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Speaker 1: this guy the point God, Chris Paul. They had it

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Speaker 1: right when he was with the Clippers, never winning anything.

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Speaker 1: Mofucker turned thirty seven last Friday and literally fell off

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Speaker 1: a cliff. They look like shit. I've seen Pat Beverley.

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Speaker 1: He was on stephen A. Smith talking shit about Chris Paul.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you something I know Chris Paul apologists.

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Speaker 1: I'm not like a big Chris Paul fan. I respect him,

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Speaker 1: but I'm not like he's ever been one of my

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Speaker 1: favorite players to watch. Pat Beverley, who got his ass

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Speaker 1: cracked by Chris Paul so bad last year in the

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Speaker 1: Western Conference Finals that he went behind and pushed Chris

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Speaker 1: Paul from behind on some straight sucker ass shit. Literally

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Speaker 1: did the exact same sucker ass ship that Will Smith did.

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Speaker 1: But the only reason why it wasn't blown up as

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Speaker 1: bad as because no one knows who the fun Pat

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Speaker 1: Beverley is and was done on a sports court the oscars.

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Speaker 1: You don't even think someone's gonna walk up to somebody

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Speaker 1: and sucker punch him or do some sucker ship like that.

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Speaker 1: But Pat, really, you know, I know you're trying to,

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Speaker 1: you know, set yourself up for the second part of

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Speaker 1: your career. Sounds crazy on Stephen A. Smith. Then he

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Speaker 1: also said that James Harden, because what he's done in

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Speaker 1: his past, what he's done in his career, he deserves

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Speaker 1: a super super Max contract the funk out of here.

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Speaker 1: But the NBA isn't always will be fantastic, And as

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Speaker 1: I said, the Golden State Warriors would advance verse Memphis

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Speaker 1: and we hear me here at the Iron Rapports stereo

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Speaker 1: podcast and Captain picks we know our ship. Go back

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Speaker 1: to my predictions from episode nine six killed it. So

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Speaker 1: what will the dingo say now about the Western and

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Speaker 1: Eastern Conference finals. The road to the finals out West

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Speaker 1: goes through Golden State. They are the three seed, Dallas

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Speaker 1: is the fourth seed. These games are gonna be good.

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Speaker 1: Dallas first, Golden State. Steph, Mama call him Clay, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna call him Clain Bazooka, Luca. These are gonna be

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Speaker 1: some of the best small ball basketball games of all time.

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Speaker 1: Neither the Golden State Warriors nor Dallas has an actual

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Speaker 1: prototypical center in their rotation. In my humble but extremely

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Speaker 1: educated opinion, the most difficult thing about Dallas outside of

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Speaker 1: the obvious is when they bring in that German grenade

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Speaker 1: Maxi Kleibert at seven feet or who can guard the

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Speaker 1: paint and could get super hot and drill knocked down

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Speaker 1: those three pointers hashtag the German Grenade. And obviously Luca's

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Speaker 1: all everything, Yo, he made the adjustments that motherfucker's sick.

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Speaker 1: I know I was talking shit about the Dallas Mavericks

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Speaker 1: a couple of episodes ago. They made the adjustments and

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Speaker 1: Luca Donkey is for real. But his he must pass

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Speaker 1: the fucking ball. I obviously everything goes through him. But

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Speaker 1: if he's just dribbling, dribbling, dribbling, dribbling, dribbling, they ain't

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Speaker 1: gonna win. Be ball dominant. But don't make us we

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Speaker 1: didn't come to see him. Watch the Harlem Globetrotters and

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Speaker 1: you do tricks. Jalen Brunson showed up, showed out. He's

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Speaker 1: a free agent. He's gonna make himself so much money

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Speaker 1: in the offseason. He earned it the hard way. He

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Speaker 1: used to see his father, Rick Brunson. He played for

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Speaker 1: the Knicks. He had nice hair, played great, played great.

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Speaker 1: Remember he was at Villanova. Okay, when most outstanding player.

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Speaker 1: We know fucking Jaln Brunton. We know your father to

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Speaker 1: the Knicks. Let Reggie Bullock go. He's been great. He

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Speaker 1: plays defense, he hits big threes. Dwhite Powell Burton's Spencer

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Speaker 1: Dinwiddie who didn't have a great series but had a

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Speaker 1: very fucking good game seven formerly of the Brooklyn Nets.

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Speaker 1: And Dory Finney Smith who's to be all over Steph.

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Speaker 1: He's gonna be trying to he's big, he's long. No Bruno.

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Speaker 1: But they got a nice team. They got a nice

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Speaker 1: fucking team Dallas, and they're peeking right now, and they're

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Speaker 1: playing defense, which is the most important thing to win championships.

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Speaker 1: You could shoot all the threes you want, you could, Luca,

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Speaker 1: you could splash Brothers all you want, but if you

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Speaker 1: don't play d you ain't winning jack Bone. The Golden

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Speaker 1: State Warriors have been a little bit inconsistent, but you know,

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Speaker 1: we saw Clay Thompson in Game six. Mamma call him Clay.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna call him Clay. We need him to be

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Speaker 1: on that ship. I want the Golden State Warriors. Everybody

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Speaker 1: loves Luca. I've always had a soft spot in my

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Speaker 1: heart for the Dallas Mavericks when they stuffed Lebron James

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Speaker 1: and the Miami Heatles ruined their reign. But I'm going

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Speaker 1: for the Golden State Warriors to win. Personally, I think

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Speaker 1: they would have rather faced Phoenix then this dark horse

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Speaker 1: Dallas team. The last time they played was more third

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Speaker 1: in Dallas. They won that game hundred thirteen. But the

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Speaker 1: Warriors that everybody you know it's all hands on deck

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Speaker 1: for both teams, but in my opinion, the Goldens they

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Speaker 1: were they just a little bit undermanned. They're a little

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Speaker 1: bit under man Gary Payton Jr. Is now Otto Porter.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Andrea Goodala, I don't know Andrew the

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Speaker 1: vegetarian Wiggins. You must play at the all star level.

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Speaker 1: Draymond Green, Yo, are you guarding Luca? You said you

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Speaker 1: were the best defensive player ever your words, Draymond Green,

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Speaker 1: are you guarding Luca? Because you better play like the

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Speaker 1: best defensive player ever. Jordan Peel, you need to officially

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Speaker 1: put on that banana hammock and play like a third

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Speaker 1: Splash brother the entire fucking series. Who do I predict?

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Speaker 1: I predict the Golden State Warriors win this series seven

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Speaker 1: fucking games. What the funk you wanna do? Now we're

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Speaker 1: moving on to the Eastern Conference. I said the Celtics

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Speaker 1: would beat the Bucks. I said the Heat would beat

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Speaker 1: the Sixers in six games. Nailed it? Hashtag nailed it.

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Speaker 1: Miami's the one seed. Boston is the two seed. The

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Speaker 1: Miami Heat the Boston Celtics. This is going to be

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Speaker 1: an Eastern Conference old school slobber knocker, tough teams, historical

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Speaker 1: teams built on defense, three point shooting. Jimmy Butler on

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Speaker 1: Jason Tatum is gonna be musty TV. Remember they played

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Speaker 1: in the bubble. Remember that when Bam blocked Tatum's dunk

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Speaker 1: attempt with one finger. Remember that Miami wound up going

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Speaker 1: to the Finals getting the ship, beating him by the Lakers,

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Speaker 1: that fake bubble ring. Both teams have a fantastic home

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Speaker 1: court advantage. I am predicting this series goes to seven games.

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Speaker 1: Right now. We don't know the status of Kyle Lowry.

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Speaker 1: He's banged up. He didn't play much in the last series.

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Speaker 1: So we're gonna see that kid gave Vincent, kay La

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Speaker 1: Martin and my man Victor Oladipo that R and B

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Speaker 1: singing Victor Oladipo. P J Tucker vers Jalen Brown. Yo.

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Speaker 1: You see, I don't know why Milwaukee let p J

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Speaker 1: Tucker go. They could have signed for two years fifteen

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Speaker 1: million dollars a season and they could have used him

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Speaker 1: versus Boston. Why would Milwaukee let p J Tucker go?

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Speaker 1: Now Miami has him. You know what p J. Tucker does.

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00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 1: He's tough, he brings the energy he brings the intensity.

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Speaker 1: He makes some threes. He's gonna be going at it

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Speaker 1: with Jalyn Brown. One of the keys is Tyler Hero

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Speaker 1: is going to have to be the sixth Man of

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Speaker 1: the Year, the superstar that he wants to be that

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Speaker 1: he He's on the precipice of being for the Heat

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Speaker 1: to win this series. But boss and is also peaking.

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Speaker 1: They played fucking good versus Milwaukee. They beat the Ship,

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Speaker 1: swept the Brooklyn Nets. When they move the ball as

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Speaker 1: a team and they don't get to Jalen Brown, Jason

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00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:17,239
Speaker 1: Tatum heavy specifically Jayson Tatum. They had Grant Williams e

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Speaker 1: seven for six teen from three pointers. Al Horford Lisen,

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Speaker 1: I ain't rooting for it, Okay, I am not rooting

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Speaker 1: for it because historically I don't like both of these teams.

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Speaker 1: The Boston Celtics, I don't like these fox the Miami Heatles.

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Speaker 1: I don't like these Foxx. I didn't like these Foxx

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Speaker 1: when they were going at it when pat Riley went

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Speaker 1: down there to become the coach. The nineties Knicks were

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Speaker 1: going at it with them. Alonso Morning, Ronnie Psychley and

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Speaker 1: these folks. I don't have real love in my heart

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Speaker 1: for both of these teams. I really don't, but gonna

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Speaker 1: make a prediction. Gotta make a prediction. I'm not funk.

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Speaker 1: I'll do it. I hope it doesn't happen, but I

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Speaker 1: have the Boston Celtics advancing to the NBA Finals in

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Speaker 1: seven games. There I said it. There, I said it.

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Speaker 1: No matter what, whether it's the Warriors versus Celtics, the

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Speaker 1: Warriors versus the Heat, the Mavericks versus Celtics, or the

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Speaker 1: Celtics verse the Heat, it's going to be war. The

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Speaker 1: NBA isn't, always will be fantastic, and the NBA playoffs

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Speaker 1: are and always will be special. Speaking of playoffs, I

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Speaker 1: gotta tell you, I watched the Rangers game the other night.

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Speaker 1: I've been watching peaking at some NFL playoff games. These

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Speaker 1: are some big, tough motherfucker's flying around on skates. I mean,

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Speaker 1: Madison Square Garden was going insane, going totally insane with

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Speaker 1: that win in overtime. The other night, I'm watching the NBA.

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Speaker 1: I'm watching the NHL. And if you want to make

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Speaker 1: that means done, That means finished in Uh what is

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Speaker 1: that Italian? Maybe it's Spanish. Anyway, I'm done. Came so conquered, came,

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Speaker 1: so it disruptive. Keep your head on a swivel out there.

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Speaker 1: Stay safe, people, stay sane, stay disruptive. You could stay safe,

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