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Speaker 1: Who comes in here after us? I don't know, playing

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Speaker 2: It was not for another month though, right, I don't remember.

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Speaker 3: Speak wearing his bogie boys speed. Dude, you need some

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Speaker 1: And he looks he looks like a golfer. But if

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Speaker 2: That's a good Christmas birthday type.

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Speaker 1: No, that's too much.

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Speaker 3: You know who has it made in the shade his

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Speaker 1: That's not a bad list.

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Speaker 3: Every year, my mom, I mean, sis, I lay it

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Speaker 3: Well, you know what those are for. The ones you

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Speaker 2: But on whole eight at a MUNI you just turn

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Speaker 1: Yes, if you're frustrated, you hit one in the woods,

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Speaker 3: I don't have time to look for a ball for

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Speaker 3: I said it was because his chit got married, eloped

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he got pissed off, launched the chair and then

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Speaker 1: not know that, Arnold. Did you get hit? I am okay?

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Speaker 1: it's not funny because you're supposed to use it for

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Speaker 1: Were you drinking with Abby? Yes, I was protecting her. Okay.

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Speaker 1: So the chair did come near you? Yes, it's skipped Broadway.

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Speaker 1: I was asking him if I could take a breathalyzer. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's enough, that's enough. You weren't driving, were you? No? No? No,

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Speaker 1: I got an uber.

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Speaker 1: The bed ended. Uh, thank you, Arnold, thank you. Did

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Speaker 1: you ever give any your footage to TMZ? My phone

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Speaker 2: Well, then how did you get an uber?

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Speaker 1: It was Abby's phone?

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Speaker 1: Man. Did you see the chair lunch? No, didn't see

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Speaker 1: it. It was a bouncer carrying it back in as hard

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Speaker 3: How many times are the bros gonna use the joke

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Speaker 1: this is the chair Morgan walling through. Oh you want

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Speaker 3: Head six stories, dude would have killed somebody. I'm not

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Speaker 2: I would like to know that the rate if that

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Speaker 1: At Is it like a bullet? I don't know. It's bigger.

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Speaker 1: that guy Ortiz? Maybe I don't know. Yeah, yeah, he's good.

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Speaker 1: You had the first time he's been in the Masters

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Speaker 2: We haven't seen some of these guys in about five years.

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Speaker 1: Here's what's funny about Liz. We gotta start the show.

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Speaker 1: Start the show, Arnold, come over here, do it with me. Fuck,

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Speaker 1: I'm still all over from two days ago. Three We're

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Speaker 3: It's Sison. I'm from the North. I'm in Alpha Male.

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Speaker 3: I live on the north side of Nashville with Baser.

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Speaker 3: Totality, we're telling totality what in twenty twenty all people

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Speaker 3: We're in a bomb shelter the entire morning working for

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Speaker 1: So I'm like, all right, cool. So we get up

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Speaker 1: but you don't really need them. And I'm like okay,

429
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,680
Speaker 1: and I'm like all right. So we're watching the eclipse

430
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:47,480
Speaker 1: a little bit and we I te off. Boom, hit

431
00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:52,120
Speaker 1: it right side, missed the fairway, over the cart path.

432
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:55,720
Speaker 1: That's all right, Ernie, the one that shot eighty one,

433
00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:59,199
Speaker 1: hits it about a mile right into the trees, and

434
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:01,959
Speaker 1: I'm like, does sound like an eighty one? No? And

435
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:06,480
Speaker 1: then Bert hits it, hits a tree, bounces back in

436
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:08,160
Speaker 1: the fairway, but he's kind of far back there.

437
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:09,879
Speaker 2: But he's one of the guys that thinks it's an

438
00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:10,400
Speaker 2: awesome shot.

439
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:12,399
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it wasn't. You got lucky he'd hit it. No,

440
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:14,359
Speaker 1: he didn't say anything about me. Also, he's like, oh,

441
00:21:14,359 --> 00:21:16,960
Speaker 1: that wasn't good. You know, he starts talking about his

442
00:21:17,119 --> 00:21:18,399
Speaker 1: you know, he shot seventy six.

443
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:21,000
Speaker 2: Well, you guys obviously aren't playing in the Masters this week.

444
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:25,639
Speaker 1: Let me continue on our way. And we're in the

445
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:28,160
Speaker 1: middle of the first fairway and I look and I say, oh, damn,

446
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:31,480
Speaker 1: two three, this is it. I put the goggles on.

447
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:33,840
Speaker 1: I look up and I'm just standing in that number

448
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:37,560
Speaker 1: one fairway watching ninety percent totality ball hit you in

449
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:41,600
Speaker 1: the head. And those guys are looking up without the goggles. Wow,

450
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:44,479
Speaker 1: And I'm just like, you guys are nuts and finished

451
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:46,960
Speaker 1: the first hole in a second hole, freaking. Ernie's like, damn,

452
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:49,480
Speaker 1: that kind of hurt my eyes, and he's kind of

453
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:52,480
Speaker 1: rubbing them, you know. He's like, but I think I

454
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:56,000
Speaker 1: should be good, you know. Well, needless to say, Ernie,

455
00:21:56,080 --> 00:22:00,600
Speaker 1: who shot in eighty one, hits another terrible shot and

456
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:03,200
Speaker 1: he's starting to get pissed. Wreck Itt Ralph is getting pissed,

457
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:06,520
Speaker 1: you know, so they're both doing or Ernie is wrecket Ralph. Yeah, Ernie,

458
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:08,040
Speaker 1: I should have just called him it round. So you're

459
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:11,200
Speaker 1: giving him two character names and two different character descriptions.

460
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:14,600
Speaker 1: We're just gonna go wreck it Ralph wrecket. Ralph is

461
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:19,359
Speaker 1: kind of angry, and he's just like, man, I just

462
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:21,520
Speaker 1: the blister's on my hand from the first eighteen. The

463
00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:24,399
Speaker 1: blister's on my hand from the first eighteen. Oh so

464
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:27,639
Speaker 1: pissed off, you know. And I'm like, okay, whatever, you know.

465
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:31,000
Speaker 1: And then Bert is trying to be all nice, like, yeah, man,

466
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,879
Speaker 1: we're just we're just tired. Man. Maybe we shouldn't have

467
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:35,359
Speaker 1: played another eighteen. Maybe we should have stopped after the

468
00:22:35,359 --> 00:22:39,320
Speaker 1: first eighteen. Yeah, I'm like whatever, guys, whatever, and we pro.

469
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:41,120
Speaker 3: Just don't even play more than eighteen in a day,

470
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,240
Speaker 3: and we seventy two in a weekend.

471
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,760
Speaker 1: Ray, unless you're live, you play fifty four.

472
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:49,359
Speaker 2: Four times eighteen forty and seventy two.

473
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:51,200
Speaker 1: Unless you're on Live, fifty four.

474
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:55,000
Speaker 3: Lifts coming to Nashville, I know in June, uh me

475
00:22:55,760 --> 00:23:03,639
Speaker 3: justin Angelina Baser got tickets kinda sixty anyway, So record

476
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:07,120
Speaker 3: Ralph is getting pissed right, and he's hitting bad shot

477
00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:08,960
Speaker 3: after bad shot at the bad shot.

478
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,960
Speaker 2: And totality's over it and still getting brighter out.

479
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's now the sun is back out like it's

480
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:16,359
Speaker 1: a beautiful day. We're on the fourth hole and he

481
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:21,880
Speaker 1: hits it way right basically over into the number three fairway,

482
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:25,200
Speaker 1: No exactly where you got it came. And I'm like,

483
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:27,560
Speaker 1: and there's the four Broskis that are up on the

484
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:30,000
Speaker 1: green and they are taking a little while. They're not

485
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:32,639
Speaker 1: moving very fast, they're taking their time, and they had

486
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:35,280
Speaker 1: parked their cart right next to the green. They obviously

487
00:23:35,359 --> 00:23:38,640
Speaker 1: don't know the rules whatever. This is where it gets

488
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:41,480
Speaker 1: really awkward. Trump does that, you see him? Yeah, they'll

489
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:43,160
Speaker 1: pull right on the green. Well, I think he owns

490
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:44,560
Speaker 1: the course. He can do whatever the hell he wants,

491
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:48,320
Speaker 1: all right, And they're getting back into their cart, remember

492
00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:54,080
Speaker 1: that November Okay, and Wreckett Ralph hits it into him.

493
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:58,160
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh no, no, we've got somebody getting hit

494
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:01,800
Speaker 1: into And I'm like, what the is he doing? Like,

495
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:04,640
Speaker 1: what are you doing, record, Ralph?

496
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:06,879
Speaker 2: Oh, there's a no no on the court.

497
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,359
Speaker 1: No, no, you do not hit the ball into people

498
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:11,840
Speaker 1: like they're getting in their golf cart to drive off

499
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:15,280
Speaker 1: to go to the next hole. Just wait fifteen seconds

500
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:18,560
Speaker 1: and let them drive off. And they kind of look back,

501
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:24,000
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh boy, I'm looking another direction, like amen, amen,

502
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:27,840
Speaker 1: eighty one over here? Hey, and Bert looks at me

503
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:29,240
Speaker 1: and it was like, what was that. I was like,

504
00:24:29,359 --> 00:24:29,800
Speaker 1: I don't know.

505
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:31,800
Speaker 2: It's his boy, He's gonna claim him.

506
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:35,520
Speaker 1: Then Burt looks and goes wreck, it was that, dude, man,

507
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:37,800
Speaker 1: what the you trying to get us in a fight?

508
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:40,119
Speaker 1: Like that? Fight all over the internet right now, and

509
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:43,639
Speaker 1: record Ralph goes, dude, what I mean? I hit it

510
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:46,119
Speaker 1: past them? I hit it past them. They were sitting

511
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:48,160
Speaker 1: in their cart. And he goes, yeah, they were sitting

512
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:49,959
Speaker 1: in their cart. Why the hell would you hit into him?

513
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:53,080
Speaker 1: So he's calling his boy out, yeah, and records like

514
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:56,679
Speaker 1: they weren't moving fast enough. I was. I didn't get

515
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:59,399
Speaker 1: it close to them, though. You guys are overreacting. Oh so,

516
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:02,639
Speaker 1: but you were joining in too. I no, no, he said,

517
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:04,320
Speaker 1: because I went up to the people because they pulled

518
00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:05,639
Speaker 1: up to the T box and I drove past and

519
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:06,960
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, sorry about that. I don't know

520
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:10,200
Speaker 1: why you hit anto You guys. Clearing your name sounds like, yeah,

521
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,640
Speaker 1: well I wasn't trying to fight for this guy, right,

522
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:16,280
Speaker 1: I don't know. Recket and records like, if they would

523
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:18,320
Speaker 1: have moved faster, it wouldn't have been a problem. They

524
00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:20,240
Speaker 1: were right here and I hit it right here and

525
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:22,400
Speaker 1: it was like five yards. He's like, it wasn't even

526
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:24,719
Speaker 1: close to them. You just don't do that, racket, And

527
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, wreck it. And so we're on the green

528
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:29,960
Speaker 1: now and him and his boy Burton Reckitt are starting

529
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:30,520
Speaker 1: to argue.

530
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:33,560
Speaker 3: Oh so they're starting after eighteen now you're on about

531
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:34,160
Speaker 3: twenty two.

532
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:37,840
Speaker 1: They are three hole. Yeah. He's like, dude, you just can't.

533
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,720
Speaker 1: He goes, I don't know why you're on their side.

534
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:42,159
Speaker 1: He goes, well, it was stupid for you to do that.

535
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:45,119
Speaker 1: And he goes like I said, if they were moving faster,

536
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:47,800
Speaker 1: they wouldn't we wouldn't have a problem. So he's just mad.

537
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:50,280
Speaker 1: He's in a he's not playing well, so he's gonna

538
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,600
Speaker 1: take it out on the four Broski's in front of us.

539
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:55,520
Speaker 1: So they're arguing on the green and I'm like, can

540
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:59,760
Speaker 1: I putt for Birdie? Is that okay? I'm thinking that?

541
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 1: And Bert are gonna fight right low key birdie flex.

542
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 1: So then no, I didn't get a birdie though. I

543
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:07,639
Speaker 1: think I three putted or four putted one of the two.

544
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 2: I assumed.

545
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:10,880
Speaker 1: And uh so then we go to the next tea

546
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:16,160
Speaker 1: box and they said, hey, man, so what do you do?

547
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:19,000
Speaker 2: Ah, the age old question.

548
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,520
Speaker 1: Man, you can't avoid it. And I'm like, oh, I'm

549
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:24,560
Speaker 1: in entertainment, and they drop it. And then I'm like

550
00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:26,400
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what do you do?

551
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,240
Speaker 2: You sound like a porn star.

552
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:30,239
Speaker 1: Well that's what I was trying to go for. And

553
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:35,120
Speaker 1: Bert says. Burt says, oh, man, I entertained me. Then, bitch,

554
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:39,840
Speaker 1: I own my own creative agency. I don't know what

555
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:42,040
Speaker 1: that means. I don't ask any follow up questions. Sounds

556
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:46,919
Speaker 1: successful and on im MUNI with me. Well they had

557
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,680
Speaker 1: already played. If I see somebody at the beauty I'm like, oh,

558
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:51,480
Speaker 1: so you're as equally as successful as me.

559
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:53,959
Speaker 2: So if they try to pitch whatever their job is,

560
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,639
Speaker 2: is how successful they are. I know how successful they

561
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 2: are because.

562
00:26:57,080 --> 00:27:01,800
Speaker 1: We're all at the safe courts. If it's a rider,

563
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 1: Oh so you've got a hit that's maybe made it

564
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,840
Speaker 1: top twenty, I know you don't have a number one,

565
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:10,159
Speaker 1: or you wouldn't be on this course. I yeah, okay,

566
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 1: I can see that. So, oh, you drive a car

567
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 1: that's breaking down a little bit, okay, yeah, yeah, that

568
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,760
Speaker 1: makes sense. I mean a guy's not rolling up in

569
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 1: a portie. Yeah, that's true. So then we rolled to

570
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:27,840
Speaker 1: number seven, number eight, it's par three and record's just

571
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:31,560
Speaker 1: in a bad mood of course, and then Bert hits

572
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 1: a bad shot. Are they drinking? No, they're walking. Could

573
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:38,359
Speaker 1: have got uglier of some booze. And why first on

574
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:42,560
Speaker 1: six me and Bert, me and Reckett hit the ball

575
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:44,119
Speaker 1: kind of near each other. We both hit trees and

576
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 1: it bounce into the fairway. Lucky shots. And there's been

577
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:52,760
Speaker 1: sirens going off the whole time, ambulances, fire trucks, police cars.

578
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 2: Might have been eclipse people freaking out.

579
00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:58,879
Speaker 1: And He's like, I mean, why are there so many sirens?

580
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,960
Speaker 1: I even had one shot. Well, there's not a siren

581
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:06,320
Speaker 1: in my backswit. He was like, can you explain to

582
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:08,640
Speaker 1: me why there's been a siren from the minute we've

583
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:12,280
Speaker 1: teed off. He goes, it's unbelievable. Yes, there was a gunshot.

584
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,679
Speaker 1: I said, dude, Well, there's a hospital right over here.

585
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:17,600
Speaker 1: And we're in the city, man, like we were in

586
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:21,439
Speaker 1: a city. Was it flatline? I don't know what it was.

587
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:24,320
Speaker 1: And he was like, ugh, I mean I have never

588
00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:27,000
Speaker 1: played a course where there are so many sirens. And

589
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,879
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god. So that's the reason that

590
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 1: you're not doing well whatever. So then we get to

591
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,920
Speaker 1: seven and Bert hits a bad shot.

592
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,879
Speaker 3: And for those of you that aren't golfers, it's sounds

593
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:39,680
Speaker 3: that are right there next to you. Distant sounds don't

594
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:40,600
Speaker 3: bother you as a golf.

595
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:42,520
Speaker 1: Ye Like, if you're in your backswitt and someone goes hey,

596
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:44,760
Speaker 1: then you're probably gonna screw up. Would have more of

597
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:47,880
Speaker 1: an effect than a distant ambulance. It's just making excuses.

598
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:52,400
Speaker 1: So then Burt hits a bad shot on the part three.

599
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:57,280
Speaker 1: He takes his club. Well there it goes seventy five yards.

600
00:28:57,280 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 1: Oh run, he batflip. He flung that sucker seventy five yards.

601
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 1: What are you? What are you?

602
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:09,360
Speaker 2: Fernando Tattoos and I'm flip.

603
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 1: Okay, Jose Bautista, what are you doing? He's like, I

604
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:18,160
Speaker 1: can't believe it, and he starts to walk. He's like,

605
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna leave it. I'm just gonna leave it.

606
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:23,760
Speaker 1: And I'm like, you go grab it. Uh, And then

607
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,719
Speaker 1: he goes, no, No, I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it.

608
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,959
Speaker 1: And then he goes, that's five dollars. I get five

609
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 1: dollars my first club throw of the day. So I

610
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 1: guess him and wreck At Ralph have a thing. If

611
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:33,880
Speaker 1: he throws a club, he goes five dollars. I don't know,

612
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:37,280
Speaker 1: don't know their dynamic anyway, and later on they hook up.

613
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 1: So then we get on the eighteenth or the ninth,

614
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 1: I guess, and I hit it in the fairway.

615
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:44,800
Speaker 2: Oh, I was gonna say, we just jarred eighteen hole.

616
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 1: I hit it in the fairway. They hit it in

617
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 1: the fairway, and we're going up to the balls and

618
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:51,880
Speaker 1: he goes, so like, what entertainment do you do there?

619
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:54,800
Speaker 2: We go and I said, he's giving up on his

620
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 2: golf game.

621
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:57,720
Speaker 1: I said, and this is Burt And I said, oh,

622
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 1: I'm work in radio. And he goes, work with bones.

623
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:05,560
Speaker 1: Damn it, why would you go to radio. You're an idiot.

624
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:08,480
Speaker 1: You asked for it. We're literally the only show in town.

625
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,720
Speaker 1: Obviously he knew the whole time. Oh, and he was

626
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:13,840
Speaker 1: just waiting and he didn't know when to drop it.

627
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 1: He didn't know when to d because I didn't say

628
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:19,720
Speaker 1: I worked. You know Big ninety eight Bobby Bone show.

629
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 1: You talking about a dog bowed dogs play with Bones?

630
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 1: I never heard of her. I just said, oh, radio,

631
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,680
Speaker 1: And he goes you work with Bones. I was like, yeah,

632
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:35,000
Speaker 1: he goes your lunchbox. I'm like, yeah, yeah, that's me. Man.

633
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:38,280
Speaker 1: He started off with it, and he tells his buddy, Dude,

634
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:41,200
Speaker 1: this guy's the funniest damn dude on the radio. Dude,

635
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:43,920
Speaker 1: I mean, because his buddy lived in an Ashville. That's where

636
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 1: rerecord Ralph lived. So we finish up the nine and

637
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 1: they're like, all right, man, we're done. That's all we're

638
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:52,000
Speaker 1: gonna play. But can we get a pick? I'm like, yeah, yeah,

639
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:54,800
Speaker 1: let's get a pick. Take a pic. Cool. They gone

640
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:57,720
Speaker 1: got rid of those awkwards. So I'm ready to make

641
00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 1: the turn. So the guy told me to come back in.

642
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:01,480
Speaker 1: He would tell me what course to go to for

643
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 1: the for the nine? Am I gonna go? Which which

644
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 1: of the two other two? And I go in. I'm like,

645
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 1: hey man, I'm just making the turn, and just which

646
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 1: which course am I supposed to go to? And he goes,

647
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 1: glad you survived through your clips. He goes, wait, wait

648
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 1: wait did you were you a walk up. I'm like, yeah,

649
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,880
Speaker 1: I didn't have a tea time. He goes, can't let

650
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 1: you take the cart. That's their new rule. I saw

651
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 1: it on the door the other day. I said, what

652
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 1: what do you mean? He goes, you're past the cutoff

653
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:32,959
Speaker 1: time to take a cart, even though you paid for it.

654
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, I already teed off with the cart.

655
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:38,840
Speaker 1: I'm not past. I'm not starting a new round. Correct.

656
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,080
Speaker 2: You were engaged before two oh three?

657
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, round engaged at the timeline exactly. So I'm like,

658
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:49,920
Speaker 1: but I've already been using the cart and he goes, yeah,

659
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:52,560
Speaker 1: are cut off now though you gotta you gotta turn

660
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:54,400
Speaker 1: the cart in. You can walk the back nine Am

661
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 1: I under arrest as well? And I said why. He goes,

662
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:00,960
Speaker 1: that's the rule. And I said, I'm looking at number

663
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:04,880
Speaker 1: one right now, and there's someone with a cart got

664
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 1: him And he goes, facts, Yeah, they have a tea time.

665
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 2: You said, facts don't get in the way. That's a

666
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 2: good story.

667
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:13,080
Speaker 1: He goes, that's they have a tea time. I said,

668
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,520
Speaker 1: so there are thirty seconds ahead of me, and you're

669
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 1: letting them use it. He goes, walk ups aren't guarantitled

670
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 1: to a cart on the back nine. Well, they're playing

671
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:25,680
Speaker 1: the front nine. I said, what if I just play

672
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:28,600
Speaker 1: with them, we'll get back at the same time. I said,

673
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:32,080
Speaker 1: I don't really understand the rule, and he goes, sir,

674
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:35,120
Speaker 1: you don't have a tea time, so therefore you cannot

675
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 1: use the cart on the back nine. You're done with that, MUNI,

676
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:42,240
Speaker 1: You're done. I said, what if they let me play

677
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 1: through and then I'm ahead of them, and because you're

678
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 1: you're worried, I'm gonna get back after them because of

679
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:53,320
Speaker 1: my cart. And he said, sir, I can't let you

680
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,480
Speaker 1: leave this like the clubhouse with a cart.

681
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,600
Speaker 2: Oh here comes to the marshall to back him up.

682
00:32:57,960 --> 00:32:59,959
Speaker 1: I said, so what if I go to that other course,

683
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 1: the north when and I and I play in an

684
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 1: hour and a half Because there was no one on

685
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:08,640
Speaker 1: the north course, He goes, sir, you cannot play that

686
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 1: course because people off number nine on the south are

687
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 1: making the turn and they're going there. Understand then? And

688
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:16,480
Speaker 1: I look out and I said, well, there's no one

689
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 1: on number nine right now. And there was no one

690
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 1: on the tea box. So that means I have a

691
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 1: two hole head start. I could drive there, fact play it,

692
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 1: and I'm a single so I'll be done in an

693
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 1: hour and i'll be done. Facts, sir, you're a walk up.

694
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:32,240
Speaker 1: You're not allowed to play in the north Course today.

695
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 1: Walk up with this bird, I said, So that's it.

696
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:41,000
Speaker 1: He goes yeah. I said, Okay, I'm out. I left. Wait,

697
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:43,400
Speaker 1: but what about your money? Well, I got my money back.

698
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 1: I got my money back.

699
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 2: I was like, you didn't make a point if he

700
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:46,680
Speaker 2: kept your back.

701
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 1: The common sense is so dead. I'm out keep my money. Okay,

702
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 1: we get the last laugh. I have a good one, buddy,

703
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,160
Speaker 1: But I said, I said, but I don't really understand.

704
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:58,600
Speaker 1: Like they have a cart and they're teaming off at

705
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:00,160
Speaker 1: the same time. I am, but I can't I have

706
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 1: a cart because I don't have a tea time.

707
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 2: Their reasoning is they want to keep the carts for

708
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,200
Speaker 2: people that have tea times.

709
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 1: But I already had a cart. They they so they

710
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:11,880
Speaker 1: were gonna people that are walk ups or lower class

711
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:14,600
Speaker 1: to them, people that make tea times or middle class,

712
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:18,799
Speaker 1: and they service the middle class. Unbelievable, Yeah, it is unbelievable.

713
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:20,239
Speaker 1: To take a break. Yeah, we're gonna take a break.

714
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:24,120
Speaker 1: But hey, common sense is dead man. I mean the

715
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:26,359
Speaker 1: frustration up. If you could have heard my to I

716
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:29,680
Speaker 1: was just like, so, because they have a tea time,

717
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:31,520
Speaker 1: they get a cart, but I have a cart right now,

718
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:33,600
Speaker 1: but I have to turn it in because I don't

719
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 1: have a tea time. But you let me have the

720
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 1: cart earlier. Listen, those guys working in the clubhouse clubbies

721
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:41,919
Speaker 1: divorceas they got child support. God, they think they're so cool.

722
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:44,319
Speaker 1: But I mean it was a aight. So I did

723
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:48,000
Speaker 1: a ray. I played nine to hold golf. We'll take

724
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:50,640
Speaker 1: a break and we'll talk national championship. We'll be right back.

725
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 1: What happened, Holy crap, dude, Well we predicted it. But

726
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:02,120
Speaker 1: what happened Yukon is so good. They were so freaking good.

727
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 2: He could have got at the beginning of the year

728
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:06,319
Speaker 2: about plus nine hundred. I got it.

729
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:08,319
Speaker 3: I caught it at plus five hundred. But now the

730
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:11,480
Speaker 3: abs and sons are gonna screw me. But lately it's

731
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 3: been minus. I mean even money.

732
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:19,920
Speaker 1: They they Here's the thing. Zach Edy looks fine. He

733
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:22,440
Speaker 1: looks terrible when he has to actually play against I

734
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:26,400
Speaker 1: mean he scored some points, but he played someone against

735
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:30,240
Speaker 1: his size and he couldn't really do much. Clingan did great.

736
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:32,279
Speaker 1: And then when Kleingan went to the bench, their big

737
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:33,759
Speaker 1: guy because they had like a seven foot or two,

738
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:36,000
Speaker 1: they brought this other guy in. But he was skinny

739
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:39,759
Speaker 1: and he can move, and Eatie couldn't keep up with him,

740
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 1: couldn't find him. And what they did, they were so smart.

741
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:45,279
Speaker 1: They didn't double tm Eady. That's all you said to do.

742
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,960
Speaker 1: So the Purdue guys were not open for three point shots.

743
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:54,240
Speaker 1: So it was Edie Edie Eatie shooting, shooting, shooting. That's fine.

744
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:58,880
Speaker 1: And Yukon. Every every player on Yukon is a baller.

745
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:03,879
Speaker 1: Player on Yukon has got mad skills. They don't have

746
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:08,240
Speaker 1: anybody that trips over their dick. They looked awesome.

747
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:11,719
Speaker 2: My buddy, place to bet? Would you care to hear it?

748
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 1: I would love to hear it. Was it. Yukon is

749
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:19,840
Speaker 1: awesome because they were and Hurley is right. Connecticut runs

750
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:24,880
Speaker 1: college basketball. They are the New England Patriots of college basketball.

751
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 1: They have won six national titles since ninety nine. That's amazing.

752
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 2: Uh, he put down Danny. Have you ever met Danny

753
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:34,880
Speaker 2: from Fort Lauderdale.

754
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 1: No, I haven't met that guy.

755
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:42,040
Speaker 3: He bet eighteen hundred dollars to win fifty nine hundred dollars.

756
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:45,080
Speaker 3: Tell me Yukon minus six and a half.

757
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:46,320
Speaker 1: That covered.

758
00:36:47,719 --> 00:36:49,520
Speaker 2: Over one forty four and a half.

759
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:52,920
Speaker 1: No idea was even closed. It didn't make it over. No,

760
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:54,040
Speaker 1: I missed by ten.

761
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 2: I didn't bet it, but I always like to say

762
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:57,600
Speaker 2: what i'd do.

763
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,799
Speaker 3: But I didn't tell anybody this, so it really isn't

764
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:02,080
Speaker 3: make it if I really did say it. But I

765
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 3: did say, Yukon minus six and a half scenes about right,

766
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:07,720
Speaker 3: and it'll be an under because the obvious is so over.

767
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 1: I mean, Purdue's other guys only scored twenty three points.

768
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 1: Edie scored them all. Yeah, he put up forty. He

769
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 1: put up a lot like thirty point. But that's what

770
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:20,840
Speaker 1: they did, is they just said, okay, let Edie have

771
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 1: whatever he wants to do. And they even put some

772
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:25,479
Speaker 1: like six foot six guy on Edie at one point,

773
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:28,240
Speaker 1: who probably hasn't played all year. He's no, no, he plays,

774
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:29,759
Speaker 1: but he just he ain't guarded someone that big, and

775
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,360
Speaker 1: they would just like, all right, give it to Edie whatever.

776
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:34,479
Speaker 1: We're not scared. I mean Yukon't everybody on their team

777
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 1: can handle the ball. They run, I mean NonStop on

778
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 1: the offense. They are running, running, running running. Purdue got tired.

779
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 3: I think their coach said at some points during the summer,

780
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:47,400
Speaker 3: don't they just work on defense for a month. I

781
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:50,520
Speaker 3: maybe he said, they won't even touch a ball? What

782
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 3: and then they'll just shooting. Don't even promote defense, They'll

783
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 3: just shoot for a month. Weird coach, dude, but weird win.

784
00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:01,040
Speaker 3: He is such a lunar. He looks like a dumb

785
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 3: ass on the side. I mean, he looks so stupid

786
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 3: his reactions. He almost upstages his own players because he

787
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 3: celebrates the way he reacts on every call and yells

788
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:13,879
Speaker 3: at the road. There was one time Ray there there.

789
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 3: I don't even know if he's a point guard, shooting guard,

790
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:18,879
Speaker 3: whatever he was. He's standing there, drip on the ball

791
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:22,560
Speaker 3: by the sideline, just kind of running the clock. Hurley

792
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,840
Speaker 3: steps on the court and pushes him, like, go, dude,

793
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:25,800
Speaker 3: go run the play.

794
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:30,560
Speaker 1: That's awesome. He stepped onto the court and the revs

795
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 1: like tweet turnover, gave it the ball back to Purdue,

796
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:36,960
Speaker 1: and Hurley's like, what for? What for? What? What? Did

797
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:40,279
Speaker 1: I do. I'm like, bro, you can't coach or you

798
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:42,640
Speaker 1: can't just step on the court and push your own play, Like,

799
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:44,720
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Were they winning?

800
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:47,759
Speaker 2: Yes, he's trying to see what he can get away

801
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:48,319
Speaker 2: with it.

802
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,680
Speaker 1: Well, I mean he's bananas. He is a nut.

803
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:54,239
Speaker 2: Well, we did say teams don't repeat until this year,

804
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 2: until the repeated, the Yukon repeat, and the Las Vegas

805
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:01,560
Speaker 2: Aces repeated, and the Lost Vegas nice could repeat, and

806
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:04,640
Speaker 2: we could have four repeats in less than good month.

807
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 1: It was. It was not even it was a game

808
00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 1: for the first fourteen fifteen minutes.

809
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:11,920
Speaker 2: Where was it at Phoenix?

810
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:15,400
Speaker 1: Yeah? Was it at the football stadium? Yeah? Those are stupid.

811
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 1: It is dude, It is so dumb. Here, here's it.

812
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:21,200
Speaker 1: It's so dumb. And then people that pay to sit

813
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:23,759
Speaker 1: way the hell up there. You can't even see the

814
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 1: damn court.

815
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 3: Mentory said the seats were so bad he left Bob

816
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 3: Menry R on the show. He was there and they

817
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:32,279
Speaker 3: were so far back they were joking around binoculars. He

818
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 3: didn't even stay.

819
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:35,359
Speaker 1: I understand, you get you make a lot of money

820
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,799
Speaker 1: if you're the NCAA, because you haven't in this big

821
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:41,919
Speaker 1: ass arena. So cool, dude, the idiots that pay to sit.

822
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:44,440
Speaker 1: I mean, you can't see the court. It's sort of

823
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 1: like we had a buddy in the building that went

824
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:48,279
Speaker 1: to wrestle Menia and he posted a picture of my

825
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:52,759
Speaker 1: I can't even see the ring, baby, I can't even say, yeah,

826
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:54,640
Speaker 1: I couldn't even see the ring. I'm like, where where

827
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:58,560
Speaker 1: are the wrestlers? Like, I don't understand. I get it's

828
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:00,640
Speaker 1: a money grab, so you and up. I'm just watching

829
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:02,760
Speaker 1: it on the screen. I mean some of those people

830
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:05,800
Speaker 1: and watching the Final Four, we're taller than we're higher

831
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 1: up than the screen.

832
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,600
Speaker 2: Then how could you see football in that same field

833
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:10,840
Speaker 2: but you can't see basketball?

834
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:15,800
Speaker 1: Riddle me that basketball is a lot shorter football fields.

835
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:19,800
Speaker 1: Is the field more Yeah, it's a longer field and wider,

836
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:21,440
Speaker 1: that's how you see it.

837
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 3: I guess, Well, we're gonna be getting the game once

838
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 3: they get that stadium finished in twenty twenty eight. Well,

839
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 3: we're getting Final four's, Super Bowls, regular season games, MLS,

840
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:32,399
Speaker 3: World Cups, Olympics.

841
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:35,359
Speaker 1: I don't think we're gonna have Olympics. Don't think we're

842
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:38,400
Speaker 1: gonna have a World Cup unless it's in like fifty

843
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:40,439
Speaker 1: years when the World Cup comes back to the US. Dude,

844
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 1: they can do the javelin from Chiefs Barr. We're walling

845
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:43,959
Speaker 1: launched that share.

846
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:48,640
Speaker 2: It already shows it doesn't hit anybody.

847
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 1: They're right. But it was a it was a good game.

848
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:56,800
Speaker 1: I mean, just to watch a Yukon too.

849
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:58,440
Speaker 2: Late, dude, you didn't go to bed till eleven o'clock

850
00:40:58,440 --> 00:40:58,719
Speaker 2: at night.

851
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:02,280
Speaker 1: Probably that because I watched one shining moment. One shining

852
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:03,480
Speaker 1: moment was nuntil eleven PM.

853
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:05,280
Speaker 2: Can't play the music anymore.

854
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,839
Speaker 1: I know, but it's just every time I watch it,

855
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:11,200
Speaker 1: it gives me just the feeling of wow. Ray I

856
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,839
Speaker 1: love when they chill the Oregon cheerleaders. No, I don't care.

857
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:17,000
Speaker 1: It's the exhilaration. The song in the culmination of a

858
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:20,320
Speaker 1: college basketball season, the one that was probably my worst

859
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:23,480
Speaker 1: college basketball season ever as a Kansas Jayhawk fan. We

860
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:26,759
Speaker 1: were so bad. Did you guys get beat in the

861
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:29,640
Speaker 1: first round? No, we beat Sanford. We got lucky to

862
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:30,280
Speaker 1: beat Sanford.

863
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:33,920
Speaker 3: I won the family bracket. I beat Boomer and Baser.

864
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:35,440
Speaker 3: There was only three of us in out of a

865
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:37,520
Speaker 3: family of ten. I have no idea how that works out.

866
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 3: And then Justin won ours.

867
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,960
Speaker 1: I didn't win a single thing. In AJ's I got

868
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 1: dead last. You got dead last in ours? Did I

869
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:48,120
Speaker 1: don't know? Yeah, that's probably right, because I mean when

870
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 1: you have Auburn going to the national title game and

871
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:53,400
Speaker 1: they lose in the first freaking round, it's kind of

872
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:55,920
Speaker 1: the sip the ship has sailed. I didn't even look

873
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:57,920
Speaker 1: at the standings. My mom kept asking me, So, what

874
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,480
Speaker 1: happens if this happens. I'm like, Mom, I don't know.

875
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:03,280
Speaker 1: I haven't been watching. I haven't been looking at the brackets.

876
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:05,279
Speaker 1: It wasn't the easiest to pull up. You had to

877
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:07,440
Speaker 1: click on a specific tab. I don't even have the

878
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 1: ESPN app. I mean, if it takes more than five clicks,

879
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:13,560
Speaker 1: I'm not doing it. Same with Yahoo. I'm in Fantasy

880
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:15,200
Speaker 1: and Yahoo and I would click on Fantasy and it

881
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 1: wouldn't be there, and I'd had to go to College

882
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:20,200
Speaker 1: Basketball Mania. I'm like, so stupid. Just put it under

883
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:22,320
Speaker 1: the Fantasy. It's same thing as Fantasy.

884
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:24,480
Speaker 2: Dude, I'd click on it be like Iowa beat South Carolina.

885
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:26,279
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the hell is? Makes no sense? Oh,

886
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:27,160
Speaker 1: the women's bracket?

887
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 2: Why am I in the women's.

888
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:33,560
Speaker 1: And last night it came down to my father in

889
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:38,000
Speaker 1: law and Becky Conry for all the marbles in my

890
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 1: family and friend's bracket. Who's Becky? She is Justin's mom.

891
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:44,600
Speaker 1: They lived down the street for me, about five houses

892
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:49,120
Speaker 1: down growing up, they lived, I mean right there. And

893
00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:53,320
Speaker 1: Becky doesn't watch basketball, doesn't know anything about basketball. Becky

894
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:57,520
Speaker 1: Conrie had Yukon father in law had Purdue Yukon wins.

895
00:42:57,960 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 1: Becky Conrie wins by one point. What a final one point?

896
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:03,440
Speaker 1: And we had number ones.

897
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:04,840
Speaker 2: In the finals for the first time in a while.

898
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:10,240
Speaker 1: And Justin he finished dead last. Justin, Yeah, he finished,

899
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:14,160
Speaker 1: His mom finished first, his sister finished number four. Who

900
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:16,719
Speaker 1: they don't watch college basketball, and then he was way

901
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:18,400
Speaker 1: down there at the bottom. And I texted him, I said, well,

902
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:21,440
Speaker 1: we know who the weeklyaue in the family is. He's like,

903
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:24,839
Speaker 1: I hate it. I'm so embarrassed. But yeah, I mean

904
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:28,399
Speaker 1: it was great, a great tournament. The tournament wasn't as

905
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:31,839
Speaker 1: awesome as it should be. I believe we were too

906
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 1: many blowouts. Yeah, and I.

907
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:36,760
Speaker 3: Don't think we got the buzzer beater we needed. Yeah,

908
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:39,400
Speaker 3: there was not one team running from one side of

909
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:41,439
Speaker 3: the court to the other because of a buzzer beater.

910
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:44,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was only force overtime with a buzzer beater.

911
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:46,840
Speaker 1: There was no like, oh my gosh, last shot wins

912
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 1: the game. I mean, we could have researched it. I

913
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:50,919
Speaker 1: just didn't feel like going through all sixty seven games

914
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:52,919
Speaker 1: to see if there was a buzzer beater. That's too hard.

915
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:54,240
Speaker 2: It was just said overtime one.

916
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:59,319
Speaker 1: I mean I had devastation last night because I had

917
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:03,880
Speaker 1: the square six zero. It ended five zero. I thought it.

918
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:07,480
Speaker 2: They scored sixty then oh five seventy five sixty.

919
00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:12,680
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm like, guys, Purdue, foul one last time, foul,

920
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:14,399
Speaker 1: one last time, foul, one last time.

921
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:16,120
Speaker 2: You needed a free throw. I needed one free throw

922
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:16,920
Speaker 2: and you needed a miss.

923
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:19,399
Speaker 1: Well, I mean those guys, whenever I need free throws,

924
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:22,799
Speaker 1: they're gonna miss them, and they freaking just let them

925
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:24,760
Speaker 1: play it out. Dribble the ball, dribble the ball, dribble

926
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 1: the ball, and.

927
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:27,560
Speaker 3: I'm like, all right, cool, Yeah, some of these content

928
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:30,400
Speaker 3: teams are content with losing by six or seven.

929
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:31,560
Speaker 1: I get it, it.

930
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:34,080
Speaker 3: Was fourteen, right, That's what I'm not talking about. But dude,

931
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 3: I saw it a couple times this year. There's about

932
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:38,279
Speaker 3: nine seconds left and teams were content down six to

933
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:39,000
Speaker 3: let the game end.

934
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:43,399
Speaker 1: I'm like, really, yeah, it's weird, Like sometimes they're down

935
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:47,240
Speaker 1: eleven with like twenty seconds ago and they're still fouling.

936
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 1: One's over. I'm like, that's over. I also when they

937
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:53,799
Speaker 1: do it at six and the coach, I'm like, class aic, man,

938
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:57,360
Speaker 1: I might still be fouling, coach. I find it funny.

939
00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:59,759
Speaker 1: It's like, man, you don't want to tell your kids

940
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:01,640
Speaker 1: to get you don't ever want him to give up.

941
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 1: Remember Duke came back from down ten with a minute

942
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 1: left against somebody. I want to say Jay Williams was

943
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:12,759
Speaker 1: on the team. Hmm. Now there was one, Oh my god,

944
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:14,560
Speaker 1: I'll never forget it. I think it may have been

945
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:20,040
Speaker 1: UCLA playing Gonzaga back with Adam Morrison, the guy that

946
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:23,440
Speaker 1: had the like catfish like beerd like must as nothing

947
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:26,240
Speaker 1: in the league, nothing in the league, and he sat

948
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:28,879
Speaker 1: down on the court and started crying because he thought

949
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:30,799
Speaker 1: the game was over. And maybe Gonzaga is the one

950
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:32,759
Speaker 1: that made the comeback. I don't remember, but he was

951
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:35,440
Speaker 1: on the court sitting there crying as they're shooting free throws.

952
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:39,400
Speaker 1: Great recollection. I was at Brian's apartment right off of

953
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:42,720
Speaker 1: mope ack. AJ was there and I always thought Brian

954
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:45,960
Speaker 1: looked like Jay Wright, who used to coach Villanova, but

955
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:48,279
Speaker 1: AJ didn't agree with me. I don't know if AJ

956
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:50,880
Speaker 1: still talks to Brian, but they were friends from high school.

957
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:54,400
Speaker 3: That's neither here nor there. Yukon another one went. I

958
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 3: picked Yukon and so, folks, that's not very proud. I

959
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 3: mean it was so, But folks, I need the Aves

960
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,240
Speaker 3: and the Suns.

961
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:06,719
Speaker 1: Or I mean, I got to restructure all my parlays,

962
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:08,600
Speaker 1: but the Alves.

963
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:12,480
Speaker 2: So if the Abs win, they just got to win out.

964
00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:14,680
Speaker 1: And they're not winning out. No, no, no, no no.

965
00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:16,799
Speaker 2: So the Dallas Stars can win one game. There's four

966
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 2: games left.

967
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 3: The Avs have to win out, and the Dallas Stars

968
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:23,600
Speaker 3: can only win one game. So I'm asking for the

969
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:26,399
Speaker 3: hottest team in hockey to only win one game over

970
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:28,680
Speaker 3: four and I'm asking for the Avs are a pretty

971
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 3: damn cold right now, to win out. If they do, folks,

972
00:46:32,239 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 3: you're looking at a quarter of a million dollars.

973
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:36,359
Speaker 1: Well, folks, you're not looking at a quarter million dollars.

974
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:38,279
Speaker 1: It's not going to happen. I don't want to cheer

975
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:40,319
Speaker 1: against my friends. I want my friends. I want good

976
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 1: things to happen to my friends. But that's not gonna happen.

977
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 2: Tiger's playing in the Masters.

978
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:46,360
Speaker 1: He's not having sex to get ready for it. No,

979
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:48,440
Speaker 1: did you see that. I don't know if that's a

980
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:50,000
Speaker 1: real story or if that's a fake story. I don't

981
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,279
Speaker 1: know if it's ball sacked or if it's not ball sacked.

982
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:55,280
Speaker 3: I might need a root against him. I like short selling.

983
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:58,720
Speaker 3: I like rooting against the stars. I like rooting against

984
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:02,799
Speaker 3: my friends in sport, not in their careers, because I

985
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:04,879
Speaker 3: enjoyed the benefits of their careers doing well.

986
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:07,239
Speaker 1: Uh, who was it?

987
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:09,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, South Beach dude, he used to root against me

988
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:11,480
Speaker 3: when I was betting, and I go South Beach. You know,

989
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:13,560
Speaker 3: if I win the bet, I'm probably gonna be more

990
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:16,040
Speaker 3: generous that we're gonna pop bottles, right, So why would

991
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:19,640
Speaker 3: you bet cheer for me to not win. I'll buy

992
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:21,839
Speaker 3: your drinks tonight. That makes no sense, and he goes, yeah,

993
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:22,760
Speaker 3: you're right, good point.

994
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:24,680
Speaker 1: I said.

995
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 2: If I'm richer, I'm gonna bless you with money more

996
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:30,040
Speaker 2: as a friend, I'll buy you a shoes, shirt, a

997
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:33,400
Speaker 2: shoes something. I go, so, it makes no sense, and

998
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 2: then that I think I actually explained it to him

999
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:37,360
Speaker 2: in that moment, and then he realized, Hey, when it

1000
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:40,279
Speaker 2: comes to betting, you shouldn't root against your friends because

1001
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:42,600
Speaker 2: if they make money at some point, there's a trickle

1002
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:43,200
Speaker 2: down effect.

1003
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:45,879
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, I never cheer against my friends when they're betting.

1004
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:47,200
Speaker 1: I've never come up and like if you're at the

1005
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 1: blackjack to him. But I don't really like that bet.

1006
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:51,560
Speaker 1: I would never say that to you the worst, never

1007
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:53,160
Speaker 1: say that to you. We're gonna take a break. And

1008
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 1: then we got a very serious email. We gotta read.

1009
00:47:55,160 --> 00:48:02,600
Speaker 1: We'll be right back. We got an email says, what

1010
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:05,920
Speaker 1: up Fellas? This past Saturday, I was trying to put

1011
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:10,360
Speaker 1: together a pretty sure thing easy bet parlay Yukon and

1012
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 1: Purdue money line wasn't gonna pay out much, so I

1013
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,359
Speaker 1: wanted to throw a couple more in there. I went

1014
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:20,319
Speaker 1: to the wonderful Facebook page to ask for help. Brandon Hill,

1015
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:23,120
Speaker 1: the one who won the gambling Award for most likely

1016
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:26,719
Speaker 1: to go bankrupt at Coaches Convention three, suggested I take

1017
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 1: the Preds and Blues money line as well. He felt

1018
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:33,799
Speaker 1: great about him. Ooh, Yukon and Purdue came through for me.

1019
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:39,640
Speaker 1: Guess who didn't. Preds and Blues both lost. Just a

1020
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:44,440
Speaker 1: PSA about bankrupt Brandon. He's a good dude, but proceed

1021
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:47,960
Speaker 1: with caution when taking his gambling advice. If I can

1022
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:51,040
Speaker 1: save one person from having this happen to them, I've

1023
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:56,759
Speaker 1: done my job, Taylor Caraway. So if Brandon Hill is

1024
00:48:56,800 --> 00:49:00,279
Speaker 1: telling you what to bet, proceed with caution. He said, yeah,

1025
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:01,000
Speaker 1: some people you got.

1026
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,560
Speaker 3: You gotta learn the people you can trust through Twitter

1027
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:06,960
Speaker 3: x Facebook. If somebody starts to hit a couple in

1028
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:09,360
Speaker 3: a row, then you tail them. I remember, I can't

1029
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:11,560
Speaker 3: even tell you the guy's name. He lived in Atlanta.

1030
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:13,279
Speaker 1: It's when I was betting thousands.

1031
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 3: But I made a thousand dollars parlay and one of

1032
00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:18,120
Speaker 3: the teams the first leg was a soccer one and

1033
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:20,840
Speaker 3: he goes, dude, I'm telling you, I believe it was

1034
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:24,000
Speaker 3: Atlanta at soccer or it was a Premier League team,

1035
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:26,359
Speaker 3: so it was a Saturday. All right, man, let's start

1036
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:29,000
Speaker 3: this parlay. He randomly hit me up. He's like, dude,

1037
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,880
Speaker 3: lock of the century, man, do this Premier League team?

1038
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:34,319
Speaker 3: I wish I could tell you the team. Let's say

1039
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:36,919
Speaker 3: it was Tottenham and I go, okay, dude, they were

1040
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 3: far and away the favorite, huge favorite. They got beat

1041
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:44,640
Speaker 3: two to nothing or something, weren't even close to winning,

1042
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,920
Speaker 3: totally dismantled my entire parlay. And I go, buddy, I

1043
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 3: thought you said this was a lock. That being said,

1044
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:54,840
Speaker 3: know your people that they have a trend of winning

1045
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:57,080
Speaker 3: before you just go with a random pick. But I

1046
00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:58,480
Speaker 3: was at that point in my life where I was

1047
00:49:58,520 --> 00:49:59,359
Speaker 3: taking random pick.

1048
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:06,040
Speaker 1: All right, Well, happy Wednesday, guys. It's raining out. We're

1049
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:08,400
Speaker 1: not doing anything. We got nothing. I got no soccer tonight.

1050
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:12,200
Speaker 1: It's rained out. I mean, just rain, rain, rain. Can't

1051
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:13,879
Speaker 1: go play golf. That's why I tried to play golf

1052
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 1: on Monday. And the freaking ass in the club shot

1053
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:20,359
Speaker 1: you can't have a car. I mean, just doesn't make

1054
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 1: any freaking sense. Why the person right in front of

1055
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:24,600
Speaker 1: me can have a golf cart but I can't have

1056
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:26,880
Speaker 1: a golf cart. When I'm going to be playing with

1057
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:27,680
Speaker 1: that group.

1058
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:30,480
Speaker 3: Dude, sometimes I go chip, you know, I chip r Yeah.

1059
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:33,680
Speaker 3: The dude tells me, hey man, maybe throw a collar

1060
00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:37,280
Speaker 3: on for me next time. And I read the rules

1061
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:41,520
Speaker 3: and regulations. It says callers are suggested, So tell me

1062
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:44,000
Speaker 3: the word suggested. Does that mean I am required to

1063
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:47,640
Speaker 3: wear a collar. No, so when he said to me, hey, man,

1064
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:51,560
Speaker 3: throw a collar on for me next time, he just

1065
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:54,279
Speaker 3: think I look cute and a collar because I'm not

1066
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:55,919
Speaker 3: required by law to put on a collar.

1067
00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:58,400
Speaker 1: No, it's suggested. It's sort of like I suggest you

1068
00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:00,640
Speaker 1: shut your mouth when you're talking about life like that.

1069
00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:04,880
Speaker 1: You don't have to, but I suggest you do. I

1070
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:07,799
Speaker 1: suggest you get your hand off my wife's ass. You

1071
00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:10,400
Speaker 1: don't have to, but I suggest it. Let me go

1072
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:13,879
Speaker 1: get a caller so I look cute for you. One

1073
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 1: time we tried to play in Austin, me and my dad.

1074
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:19,080
Speaker 2: Those are stricter rules and regulations.

1075
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:21,720
Speaker 1: Me and my dad, my brother and my uncle Ken,

1076
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:25,120
Speaker 1: And we go to the golf course by batter's boxes house.

1077
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:30,160
Speaker 1: What if everybody it's a batter's box and we go in,

1078
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:31,520
Speaker 1: We're like, oh yeah, we just want to play a

1079
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:33,640
Speaker 1: tea time. You know it's empty, there's no one there,

1080
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:37,840
Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, go ahead. Oh do those two have

1081
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:42,040
Speaker 1: a collared shirt? Talking about my dad and my uncle? No,

1082
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:44,799
Speaker 1: no not. You were construction for thirty years. Yeah they don't.

1083
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:49,279
Speaker 1: They don't really wear called that's not their thing out here.

1084
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:55,280
Speaker 1: We're gonna need you to wear collared shirts. Really. Yeah,

1085
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:56,960
Speaker 1: we have a few members that they'll get kind of

1086
00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:01,319
Speaker 1: upset if you don't have a collared shirt, like, well,

1087
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:03,279
Speaker 1: this is a public course, right well, I mean it's

1088
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:05,279
Speaker 1: privately on. It's not a muni, but it's you can

1089
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:06,720
Speaker 1: just walk up. You don't have to have a membership,

1090
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:08,799
Speaker 1: right yeah, we can. We can get you. We got

1091
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:10,840
Speaker 1: polos for sale right over there. We'll give you a

1092
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:14,080
Speaker 1: member of discounts, so it'll only be ninety five dollars

1093
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:16,600
Speaker 1: eighty seven dollars for a collar shirt that those that

1094
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:19,919
Speaker 1: rack right there. And my dad says, Dad, you want

1095
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:23,439
Speaker 1: the one with flowers or the pink floral. My dad said,

1096
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:26,719
Speaker 1: so I have to pay eighty seven extra dollars to

1097
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:29,359
Speaker 1: play your course. He goes, no, no, no, you get

1098
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:33,440
Speaker 1: to keep the shirt. Oh thanks, And my dad said,

1099
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:37,480
Speaker 1: not going to happen. And he goes, well how about you,

1100
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:39,319
Speaker 1: and he points my uncle Ken. Well, I mean, if

1101
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:41,360
Speaker 1: if my dad's not going to play, we're all not

1102
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:44,759
Speaker 1: gonna play, dude, So you're wasting your time asking uncle

1103
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:47,120
Speaker 1: Ken if he would like to buy a collar shirt. Also,

1104
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:51,200
Speaker 1: because once my dad says no, the whole group is out. Yeah,

1105
00:52:51,239 --> 00:52:54,719
Speaker 1: and he goes you, and then he goes, no, I'm

1106
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:56,680
Speaker 1: out and we left. We didn't get to play golf.

1107
00:52:58,040 --> 00:53:00,120
Speaker 1: That was a quiet right home. It was like, well

1108
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:02,480
Speaker 1: that was fun. Who knew you had to have a

1109
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:03,640
Speaker 1: collared shirt at this course?

1110
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:09,040
Speaker 3: So yeah, Well at h at the Country Style one,

1111
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:11,439
Speaker 3: they suggest you wear a collared shirt when you chip.

1112
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:16,160
Speaker 1: Well that's ridiculous. Well I will say this that John

1113
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:18,120
Speaker 1: Rahm came out and said that Live needs to play

1114
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:21,160
Speaker 1: seventy two whole tournaments. I'm like, bro, you just joined

1115
00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:24,239
Speaker 1: the tournament the group for five hundred million. Now you're

1116
00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:26,279
Speaker 1: mad that they only play fifty four holes. I mean, like,

1117
00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 1: you knew this going in. You knew this going in?

1118
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:32,879
Speaker 1: Pretty funny. Yeah, I'd say we root for a Live

1119
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:37,080
Speaker 1: guy to win the Masters. Be hilarious. Really, what is

1120
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:39,840
Speaker 1: his team? He has fresh on the bottom of his shoes.

1121
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:47,319
Speaker 3: We are looking at the exact swings of Keka and Mickelson. Wow,

1122
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:50,080
Speaker 3: Phil's eight degrees open closed?

1123
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:53,040
Speaker 1: What was Kepka? I don't know. I don't know. Dude,

1124
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:56,880
Speaker 1: all right, Happy Wednesday, get in trouble for recently? Didn't

1125
00:53:56,880 --> 00:54:00,720
Speaker 1: he have his chick? He was mountain or something? Who Kepka?

1126
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:02,279
Speaker 1: Oh no, that was New Year's when he was doing

1127
00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:04,360
Speaker 1: the sparklers out he moves, man.

1128
00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:07,920
Speaker 3: I knew it was something. Yeah, we ain't seen that,

1129
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:11,319
Speaker 3: dude since New Year's. No, we haven't, dude. Me and

1130
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:13,200
Speaker 3: Eddie used to make fun of you for Live and

1131
00:54:13,239 --> 00:54:14,440
Speaker 3: be like, oh, guys are going to live.

1132
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:14,960
Speaker 1: It sucks.

1133
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:17,600
Speaker 3: I mean this last tournament there was absolutely no Namers

1134
00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:20,200
Speaker 3: in it. Thank god The Masters is this week, so

1135
00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:22,640
Speaker 3: I see these guys that I enjoyed watching. I haven't

1136
00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:26,160
Speaker 3: seen Kopka, Phil Tiger, He's not on Live, but still

1137
00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:30,160
Speaker 3: rom the one get Cam whoever his name Cam Smith?

1138
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:32,080
Speaker 3: He was hottering a firecracker.

1139
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:38,480
Speaker 1: None of them, Uh, Sergio, Bubba Watson, bro it was

1140
00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:42,320
Speaker 1: Bethea versus McCarthy last tournament. Huh.

1141
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:46,319
Speaker 2: I know Steffler sometimes sprinkles into some of them.

1142
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:49,279
Speaker 1: I understand, dude, but I can't. I can't compete with

1143
00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:53,400
Speaker 1: five hundred million dollars and also for his some of

1144
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:56,719
Speaker 1: the people have the connections of a president.

1145
00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:58,840
Speaker 2: How come none of our people go to the Masters.

1146
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:02,719
Speaker 1: I don't know. A girl I went to high school with.

1147
00:55:03,239 --> 00:55:05,600
Speaker 1: I saw her post on Facebook off to the Master's

1148
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:07,400
Speaker 1: her husband and three kids. I'm like, how the hell

1149
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:09,400
Speaker 1: do you get that? Mean, how do you get those tickets?

1150
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:13,239
Speaker 1: How do you get those tickets? And I've been told

1151
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:15,600
Speaker 1: that the Masters, you'd rather go to a practice round

1152
00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:18,160
Speaker 1: because it's more laid back. Go to this, Yeah, because

1153
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:20,480
Speaker 1: the players are a lot more relaxed and chill and

1154
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:22,319
Speaker 1: there's not as many. I mean there's a lot of people,

1155
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:23,200
Speaker 1: but not as many.

1156
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:27,160
Speaker 2: Man, they're just broadcasting all week.

1157
00:55:27,239 --> 00:55:30,160
Speaker 1: Huh, they're just broadcasting practice range. Man, they're live on

1158
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:30,640
Speaker 1: the range.

1159
00:55:31,239 --> 00:55:33,640
Speaker 3: I'll look at these guys. They're all given DAPs. Oh

1160
00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:35,080
Speaker 3: it's a jack around fest.

1161
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:37,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, Kepka's working on chipping.

1162
00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:40,359
Speaker 1: What did I tell you? Oh that's more than ship Now,

1163
00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:44,399
Speaker 1: that's like a seven iron going two hundred yards. Oh,

1164
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:47,840
Speaker 1: it shows exactly the flight of his ball. Yeah. Oh

1165
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:49,440
Speaker 1: and he put it right at two hundred. He that's

1166
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:50,839
Speaker 1: two in a row. He's put it right there.

1167
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:52,680
Speaker 2: Remember that for this week, folks.

1168
00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:55,399
Speaker 1: Dude, he is he has dialed in. Dude, these guys

1169
00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:57,680
Speaker 1: aren't a little bit better than us, a lot of

1170
00:55:57,719 --> 00:56:03,280
Speaker 1: bit better. These guys are exceedingly exponentially better than I, say, golf.

1171
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:07,080
Speaker 1: They can go. They would go to the courses we play,

1172
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:11,319
Speaker 1: hit a hole in one on every hole, I think

1173
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:15,799
Speaker 1: hole in two in every hole. That's just figuring out

1174
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:19,400
Speaker 1: your swing and he just watches right at it.

1175
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:26,760
Speaker 3: But dude, well you can't can't be that in awe,

1176
00:56:27,239 --> 00:56:29,360
Speaker 3: that's his job. I mean, imagine if we went to

1177
00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:33,120
Speaker 3: the course every damn day without these micros, without the

1178
00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:36,719
Speaker 3: phone videoing it right, because I don't have his body type.

1179
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:39,080
Speaker 3: But swing wise, I'm not saying I could beat him

1180
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:41,239
Speaker 3: or ever even playing this, but would be a s

1181
00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:42,160
Speaker 3: load better than we are.

1182
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:45,520
Speaker 1: Now, Well that's true. I mean, look at he just

1183
00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:48,600
Speaker 1: knows his swing and then that's all he's doing is

1184
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:52,400
Speaker 1: look at his swing doesn't vary. Every single one of

1185
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:54,960
Speaker 1: those were the exact same as the one before. He's

1186
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:57,719
Speaker 1: pretty good. He's good.

1187
00:56:58,120 --> 00:57:01,000
Speaker 2: And also, I mean I didn't play when I was young, So.

1188
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:07,399
Speaker 1: The end, did I? All right? We gotta go. Yeah,

1189
00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:09,840
Speaker 1: that's a rap. That's a rap. Man. Hey, I just

1190
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:11,680
Speaker 1: sent you a hundred dollars too much on Venmo. Will

1191
00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:14,120
Speaker 1: you send me the other half back? Sorry about that.

1192
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:22,280
Speaker 1: I don't need to apologize by paying me more money.

1193
00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:27,120
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, how do you ask for money back? We

1194
00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:29,200
Speaker 3: uh a guy to cut our lawn.

1195
00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:32,000
Speaker 1: We venmoed him. Now we need the money back. We

1196
00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:33,040
Speaker 1: found somebody cheaper.

1197
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,240
Speaker 3: So do I make up an extravagant lie and say

1198
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:38,400
Speaker 3: that I'm gonna moan my own yard now, or do

1199
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:41,160
Speaker 3: I just say, hey, man, need that money back and

1200
00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:42,320
Speaker 3: he doesn't give it back.

1201
00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:45,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know how you do that. Why do

1202
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:46,480
Speaker 1: you need it back.

1203
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:48,520
Speaker 2: Because we're going with somebody else it's cheaper.

1204
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:50,360
Speaker 1: Oh but you already paid him for the year. You

1205
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:53,680
Speaker 1: just paid him. Baser loves paying people a month before

1206
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:57,040
Speaker 1: they do the work. But that seems like a good efficient.

1207
00:57:57,400 --> 00:57:59,080
Speaker 3: So I thought just to get him to shut up

1208
00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:00,560
Speaker 3: and not even go back and for it'll be like,

1209
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:03,160
Speaker 3: hey man, I'm gonna need one hundred and twenty five

1210
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:05,360
Speaker 3: dollars back. You can keep five. Sorry about the trouble

1211
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:07,520
Speaker 3: ended up. I'm gonna I'm gonna do the yard. I

1212
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:10,400
Speaker 3: got fired from my job, so I'm now full time,

1213
00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:13,320
Speaker 3: gonna just do our yard. But yeah, I'm unemployed.

1214
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:15,320
Speaker 1: So if I get that money back, so give him

1215
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:18,720
Speaker 1: the woe is Me story, give him five dollars, and

1216
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:21,960
Speaker 1: then the text back should just be okay, yeah, just

1217
00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:22,520
Speaker 1: be like man.

1218
00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:25,840
Speaker 3: But if I tell him I need that whole amount back.

1219
00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:27,800
Speaker 3: I'm still employed and my life's great.

1220
00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:28,280
Speaker 1: Bro.

1221
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:30,280
Speaker 2: I mean, then I'm gonna go text back before this

1222
00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:30,960
Speaker 2: guy for a month.

1223
00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:32,880
Speaker 1: Got you gotta say. I was looking up at the

1224
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:35,920
Speaker 1: eclipse and I wrecked my car. Need the money, get

1225
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:38,560
Speaker 1: in new car. That's it. And I also came out.

1226
00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:39,320
Speaker 1: He's like what,