Speaker 1: Hello, my money, it's art in It is too fourteen
Speaker 1: in the morning, um, Sunday night, so I guess it's
Speaker 1: technically Monday morning, but Sunday night, August thirteenth. I am
Speaker 1: in my hotel room in San Francisco, and I'm so
Speaker 1: excited for you guys to listen. I don't want to
Speaker 1: warn you it's probably an audio insanity. There was eight
Speaker 1: mikes on stage, there was chaos, but I just want
Speaker 1: to say it, truly, this podcast today, for all of
Speaker 1: you listeners out there and everybody who showed up, it
Speaker 1: was one of the joys of my life. We were
Speaker 1: at noon in this tent that was truly as beautiful
Speaker 1: and insanity, was purple and velvet and looking plush and
Speaker 1: weird and magical, and we were worried no one would
Speaker 1: come because we know it wasn't even that affordable, and
Speaker 1: we had the best to crowd at outside Land, and
Speaker 1: I just want to say all the guys that flew
Speaker 1: in were such gentlemen. We had so much fun and
Speaker 1: more than anything, I just want to say out loud personally,
Speaker 1: over the last two weeks, off you guys, I'm sorry
Speaker 1: if this is the first time you're listening to the podcast.
Speaker 1: I don't want to freak you out, just know it.
Speaker 1: It's all okay. But you know, this has been a
Speaker 1: very insane two weeks for me, and uh, and I
Speaker 1: don't generally share that much about myself, like personally, and
Speaker 1: I just still have to say the outpouring of love
Speaker 1: I've received and the fucking joy and healing and that
Speaker 1: I felt this weekend. Um, it's truly been a real gift.
Speaker 1: And I've basically canceled everything in my life but this,
Speaker 1: and um, I can't tell you how happy I am. Right,
Speaker 1: my heart is so full, So I please, I hope
Speaker 1: you enjoy this Insanta, and we will. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of stuff that just sounds like craziness, and we will
Speaker 1: have some videos on stage. If there's long musical interludes
Speaker 1: for well, gentlemen are stripping, just get our Facebook page
Speaker 1: and you'll be able to see it. But it was
Speaker 1: just truly one of the highlights of my life. This
Speaker 1: was a joy. And um, I'll stop talking so you
Speaker 1: can get to the madness and our bapslor in Paradise podcast,
Speaker 1: which I could not be more excited to do, will
Speaker 1: be going up on Thursdays, so as you can tell,
Speaker 1: I've lost my voice and it was worth every second.
Speaker 1: So thank you to Outsideline for having us, and thank
Speaker 1: you to everybody who came in. You know what, for
Speaker 1: those of you couldn't come, I get it, girl, I
Speaker 1: get a boo boo, I get a gent So I
Speaker 1: hope you enjoy just a flavor of what we had.
Speaker 1: And my Instagram post is just covered in photos of
Speaker 1: all of them and literally, yeah, Dean, are you fucking
Speaker 1: kidding me? Like I yeah, he's as cute as you see.
Speaker 1: Like you can't not love Dean. Okay, enjoy. Oh and
Speaker 1: if anybody has a video of me getting humped by
Speaker 1: Alex on stage, please posted on our Facebook page. And
Speaker 1: if anybody has a video of Dean getting up by
Speaker 1: Alex on stage, please posted on our Facebook page and
Speaker 1: or email us at Rose Podcast at gmail dot com. Okay, enjoy.
Speaker 1: No entering noticed Stockholm. Yes, Sexy Times at noon in
Speaker 1: the Opium Dead. I'm wow, we're doing this this rule,
Speaker 1: say oh you except this rules into your work. I'll
Speaker 1: take to you so many lawsuits. Get in there, get
Speaker 1: to the pen and to the people. The world is
Speaker 1: my mic on. I was sprained ankle how are you
Speaker 1: going to get back? Okay, we play on this. First
Speaker 1: of all, you guys don't have to keep your voices down.
Speaker 1: You can keep your voices off. Everybody. This is awesome.
Speaker 1: I mean we're it's noon and you guys are like alert,
Speaker 1: it's noon, and in public. It's amazing. My name is
Speaker 1: Arta Marine. This is my platonic lover, Aaron Foley. Thank you.
Speaker 1: How many of you guys have heard the podcast before? Yeah?
Speaker 1: If you're like, how do you get to be an
Speaker 1: adult woman in a palm palm hat and a onesie
Speaker 1: hosting a bachelor podcast, it's because you go through adolescents
Speaker 1: as the hottest girl in school. Check that fucking broad out.
Speaker 1: I did play barbed in my school production of Eaten
Speaker 1: by the Demigorgan. I'm Stranger Things at the Quaker School.
Speaker 1: It was fun. You look fun, collar up, ready for
Speaker 1: a good time. I like about her. She knows she
Speaker 1: looks good. It's like her fucking pop collar. She's like,
Speaker 1: if I'm not fingerbang by noon behind the bleachers, and
Speaker 1: that's true today, if I'm not a little he's here
Speaker 1: and he's so fucking cute. I'm pretty sure he's been
Speaker 1: humped by every bear as Jean Francisco between Dean and Wills.
Speaker 1: You're like, Oh, I gotta catch you. I'm gonna put you.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, how Darrel? Oh my god, there's so many
Speaker 1: fucking hot bachelors. Where do you see Alex's pants? We
Speaker 1: got him here and I did climb him like a
Speaker 1: Reese's monkey. His pants. His pants are spectacular. They took
Speaker 1: a separate flight. His pants are just landed. Uh, we're
Speaker 1: pretty we're pretty excited. Are all of you guys listening
Speaker 1: at home? We're sorry that you can't be here because
Speaker 1: it's truly it's like, make a wish for me. There's
Speaker 1: there's thousands of people here. There's how to fill an
Speaker 1: extension on the tent. There are millions of people here.
Speaker 1: If you guys were listening at home, metallicas like, where
Speaker 1: did everybody go? Metallica has four people? We have three
Speaker 1: thousand people yet side note, side note Metallica just canceled
Speaker 1: you guys. Side note, side note. The saddest thing, guys,
Speaker 1: things I I brought fucking merch and I delivered like
Speaker 1: forty T shirts to the merch tent. If I sell one,
Speaker 1: it's like I could have a Metallica T shirt or
Speaker 1: I could get it. May I touch you? So many
Speaker 1: lawsuits literally not to be sold, but they are going
Speaker 1: to be over at the merch tand truly, truly Metallica
Speaker 1: just bought them all laws, all riches beating off into
Speaker 1: one right name. We're starting off classy classic. I learned
Speaker 1: that the Gorillas are a band, and I saw them
Speaker 1: and that trap called quest canceled twice. But we're here.
Speaker 1: We did not cancel. We got dean motherfucker's We got erin.
Speaker 1: What did we do last night? God hammered we We
Speaker 1: did drink. We sang karaoke. Speaking of drinking, we want
Speaker 1: to bring up We tried to get Horgey the bartender.
Speaker 1: If you notice here we have Ray. Could give a
Speaker 1: shout out to Ray for this gal help me put
Speaker 1: this whole thing together. This morning she cut out raccoons
Speaker 1: and crab. Huge round of applause, you guys, huge round
Speaker 1: of applause. We're gonna bring out we have our own bartender,
Speaker 1: just like just like Jorge, we have a gentleman named
Speaker 1: Jaw with a bespoke handlebar mustache, and he has a
Speaker 1: thimble with my name on it. Josh come on out.
Speaker 1: Look at that. Check your shirt off. Check your fucking
Speaker 1: shirt off. Barbar needs skin? You can you can leave?
Speaker 1: May I touch you? So many lawsuits? Hello, Josh, thank
Speaker 1: you for joining us. May I have a symbol of champagne.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna so it takes for art to get
Speaker 1: Do you guys have alcohol? All right? I guess I'll start.
Speaker 1: Can we pass out if anybody has whatever? Where's our
Speaker 1: drinking game throughout the show? Anytime somebody says bone zone
Speaker 1: or I jump on one of the bachelors, you drink,
Speaker 1: okay and scream drink drink drink. You guys got it.
Speaker 1: Let's practice. Oh I don't know what happened last night.
Speaker 1: I just got into the bone zone with Dean. You
Speaker 1: are my best. University of Phoenix online night school. You're
Speaker 1: all gonna become surgeons law. Thank you so much. Here's
Speaker 1: my thimble Paget, who's backstage being bound. It says just
Speaker 1: it says just a thimbleful. And Paget founded online for me,
Speaker 1: so the bottoms up. Speaking of Paget, let's bring Paget Brewster.
Speaker 1: You know her from Criminal Minds, you know her from
Speaker 1: another period. And a man you know is Kenny f Yeah, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: and a man you know as Kenny Baniel from Sein
Speaker 1: called ladies and gentlemen. Yes, yes, we may want our rights.
Speaker 1: Louder is anybody over thirty? Is anybody over forty? Would
Speaker 1: anyone likes? All right? Thank you so much? All right?
Speaker 1: What would you like to drink? Would vodka? What do
Speaker 1: you want to drink? Last night there was a Christian group.
Speaker 1: I'll have another symbol of champagne. Plea. Okay, well, Paget Stephen.
Speaker 1: Did you guys have fun last night? I did. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we had a great time. Although I can't sing Toxic
Speaker 1: by Britney Spears, that's hard. We did carry we went
Speaker 1: to Dimples in Japan Town. We went to Dimples to
Speaker 1: Japan Town with Kenny and ben Adorable ben Z and Kenny,
Speaker 1: and then we also went with Nick Krall and Nick Thoon.
Speaker 1: It was the weirdest. It was such a glazier and
Speaker 1: Jason Man's two kids, and then there was like four
Speaker 1: random like I don't know if they were Bachelor fans
Speaker 1: or comedy fans there, but they as we all just
Speaker 1: sing karaoke until he closed the PI Stean's wayst size
Speaker 1: the over under his so get your money down, Stephen,
Speaker 1: and you tell me that you also looked like that
Speaker 1: is actually my photo from not We are not So Different.
Speaker 1: I actually lost my vagina in when people say to me,
Speaker 1: nobody picked it up. When people do interview, they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: how do you become a female comedian. It's like exhibit A,
Speaker 1: you don't become a female comedian unless you look like
Speaker 1: that alter middle. Interesting. They cut it off before the
Speaker 1: caption at the bottom that says hello bottom. They don't care,
Speaker 1: they don't they don't believe you. Well, everybody paget Stephen,
Speaker 1: what did you think of the finale of Rachel and
Speaker 1: Brian and Peter? They just wanted a ring, right, she
Speaker 1: just wanted that fucking clap. If you think Brian has
Speaker 1: fake cheeks surgically enhanced. The people that aren't clapping, uh,
Speaker 1: they hadn't seen the program. Because if you program, I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna call it program because I'm eight. How many
Speaker 1: people had a problem with Peter's approach of I won't
Speaker 1: marry you. I mean it's two weeks. I mean, look,
Speaker 1: it is the game. It's the game. But but I
Speaker 1: can see how after two weeks if you're like I guess,
Speaker 1: don't join the Bachelor. Maybe that's not the show for you.
Speaker 1: You gotta speak in of the mike because we're doing
Speaker 1: a podcast. Okay, um, well, are you guys ready to
Speaker 1: get this show started? Let's start out with the bones done,
Speaker 1: shall we? People are doing it. We have young, good
Speaker 1: looking bachelor's with nothing but hopes and dreams. Let's funk
Speaker 1: them up. All right? First up? I consider him my
Speaker 1: future X husband. I consider him my Bachelor franchise boyfriend.
Speaker 1: I think if you guys have ever heard the podcast,
Speaker 1: do you know who my true love is? I dragged
Speaker 1: him here from Nashville after he made cocktails in Mexico,
Speaker 1: my secret boyfriend. Well that well sits in the middle.
Speaker 1: Well sits in the middle. So we slide down. Yes,
Speaker 1: please sit right here, bunny. Yes, everybody, Oh my god?
Speaker 1: By round of applause. Who is still hungover? Nope, this
Speaker 1: is still drunk. This is a responsible crowd. I know. Well,
Speaker 1: you'll look great. Did you miss me? I miss you?
Speaker 1: You did? By the way, this is the fourth time
Speaker 1: moving on this show. Could I just be like a
Speaker 1: part of the castes? When do you just move to
Speaker 1: l a? All right? What you didn't come to karaoke
Speaker 1: with us last night. Well, I know, I'm sorry. And
Speaker 1: then I found that Nick Role was there Roll and
Speaker 1: Raffi Rafie nicksoon Rothie Rock. I saw them at the
Speaker 1: like yeah, sessions, and I wanted to take a picture.
Speaker 1: I texted you that and you were like, not happening, lady, lady,
Speaker 1: Well so you are now it is no secret you
Speaker 1: are the new bartender. Time about when is this going
Speaker 1: to be released? Is it after Monday? It's being released
Speaker 1: as we what are we doing it after Monday? We'll
Speaker 1: do it after Monday. How about that? We'll do it tuesday. Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll do it tuesday. Welles um, I get Jorge fired
Speaker 1: in episode one. That's Paget, Donald Trumpman, Donald Trump, you
Speaker 1: just FaceTime to me for British Columbia. He faces, Okay,
Speaker 1: sent a video. I I sent him a picture. I
Speaker 1: was making puzzole a and I was like, I'm thinking
Speaker 1: of you. The only thing we could eat at the
Speaker 1: at the apply of Sayulita where they shoot Badger in
Speaker 1: Paradise because we got sick on chicken tacos down. Did
Speaker 1: we can patchet one more? Mike? I Paget, did you
Speaker 1: go there on your honeymoon. You went to that. We
Speaker 1: went there for she went just a hotel on her
Speaker 1: honeymoon and befriended Jorge. He was fantastic. He was fantastic,
Speaker 1: the whole staff. It's it's great. It's a true story.
Speaker 1: Is this true? Yeah, that's amazing. Hold on, by the way,
Speaker 1: I love Jorge and I was kidding, but he's Wills
Speaker 1: would never mean that none is great. We think you might.
Speaker 1: Is that the greatest job? Because here's the question, are
Speaker 1: you allowed to hump the contestants or because that way
Speaker 1: you don't get kicked off? Like? Could you make did
Speaker 1: you make out with a twin? I didn't make out
Speaker 1: with the twin? Did you make up with Ashley? I
Speaker 1: she wasn't there. I have been feeling that she's come out.
Speaker 1: Did you make out with Raven? Did you make up
Speaker 1: with Alex the Dolphin? You love Alex a Dolphin. I'm
Speaker 1: jealous of you and Alex a Dolphins. Alexis I've been
Speaker 1: to college. She told me to call her alp with
Speaker 1: her eyes. I'm just so you guys dating? Yes, No,
Speaker 1: we're not. Did you make out with anyone in Paradise?
Speaker 1: You got to watch this show? Did you did you
Speaker 1: get into the bone. Yeah? Okay, Um, if anybody needs
Speaker 1: a drink from Josh do let's take a drink. One
Speaker 1: drink request? Does anybody want to cock the man with
Speaker 1: the glasses? What would you like from joshers fingers driver?
Speaker 1: What's your name? Love? Sarah is going to get a
Speaker 1: drink from Josh's screw driver. More to calm, morn, calm, alcoholics,
Speaker 1: keep it down. Okay. So who knew there'd be eight
Speaker 1: hundred people here at noon? Oh my god? What a crowd?
Speaker 1: What a crowd? Who is feeling so insecure right now?
Speaker 1: I feel like this is like Trump's inauguration, where we're
Speaker 1: just like inflating the numbers. This is just millions of
Speaker 1: people here. I am just like Melania. I am dead
Speaker 1: inside blanket. You need help get out of dystopieum ten
Speaker 1: without having to screw a business man. I don't know
Speaker 1: how it's gonna happen. Um well question. So so I
Speaker 1: think to me, it's that you being the bartender feels
Speaker 1: like the best position. I mean, like you got to
Speaker 1: go and be funny and hang out. I thought it
Speaker 1: was awesome. Yeah, did you have a good time? But
Speaker 1: we haven't seen it yet. Yeah, no, be honest. To
Speaker 1: be honest, it was the best job. No one's ever
Speaker 1: done it, right, Like, no one's ever been a contestant.
Speaker 1: And then like got to like kind of be a
Speaker 1: part of the show, like Harrison was never like on
Speaker 1: the Bachelor, and then became the host. So it was
Speaker 1: it was kind of impressing. Ended. So they were like, well,
Speaker 1: to see what happens. And most people just go on
Speaker 1: with the rest of their lives, all right. Not me.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ride this way forever. Like you guess what
Speaker 1: catch raise? Do you guess what cat? Let me just
Speaker 1: say that. And I don't know how the lighting is
Speaker 1: in here, but there's no one more heati sexual than me. Right,
Speaker 1: But let me tell you, if I ever hop over
Speaker 1: that gave fence, I want to land on fucking well.
Speaker 1: That's what I want. That's gold. I want you to
Speaker 1: know that that young man up there just feel like
Speaker 1: the same right to that young boy is hoping to.
Speaker 1: My people would say it to my mother in the
Speaker 1: general store in little Compton, Rhode Island to January and
Speaker 1: there would go, I wouldn't polite, young gentleman you have
Speaker 1: about me. I am going to close on her mother
Speaker 1: true story. Okay, so you're doing stand up now? Wells, yeah, apparently, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not. You're not. Is that like a rumor that's
Speaker 1: going Z said you did like fifteen minutes for them
Speaker 1: in Mexico? Oh yeah, well, aren't you just like to
Speaker 1: torch your friends? So I used to. We We can talk
Speaker 1: about when when the show stopped because just speck the
Speaker 1: fresh drake and every everyone was freaking out. And I
Speaker 1: remember we all I got together and the cameras stopped rolling,
Speaker 1: and it was just like a weird vibe. And so
Speaker 1: I was like, I'll tell you guys a story. And
Speaker 1: then I just told a story about an embarrassing sexual moment,
Speaker 1: and it was was it with me? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: thank god, Jojo? And then she sent me home. Oh
Speaker 1: my god? Can I tell you we were watching you.
Speaker 1: I felt like Fireman's outfit didn't fit. We have memories
Speaker 1: that made you relatable. If you had fainted in that
Speaker 1: Fireman's outfit, or if you had stuck your landing with
Speaker 1: that kiss at your basso of me, Will's based me.
Speaker 1: Thank you. How brutal that is to be like waiting
Speaker 1: for the kiss and then it happens, and then she's like,
Speaker 1: we go to dinner and she's like, You're the greatest
Speaker 1: guy in the world, and I've been waiting for this kiss. Yeah, now,
Speaker 1: get the funk out of here right now? Do you
Speaker 1: kissed her on a slippy slide? I know, I know
Speaker 1: it was. I said to patch you lust and I
Speaker 1: got Two years ago, I got taken out to Benny
Speaker 1: Hannah in Oxnard, California. I don't want to brag. I
Speaker 1: got dry hot nearest drawberry Field and never called again.
Speaker 1: And I don't know what I did. So it's a
Speaker 1: similar story that was last fall and the person you
Speaker 1: dry hot me Chris Harrison. Very gentle, lover, I want
Speaker 1: very gentle. Oh my god, Anna, how are we doing
Speaker 1: on time? Four minutes? Okay, all right, we get it.
Speaker 1: Everyone loves twink is out here right now. You will
Speaker 1: not disrespect my twink. I caught him and I've captured him.
Speaker 1: He's been under my floorboards. Fruit lady. We've got four minutes,
Speaker 1: all right, minutes four minutes, just so you know he's
Speaker 1: the closer, So just settle in. What do you need
Speaker 1: to drink? Honey? You like the over under. Bring this
Speaker 1: girl a drink right now to take my god, you
Speaker 1: got your wristband? Are you fucking kidding me? Katie? Will
Speaker 1: you play baracouta? Katie? Will you play baracouta? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Where did Dean go? She's bringing the drink. Oh Dan,
Speaker 1: You're simple, it's all. We're all gonna be electrocuted here.
Speaker 1: We got right there, deed. Just so you know, I'm
Speaker 1: rooted us. Your time's where are you ken? There's fifty
Speaker 1: people ahead creating out right now cheese. Thousand people are
Speaker 1: going crazy. Oh my god. They just had to take
Speaker 1: the roof off the tent and build a new roof. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm dropping the wayside to ways Did you see what
Speaker 1: we'll go get to that? He's wearing like vans. He's
Speaker 1: wearing vans with his Who knows what happened to Dean
Speaker 1: since he landed in San Francisco. It's a dusty it's
Speaker 1: a dusty place here and outside land the boys basically
Speaker 1: wearing kids and he's got his big toe poking through
Speaker 1: the hole. Something has happened to Dean in San Francisco.
Speaker 1: Only a man that pretty he can have his toe
Speaker 1: coming out of a shoe and everyone's like, oh, I
Speaker 1: know what I'm gonna baby beorn and have I'm squeezed
Speaker 1: my kids? Can you can you tell us that people
Speaker 1: find the people find love and b I P yeah,
Speaker 1: there is, there's some I will say this that, Um,
Speaker 1: this show is going to be different. Um because because
Speaker 1: the because we had like squashed so much filming into
Speaker 1: like what happened. I didn't hear anything about why anything
Speaker 1: what happened when you put hot messes into an imagine
Speaker 1: when you put to Mario and Karen and the cameras
Speaker 1: an alcohol, I can't imagine where that something went wrong.
Speaker 1: I was told that hot Russian chick would be here Christina.
Speaker 1: Yeah she hasn't. She has here. I've been here all time,
Speaker 1: all time, right here, guys, give me a piece of
Speaker 1: card rolle. So um, answer your question. Um, I would
Speaker 1: say that this season is going to be a lot
Speaker 1: funnier than and the show is funny anyways, but the
Speaker 1: best show on because there is it was squashed down,
Speaker 1: there was there's not a ton of like love stories,
Speaker 1: so there's a lot of like funny stories. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be the best season ever. Do you guys, do you
Speaker 1: guys love Paradise? I mean when you heard it was
Speaker 1: back You're like, I can fucking wake up in the morning.
Speaker 1: I okay, you guys, wells, Will you stay out here
Speaker 1: because you're our Bachelor liaison? No, I'm gonna stay out
Speaker 1: here because I'm now a part of your show. All right.
Speaker 1: Do you think that Wills and I have chemistry? Right?
Speaker 1: It's good? Right? But he didn't come out last night
Speaker 1: and I texted him in a solo text and he
Speaker 1: kind of was like, I'm not coming, and I thought,
Speaker 1: I get it all right anyway, moving up before I
Speaker 1: need I need a number Thumble, a number thumble thing
Speaker 1: I got her on eBay holds less can come me
Speaker 1: out of anything? What's that bunney? She doesn't even hold
Speaker 1: an ounce of liquor and you've already spilled half of
Speaker 1: it on the floor. Did you so much? Guess who?
Speaker 1: I guess you sprained your ankle yesterday. Can send in
Speaker 1: the morning. They don't want to know. It will make
Speaker 1: them sad. Go for it. Don't feel sad. I'm doing okay, guy,
Speaker 1: She's fine. But she texted this to me at thirty
Speaker 1: in the morning. I say, not bad for a girl
Speaker 1: with a sprained ankle. No, I can't. I can't read
Speaker 1: that it's they know though you can say it. Here's
Speaker 1: the thing. Is it gonna bump you out when you
Speaker 1: hear real life text me not bad for a girl
Speaker 1: with sprained ankle, a dead dad, and day for of
Speaker 1: a z back. My dad died two weeks ago. Don't
Speaker 1: be sad, guys, because I'm here and this is my
Speaker 1: make a wish and it's okay. He was sick for
Speaker 1: a long time. Steve, why did you say that? It's
Speaker 1: okay you guys, I'm here. It is all good. Life happens, guys.
Speaker 1: We're all gonna die, all right here, we got all right? Great?
Speaker 1: Thank you for bringing that up, Steve. I'm so glad
Speaker 1: they all know that we're all going to die. That
Speaker 1: is not what this podcast needed. It's okay. I'm literally okay,
Speaker 1: I'm going home next week. Okay, I mean I was
Speaker 1: home and then I'm going back. I literally left home
Speaker 1: to watch a couple of British baking shows come to you,
Speaker 1: and then I'm going to go watch Paradise with my
Speaker 1: mother and mittens the kittens. So I'm literally spreading the
Speaker 1: ashes next week. Okay. They don't want to know he is,
Speaker 1: but they don't want to know Stephen. They don't know.
Speaker 1: They don't want to know that, they don't want to
Speaker 1: know that any people just came into the guy. You guys, Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: we got a time limit down. Okay, we gotta keep
Speaker 1: it back. We're back. Number two coming out next is
Speaker 1: a guy that we met last night. He was brave
Speaker 1: enough to come to karaoke. He is fucking hot at
Speaker 1: ship in person, he's everybody. He is a great dad.
Speaker 1: The ladies and gentlemen. Ye, watch this, watch this, watch
Speaker 1: this heart is shaking a jack man. You're her watchler. Yeah,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, ye your glasses glasses Wait, there's a
Speaker 1: legal cant tonic. Yeah, this is legal. Will you have
Speaker 1: Dean bring her a Jenna genic Agenna's God, she doesn't
Speaker 1: he doesn't have tonic her gin surprise. I I don't
Speaker 1: give coming out whatever. Okay, Kenny Ken, you guys, who's up? Y'all?
Speaker 1: Y'all have it a good time. You got to do it.
Speaker 1: You got to do your cana. Are you ready to
Speaker 1: film this? You need to film this what I've been
Speaker 1: waiting for. So I don't do you guys know on
Speaker 1: the podcast that I do an impression of Kenny yes,
Speaker 1: I just heard about this. Let's do this, all right,
Speaker 1: I gotta wait till Anna is ready? He are you ready? Okay? Ready?
Speaker 1: Snick who he sounds like a crazy person every time,
Speaker 1: cheers Kenny A sneaky snake. Then, oh god, Kenny Stephen,
Speaker 1: was we just so enjoyed you last night. Let me
Speaker 1: tell you something. I fell in love with a man
Speaker 1: named Kenny last night. It happens. I asked him this
Speaker 1: question is like, you have moments in your life and
Speaker 1: you think, you know what, maybe I'll be a professional wrestler,
Speaker 1: and then you then you think yourself, that didn't work out.
Speaker 1: Maybe the Bachelor. What's next, Kenny? What's next? Maybe I'll
Speaker 1: try Seinfeld? Um, Kenny? Did you guys? Did you you?
Speaker 1: First of all, your daughter Mackenzie is so adorable, awesome.
Speaker 1: Mackenzie's tend going on like did you guys go to Disneyland?
Speaker 1: We did go to diet thank you, thank you. Well.
Speaker 1: The funny thing is is like I had a birthday,
Speaker 1: the whole thing land at a compan at Dre's. I
Speaker 1: live in Vegas, so and all this stuff going on,
Speaker 1: and you know, Chris Harrison's like, hey, you're going to Disneyland.
Speaker 1: I was like, shit, it's my birthday. I go to Yeah.
Speaker 1: But so the whole thing was I was going to
Speaker 1: take her. Her mom came out, so I was gonna
Speaker 1: take her and like drop her off at Disneyland, get
Speaker 1: on a plane, and take my ass to Vegas to
Speaker 1: go have some adult fun. So we get to Disneyland,
Speaker 1: Like the whole time, she's given me the side I like,
Speaker 1: you're really about to take your ass out. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't worry about you, guy, are gonna have a
Speaker 1: good time. And then we get to disney and then
Speaker 1: like there's a whole thing like hey Kenny Mackenzie, welcome her.
Speaker 1: And I was like, all right, can I get my
Speaker 1: can I change my flight please? And then we went
Speaker 1: to Disneyland. Did she have the best time? She had
Speaker 1: a great time, She had a really good time. Did
Speaker 1: you have overall? What was your favorite part of the season, Like,
Speaker 1: what was the most fun for you? Because you were
Speaker 1: so charming on it, Thank you, welcome well, you know
Speaker 1: like already you know I love you. Well, you know,
Speaker 1: I think my favorite part is just uh like in retrospect,
Speaker 1: just kind of like the people that I met, like
Speaker 1: the friends that I made. I went on that show
Speaker 1: with very like Drake. Uh like no new friends, no
Speaker 1: new friends, no new friends. No, it's Drake not like friends.
Speaker 1: Drake doesn't want any new friends. Drake keeps DM me
Speaker 1: and it's so weird, Like I need a friend. I'd
Speaker 1: asked Rihanna about that first, I don't think. I don't know.
Speaker 1: How does you feel about the your exit that night?
Speaker 1: You don't be seeing it when it aired, How did
Speaker 1: you feel about I'll say that that was probably the
Speaker 1: most mature breakup that I'll ever ever have. And you
Speaker 1: were a gentleman, and you were wonderful also cute, and well,
Speaker 1: it's just one of those It's one of those things
Speaker 1: where when you can actually like, uh, come to that
Speaker 1: point with somebody that you have feelings for, and you
Speaker 1: can do it from an emotional and a lot real standpoint,
Speaker 1: Like I was scared to death about hometowns. I was
Speaker 1: not really worried, like prepared to bring ABC and the
Speaker 1: cameras and Rachel and all this stuff to my hometown
Speaker 1: and get my little girl swept up in all of
Speaker 1: that and then you know, Rachel's gonna cut my ass anyway,
Speaker 1: So what was the point about it. Yeah, did you
Speaker 1: feel that all we are saying, oh, better come give
Speaker 1: me a hug later on? If you see, I was
Speaker 1: feeling yet open for business. Kenny really great hugger. I
Speaker 1: would take him up on throughout the entire show has
Speaker 1: has anyone ever looked as good as Kenny looked on
Speaker 1: that last episode? So I was watching that show and
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, yeah, this guy's gonna be the
Speaker 1: fucking bachelor. Nobody wants to see that, right, we do?
Speaker 1: We all did. And then like and then like Mackenzie
Speaker 1: also is there, and then there's like other like middle
Speaker 1: schoolers that are a buying for love. How No, no
Speaker 1: that I didn't think. I didn't you're going to go
Speaker 1: down that path? Wells. I thought Mackenzie's there's a help,
Speaker 1: you know with the with the process. No, well, just
Speaker 1: trying to get a lawsuit, like I have to break
Speaker 1: some little boy's leg. And then come on and started
Speaker 1: to work. Kenny broke up like I'm not breaking up.
Speaker 1: I'll see you a litter. Oh yeah you did? I
Speaker 1: like that? I was like, yeah, yeah, I think Wells
Speaker 1: has a point that it was. It was a great breakup,
Speaker 1: adult and mature and and you did the right thing,
Speaker 1: and I really I respected it, and I thought it
Speaker 1: was great when you when you really like when you
Speaker 1: have films for somebody in your and your and you
Speaker 1: can and you're cool like your friends first with that,
Speaker 1: you can have those kind of like logical like hey, listen,
Speaker 1: I like you and you like me. Maybe this isn't it?
Speaker 1: And I have this conversation every three day. I know,
Speaker 1: I know hard and we started out the streets and
Speaker 1: I am pursuing your super straight So it's probably not
Speaker 1: gonna works to see them scissor short legs that they're
Speaker 1: strong you creepy, Yeah, disco, this is not the right
Speaker 1: crowd for that, seamy. Let's see. Um, I actually did
Speaker 1: scissor gal at a wedding accidentally in Napa. My friend Laurie,
Speaker 1: who's here? Where's Laurie? LORI took a photo of on
Speaker 1: my my all right? Did she did? We did a
Speaker 1: podcast with Laurie. It's Pat's Laurie's wedding. Laurie knows more
Speaker 1: her about the Bachelor than I do, and it hurts me.
Speaker 1: Laurie hurts me at her wedding. I accidentally sissor the
Speaker 1: trainer of the and she actually, yeah, we need some
Speaker 1: more about that. Accidentally gets me to a leg wrestling contest,
Speaker 1: as you do at a wedding, and Laurie's wedding. You
Speaker 1: scissored Lourie Lord her trainer, and I said, and she
Speaker 1: she was really cute. She looked like Dolph Lonngren. She
Speaker 1: was worry or the trainer, the trainer and that well,
Speaker 1: everyone was arm wrestling. And then I was like winning,
Speaker 1: which was weird because clearly and then it was really gay.
Speaker 1: And then and then and then I was winning at
Speaker 1: arm wrestling, which is strange because literally I'm not that sporty.
Speaker 1: And then um and then the and then the trainer goes,
Speaker 1: do you we should lady Dolph goes, we should totally
Speaker 1: lag wrestle. So then I was like, fun, yeah, let's
Speaker 1: lay wrestle. And I was like leg wrestling everybody. And
Speaker 1: then my date walked up and I was scissoring everybody
Speaker 1: in the Greater Napa Valley area. Turns out they tricked
Speaker 1: me and they let me win. Everyone's a winner. When
Speaker 1: your scissors Winter Winter, can that be the name of
Speaker 1: our podcast? That's a big winter. When our scissor did Okay,
Speaker 1: there we go what is that card made Anna two minutes? Okay, Stephen,
Speaker 1: you have some questions for Kenny. I do have some
Speaker 1: questions for Kenny. I feel like like, and I don't
Speaker 1: mean to get all racial. I thought the way you
Speaker 1: handled that ship was amazing, that you didn't bring anger
Speaker 1: to it, like you were eloquent and I almost paradise.
Speaker 1: Am I wrong? Am I wrong? Wasn't be smart and eloquent?
Speaker 1: He was fu I think everybody can agree that leaves
Speaker 1: a dickhead, right, all right, So like you can hev
Speaker 1: he was Vader is cool? Come on? Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: He was worse than he was worse than Vader, like bickhead?
Speaker 1: Yeah any Star Wars? Were you so you didn't see
Speaker 1: like his tweets and stuff before you went on the show,
Speaker 1: of course not so after the show were you more annoyed? No?
Speaker 1: Or were you just like I used as a dick? No? Well, actually,
Speaker 1: like I gave less of a funk after I watched
Speaker 1: at the tweets because when it's this thing, all I
Speaker 1: really thought about was Lee, like he's looking around like,
Speaker 1: hey man, I'm five ft two and you know, not attractive.
Speaker 1: He's around that song. I could to take him down. Listen,
Speaker 1: you could definitely sissorly because Lee as a vagina shooting
Speaker 1: bullets over the storyline is that you're cool. But you
Speaker 1: know it was just you know, Leaves just a guy
Speaker 1: that I just felt was just out of his out
Speaker 1: of his element. And obviously I was like fuck. I
Speaker 1: was like, man, you're just at your that was leg
Speaker 1: does on Planet Earth? Like bro? So why beat up? Like?
Speaker 1: Why beat up an asshole like that? You have to
Speaker 1: dress right now, giving you props. I was amazed at how,
Speaker 1: even on camera, you were able to be that present
Speaker 1: and that intelligent and not buy into the bullshit because
Speaker 1: he's going to learn a lot more if I dress
Speaker 1: him down intellectually, if I whip his ass. H. Kenny
Speaker 1: was out here. Okay, so you guys are gonna slide down,
Speaker 1: all right? We need to have um I'll sit here
Speaker 1: so we are next person. This was the make a
Speaker 1: Wish person that I flew in for my platonic best
Speaker 1: friend Aaron and Anna. We saw this gentleman on the season.
Speaker 1: We saw a purple deeper suit, we saw a top knot.
Speaker 1: We didn't see enough of this fucking guy. We were like,
Speaker 1: who are you? Why we need to fly you in
Speaker 1: from Detroit this morning. Get on the fucking plane, Alex,
Speaker 1: you guy, yes your wow, wow, wow. It was my favorite.
Speaker 1: He was my favorite. What did right now? I'll have
Speaker 1: mine later, Alex you you guys, I only know men
Speaker 1: in Batman's shirts. For the viewers at home, ma'am a
Speaker 1: lady sunglasses, my friend? What is your name? Sweet queen Lauren?
Speaker 1: Please explained to the viewers at home what you just
Speaker 1: saw probably the best thing I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 1: And so a man walked out a god, a god exactly,
Speaker 1: and and a legging? Would you say he's wearing? What
Speaker 1: is he wearing? What would you describe that he's wearing? Um,
Speaker 1: Navaho pajama pants teenage stoner would wear. But I love it?
Speaker 1: And then what did heat? Did I not just get
Speaker 1: pregnant by Alex test? Oh my god, I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Laurence, thank you so much. It
Speaker 1: was very close and I'm literally flutt stretched jegging. What
Speaker 1: can I get you a drink? Oh? That hat looks
Speaker 1: good on you? What can I get you a drink? Bunny?
Speaker 1: The hydrogen monoxa? All right, I've lost my thimble. We
Speaker 1: got a real wild card everything to the ground, took
Speaker 1: his shirt off and simulated missionary penetration. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I've not been that more athletic than any one of
Speaker 1: us have ever had in bed. I have not could
Speaker 1: have broken my back. My back would have been broken.
Speaker 1: The last time I was that aroused was when I
Speaker 1: thought I met Dolph long Grad. Hold on, guys, I'm
Speaker 1: really sorry. We have to shut down this podcast. There
Speaker 1: are allegations of sexual miscombat everyone everybody. Everybody agreed to everything.
Speaker 1: Everybody agreed to everything and by themselves. Alex, ten thousand
Speaker 1: people just walked into the tent. You guys are numbers
Speaker 1: zero zero zero, Calex. You are a fascinating creature. Thank you.
Speaker 1: We loved you. On the season, I said I wanted
Speaker 1: to climb you like a Resea's monkey, and you did?
Speaker 1: You did? You just did? I feel like I did.
Speaker 1: I've never felt safer. Safety First, Where are you? Where
Speaker 1: are you from? What do you do? What is the deal?
Speaker 1: I'm fascinated. What's your job? Uh? My job was actually
Speaker 1: less fascinating than that. I do ID and accounting, which
Speaker 1: is like funk, that's sexy. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I
Speaker 1: fucking love that that's so goddamn sex, I said the
Speaker 1: personal trainer. I'd be like, Pat, you just climax love it.
Speaker 1: My pants unbuttoned by themselves when he three to the ground.
Speaker 1: I play fighting my underwear for a living. And I
Speaker 1: didn't even get that. Okay, You're like, you're like the
Speaker 1: worker he pete in the pool address head addressing, didn't
Speaker 1: he eat a salaman? Who in the pool? None of
Speaker 1: you are coming to my hotsup. I don't have a pool.
Speaker 1: None of us own pools. None of us all pools.
Speaker 1: That's why we pay them. It's like, this will never
Speaker 1: remind God. I need to get on a show. Okay, Aaron, Aaron,
Speaker 1: You're like you're like the hot fun coworker where people
Speaker 1: come to you with like questions they already know the
Speaker 1: answer to just to get into your cubicle and be like,
Speaker 1: I'm having trouble, crutch these numbers take your pants off.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's what I happened. Right, Well, you want
Speaker 1: those panthers. It said that one time you ate a salamander.
Speaker 1: We were paget called that that gentle miniature? How did
Speaker 1: that happen? Right? That did happen? There's actually a video
Speaker 1: of that out there that I'm holding it back for now.
Speaker 1: What happened was I swam in uh in college. I
Speaker 1: was gonna swim team and we did uh our fundraising
Speaker 1: and uh we're not sounds festival as you do, ye
Speaker 1: as you do, and I'm on board right now. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So we found a salamander one day and kind of
Speaker 1: just happened. Offended you? Someone did? Yeah, he yelled at
Speaker 1: your sister, so you ate him? No, none of those things.
Speaker 1: Salamander must have done something under How did you get
Speaker 1: on the Bachelor? Like you told me? Honestly? True? Is
Speaker 1: that true that everybody says? Of course they did? Look
Speaker 1: at him? I mean I I would call you if
Speaker 1: I knew you, exid. He's got a good story. You did?
Speaker 1: Are he? Man spreads address head. I don't care. Great?
Speaker 1: How huge? How do they have your number? What happened?
Speaker 1: I appreciate Kim. I did like an extra role for
Speaker 1: Superman versus Batman. I'm pretty sure they got it from that.
Speaker 1: I've been an extra and everything and nobody's ever called yeah,
Speaker 1: well I was an extra. Who are you rooting for
Speaker 1: a Batman or Superman? Superman? I mean it's obvious. I
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know. Wow, I had no idea
Speaker 1: that would really separate the crowd. One of our producers,
Speaker 1: Anna has has been obsessed with you and we. She
Speaker 1: wants to come out. She's got a couple of questions. Anna.
Speaker 1: Everybody actions about your purple suit because I'm all, my love,
Speaker 1: your fashion is amazing. Okay, here gives to Anna. Anna.
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlla Anna, Anna, have at it. So I'm
Speaker 1: like the token foreign person in this group. I'm Irish, sure, Okay,
Speaker 1: So I had a few questions. You're telling me back
Speaker 1: stage that they told you to play up your foreignness.
Speaker 1: Where are you from? Tell us where you're from? Originally
Speaker 1: from Russia? So yeah, I grew up when I moved
Speaker 1: here without their team. My dad was recruited to work
Speaker 1: on the particle reader. That's that's hot. So but yeah,
Speaker 1: I actually grew up like in Rule Russia on the farm,
Speaker 1: we didn't have running water. I have to walk through
Speaker 1: the well and then with a bucket. How do you
Speaker 1: have to be to tell this story? I mean I
Speaker 1: was a kid at that point. How we're hot? Do
Speaker 1: you have to be to tell this story? You have
Speaker 1: to be good looking? San Francisco, This man are you
Speaker 1: guys enjoying yourself? I mean, that's a great story. I'm glad.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you had to walk with Let's let's stop.
Speaker 1: She wasn't like insanely good looking. I would be like, um, so, yeah,
Speaker 1: if I had a hole in my shoe, I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure we all have shipped you guys. I looked like
Speaker 1: that until I was twenty. Okay, would you wait? So
Speaker 1: then you moved to Detroit? Yeah, I moved to Detroit
Speaker 1: and I've I've been up there ever since. So they
Speaker 1: told you to play up your p honestly, because I
Speaker 1: moved out here. I was at starting high school. So
Speaker 1: high school up and the last thing you want to
Speaker 1: do high school stand out, but you kind of want
Speaker 1: to fit in, So I got rid of most of
Speaker 1: my accent try and where. Yeah, I was trying to
Speaker 1: fan really hard for a while, and you were clearly
Speaker 1: trying to blend right now, I thought I was living
Speaker 1: a lie. So americanized you pretty heavily at that point.
Speaker 1: But so when they told me like, oh, be like
Speaker 1: more Russian, like says talking Russian, like I only speak
Speaker 1: Russian to my parents. Really, at this point, Donald Trump,
Speaker 1: am I right? Yeah? I thought it was a cool
Speaker 1: fact that I was Russian. Then I actually usually don't
Speaker 1: want to bring it up just because, but your accent
Speaker 1: is fantastic. You and Dean were amazing during the Viking Games.
Speaker 1: Out takes here? What's your body in the in the house?
Speaker 1: Who did you hang out with? The thing with Dean
Speaker 1: is actually they cut out our feud. It was because
Speaker 1: of continuity. Are we have to continue to protect to
Speaker 1: be friends? Now? Yeah? Until now, it wouldn't make sense
Speaker 1: if we hated each other exactly. You need to show
Speaker 1: that anything that matters is on TV. No one hates girls.
Speaker 1: Girls are both pretty so uh but the overall, did
Speaker 1: you have fun with that? That you were killing it
Speaker 1: at the Viking day? That was starting your jam? Was there?
Speaker 1: Like the Viking? The Viking guys, the Wiking guys, waking guys.
Speaker 1: I was the Viking because he was black Vikings. What
Speaker 1: I did? Was it hard to keep it together when
Speaker 1: they kept saying to you, we are Viking. Well one
Speaker 1: of them would say Viking, any other one would say
Speaker 1: Vikings were like, all right, well, which one of y'all
Speaker 1: is not going to get our fingers chopped. I wish
Speaker 1: they had a spinoff I could have watched those two right.
Speaker 1: That actually was probably the most fun group date I can.
Speaker 1: He was telling you I actually went undefeated the whole day,
Speaker 1: but they cut me out ahead and they give it
Speaker 1: to Kenny. We also need to talk about dancing, because
Speaker 1: the background and then the Ellen episode, all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: we're like, what who is that? Yeah? Anywhere dancing like
Speaker 1: a goddamn fucking chipping No, we know Kenny talked about
Speaker 1: he had been a dancer, he'd been a chip and
Speaker 1: Dai's dancer. I worked at chippen Nails before you. Time
Speaker 1: needs to be a dance thing. How do you know
Speaker 1: that happened? See a dance all I'm gonna put it's
Speaker 1: the dancer ye, animal print? Ye? Yeah? Who see? And
Speaker 1: not nowhere? No, don't, don't speed the cheese, don't right now,
Speaker 1: everybody's listening, nobody has their parents. Oh my god, the
Speaker 1: pants are I got so excited. God's curling on the
Speaker 1: stage right now happened round of applause, You got a pause.
Speaker 1: That was that was a goddamn dream sequence that anybody
Speaker 1: that's not in this tent really made an error in judgment,
Speaker 1: this error and error. Everybody is here there are forty
Speaker 1: three thousand people here now. Thank you so much, California.
Speaker 1: We really needed this. Questions canceled. We are the new
Speaker 1: trip call quests have trip called questions. You know, whether
Speaker 1: it is cool you guys? I came a little Oh
Speaker 1: they're not creeper pants. You guys just getting creepy? Here
Speaker 1: to the right. How are we doing on time? Okay?
Speaker 1: I the same, just more. I just want to say
Speaker 1: that this truly is my make a wish. I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm back in the world, like I feel better
Speaker 1: about myself. Alex. Last question, do you have a single
Speaker 1: gay sister that looks just like you and wears those pants?
Speaker 1: Will you guys come out with us? And Aaron and
Speaker 1: I are singing at the at the goddamn comedy Jam
Speaker 1: tonight at the Rickshaw Stop. Will you guys come dance
Speaker 1: with us on stage? Yes? Will you guys come is
Speaker 1: at nine thirty. Okay, I'm so delighted you came. Thank
Speaker 1: you so much. You are our favorite. Seriously, you were
Speaker 1: so much fun and best and then well I have
Speaker 1: to take my hat back, but I don't give Kenny.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for coming. Oh my god, you guys.
Speaker 1: Alex and Kenny. Ladies and gentlemen, how are you guys doing?
Speaker 1: Are you having fun? This is truly the most exciting
Speaker 1: I've been like, I'm literally every time where they're like,
Speaker 1: we got Kenny, we got alex I've been screwed, meaning
Speaker 1: and you understand. Do you understand? Lauren? You know Lauren,
Speaker 1: you knew you. I've been texting you for weeks about it.
Speaker 1: I am like a predator and I'm locked and loaded
Speaker 1: on these gentlemen, and I'm like, I we got our
Speaker 1: dreamline up. I'm sorry that it is raining men, but
Speaker 1: apparently Rachel has an engagement party in Dallas. Cheeks cheeks chicks.
Speaker 1: Cheeks cheeks cheeks cheeks, chicks, chicks. We should call out.
Speaker 1: We should call people out that are not here. Because
Speaker 1: party we invited, Raven was confirmed and kind of ghosted
Speaker 1: me a lot. She was kind of like, yeah, be there,
Speaker 1: and then I was like, okay, ravens a little tough
Speaker 1: to deal with um. And then we did. We Raven
Speaker 1: said yes and then disappeared, and then and then we
Speaker 1: tried to get Alexis. I really wanted Alexis. I know
Speaker 1: you did, I know your dad, Thank you, thank you,
Speaker 1: you got my back. Moving on, are you guys ready
Speaker 1: for the show to continue? Up next, we have a
Speaker 1: man that now this. Once this errors on Monday, you'll
Speaker 1: know he is a huge storyline coming up on Monday.
Speaker 1: You know him from Caitlin season. He literally looks like Superman.
Speaker 1: He is sweet as can be, Ladies and gentlemen, Benzie, alright,
Speaker 1: Bruce Fringe, thank you, come on the past. Oh here,
Speaker 1: we'll tell me that stop dancing, take your clothes up
Speaker 1: and dance. That's what you're gonna do. I'm handing it.
Speaker 1: We have an extra that's for do you need a drink? Boo?
Speaker 1: What would you like? Bunny? Okay, you guys, Ben can
Speaker 1: you can I just take a moment for the listeners
Speaker 1: at home. We're civilians and every fucking Bachelor contestant I've meant,
Speaker 1: he's like they look handsome on TV and then you
Speaker 1: meet them in life and you're like so much more,
Speaker 1: so much better looking than anyone I know. Do you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? You're like so much better. Thank you, Steve.
Speaker 1: I didn't know. Ben. Do you have a single lesbian
Speaker 1: sister that looks a like you? Then one of these
Speaker 1: days someone's gonna say I guess I'm Dayton Dean. You guys,
Speaker 1: there's enough get out there. We're not allowed to give
Speaker 1: you alcoholic you Dean, will you bring milady with the
Speaker 1: glasses and the third row a diet coke because we're
Speaker 1: not allowed to give you alcohol. I'm sorry, I know,
Speaker 1: but that lady in the third row that's a diet come.
Speaker 1: People have been running up shaking their head this whole time.
Speaker 1: You can't alcohol, okay, And I've been trying to tell
Speaker 1: Harden it doesn't spend. I heard it. I didn't care.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm giving them alcohol. Um, Benzy, how
Speaker 1: how let me ask you questions? You were out in
Speaker 1: the real world like you were you did Caitlyn season?
Speaker 1: And then how long has it been since? Was it
Speaker 1: weird to be out in the real world and then
Speaker 1: go back to paradise like you've been back in life
Speaker 1: for a while. Yeah, it's been a little crazy. They
Speaker 1: let's love you up, Let's let's get some social Oh
Speaker 1: there's hold on delivery day. There he's wearing that drink.
Speaker 1: Drink Okay, okay. I was the real world, real world
Speaker 1: for about two years. Two years. I went right back
Speaker 1: to work. But I will tell you that it is.
Speaker 1: It has been absolutely insane the last two years. What
Speaker 1: do you do? I'm a personal trainer, finished professional. I'm
Speaker 1: not I believe that from you. I'm saying, Alex the
Speaker 1: wild card. You know, obviously he had to be an
Speaker 1: I T. Of course, of course sexy fine Ben joking
Speaker 1: and that Cheerless movie. You're like, that's an I T.
Speaker 1: Guy if I've ever received That's what I'm saying. Sartboard.
Speaker 1: You see those novels and those pets. You're like that,
Speaker 1: you're gonna do my text. You're also a bodybuilder, like
Speaker 1: I thought you went into full time bodybuilding. That was me.
Speaker 1: I did one show. I did one show well, watching
Speaker 1: Ben say no to a woman for the first time
Speaker 1: I have. It's me. Let me tell you something about Ben.
Speaker 1: Let me say that Ben did like TVSF This guy
Speaker 1: was getting laid long before TV. Yeah, that's yeah. I
Speaker 1: mean this thing you, I mean, you are very handsome man,
Speaker 1: Am I correct? Is that the safest guy this? Yes?
Speaker 1: And then so you must have had the what's your
Speaker 1: ideal woman? Like? If you you now, you've probably have
Speaker 1: lots of gales throwing themselves at you, isn't Is she eaten?
Speaker 1: By a Demigorghan. Is that your ideal woman while her
Speaker 1: cool friend was getting dry humped? Um? What's your lady?
Speaker 1: What's your tongue? What's your pretend? I'm Patti Stanger? Is
Speaker 1: it Scarlet your handsome or Natalie Portman? Like your who's
Speaker 1: your celebrity crush? Ben? My celebrity crush is Ava Mendez?
Speaker 1: Like of like basically my girl pom hat pretty much
Speaker 1: an adult overall? Um, okay, so you like Avo Mendez?
Speaker 1: Now have you met and made love to a hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty Ava Mendez? Look like since you were on
Speaker 1: the bench. That's good? Is it insane? The amount of like?
Speaker 1: Is it just a symphony of numbers getting? It's a buffet,
Speaker 1: it's aufet the second that show has done so much,
Speaker 1: it's like being a woman. No, no, we say no,
Speaker 1: Steve is not with you. I don't care. I don't care.
Speaker 1: Somebody cuts Steve off before they attack, you know, but
Speaker 1: we have heard this. We've heard this over and over
Speaker 1: again because we're lucky enough, thanks to you, areton to
Speaker 1: meet people who have been on Bachelor and like the
Speaker 1: moment you're on TV in this country, if you're a
Speaker 1: man and you're young and you're hot. I guess it
Speaker 1: makes sense. Yeah, like the Olympic. Is it like Olympic Village,
Speaker 1: because you know the Olympians hump a lot. That's what
Speaker 1: I've heard. I've heard that genetically. Did you you'll have
Speaker 1: to watch him? Give us a hint? Did you all
Speaker 1: sign non disclosure agreements? We all do, so you had
Speaker 1: to tell us you actually can't watch. Did you make out?
Speaker 1: And that's the job may not have I cannot confirm
Speaker 1: her you had to make out? If you I'm pretty
Speaker 1: suck to save the question. You were on Klin season.
Speaker 1: Do you remember j J? Clint? Was it clear they
Speaker 1: were falling in love in the hot sub? They found love?
Speaker 1: They felt? Was it? We were like, what is going on?
Speaker 1: It was so like Kenny said, you get on the
Speaker 1: show and you get to know all these guys and
Speaker 1: you actually become really good friends. That's what I have
Speaker 1: found from not that good friend. They took it to
Speaker 1: another level that was amazing together. One of them said,
Speaker 1: I didn't expect it was Clint said, I came here
Speaker 1: to meet my wife. I didn't spect to fall in
Speaker 1: love with the man I love JJ, and I was like,
Speaker 1: this is the greatest. It was one of the greatest
Speaker 1: plot lines of all times. Was like a dad and
Speaker 1: an account from like Denver who lived with his mom.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what is happening in this grotto? By the way,
Speaker 1: they're like, so we're in like a like a bachelor
Speaker 1: text chain the most amazing. And JJ is in that
Speaker 1: text chain, Oh my god, and like JJ's texts are
Speaker 1: the greatest things. Tell me that JJ lives at home.
Speaker 1: JJ lives at home and his mom's base. He still
Speaker 1: lives in his you guys, J j M it still
Speaker 1: lives at home. That's have you met his mom? I
Speaker 1: have not met his mom. Ye, okay, So JJ lives
Speaker 1: at home and his mom's basement, and I need to
Speaker 1: hear JJ text. No, you just find memes all day
Speaker 1: it because you're ever feeling lonely. I'm always feeling okay,
Speaker 1: so they I'll get you in the text sage. Thank you.
Speaker 1: If you're ever feeling lonely and you send out a
Speaker 1: text into the like our little bachelor thread, JJ will
Speaker 1: respond every time. Every time it's like he's just staring.
Speaker 1: Just all right, I got something that is called he's
Speaker 1: just waiting. Here's the thing I will say honestly, it's
Speaker 1: it's not whether you want to agree with this or not.
Speaker 1: You guys are now in show business, like you're part
Speaker 1: of a show. You can say, you are supposed to say,
Speaker 1: you are supposed to hide certain things. Lucky enough, Steve,
Speaker 1: lucky enough to work with that. Usually everyone is bullshitting.
Speaker 1: We're a family, we love each other, we have a
Speaker 1: great time together. Not true, not true at all. Usually
Speaker 1: there's someone who's a fucking so true when you ask
Speaker 1: me afterwards, and I'll tell you who, But not you guys. Genuinely,
Speaker 1: I have to say, because we've spoken to them all
Speaker 1: on camera, off Mike, off Mike, these guys on basharide,
Speaker 1: meet each other and become friends and are genuinely friends,
Speaker 1: and it's very unusual. So I just wanted to point
Speaker 1: that out. I'm being corny, but it is actually were
Speaker 1: in real and these lovely guys. Some people no no, no, no,
Speaker 1: like the next show hasn't aired yet, like right now,
Speaker 1: we're friends and then this show airs and were no
Speaker 1: longer friends And then you're like you should did you
Speaker 1: feel do you feelings get hurt? When you would watch
Speaker 1: people in their testimonial says you're like why did you
Speaker 1: do unimmy? Yes, but you guys are texting a lot
Speaker 1: of a lot of coming from you right now. Did
Speaker 1: you say something about that I don't know about to fight.
Speaker 1: I did make fun of you. I'm sure it's not bad.
Speaker 1: I got been like one of my favorite people in
Speaker 1: the world, Like, how do we get out of the basement?
Speaker 1: How do we get j J out of the base?
Speaker 1: You guys? Okay, I don't even know if I remember
Speaker 1: j J. But I drink a lot of fun. Chance
Speaker 1: you did karaoke with us last night? I did? I did.
Speaker 1: I walked into the bar semi sober, and then everybody
Speaker 1: was singing. I'm like, get me a Redbell vodka and
Speaker 1: you killed it. You and Nicky Glazier saying what saying
Speaker 1: bye bye bye? There you go. Miss You should have
Speaker 1: been there, you really? Then? I hope you will come
Speaker 1: out with us tonight. Maybe they'll all be there, will
Speaker 1: be at the Rectius stop. Thank you coming. You can
Speaker 1: see a lot of ben on your TV. But and
Speaker 1: this Ada boiler alert cut that out. Lauren as my
Speaker 1: best friend in the audience, Lauren, when you please come
Speaker 1: up to how can I how fucking handsome has been Um,
Speaker 1: I've actually met him before? What what? Wait? Wait anyway?
Speaker 1: The hand up? You next? Kamir boo? How did you
Speaker 1: meet him before? What's your name? Love? Landsey? Where are
Speaker 1: you from? Oh? Thank you so much for coming? How handsome?
Speaker 1: Lisben hot? I have been him before? Sturdy stay Saturday
Speaker 1: State Spartan's baby. Yeah, man, you've met the entire fucking crowd.
Speaker 1: Who hadn't you met? I don't know? Show of hands?
Speaker 1: Who have I not met? And needs me? Who have
Speaker 1: you got? Sister? See you? There you go? I got
Speaker 1: a lot of money. Do you think the show is going?
Speaker 1: So far? Amazing? So okay, are you guys ready? Here
Speaker 1: we go. Everybody gets a TV. Look onto your seats,
Speaker 1: everybody gets a baby. Are you guys ready? Are you
Speaker 1: guys ready? Are you guys round? Are you ready? Are
Speaker 1: you really ready? The man you've all been waiting for,
Speaker 1: janmen bone Zone. Let's bring out everybody, ladies and gentleman.
Speaker 1: A man that I think that we all felt pretty
Speaker 1: fucking heard for twenty eight ways, A man of was
Speaker 1: not was not. I was not convinced that he was
Speaker 1: actually going to show up today because nobody heard from
Speaker 1: him for like twenty four hours because he's in Metallica. Now, you, guys,
Speaker 1: I could not be more delighted that I have for you,
Speaker 1: Mr Dean the young thing waiting patient. The song is
Speaker 1: pretty pig Michael Jackson to please and off. The study
Speaker 1: was Alex yeacking me out. Alexis, Alex's Alex's back in here.
Speaker 1: Alex just grabbed Dan let stimulated, what are you drinking? Beer? Dean?
Speaker 1: For bats? Are you guys? What do you want to drink? Bunny?
Speaker 1: Just a beer? That was cute? Just a beer. Um,
Speaker 1: I lost my thimble. Okay, Dean, but there's my thank
Speaker 1: you so much for um Dean. Guys, it's Dean Paget.
Speaker 1: What Paget you should sit next to Dan? No? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no. Here we go, alright, Dean, I said.
Speaker 1: I was like, who wants to interview you? And I
Speaker 1: was like, Paget, you can talk to Dean and she
Speaker 1: was like, I wanted to ask. I didn't know what
Speaker 1: I want. I here. Here's my fear. My fear is
Speaker 1: that I actually take this very serious. She does this podcast.
Speaker 1: I have actual questions, I have legal questions. I I
Speaker 1: am concerned about the future of the Bachelor and bachelorette
Speaker 1: ranchise with You Nation. I have been invested for the
Speaker 1: last thirty two cycles. It means something to me. I'm serious,
Speaker 1: I could be home. I care about art and I
Speaker 1: care about that is the lead on it CBS Procedurally,
Speaker 1: it's fifteen hours a day and the dirt wearing heels
Speaker 1: with a gun going go go go. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: lot of work and I love it. And we watched
Speaker 1: it all the time to see I love it. All right,
Speaker 1: we'll wait for the Okay, so can I ask? Okay,
Speaker 1: this is very tricky. It's a tricky question. It's not funny.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna let's start. We'll start with easy. We'll
Speaker 1: start easy, and then we get to tricky. Dean, how
Speaker 1: did they find you? Did they contact you or did
Speaker 1: you contact them? Yeah? No, funny enough. Actually I was
Speaker 1: just my friend called me one day and said, Dean,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do something right now and I want you
Speaker 1: to fall through with it, regardless of what it is.
Speaker 1: I said, all right, can I send you? Then we
Speaker 1: had sucks and it's gonna be fall through. Past weeks
Speaker 1: and I'm stepping out of the limo. I'm sorry. Past word.
Speaker 1: Three weeks and I'm going on stage live after the
Speaker 1: final rose my worst moment of my entire life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that did tell you to say that. I can't say that,
Speaker 1: did you? Oh my god? Oh yeah, yeah, I knew that.
Speaker 1: I knew that. That was a producer giving that to you.
Speaker 1: It was I knew it. You didn't even need to
Speaker 1: say it because I can say he baited me. So well,
Speaker 1: He's like, Dean, I have something I think you should say.
Speaker 1: I knew, but I don't think you're gonna say it.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, tell me, tell me, tell me. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you think I would say, I will, I will. I
Speaker 1: knew how to I knew it. Relogy was that black
Speaker 1: can Never go back, and I knew it. I was like,
Speaker 1: I was like, that is that is? It is a
Speaker 1: guy who probably here's a question and you could just
Speaker 1: blank once for yes or twice for no. In my mind,
Speaker 1: I thought, you guys probably didn't know that far in advance,
Speaker 1: so you didn't have too long to figure out what
Speaker 1: you're going to say, so it's probably last minute and
Speaker 1: then he and then he baited you. That's what I thought.
Speaker 1: I was like, they set up poor guy up. I
Speaker 1: got to the hotel at like eleven am, and then
Speaker 1: I was on stage at like five pm. So yeah,
Speaker 1: lots of tequila. Yeah, three thumbles at least at least
Speaker 1: three thumbles, at least three thumbles. And and so were
Speaker 1: you excited when you got the call? Like, so your
Speaker 1: friends set you up for this, So I never even
Speaker 1: thought it was gonna happen. Like the day before I
Speaker 1: left for the hotel, I told my friends. I didn't
Speaker 1: even tell my friends. I told like four of them.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, hey, like I might be
Speaker 1: going on the show, but probably will get cut like
Speaker 1: right before him. Probably probably look at you please, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you're probably not gonna come. It was literally it
Speaker 1: was literally the most surreal experience in my life. Like
Speaker 1: I never thought that I would have gotten that position.
Speaker 1: That's like exciting, or like it is exciting. Look at us,
Speaker 1: we're all size. What did you do yesterday? Jane? By
Speaker 1: the way, we couldn't find you. Where were you all right?
Speaker 1: So you didn't get that? That wasn't in out. Do
Speaker 1: you regret your footwear that you brought on purpose because
Speaker 1: they're already incredibly dirty? Story, they are incredibly dirty. You
Speaker 1: know you're attractive when someone screams out, show us your
Speaker 1: toes anything. I will see anything I know that's exposed
Speaker 1: to show it to me. Um. I want to kiss
Speaker 1: you so much right now. UM. So you're a oh
Speaker 1: my god, they and now you you're an I T.
Speaker 1: You're an I T recruiter. I'm just start up recruiter.
Speaker 1: Are you a personal trainer? Generalists? A start up? When
Speaker 1: you say that, that is right there, I'm still here
Speaker 1: a personal training trainer. I need to be trained. I
Speaker 1: have not been trained well. I need to be trained
Speaker 1: much better. Okay, so you're an I T recruiter. I
Speaker 1: also do you actually go to work? Now? You don't
Speaker 1: go to an offer? I haven't been to work since March?
Speaker 1: But how, how and how does anybody pay their rent?
Speaker 1: Why do you leave your job? Right? We go? Whispered
Speaker 1: to me later. This podcast brought to you by Fat
Speaker 1: Fit Tubby. Hyeah, all right, that's fine. Okay, guys, let's
Speaker 1: cut to the chase. Seriously, do you guys get twenty
Speaker 1: dollars per post on Twitter? No? Do you know? I
Speaker 1: heard you guys? Did come on James Taylor when he
Speaker 1: said he was going to paradise and then he did
Speaker 1: like some six Waystey six thousand Stevens. Stevens on his
Speaker 1: own podcast, all right, there's another podcast. Story is running
Speaker 1: talk to the pretty people. I didn't hear box, sir.
Speaker 1: Can I just say, just to get ahead of this,
Speaker 1: I am posting I first sponsored ad. Next. Are you
Speaker 1: that I apologize against? It is that shirt? I don't apologize.
Speaker 1: It's okay, okay, what's your Oh my god, his arm
Speaker 1: is so fucking tight. He even looks good in this
Speaker 1: stupid outside land swarshirt. I love it. I want I
Speaker 1: want to do I want it. I know I want it.
Speaker 1: Take it off. You don't want to take it off.
Speaker 1: You can't take it? Okay? Wait no, I actually want
Speaker 1: gonna go buy one. I'm gonna trade all my shirts
Speaker 1: to get one swittshirt. I'm gonna go buy one. Okay,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, I'm sorry. It is Roode. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Do you accept my apology or my rose? Dean? What
Speaker 1: was your favorite part of the season. What was the
Speaker 1: most fun for you? Jesus, are you gonna be the
Speaker 1: match or not? They must be I can't answer it.
Speaker 1: I will not be the next Bachelor ship you guys.
Speaker 1: He I don't Peter Bachelor too Great Bachelor contestants. I
Speaker 1: think they might have to go back to the well,
Speaker 1: that's an no, no, it's not gonna be Peter, but
Speaker 1: he's your best friend in the It's not gonna be
Speaker 1: because I don't think he I think they she threw shade. Yeah.
Speaker 1: My conspiracy theory about the final episode was she detective
Speaker 1: Rachel said. Rachel said to Peter twice, this format is
Speaker 1: not built. She was shade in part. I think the
Speaker 1: producers shade shade. I think the producers were saying, make
Speaker 1: sure America can't vote for Peter. I think her because
Speaker 1: it's not I think girl loved Peter. She didn't get
Speaker 1: a ring, and she's like, and now you won't be
Speaker 1: the Bachelor. I think he was genuinely hurt. I think
Speaker 1: you were genuine and leave and I think that there
Speaker 1: were there were some moments in this season that were
Speaker 1: so real and like painful, and we haven't seen that
Speaker 1: in a long time, and you were great. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I want to watch sixteen weeks of Peter being in
Speaker 1: his head. I know, but he was at least honest
Speaker 1: and genuine. How old are you, Dean? How old are you?
Speaker 1: When's your birthday? How you're an Arie and I have
Speaker 1: good chemistry. Are people are just applause when you say,
Speaker 1: oh my god, that sweats How much was your sweatshirt?
Speaker 1: That's a lot. I'm gonna buy one. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you must have gotten it for free though. Okay, wait
Speaker 1: a minute, Dean, is there any part that did you Overall?
Speaker 1: Are you glad when you went on it? Uh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm incredibly glad. First of all, I do would I
Speaker 1: would like to give a shout out my boy Andrew
Speaker 1: Watson and Andrew dude's boyfriend. Where's Andrew? Raise your hand
Speaker 1: and you're not your friend Andrew? Um? But overall are
Speaker 1: you glad? You have? It was tough? You had a
Speaker 1: tough that was tough. Was like family that was not
Speaker 1: It's not hard, it's just real. Yeah, you know. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But our exchanges on on text were like, oh my
Speaker 1: gonna be love teen, Oh my godteen oteen, oh my god.
Speaker 1: Everyone everyone brings up how difficult it must have been,
Speaker 1: but honest you, yeah, it was difficult, but it wasn't
Speaker 1: like forced or anything like yeah, now can I ask mommy? Mommy?
Speaker 1: Can patch? Okay? The moment you were off the show,
Speaker 1: did ABC ABC Productions we could cut throat your father,
Speaker 1: you can cut it out. Oh my god, got him
Speaker 1: a mission? What do you am? If we got you
Speaker 1: to be the bachelor? They were going to offer him
Speaker 1: like a missionary license? Are going to offer him like
Speaker 1: a like a hut and lamb, I'm uncomfortable. Goats what
Speaker 1: your dad's look a sek right? If they did offer
Speaker 1: him that, I have no idea because I have not
Speaker 1: spoken with them since then. It's okay, that's parents are complicated.
Speaker 1: That's just the truth. I will say this in defense
Speaker 1: of Dean. I watched that episode like you you guys
Speaker 1: all did, like that took a lot of courage to
Speaker 1: go and do that was genuine and like when and
Speaker 1: watching it back and like seeing the editing right now
Speaker 1: even with them like making drama like he really, um,
Speaker 1: you compose yourself really well and you did a really
Speaker 1: good job and situation And I will say, Wells is
Speaker 1: one of the people that reached out directly after that
Speaker 1: episode and really said very kind words, which you were
Speaker 1: so and then Dean took three days to respond to
Speaker 1: get and you are and you I'm sorry I didn't
Speaker 1: watch that season. I wasn't trying to make light of you.
Speaker 1: I was just saying I think ABC, as a studio
Speaker 1: and an entity, is invested in keeping you on the
Speaker 1: hook as a bachelor possibility, so they may have reached
Speaker 1: out to your dad. I'm a conspiracy theorist. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm paranoid. She plays it. She plays a detective on television.
Speaker 1: Once you guys see Bachelor in Paradise, everyone is going
Speaker 1: to hate me. I'm sure, really a spoiler. What do
Speaker 1: you mean? I mean, you're not you? Like here in
Speaker 1: your outfit. You can say whatever you want to be like,
Speaker 1: you're in the same What did you do? I made
Speaker 1: I made drinks for everybody. That's like, wait, Dean, why
Speaker 1: did you Why did you say that? Wait? Well, first
Speaker 1: of all, disclaimer, I did wake up on my friend's
Speaker 1: couch like forty five minutes ago. So I'm wearing the
Speaker 1: same thing I were yesterday. I was girls. I don't care.
Speaker 1: I don't care what he's wearing the same things. Those
Speaker 1: are angry at the new flower and the window. I
Speaker 1: love him so much. I've been wearing this or five days.
Speaker 1: This overall isn't gonna is it coming off my body?
Speaker 1: How is b I p though? Did you have a
Speaker 1: good time there. Bachelor Paradise was the worst thing in
Speaker 1: my life. I'm glad I had a great person wells
Speaker 1: and Ben was there, which is obviously fantastic. But but
Speaker 1: you were caught like was it because of the actual
Speaker 1: Paradise part or is it because of the all the
Speaker 1: other stuff that happened the paradise part? Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1: Love is a hard a tricky thing because you also
Speaker 1: came off, you got down. Love is a tricky thing.
Speaker 1: Write that down, Scissor says, hold on, not to spoil anything.
Speaker 1: But there are s thousand people here right They all
Speaker 1: are excited about we are ship Ben, we are. Can
Speaker 1: you imagine going to Paradise and then this chiseled goddess
Speaker 1: walks down the stairs? Okay, can you imagine what happens
Speaker 1: to your vagina when Dean walks down the stairs? Explodes?
Speaker 1: It's crazy, of course. Just the worst thing in the
Speaker 1: world is that everyone was trying to have sex. For that.
Speaker 1: I felt terrible when they were throwing I can't in
Speaker 1: my adult ones here right now, I can't take it.
Speaker 1: None of those things happened. But imagine you've just had
Speaker 1: your heart like you literally just fell for a girl
Speaker 1: and then you got to go back in and you're like,
Speaker 1: I just felt for a girl. It's two days later,
Speaker 1: I'm in Salita, just that it was awful. Something terrible happened.
Speaker 1: Did you get diarrhea? Because there's no there's no separation
Speaker 1: between the toilet in the bedroom, there's just like a
Speaker 1: blast wall. Because my husband and I did it for
Speaker 1: three days. Was it hard to go in at somewhere
Speaker 1: right down blast wall? Right down blast wall? Where I
Speaker 1: have a real question was your Was it hard to
Speaker 1: go because it's not that long after you finished filming?
Speaker 1: Was it hard to go there? Like your heart got broken?
Speaker 1: And then and then you have to go to Mexico.
Speaker 1: That's gotta be weird. I mean I had like a
Speaker 1: month and a half or two months to grieve over
Speaker 1: That's right. Girl. Such a dude, you're at that point,
Speaker 1: wouldn't you would only spent like maybe fifteen hours with Rachel.
Speaker 1: You could have cared about her, but you don't really know,
Speaker 1: you don't know it just feeling feeling what it's That's
Speaker 1: why they'll never be a lesbian bachelor because we agreed
Speaker 1: for seventy five years and just sobbing. Is there anything
Speaker 1: that you wanted to say, not really, No, I don't
Speaker 1: know I mean any I don't know anything. You ever? Well,
Speaker 1: would you ever? Wo you want me to have Dean
Speaker 1: take you a drink? Stop it? Stop it? Well I
Speaker 1: can do that. Well I texted you last week and
Speaker 1: you didn't text me back. Really, yeah, yeah that's happened.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, thank you. So don't play this
Speaker 1: broken hearted. You're out doing well. You didn't come across that. Like,
Speaker 1: I love Dean and you like when you watch the show,
Speaker 1: Like Dean and I actually talk a lot at the bar. Um.
Speaker 1: Dean and I like to drink together. Guys, I here
Speaker 1: Clinton j j Okay, yeah, you've got the bar. How
Speaker 1: was it being the bartender? It was fun for him?
Speaker 1: You tell Wait, guys, what happened to Horrore? Really? I
Speaker 1: want to know. So I realized that there's going to
Speaker 1: be a moment in time when I get introduced and
Speaker 1: everyone's gonna be like pitchforks and torches, being like, you
Speaker 1: fucking killed Jorge. I can't bother that. Jorge continues to
Speaker 1: like continues on the show. He just has a different
Speaker 1: job and so paid less. No, I think he's actually
Speaker 1: paid more than Okay, now I did. I did send
Speaker 1: Jorge up with a lawyer, did you? Yeah? Because I
Speaker 1: was like, Buddy part of the show. Yes, no, And
Speaker 1: I think he's a nice guy and he wasn't pushing
Speaker 1: for it's a show. Listen, there's like he's a local
Speaker 1: guy and he was really sweet and he he I
Speaker 1: loved it. Again, this is just between us. I was like, so,
Speaker 1: Buddy drunk on my honeymoon with Jorge on the beach,
Speaker 1: which is the loudest resort I've ever been to. I
Speaker 1: don't know how they shot this. It's just constant waves
Speaker 1: and crabs. I'm talking to Jorge. No crabs, no actual
Speaker 1: land crabs, not b I P crab. No. You get
Speaker 1: married and then you never get crabs again. So one
Speaker 1: night anyway, so Jorge was saying, oh, Chriece Harrison, No,
Speaker 1: he's no inuita the Four Seasons. He was hilarious. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, was that racist for me to try to
Speaker 1: do a Mexican. It's not that's what he sounds like.
Speaker 1: I've got someone said to me, that's not racist. That's
Speaker 1: what he sounds like. He's a nice girl. You guys,
Speaker 1: we have like three minutes left. Who wants to ask
Speaker 1: Diana question hand, I see hand on the aisle? Come up, girl, yeah,
Speaker 1: come on, let me hear what it is? Yeah, yeah, Okay.
Speaker 1: What's your name? Kitty cat? Rosie? And where are you from?
Speaker 1: This Rosie originally the Bay Area? Think he's so much.
Speaker 1: Where do you live now? I go to school in Irvine.
Speaker 1: You see Irvine? You're adorable. What are you studying? Math? Okay,
Speaker 1: kata kacha? This sarcasm? Um and um? How old are you? Ye? Rosie?
Speaker 1: What's your question for Dean? My brother's wedding? Where's the wedding?
Speaker 1: San Lucibispo. Maybe he'll make a video for your brother.
Speaker 1: Will you make a video for the brother to the wedding?
Speaker 1: So I'll make those press love slow is the best
Speaker 1: about all right? All right, one more question, Lauren, Lauren,
Speaker 1: you've got to come up, Lauren, Laura, that's my audience ambassador.
Speaker 1: You've really had my back. Have you had a good time?
Speaker 1: I've had an amazing time. Can I just say we
Speaker 1: have the best fucking fans in the world. Thank you
Speaker 1: guys so much. I've been at a sports team and
Speaker 1: I've never had a hobby, and this is the only
Speaker 1: thing that I care about and you're all my new
Speaker 1: best friends. Lauren, what's your question for Dean? I want
Speaker 1: to know if anyone's still looking for love? Any good question?
Speaker 1: Where did Wells go any one of us on stage?
Speaker 1: Is that? Yeah? Yes? Yeah? All right? Well well I
Speaker 1: guess yeah, yeah, yeah. We're all looking for love, you know,
Speaker 1: all looking for love and I'm really looking for a restroom.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's guys. Are you do you feel
Speaker 1: that you got the podcast that you needed? Is there
Speaker 1: anything that was not left on the field? Don't we
Speaker 1: go in to fucking nationals? You guys? Are we taking
Speaker 1: a knee and it's going to be a full heart
Speaker 1: and a clear eye and we fucking can't lose. We
Speaker 1: do it, Bones on bones, thank you so much. I
Speaker 1: thank you to Eron Folly, thank you for coming you guys,
Speaker 1: thank you, and we'll spell its back. Sorry for wasting
Speaker 1: your time. Oh my god, here we go. I just
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