1 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:15,600 Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini years. So minisod motherfucking mini years. So yep, yep, yep, 2 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:18,920 Speaker 1: there it is. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome 3 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:23,040 Speaker 1: to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me, the 4 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:26,320 Speaker 1: podcast where we forget to download the script. So we're 5 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:29,360 Speaker 1: going off the top right now because I thought I 6 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:32,239 Speaker 1: had it open, but I didn't. Who cares, you know, 7 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:35,159 Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. None of this means anything. You know. 8 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:38,560 Speaker 1: What does mean something is it's a motherfucking mini episode, 9 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:42,400 Speaker 1: and that means we're diving into your bullshit, your shenanigans, 10 00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:46,800 Speaker 1: the stuff. I can't wait to hear what ship you've 11 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:48,800 Speaker 1: come up with this week, you son of a bit, 12 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:54,840 Speaker 1: you fucking idiot, you fucking you're a scoundrel. I bet 13 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:58,320 Speaker 1: you went to school in the Portabules. I bet, I 14 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:00,560 Speaker 1: bet you went to school in the borders and you 15 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:04,240 Speaker 1: didn't even take a hard, hard major and you probably 16 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:08,319 Speaker 1: studied something easy and yeah, can meet mass communications. That's 17 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:12,240 Speaker 1: that's you know, had a mask calm degree and be 18 00:01:12,319 --> 00:01:15,600 Speaker 1: a radio fucking DJ. David good good eye done about. 19 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:17,680 Speaker 1: I don't know why I can't find a job because 20 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:21,640 Speaker 1: it's a useless degree, fun base because nobody cares about 21 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:30,120 Speaker 1: exercise technology. Just get a trainer certificate like the rest 22 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:33,959 Speaker 1: of us. You Jesus Christ, we'll give you. I'll give 23 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,679 Speaker 1: my money to a buff guy to make me buff. 24 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:37,920 Speaker 1: I don't need to know about the paperwork. I don't 25 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:39,680 Speaker 1: need to know that you went to school to make 26 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:42,000 Speaker 1: me buff. Just make me buff. You didn't have to 27 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,600 Speaker 1: go to school. You got buff. That's the one requirement. 28 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,920 Speaker 1: That's the only thing I've ever cared about. With the 29 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:50,680 Speaker 1: buff guys yelling at me, is on to your buff 30 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:56,120 Speaker 1: guy tricks. Well this derailed quickly. Yeah, that's got crazy. 31 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:58,080 Speaker 1: Yeah it got out of hand. But you know what 32 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:00,560 Speaker 1: didn't get out of hand is is today is a 33 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:04,480 Speaker 1: mini episode. We got an email from a listener who 34 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:09,480 Speaker 1: wanted to to express their their personal conspiracy theories or 35 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:12,000 Speaker 1: share at least a conspiracy theory they seem to be 36 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:14,760 Speaker 1: somewhat invested in. And this one comes to us from 37 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:18,760 Speaker 1: a person whose name. Their name is Dogon, their name 38 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:23,280 Speaker 1: is Dogan. Dogan sent us a message uh d o 39 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:26,840 Speaker 1: g o n. But at the end they made it 40 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:30,640 Speaker 1: very clear. It's pronounced d o e dash g a 41 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:37,280 Speaker 1: w n. Oh yeah yeah, dog On no no, no, 42 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:43,000 Speaker 1: I think it's classy. Dog on muscles, buff am I paying. 43 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:51,679 Speaker 1: I'm sick of looking like this. Buff guys. Take my 44 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:58,160 Speaker 1: hurt away, replace it with abs. Replace my hurt with abs. 45 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:01,800 Speaker 1: That's the old everybody right, that's the difference. And people 46 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:05,440 Speaker 1: don't cry. That's that's physically not not at all. And 47 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:08,520 Speaker 1: if they do, that's all that's alt. Walsh is away 48 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:14,200 Speaker 1: on those sweet abs. But Dogan, Dogan sent us a 49 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:18,560 Speaker 1: beautiful message, they said, Lenggston and David exclamation points. So 50 00:03:18,639 --> 00:03:21,200 Speaker 1: you know this person is serious, they said, Leangston and 51 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:24,560 Speaker 1: David hotep in hot salami bacon to the two of you, 52 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:27,880 Speaker 1: I'd like to offer my sin serious congratulations for your 53 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:31,000 Speaker 1: ceaseless commitment to the mental decay of the black man, 54 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:36,040 Speaker 1: woman and child. That that sentence felt, That does not is. 55 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:38,960 Speaker 1: That's not a compliment. It's not what we were aiming for. 56 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:43,240 Speaker 1: I don't think it was I trying to heal the 57 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:48,080 Speaker 1: black community. No, no, I was not, but decay. I 58 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:50,960 Speaker 1: don't know that I that we're decaying anything. I don't 59 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:55,000 Speaker 1: want to be complicent and like the decline. Yeah, come on, 60 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:58,240 Speaker 1: give us a little credit. We're we're keeping things neutral, baby, 61 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:07,080 Speaker 1: Come on, this is a hat I supported the man's 62 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:09,400 Speaker 1: wearing a Tuskegee had and you don't know which side 63 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:12,480 Speaker 1: he's on with the Tuskegee experiments. You know, maybe I 64 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:20,120 Speaker 1: hate maybe I love it, but anyway, uh. Dogan goes 65 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:23,320 Speaker 1: on to say, so, one of my favorite black conspiracy 66 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:25,680 Speaker 1: theories is one that I came across in a YouTube 67 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:29,320 Speaker 1: University wormhole of video suggested after I was searching for 68 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:35,080 Speaker 1: more information about Brother Polite rape accusations, I did not 69 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:39,520 Speaker 1: know that he had that. Yeah, I too was after 70 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:41,719 Speaker 1: reading this email went down a bit of a rabbit 71 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:46,680 Speaker 1: hole and at appear season quite a pickle. I won't 72 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:49,320 Speaker 1: say whose pickle it is or who made it, but 73 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:53,280 Speaker 1: it certainly seems like he's he's got some trouble of brewing. 74 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:57,960 Speaker 1: I guess I haven't seen him in in a few years. Yeah, 75 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:01,320 Speaker 1: were you a big Brother Polite uh tracker? Before this? 76 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:06,440 Speaker 1: I'm a big dj vladd interview was ship? Have you 77 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:10,039 Speaker 1: ever before I derailist too much? Although this this, have 78 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:13,919 Speaker 1: you ever subscribed to the theory that dj vladd is 79 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:20,880 Speaker 1: a is a bed? Yeah? It goes back and forth. 80 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:25,080 Speaker 1: I mean, it's not exactly rocket science what he's doing. 81 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:27,760 Speaker 1: These people do come on and just they're like, here's 82 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:31,480 Speaker 1: this crime that I committed. Yeah, you know what I 83 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:37,800 Speaker 1: mean stuff, And I I just don't if he's the Feds, 84 00:05:37,839 --> 00:05:41,080 Speaker 1: the Feds are getting weird. I don't think that he 85 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:45,000 Speaker 1: is a Fed. No, no, I think he's a weird 86 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:49,400 Speaker 1: Russian dude. Here's what bugs me is how intentional he 87 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:53,680 Speaker 1: is about not showing his face and and ever like 88 00:05:53,839 --> 00:05:58,200 Speaker 1: making it clear what he looks like. Google it, sure, 89 00:05:58,279 --> 00:06:01,120 Speaker 1: of course, but but it in You could also google 90 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:04,160 Speaker 1: the people that have gotten trouble from dj vladd interviews, 91 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:06,400 Speaker 1: and yet people continue to go on there and get 92 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:10,240 Speaker 1: in more trouble from dj vladd interviews. So you know, 93 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:13,720 Speaker 1: it's a it's a complex thing, this google rule. But 94 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:16,680 Speaker 1: it bugs me a little bit that this white man 95 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:20,640 Speaker 1: intentionally with a very black voice. Mind you, it's just 96 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:24,200 Speaker 1: very black when it's black enough. When you see his face, 97 00:06:24,279 --> 00:06:27,479 Speaker 1: it matches his voice. You're a big fan. I love 98 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:32,240 Speaker 1: how you're going to back that's not that's not at all. Well, 99 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:36,040 Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just saying I'm not I'm not going listen, 100 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:38,200 Speaker 1: don't don't do that to me. You're like, he has 101 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:41,320 Speaker 1: a voice of an angel. And he's never heard anybody. 102 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:44,560 Speaker 1: I just I respect gifted broadcasters. I also think you 103 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:49,720 Speaker 1: gifted broadcaster, and myself, the man's a journalist and you're 104 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:52,760 Speaker 1: not gonna sit here and play these games like he's not. 105 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:57,320 Speaker 1: I'm just saying you Google image search dj vladd and 106 00:06:57,360 --> 00:07:01,039 Speaker 1: the third picture is him throwing up the w with 107 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:04,039 Speaker 1: Quincy Jones. Now, if that's not a man to be admired, 108 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:07,640 Speaker 1: I don't really know who is. Yeah, that's fair. And 109 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:12,200 Speaker 1: I will also say that that he seems more like 110 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:16,240 Speaker 1: a Russian operative based off of his face. That we 111 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:18,600 Speaker 1: need a federal agent. That's what we need to be 112 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:22,560 Speaker 1: looking at. Is like him leaking Noriega secrets to putin 113 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:32,160 Speaker 1: sure is like it is like Mr Noriega, You're in 114 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:42,360 Speaker 1: a bit of trouble. Anyway. Dj Vlad is apparently not 115 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:45,400 Speaker 1: a fed but in fact a Russian operative. We'll deal 116 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:48,920 Speaker 1: with that another day. But so they go on to say, 117 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:53,680 Speaker 1: my mama told me that the government is putting astras 118 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:58,760 Speaker 1: in atrazin in the water supply to make black men gay. 119 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:03,000 Speaker 1: For more context, biologist Tyrone Hayes claims that acts in 120 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:06,000 Speaker 1: You know, Tyrone Hayes, you're a big fan of his work. No, 121 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:09,360 Speaker 1: don't do that to me. I never I never remember him. 122 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:13,840 Speaker 1: I don't know him. I don't know Dr Sevy Tyrone 123 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:17,040 Speaker 1: Hayes claims that actress in, a weed killing chemical, has 124 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:21,320 Speaker 1: been shown to feminize male frogs. Theorists claim that traces 125 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:25,000 Speaker 1: of this chemical have been found with suspiciously elevated amounts 126 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:29,880 Speaker 1: and the water supply in predominantly black neighborhoods and cities. Thus, 127 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:33,080 Speaker 1: these chemicals are putting are put there with the intent 128 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:37,160 Speaker 1: of feminizing otherwise straight black men. I would love to 129 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:41,560 Speaker 1: hear your take on these absurd claims. Want to go first? Yeah, No, 130 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:46,920 Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not. I'm not gonna do it. Okay, here, 131 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:52,800 Speaker 1: you have a prepared statement, right, don't you have? As 132 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:56,160 Speaker 1: someone who has been claimed to be feminized many times 133 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:59,840 Speaker 1: by more masculine black men. Hey, I don't think that's 134 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:02,560 Speaker 1: a bad I think we went too hard with the 135 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:05,720 Speaker 1: masculine for a minute. And listen, I love the locks, 136 00:09:06,679 --> 00:09:11,360 Speaker 1: right and whatnot. Maybe we need, maybe we need to 137 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:15,520 Speaker 1: relax it a bit, Maybe we maybe we need maybe 138 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:18,280 Speaker 1: black men need, we need a softer edge. It's like 139 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:22,120 Speaker 1: you just can't go that hard forever. Listen, I think. 140 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:24,960 Speaker 1: I think the point in which we had exceeded sort 141 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:28,600 Speaker 1: of like masculinity as a black Black robs Woe, I 142 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:31,559 Speaker 1: think is where it was like it was too much, 143 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:36,600 Speaker 1: you know what I mean with eight seven men in 144 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:39,360 Speaker 1: the streets of New York not a woman in sight, 145 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:41,840 Speaker 1: and somehow these were the people that we were like 146 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:44,960 Speaker 1: admiring and wanting to be like it was too much ship. 147 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:50,320 Speaker 1: Can I give you a fun anecdote about Black robs Woe? Absolutely, Uh, 148 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:54,800 Speaker 1: My Auntie and Ciri leone who speaks no English, basically 149 00:09:56,080 --> 00:10:00,800 Speaker 1: loves that song. I would be in clo all like 150 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:04,000 Speaker 1: sad with my discman on and she'd be like, hey, 151 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:06,280 Speaker 1: it's not David, and she wanted me to play that 152 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:09,480 Speaker 1: song and she was just she just would say was 153 00:10:09,559 --> 00:10:14,480 Speaker 1: whoa And then she would like loves it? So it did. 154 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:17,760 Speaker 1: It did branch out. But yeah, I think the Black 155 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:20,560 Speaker 1: rob I think the fifty cent I think whenever those 156 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:25,160 Speaker 1: G Unit sports bras came out, the G Unit tank tops, 157 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:28,080 Speaker 1: I think that was the that was we had gone 158 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:31,640 Speaker 1: too far. It's so masculine that it that it becomes 159 00:10:31,679 --> 00:10:34,520 Speaker 1: feminine to the point that that right like now you're 160 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:36,679 Speaker 1: wearing a bra you didn't even know. You just wanted 161 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:39,320 Speaker 1: to be in guerilla unit. Yeah, you were pretending that 162 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:42,240 Speaker 1: this was like a bulletproof vest tank top, but it 163 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:46,280 Speaker 1: truly is just a a a cute halter. It's a 164 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:49,880 Speaker 1: cute halter with the what the what the multi color fringe? Oh, 165 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:52,720 Speaker 1: come on, you look gorgeous to me, you look amazing, 166 00:10:52,840 --> 00:11:00,480 Speaker 1: bright eyes? Where you going sward? So hey, I do 167 00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:02,280 Speaker 1: think that I do think there needs to be some 168 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:06,760 Speaker 1: feminization in general because but also do I think they're 169 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:09,240 Speaker 1: putting it in the water specific? No, of course not, 170 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:12,720 Speaker 1: because if you seen what white dudes are doing, like 171 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:15,720 Speaker 1: if it's in our water, it's in their commercial because dudes, 172 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:20,680 Speaker 1: are you crying at medication commercials like they're going bad? Yeah, 173 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:24,280 Speaker 1: I will say I also think that there's something a 174 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:29,800 Speaker 1: little dangerous about equating feminization and homosexuality. Those are two 175 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:36,720 Speaker 1: different things, very different things. That was a joke, was 176 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:42,480 Speaker 1: completely we got it our record photos. I was done 177 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:46,120 Speaker 1: in this business, and it's it's on the mic listen shooters. Shoot. 178 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:49,400 Speaker 1: That was a joke thing, not how I feel about anything. 179 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:54,080 Speaker 1: But no, to that point there, it's they're not the 180 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:57,400 Speaker 1: same thing, right that, Like I know very effeminate men 181 00:11:57,679 --> 00:12:00,640 Speaker 1: who happened to have sex with women. And I also 182 00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:04,959 Speaker 1: know some very like hyper masculine dudes who fuck the 183 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,160 Speaker 1: ship out of other dudes and not shouting some of 184 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,839 Speaker 1: my gay thugs. Shout out to some of them, and 185 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:18,960 Speaker 1: not all of you, nots coons, but everybody else. Solman 186 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,040 Speaker 1: Georgio used to tell me because I lived with him, 187 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:24,080 Speaker 1: he told me there's a gay thugs club in l A. 188 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:28,040 Speaker 1: Oh whoa. He said. They're just in there with like 189 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:37,040 Speaker 1: starter jackets and pistols. But also, that's that's interesting because Okay, 190 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:39,360 Speaker 1: I have follow up questions, I guess, and maybe we 191 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:42,360 Speaker 1: need to get Solomon back on the pods to get 192 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:45,360 Speaker 1: as much clarity as he can provide. But what does 193 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:48,760 Speaker 1: does that mean it's exclusively gay thugs or is it 194 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:51,920 Speaker 1: like this is for the gay thugs but anybody can 195 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:55,480 Speaker 1: show up. I think gay thugs are like paprika, where 196 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:58,320 Speaker 1: if you put a little bit in, you're gonna know 197 00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:00,880 Speaker 1: that it's in that dish. So I think maybe it 198 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:03,520 Speaker 1: was just like maybe a club where there was ten 199 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:07,640 Speaker 1: gate thugs. That's a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, is there's 200 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:09,640 Speaker 1: a reason why when you go to the deli they 201 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:12,840 Speaker 1: keep your pickles separate. You know, it's it's gonna change 202 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:15,080 Speaker 1: the flavor of that sandwich whether you wanted it to 203 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:19,160 Speaker 1: or not. It only takes one of those strawberry spoonfuls 204 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:24,439 Speaker 1: to turn the whole glass of milk red. That was 205 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:27,360 Speaker 1: a weird pink. That was a weird analogy. The point 206 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:32,560 Speaker 1: is like, and I think that's the least explored group. Yeah. 207 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:35,120 Speaker 1: I don't think Gate Thug get a lot of They 208 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:36,920 Speaker 1: don't get a lot of TV time, and when they 209 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:39,720 Speaker 1: do it's often associated with like a type of like 210 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:45,440 Speaker 1: jail violence ship. But like Light, Yeah, Light went there, 211 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,920 Speaker 1: but he he didn't even really Uh he wasn't even 212 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:52,000 Speaker 1: at peace and his ship, you know, he never embraced it. 213 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:55,400 Speaker 1: He quite the opposite. Now. He just sat on the 214 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:58,960 Speaker 1: couch next to the man of his dreams and didn't 215 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,680 Speaker 1: even pursue it elite, which is crazy because like a 216 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:08,640 Speaker 1: black man bearing an emotion, I've never heard of that. Well, 217 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,200 Speaker 1: that's why it was such a great film. As they 218 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:14,559 Speaker 1: used their imaginations. I thought it was gonna jump start 219 00:14:14,559 --> 00:14:16,720 Speaker 1: the gay funk movement. But you really didn't hear about 220 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:19,000 Speaker 1: them after that. No, they were like, oh, he's still 221 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:24,760 Speaker 1: in the closet cool. I will also say that from that, like, 222 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:28,520 Speaker 1: thank god, I'm not crazy. Yeah, that's doing it right. 223 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:32,520 Speaker 1: Yeah he's got an old school Just show up to 224 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:35,280 Speaker 1: a diner at three in the morning and look at 225 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:37,680 Speaker 1: the dude. Who you who you've been fawning over for 226 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:44,640 Speaker 1: the past twenty years. Oh man, that was really sad. Started. Yes, 227 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:55,480 Speaker 1: it's a hard movie, but but beautiful, beautiful time. I 228 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:57,520 Speaker 1: think we would be we would be remiss if we 229 00:14:57,560 --> 00:15:01,960 Speaker 1: didn't bring up the fact that that Famed conspiracy theorist 230 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:08,600 Speaker 1: Alex Jones made very similar arguments on his super successful podcast, 231 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:12,360 Speaker 1: not specific to black people, but more specific to the 232 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:16,880 Speaker 1: general community or the general like American populists, that that 233 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:21,640 Speaker 1: there there's an enzyme, a substance in the water that 234 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:25,160 Speaker 1: is turning the freaking frogs gay, I believe was the quote. 235 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:29,440 Speaker 1: And uh, and I guess now it is it is 236 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:34,200 Speaker 1: now being targeted specifically at black people, is I also, 237 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:36,840 Speaker 1: you also have to go into your head about so 238 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:41,480 Speaker 1: what what harm is that supposedly gonna do making black 239 00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:45,720 Speaker 1: men more feminine? Yeah? I don't know. So what's like then? One? 240 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:50,120 Speaker 1: I think, and the crimes we commit are overwhelmingly towards 241 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:53,440 Speaker 1: one another. So yeah, I I guess, and I I 242 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:57,000 Speaker 1: have family members who have subscribed to to the theory 243 00:15:57,040 --> 00:16:01,760 Speaker 1: that Hollywood specifically is like over exposing us to gay 244 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:05,920 Speaker 1: imagery with the intention of making black men less masculine 245 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:08,920 Speaker 1: and taking away the nuclear family. Blah blah blah blah blah. 246 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:12,480 Speaker 1: But I will say that the big fear is sort 247 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:16,280 Speaker 1: of like reducing our population. I think it's what they 248 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:19,120 Speaker 1: say is ultimately what's going to happen that if you 249 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:22,640 Speaker 1: make men want to fuck men, it means less black, 250 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:26,400 Speaker 1: proud black babies are born, and then you know, you 251 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:30,840 Speaker 1: end up erasing the black identity. So really what you're 252 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:35,160 Speaker 1: saying is to be socially responsible. We should all have 253 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:38,720 Speaker 1: a lot of kids. We should, we should. Nick Cannon's 254 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,880 Speaker 1: the only one doing it right, you know what I mean. 255 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:51,200 Speaker 1: For years, tombstone, Nick, You're lites, David Bory, Nick Cannon's 256 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:59,760 Speaker 1: the only one doing it right. It's a confusing tombstone, 257 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:03,720 Speaker 1: but it gives the message across, you know. Yeah, and 258 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:09,440 Speaker 1: then you're like, damn, this dude was they can into 259 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:11,920 Speaker 1: still lave and he's still doing it right. He's still 260 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:15,240 Speaker 1: coming in these ladies and make it babies, good for him, 261 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,720 Speaker 1: good for Nick Cannon. He's having a good time. What 262 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,560 Speaker 1: do you think about it being in the water though, 263 00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:24,280 Speaker 1: I believe, and this is something that I think I've 264 00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:27,159 Speaker 1: maintained on the podcast for a long time. I do 265 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:30,000 Speaker 1: not put it past them to put something weird in 266 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:34,840 Speaker 1: our water, right, I don't necessarily believe that the sole 267 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:39,959 Speaker 1: purpose of it is femininization of any person. I think 268 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:43,720 Speaker 1: it's not that dissimilar from like yellow number five being 269 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:45,760 Speaker 1: in our mountain dew. You know what I mean. Like, 270 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:50,000 Speaker 1: you know I don't do the dude, But but if 271 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:53,040 Speaker 1: you do do that due because of the fear that 272 00:17:53,119 --> 00:17:55,359 Speaker 1: like it's gonna shrink your balls and make your sperm 273 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:58,760 Speaker 1: count trash or whatever it is. But I don't believe 274 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:01,960 Speaker 1: the motherfucker's put that ship in with the intent on 275 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:05,760 Speaker 1: shrinking balls or reducing sperm count. I think they put 276 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:08,720 Speaker 1: it in because it made the mountain dew look more awesome. 277 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:11,360 Speaker 1: And then when they found out wait wait wait wait 278 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:15,520 Speaker 1: wait wait wait, do you like mountain dew? It was 279 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:20,560 Speaker 1: mainly my main source of of hydration for I would 280 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:23,960 Speaker 1: say two thirds of my life, and then I changed 281 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:29,320 Speaker 1: my ways. Hey, I'm sorry, man, I take that. Are 282 00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:33,520 Speaker 1: you serious? I fucking loved mountain dew for a long time. 283 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:39,840 Speaker 1: What's going on? Is that crazy? I loved it? It 284 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:43,440 Speaker 1: was my everything. I used to buy big gulps. Uh. 285 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:45,680 Speaker 1: This was back and there was a gas station by 286 00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:47,960 Speaker 1: my house that had like a fake big gulp because 287 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,840 Speaker 1: seven eleven had branded it, but they had yeah you 288 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:55,480 Speaker 1: get it. I'd go in and say, hello, sir, one 289 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:58,120 Speaker 1: huge slurk please, and he said, get the funk out 290 00:18:58,119 --> 00:19:05,919 Speaker 1: of my mount due, my man. But yeah, real British, 291 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:09,000 Speaker 1: what I'm wondering about and do? But so this gas 292 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:12,560 Speaker 1: station not only had like the huge slurps available, but 293 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:16,080 Speaker 1: they had a free refill policy for the day. And 294 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:18,560 Speaker 1: I would get a I would wake up, I'd be 295 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:21,600 Speaker 1: there by like ten am, fill it with mountain dew, 296 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:25,760 Speaker 1: and then refill it like twice a day before like 297 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:31,120 Speaker 1: fucking bedtime. I was drinking literally gallons of mountain dew 298 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:33,879 Speaker 1: every day. So the fact that I have a child 299 00:19:34,119 --> 00:19:39,480 Speaker 1: is an absolute miracle. It is beyond reason and God's 300 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:42,640 Speaker 1: will that I that I'm able to have a person 301 00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:45,560 Speaker 1: that I can call my own. You know, this is 302 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:49,720 Speaker 1: this is this is wild. Yeah, I'm sorry, bro, I know, 303 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:53,560 Speaker 1: don't be upset. Honestly, I'll tell you the truth. In 304 00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:59,960 Speaker 1: my family, my own mom is a j's a dohad yeah, 305 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,879 Speaker 1: and I accept her. Like you know, we don't like 306 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:08,840 Speaker 1: we take pictures together. My foot down, I want to, 307 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:12,199 Speaker 1: we gotta take a family photo. I always assumed it's 308 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,560 Speaker 1: because she was so little that she gets like because 309 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:17,639 Speaker 1: my mom's she's like four or four eleven five ft. 310 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,720 Speaker 1: That's what I always assumed that was because it because 311 00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:24,560 Speaker 1: it tastes bad and that color is not that color 312 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:27,159 Speaker 1: looks like something it looks like and I freeze. I 313 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:29,040 Speaker 1: don't know what to tell you. Man, it used to 314 00:20:29,119 --> 00:20:32,639 Speaker 1: take its real awesome to me, I haven't had it. 315 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:35,000 Speaker 1: Sounds like you still love it. You just know you can't. 316 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:38,120 Speaker 1: It's like a bad ex girlfriend. I think. I think 317 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:40,640 Speaker 1: in a lot of ways, that's what soda is for me, 318 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:44,200 Speaker 1: like pop soda, whatever the funk y'all call it. Uh, 319 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:48,399 Speaker 1: it's it's It was so special to me, and we 320 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:51,720 Speaker 1: we did so much together that I can't go back 321 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:54,600 Speaker 1: to it because I know it's only gonna create hurt 322 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:58,880 Speaker 1: and pain. Wow, this is man. I don't know why 323 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:01,160 Speaker 1: I've just I guess I've always known you to seem 324 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:04,840 Speaker 1: like you're about your ship. I never I never imagined, uh, 325 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:08,200 Speaker 1: mountain dew guy, No, my nigga, I was. I was 326 00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:12,720 Speaker 1: mountain dew. And yeah, I can tell because you said 327 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:17,520 Speaker 1: that awesome color. That's what like hip me off when 328 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:22,320 Speaker 1: I was like, wait a second, wait a minute, he 329 00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:27,560 Speaker 1: thinks that's cool. Something's gone a right here. Oh man, 330 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,680 Speaker 1: I mean if you don't take anything and I listeners, 331 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:33,760 Speaker 1: please email in and see if maybe I'm crazy for 332 00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:36,880 Speaker 1: being surprised. I actually think you're you're you're a little 333 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,840 Speaker 1: off base here. I think more people were and and 334 00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:43,160 Speaker 1: maybe are even currently drinking mountain dew than you think. 335 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:48,160 Speaker 1: That's probably true. It's still being made. Yeah, no, it's they. 336 00:21:48,359 --> 00:21:50,359 Speaker 1: I don't think they took a hit in the pandemic, 337 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:51,720 Speaker 1: do you know what I mean. I don't think they're 338 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:55,280 Speaker 1: like struggling to find a new base of I do 339 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:58,919 Speaker 1: think they didn't want minorities. I think they wanted us 340 00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:01,919 Speaker 1: to drink sprite. Yeah no, that that was That was 341 00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:06,119 Speaker 1: a much more like awesome. We're fucking skateboarding and thrashing 342 00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:11,080 Speaker 1: and drink and yes, Olivia, Olivia's mentioning code read and 343 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:13,560 Speaker 1: I do think code red was there sort of like 344 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:17,680 Speaker 1: nod to black people. It was I think absolutely, I 345 00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:19,760 Speaker 1: think that was them going. It would have been code purple. 346 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,160 Speaker 1: First of all, well they got to purple. If you've 347 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:29,679 Speaker 1: kept up with Mountain Dew, they they eventually went purple. 348 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:35,320 Speaker 1: And have I tried all the flavors, You goddamn right 349 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:38,000 Speaker 1: I have. Do you ever do a due in secret? Now? Like, 350 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,480 Speaker 1: if it's just been like a rough week, baby won't 351 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:48,080 Speaker 1: stop crying, boss screaming down your neck, I like that 352 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:51,280 Speaker 1: in your head. I'm like passed out on my couch, 353 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:55,160 Speaker 1: like just from drinking six dudes. And my wife comes 354 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:58,159 Speaker 1: down and she's like, yeah, you gotta get it together. 355 00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:02,359 Speaker 1: You're fucking sick. Here's sick. It's carrying our family. And like, 356 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:08,560 Speaker 1: I can't it's too delicious. I'm doing the dude. It's 357 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:15,119 Speaker 1: exactly what it's like. Look at you, you're fucking sick. 358 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:18,280 Speaker 1: You got like a wife beater art. It's all sane 359 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:26,920 Speaker 1: with that awesome color. We're going to stay at my sisters. 360 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:30,600 Speaker 1: I can't be around you. It's either me and the 361 00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:36,000 Speaker 1: baby or the dude. And I go, well, strap me 362 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:40,440 Speaker 1: to a mountain sister, because I'm doing the dude, I 363 00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:46,160 Speaker 1: dinna make it do what it do. Oh that's so funny. Anyway, 364 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:49,800 Speaker 1: My point is that I think I think that they 365 00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:52,840 Speaker 1: did not intentionally put anything in the water for the 366 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:56,440 Speaker 1: sake of necessarily harming us as much as harmful ship 367 00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:59,520 Speaker 1: ends up in our water, and they're perfectly fine with 368 00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:02,840 Speaker 1: whatever happens on the back end, right right, Yeah, I 369 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:07,760 Speaker 1: think the feminine feminization is just like, uh, but also 370 00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:12,040 Speaker 1: I don't see that women are getting more feminine, So 371 00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:18,240 Speaker 1: what about that? M spit? That's the whole I realized 372 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:20,719 Speaker 1: as soon as I started talking about it. I was like, 373 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:24,119 Speaker 1: this is this is shaky ground, but I don't know 374 00:24:24,119 --> 00:24:27,280 Speaker 1: how to prove it. I just don't, like, I don't 375 00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:31,200 Speaker 1: see women getting more like it doesn't seem like that 376 00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:34,320 Speaker 1: to me. Sure, it's not like they're like permanently walking 377 00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:38,520 Speaker 1: on their tiptoes now, so uh yeah, it's you're just 378 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,840 Speaker 1: still regular ladies. And I think men are just becoming 379 00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:46,160 Speaker 1: less toxic. Maybe maybe that's what it is. I really 380 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:49,359 Speaker 1: think we're just like acknowledging emotions and nobody knows what 381 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:53,359 Speaker 1: to do with it. They're like this, this motherfucker gotta 382 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,880 Speaker 1: be gay because he keeps talking about how he made 383 00:24:55,920 --> 00:25:00,200 Speaker 1: peace with his dad. Right, I go to therapy every week. 384 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:03,040 Speaker 1: I haven't done that dad thing. But some other good ship, 385 00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:09,080 Speaker 1: some other good We'll get you there, that's the target. 386 00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:15,880 Speaker 1: But I don't think we should be afraid of the 387 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:18,560 Speaker 1: feminization of the black man. That's all I'm saying. So 388 00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:21,919 Speaker 1: I I think I agree. I think it's perfectly normal 389 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,560 Speaker 1: to fear the substances that they're putting in our water, 390 00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:28,000 Speaker 1: and and we should uh examine all of it and 391 00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:31,359 Speaker 1: maybe start figuring out better things are safer ways to 392 00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:33,800 Speaker 1: drink it. But I don't think being gay is the 393 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:37,280 Speaker 1: byproduct of of what's happening there. I think that's as 394 00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:40,400 Speaker 1: good as we can do on this. Alright, well, I 395 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:43,080 Speaker 1: want to I want to finish this off because Dogan 396 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:46,719 Speaker 1: also added now that David is on the show. They said, ps, 397 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:48,840 Speaker 1: now that David is on the show, I would be 398 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:53,800 Speaker 1: honored to create an updated Afro surrealist, HOTEP conspiracy inspired 399 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:56,879 Speaker 1: cover art featuring the both of you. Feel free to 400 00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:59,160 Speaker 1: let me know if you intend on providing an opportunity 401 00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:03,080 Speaker 1: for a black, queer, disabled artists, or if you will 402 00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:08,000 Speaker 1: choose to uphold patriarchy patriarchal white supremacy by denying a 403 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:13,080 Speaker 1: member of intersectional intersectionally oppressed community an opportunity for the 404 00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:15,560 Speaker 1: artwork to be seen. The ball is in your court, 405 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:18,040 Speaker 1: looking forward to the next I respect that, Dogan, because 406 00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:20,800 Speaker 1: that's how I got every job I ever got in Hollywood. 407 00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,040 Speaker 1: You don't know a lot of black fan read for 408 00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:27,239 Speaker 1: Beavis and But well, let me say this. I do 409 00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:29,119 Speaker 1: think we need to update the cover art. I think 410 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:31,359 Speaker 1: David is an essential member of this team now and 411 00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:33,280 Speaker 1: we need to reflect that in the cover art that 412 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:37,119 Speaker 1: said I'm not letting no intersectional motherfucker do it. Uh. 413 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:43,639 Speaker 1: You said that, you hurd it out of his mountain 414 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:48,200 Speaker 1: dew stained lips. Take your intersectional ask to the intersectional 415 00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:51,960 Speaker 1: welfare line where you belong as far as I'm concerned. No, 416 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,639 Speaker 1: that's very lovely of you, Dogon, and we would we 417 00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:58,359 Speaker 1: would love to see your work. It would be lovely, 418 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:01,080 Speaker 1: all right, We did it. Could you tell the people 419 00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,320 Speaker 1: where they can find you and what cool ship you 420 00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:05,600 Speaker 1: have going on? Ah, you can find me on Instagram 421 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:09,199 Speaker 1: A cool guy jokes eighties seven Uh Faded Comedy Denver 422 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:11,199 Speaker 1: dot com. If you want to come out to my 423 00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:16,240 Speaker 1: monthly showcase in Denver, only having black and brown headliners 424 00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:18,840 Speaker 1: from across the country, people that I really loved and 425 00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:21,400 Speaker 1: bringing them to Denver because sometimes it's hard. And then 426 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:24,320 Speaker 1: you know, just uh, you know, I I don't want 427 00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:28,800 Speaker 1: some ship, don't about me? Yes, and and I'll be 428 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,760 Speaker 1: headlining that and where our dates were very wrong on 429 00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:34,840 Speaker 1: that that weekend that I think I'm supposed to be 430 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:38,199 Speaker 1: doing it. I think it's it's nine six team that 431 00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:42,360 Speaker 1: I'm heading to Denver to Uh that makes sense? Oh 432 00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:46,640 Speaker 1: you know what that is? Right? Because nine fifteen I'm 433 00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:49,919 Speaker 1: doing an hour at the Illusion in Los Angeles and 434 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:53,520 Speaker 1: then I'm flying back to Denver for the Langston show. 435 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:57,639 Speaker 1: Hell yeah, well we're trading places and then not where 436 00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:00,640 Speaker 1: we'll be there together. But please go in place just together, 437 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:04,240 Speaker 1: go see David headlined the Allegian, and then go see 438 00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:08,040 Speaker 1: us go somewhere together out in Denver for a faded comedy. 439 00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,399 Speaker 1: And as always, you can follow me at Lanston Kerman 440 00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:12,520 Speaker 1: on all the platforms, And if you want to send 441 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:16,440 Speaker 1: us your own conspiracy theories, your drops, your emails, your 442 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:20,280 Speaker 1: accusations of not being inclusive enough, please send it to 443 00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:23,000 Speaker 1: my Mama pod at gmail dot com We would love 444 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:30,280 Speaker 1: to hear from you. Otherwise, that's it. Bye, bitch. Motherfucking 445 00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:41,040 Speaker 1: many years, so many years, motherfucking many years. So, motherfucking 446 00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:47,160 Speaker 1: many years, so many, motherfucking many years. So