Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini years. So minisod motherfucking mini years. So yep, yep, yep,
Speaker 1: there it is. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome
Speaker 1: to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me, the
Speaker 1: podcast where we forget to download the script. So we're
Speaker 1: going off the top right now because I thought I
Speaker 1: had it open, but I didn't. Who cares, you know,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. None of this means anything. You know.
Speaker 1: What does mean something is it's a motherfucking mini episode,
Speaker 1: and that means we're diving into your bullshit, your shenanigans,
Speaker 1: the stuff. I can't wait to hear what ship you've
Speaker 1: come up with this week, you son of a bit,
Speaker 1: you fucking idiot, you fucking you're a scoundrel. I bet
Speaker 1: you went to school in the Portabules. I bet, I
Speaker 1: bet you went to school in the borders and you
Speaker 1: didn't even take a hard, hard major and you probably
Speaker 1: studied something easy and yeah, can meet mass communications. That's
Speaker 1: that's you know, had a mask calm degree and be
Speaker 1: a radio fucking DJ. David good good eye done about.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I can't find a job because
Speaker 1: it's a useless degree, fun base because nobody cares about
Speaker 1: exercise technology. Just get a trainer certificate like the rest
Speaker 1: of us. You Jesus Christ, we'll give you. I'll give
Speaker 1: my money to a buff guy to make me buff.
Speaker 1: I don't need to know about the paperwork. I don't
Speaker 1: need to know that you went to school to make
Speaker 1: me buff. Just make me buff. You didn't have to
Speaker 1: go to school. You got buff. That's the one requirement.
Speaker 1: That's the only thing I've ever cared about. With the
Speaker 1: buff guys yelling at me, is on to your buff
Speaker 1: guy tricks. Well this derailed quickly. Yeah, that's got crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah it got out of hand. But you know what
Speaker 1: didn't get out of hand is is today is a
Speaker 1: mini episode. We got an email from a listener who
Speaker 1: wanted to to express their their personal conspiracy theories or
Speaker 1: share at least a conspiracy theory they seem to be
Speaker 1: somewhat invested in. And this one comes to us from
Speaker 1: a person whose name. Their name is Dogon, their name
Speaker 1: is Dogan. Dogan sent us a message uh d o
Speaker 1: g o n. But at the end they made it
Speaker 1: very clear. It's pronounced d o e dash g a
Speaker 1: w n. Oh yeah yeah, dog On no no, no,
Speaker 1: I think it's classy. Dog on muscles, buff am I paying.
Speaker 1: I'm sick of looking like this. Buff guys. Take my
Speaker 1: hurt away, replace it with abs. Replace my hurt with abs.
Speaker 1: That's the old everybody right, that's the difference. And people
Speaker 1: don't cry. That's that's physically not not at all. And
Speaker 1: if they do, that's all that's alt. Walsh is away
Speaker 1: on those sweet abs. But Dogan, Dogan sent us a
Speaker 1: beautiful message, they said, Lenggston and David exclamation points. So
Speaker 1: you know this person is serious, they said, Leangston and
Speaker 1: David hotep in hot salami bacon to the two of you,
Speaker 1: I'd like to offer my sin serious congratulations for your
Speaker 1: ceaseless commitment to the mental decay of the black man,
Speaker 1: woman and child. That that sentence felt, That does not is.
Speaker 1: That's not a compliment. It's not what we were aiming for.
Speaker 1: I don't think it was I trying to heal the
Speaker 1: black community. No, no, I was not, but decay. I
Speaker 1: don't know that I that we're decaying anything. I don't
Speaker 1: want to be complicent and like the decline. Yeah, come on,
Speaker 1: give us a little credit. We're we're keeping things neutral, baby,
Speaker 1: Come on, this is a hat I supported the man's
Speaker 1: wearing a Tuskegee had and you don't know which side
Speaker 1: he's on with the Tuskegee experiments. You know, maybe I
Speaker 1: hate maybe I love it, but anyway, uh. Dogan goes
Speaker 1: on to say, so, one of my favorite black conspiracy
Speaker 1: theories is one that I came across in a YouTube
Speaker 1: University wormhole of video suggested after I was searching for
Speaker 1: more information about Brother Polite rape accusations, I did not
Speaker 1: know that he had that. Yeah, I too was after
Speaker 1: reading this email went down a bit of a rabbit
Speaker 1: hole and at appear season quite a pickle. I won't
Speaker 1: say whose pickle it is or who made it, but
Speaker 1: it certainly seems like he's he's got some trouble of brewing.
Speaker 1: I guess I haven't seen him in in a few years. Yeah,
Speaker 1: were you a big Brother Polite uh tracker? Before this?
Speaker 1: I'm a big dj vladd interview was ship? Have you
Speaker 1: ever before I derailist too much? Although this this, have
Speaker 1: you ever subscribed to the theory that dj vladd is
Speaker 1: a is a bed? Yeah? It goes back and forth.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not exactly rocket science what he's doing.
Speaker 1: These people do come on and just they're like, here's
Speaker 1: this crime that I committed. Yeah, you know what I
Speaker 1: mean stuff, And I I just don't if he's the Feds,
Speaker 1: the Feds are getting weird. I don't think that he
Speaker 1: is a Fed. No, no, I think he's a weird
Speaker 1: Russian dude. Here's what bugs me is how intentional he
Speaker 1: is about not showing his face and and ever like
Speaker 1: making it clear what he looks like. Google it, sure,
Speaker 1: of course, but but it in You could also google
Speaker 1: the people that have gotten trouble from dj vladd interviews,
Speaker 1: and yet people continue to go on there and get
Speaker 1: in more trouble from dj vladd interviews. So you know,
Speaker 1: it's a it's a complex thing, this google rule. But
Speaker 1: it bugs me a little bit that this white man
Speaker 1: intentionally with a very black voice. Mind you, it's just
Speaker 1: very black when it's black enough. When you see his face,
Speaker 1: it matches his voice. You're a big fan. I love
Speaker 1: how you're going to back that's not that's not at all. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just saying I'm not I'm not going listen,
Speaker 1: don't don't do that to me. You're like, he has
Speaker 1: a voice of an angel. And he's never heard anybody.
Speaker 1: I just I respect gifted broadcasters. I also think you
Speaker 1: gifted broadcaster, and myself, the man's a journalist and you're
Speaker 1: not gonna sit here and play these games like he's not.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying you Google image search dj vladd and
Speaker 1: the third picture is him throwing up the w with
Speaker 1: Quincy Jones. Now, if that's not a man to be admired,
Speaker 1: I don't really know who is. Yeah, that's fair. And
Speaker 1: I will also say that that he seems more like
Speaker 1: a Russian operative based off of his face. That we
Speaker 1: need a federal agent. That's what we need to be
Speaker 1: looking at. Is like him leaking Noriega secrets to putin
Speaker 1: sure is like it is like Mr Noriega, You're in
Speaker 1: a bit of trouble. Anyway. Dj Vlad is apparently not
Speaker 1: a fed but in fact a Russian operative. We'll deal
Speaker 1: with that another day. But so they go on to say,
Speaker 1: my mama told me that the government is putting astras
Speaker 1: in atrazin in the water supply to make black men gay.
Speaker 1: For more context, biologist Tyrone Hayes claims that acts in
Speaker 1: You know, Tyrone Hayes, you're a big fan of his work. No,
Speaker 1: don't do that to me. I never I never remember him.
Speaker 1: I don't know him. I don't know Dr Sevy Tyrone
Speaker 1: Hayes claims that actress in, a weed killing chemical, has
Speaker 1: been shown to feminize male frogs. Theorists claim that traces
Speaker 1: of this chemical have been found with suspiciously elevated amounts
Speaker 1: and the water supply in predominantly black neighborhoods and cities. Thus,
Speaker 1: these chemicals are putting are put there with the intent
Speaker 1: of feminizing otherwise straight black men. I would love to
Speaker 1: hear your take on these absurd claims. Want to go first? Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not. I'm not gonna do it. Okay, here,
Speaker 1: you have a prepared statement, right, don't you have? As
Speaker 1: someone who has been claimed to be feminized many times
Speaker 1: by more masculine black men. Hey, I don't think that's
Speaker 1: a bad I think we went too hard with the
Speaker 1: masculine for a minute. And listen, I love the locks,
Speaker 1: right and whatnot. Maybe we need, maybe we need to
Speaker 1: relax it a bit, Maybe we maybe we need maybe
Speaker 1: black men need, we need a softer edge. It's like
Speaker 1: you just can't go that hard forever. Listen, I think.
Speaker 1: I think the point in which we had exceeded sort
Speaker 1: of like masculinity as a black Black robs Woe, I
Speaker 1: think is where it was like it was too much,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean with eight seven men in
Speaker 1: the streets of New York not a woman in sight,
Speaker 1: and somehow these were the people that we were like
Speaker 1: admiring and wanting to be like it was too much ship.
Speaker 1: Can I give you a fun anecdote about Black robs Woe? Absolutely, Uh,
Speaker 1: My Auntie and Ciri leone who speaks no English, basically
Speaker 1: loves that song. I would be in clo all like
Speaker 1: sad with my discman on and she'd be like, hey,
Speaker 1: it's not David, and she wanted me to play that
Speaker 1: song and she was just she just would say was
Speaker 1: whoa And then she would like loves it? So it did.
Speaker 1: It did branch out. But yeah, I think the Black
Speaker 1: rob I think the fifty cent I think whenever those
Speaker 1: G Unit sports bras came out, the G Unit tank tops,
Speaker 1: I think that was the that was we had gone
Speaker 1: too far. It's so masculine that it that it becomes
Speaker 1: feminine to the point that that right like now you're
Speaker 1: wearing a bra you didn't even know. You just wanted
Speaker 1: to be in guerilla unit. Yeah, you were pretending that
Speaker 1: this was like a bulletproof vest tank top, but it
Speaker 1: truly is just a a a cute halter. It's a
Speaker 1: cute halter with the what the what the multi color fringe? Oh,
Speaker 1: come on, you look gorgeous to me, you look amazing,
Speaker 1: bright eyes? Where you going sward? So hey, I do
Speaker 1: think that I do think there needs to be some
Speaker 1: feminization in general because but also do I think they're
Speaker 1: putting it in the water specific? No, of course not,
Speaker 1: because if you seen what white dudes are doing, like
Speaker 1: if it's in our water, it's in their commercial because dudes,
Speaker 1: are you crying at medication commercials like they're going bad? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I will say I also think that there's something a
Speaker 1: little dangerous about equating feminization and homosexuality. Those are two
Speaker 1: different things, very different things. That was a joke, was
Speaker 1: completely we got it our record photos. I was done
Speaker 1: in this business, and it's it's on the mic listen shooters. Shoot.
Speaker 1: That was a joke thing, not how I feel about anything.
Speaker 1: But no, to that point there, it's they're not the
Speaker 1: same thing, right that, Like I know very effeminate men
Speaker 1: who happened to have sex with women. And I also
Speaker 1: know some very like hyper masculine dudes who fuck the
Speaker 1: ship out of other dudes and not shouting some of
Speaker 1: my gay thugs. Shout out to some of them, and
Speaker 1: not all of you, nots coons, but everybody else. Solman
Speaker 1: Georgio used to tell me because I lived with him,
Speaker 1: he told me there's a gay thugs club in l A.
Speaker 1: Oh whoa. He said. They're just in there with like
Speaker 1: starter jackets and pistols. But also, that's that's interesting because Okay,
Speaker 1: I have follow up questions, I guess, and maybe we
Speaker 1: need to get Solomon back on the pods to get
Speaker 1: as much clarity as he can provide. But what does
Speaker 1: does that mean it's exclusively gay thugs or is it
Speaker 1: like this is for the gay thugs but anybody can
Speaker 1: show up. I think gay thugs are like paprika, where
Speaker 1: if you put a little bit in, you're gonna know
Speaker 1: that it's in that dish. So I think maybe it
Speaker 1: was just like maybe a club where there was ten
Speaker 1: gate thugs. That's a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, is there's
Speaker 1: a reason why when you go to the deli they
Speaker 1: keep your pickles separate. You know, it's it's gonna change
Speaker 1: the flavor of that sandwich whether you wanted it to
Speaker 1: or not. It only takes one of those strawberry spoonfuls
Speaker 1: to turn the whole glass of milk red. That was
Speaker 1: a weird pink. That was a weird analogy. The point
Speaker 1: is like, and I think that's the least explored group. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't think Gate Thug get a lot of They
Speaker 1: don't get a lot of TV time, and when they
Speaker 1: do it's often associated with like a type of like
Speaker 1: jail violence ship. But like Light, Yeah, Light went there,
Speaker 1: but he he didn't even really Uh he wasn't even
Speaker 1: at peace and his ship, you know, he never embraced it.
Speaker 1: He quite the opposite. Now. He just sat on the
Speaker 1: couch next to the man of his dreams and didn't
Speaker 1: even pursue it elite, which is crazy because like a
Speaker 1: black man bearing an emotion, I've never heard of that. Well,
Speaker 1: that's why it was such a great film. As they
Speaker 1: used their imaginations. I thought it was gonna jump start
Speaker 1: the gay funk movement. But you really didn't hear about
Speaker 1: them after that. No, they were like, oh, he's still
Speaker 1: in the closet cool. I will also say that from that, like,
Speaker 1: thank god, I'm not crazy. Yeah, that's doing it right.
Speaker 1: Yeah he's got an old school Just show up to
Speaker 1: a diner at three in the morning and look at
Speaker 1: the dude. Who you who you've been fawning over for
Speaker 1: the past twenty years. Oh man, that was really sad. Started. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's a hard movie, but but beautiful, beautiful time. I
Speaker 1: think we would be we would be remiss if we
Speaker 1: didn't bring up the fact that that Famed conspiracy theorist
Speaker 1: Alex Jones made very similar arguments on his super successful podcast,
Speaker 1: not specific to black people, but more specific to the
Speaker 1: general community or the general like American populists, that that
Speaker 1: there there's an enzyme, a substance in the water that
Speaker 1: is turning the freaking frogs gay, I believe was the quote.
Speaker 1: And uh, and I guess now it is it is
Speaker 1: now being targeted specifically at black people, is I also,
Speaker 1: you also have to go into your head about so
Speaker 1: what what harm is that supposedly gonna do making black
Speaker 1: men more feminine? Yeah? I don't know. So what's like then? One?
Speaker 1: I think, and the crimes we commit are overwhelmingly towards
Speaker 1: one another. So yeah, I I guess, and I I
Speaker 1: have family members who have subscribed to to the theory
Speaker 1: that Hollywood specifically is like over exposing us to gay
Speaker 1: imagery with the intention of making black men less masculine
Speaker 1: and taking away the nuclear family. Blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: But I will say that the big fear is sort
Speaker 1: of like reducing our population. I think it's what they
Speaker 1: say is ultimately what's going to happen that if you
Speaker 1: make men want to fuck men, it means less black,
Speaker 1: proud black babies are born, and then you know, you
Speaker 1: end up erasing the black identity. So really what you're
Speaker 1: saying is to be socially responsible. We should all have
Speaker 1: a lot of kids. We should, we should. Nick Cannon's
Speaker 1: the only one doing it right, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: For years, tombstone, Nick, You're lites, David Bory, Nick Cannon's
Speaker 1: the only one doing it right. It's a confusing tombstone,
Speaker 1: but it gives the message across, you know. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then you're like, damn, this dude was they can into
Speaker 1: still lave and he's still doing it right. He's still
Speaker 1: coming in these ladies and make it babies, good for him,
Speaker 1: good for Nick Cannon. He's having a good time. What
Speaker 1: do you think about it being in the water though,
Speaker 1: I believe, and this is something that I think I've
Speaker 1: maintained on the podcast for a long time. I do
Speaker 1: not put it past them to put something weird in
Speaker 1: our water, right, I don't necessarily believe that the sole
Speaker 1: purpose of it is femininization of any person. I think
Speaker 1: it's not that dissimilar from like yellow number five being
Speaker 1: in our mountain dew. You know what I mean. Like,
Speaker 1: you know I don't do the dude, But but if
Speaker 1: you do do that due because of the fear that
Speaker 1: like it's gonna shrink your balls and make your sperm
Speaker 1: count trash or whatever it is. But I don't believe
Speaker 1: the motherfucker's put that ship in with the intent on
Speaker 1: shrinking balls or reducing sperm count. I think they put
Speaker 1: it in because it made the mountain dew look more awesome.
Speaker 1: And then when they found out wait wait wait wait
Speaker 1: wait wait wait, do you like mountain dew? It was
Speaker 1: mainly my main source of of hydration for I would
Speaker 1: say two thirds of my life, and then I changed
Speaker 1: my ways. Hey, I'm sorry, man, I take that. Are
Speaker 1: you serious? I fucking loved mountain dew for a long time.
Speaker 1: What's going on? Is that crazy? I loved it? It
Speaker 1: was my everything. I used to buy big gulps. Uh.
Speaker 1: This was back and there was a gas station by
Speaker 1: my house that had like a fake big gulp because
Speaker 1: seven eleven had branded it, but they had yeah you
Speaker 1: get it. I'd go in and say, hello, sir, one
Speaker 1: huge slurk please, and he said, get the funk out
Speaker 1: of my mount due, my man. But yeah, real British,
Speaker 1: what I'm wondering about and do? But so this gas
Speaker 1: station not only had like the huge slurps available, but
Speaker 1: they had a free refill policy for the day. And
Speaker 1: I would get a I would wake up, I'd be
Speaker 1: there by like ten am, fill it with mountain dew,
Speaker 1: and then refill it like twice a day before like
Speaker 1: fucking bedtime. I was drinking literally gallons of mountain dew
Speaker 1: every day. So the fact that I have a child
Speaker 1: is an absolute miracle. It is beyond reason and God's
Speaker 1: will that I that I'm able to have a person
Speaker 1: that I can call my own. You know, this is
Speaker 1: this is this is wild. Yeah, I'm sorry, bro, I know,
Speaker 1: don't be upset. Honestly, I'll tell you the truth. In
Speaker 1: my family, my own mom is a j's a dohad yeah,
Speaker 1: and I accept her. Like you know, we don't like
Speaker 1: we take pictures together. My foot down, I want to,
Speaker 1: we gotta take a family photo. I always assumed it's
Speaker 1: because she was so little that she gets like because
Speaker 1: my mom's she's like four or four eleven five ft.
Speaker 1: That's what I always assumed that was because it because
Speaker 1: it tastes bad and that color is not that color
Speaker 1: looks like something it looks like and I freeze. I
Speaker 1: don't know what to tell you. Man, it used to
Speaker 1: take its real awesome to me, I haven't had it.
Speaker 1: Sounds like you still love it. You just know you can't.
Speaker 1: It's like a bad ex girlfriend. I think. I think
Speaker 1: in a lot of ways, that's what soda is for me,
Speaker 1: like pop soda, whatever the funk y'all call it. Uh,
Speaker 1: it's it's It was so special to me, and we
Speaker 1: we did so much together that I can't go back
Speaker 1: to it because I know it's only gonna create hurt
Speaker 1: and pain. Wow, this is man. I don't know why
Speaker 1: I've just I guess I've always known you to seem
Speaker 1: like you're about your ship. I never I never imagined, uh,
Speaker 1: mountain dew guy, No, my nigga, I was. I was
Speaker 1: mountain dew. And yeah, I can tell because you said
Speaker 1: that awesome color. That's what like hip me off when
Speaker 1: I was like, wait a second, wait a minute, he
Speaker 1: thinks that's cool. Something's gone a right here. Oh man,
Speaker 1: I mean if you don't take anything and I listeners,
Speaker 1: please email in and see if maybe I'm crazy for
Speaker 1: being surprised. I actually think you're you're you're a little
Speaker 1: off base here. I think more people were and and
Speaker 1: maybe are even currently drinking mountain dew than you think.
Speaker 1: That's probably true. It's still being made. Yeah, no, it's they.
Speaker 1: I don't think they took a hit in the pandemic,
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean. I don't think they're
Speaker 1: like struggling to find a new base of I do
Speaker 1: think they didn't want minorities. I think they wanted us
Speaker 1: to drink sprite. Yeah no, that that was That was
Speaker 1: a much more like awesome. We're fucking skateboarding and thrashing
Speaker 1: and drink and yes, Olivia, Olivia's mentioning code read and
Speaker 1: I do think code red was there sort of like
Speaker 1: nod to black people. It was I think absolutely, I
Speaker 1: think that was them going. It would have been code purple.
Speaker 1: First of all, well they got to purple. If you've
Speaker 1: kept up with Mountain Dew, they they eventually went purple.
Speaker 1: And have I tried all the flavors, You goddamn right
Speaker 1: I have. Do you ever do a due in secret? Now? Like,
Speaker 1: if it's just been like a rough week, baby won't
Speaker 1: stop crying, boss screaming down your neck, I like that
Speaker 1: in your head. I'm like passed out on my couch,
Speaker 1: like just from drinking six dudes. And my wife comes
Speaker 1: down and she's like, yeah, you gotta get it together.
Speaker 1: You're fucking sick. Here's sick. It's carrying our family. And like,
Speaker 1: I can't it's too delicious. I'm doing the dude. It's
Speaker 1: exactly what it's like. Look at you, you're fucking sick.
Speaker 1: You got like a wife beater art. It's all sane
Speaker 1: with that awesome color. We're going to stay at my sisters.
Speaker 1: I can't be around you. It's either me and the
Speaker 1: baby or the dude. And I go, well, strap me
Speaker 1: to a mountain sister, because I'm doing the dude, I
Speaker 1: dinna make it do what it do. Oh that's so funny. Anyway,
Speaker 1: My point is that I think I think that they
Speaker 1: did not intentionally put anything in the water for the
Speaker 1: sake of necessarily harming us as much as harmful ship
Speaker 1: ends up in our water, and they're perfectly fine with
Speaker 1: whatever happens on the back end, right right, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think the feminine feminization is just like, uh, but also
Speaker 1: I don't see that women are getting more feminine, So
Speaker 1: what about that? M spit? That's the whole I realized
Speaker 1: as soon as I started talking about it. I was like,
Speaker 1: this is this is shaky ground, but I don't know
Speaker 1: how to prove it. I just don't, like, I don't
Speaker 1: see women getting more like it doesn't seem like that
Speaker 1: to me. Sure, it's not like they're like permanently walking
Speaker 1: on their tiptoes now, so uh yeah, it's you're just
Speaker 1: still regular ladies. And I think men are just becoming
Speaker 1: less toxic. Maybe maybe that's what it is. I really
Speaker 1: think we're just like acknowledging emotions and nobody knows what
Speaker 1: to do with it. They're like this, this motherfucker gotta
Speaker 1: be gay because he keeps talking about how he made
Speaker 1: peace with his dad. Right, I go to therapy every week.
Speaker 1: I haven't done that dad thing. But some other good ship,
Speaker 1: some other good We'll get you there, that's the target.
Speaker 1: But I don't think we should be afraid of the
Speaker 1: feminization of the black man. That's all I'm saying. So
Speaker 1: I I think I agree. I think it's perfectly normal
Speaker 1: to fear the substances that they're putting in our water,
Speaker 1: and and we should uh examine all of it and
Speaker 1: maybe start figuring out better things are safer ways to
Speaker 1: drink it. But I don't think being gay is the
Speaker 1: byproduct of of what's happening there. I think that's as
Speaker 1: good as we can do on this. Alright, well, I
Speaker 1: want to I want to finish this off because Dogan
Speaker 1: also added now that David is on the show. They said, ps,
Speaker 1: now that David is on the show, I would be
Speaker 1: honored to create an updated Afro surrealist, HOTEP conspiracy inspired
Speaker 1: cover art featuring the both of you. Feel free to
Speaker 1: let me know if you intend on providing an opportunity
Speaker 1: for a black, queer, disabled artists, or if you will
Speaker 1: choose to uphold patriarchy patriarchal white supremacy by denying a
Speaker 1: member of intersectional intersectionally oppressed community an opportunity for the
Speaker 1: artwork to be seen. The ball is in your court,
Speaker 1: looking forward to the next I respect that, Dogan, because
Speaker 1: that's how I got every job I ever got in Hollywood.
Speaker 1: You don't know a lot of black fan read for
Speaker 1: Beavis and But well, let me say this. I do
Speaker 1: think we need to update the cover art. I think
Speaker 1: David is an essential member of this team now and
Speaker 1: we need to reflect that in the cover art that
Speaker 1: said I'm not letting no intersectional motherfucker do it. Uh.
Speaker 1: You said that, you hurd it out of his mountain
Speaker 1: dew stained lips. Take your intersectional ask to the intersectional
Speaker 1: welfare line where you belong as far as I'm concerned. No,
Speaker 1: that's very lovely of you, Dogon, and we would we
Speaker 1: would love to see your work. It would be lovely,
Speaker 1: all right, We did it. Could you tell the people
Speaker 1: where they can find you and what cool ship you
Speaker 1: have going on? Ah, you can find me on Instagram
Speaker 1: A cool guy jokes eighties seven Uh Faded Comedy Denver
Speaker 1: dot com. If you want to come out to my
Speaker 1: monthly showcase in Denver, only having black and brown headliners
Speaker 1: from across the country, people that I really loved and
Speaker 1: bringing them to Denver because sometimes it's hard. And then
Speaker 1: you know, just uh, you know, I I don't want
Speaker 1: some ship, don't about me? Yes, and and I'll be
Speaker 1: headlining that and where our dates were very wrong on
Speaker 1: that that weekend that I think I'm supposed to be
Speaker 1: doing it. I think it's it's nine six team that
Speaker 1: I'm heading to Denver to Uh that makes sense? Oh
Speaker 1: you know what that is? Right? Because nine fifteen I'm
Speaker 1: doing an hour at the Illusion in Los Angeles and
Speaker 1: then I'm flying back to Denver for the Langston show.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, well we're trading places and then not where
Speaker 1: we'll be there together. But please go in place just together,
Speaker 1: go see David headlined the Allegian, and then go see
Speaker 1: us go somewhere together out in Denver for a faded comedy.
Speaker 1: And as always, you can follow me at Lanston Kerman
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Speaker 1: us your own conspiracy theories, your drops, your emails, your
Speaker 1: accusations of not being inclusive enough, please send it to
Speaker 1: my Mama pod at gmail dot com We would love
Speaker 1: to hear from you. Otherwise, that's it. Bye, bitch. Motherfucking
Speaker 1: many years, so many years, motherfucking many years. So, motherfucking
Speaker 1: many years, so many, motherfucking many years. So