn't get Benjamin Moore labels and
Speaker 3: slap them on generic cancer paint. Well, first of all,
Speaker 3: they actually hooked it up, so I'm good they didn't.
Speaker 3: I didn't pay for the paint, you know, it's part
Speaker 3: of the well, that's because it's probably not real.
Speaker 1: It's real. No, he goes to the hardware store, he
Speaker 1: buys the paint. It's all good. We good.
Speaker 4: Are you on with him when he bought it? No,
Speaker 4: was Benjamin Morris spelled m O r E. No, m
Speaker 4: o r you eb you bastard. You really you just
Speaker 4: really like like picking at me, don't you.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you. If people do this, no I'm not
Speaker 1: saying they don't, but not these guys. I think we're good.
Speaker 1: You got you got, I bet you got glittend. All right,
Speaker 1: I'm done with you. I have to I have to go.
Speaker 3: Well, I have to go.
Speaker 1: I have to go put my clothes back in my drawers.
Speaker 1: I thought you said you're gonna have to go propose.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I got well, I got, I
Speaker 3: got this, I got furniture, I got furniture coming up.
Speaker 3: Everything I got, I got, I got stuff to do today.
Speaker 3: All right, I love Let's put that, Let's put the
Speaker 3: couch cushions back, and whatever is.
Speaker 1: Else behind you over there. Yeah, it's terrible. I can't wait. Hey,
Speaker 1: I may stop flying later. Okay, I'll see you soon.
Speaker 1: You coming drinks on me? You already spent all your
Speaker 1: money on Call him a rine. Boys, boys,