WEBVTT - H2O-mosexual: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode 0:00:03.800 --> 0:00:15.600 Motherfucking mini years. So minisod motherfucking mini years. So yep, yep, yep, 0:00:15.760 --> 0:00:18.920 there it is. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome 0:00:18.960 --> 0:00:23.040 to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me, the 0:00:23.160 --> 0:00:26.320 podcast where we forget to download the script. So we're 0:00:26.360 --> 0:00:29.360 going off the top right now because I thought I 0:00:29.400 --> 0:00:32.239 had it open, but I didn't. Who cares, you know, 0:00:32.320 --> 0:00:35.159 it doesn't matter. None of this means anything. You know. 0:00:35.200 --> 0:00:38.560 What does mean something is it's a motherfucking mini episode, 0:00:38.920 --> 0:00:42.400 and that means we're diving into your bullshit, your shenanigans, 0:00:42.560 --> 0:00:46.800 the stuff. I can't wait to hear what ship you've 0:00:46.840 --> 0:00:48.800 come up with this week, you son of a bit, 0:00:49.120 --> 0:00:54.840 you fucking idiot, you fucking you're a scoundrel. I bet 0:00:54.880 --> 0:00:58.320 you went to school in the Portabules. I bet, I 0:00:58.400 --> 0:01:00.560 bet you went to school in the borders and you 0:01:00.600 --> 0:01:04.240 didn't even take a hard, hard major and you probably 0:01:04.280 --> 0:01:08.319 studied something easy and yeah, can meet mass communications. That's 0:01:08.360 --> 0:01:12.240 that's you know, had a mask calm degree and be 0:01:12.319 --> 0:01:15.600 a radio fucking DJ. David good good eye done about. 0:01:15.640 --> 0:01:17.680 I don't know why I can't find a job because 0:01:17.720 --> 0:01:21.640 it's a useless degree, fun base because nobody cares about 0:01:21.720 --> 0:01:30.120 exercise technology. Just get a trainer certificate like the rest 0:01:30.120 --> 0:01:33.959 of us. You Jesus Christ, we'll give you. I'll give 0:01:34.000 --> 0:01:35.679 my money to a buff guy to make me buff. 0:01:35.760 --> 0:01:37.920 I don't need to know about the paperwork. I don't 0:01:37.920 --> 0:01:39.680 need to know that you went to school to make 0:01:39.680 --> 0:01:42.000 me buff. Just make me buff. You didn't have to 0:01:42.000 --> 0:01:44.600 go to school. You got buff. That's the one requirement. 0:01:45.000 --> 0:01:46.920 That's the only thing I've ever cared about. With the 0:01:46.920 --> 0:01:50.680 buff guys yelling at me, is on to your buff 0:01:50.680 --> 0:01:56.120 guy tricks. Well this derailed quickly. Yeah, that's got crazy. 0:01:56.240 --> 0:01:58.080 Yeah it got out of hand. But you know what 0:01:58.160 --> 0:02:00.560 didn't get out of hand is is today is a 0:02:00.600 --> 0:02:04.480 mini episode. We got an email from a listener who 0:02:04.720 --> 0:02:09.480 wanted to to express their their personal conspiracy theories or 0:02:09.560 --> 0:02:12.000 share at least a conspiracy theory they seem to be 0:02:12.040 --> 0:02:14.760 somewhat invested in. And this one comes to us from 0:02:14.760 --> 0:02:18.760 a person whose name. Their name is Dogon, their name 0:02:18.840 --> 0:02:23.280 is Dogan. Dogan sent us a message uh d o 0:02:23.560 --> 0:02:26.840 g o n. But at the end they made it 0:02:26.960 --> 0:02:30.640 very clear. It's pronounced d o e dash g a 0:02:31.240 --> 0:02:37.280 w n. Oh yeah yeah, dog On no no, no, 0:02:37.360 --> 0:02:43.000 I think it's classy. Dog on muscles, buff am I paying. 0:02:46.680 --> 0:02:51.679 I'm sick of looking like this. Buff guys. Take my 0:02:51.800 --> 0:02:58.160 hurt away, replace it with abs. Replace my hurt with abs. 0:02:58.200 --> 0:03:01.800 That's the old everybody right, that's the difference. And people 0:03:02.240 --> 0:03:05.440 don't cry. That's that's physically not not at all. And 0:03:05.480 --> 0:03:08.520 if they do, that's all that's alt. Walsh is away 0:03:08.520 --> 0:03:14.200 on those sweet abs. But Dogan, Dogan sent us a 0:03:14.200 --> 0:03:18.560 beautiful message, they said, Lenggston and David exclamation points. So 0:03:18.639 --> 0:03:21.200 you know this person is serious, they said, Leangston and 0:03:21.280 --> 0:03:24.560 David hotep in hot salami bacon to the two of you, 0:03:24.840 --> 0:03:27.880 I'd like to offer my sin serious congratulations for your 0:03:28.000 --> 0:03:31.000 ceaseless commitment to the mental decay of the black man, 0:03:31.200 --> 0:03:36.040 woman and child. That that sentence felt, That does not is. 0:03:36.120 --> 0:03:38.960 That's not a compliment. It's not what we were aiming for. 0:03:39.800 --> 0:03:43.240 I don't think it was I trying to heal the 0:03:43.280 --> 0:03:48.080 black community. No, no, I was not, but decay. I 0:03:48.120 --> 0:03:50.960 don't know that I that we're decaying anything. I don't 0:03:50.960 --> 0:03:55.000 want to be complicent and like the decline. Yeah, come on, 0:03:55.240 --> 0:03:58.240 give us a little credit. We're we're keeping things neutral, baby, 0:03:58.560 --> 0:04:07.080 Come on, this is a hat I supported the man's 0:04:07.120 --> 0:04:09.400 wearing a Tuskegee had and you don't know which side 0:04:09.440 --> 0:04:12.480 he's on with the Tuskegee experiments. You know, maybe I 0:04:12.520 --> 0:04:20.120 hate maybe I love it, but anyway, uh. Dogan goes 0:04:20.160 --> 0:04:23.320 on to say, so, one of my favorite black conspiracy 0:04:23.360 --> 0:04:25.680 theories is one that I came across in a YouTube 0:04:25.760 --> 0:04:29.320 University wormhole of video suggested after I was searching for 0:04:29.400 --> 0:04:35.080 more information about Brother Polite rape accusations, I did not 0:04:35.160 --> 0:04:39.520 know that he had that. Yeah, I too was after 0:04:39.600 --> 0:04:41.719 reading this email went down a bit of a rabbit 0:04:41.760 --> 0:04:46.680 hole and at appear season quite a pickle. I won't 0:04:46.720 --> 0:04:49.320 say whose pickle it is or who made it, but 0:04:49.520 --> 0:04:53.280 it certainly seems like he's he's got some trouble of brewing. 0:04:54.000 --> 0:04:57.960 I guess I haven't seen him in in a few years. Yeah, 0:04:58.080 --> 0:05:01.320 were you a big Brother Polite uh tracker? Before this? 0:05:01.600 --> 0:05:06.440 I'm a big dj vladd interview was ship? Have you 0:05:06.520 --> 0:05:10.039 ever before I derailist too much? Although this this, have 0:05:10.160 --> 0:05:13.919 you ever subscribed to the theory that dj vladd is 0:05:13.960 --> 0:05:20.880 a is a bed? Yeah? It goes back and forth. 0:05:21.000 --> 0:05:25.080 I mean, it's not exactly rocket science what he's doing. 0:05:25.120 --> 0:05:27.760 These people do come on and just they're like, here's 0:05:27.760 --> 0:05:31.480 this crime that I committed. Yeah, you know what I 0:05:31.560 --> 0:05:37.800 mean stuff, And I I just don't if he's the Feds, 0:05:37.839 --> 0:05:41.080 the Feds are getting weird. I don't think that he 0:05:41.240 --> 0:05:45.000 is a Fed. No, no, I think he's a weird 0:05:45.080 --> 0:05:49.400 Russian dude. Here's what bugs me is how intentional he 0:05:49.560 --> 0:05:53.680 is about not showing his face and and ever like 0:05:53.839 --> 0:05:58.200 making it clear what he looks like. Google it, sure, 0:05:58.279 --> 0:06:01.120 of course, but but it in You could also google 0:06:01.160 --> 0:06:04.160 the people that have gotten trouble from dj vladd interviews, 0:06:04.200 --> 0:06:06.400 and yet people continue to go on there and get 0:06:06.440 --> 0:06:10.240 in more trouble from dj vladd interviews. So you know, 0:06:10.320 --> 0:06:13.720 it's a it's a complex thing, this google rule. But 0:06:14.440 --> 0:06:16.680 it bugs me a little bit that this white man 0:06:16.800 --> 0:06:20.640 intentionally with a very black voice. Mind you, it's just 0:06:20.920 --> 0:06:24.200 very black when it's black enough. When you see his face, 0:06:24.279 --> 0:06:27.479 it matches his voice. You're a big fan. I love 0:06:27.480 --> 0:06:32.240 how you're going to back that's not that's not at all. Well, 0:06:32.320 --> 0:06:36.040 I'm just I'm just saying I'm not I'm not going listen, 0:06:36.040 --> 0:06:38.200 don't don't do that to me. You're like, he has 0:06:38.200 --> 0:06:41.320 a voice of an angel. And he's never heard anybody. 0:06:41.360 --> 0:06:44.560 I just I respect gifted broadcasters. I also think you 0:06:44.800 --> 0:06:49.720 gifted broadcaster, and myself, the man's a journalist and you're 0:06:49.760 --> 0:06:52.760 not gonna sit here and play these games like he's not. 0:06:53.240 --> 0:06:57.320 I'm just saying you Google image search dj vladd and 0:06:57.360 --> 0:07:01.039 the third picture is him throwing up the w with 0:07:01.120 --> 0:07:04.039 Quincy Jones. Now, if that's not a man to be admired, 0:07:04.040 --> 0:07:07.640 I don't really know who is. Yeah, that's fair. And 0:07:07.720 --> 0:07:12.200 I will also say that that he seems more like 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:16.240 a Russian operative based off of his face. That we 0:07:16.280 --> 0:07:18.600 need a federal agent. That's what we need to be 0:07:18.640 --> 0:07:22.560 looking at. Is like him leaking Noriega secrets to putin 0:07:23.080 --> 0:07:32.160 sure is like it is like Mr Noriega, You're in 0:07:32.600 --> 0:07:42.360 a bit of trouble. Anyway. Dj Vlad is apparently not 0:07:42.720 --> 0:07:45.400 a fed but in fact a Russian operative. We'll deal 0:07:45.440 --> 0:07:48.920 with that another day. But so they go on to say, 0:07:48.960 --> 0:07:53.680 my mama told me that the government is putting astras 0:07:53.760 --> 0:07:58.760 in atrazin in the water supply to make black men gay. 0:07:58.800 --> 0:08:03.000 For more context, biologist Tyrone Hayes claims that acts in 0:08:03.560 --> 0:08:06.000 You know, Tyrone Hayes, you're a big fan of his work. No, 0:08:06.080 --> 0:08:09.360 don't do that to me. I never I never remember him. 0:08:09.800 --> 0:08:13.840 I don't know him. I don't know Dr Sevy Tyrone 0:08:13.880 --> 0:08:17.040 Hayes claims that actress in, a weed killing chemical, has 0:08:17.080 --> 0:08:21.320 been shown to feminize male frogs. Theorists claim that traces 0:08:21.360 --> 0:08:25.000 of this chemical have been found with suspiciously elevated amounts 0:08:25.200 --> 0:08:29.880 and the water supply in predominantly black neighborhoods and cities. Thus, 0:08:29.920 --> 0:08:33.080 these chemicals are putting are put there with the intent 0:08:33.160 --> 0:08:37.160 of feminizing otherwise straight black men. I would love to 0:08:37.200 --> 0:08:41.560 hear your take on these absurd claims. Want to go first? Yeah, No, 0:08:41.640 --> 0:08:46.920 I'm not. I'm not. I'm not gonna do it. Okay, here, 0:08:49.880 --> 0:08:52.800 you have a prepared statement, right, don't you have? As 0:08:52.840 --> 0:08:56.160 someone who has been claimed to be feminized many times 0:08:56.600 --> 0:08:59.840 by more masculine black men. Hey, I don't think that's 0:08:59.840 --> 0:09:02.560 a bad I think we went too hard with the 0:09:02.600 --> 0:09:05.720 masculine for a minute. And listen, I love the locks, 0:09:06.679 --> 0:09:11.360 right and whatnot. Maybe we need, maybe we need to 0:09:11.480 --> 0:09:15.520 relax it a bit, Maybe we maybe we need maybe 0:09:15.520 --> 0:09:18.280 black men need, we need a softer edge. It's like 0:09:18.559 --> 0:09:22.120 you just can't go that hard forever. Listen, I think. 0:09:22.240 --> 0:09:24.960 I think the point in which we had exceeded sort 0:09:25.000 --> 0:09:28.600 of like masculinity as a black Black robs Woe, I 0:09:28.640 --> 0:09:31.559 think is where it was like it was too much, 0:09:31.720 --> 0:09:36.600 you know what I mean with eight seven men in 0:09:36.600 --> 0:09:39.360 the streets of New York not a woman in sight, 0:09:39.520 --> 0:09:41.840 and somehow these were the people that we were like 0:09:41.960 --> 0:09:44.960 admiring and wanting to be like it was too much ship. 0:09:45.360 --> 0:09:50.320 Can I give you a fun anecdote about Black robs Woe? Absolutely, Uh, 0:09:50.400 --> 0:09:54.800 My Auntie and Ciri leone who speaks no English, basically 0:09:56.080 --> 0:10:00.800 loves that song. I would be in clo all like 0:10:00.960 --> 0:10:04.000 sad with my discman on and she'd be like, hey, 0:10:04.040 --> 0:10:06.280 it's not David, and she wanted me to play that 0:10:06.360 --> 0:10:09.480 song and she was just she just would say was 0:10:09.559 --> 0:10:14.480 whoa And then she would like loves it? So it did. 0:10:14.880 --> 0:10:17.760 It did branch out. But yeah, I think the Black 0:10:17.840 --> 0:10:20.560 rob I think the fifty cent I think whenever those 0:10:20.640 --> 0:10:25.160 G Unit sports bras came out, the G Unit tank tops, 0:10:25.520 --> 0:10:28.080 I think that was the that was we had gone 0:10:28.080 --> 0:10:31.640 too far. It's so masculine that it that it becomes 0:10:31.679 --> 0:10:34.520 feminine to the point that that right like now you're 0:10:34.520 --> 0:10:36.679 wearing a bra you didn't even know. You just wanted 0:10:36.720 --> 0:10:39.320 to be in guerilla unit. Yeah, you were pretending that 0:10:39.360 --> 0:10:42.240 this was like a bulletproof vest tank top, but it 0:10:42.320 --> 0:10:46.280 truly is just a a a cute halter. It's a 0:10:46.360 --> 0:10:49.880 cute halter with the what the what the multi color fringe? Oh, 0:10:49.960 --> 0:10:52.720 come on, you look gorgeous to me, you look amazing, 0:10:52.840 --> 0:11:00.480 bright eyes? Where you going sward? So hey, I do 0:11:00.559 --> 0:11:02.280 think that I do think there needs to be some 0:11:02.360 --> 0:11:06.760 feminization in general because but also do I think they're 0:11:06.760 --> 0:11:09.240 putting it in the water specific? No, of course not, 0:11:09.480 --> 0:11:12.720 because if you seen what white dudes are doing, like 0:11:13.200 --> 0:11:15.720 if it's in our water, it's in their commercial because dudes, 0:11:15.720 --> 0:11:20.680 are you crying at medication commercials like they're going bad? Yeah, 0:11:21.000 --> 0:11:24.280 I will say I also think that there's something a 0:11:24.320 --> 0:11:29.800 little dangerous about equating feminization and homosexuality. Those are two 0:11:29.880 --> 0:11:36.720 different things, very different things. That was a joke, was 0:11:36.760 --> 0:11:42.480 completely we got it our record photos. I was done 0:11:42.480 --> 0:11:46.120 in this business, and it's it's on the mic listen shooters. Shoot. 0:11:46.200 --> 0:11:49.400 That was a joke thing, not how I feel about anything. 0:11:51.120 --> 0:11:54.080 But no, to that point there, it's they're not the 0:11:54.200 --> 0:11:57.400 same thing, right that, Like I know very effeminate men 0:11:57.679 --> 0:12:00.640 who happened to have sex with women. And I also 0:12:00.760 --> 0:12:04.959 know some very like hyper masculine dudes who fuck the 0:12:05.000 --> 0:12:07.160 ship out of other dudes and not shouting some of 0:12:07.160 --> 0:12:09.839 my gay thugs. Shout out to some of them, and 0:12:13.240 --> 0:12:18.960 not all of you, nots coons, but everybody else. Solman 0:12:19.000 --> 0:12:21.040 Georgio used to tell me because I lived with him, 0:12:21.280 --> 0:12:24.080 he told me there's a gay thugs club in l A. 0:12:24.600 --> 0:12:28.040 Oh whoa. He said. They're just in there with like 0:12:28.120 --> 0:12:37.040 starter jackets and pistols. But also, that's that's interesting because Okay, 0:12:36.800 --> 0:12:39.360 I have follow up questions, I guess, and maybe we 0:12:39.400 --> 0:12:42.360 need to get Solomon back on the pods to get 0:12:42.360 --> 0:12:45.360 as much clarity as he can provide. But what does 0:12:45.520 --> 0:12:48.760 does that mean it's exclusively gay thugs or is it 0:12:48.800 --> 0:12:51.920 like this is for the gay thugs but anybody can 0:12:51.960 --> 0:12:55.480 show up. I think gay thugs are like paprika, where 0:12:55.800 --> 0:12:58.320 if you put a little bit in, you're gonna know 0:12:58.440 --> 0:13:00.880 that it's in that dish. So I think maybe it 0:13:00.960 --> 0:13:03.520 was just like maybe a club where there was ten 0:13:03.640 --> 0:13:07.640 gate thugs. That's a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, is there's 0:13:07.640 --> 0:13:09.640 a reason why when you go to the deli they 0:13:09.720 --> 0:13:12.840 keep your pickles separate. You know, it's it's gonna change 0:13:12.880 --> 0:13:15.080 the flavor of that sandwich whether you wanted it to 0:13:15.240 --> 0:13:19.160 or not. It only takes one of those strawberry spoonfuls 0:13:19.160 --> 0:13:24.439 to turn the whole glass of milk red. That was 0:13:24.480 --> 0:13:27.360 a weird pink. That was a weird analogy. The point 0:13:27.520 --> 0:13:32.560 is like, and I think that's the least explored group. Yeah. 0:13:32.640 --> 0:13:35.120 I don't think Gate Thug get a lot of They 0:13:35.120 --> 0:13:36.920 don't get a lot of TV time, and when they 0:13:36.960 --> 0:13:39.720 do it's often associated with like a type of like 0:13:40.320 --> 0:13:45.440 jail violence ship. But like Light, Yeah, Light went there, 0:13:46.200 --> 0:13:48.920 but he he didn't even really Uh he wasn't even 0:13:49.000 --> 0:13:52.000 at peace and his ship, you know, he never embraced it. 0:13:52.080 --> 0:13:55.400 He quite the opposite. Now. He just sat on the 0:13:55.440 --> 0:13:58.960 couch next to the man of his dreams and didn't 0:13:59.000 --> 0:14:01.680 even pursue it elite, which is crazy because like a 0:14:01.720 --> 0:14:08.640 black man bearing an emotion, I've never heard of that. Well, 0:14:08.760 --> 0:14:11.200 that's why it was such a great film. As they 0:14:11.280 --> 0:14:14.559 used their imaginations. I thought it was gonna jump start 0:14:14.559 --> 0:14:16.720 the gay funk movement. But you really didn't hear about 0:14:16.760 --> 0:14:19.000 them after that. No, they were like, oh, he's still 0:14:19.000 --> 0:14:24.760 in the closet cool. I will also say that from that, like, 0:14:24.880 --> 0:14:28.520 thank god, I'm not crazy. Yeah, that's doing it right. 0:14:29.040 --> 0:14:32.520 Yeah he's got an old school Just show up to 0:14:33.200 --> 0:14:35.280 a diner at three in the morning and look at 0:14:35.320 --> 0:14:37.680 the dude. Who you who you've been fawning over for 0:14:37.720 --> 0:14:44.640 the past twenty years. Oh man, that was really sad. Started. Yes, 0:14:44.880 --> 0:14:55.480 it's a hard movie, but but beautiful, beautiful time. I 0:14:55.480 --> 0:14:57.520 think we would be we would be remiss if we 0:14:57.560 --> 0:15:01.960 didn't bring up the fact that that Famed conspiracy theorist 0:15:02.000 --> 0:15:08.600 Alex Jones made very similar arguments on his super successful podcast, 0:15:09.120 --> 0:15:12.360 not specific to black people, but more specific to the 0:15:12.440 --> 0:15:16.880 general community or the general like American populists, that that 0:15:16.920 --> 0:15:21.640 there there's an enzyme, a substance in the water that 0:15:21.800 --> 0:15:25.160 is turning the freaking frogs gay, I believe was the quote. 0:15:25.680 --> 0:15:29.440 And uh, and I guess now it is it is 0:15:29.520 --> 0:15:34.200 now being targeted specifically at black people, is I also, 0:15:34.280 --> 0:15:36.840 you also have to go into your head about so 0:15:37.040 --> 0:15:41.480 what what harm is that supposedly gonna do making black 0:15:41.520 --> 0:15:45.720 men more feminine? Yeah? I don't know. So what's like then? One? 0:15:46.680 --> 0:15:50.120 I think, and the crimes we commit are overwhelmingly towards 0:15:50.160 --> 0:15:53.440 one another. So yeah, I I guess, and I I 0:15:53.560 --> 0:15:57.000 have family members who have subscribed to to the theory 0:15:57.040 --> 0:16:01.760 that Hollywood specifically is like over exposing us to gay 0:16:01.800 --> 0:16:05.920 imagery with the intention of making black men less masculine 0:16:05.920 --> 0:16:08.920 and taking away the nuclear family. Blah blah blah blah blah. 0:16:08.960 --> 0:16:12.480 But I will say that the big fear is sort 0:16:12.520 --> 0:16:16.280 of like reducing our population. I think it's what they 0:16:16.320 --> 0:16:19.120 say is ultimately what's going to happen that if you 0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:22.640 make men want to fuck men, it means less black, 0:16:22.880 --> 0:16:26.400 proud black babies are born, and then you know, you 0:16:26.480 --> 0:16:30.840 end up erasing the black identity. So really what you're 0:16:30.880 --> 0:16:35.160 saying is to be socially responsible. We should all have 0:16:35.200 --> 0:16:38.720 a lot of kids. We should, we should. Nick Cannon's 0:16:38.800 --> 0:16:40.880 the only one doing it right, you know what I mean. 0:16:41.920 --> 0:16:51.200 For years, tombstone, Nick, You're lites, David Bory, Nick Cannon's 0:16:51.280 --> 0:16:59.760 the only one doing it right. It's a confusing tombstone, 0:17:00.640 --> 0:17:03.720 but it gives the message across, you know. Yeah, and 0:17:03.760 --> 0:17:09.440 then you're like, damn, this dude was they can into 0:17:09.560 --> 0:17:11.920 still lave and he's still doing it right. He's still 0:17:11.960 --> 0:17:15.240 coming in these ladies and make it babies, good for him, 0:17:16.000 --> 0:17:18.720 good for Nick Cannon. He's having a good time. What 0:17:18.800 --> 0:17:20.560 do you think about it being in the water though, 0:17:21.080 --> 0:17:24.280 I believe, and this is something that I think I've 0:17:24.320 --> 0:17:27.159 maintained on the podcast for a long time. I do 0:17:27.280 --> 0:17:30.000 not put it past them to put something weird in 0:17:30.040 --> 0:17:34.840 our water, right, I don't necessarily believe that the sole 0:17:34.960 --> 0:17:39.959 purpose of it is femininization of any person. I think 0:17:40.000 --> 0:17:43.720 it's not that dissimilar from like yellow number five being 0:17:43.720 --> 0:17:45.760 in our mountain dew. You know what I mean. Like, 0:17:46.880 --> 0:17:50.000 you know I don't do the dude, But but if 0:17:50.040 --> 0:17:53.040 you do do that due because of the fear that 0:17:53.119 --> 0:17:55.359 like it's gonna shrink your balls and make your sperm 0:17:55.480 --> 0:17:58.760 count trash or whatever it is. But I don't believe 0:17:58.800 --> 0:18:01.960 the motherfucker's put that ship in with the intent on 0:18:02.080 --> 0:18:05.760 shrinking balls or reducing sperm count. I think they put 0:18:05.760 --> 0:18:08.720 it in because it made the mountain dew look more awesome. 0:18:09.080 --> 0:18:11.360 And then when they found out wait wait wait wait 0:18:11.400 --> 0:18:15.520 wait wait wait, do you like mountain dew? It was 0:18:15.800 --> 0:18:20.560 mainly my main source of of hydration for I would 0:18:20.640 --> 0:18:23.960 say two thirds of my life, and then I changed 0:18:24.000 --> 0:18:29.320 my ways. Hey, I'm sorry, man, I take that. Are 0:18:29.359 --> 0:18:33.520 you serious? I fucking loved mountain dew for a long time. 0:18:34.240 --> 0:18:39.840 What's going on? Is that crazy? I loved it? It 0:18:39.960 --> 0:18:43.440 was my everything. I used to buy big gulps. Uh. 0:18:43.440 --> 0:18:45.680 This was back and there was a gas station by 0:18:45.680 --> 0:18:47.960 my house that had like a fake big gulp because 0:18:48.000 --> 0:18:51.840 seven eleven had branded it, but they had yeah you 0:18:51.920 --> 0:18:55.480 get it. I'd go in and say, hello, sir, one 0:18:55.600 --> 0:18:58.120 huge slurk please, and he said, get the funk out 0:18:58.119 --> 0:19:05.919 of my mount due, my man. But yeah, real British, 0:19:05.960 --> 0:19:09.000 what I'm wondering about and do? But so this gas 0:19:09.040 --> 0:19:12.560 station not only had like the huge slurps available, but 0:19:12.600 --> 0:19:16.080 they had a free refill policy for the day. And 0:19:16.160 --> 0:19:18.560 I would get a I would wake up, I'd be 0:19:18.600 --> 0:19:21.600 there by like ten am, fill it with mountain dew, 0:19:21.960 --> 0:19:25.760 and then refill it like twice a day before like 0:19:26.240 --> 0:19:31.120 fucking bedtime. I was drinking literally gallons of mountain dew 0:19:31.200 --> 0:19:33.879 every day. So the fact that I have a child 0:19:34.119 --> 0:19:39.480 is an absolute miracle. It is beyond reason and God's 0:19:39.520 --> 0:19:42.640 will that I that I'm able to have a person 0:19:42.760 --> 0:19:45.560 that I can call my own. You know, this is 0:19:45.920 --> 0:19:49.720 this is this is wild. Yeah, I'm sorry, bro, I know, 0:19:50.280 --> 0:19:53.560 don't be upset. Honestly, I'll tell you the truth. In 0:19:53.640 --> 0:19:59.960 my family, my own mom is a j's a dohad yeah, 0:20:00.200 --> 0:20:01.879 and I accept her. Like you know, we don't like 0:20:03.119 --> 0:20:08.840 we take pictures together. My foot down, I want to, 0:20:09.240 --> 0:20:12.199 we gotta take a family photo. I always assumed it's 0:20:12.240 --> 0:20:14.560 because she was so little that she gets like because 0:20:14.560 --> 0:20:17.639 my mom's she's like four or four eleven five ft. 0:20:17.960 --> 0:20:20.720 That's what I always assumed that was because it because 0:20:20.760 --> 0:20:24.560 it tastes bad and that color is not that color 0:20:24.600 --> 0:20:27.159 looks like something it looks like and I freeze. I 0:20:27.160 --> 0:20:29.040 don't know what to tell you. Man, it used to 0:20:29.119 --> 0:20:32.639 take its real awesome to me, I haven't had it. 0:20:32.680 --> 0:20:35.000 Sounds like you still love it. You just know you can't. 0:20:35.400 --> 0:20:38.120 It's like a bad ex girlfriend. I think. I think 0:20:38.160 --> 0:20:40.640 in a lot of ways, that's what soda is for me, 0:20:40.920 --> 0:20:44.200 like pop soda, whatever the funk y'all call it. Uh, 0:20:44.240 --> 0:20:48.399 it's it's It was so special to me, and we 0:20:48.400 --> 0:20:51.720 we did so much together that I can't go back 0:20:51.760 --> 0:20:54.600 to it because I know it's only gonna create hurt 0:20:54.800 --> 0:20:58.880 and pain. Wow, this is man. I don't know why 0:20:58.960 --> 0:21:01.160 I've just I guess I've always known you to seem 0:21:01.160 --> 0:21:04.840 like you're about your ship. I never I never imagined, uh, 0:21:05.600 --> 0:21:08.200 mountain dew guy, No, my nigga, I was. I was 0:21:08.320 --> 0:21:12.720 mountain dew. And yeah, I can tell because you said 0:21:12.760 --> 0:21:17.520 that awesome color. That's what like hip me off when 0:21:17.560 --> 0:21:22.320 I was like, wait a second, wait a minute, he 0:21:22.440 --> 0:21:27.560 thinks that's cool. Something's gone a right here. Oh man, 0:21:27.800 --> 0:21:30.680 I mean if you don't take anything and I listeners, 0:21:30.720 --> 0:21:33.760 please email in and see if maybe I'm crazy for 0:21:33.840 --> 0:21:36.880 being surprised. I actually think you're you're you're a little 0:21:36.920 --> 0:21:39.840 off base here. I think more people were and and 0:21:39.880 --> 0:21:43.160 maybe are even currently drinking mountain dew than you think. 0:21:44.000 --> 0:21:48.160 That's probably true. It's still being made. Yeah, no, it's they. 0:21:48.359 --> 0:21:50.359 I don't think they took a hit in the pandemic, 0:21:50.440 --> 0:21:51.720 do you know what I mean. I don't think they're 0:21:51.760 --> 0:21:55.280 like struggling to find a new base of I do 0:21:55.440 --> 0:21:58.919 think they didn't want minorities. I think they wanted us 0:21:58.960 --> 0:22:01.919 to drink sprite. Yeah no, that that was That was 0:22:01.960 --> 0:22:06.119 a much more like awesome. We're fucking skateboarding and thrashing 0:22:06.359 --> 0:22:11.080 and drink and yes, Olivia, Olivia's mentioning code read and 0:22:11.160 --> 0:22:13.560 I do think code red was there sort of like 0:22:13.680 --> 0:22:17.680 nod to black people. It was I think absolutely, I 0:22:17.720 --> 0:22:19.760 think that was them going. It would have been code purple. 0:22:19.880 --> 0:22:22.160 First of all, well they got to purple. If you've 0:22:22.240 --> 0:22:29.679 kept up with Mountain Dew, they they eventually went purple. 0:22:32.920 --> 0:22:35.320 And have I tried all the flavors, You goddamn right 0:22:35.320 --> 0:22:38.000 I have. Do you ever do a due in secret? Now? Like, 0:22:38.040 --> 0:22:40.480 if it's just been like a rough week, baby won't 0:22:40.520 --> 0:22:48.080 stop crying, boss screaming down your neck, I like that 0:22:48.160 --> 0:22:51.280 in your head. I'm like passed out on my couch, 0:22:51.920 --> 0:22:55.160 like just from drinking six dudes. And my wife comes 0:22:55.200 --> 0:22:58.159 down and she's like, yeah, you gotta get it together. 0:22:58.240 --> 0:23:02.359 You're fucking sick. Here's sick. It's carrying our family. And like, 0:23:02.800 --> 0:23:08.560 I can't it's too delicious. I'm doing the dude. It's 0:23:08.600 --> 0:23:15.119 exactly what it's like. Look at you, you're fucking sick. 0:23:15.720 --> 0:23:18.280 You got like a wife beater art. It's all sane 0:23:20.200 --> 0:23:26.920 with that awesome color. We're going to stay at my sisters. 0:23:27.200 --> 0:23:30.600 I can't be around you. It's either me and the 0:23:30.680 --> 0:23:36.000 baby or the dude. And I go, well, strap me 0:23:36.080 --> 0:23:40.440 to a mountain sister, because I'm doing the dude, I 0:23:40.560 --> 0:23:46.160 dinna make it do what it do. Oh that's so funny. Anyway, 0:23:46.720 --> 0:23:49.800 My point is that I think I think that they 0:23:49.840 --> 0:23:52.840 did not intentionally put anything in the water for the 0:23:52.880 --> 0:23:56.440 sake of necessarily harming us as much as harmful ship 0:23:56.600 --> 0:23:59.520 ends up in our water, and they're perfectly fine with 0:23:59.560 --> 0:24:02.840 whatever happens on the back end, right right, Yeah, I 0:24:02.840 --> 0:24:07.760 think the feminine feminization is just like, uh, but also 0:24:08.119 --> 0:24:12.040 I don't see that women are getting more feminine, So 0:24:12.080 --> 0:24:18.240 what about that? M spit? That's the whole I realized 0:24:18.320 --> 0:24:20.719 as soon as I started talking about it. I was like, 0:24:20.800 --> 0:24:24.119 this is this is shaky ground, but I don't know 0:24:24.119 --> 0:24:27.280 how to prove it. I just don't, like, I don't 0:24:27.359 --> 0:24:31.200 see women getting more like it doesn't seem like that 0:24:31.280 --> 0:24:34.320 to me. Sure, it's not like they're like permanently walking 0:24:34.359 --> 0:24:38.520 on their tiptoes now, so uh yeah, it's you're just 0:24:38.560 --> 0:24:41.840 still regular ladies. And I think men are just becoming 0:24:42.560 --> 0:24:46.160 less toxic. Maybe maybe that's what it is. I really 0:24:46.200 --> 0:24:49.359 think we're just like acknowledging emotions and nobody knows what 0:24:49.440 --> 0:24:53.359 to do with it. They're like this, this motherfucker gotta 0:24:53.400 --> 0:24:55.880 be gay because he keeps talking about how he made 0:24:55.920 --> 0:25:00.200 peace with his dad. Right, I go to therapy every week. 0:25:00.240 --> 0:25:03.040 I haven't done that dad thing. But some other good ship, 0:25:03.560 --> 0:25:09.080 some other good We'll get you there, that's the target. 0:25:08.320 --> 0:25:15.880 But I don't think we should be afraid of the 0:25:15.920 --> 0:25:18.560 feminization of the black man. That's all I'm saying. So 0:25:18.680 --> 0:25:21.919 I I think I agree. I think it's perfectly normal 0:25:22.000 --> 0:25:24.560 to fear the substances that they're putting in our water, 0:25:25.040 --> 0:25:28.000 and and we should uh examine all of it and 0:25:28.080 --> 0:25:31.359 maybe start figuring out better things are safer ways to 0:25:31.440 --> 0:25:33.800 drink it. But I don't think being gay is the 0:25:33.920 --> 0:25:37.280 byproduct of of what's happening there. I think that's as 0:25:37.320 --> 0:25:40.400 good as we can do on this. Alright, well, I 0:25:40.440 --> 0:25:43.080 want to I want to finish this off because Dogan 0:25:43.280 --> 0:25:46.719 also added now that David is on the show. They said, ps, 0:25:46.760 --> 0:25:48.840 now that David is on the show, I would be 0:25:48.920 --> 0:25:53.800 honored to create an updated Afro surrealist, HOTEP conspiracy inspired 0:25:54.160 --> 0:25:56.879 cover art featuring the both of you. Feel free to 0:25:56.960 --> 0:25:59.160 let me know if you intend on providing an opportunity 0:25:59.240 --> 0:26:03.080