WEBVTT - #350: The Volunteer Douche Bag 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:00.880 Three fifty. 0:00:04.080 --> 0:00:10.440 Start up, dot up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start Up, 0:00:10.800 --> 0:00:14.480 Brooklyn Boys, start up, dot up, dot up. They making 0:00:14.640 --> 0:00:18.280 noise dot up, start up, dot up up, dot us 0:00:18.360 --> 0:00:18.800 dot up. 0:00:19.200 --> 0:00:23.680 Episode three fifty. It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast. 0:00:25.000 --> 0:00:28.360 What's going on there? David Brody? Not much Scary Jones. 0:00:28.400 --> 0:00:31.200 You know, I always like to make a reference, if possible, 0:00:31.320 --> 0:00:35.040 to uh something about the episode number. I would like 0:00:35.080 --> 0:00:37.440 to point out that I once owned a Buick Park 0:00:37.479 --> 0:00:40.479 Avenue that had a three fifty engine. Oh really, I 0:00:40.479 --> 0:00:43.559 think you're about to say Popular General Motors motor you 0:00:43.600 --> 0:00:44.199 were gonna. 0:00:44.000 --> 0:00:48.879 Do the podcast and get baked? That's for twenty, dumbass. 0:00:49.000 --> 0:00:53.199 No, it's not three fifty, three fifty. Most things go 0:00:53.240 --> 0:00:56.760 in the oven for three fifty. Not you say three. 0:00:56.880 --> 0:01:00.280 That shows you what I know about drugs. Sorry for yeah, 0:01:00.320 --> 0:01:03.040 four twenty. At the time of day three fifty, you 0:01:03.080 --> 0:01:03.640 get baked. 0:01:04.880 --> 0:01:07.640 Oh I'm just saying, yeah, see, so there you go slices. 0:01:07.959 --> 0:01:11.319 I'm making car references, Scary who smokes pot with his father, 0:01:11.560 --> 0:01:12.640 making drug references. 0:01:12.680 --> 0:01:16.160 I make cooking out, I make cooking references. Actually both 0:01:16.160 --> 0:01:17.959 from the they're both from the same neighborhood. I can't 0:01:17.959 --> 0:01:21.479 tell them apart. Yes you can. I will say, when 0:01:21.480 --> 0:01:25.040 you put stuff in the oven, three fifties usually the default. 0:01:25.120 --> 0:01:27.280 I mean, you can't go wrong at three fifty, right, 0:01:28.040 --> 0:01:30.080 I cook at four and four fifty. I can't wait. 0:01:31.480 --> 0:01:34.399 That doesn't necessarily mean it's gonna come out better or faster. 0:01:34.600 --> 0:01:37.080 It's just you could burn things. I mean, some things you're. 0:01:37.000 --> 0:01:39.680 Delicates ow faster scary because you you heat it up 0:01:39.800 --> 0:01:41.720 to a higher temperature. Yeah, but you could dry shit 0:01:41.800 --> 0:01:45.319 out real quick. I make sure not to dry shit out. 0:01:46.280 --> 0:01:48.480 But I don't cook at three fifty. I reheat my 0:01:48.480 --> 0:01:51.440 pizza at four hundred. I cook most things at four fifty, 0:01:52.120 --> 0:01:54.240 maybe four twenty five if I'm in a casual mood. 0:01:55.000 --> 0:01:56.440 Yeah, but I got time at three fifty. 0:01:56.680 --> 0:01:59.360 Baked goods man with breads and things and muffins and 0:01:59.400 --> 0:02:01.960 cookies and cakes. You don't put that at f You 0:02:01.960 --> 0:02:03.840 don't put that at four twenty five for fifty You'll 0:02:03.840 --> 0:02:06.080 burn the shit out of it. I don't know whatever 0:02:06.200 --> 0:02:10.359 the Pillsbury flaky biscuits I make. Whatever that temperature is, 0:02:10.400 --> 0:02:13.720 that's what I love. Okay temperature, Yeah, love me some 0:02:13.919 --> 0:02:16.400 Pillsbury biscuits. By the way, they're not a sponsor. I 0:02:16.440 --> 0:02:17.040 wish they were. 0:02:17.280 --> 0:02:19.280 God, we could use a lot of sponsors, couldn't we. 0:02:20.240 --> 0:02:22.080 I mean, we are, you know, I'm surprised all the 0:02:22.080 --> 0:02:24.720 people we have listening to us, the thousands and thousands 0:02:24.720 --> 0:02:27.799 and thousands, tens of thousands of people. You guys don't 0:02:27.840 --> 0:02:30.160 work for companies that want to advertise. You guys don't 0:02:30.160 --> 0:02:34.480 own companies, work at businesses. Come on, somebody somewhere, You're right, 0:02:34.600 --> 0:02:35.600 somebody somewhere. 0:02:36.240 --> 0:02:36.800 It's got to be. 0:02:37.080 --> 0:02:39.080 It's got to be in a business or an industry 0:02:39.639 --> 0:02:43.360 that can benefit by advertising on the Brooklyn Boys. 0:02:43.400 --> 0:02:46.359 But and if you're a slice, we'll give you more 0:02:46.360 --> 0:02:48.720 than the thirty seconds, like we'll do right by. 0:02:48.560 --> 0:02:54.000 You, of course, of course. But great listen, Hello Fresh 0:02:54.080 --> 0:02:56.600 is spending money, so can you? So is mint Mobile? 0:02:57.160 --> 0:03:00.359 Mint Mobile? Love Mint Mobile? These are a friend of money. Yeah. 0:03:00.720 --> 0:03:04.440 So you can't see this, brody, because the camera's on 0:03:04.480 --> 0:03:07.959 my face and there's very little in my background, very 0:03:07.960 --> 0:03:10.120 little in the background. I see a lot of the 0:03:10.160 --> 0:03:12.520 stuff piled up behind you, though, Yeah, I see an 0:03:12.520 --> 0:03:16.680 ottoman or something. Yeah, so the table's gone. Where's the table? 0:03:17.080 --> 0:03:20.000 I'm in the middle of getting stuff out of my 0:03:20.120 --> 0:03:23.520 room and re just redoing it. So all my entire 0:03:23.680 --> 0:03:26.079 the contents of my bedroom are in my living room, 0:03:26.080 --> 0:03:29.080 which is where I do the podcast. So you can't see, 0:03:29.160 --> 0:03:32.000 but if I tilted the camera in another direction, you 0:03:32.040 --> 0:03:35.640 could see on my sofa, just piles of clothes, piles 0:03:35.680 --> 0:03:39.400 of sheets and towels. The contents of my bedroom are 0:03:39.440 --> 0:03:42.000 in my living room lamps. I had all kinds of 0:03:42.040 --> 0:03:45.040 shit back there anyway I could. I barely had room 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:48.560 to carve a path to sit down and do this podcast. 0:03:48.880 --> 0:03:51.160 This is the only chair that I can physically sit 0:03:51.240 --> 0:03:54.200 on that's not being occupied by other things. 0:03:54.920 --> 0:03:57.560 But they how else would you just sit on a 0:03:57.600 --> 0:03:59.160 chair besides physically. 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:02.840 Saying I'm sitting on this chair. There's no other There's 0:04:02.880 --> 0:04:05.200 no other chair that I can even go to. All 0:04:05.240 --> 0:04:08.840 my other chairs are occupied. And yesterday they came in 0:04:09.120 --> 0:04:13.839 my find supervising the supervisors because you smashed your bed, 0:04:13.920 --> 0:04:18.080 right because you stemmed from me jumping on my bed 0:04:18.120 --> 0:04:20.720 and breaking the fucking thing. So I went out, and 0:04:20.720 --> 0:04:22.520 what do I do? Not just buy a new bed frame? 0:04:22.920 --> 0:04:25.239 But I'm like, oh, oh I like this dresser drawers, 0:04:25.279 --> 0:04:27.919 let me replace that. Oh I like this new night table. 0:04:27.920 --> 0:04:29.839 I want to replace that. Oh you know what, I 0:04:29.839 --> 0:04:32.320 want a new rug and a new laundry basket. And 0:04:33.240 --> 0:04:34.920 you want a new rug when the won't make you sick. 0:04:35.360 --> 0:04:38.000 That's I want a new drug. Oh sorry, sorry, Yeah, 0:04:38.120 --> 0:04:41.320 that's Huey Lewis in the news. Oh my god, I 0:04:41.360 --> 0:04:44.760 want a new rug. It's very funny, buddy. 0:04:44.880 --> 0:04:46.680 I would like that if I still had access to 0:04:46.720 --> 0:04:48.080 the parody department. Yeah. 0:04:48.360 --> 0:04:49.640 So, so I'm like, you know what, let me get 0:04:49.720 --> 0:04:52.039 rid of everything in here. And then while I cleared 0:04:52.120 --> 0:04:56.240 up my room, my I guess, my my handyman and 0:04:56.279 --> 0:04:59.200 my super they decided they came up here to see 0:04:59.200 --> 0:05:00.720 what was going on because they helped take the bed out 0:05:00.720 --> 0:05:02.440 because the bed had to be removed instead of the 0:05:02.480 --> 0:05:05.840 dresser drawers. They're like, do you ever think about repainting this? 0:05:06.480 --> 0:05:09.320 And they're like huh. I'm like no, I never did. 0:05:09.520 --> 0:05:11.560 They're like, you know, if you should get some more 0:05:11.560 --> 0:05:15.400 earth tones. So I said, all right, perfect, So yeah, how. 0:05:15.360 --> 0:05:16.640 Much does it? How much did you have to pay 0:05:16.680 --> 0:05:17.480 them for earth tones? 0:05:17.800 --> 0:05:21.640 Well, they're like, we got you covered, we got you covered. 0:05:22.080 --> 0:05:24.440 We're gonna do it. So they changed my color of 0:05:24.440 --> 0:05:26.920 my room from blue and they painted it white. 0:05:27.000 --> 0:05:29.440 Yesterday. White is an earth tone. 0:05:29.920 --> 0:05:34.080 It's a cream white, creamy white. It's like it's earth white. Dirt, 0:05:34.160 --> 0:05:38.640 it's eggshat. Dirt is no sky blue. That's earth related. 0:05:38.720 --> 0:05:41.920 That's not dirt. Brown. That's the Earth. 0:05:42.160 --> 0:05:45.320 Browns and browns and beiges and grays and white, those 0:05:45.320 --> 0:05:49.680 are earth tones, grays and whites. White is an earth tone. Okay, okay, 0:05:49.720 --> 0:05:56.080 okay racist white. Yeah, so anyway, Earth, Earth is all colors. Baby, 0:05:56.240 --> 0:05:57.880 It's not just white. So I said, look, I said, 0:05:58.120 --> 0:05:59.720 I said, I don't care what you do, as long 0:05:59.760 --> 0:06:01.040 as you. 0:06:00.480 --> 0:06:03.919 What part of Earth is white. Besides the case of 0:06:03.960 --> 0:06:04.760 some rocks of. 0:06:04.880 --> 0:06:09.200 Sand, there's some sand this, there's some white sand out there. 0:06:09.960 --> 0:06:12.920 That's beagy. I still think white is an earth tone. 0:06:13.000 --> 0:06:15.640 It's considered you got you got, you got scammed again. 0:06:15.839 --> 0:06:18.159 Scare you are the most gullible. What are you talking about? 0:06:18.320 --> 0:06:20.040 So you're you're the kind of guy that would look 0:06:20.040 --> 0:06:22.279 at a painting of a white wall and they tell you, 0:06:22.279 --> 0:06:23.080 don't you see what's there? 0:06:23.080 --> 0:06:24.480 And you're like, oh, yeah, I totally see it. 0:06:24.839 --> 0:06:27.560 But to you about the volume on the podcast, and 0:06:27.600 --> 0:06:29.080 you believe that I was changing the volume. 0:06:29.200 --> 0:06:33.480 Sometimes I need an outside opinion. So in this process, 0:06:33.520 --> 0:06:35.680 while the room was cleared, outside opinion, you got the 0:06:35.720 --> 0:06:37.920 opinion of your your super and landlord, the guys who 0:06:37.920 --> 0:06:38.640 want to you. 0:06:38.640 --> 0:06:39.280 You had to pay it. 0:06:39.320 --> 0:06:41.920 If painted, oh we'll get hey, hey, hey, hey, miguel, 0:06:42.480 --> 0:06:44.120 what kind of paint we have land in the basement. 0:06:44.279 --> 0:06:46.120 We got a lot of extra off white. Oh good, 0:06:46.120 --> 0:06:48.640 tell them it's earth tones, dude. They suck at you. 0:06:48.640 --> 0:06:51.320 Know that your bedroom was light blue. It was beautiful. 0:06:51.760 --> 0:06:54.440 It matched your furniture, it matched your living room. It 0:06:54.520 --> 0:06:57.320 was great at light blue. Now you have white. Why 0:06:57.480 --> 0:06:59.560 is what they paint? White is what they paint something 0:06:59.600 --> 0:07:01.240 when you move out and they want to make it 0:07:01.279 --> 0:07:02.760 neutral for the next tenant to come in. 0:07:04.839 --> 0:07:08.640 You unpainted your room. Oh come on, you know what 0:07:08.640 --> 0:07:08.920 you did. 0:07:09.200 --> 0:07:11.360 You just went to a car dealership and got the 0:07:11.440 --> 0:07:13.720 light silver car that was sitting on the lot of two. 0:07:13.920 --> 0:07:17.600 What's wrong with white? Here's here's how they sold it, 0:07:17.640 --> 0:07:17.960 all right. 0:07:18.280 --> 0:07:21.320 They're like, look, your bed, your dresser, drawers, and your 0:07:21.440 --> 0:07:23.040 nightstand are all going to be white. 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:25.600 Everything's going to be white. So okay, so they should 0:07:25.600 --> 0:07:28.640 contrast off of the blue walls. No, but here here's 0:07:28.680 --> 0:07:31.080 the thing. White. Oh you didn't you having a white 0:07:31.080 --> 0:07:31.800 party in bed? 0:07:32.080 --> 0:07:35.680 White is it makes you relax, It gives you, It 0:07:35.680 --> 0:07:39.160 gives you, like peace of mind and serenity. White and 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:42.560 white opens the room. Now white opens the room up. 0:07:42.960 --> 0:07:45.040 See other darker colors. And it was a kind of 0:07:45.040 --> 0:07:47.520 a royal blue. It kind of closes the room in. 0:07:48.080 --> 0:07:49.960 I've there's not a lot of space in that room. 0:07:49.960 --> 0:07:52.120 You've been in that room, It's it's small. I got 0:07:52.120 --> 0:07:53.120 a very small bedroom. 0:07:53.360 --> 0:07:55.480 So why what size? Your room is? Now the same 0:07:55.600 --> 0:07:57.520 size except you have plain white walls. 0:07:57.640 --> 0:07:57.840 No. 0:07:57.880 --> 0:08:01.920 But but if I want piece and serenity and relaxation, 0:08:02.800 --> 0:08:03.520 you'll never. 0:08:03.360 --> 0:08:05.680 Have piece and serenity and relaxation. Who are you kidding? 0:08:06.160 --> 0:08:08.640 You're high strungs. So so they're like, look, you know, 0:08:08.680 --> 0:08:10.800 the room's empty. Never been a better time than right 0:08:10.840 --> 0:08:12.720 now to paint it. I'm like, you know what, you're right. 0:08:13.040 --> 0:08:16.360 So they're like, they got they got me the Aura 0:08:16.480 --> 0:08:19.400 Benjamin Moore. You know, I gotta have my top top 0:08:19.440 --> 0:08:22.960 shelf Aura, like rita Aura. Aura is the best paint 0:08:22.960 --> 0:08:25.600 out Benjamin Moore. Aura is the best paint out there. 0:08:25.840 --> 0:08:26.480 They stop it. 0:08:26.600 --> 0:08:30.560 You don't know shit about the other scary how much 0:08:30.720 --> 0:08:34.800 I remember on a previous episode of this podcast, you 0:08:35.360 --> 0:08:43.280 complained about a budget home store and their paint. It's 0:08:43.280 --> 0:08:45.920 clearly on this fucking podcast. You guys can scroll back 0:08:45.960 --> 0:08:50.280 slices and you were my witness. You bought ship paint. 0:08:50.920 --> 0:08:52.640 I'm not gonna name the name because I named the brand. 0:08:52.679 --> 0:08:54.120 You gotta know the store and you. 0:08:54.240 --> 0:08:55.559 Brought paint from that place. 0:08:55.559 --> 0:08:58.160 They got the color wrong. I asked for light gray 0:08:58.200 --> 0:09:00.839 and they gave me dark black. But they fucked you 0:09:01.000 --> 0:09:04.600 and they and I heard that that paint, that store 0:09:04.640 --> 0:09:08.120 with that paint was no the store. 0:09:08.200 --> 0:09:10.560 The story was, if you don't remember, was the guy 0:09:10.640 --> 0:09:13.560 working there told me the problem with the paint was 0:09:13.559 --> 0:09:17.559 I asked for the most inexpensive paint. Yeah, but that's 0:09:17.559 --> 0:09:21.080 not an explanation of why ordering light gray paint came 0:09:21.120 --> 0:09:24.400 out black. But Benjamin Moore Aura is a quality, a 0:09:24.480 --> 0:09:25.520 high quality paint. 0:09:25.600 --> 0:09:28.080 It's scary. How much did it cost to repaint your 0:09:28.120 --> 0:09:34.400 ten by ten bedroom? Three hundred? Yeah, four hundred, three hundred. 0:09:35.240 --> 0:09:38.240 Three hundred, Yeah, they painted it white. They gave you 0:09:38.240 --> 0:09:39.360 you know what, they know what? They used that white 0:09:39.360 --> 0:09:49.320 paint for, uh, insane asylums, hospitals, the projects. When my 0:09:49.320 --> 0:09:51.480 mother lived in a rent controlled apartment, one hundred year 0:09:51.480 --> 0:09:52.560 old building in Brooklyn. 0:09:53.000 --> 0:09:54.720 When they painted their apartment, it was white. 0:09:55.320 --> 0:09:59.640 You painted it white, well, thrown with white for a bedroom? 0:09:59.720 --> 0:10:02.600 Nothing thing, but your furniture is white. So white on 0:10:02.679 --> 0:10:06.920 white is okay? It's earth tone you was, I'm gonna 0:10:06.920 --> 0:10:09.280 and in fact, they're gonna be it. It's some of 0:10:09.320 --> 0:10:11.199 it is a little beige color. 0:10:11.760 --> 0:10:17.360 Oh my god, can't you look like a cold Play concert? Wow, 0:10:17.520 --> 0:10:19.240 that's how white it is. You are terrible. 0:10:19.720 --> 0:10:22.720 Well, listen, my I will take a picture and post 0:10:23.000 --> 0:10:26.320 the finished product once everything's in there. How will anyone 0:10:26.320 --> 0:10:27.720 know you took a picture. It's gonna be a picture 0:10:27.760 --> 0:10:33.360 of whiteness. So they came in yesterday and they they painted. 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:35.840 They were here for a few hours. They did a 0:10:35.840 --> 0:10:37.640 bunch of good things to you know, for me. And 0:10:37.720 --> 0:10:40.760 then and now today my furniture is coming. That's why 0:10:40.760 --> 0:10:43.400 I'm up up against the clock here. What kind of 0:10:43.400 --> 0:10:47.520 good things did they do? They well, they well, first 0:10:47.559 --> 0:10:49.080 of all, they had to take the TV after raw. 0:10:49.200 --> 0:10:51.080 They they had to cover up some cracks. They did 0:10:51.080 --> 0:10:53.320 a little spackle, They put a little stuff in the cracks. 0:10:53.720 --> 0:10:56.640 They they did, they take all the outlet covers off 0:10:56.720 --> 0:10:57.920 or did they just paint white over them? 0:11:00.120 --> 0:11:00.680 Kind of people? 0:11:00.840 --> 0:11:02.560 Do you think I have work in here? No, these 0:11:02.600 --> 0:11:05.320 people are professional. They knew what they were doing. Yeah, 0:11:05.360 --> 0:11:08.560 they got you to buy earth tone white. It's it's 0:11:08.640 --> 0:11:12.480 calm winter white or eggshell. I forgot the name of it. 0:11:12.480 --> 0:11:14.480 It's kind of it's a very nice color. Did they 0:11:14.520 --> 0:11:18.400 tell you it was a crew and charge you more money? 0:11:18.800 --> 0:11:20.000 Wow? You? 0:11:20.160 --> 0:11:20.199 Or? 0:11:20.559 --> 0:11:22.600 Yes? White paints? 0:11:22.720 --> 0:11:24.520 Is if any of you guys are like fashion experts, 0:11:24.559 --> 0:11:27.080 you went to school for colors? What's let us know 0:11:27.360 --> 0:11:28.400 if white is an earth tone? 0:11:28.440 --> 0:11:31.120 Okay? What? And and what's wrong? Furthermore? 0:11:31.200 --> 0:11:35.920 With white? A white wall bedroom? Why can't we paint? 0:11:36.080 --> 0:11:39.679 What's wrong with white walls? Is that a bathroom story? 0:11:39.679 --> 0:11:40.959 But all your furniture is white? 0:11:41.360 --> 0:11:43.640 Like, imagine how great your furniture would look if your 0:11:43.640 --> 0:11:46.480 furniture was like a nice a cherry wood, like a 0:11:46.520 --> 0:11:49.720 reddish brown with the white walls, that would be great. 0:11:50.280 --> 0:11:52.840 But you have white furniture with white walls, You're gonna 0:11:52.840 --> 0:11:54.160 look like you're in some kind of I want to 0:11:54.200 --> 0:11:55.800 be in a futuristic room kind of thing. 0:11:58.000 --> 0:12:01.240 It's very eighties white furniture. Would walls I don't know. 0:12:03.120 --> 0:12:05.160 Now you're making me think. You're making me think twice 0:12:05.160 --> 0:12:07.120 that I did the wrong. Somebody's got to make you think. 0:12:07.120 --> 0:12:08.280 I hope your brain doesn't hurt. 0:12:09.360 --> 0:12:14.320 Wow, so maybe so not even a stripe. You didn't 0:12:14.320 --> 0:12:16.559 paint any stripes, nothing stripes. 0:12:16.880 --> 0:12:19.520 What are you doing here? NOTHINGNNA tell you. I should 0:12:20.200 --> 0:12:22.640 I should have stole wallpaper. Are you that guy. 0:12:23.760 --> 0:12:26.320 But white with wife? I don't know, man, it just 0:12:26.320 --> 0:12:28.640 seems like what goes with white? 0:12:28.840 --> 0:12:30.560 White? 0:12:32.160 --> 0:12:34.120 They had extra white. They had extra white paint in 0:12:34.120 --> 0:12:36.240 the basement, Like going for a look. We can make 0:12:36.240 --> 0:12:39.120 four hundred bucks off this guy. I'm going for a look. 0:12:40.320 --> 0:12:42.440 What's the look, mayonnaise? 0:12:46.400 --> 0:12:49.439 It's the podcast. 0:12:51.679 --> 0:12:55.240 I'm sorry, Brodie, I think sometimes you you don't. 0:12:55.280 --> 0:12:57.719 You don't have any taste. You know. I don't want 0:12:57.720 --> 0:12:58.360 I don't want to wrong. 0:12:58.360 --> 0:13:00.280 I don't want to rip you for that, but I'm like, 0:13:00.320 --> 0:13:03.120 you know, I'm thinking, like, consider the source. Consider who's 0:13:03.160 --> 0:13:07.240 telling me that I fucked up? David Brody, Dude, I 0:13:07.280 --> 0:13:09.400 worked in retail. I had an eye for matching colors 0:13:09.400 --> 0:13:09.839 with things. 0:13:10.040 --> 0:13:11.560 Okay, white matches with white. 0:13:12.960 --> 0:13:15.160 Yeah, at a certain point, the bed frame does have 0:13:15.640 --> 0:13:19.240 a nice little tan wood frame around it. But it's 0:13:19.280 --> 0:13:23.240 also white. Oh that's an earth tone. Yeah, there's some 0:13:23.280 --> 0:13:24.080 axis in there. 0:13:24.760 --> 0:13:25.480 Oh okay, okay. 0:13:26.000 --> 0:13:30.400 The handles on the white dresser drawers are gold. 0:13:30.559 --> 0:13:35.720 How about that gold. It's like a gold lacker. That's 0:13:35.800 --> 0:13:42.280 tack packycker lacker. I didn't even know her. I'm okay, 0:13:42.320 --> 0:13:45.080 I'm excited. I'm happy for my You should be happy, 0:13:45.080 --> 0:13:46.120 you should be very happy. Scary. 0:13:46.200 --> 0:13:47.559 Luckily, you already have a girlfriend. You don't need to 0:13:47.559 --> 0:13:51.920 impress anybody. Does Robin know you painted the bedroom white? Yes, 0:13:52.880 --> 0:13:54.280 with gold handles. 0:13:54.000 --> 0:13:55.280 She said, I can't wait to see it. 0:13:55.320 --> 0:13:57.160 All right, all right, we're gonna move off this topic 0:13:57.200 --> 0:14:00.400 because because I'm honestly this is to betinued. 0:14:00.960 --> 0:14:04.000 All Right, Hey, uh, I know you like you like 0:14:04.080 --> 0:14:05.719 the lingo of the kids. I know you do. I 0:14:06.040 --> 0:14:08.400 know you like to use whatever the hot phrases are. 0:14:08.679 --> 0:14:13.800 You mean skimbity do toilet riz and h skimmity toilet 0:14:14.400 --> 0:14:16.360 and cap and no cap and what else did the 0:14:16.440 --> 0:14:17.400 kids say these days? 0:14:17.679 --> 0:14:18.120 Yeah? 0:14:18.200 --> 0:14:21.680 Well, I'll tell you there's an expression that I understand 0:14:21.680 --> 0:14:26.400 what it means. It's grammatically incorrect, but remember, like like 0:14:26.440 --> 0:14:28.640 I said, if you have to ask for extra gravy. 0:14:28.800 --> 0:14:32.240 If it's automatic, then it's not extra gravy. Yes, And 0:14:32.680 --> 0:14:34.640 if everything's offensive, then nothing's offensive. 0:14:34.720 --> 0:14:36.960 Oh that I live to this day. 0:14:38.000 --> 0:14:43.280 Okay, the expression it hits different, Yeah, it hits all. 0:14:44.120 --> 0:14:46.920 Grammatically it should be it hits differently. But that's not 0:14:47.040 --> 0:14:48.840 my problem. I mean, that's part of my problem, but 0:14:48.880 --> 0:14:52.680 that's not my problem. My problem is if everything hits different, 0:14:53.200 --> 0:14:57.400 nothing hits different. Every commercial, this gambling site, it just 0:14:57.480 --> 0:15:00.400 hits different. Come out to city field, it hits different. 0:15:00.840 --> 0:15:05.040 This food company hits different, It hits different, it hits different, 0:15:05.120 --> 0:15:07.920 it hits different, hits different, it hits different or differently 0:15:08.120 --> 0:15:10.320 from from other things. 0:15:11.960 --> 0:15:15.720 But everything can't hit different, Yes it can. It's overused. 0:15:15.720 --> 0:15:19.360 It's a differentiation. Hey, the Brooklyn Boys podcast, it hits different. 0:15:19.480 --> 0:15:24.200 It does from other podcasts. It's implied, it's implied that 0:15:24.280 --> 0:15:26.840 it hits different from other podcasts things. 0:15:27.040 --> 0:15:30.400 When every commercial uses that phrase, it's a bit much. 0:15:31.440 --> 0:15:35.160 Do I have to start? If we're talking about overused phrases. 0:15:36.040 --> 0:15:41.600 I think every commercial and everything in life shouldn't be iconic. 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:46.360 If everything's iconic, then nothing's iconic. And why can't shrimp 0:15:46.360 --> 0:15:51.240 be delicious? Why does it have to be suculentes have to. 0:15:51.200 --> 0:15:52.440 Be melty melty. 0:15:52.480 --> 0:15:54.120 Oh. They hate when they put the y at the 0:15:54.160 --> 0:15:56.760 end of the word melt. Well, that's the same as 0:15:56.880 --> 0:16:01.640 not putting the end of it's differently, Yeah, but it belongs. 0:16:01.280 --> 0:16:04.920 In differently, but it doesn't belong in melt. That's right. 0:16:05.120 --> 0:16:08.200 They leave off one and added to the other. Right. 0:16:08.040 --> 0:16:12.480 But if something's iconic or there's another word that people 0:16:12.520 --> 0:16:14.600 are using, it's overused. 0:16:14.160 --> 0:16:17.280 To it's insane. I saw a commercial on TikTok it 0:16:17.320 --> 0:16:21.280 was insane. Have you seen this new insane AI maker? 0:16:21.480 --> 0:16:25.280 It's insane? Look at this insane video. She's insane. It's insane. 0:16:25.640 --> 0:16:29.240 It's not insane, dude, it's normal. It's fine. It's not insane. 0:16:29.360 --> 0:16:34.120 It doesn't hit different. It's just it's fine. It's fine. 0:16:35.080 --> 0:16:37.320 Like everything's crazy, this is great. Have you seen this 0:16:37.400 --> 0:16:37.880 video game? 0:16:37.920 --> 0:16:38.520 It's crazy. 0:16:38.960 --> 0:16:42.800 No, it's just a video game, that's it. 0:16:42.800 --> 0:16:45.600 It's not insane. It's not literally insane. It's not like, 0:16:46.200 --> 0:16:50.280 it's not it's just it's just not. It's too much. 0:16:51.200 --> 0:16:53.160 You're desensitizing the words. 0:16:53.520 --> 0:16:56.280 If every commercial says it hits different, you're like, okay, 0:16:56.320 --> 0:16:58.400 what else you got? You have nothing to say, you know, 0:16:58.480 --> 0:17:00.800 a little backstage feel and shrimp. Have you ever had 0:17:00.800 --> 0:17:02.280 a shrimp? You ever been to a restaurant has a 0:17:02.280 --> 0:17:03.920 shrimp and go, man, this shrimp is succulent. 0:17:04.080 --> 0:17:07.320 No, that's okay. So we don't speak like that. 0:17:08.080 --> 0:17:10.160 I will say that, you know, if a little peak 0:17:10.240 --> 0:17:13.800 behind the curtain here. A lot of times, if we're 0:17:13.800 --> 0:17:18.240 promoting one of our clients, the people at the commercial 0:17:18.280 --> 0:17:21.119 agency will call them or the people who you know, 0:17:21.200 --> 0:17:24.840 the the client sponsored themselves, the copyright they cop they 0:17:24.880 --> 0:17:30.760 will write up a script, a suggested script, and you know, 0:17:31.640 --> 0:17:34.520 I don't if I feel like I don't talk like that, 0:17:34.800 --> 0:17:37.640 I will change words. I'll change it to my language 0:17:37.680 --> 0:17:42.000 and my right you know, my expression, you know my attitude. 0:17:42.080 --> 0:17:45.160 And they're usually fine with this because it's especially when 0:17:45.160 --> 0:17:48.240 the script says, we, oh, we have a great deal 0:17:48.280 --> 0:17:48.760 on cars. 0:17:49.400 --> 0:17:50.080 We don't. We don't. 0:17:50.080 --> 0:17:52.360 I don't work there, I don't work for I don't 0:17:52.400 --> 0:17:55.840 work for that from company. That's like celebrities like, oh, 0:17:55.960 --> 0:17:58.160 we hear a T Mobile? You don't work for T Mobile? 0:17:58.240 --> 0:18:00.000 Right now? To that one, I always chane. 0:18:00.240 --> 0:18:02.600 I always changed it today because it's me talking to 0:18:02.680 --> 0:18:06.000 you about them. But but a lot of times it's 0:18:06.040 --> 0:18:09.359 not written in Scary Jones speak, so I will have 0:18:09.520 --> 0:18:11.480 to go in and fine tune it. You know, I'll 0:18:11.480 --> 0:18:13.399 have to go in and see you know and say like, 0:18:13.760 --> 0:18:14.880 I wouldn't say this this way. 0:18:14.880 --> 0:18:15.920 I wouldn't use this word. 0:18:15.960 --> 0:18:18.760 I would never so so I always have to, uh, 0:18:18.960 --> 0:18:22.119 you know, brooklynize it. In fact, I have trained my 0:18:22.280 --> 0:18:27.040 chatchipt when it's helping me write rewrite commercials, to always 0:18:27.600 --> 0:18:33.359 use the Scary Jones casual Brooklyn industrial style, something laid 0:18:33.400 --> 0:18:36.720 back and like, for instance, I had to do I 0:18:36.760 --> 0:18:41.200 did something for our friends at smart Water recently sponsor, 0:18:42.040 --> 0:18:47.360 and it wasn't how I speak. I'm like, I don't 0:18:47.400 --> 0:18:50.080 talk that way, am I? So I'm gonna take these 0:18:50.359 --> 0:18:53.879 you say, you say smart water water. If I was 0:18:53.960 --> 0:18:58.000 from Pennsylvania, I'd say worder, worder smart water Woter No. 0:18:59.160 --> 0:18:59.240 No. 0:18:59.359 --> 0:19:03.120 So so rewrote it and they're like, ah, yes, we'll 0:19:03.119 --> 0:19:05.280 do that for you. I'm gonna I'm gonna change this 0:19:05.320 --> 0:19:08.480 to a Scary Jones style. And it did and and 0:19:08.480 --> 0:19:12.000 and I'm like, boom, you got me. That's exactly how 0:19:12.040 --> 0:19:15.480 I talk. So Shatgypt is getting smart, but you got 0:19:15.480 --> 0:19:15.919 to train it. 0:19:17.880 --> 0:19:19.520 Yeah, So it doesn't put up pictures of me that 0:19:19.520 --> 0:19:25.080 that are somebody else. Mhm. You were talking about Are 0:19:25.119 --> 0:19:27.840 we talking about retail? We're talking about I said, I 0:19:27.880 --> 0:19:31.720 worked in retail and matching. All right, think, harken back 0:19:31.720 --> 0:19:34.760 to your days of retail. I'm HARKing. 0:19:36.600 --> 0:19:39.000 Remember remember when you were at the store and it 0:19:39.040 --> 0:19:44.679 was closing time. Let's tell you close the d eight o'clock. 0:19:45.640 --> 0:19:47.640 And I walked in this store at seven forty five. 0:19:47.880 --> 0:19:49.960 Oh, is this another one of these scary Johnes walks 0:19:49.960 --> 0:19:51.560