1 00:00:01,720 --> 00:00:03,200 Speaker 1: You've got to wait. 2 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:09,360 Speaker 2: Fred's show is on now Honest Morning Show in morning, 3 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:13,319 Speaker 2: Good morning everybody, Wednesday, January twenty fourth, It's the Fred Show. 4 00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:16,400 Speaker 1: Hello Caylyn, good morning. Hi Jason Brown, Hi, Roofy. Hello, 5 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:20,200 Speaker 1: Hello Paulina, welcome back. Thank you. Can we tell everybody 6 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:22,880 Speaker 1: why you were gone? You could tell him? Tell them Fred. 7 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:26,680 Speaker 1: Paulina got another house to live in and she's renting 8 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:30,560 Speaker 1: out the existing house, which makes Paulina a landlord. It 9 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:34,519 Speaker 1: makes Paulina a multi homeowner, a real state mogul. Some 10 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:36,880 Speaker 1: will say, the only person in the room that could 11 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:39,839 Speaker 1: say that, excuse you. Yeah, you could have actually done 12 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:42,519 Speaker 1: your own deal. You just don't have a license. I know. 13 00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:44,200 Speaker 3: I remember when I thought I was gonna have my license, 14 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:44,839 Speaker 3: but I never did. 15 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:47,199 Speaker 1: Look at Grant Carbone over here. She's gonna start telling 16 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:49,000 Speaker 1: me to invest in multi property, and she's gonna start 17 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:51,040 Speaker 1: giving me financial advice. I know. Have you ever seen 18 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:53,000 Speaker 1: that guy on the internet? Grand Carbone? 19 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:53,159 Speaker 4: No? 20 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:55,360 Speaker 1: Which one is that a lot of these people people 21 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:57,279 Speaker 1: think it's kind of a scamster, But yeah, it's one 22 00:00:57,280 --> 00:00:58,680 Speaker 1: of these things like, you know, send me one hundred 23 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:00,480 Speaker 1: bucks and you'll own a part of seven one thousand 24 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:04,720 Speaker 1: units apartment units. Like, yeah, so that's Paulina. We know 25 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:09,960 Speaker 1: something that's gone through that I don't know anybody looking 26 00:01:09,959 --> 00:01:11,760 Speaker 1: at me. I don't know because I actually don't know 27 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:17,160 Speaker 1: who it is. Hikki, did you get scammed or were 28 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:17,800 Speaker 1: either scammering? 29 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:18,760 Speaker 4: You know? 30 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:20,760 Speaker 1: I have ambitious to be a scammer one day. It 31 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:23,640 Speaker 1: looks fun. Yeah, it looks fun when this is all 32 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:28,600 Speaker 1: over them. Well, you'll have plenty of practice for scamming 33 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:33,000 Speaker 1: to in some ways. I feel like we scam each 34 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:35,200 Speaker 1: other all day to get each other to laugh. I 35 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:37,520 Speaker 1: think that's what it is. The entertainer of Fort You 36 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:39,640 Speaker 1: is coming up. Kaitlin has that trending stories blogs this 37 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:40,600 Speaker 1: hour and see what are you working on? 38 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:43,640 Speaker 5: K we have to talk about perhaps the biggest Oscar 39 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:47,560 Speaker 5: stub of all time maybe and also Taylor Swift what 40 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:50,320 Speaker 5: she got for Travis calc and his teammate. 41 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:53,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, that that first story is so so wild. So 42 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:55,280 Speaker 1: how did they even let that happen? Like you think 43 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:57,520 Speaker 1: they would just throw somebody in there, like just just 44 00:01:57,600 --> 00:01:59,760 Speaker 1: so this doesn't happen, just so they don't miss the 45 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:04,720 Speaker 1: whole right, right, So finally, today we're having our and 46 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:07,640 Speaker 1: this is probably a tomorrow conversation. We can continue it. 47 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:11,240 Speaker 1: But today we're having our holiday brunch that normally people 48 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:14,160 Speaker 1: would have like in November, we're having it today because 49 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:16,239 Speaker 1: the first available date that every single person in this 50 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:19,280 Speaker 1: room could get together somehow was three months after we 51 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:22,240 Speaker 1: should have had it. It's friends giving, Yeah, yeah, yeah. 52 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:25,640 Speaker 1: We're still very Easter now Eastern Christmas at the same time. 53 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:30,040 Speaker 1: So this is a secret Santa situation. And of course 54 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:32,800 Speaker 1: that's already been you know, distributed. Well, well, it was 55 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:34,800 Speaker 1: months ago we thought we were actually gonna do it. 56 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:40,320 Speaker 1: And I think that while my secret Santa recipient will 57 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:43,160 Speaker 1: be happy, and while I think it's a it's a 58 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:47,079 Speaker 1: very good gift, I think it's a controversial. I came 59 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:51,519 Speaker 1: with a controversial gift. Did you give me stripper heels? 60 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:55,520 Speaker 1: I feel like nobody really if I tell the whole 61 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:57,760 Speaker 1: story and I reveal who my person is, I don't 62 00:02:57,760 --> 00:03:00,400 Speaker 1: know that anybody like wouldn't make any difference. It's not 63 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:03,720 Speaker 1: like we're five anymore, Like would it matter anymore? Because 64 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:06,800 Speaker 1: what's happening is happening, and I just I kind of 65 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:08,240 Speaker 1: just want to get in front of it right now. 66 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:09,880 Speaker 1: I just want to get in front of it because 67 00:03:09,919 --> 00:03:11,280 Speaker 1: I just don't I don't want it to be weird. 68 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:24,480 Speaker 1: When when okay, so so tell us you know, I'm 69 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:27,480 Speaker 1: so I'm so not wanting to tell this story because 70 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:31,040 Speaker 1: I feel like I'm just gonna get clowned. But my 71 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:33,440 Speaker 1: secret Santa recipient is Kiki. 72 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:38,200 Speaker 4: Oh God, watching about me a waist, chrying to what God, 73 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:39,600 Speaker 4: what did you do? 74 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:45,960 Speaker 1: No? No, no, no, no, no no no. So if 75 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:53,200 Speaker 1: you remember, for Kaylin's birthday, oh yes, I got her 76 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:56,680 Speaker 1: some Jays, but they were when they arrived at my 77 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:59,920 Speaker 1: house before your birthday, it was brought to my tent 78 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:04,840 Speaker 1: that I had bought the men's size that should have 79 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:07,480 Speaker 1: been the women's size. So the J's that showed up, 80 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:09,480 Speaker 1: you're an eight women's in a six and a half 81 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:13,480 Speaker 1: men boys, and I bought very cool Jays in an 82 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:15,760 Speaker 1: eight instead of a six and a half. And then 83 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:19,800 Speaker 1: at the time Kiki goes, well, I'm an eight. Now. 84 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:21,640 Speaker 1: What you got to remember is I bought these from 85 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:24,559 Speaker 1: stock X, so I tried to return them. I actually 86 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:27,120 Speaker 1: tried to switch the order in the process to get 87 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,640 Speaker 1: k on the right size. Now, granted, by the time 88 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:31,880 Speaker 1: your birthday came around, I got you something else. And 89 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:33,680 Speaker 1: then it was only after the fact that I told 90 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:35,720 Speaker 1: you that I screwed up a shoe deal, and then 91 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:37,760 Speaker 1: it was going to be much a gift. I was 92 00:04:37,839 --> 00:04:40,120 Speaker 1: much more happy with now you told me before you 93 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:42,320 Speaker 1: gave it to me. Yeah, but I had a gift 94 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:44,080 Speaker 1: for you, though it wasn't like I showed up with 95 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:46,200 Speaker 1: the wrong shoes or nothing like. I got you something 96 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:50,560 Speaker 1: else of commensurate value. But my point is, so I 97 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:53,120 Speaker 1: had these shoes in my closet that are that I 98 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:55,880 Speaker 1: can't like. I'd either have to sell them myself on 99 00:04:55,920 --> 00:05:02,640 Speaker 1: stock X or or cool shoes and they're kicky size. 100 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:10,160 Speaker 1: So Kiki, congratulations, you're getting sifted. Well, but see I did. 101 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:13,560 Speaker 1: I can't regive something I never gifted. I also can't 102 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:16,200 Speaker 1: regive something that wasn't given to me. I bought them. 103 00:05:16,279 --> 00:05:19,679 Speaker 1: Oh my god. So but here's my dilemma. Yeah, here's 104 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:23,640 Speaker 1: my dilemma. They're like really good shoes. Okay, they were 105 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:26,039 Speaker 1: intended for someone else, but then when they didn't work out, 106 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:28,000 Speaker 1: then I got hurt the other person something else. But 107 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:30,839 Speaker 1: that doesn't negate the fact that they're still very cool shoes. 108 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:32,720 Speaker 4: But now every time I put my shoes on, I'm 109 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:34,279 Speaker 4: gonna feel like I'm wearing Kaitlin shoes. 110 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:36,159 Speaker 1: Well they're not her size, so they're not her shoes 111 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:39,520 Speaker 1: down my face. So but here are my choices. Here 112 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:42,760 Speaker 1: are my choices. I could either attempt to resell them 113 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:45,400 Speaker 1: again myself, probably lose money. Yes, I don't want to 114 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:47,520 Speaker 1: do that. I tried to return them to stock because 115 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:49,919 Speaker 1: they don't take returns. They wouldn't let me change it 116 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:52,279 Speaker 1: in the process either. So here they were in my closet. 117 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:54,560 Speaker 1: So I either donate them, which I could have done, 118 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:57,960 Speaker 1: or just give them to somebody who has that size shoe. Well, 119 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:02,040 Speaker 1: that person is Kiki. I got Kiki. It's Christmas. Here's 120 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:04,640 Speaker 1: a nice pair of Jason. A lot of people would want. Yeah, 121 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:11,600 Speaker 1: you have, we have you have connections. It's stores. It's 122 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:15,320 Speaker 1: really easy. You could just be like, go there, I 123 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:19,440 Speaker 1: got these. We know you could take them. He's not 124 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:21,559 Speaker 1: going to take shoes from another store that he didn't 125 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:24,440 Speaker 1: make money on initially and give me more shoes. They 126 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:27,760 Speaker 1: buy shoes there, all right, Yeah, but I would lose 127 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:30,120 Speaker 1: money though I wouldn't get what I paid for them retail. 128 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:31,800 Speaker 1: I would get less than that, So I would rather 129 00:06:31,839 --> 00:06:35,280 Speaker 1: than somebody else will, so I should take a loss 130 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:37,120 Speaker 1: as opposed to just giving them to someone who might 131 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:38,120 Speaker 1: appreciate them instead. 132 00:06:38,279 --> 00:06:41,280 Speaker 4: Yes, I will. I will love those shoes. Yes, I 133 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:43,560 Speaker 4: know you will, and you'll wear them absolutely. 134 00:06:43,839 --> 00:06:45,839 Speaker 1: But is it party foul or should I just have 135 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:48,440 Speaker 1: left them in the closet and nobody gets them that's 136 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:52,279 Speaker 1: useful either? Yeah? Right, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, And 137 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:54,960 Speaker 1: it's not as though you don't like sneakers. So I'm like, 138 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:57,320 Speaker 1: I got these really expensive nice speakers in the closet, 139 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:59,480 Speaker 1: sneakers in the closet that fits kiky, I'm giving them 140 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:02,320 Speaker 1: doing for Chris Miss, no problem, okay. But I also 141 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:04,080 Speaker 1: I wanted to get ahead of it because I didn't 142 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:06,360 Speaker 1: want you to open the box, and like everybody thinks 143 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:10,520 Speaker 1: that I thought that I didn't know it or Cale 144 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:12,320 Speaker 1: was going to look at it and go those were 145 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:15,720 Speaker 1: supposed to be mine. So those were my choices. My 146 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:20,400 Speaker 1: choices were, no, you're good. Yeah, yeah, but I did 147 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:23,000 Speaker 1: think about it, and I didn't want anyone to think 148 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:25,920 Speaker 1: like he really just didn't think about it and he 149 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:30,080 Speaker 1: just grabs something in his closet that with that might work. No, 150 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:35,120 Speaker 1: I didn't. I thought about it. Watch him either, Well, 151 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:37,320 Speaker 1: guess what and you could take it back to Fronto 152 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:40,280 Speaker 1: and figure out what you can do. You call stog Actal, 153 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:42,840 Speaker 1: tell him what did I wind up getting you though? 154 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:47,600 Speaker 1: Something just incredibly amazing. As teaed for something good, she 155 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:51,960 Speaker 1: sounds so dejected. Well, I won't make them. Here's the thing. 156 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,880 Speaker 1: I won't make the mistake again. But I also, I 157 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:56,080 Speaker 1: can't like squeeze the shoes into munchkin size. I can't 158 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:58,360 Speaker 1: do it. I tried. I tried to, like look online 159 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:00,360 Speaker 1: to see if there's a way to shrink them. There's not. 160 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:03,080 Speaker 1: There's not a way to shrink them. But I can 161 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:06,760 Speaker 1: assure you, yes that Kaylin, for her next occasion is 162 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:09,119 Speaker 1: going to get a really nice pair of sneakers from yours. 163 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:12,200 Speaker 1: Truly okay, But in the meantime you're going to get 164 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:18,920 Speaker 1: in the meantime. Okay. So everyone and here is okay 165 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:22,600 Speaker 1: with what I did, except for kaylen Key, what would 166 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:25,000 Speaker 1: you like me to have done? No, I do whatever 167 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:29,080 Speaker 1: you want. You bought them. It wasn't like you didn't 168 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:31,280 Speaker 1: get a gift on your birthday. You did get a gift. 169 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:33,160 Speaker 1: I should I should have never told you that I 170 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:34,960 Speaker 1: had shoes that were the wrong size that were intended 171 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:38,760 Speaker 1: for you. You don't tell me what shoes they wear. They're 172 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:46,800 Speaker 1: like really good shoes. Oh really, congratulations, Merry Christmas. Trying 173 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:48,360 Speaker 1: to ruin the surprise. You don't know what shoes they 174 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:52,760 Speaker 1: are though they were especially for you, just for you. 175 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:56,240 Speaker 1: So what is the context behind this story that I 176 00:08:56,360 --> 00:09:00,280 Speaker 1: that I'm seeing about? Jason? You lying about some thing 177 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:02,640 Speaker 1: when you were a kid. Oh yeah, so you can 178 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:04,600 Speaker 1: have it, Like, but where how did this come up? 179 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:05,360 Speaker 1: I want you to explain. 180 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:07,920 Speaker 6: Yes, I was in grade school and I remember it 181 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:11,480 Speaker 6: was like fifth or sixth grade, and I really wanted glasses, 182 00:09:11,679 --> 00:09:14,880 Speaker 6: Like I like admired everyone that had glasses. I was like, 183 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:17,560 Speaker 6: so cool. You can like put them on when you 184 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:19,199 Speaker 6: want to take them off when you went. You could 185 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:22,520 Speaker 6: like have your own style like whatever. So then that year, 186 00:09:22,559 --> 00:09:25,240 Speaker 6: when we had to do like our annual like vision screening, 187 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:28,160 Speaker 6: I went in and like completely bo like I'm sure 188 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:31,240 Speaker 6: the doctor would probably like is this kid blind? Like 189 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:34,760 Speaker 6: literally I was just like b C F G seven nine, 190 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:37,679 Speaker 6: you know, exclamation point. So then they ended up writing 191 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:40,800 Speaker 6: me a prescription and I had glasses, so I was like, 192 00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:43,160 Speaker 6: oh great, Like I can wear glasses I can't see 193 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:45,520 Speaker 6: anything with the glasses, Like everything's blurred. I couldn't see 194 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:46,319 Speaker 6: the board like whatever. 195 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:48,760 Speaker 1: But I because you lied about what you could see, 196 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:52,040 Speaker 1: so they tried to fix it. You can't see. Yeah. 197 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:52,679 Speaker 4: It was like. 198 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:56,600 Speaker 1: Trying to change your life over here. 199 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:57,120 Speaker 3: Right. 200 00:09:57,400 --> 00:09:59,760 Speaker 6: So then I've wore I had the prescription for like 201 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:01,480 Speaker 6: a Then all of a sudden, you know, the next 202 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:03,720 Speaker 6: year comes around and I go and do my next 203 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:05,960 Speaker 6: screening and they're like, oh, well, he must have grew 204 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:09,280 Speaker 6: out of it, Like like I was a miracle child. 205 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:12,920 Speaker 6: I just really wanted glasses because they were so cool. Yeah, 206 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:13,720 Speaker 6: I was cured. 207 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:17,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, have you ever taken I took one of those tests. 208 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:18,319 Speaker 1: I have to take it every year for the for 209 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:20,920 Speaker 1: my pallet's license. And every year the guy's like, read 210 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:22,600 Speaker 1: the lowest line you can read, and by the way, 211 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:25,000 Speaker 1: that line gets higher and higher each year for whatever reason. 212 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:26,840 Speaker 1: But I still have good vision. But I'll read it 213 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:29,040 Speaker 1: and I'll be like, how can you see that? And 214 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:30,800 Speaker 1: he's like, oh, I can't. If you say it fast enough, 215 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:34,600 Speaker 1: I just believe It's like, oh, I'm like, do you 216 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:36,600 Speaker 1: have that memorize? He's like not really, but like if 217 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:38,320 Speaker 1: you if you hesitate. Then I know you can't see it. 218 00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:42,560 Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, okay, because I'm like you you can't 219 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:46,560 Speaker 1: see that. I guess some people hold like a little 220 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:48,160 Speaker 1: card that says what it is. But how did that 221 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:49,160 Speaker 1: come up? Oh? 222 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:51,800 Speaker 4: Because Kaylan, we were all sitting at the porch out 223 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:54,040 Speaker 4: here and we were talking and Kaylin and another one 224 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:57,160 Speaker 4: of our coworkers were saying how they wanted to have 225 00:10:57,280 --> 00:11:00,160 Speaker 4: injuries as children because they wanted to wear like the 226 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:03,800 Speaker 4: cool arm cast and like crush, which. 227 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:08,439 Speaker 1: I want to brace his glasses asthma a cast. I mean, 228 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:11,160 Speaker 1: because you got so much attention. But then I got 229 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:13,520 Speaker 1: most of those things, and I really wish I didn't. 230 00:11:13,679 --> 00:11:16,400 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, my friend Maddy did the same thing. She 231 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:18,839 Speaker 1: wanted these Winnie the Pooh glasses and she. 232 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:21,520 Speaker 3: Lied and like then couldn't see. 233 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:24,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, I would pretend I had a retainer, but then 234 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:28,400 Speaker 1: I want to crutch is so bad. It's just a thing. 235 00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:33,400 Speaker 1: Three five, you can text the same number. It is 236 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:35,679 Speaker 1: a thing. It's a I don't ever remember. I mean, 237 00:11:35,679 --> 00:11:37,320 Speaker 1: there's a lot of things that I remember, you know, 238 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:42,720 Speaker 1: wanting the other people had, like a girlfriend, and yeah, 239 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:45,440 Speaker 1: there's a lot of things like that. But I don't 240 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:48,480 Speaker 1: remember ever being like, man, that broken leg looks cool, 241 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:51,360 Speaker 1: Like that guy looks like he's really thriving right now. 242 00:11:51,559 --> 00:11:53,520 Speaker 1: I never remember thinking that, or the guy who, like 243 00:11:53,559 --> 00:11:55,079 Speaker 1: you know, broke his jaw and it was all so 244 00:11:55,320 --> 00:12:01,120 Speaker 1: shad like you're saying you wanted injuries, like yah. 245 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:05,559 Speaker 3: Yeah the color truly like no disrespect with this, because 246 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:08,600 Speaker 3: like I honestly wanted this really bad. There was a 247 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,760 Speaker 3: girl in my class. I know, I know, you know 248 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:13,520 Speaker 3: this one. She had like a lazy eye, but I 249 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:15,520 Speaker 3: thought it was so cool. 250 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:17,440 Speaker 4: I want. 251 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:28,360 Speaker 1: The words, you know, how did you try to obtain 252 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:33,719 Speaker 1: I'm not laughing, it's not funny. It's not funny. I'm 253 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:37,240 Speaker 1: just goofy like that. But I was like, that is 254 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:40,520 Speaker 1: so cool. What do you mean? She was looking both 255 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:45,959 Speaker 1: waiting the same time, and you like, talk to three people, bro, I. 256 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:54,679 Speaker 3: Just wanted you, I know, I know, my god, too 257 00:12:54,679 --> 00:12:55,240 Speaker 3: far bad? 258 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:58,439 Speaker 1: No one, I mean, if that's your truth, nobody will 259 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:03,160 Speaker 1: be surprised to before. Yeah you were you were able 260 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:07,000 Speaker 1: to share that with this young lady. I was cool. Yeah, hey, 261 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:09,760 Speaker 1: I think your lazy eyes pretty cool? How'd you get 262 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:14,080 Speaker 1: one of those? We were young? But I was like 263 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:16,840 Speaker 1: I was like you're really pretty, like that's your Yeah, 264 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:19,640 Speaker 1: she was very pretty full. Yeah, I'm sure psychologically there 265 00:13:19,679 --> 00:13:21,640 Speaker 1: was some desire for you to be different or something 266 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:25,000 Speaker 1: like a tension seeking There's there's something about it. There's 267 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,280 Speaker 1: no reason that anybody wants to have a broken arm 268 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:29,920 Speaker 1: except for the intention that you're going to garner for 269 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,040 Speaker 1: having said broken arm. 270 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:31,280 Speaker 2: Yeah. 271 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:32,800 Speaker 6: I also just didn't want to do gym class, and 272 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,880 Speaker 6: if I was on crutches and I didn't have to participate, 273 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:36,319 Speaker 6: So that was one of the reasons. 274 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,040 Speaker 1: I remember there were people who came up with every 275 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:40,640 Speaker 1: excuse for Jim class that was me. Yeah, excuse for 276 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:44,640 Speaker 1: Jim fainted for the run. Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's 277 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:48,559 Speaker 1: a big fall. Yeah, nobody wanted to go to the 278 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:50,199 Speaker 1: gym class because you had to have the at the 279 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:51,640 Speaker 1: least in my school, you had to have the uniform, 280 00:13:51,679 --> 00:13:55,360 Speaker 1: little gym uniform. You had to wear different clothes, and 281 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:57,120 Speaker 1: then if you didn't have the gym uniform, you got 282 00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:59,160 Speaker 1: like you either couldn't be in like a bad grade 283 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:00,880 Speaker 1: or something. So people would be like, oh my stomach 284 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:02,480 Speaker 1: herds and stuff because they didn't It. 285 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,720 Speaker 7: Wasn't cleanim But I did not like swimming, did they 286 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:05,439 Speaker 7: make you guys swim. 287 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:08,959 Speaker 1: Yeah, that was weird and that was a lot yeah. Right, 288 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:10,520 Speaker 1: a lot of people got out of that one. 289 00:14:10,679 --> 00:14:12,760 Speaker 8: Yeah, because it was just weird, Like the boys were 290 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:14,439 Speaker 8: looking at me in my swim suit and we were 291 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:15,880 Speaker 8: looking at them, and it was just. 292 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:18,280 Speaker 1: It was too weird. Yeah, we don't have a pool. Yeah, 293 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:27,040 Speaker 1: we didn't know. You're not so happy about that. Hated that? Hey, Natalie, Natalie, Hi, 294 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:29,920 Speaker 1: you wanted you wanted a cast? 295 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:33,920 Speaker 9: Yeah, I wanted an arm cast really bad because I 296 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,840 Speaker 9: wanted the nerve cast to get out of class early. 297 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:41,320 Speaker 1: Yeah. God, this is really a thing. People wanted an injury. Yeah, 298 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:46,800 Speaker 1: oh yeah, the cast was so cool, everybody different colors. 299 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:49,680 Speaker 1: Yet oh my god, someone just texted as a lazy 300 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:57,760 Speaker 1: eye owner. Thank you. I know that you were being sweet, 301 00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:01,320 Speaker 1: but oh my god, Betley, thank you so much. Have 302 00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:04,760 Speaker 1: a great day. It is. This is a real thing. 303 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:07,640 Speaker 1: I mean, I wanted crutches so badly then I wouldn't 304 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:10,760 Speaker 1: have to do gym. Yeah, I always wanted an arm cast. 305 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:13,280 Speaker 1: I also purposefully drank from the same cup as my 306 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:15,280 Speaker 1: big brother when he had chicken pox because I wanted 307 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:17,920 Speaker 1: chicken pox and I got it. Oh well, yeah, we 308 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,440 Speaker 1: used to have chicken pox parties. Everybody got it at 309 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:23,320 Speaker 1: the same time. Yeah, yeah, I can get that. Hey Nicole, 310 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:27,440 Speaker 1: Hey what's going on? This is wild? Okay, So what 311 00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:30,520 Speaker 1: did you You wanted this thing? Yeah? 312 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:33,240 Speaker 5: So I had a friend who had the one of 313 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:36,280 Speaker 5: those retainers that had like the clear part that went 314 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:37,920 Speaker 5: up in the top of your mouth and then the 315 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:40,840 Speaker 5: metal bar that went across your four front teeth. 316 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:42,960 Speaker 1: And I thought that was the coolest thing. Like she 317 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,320 Speaker 1: would take it out and like put it back. It 318 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:46,040 Speaker 1: was just amazing. 319 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:48,440 Speaker 7: And so I I went to the dollar store and 320 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:52,560 Speaker 7: I bought those small, tiny colored rubber bands and I 321 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:55,960 Speaker 7: would squeeze it over my top two teeth to make 322 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,040 Speaker 7: it look like I had one of those retainers. 323 00:15:58,080 --> 00:15:59,960 Speaker 1: Wow, and now your teeth that kirk. 324 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,000 Speaker 5: And then I got braces like two years later, and 325 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:04,720 Speaker 5: I'm like, wow this. 326 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:07,400 Speaker 1: I was gonna say, Nicole, that's what's true about like 327 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:10,000 Speaker 1: one hundred percent of this stuff. Everybody wants it until 328 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,920 Speaker 1: it actually happens to them, and then they're like why 329 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:14,320 Speaker 1: did I want? You know? I remember like as a kid, 330 00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:16,320 Speaker 1: I wanted mail. I wanted mail to show up with 331 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:17,960 Speaker 1: my house, like my mom would go out to the 332 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:20,120 Speaker 1: mailbox and there was all this mail, and I'm like, 333 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:21,680 Speaker 1: I want stuff. So she used to pretend some it 334 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:24,480 Speaker 1: was for me. She didn't even write letters and then 335 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:27,000 Speaker 1: mail them to herself so that I would get mail. 336 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:29,640 Speaker 1: Now we get mail. I hate it because it's a bill, 337 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,400 Speaker 1: and they tell me I got do something, Tell me 338 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:33,400 Speaker 1: I did something wrong, tell me I owe some I 339 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:34,840 Speaker 1: got to throw it away. I gotta read it all. 340 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:36,640 Speaker 1: I don't want any of it. I don't want any 341 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:40,000 Speaker 1: of it. It's a collection. Yeah, well I did, Nicole, 342 00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:40,480 Speaker 1: Thank you. 343 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:42,640 Speaker 5: I think the worst part about it was after I 344 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:44,640 Speaker 5: got my braces off, I was like, sweet, I'm going 345 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,560 Speaker 5: to actually get one of these retainers. 346 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,760 Speaker 7: No, I didn't clear the line. 347 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:53,000 Speaker 1: Oh see, not nearly as satisfying as it. No. No, 348 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:55,120 Speaker 1: and braces hurt, by the way. So here you are 349 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:56,840 Speaker 1: going like, oh, I want braces like everybody else, and 350 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:58,000 Speaker 1: then you get them and you're like, I know I 351 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:02,280 Speaker 1: don't want these things. Thank you, Nicole, great day. Thank you. 352 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:03,960 Speaker 1: I think it was true too. And I can only 353 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,640 Speaker 1: speak for men, But do you remember Rufio like there 354 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:08,560 Speaker 1: was maybe it was you. I don't think it was. 355 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:10,480 Speaker 1: I've seen your facial hair but there was the one 356 00:17:11,119 --> 00:17:14,000 Speaker 1: kid that like had a beard at eleven, oh yeah, 357 00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:15,480 Speaker 1: or like you know, there was the one kid that 358 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:18,600 Speaker 1: matured way before everybody else first, and he had under 359 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,760 Speaker 1: hair and he had you know, hair everywhere, and he 360 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,320 Speaker 1: had like a beard and he could grow he could 361 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:24,520 Speaker 1: grow like you know, sideburns and a mustache. And I 362 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:26,399 Speaker 1: remember all I wanted was like to be able to 363 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:29,000 Speaker 1: grow beard, and I would like eke out any little 364 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:30,480 Speaker 1: piece of facial hair that I like. I had a 365 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:32,399 Speaker 1: soul patch foot when I was like seventeen, because it 366 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:34,919 Speaker 1: was all that would grow, yes, and I wanted and 367 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:37,399 Speaker 1: it was like so bad, Like it was so bad. 368 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:40,120 Speaker 1: But now you have to shave all the time and 369 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,800 Speaker 1: like you know, manicured your bot. I'm like, forget it. 370 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,440 Speaker 1: I don't want it anymore. Someone said they wanted a lisp. 371 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:48,880 Speaker 1: So when I messed up words, I had an excuse. Okay, 372 00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:51,399 Speaker 1: oh my god, hold on, Brittany, your daughter had to 373 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:55,240 Speaker 1: have tried to have a fake. What happened? Oh my goodness. 374 00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:56,760 Speaker 1: I couldn't help but call you guys. 375 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:59,440 Speaker 9: My daughter's currently in physical therapy for me that she 376 00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:03,959 Speaker 9: really does and have an injury for she did a 377 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:08,280 Speaker 9: cartwheel down a fill in the backyard and hurt her elbow. 378 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:10,760 Speaker 8: And here I am freaking out, thinking she broke it. 379 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:13,680 Speaker 8: Nothing wrong with her. She goes to the emergency room. 380 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,320 Speaker 8: Nothing wrong, but it still hurts. Mom, it still hurts. 381 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,760 Speaker 8: So I take her in. They wrap this thing in 382 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:21,600 Speaker 8: a cast. This child has a cast for three weeks. 383 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,280 Speaker 8: Come to find out she had no broken bone. 384 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:26,520 Speaker 9: She's got everybody sign in this cast. 385 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:31,080 Speaker 8: A year before that, her father bought her crutches for 386 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:36,119 Speaker 8: her birthday as a joke from Goodwill. Because the child 387 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:39,240 Speaker 8: has a brace for every part of her body. She's 388 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:44,800 Speaker 8: got an armbrace, she's got a knee brace with respectologist. 389 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:47,560 Speaker 9: Oh my gosh, yes. 390 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:54,760 Speaker 1: Giant handsome bubbles. You need to bubble this lady. I 391 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:55,160 Speaker 1: don't know. 392 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,240 Speaker 8: Yes I do, Yes, I do for sure. 393 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:02,480 Speaker 1: Imagination Brittany, thank you so much today. 394 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:02,960 Speaker 3: Me. 395 00:19:03,119 --> 00:19:06,760 Speaker 1: Oh, here's the list, be guy, Hey Ryan? Right. 396 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:11,640 Speaker 8: I used to want to list because my friend had 397 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:13,920 Speaker 8: a list, so I would just talk that way even 398 00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:14,880 Speaker 8: though I didn't have one. 399 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:17,600 Speaker 1: And then you get up set with me. Oh so 400 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:20,600 Speaker 1: now you have one? Is that what I no? I don't. 401 00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:21,120 Speaker 8: I was fake? 402 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:27,800 Speaker 5: You got got? 403 00:19:29,119 --> 00:19:32,640 Speaker 1: That was good? What is going on? Is so good. 404 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:34,960 Speaker 1: Why Okay, I don't right, you don't have to explain it. 405 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:37,160 Speaker 1: Have a good day. I don't know. I don't understand. 406 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:39,560 Speaker 1: People want to list. They want a broken legs, they 407 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:45,359 Speaker 1: want a broken art. Thomas. I truly thought he was 408 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,440 Speaker 1: going to tell us that he talked himself into having 409 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:52,520 Speaker 1: a I can force it now, you know, Fred Shot, 410 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,840 Speaker 1: I like writing in our diaries except we said I'm aloud. 411 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:58,960 Speaker 1: We call them blog Jason Brown's got one go yes, 412 00:19:59,080 --> 00:19:59,960 Speaker 1: thank you, dear block. 413 00:20:00,359 --> 00:20:03,320 Speaker 6: So I need to learn there for many reasons, but 414 00:20:03,359 --> 00:20:07,040 Speaker 6: for this reason, specifically to channel my inner Kiky, because 415 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:12,160 Speaker 6: like going off of your review scandal yesterday, Mike, my boyfriend, 416 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:14,200 Speaker 6: Mike makes me do all the returning. 417 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:15,359 Speaker 1: He's a return king. 418 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:20,440 Speaker 6: Okay, so, but I never will return food in the restaurant, 419 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:21,280 Speaker 6: no matter what you give me. 420 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:22,960 Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat it. Right, my God. 421 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:26,840 Speaker 6: If I buy something and it doesn't fit, it just 422 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:29,240 Speaker 6: sits in my closet, or I find someone else that 423 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:30,360 Speaker 6: may want it, or. 424 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:34,040 Speaker 1: Say to someone I do the same thing right all 425 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:37,359 Speaker 1: those women shoes. I just hang on to him taste, 426 00:20:37,359 --> 00:20:40,760 Speaker 1: you know, anxiety, go over to the house. Don't worry 427 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:45,440 Speaker 1: about it. I was sponsored by Nikes a radio personality 428 00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:49,560 Speaker 1: we're talking about. You get a shirt, autographed headshot see 429 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:52,679 Speaker 1: with my work on it. You get the air threads 430 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:54,960 Speaker 1: on the way out, thanks for stopping by. 431 00:20:55,359 --> 00:20:57,520 Speaker 6: Yeah, and he is the return King's like yesterday I 432 00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,600 Speaker 6: had to make two different stops at two different places 433 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:02,640 Speaker 6: because he asked me to like return stuff because I've 434 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:04,200 Speaker 6: never met I told him with Jesha, I'm like, I've 435 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:06,479 Speaker 6: never met someone that buys as much stuff and then 436 00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:09,199 Speaker 6: returns it. Like, I don't get the logic. I returned 437 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,920 Speaker 6: two things es that were never opened. They were delivered 438 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,640 Speaker 6: and then never opened, and then I had a return 439 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:15,679 Speaker 6: lea he decided he didn't want it, like stuff for 440 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:17,919 Speaker 6: the yard or stuff for his garage or like whatever. 441 00:21:18,119 --> 00:21:19,960 Speaker 6: I feel like he just like, oh I could maybe 442 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,640 Speaker 6: use this, and then buys it and then figures out 443 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:23,040 Speaker 6: something else to do, so then he's like, oh I 444 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:25,840 Speaker 6: don't need it, like literally unopened boxes. And the guy 445 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:27,880 Speaker 6: that I dropped it off with he was like, well, 446 00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:29,520 Speaker 6: you know, is this the packaging. 447 00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:30,400 Speaker 1: I was like, this is how it came. 448 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:32,400 Speaker 6: It literally has not been touched, so how it came 449 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:35,240 Speaker 6: is how it's shipping back. But I maybe it's because 450 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:37,360 Speaker 6: I've worked in customer service. I worked as a bartender 451 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:40,680 Speaker 6: and a server. Like, it's so annoying to me when 452 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:43,840 Speaker 6: people return things. So it's like an internal struggle in me, 453 00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:46,040 Speaker 6: just because I know they don't want to do it 454 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:47,600 Speaker 6: like I was on the other end, I don't want 455 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,440 Speaker 6: to deal with returns or having to return your feel 456 00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:52,399 Speaker 6: like I was very much that person that's like really, like, really, 457 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:54,320 Speaker 6: this isn't cook the way you want it like that. 458 00:21:54,359 --> 00:21:55,440 Speaker 1: I was that type of person. 459 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:58,080 Speaker 6: So it's just really hard for me to do this, 460 00:21:58,440 --> 00:21:59,600 Speaker 6: and it's so easy for. 461 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:02,280 Speaker 1: Some I'm mixed on the returns at restaurants. I'm mixed 462 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,679 Speaker 1: on it. I don't do it either. But at the 463 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:07,399 Speaker 1: same time, if you're paying X amount of dollars for 464 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:09,160 Speaker 1: whatever it is and it didn't come out the way 465 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:10,280 Speaker 1: that you asked it to come out, I mean, you 466 00:22:10,359 --> 00:22:12,159 Speaker 1: are paying for that service you do, you should have 467 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:14,959 Speaker 1: a right to say, without any retribution, hey, I can 468 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,800 Speaker 1: I get it the way I asked for it. The 469 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:18,880 Speaker 1: problem is there's that sort of it. I'm sure it's 470 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,520 Speaker 1: generally a misnomer, but there's that that theory out there 471 00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:23,479 Speaker 1: that you send the food back. What happens to it, 472 00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:26,399 Speaker 1: and I know that doesn't happen everywhere, but yeah, I 473 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:29,520 Speaker 1: don't know. I'm mixed on. I also think it depends 474 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:31,840 Speaker 1: where you are and what you're eating. But nonetheless, I mean, 475 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,840 Speaker 1: how hard is it to say, like, hey, you missed 476 00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:35,639 Speaker 1: an ingredient here, or this wasn't cooked the way that 477 00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:39,240 Speaker 1: I wanted or whatever. But I'm with you, I'm afraid 478 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:41,560 Speaker 1: to do it because I don't know what's going to 479 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:43,160 Speaker 1: happen behind the scenes. I see. 480 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:45,560 Speaker 6: I'm very much like, Okay, if it came this way, 481 00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:48,440 Speaker 6: it was meant to be this universe, and the big 482 00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:50,720 Speaker 6: man upstairs wanted me to have my salad, so I'm 483 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:52,240 Speaker 6: gonna eat it the way it was sent to me. 484 00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:55,520 Speaker 6: Like it's so good, right, I love these onions. 485 00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:59,240 Speaker 1: This is an onion salad. It's fun at about merchandise 486 00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:01,040 Speaker 1: returns because I mean, I know a lot of people, 487 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:04,000 Speaker 1: but truly, they just let them stack up for whatever reason. 488 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,280 Speaker 1: I don't know if it's because they think it like 489 00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:07,280 Speaker 1: they don't want to take the time to drive it 490 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,240 Speaker 1: back over to the ups store wherever it is you 491 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:11,280 Speaker 1: do Amazon returns or whatever. But I know people, for 492 00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:13,480 Speaker 1: whatever reason, I'll get around to that and then it's 493 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,639 Speaker 1: like they'll tell you like I got ten things in 494 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,160 Speaker 1: the closet that I need to return. I just haven't 495 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:17,479 Speaker 1: done it. 496 00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:21,120 Speaker 6: Yeah, it's it's wild and I don't understand the returning 497 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:24,120 Speaker 6: and not opening, and like then he'll lose receipts. 498 00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:25,199 Speaker 1: So then you have to go. 499 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:26,760 Speaker 6: I go in with a bag full of stuff and 500 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:28,000 Speaker 6: they're like, can you see your idea? 501 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,639 Speaker 1: I was like, what is it? Tracking of me? 502 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:29,800 Speaker 9: Like? 503 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,080 Speaker 6: Am I gonna might break you the law? 504 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,359 Speaker 1: Are they going to be too many returns? You know 505 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:36,639 Speaker 1: why he keeps doing this? Why because you keep taking 506 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:39,320 Speaker 1: care of Yeah, I was gonna say, of course he's 507 00:23:39,359 --> 00:23:44,560 Speaker 1: a return guy, because he's got a return guy. Exactly. 508 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,080 Speaker 1: I am, according to Monoris. 509 00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:50,560 Speaker 6: At Home Depot exactly protest THEO be coming there like 510 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,399 Speaker 6: this guy a guy he probably doesn't ever receive. 511 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:55,159 Speaker 1: He does stuff with labels, the one skimming home Depot. 512 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,560 Speaker 1: You know, probably like, yep, I need you to return 513 00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,600 Speaker 1: this stuff because I'm not allowed to do this and 514 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:03,119 Speaker 1: I'm no matter what it is, take it back to 515 00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:06,880 Speaker 1: home Depot. I had a buddy who works at home Depo. 516 00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:08,959 Speaker 1: I've told the story before, and somebody brought him back 517 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,760 Speaker 1: a Low's branded item and was like, I bought this 518 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:15,000 Speaker 1: here and he's like, well but it says Lows And 519 00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:16,399 Speaker 1: he's like, no, but I bought it here. And I 520 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,959 Speaker 1: guess their philosophy is just take it back and then 521 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,160 Speaker 1: you're there on the like you're standing in the story. 522 00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:23,560 Speaker 1: You might buy something else so you'll remember that we 523 00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:26,040 Speaker 1: have this amazing return policy. So the guy's like, no, 524 00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:29,680 Speaker 1: I definitely bought it right here. And the guy's like, okay, 525 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:34,600 Speaker 1: he swamped it out for something else, because yeah, so 526 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:37,679 Speaker 1: for some reason, it's like jacket shirts, underwear. It's all 527 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:40,520 Speaker 1: going back to home depot, and Jase isn't one to 528 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:43,919 Speaker 1: do it. Yeah, yeah, returns. Yeah, yeah, I think you 529 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:50,000 Speaker 1: need to start saying no, oh, okay, never mind. You're right. 530 00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:54,160 Speaker 1: You know we're right, take the suf back, Jason are doing. See. 531 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:56,240 Speaker 1: I wasn't making this up. Johnny Z is the name 532 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:58,080 Speaker 1: of the artist. You've heard this song before? Hold on 533 00:24:58,119 --> 00:25:00,360 Speaker 1: a second, why am I not here? It is? Yeah, 534 00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:04,920 Speaker 1: you've heard the song before and it's been sampled black 535 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:05,320 Speaker 1: Eyed Peas. 536 00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:07,280 Speaker 8: Yeah. 537 00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:14,480 Speaker 1: I think this is the one. Hold on, at least 538 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:15,879 Speaker 1: that's for it. I don't want to hear all this. 539 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:29,640 Speaker 1: I know they put yeah you need to stimulates. You've 540 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:42,480 Speaker 1: never heard this almost, I come up's name, you never 541 00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:45,200 Speaker 1: heard this? You've never heard this? 542 00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:45,560 Speaker 2: No? 543 00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:50,320 Speaker 1: I think this is considered some form of freestyle. Maybe. Yeah, 544 00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:54,240 Speaker 1: I don't know that's freestyle old school. I think it's 545 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:59,359 Speaker 1: like Arizona free, like West Coast freestyle. I think you 546 00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:01,840 Speaker 1: put it with you the guys man, Johnny Z. I'm 547 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:03,720 Speaker 1: sorry I missed that. I grew up with that song, 548 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:06,879 Speaker 1: yeah I did, but we played that on one of 549 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:10,080 Speaker 1: three point nine, the new one of three point nine, 550 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:13,399 Speaker 1: Arizona's Party Station. I was sixteen years old. Yeah, it 551 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:16,120 Speaker 1: only picks the button sometimes, And that was called child 552 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:19,320 Speaker 1: labor actually, and it was illegal. And Z is considered 553 00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:23,160 Speaker 1: to be the pioneer of Latin hip hop. Who a pioneer, 554 00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:26,440 Speaker 1: You're a tycoon. He's a pioneer already, right, But when 555 00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:28,119 Speaker 1: you come up with lyrics like that, like, so, what 556 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:32,080 Speaker 1: was it again? Drop something about stimulation, manipulation? 557 00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:34,560 Speaker 8: I said hit it, and you said quit it, which 558 00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:39,359 Speaker 8: is giving a little shake your kulo. 559 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:43,119 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, your booty. Let me see what the 560 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:46,399 Speaker 1: lyrics say here, read them alone. Drop your toony. 561 00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:51,320 Speaker 3: Yeah no, no, saying, yeah, we're doing. 562 00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:56,840 Speaker 1: We had a hit called Mamasey Doc Johnny z is 563 00:26:56,840 --> 00:27:01,240 Speaker 1: a Diamond Girl era probably m find I mean, the 564 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,360 Speaker 1: lyrics are just epic, so I just figured, Okay, here 565 00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:07,640 Speaker 1: we go. Let a nephew. H yeah, no they related. Yeah, 566 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:11,680 Speaker 1: it's true. Hold on a second. I got dissed by 567 00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:16,560 Speaker 1: my girl. I said, Nomas nimasnimoto and went with my 568 00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,639 Speaker 1: homies for some fun South of the Border. I jumped 569 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:23,200 Speaker 1: into the ride, hit the light Cantina. I was drinking 570 00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:29,920 Speaker 1: up Servesa Emuchio margarita when I saw a fine looking fly. 571 00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:34,120 Speaker 1: I said, would you dance with me? You little fly? 572 00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:37,680 Speaker 1: Sennor Rete, because baby, I need that simulation. Girl don't 573 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:41,040 Speaker 1: care about my reputation. I say hit it, you say 574 00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:49,160 Speaker 1: quit it. Come on, girl, just put it. It's giving 575 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:52,479 Speaker 1: late eighties, early nineties like she literally said no, And 576 00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:56,520 Speaker 1: you're like, come on, lovers and friends to this guy 577 00:27:56,560 --> 00:28:00,560 Speaker 1: John he should be him lyrics like that. This man 578 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:04,600 Speaker 1: is the picassa. Now there's this girl on my block. 579 00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:09,160 Speaker 1: She was on my chalk around the clock. Everywhere I went, 580 00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:13,080 Speaker 1: the little girl was there. It was like the fatal attraction. 581 00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:17,040 Speaker 1: But I don't care she's too much for me to resist. 582 00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:19,440 Speaker 1: Had a nice little booty in a big old chest. 583 00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:22,040 Speaker 1: So I called her up, went to the house, walked in, 584 00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:30,760 Speaker 1: and we sat on the couch. It sounds like right 585 00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:35,919 Speaker 1: now got canceled. This man is can no wonder we 586 00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:42,880 Speaker 1: haven't heard from Bay. 587 00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:53,400 Speaker 10: Where were they listening from? 588 00:28:56,680 --> 00:29:00,040 Speaker 1: Somebody? They were listening to us on iHeart radio this 589 00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:01,280 Speaker 1: week from Montego Bay. 590 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:05,080 Speaker 6: It's the place where they torture the prisoners. 591 00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:07,000 Speaker 1: She goest listening to us from one. 592 00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:13,800 Speaker 3: I kept tweeting about, and Twitter kept removing the tweet. 593 00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:19,120 Speaker 1: Because maybe he needed some stimulations. Girl don't care about 594 00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:22,080 Speaker 1: my reputation. That's so hot. She said, bye, come on, baby, 595 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:23,760 Speaker 1: just give it a try. I can see you. I 596 00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:26,360 Speaker 1: can see you. Friend driving to that Mustang to listen 597 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:39,840 Speaker 1: to the Johnny Z drop top, Baby up to private Baby. No, 598 00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:44,720 Speaker 1: it's funny because it's funny cause it's true. 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