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Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on

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Speaker 1: a Thursday. The week is almost over. Things are going well.

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Speaker 1: Irs agents are getting fired. It's amazing. So this hour

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Speaker 1: we're gonna talk a little bit about the Mexico War,

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Speaker 1: on the cartel situation. I'll get to that in just

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Speaker 1: a moment, how we're handling the illegals. Jasmine Crockett continues

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Speaker 1: to be the gift that keeps on giving emails. So

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Speaker 1: much more coming up on The Jesse Kelly Show. But

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Speaker 1: let's get to this park. So I've been teasing it

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Speaker 1: for a little bit. You know, we're talking about the cartels.

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Speaker 1: They've been designated terrorist organizations, well eight of them have, anyway,

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Speaker 1: And the Trump administration has moved five hundred men from

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Speaker 1: the tenth Mountain Division into an Arizona Army base, Fort Watchuka.

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Speaker 1: This is public information, so I'm not giving anything away.

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Speaker 1: You should know the tenth Mountain Division boys are for real.

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Speaker 1: This is a fighting unit. We are talking fighters. So

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Speaker 1: these are not pencil pushers with the tenth Mountain Division.

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Speaker 1: These are studs. Okay. We know that we know the

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Speaker 1: Green Berets are already down in Mexico doing what Green

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Speaker 1: berets do, training them, training the Mexicans to take on

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Speaker 1: the cartels. We know, courtesy of leaks out of the

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Speaker 1: CIA and CNN, we know we are already flying drones

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Speaker 1: over Mexico trying to figure out who's who, what's what.

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Speaker 1: God only knows how much picture and video we've gathered

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Speaker 1: at this time. There's all kinds of high level stuff

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Speaker 1: that I don't have access to, and you don't have

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Speaker 1: access to. The American military is moving. Trump has the

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Speaker 1: military on the border. The wall is going up, and

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Speaker 1: I won't go over the whole thing again. You know

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Speaker 1: all this stuff. Just don't think that it will be easy.

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Speaker 1: Don't think it's going to be a drone strike and

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Speaker 1: and we're good to go. And part of the reason

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Speaker 1: I say that it's not out of exclusive respect for

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Speaker 1: the cartels fighting ability. It's not that we are better fighters,

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Speaker 1: but they can fight. I mean they have guns. And look,

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Speaker 1: have guns, big ones, they have calms, encrypted ones, they

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Speaker 1: have equipment, but ours is better. I get all that.

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Speaker 1: Part of my great concern is the Mexican government at

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Speaker 1: the federal and state level. How I shouldn't say how,

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Speaker 1: it's it's going to be difficult. It's going to be very,

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Speaker 1: very challenging to prosecute this war without the full support

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Speaker 1: And not only that, if you really look at the

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Speaker 1: situation on the ground, you heard Brandon Darby come in

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Speaker 1: the other night, it's not just that we're not going

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Speaker 1: have the government opposing us at some level. Let's deal

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Speaker 1: with the federal government first. The current leader of Mexico,

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Speaker 1: the president of Mexico. She's a leftist, she's a communist.

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Speaker 1: Claudia Shinebaum is her name. She was elected running on

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Speaker 1: said Mexico won't accept invasion in a fight against the cartels. Quote,

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Speaker 1: this cannot be not opportunity for the US to invade

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Speaker 1: our sovereignty. They can call them whatever they want. She's

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Speaker 1: talking about the terrorist designation. But with Mexico it is

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Speaker 1: collaboration and coordination, never subordination or interventionism, and even less invasion. Now,

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Speaker 1: let's talk about that. Never subordination. Okay, that's a leader

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Speaker 1: She kind of has to talk like that. I would

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Speaker 1: But she also said never interventionism. So how's that work?

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Speaker 1: How's that? Because at some point, whatever the plan is

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Speaker 1: we're going for something more precise. Let's just kill the

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Speaker 1: It's it's absurd how well we treat invaders of our country,

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Speaker 1: and that is turning around. You come here illegally, you

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Speaker 1: Do you have any idea what a jungle facility in

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Speaker 1: you make it bad and they will stop coming. Good

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Speaker 2: We do have leaks that have occurred in the last

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Speaker 2: couple of weeks that have jeopardized operations that we've had

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Speaker 2: put law enforcement officers and our agents at risk. So

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Speaker 2: we won't tolerate it anymore. And we're going to use

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Speaker 1: Jesse, I'm hearing your first hour this evening. I thought

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Speaker 1: my doctorate in the history of war. Well, well, glad

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Speaker 1: meaning we can learn so much by watching what's worked

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Speaker 1: and work things like that, Jay Steele, I just listened

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Speaker 1: to last night's podcast about turning commie. There's always an

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Speaker 1: had plenty of help from Chock and the highbrow literature

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Speaker 1: like the Anti Communist Manifesto now available in paperback. So

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Speaker 1: not you, Bo, forget you. It's it's hard for a

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Speaker 1: And I really mean this. It is frightening because they

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Speaker 1: And this was not a real Luke cry, and she

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Speaker 1: like you murderer, how could you do such a thing.

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Speaker 1: And I know that this is a put on from Luke.

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Speaker 1: I know the tears are not real. So I jump

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Speaker 1: really sad about the fish. What was his name? Now

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Speaker 1: and I said, no, no, no, no, no, what is

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Speaker 1: so sorry about the fish you're weeping about. And he

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Speaker 1: looks up and he goes swimmy. What a filthy liar.

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Speaker 1: And what he did worked like a charm on my life.

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Speaker 1: We were at pet Smart that night buying a lizard,

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Speaker 1: a bearded dragon, which he also didn't feed, and this

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Speaker 1: time I gave it away to somebody who would actually

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Speaker 1: care for the pet. That is the story of the

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Speaker 1: fish where I was manipulated into upgrading a pet because

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Speaker 1: ab is soft and her baby was faking sad. I'll

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Speaker 1: never forgive Luke to this day, and to this day,

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Speaker 1: both of them accuse me of lying about that. And

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Speaker 1: what I just said is gospel. It's gospel. Pure Talk's awesome,

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Speaker 1: you know that. I love. Look my phones. My phones

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Speaker 1: go through exactly what your phones go through. Beat up,

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Speaker 1: don't they? Little crackscreen? Oop dropped it here? Oh dang it.

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Speaker 1: After a while, it don't work as well, and the

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Speaker 1: screen's a little busted. But you know, when you switch

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Speaker 1: to Puretalk, the company whose CEO is a veteran, the

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Speaker 1: company who takes care of veterans. You know, when you

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Speaker 1: switch to pure talk right now, with a qualifying purchase,

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Speaker 1: you get a free iPhone fourteen or Samsung Galaxy zero dollars,

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Speaker 1: zero dollars. With a qualifying plan, you save a fortune

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Speaker 1: on your cell phone bill. Period. My bill got cut

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Speaker 1: in half. You can get a free phone right now.

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Speaker 1: It's time to dive on that kind of a deal

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Speaker 1: if you've been holding out to switch to Puretalk. And yes,

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Speaker 1: you'll get to deal with an American when you get

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Speaker 1: a hold up pure Talk, because they hire Americans who

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Speaker 1: speak English. Dial pound two five zero can say Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly pound two five zero, say, Jesse Kelly, we'll be back.

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Speaker 1: What Chris, we can make jokes. It's fine, you get

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Speaker 1: that right, They just it is the Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday.

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Speaker 1: Don't forget that. Tomorrow is an Ask Doctor Jesse Friday,

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Speaker 1: and you need to email your questions, ask me anything,

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Speaker 1: Email them in right now to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow

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Speaker 1: dot com. A couple audio bits I didn't get to

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Speaker 1: before I get to headlines. Trump actually answered questions about

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Speaker 1: this golden Fort Knox controversy. Now, I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: haven't been in Fort Knox. I don't know. My only

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Speaker 1: experience with Fort Knox is watching the James Bond movie Goldfingers,

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Speaker 1: So I don't know. But this is a conspiracy theory

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Speaker 1: that's gaining traction that someone stole all the gold. It's

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Speaker 1: gotten to the years of the President of the United

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Speaker 1: States of America, and I think he's going We're gonna

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Speaker 1: go into Fort Knox to make sure the goal is there.

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Speaker 1: I think you know that we're gonna go into Fort Knox.

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Speaker 1: Do you know know that? But we're gonna go to

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Speaker 1: fort knock the favor for Doc's going to make sure

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Speaker 1: the gold is there. Where the thought if the gold

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Speaker 1: isn't there, we're going to be very upset. What if

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Speaker 1: the gold isn't there? And it's not that I'm ruining

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Speaker 1: against my country or anything like that, but the sick

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Speaker 1: part of my brain almost wants it to be gone,

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Speaker 1: just so we can dig into the mystery of where

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Speaker 1: the gold go. What, Chris, what do you know where

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Speaker 1: it went?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 1: Chris? It was a question. I wasn't an accusation. I

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Speaker 1: thought maybe you would have some connections. Never mind anyway,

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Speaker 1: jdve answers to what Chris was Oh, oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: what if you're right? Chris just said, what if there's

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Speaker 1: a map to the missing gold? All? Please? I need

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Speaker 1: to be on this trip so bad. Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 1: My hopes are so far up now, Chris, They're so

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Speaker 1: far up now. And you know how bad I am

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Speaker 1: at escape rooms and problem solving. I would be terrible

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Speaker 1: if following the treasure map. But what if this is

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Speaker 1: my redemption? Oh my gosh, I need to be on

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Speaker 1: this JD Vance had a lot more to say today.

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Speaker 3: Our message to the drug traffickers is get the hell

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Speaker 3: out of our country. Your free ride is over because

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Speaker 3: President Trump is back in the Oval office. That is,

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Speaker 3: you're not welcome. You were never welcome according to the

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Speaker 3: American people. But unfortunately you had President Joe Biden who

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Speaker 3: allows you to run free over the United States of America.

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Speaker 3: And Donald Trump has said, your terrorist organizations, we're going

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Speaker 3: to go after you, We're going to wage war out

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Speaker 3: on you, and certainly we want you out of the

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Speaker 3: United States of America. And that's an important message, of course.

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Speaker 1: Gosh, that's freaking awesome. I also love that we finally

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Speaker 1: have a GOP that is not afraid to speak to men.

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Speaker 1: You've heard me rant about this so many times, that

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Speaker 1: every part of our political system has been geared towards women. Forever.

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Speaker 1: Everything is about women. I'm not saying women should be ignored,

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Speaker 1: but everything a Democrat and Republican women. Look at how

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Speaker 1: many women we need women outreach. How do we get

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Speaker 1: more women women women and women women, this women that women. Well,

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Speaker 1: what's happened is our culture has gone that way. Is men,

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Speaker 1: especially young men, young men feel like societies turn their

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Speaker 1: backs on them. They do you hear it? All? I

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Speaker 1: hear it so many times from young men. I get

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Speaker 1: all these emails from young men. It breaks my heart.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm old, I'm past that point in life, you know,

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Speaker 1: if I have a career, family, things like that. But

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Speaker 1: young men will tell me all the time now they

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Speaker 1: feel like everything's against them. They don't ever hear someone

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Speaker 1: speak like this to them. I like that we finally

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Speaker 1: have a party willing to speak like that.

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Speaker 3: Chrisis Lensky his country wouldn't exist without the gill.

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Speaker 1: That's completely the wrong audio cut. Maybe the young men

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Speaker 1: are mad about Zelensky too. I don't know. I was

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Speaker 1: tired of trying to press this one.

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Speaker 3: My message to young men is, I think that our

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Speaker 3: culture sends a message to young men that you should

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Speaker 3: suppress every masculine urge. You should try to cast aside

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Speaker 3: your family, you should try to suppress what makes you

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Speaker 3: a young man in the first place. And I think

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Speaker 3: that my message to young men is, don't allow this

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Speaker 3: broken culture to send you a message that you're a

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Speaker 3: bad person because you're a man, because you like to

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Speaker 3: tell a joke, because you like to have a beer

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Speaker 3: with your friends, or because you're competitive. The cultural message

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Speaker 3: is I think that it wants to turn everybody into

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Speaker 3: whether male or female, into androgynous idiots who think the same,

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Speaker 3: talk the same, and act the same. We actually think

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Speaker 3: God made male and female for a purpose, and we

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Speaker 3: want you guys to thrive as young men and as

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Speaker 3: young women. And we're going to help with our public

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Speaker 3: policy to make it.

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Speaker 1: Possible to do that. Pretty good stuff. Kevin Hasid, I

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Speaker 1: probably should have done some of this earlier in the show.

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Speaker 1: I was talking about fish Kevin Hascid, he's the National

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Speaker 1: Economic Council Director. He addressed the inflation stuff the Trump

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Speaker 1: administration knows is something they have to tack.

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Speaker 4: How are we doing it. Well, we're doing it with

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Speaker 4: a plan that involves like every level of fighting inflation.

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Speaker 4: First the backro economic level. We're cutting spending. We're cutting

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Speaker 4: spending in negotiations with people on the hill. We're cutting

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Speaker 4: spending with the advice of our IT consultant, Elon Musk.

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Speaker 4: And then we're also looking into supplies. I thinks like

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Speaker 4: restoring Trump's tax cuts, maybe even expensing new factories so

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Speaker 4: that there is an explosion of supply. If you have

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Speaker 4: an explosion of supply and a reduction in government demand,

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Speaker 4: then inflation goes way down.

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Speaker 1: Let's hope we get it down. And now here's a headline.

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Speaker 1: But you know the thing headlines we didn't get to.

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Speaker 1: New Pool reveals Americans support Elon Musk and Doge will

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Speaker 1: Dems continue with lawsuits despite the mandate. Yet Democrats are

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Speaker 1: in a pickle. They have no other choice. They have

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Speaker 1: to oppose loudly everything Republicans do, even if it's popular.

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Speaker 1: That's why you have idiots like this on the news

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Speaker 1: right now.

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Speaker 5: What they're going to do is say, hey, we want

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Speaker 5: to give you a refund, but Congress won't let us

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Speaker 5: because they already know that there's just no money for that.

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Speaker 5: We had a once in a lifetime pandemic. The bad

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Speaker 5: part is that I don't know if it's once in

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Speaker 5: a lifetime because we know that Ebola, unfortunately was Detective Gosh.

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Speaker 1: I hope Jasmine Crockett becomes the face and voice of

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Speaker 1: the Democrat party. There's nothing better for us. Colorado bill

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Speaker 1: to require false gender identity recorded on death certificates. It's

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Speaker 1: sadness to be what happens to Colorado. I think Colorado

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Speaker 1: is right behind California in Oregon. For me, as far

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Speaker 1: as the state rankings go that I'm angry about, meaning

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Speaker 1: I'm angry the communists destroyed it Oregon, Gosh, I love

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Speaker 1: Orgon VP Vance will raise free speech issues with the

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Speaker 1: UK government during the official visit next week. Apparently Trump

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Speaker 1: has just decided to send JD. Vance all over Europe

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Speaker 1: to scold those filthy little tyrants in their free speech

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Speaker 1: and how awful they are, and I love it. Bombshell

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Speaker 1: revelation shows FAUCI authorized two hundred and forty one million

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Speaker 1: dollars for transgender surgeries and experiments on animals. And remember

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Speaker 1: those are those are your funds. That's your money. VW

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Speaker 1: to build addies porsches in the US to avoid tariffs.

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Speaker 1: It looks like, at least so far, they're working as intended.

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Speaker 1: I ran out of time tomorrow's asked doctor Jesse Friday.

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Speaker 1: And it'll be a good one, that's all.