WEBVTT - #280: A Very Special Brooklyn Boys Podcast 0:00:03.240 --> 0:00:05.560 Guess who just got back today. 0:00:06.400 --> 0:00:10.160 The Brooklyn Boys that had been away. They both have 0:00:10.480 --> 0:00:13.319 so much to see, you know. Their name is a 0:00:13.400 --> 0:00:19.840 Brilliance Skir and the Boys of Frass. 0:00:27.760 --> 0:00:34.000 Episode to eighty. It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast. New for 0:00:34.080 --> 0:00:38.000 twenty twenty four, new and improved, larger size. 0:00:38.040 --> 0:00:38.640 What are we doing? 0:00:38.800 --> 0:00:42.360 We can't promise that cleaning ingredients, cannot promise that with 0:00:42.560 --> 0:00:43.360 extra borac. 0:00:43.440 --> 0:00:44.040 Now what do we have? 0:00:44.240 --> 0:00:47.200 Not even making any resolutions around here? New fresh scent, 0:00:48.120 --> 0:00:52.000 not packaging. Yeah, you know what, you pay more and 0:00:52.080 --> 0:00:55.320 it got smaller. Right, that's because that Wait a minute, 0:00:55.360 --> 0:00:57.320 that's what she said. Wait a minute, that's how life 0:00:57.360 --> 0:01:01.040 goes with everything. Oh, you were doing a shorter podcasting 0:01:01.120 --> 0:01:03.920 on you pay more for it, which, by the way, 0:01:05.240 --> 0:01:07.480 twenty percent more of free is still free. 0:01:08.520 --> 0:01:10.479 Still a free podcast, right, that's right. 0:01:10.520 --> 0:01:13.399 While other podcasts decided to go behind a Patreon wall 0:01:13.680 --> 0:01:15.240 or make you pay for play, we. 0:01:15.160 --> 0:01:16.319 Are still no. 0:01:16.800 --> 0:01:19.280 We gave you an extra release a week, so make 0:01:19.280 --> 0:01:21.240 sure you guys, if you haven't checked it out, please 0:01:21.319 --> 0:01:25.319 check out Slice Time, our companion podcast, which is talkbacks 0:01:25.360 --> 0:01:26.240 from you guys. 0:01:26.080 --> 0:01:29.440 And hopefully next the next time we do Slice Time, 0:01:29.680 --> 0:01:35.440 the actual talkbacks will not be eraised like the ones. Yeah, 0:01:35.520 --> 0:01:38.080 like the last ones were, but we're figuring that out 0:01:38.080 --> 0:01:41.000 in the background. So yeah, it is a new year, 0:01:42.000 --> 0:01:47.960 and quite honestly, I'm so happy for it because I 0:01:48.000 --> 0:01:51.880 had a really shitty end to twenty twenty three. 0:01:53.200 --> 0:01:54.920 You know, I talked about this on the Big Show. 0:01:55.040 --> 0:01:58.640 I don't know if you realized, but we said on 0:01:58.720 --> 0:02:03.000 December fourteenth, last podcast, whenever that was, we were you know, 0:02:03.000 --> 0:02:06.480 we we were done for the year. And then we 0:02:06.480 --> 0:02:08.280 were actually Brodie and I were actually gonna come back 0:02:08.320 --> 0:02:11.880 in during the end of December and do another episode. 0:02:11.919 --> 0:02:13.600 We figured why don't we throw We were gonna we 0:02:13.600 --> 0:02:15.360 were gonna throw a bonus. That was the plan. That 0:02:15.480 --> 0:02:19.520 was the plan. That was the plan. But on the 0:02:19.560 --> 0:02:26.400 morning of December seventeenth, my mom passed away and got 0:02:26.560 --> 0:02:29.960 very emotional about it on the Big Show, talked about 0:02:29.960 --> 0:02:33.920 it with Elvis and everybody, and I'm just gonna like 0:02:34.040 --> 0:02:36.800 lay it out right here because I wanted because there 0:02:36.800 --> 0:02:38.960 are people that listen to this podcast that do not 0:02:39.000 --> 0:02:44.320 listen to Elvis Durant. So so my mom was lost 0:02:44.320 --> 0:02:48.720 her battle to leukemia. But it was a rare a 0:02:48.800 --> 0:02:52.280 rare form of leukemia, which was diagnosed back in June, 0:02:52.520 --> 0:02:55.639 and two percent of people that get leukemia each year 0:02:55.720 --> 0:02:59.560 get this specific one. It's called TPLL has to do 0:02:59.600 --> 0:03:02.000 with Tasa ells. I'm not going to get, you know, 0:03:02.040 --> 0:03:04.640 into into the weeds about it, but you know, when 0:03:04.680 --> 0:03:06.280 we when she found we found out she had it, 0:03:06.280 --> 0:03:08.079 that was the first thing we did. We we googled 0:03:08.400 --> 0:03:12.680 what is this, what's the prognosis, and what's the outlook, 0:03:12.720 --> 0:03:15.639 and unfortunately we could not find. 0:03:15.360 --> 0:03:16.960 That that positive article. 0:03:17.919 --> 0:03:21.799 Most people that get diagnosed with this, they're with you 0:03:21.960 --> 0:03:25.640 for like seven months to maybe a year and a. 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:27.880 Half at best. 0:03:28.520 --> 0:03:32.000 There's no chemotherapy for it, but there are these immunotherapy 0:03:32.080 --> 0:03:37.240 drugs at which she went on and is shows short 0:03:37.320 --> 0:03:41.160 term hope, which you know eventually she she she got 0:03:41.200 --> 0:03:44.240 on this medication. So that's why along the summer and fall, 0:03:44.720 --> 0:03:49.000 even though we were upset and grieving in the background, 0:03:49.440 --> 0:03:52.320 there was a chance that that she might have pulled 0:03:52.320 --> 0:03:56.840 through because after after taking this this drug every week, 0:03:57.960 --> 0:04:00.240 she was able to get back into remission as most 0:04:00.280 --> 0:04:00.640 people do. 0:04:00.800 --> 0:04:03.480 Again, this is textbook. It goes on. All the articles 0:04:03.520 --> 0:04:04.320 say the same thing. 0:04:05.000 --> 0:04:08.720 And in that window there's a chance that you can 0:04:08.840 --> 0:04:14.520 get stem cell transplant and then go through that and 0:04:14.560 --> 0:04:18.520 then that's the path to a cure. It's the only 0:04:18.600 --> 0:04:23.480 path and it's the only option. So we were hopeful 0:04:23.520 --> 0:04:25.320 that stem cell was going to be the case. 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:26.279 We were. 0:04:26.360 --> 0:04:28.480 My brother, my sister, and I were all matches for it, 0:04:29.320 --> 0:04:32.240 and we all we were all qualified, and of course 0:04:32.279 --> 0:04:33.680 each one of us were raising our hand to do 0:04:33.760 --> 0:04:36.599 it. It was scheduled for the end of October, and so 0:04:36.760 --> 0:04:39.680 in the end of September when my mom was in 0:04:39.720 --> 0:04:44.480 remission and was ready to go somewhere in the coming weeks. 0:04:45.400 --> 0:04:48.640 She didn't have three four or five months before it 0:04:48.720 --> 0:04:49.640 came back. 0:04:50.720 --> 0:04:53.520 It came back. The cancer came back after she was 0:04:53.560 --> 0:04:54.200 admitted to the. 0:04:54.160 --> 0:04:58.320 Hospital for pneumonia, and then she had and they found 0:04:58.360 --> 0:05:00.760 she had a relapse. Right then, now we were out 0:05:00.760 --> 0:05:03.240 of options because you can't have stem cell if you're 0:05:03.279 --> 0:05:08.760 in a relapse situation. There was a lot of a 0:05:08.800 --> 0:05:10.640 lot of grieving, a lot of a lot of crying, 0:05:10.640 --> 0:05:14.120 a lot of uh making preparations in the background. It 0:05:14.160 --> 0:05:16.800 was a lot well, we all knew, we all knew 0:05:16.839 --> 0:05:23.000 this was going to happen. So, you know, it's been 0:05:23.080 --> 0:05:25.600 three and a half weeks, so I'm a little better 0:05:25.640 --> 0:05:27.960 about talking about it, but I was a mess obviously, 0:05:28.080 --> 0:05:31.640 So so during that week, I disappeared from the morning show, 0:05:33.480 --> 0:05:35.560 needed some time, and then we went into. 0:05:35.360 --> 0:05:36.200 A two week break. 0:05:37.839 --> 0:05:40.520 So I basically we did what we had to do 0:05:40.560 --> 0:05:42.800 with There's still a lot of family business at home 0:05:43.279 --> 0:05:47.240 going on tomorrow. I'm going to see my dad anyway. 0:05:47.440 --> 0:05:50.200 But uh yeah, a lot of people were involved in 0:05:50.720 --> 0:05:53.800 two major hospitals, and the heads of those hospitals that 0:05:54.160 --> 0:05:56.000 are the best at what they do in the industry 0:05:56.240 --> 0:06:01.480 got involved with advice Hackensack Meridian Guy doctor doctor Gua 0:06:01.720 --> 0:06:04.120 g o Y. People come from around the world to 0:06:04.120 --> 0:06:07.120 see this guy and he has specialized in this TPLLL rare. 0:06:07.800 --> 0:06:10.320 Uh he was giving advice to my mom's doctor. Doctor 0:06:10.360 --> 0:06:12.920 Hey at NYU leng go Like this is how involved 0:06:12.920 --> 0:06:17.159 it was. So but we thought we tried. I I 0:06:17.160 --> 0:06:19.240 mean I was on the phone day and night. I 0:06:19.360 --> 0:06:24.039 was relentless, couldn't find an answer. There's no answer to 0:06:24.080 --> 0:06:27.200 this one. So so yeah, So my mom it was 0:06:27.200 --> 0:06:31.599 her birthday this past Wednesday. Uh, Mom, Roseanne Scary, I 0:06:31.640 --> 0:06:33.200 love you, and she's in heaven listening. 0:06:33.800 --> 0:06:36.640 She loves she loved the podcast. You know she loves you, Brody, 0:06:37.000 --> 0:06:39.279 she said, Brody and Scary. First, yes, you have that 0:06:39.320 --> 0:06:39.640 on tape. 0:06:39.680 --> 0:06:43.200 You listen to you listen, But you know I'm now 0:06:43.320 --> 0:06:46.360 and now going forward here, I'm really concerned about, you know, 0:06:46.440 --> 0:06:48.440 my dad, who has a very strong network of friends. 0:06:48.480 --> 0:06:49.800 By the way, he's always out. 0:06:49.839 --> 0:06:51.400 He's always been out to dinner and I was out 0:06:51.400 --> 0:06:52.880 to breakfast and he has not stopped that. 0:06:53.160 --> 0:06:54.600 I keep checking in on him. 0:06:54.920 --> 0:06:57.039 You know, I got the chance to go to Brooklyn 0:06:57.080 --> 0:06:59.000 to go to the wake for your family and see 0:06:59.000 --> 0:07:00.680 everybody and see you know, you sister and your brother 0:07:00.720 --> 0:07:04.080 and everybody, and I went to the funeral. H So 0:07:04.120 --> 0:07:05.839 both times I went to Brooklyn, I did stop at 0:07:05.839 --> 0:07:07.480 pizza places, in Chinese restaurants. 0:07:07.720 --> 0:07:09.800 I did make it a double shot, of course, you 0:07:09.800 --> 0:07:11.200 know priorities. 0:07:10.680 --> 0:07:11.000 Of course. 0:07:11.040 --> 0:07:13.800 But your dad, your dad is so you were at 0:07:13.880 --> 0:07:15.960 We're at the wake, and there were a lot of 0:07:15.960 --> 0:07:18.640 people that at Scary's father didn't know he knows me, 0:07:18.720 --> 0:07:21.440 of course, right, but uh, Scary brings over these two 0:07:21.480 --> 0:07:25.080 guys who own a sandwich shop or some kind of 0:07:25.280 --> 0:07:28.720 restaurant with food that Scary has brought food from them, 0:07:28.880 --> 0:07:29.800 and his father has had. 0:07:29.920 --> 0:07:32.960 Yeah, the loserdo brothers the uh yeah, the Losertos, Mike 0:07:33.000 --> 0:07:33.440 and Frank. 0:07:33.680 --> 0:07:36.240 They did. They became very nice guys. They cased sausage 0:07:36.280 --> 0:07:37.760 and everything. Yeah. 0:07:37.920 --> 0:07:40.320 And so he's bringing them over as I'm about to 0:07:40.320 --> 0:07:43.400 say hi to his father. And so Scary introduces these 0:07:43.400 --> 0:07:45.320 two guys to his father. And his father is grieving. 0:07:45.360 --> 0:07:47.600 He's not the best you know, frame of. 0:07:47.560 --> 0:07:49.840 Mind there, and he has been on his grill, so 0:07:49.880 --> 0:07:51.960 I need him his grill. So I had to have 0:07:52.320 --> 0:07:54.800 I had to meet This is the sausage you rave. 0:07:54.680 --> 0:07:57.200 About, dad, right, and and and so he sees me, 0:07:57.360 --> 0:08:00.200 he sees the guys, and he goes, oh, guys, thank 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:03.240 you for coming. He says, your meat, It's fantastic. 0:08:03.320 --> 0:08:05.480 It was so good. What a pleasure to meet you guys. 0:08:05.560 --> 0:08:06.640 It's so nice for you to come. 0:08:07.000 --> 0:08:07.320 And uh. 0:08:07.360 --> 0:08:08.960 And then Scary goes and of course, you know, Brody, 0:08:08.960 --> 0:08:11.200 he goes, hey, Brody, see, I. 0:08:11.200 --> 0:08:13.440 Didn't bring meat. That's the kid to your. 0:08:13.280 --> 0:08:14.080 Father like you. 0:08:14.320 --> 0:08:16.840 Yeah, through all his great futless and I had a 0:08:16.920 --> 0:08:19.480 nice conversation with Dad later, but in that moment, he 0:08:19.600 --> 0:08:21.640 just wanted to go back and talk to the meat guys. 0:08:22.080 --> 0:08:24.320 So whatever took you, whatever, took his mind off. 0:08:24.360 --> 0:08:27.480 But it was such a scariest dad moment to be 0:08:27.640 --> 0:08:30.280 like he's like he cheered up right away and he 0:08:30.720 --> 0:08:31.760 oh the meat was so good. 0:08:31.760 --> 0:08:32.440 I grilled. 0:08:32.800 --> 0:08:35.079 He lit up, So I gotta be you know, I'm 0:08:35.080 --> 0:08:36.720 funny and all, but I don't bring him to meat. 0:08:36.840 --> 0:08:39.480 So yeah, so there you go. Well anyway, so so 0:08:39.960 --> 0:08:41.800 just you know, I don't want to go on about it, 0:08:41.840 --> 0:08:43.680 but this is what we do. We share our lives 0:08:43.679 --> 0:08:44.120 with you all. 0:08:44.559 --> 0:08:46.040 And you know what, I had to sit next to 0:08:46.040 --> 0:08:49.160 the Jersey kid at the funeral, So how about some. 0:08:49.120 --> 0:08:53.960 Sympathy for me. There's some sympathy there. Uh, and you know, 0:08:54.000 --> 0:08:55.280 the good news is scary. You know. 0:08:55.360 --> 0:08:58.640 The headstone, as we talked about on the podcast, we 0:08:58.679 --> 0:09:03.079 did we you had that, Maide, it's already but that 0:09:03.200 --> 0:09:05.960 was so that just so you know, and my mom 0:09:06.000 --> 0:09:06.760 told me it. 0:09:06.880 --> 0:09:09.120 She says, we didn't go get the heads toned for this. 0:09:09.679 --> 0:09:12.080 That wasn't why we did this. We we this was 0:09:12.080 --> 0:09:13.959 a family thing, and it's it's been on the it's 0:09:13.960 --> 0:09:17.000 been on the docket for like, you know, ten months now. 0:09:17.160 --> 0:09:18.679 They've been trying to go out there. 0:09:18.720 --> 0:09:22.600 So it wasn't it wasn't like they were planning her 0:09:22.440 --> 0:09:23.319 her funerals. 0:09:23.600 --> 0:09:27.560 All right, but but one other word on this is 0:09:29.440 --> 0:09:33.800 it's Christmas. We we went, and Brodie's a part of this. 0:09:34.200 --> 0:09:39.720 We went. My mom said, I want, no matter what, 0:09:39.920 --> 0:09:43.040 you guys better celebrate Christmas because this was toward toward 0:09:43.080 --> 0:09:46.400 the end, and she she's like, you need to. You 0:09:46.440 --> 0:09:50.520 have to celebrate Christmas for the kids. And I'm glad 0:09:50.640 --> 0:09:52.880 in retrospect, I'm glad we did. I mean, it wasn't 0:09:52.920 --> 0:09:56.480 a happy celebration, but we went through the motions. We 0:09:56.520 --> 0:09:59.280 did a Christmas Eve, we started the Feast of the 0:09:59.320 --> 0:10:02.360 Seven Fishes, a tradition that we lost twelve years ago 0:10:02.400 --> 0:10:04.960 with my dad's brother passing. We brought it back, me 0:10:05.000 --> 0:10:07.800 and my sister because we knew it would make my 0:10:07.880 --> 0:10:09.920 dad happy. We did that, and then we went to 0:10:09.920 --> 0:10:14.960 my brothers for Christmas Day. And he lives not far 0:10:15.000 --> 0:10:17.640 from me. Yeah, my brother lives not far from you. 0:10:17.760 --> 0:10:19.840 So I made a call. There was a lot of food. 0:10:20.600 --> 0:10:22.440 I think it was my dad who even suggested it. 0:10:22.720 --> 0:10:24.440 You know, when I said that that Brodie lives ten 0:10:24.440 --> 0:10:26.720 minutes away, goes, why don't you watch all the invite 0:10:26.760 --> 0:10:29.920 him over here? So I said, you know, what why not. 0:10:30.240 --> 0:10:35.160 I mean, he's not celebrating Christmas, dude, it's right, and 0:10:35.440 --> 0:10:37.200 hadn't done the Chinese food in the movie yet. So 0:10:37.240 --> 0:10:39.240 I was free to you. It was December twenty fifth, 0:10:39.280 --> 0:10:41.600 so I sent you a text and for the first 0:10:41.600 --> 0:10:46.760 time in my life it wasn't just family but friends. Yeah, 0:10:47.040 --> 0:10:49.920 so you you actually came by I did, and a 0:10:49.920 --> 0:10:50.520 lot of food. 0:10:50.960 --> 0:10:53.280 Everybody was, you know, very nice, very welcoming. 0:10:54.000 --> 0:10:58.640 I met your brother's neighbors who are from Kentucky, who 0:10:58.679 --> 0:11:02.640 made some kind of Kentucky smash cake. 0:11:02.600 --> 0:11:05.760 Pie, so high Tucky crack pie. I mean it was 0:11:05.800 --> 0:11:09.280 tasted like it was so much sugar. Oh my god, 0:11:09.280 --> 0:11:09.960 it was delicious. 0:11:10.600 --> 0:11:12.160 And that's when I had the conversation with your brother 0:11:12.200 --> 0:11:13.640 and I told him, if you didn't hear it on 0:11:13.920 --> 0:11:16.240 Slice time where I said that you and your brother's 0:11:16.240 --> 0:11:18.520 younger than you, I said that you said you grew 0:11:18.600 --> 0:11:20.640 up on Nicki Minaj in two thousand and nine. He 0:11:20.720 --> 0:11:23.280 laughed so hard, Yeah, because he knows you were in 0:11:23.280 --> 0:11:24.760 your thirties in two thousand and nine. 0:11:24.840 --> 0:11:26.839 By the way, her album is out today, Pink Freddy Too. 0:11:26.960 --> 0:11:28.679 And I grew up I grew up on Nicki it's 0:11:28.760 --> 0:11:30.400 nice to see her as a veteran. 0:11:30.480 --> 0:11:32.000 No, I'm kidding anyway, Well, i'll tell you it was 0:11:32.080 --> 0:11:34.800 nice seeing Scary as Uncle Skeary because all his nieces 0:11:34.800 --> 0:11:37.800 and nephews were there. Then Scary got not only did 0:11:37.800 --> 0:11:40.319 he get presents for all the kids, but he had it. 0:11:40.400 --> 0:11:43.760 He explained the presence before they opened them. He's like, Hey, 0:11:43.760 --> 0:11:44.959 this is the thing. You're gonna put it in. It's 0:11:44.960 --> 0:11:47.120 gonna put lights on the ceiling and you're gonna like it. 0:11:47.160 --> 0:11:47.760 I know you like this. 0:11:47.840 --> 0:11:49.320 And but so they didn't even give him a chance 0:11:49.320 --> 0:11:51.880 to open the gifts. He was explaining it to the kids, 0:11:51.920 --> 0:11:53.920 so they were like, he was worried they wouldn't like it. 0:11:54.000 --> 0:11:56.480 The gifts, I was very generous. 0:11:56.520 --> 0:11:59.840 The Astronaut, which shines a light into the ceiling, and 0:12:00.160 --> 0:12:02.280 a constellation. It's on Amazon. And then I got them 0:12:02.320 --> 0:12:05.640 classics like Lied Pride and Inside. But Scary doesn't have kids. 0:12:06.240 --> 0:12:08.800 So Scary got his nieces and nephews toys that make 0:12:08.840 --> 0:12:10.840 a lot of noise. That's how you know he doesn't 0:12:10.840 --> 0:12:14.559 have kids. No, consider them like Transformer cars that were like, uh, 0:12:16.800 --> 0:12:19.320 like loud light stuff that makes my sister want to choke. 0:12:19.360 --> 0:12:19.440 Me. 0:12:20.040 --> 0:12:22.040 It's like when you have buy dog pets for somebody 0:12:22.040 --> 0:12:23.160 else's dog and they squeak. 0:12:24.000 --> 0:12:26.480 So uh and Brody got to see us opening the gifts, 0:12:26.480 --> 0:12:29.360 and I'll say to the side, I watched them all 0:12:29.400 --> 0:12:32.400 being uh, being Christmasy. All of a sudden, you know, 0:12:32.440 --> 0:12:34.679 my father had a bag and he was like, there 0:12:34.679 --> 0:12:36.600 were I didn't realize this, but there was a There 0:12:36.600 --> 0:12:40.920 were two presents and they were wrapped up and it 0:12:41.000 --> 0:12:43.800 was my mother's handwriting. I didn't don't know if you 0:12:43.679 --> 0:12:48.040 did you notice this, Brodie. My mom My mom shops 0:12:48.040 --> 0:12:53.079 in like October for Christmas, so she had already bought 0:12:53.120 --> 0:12:59.280 presents for us online wrapped them up. And so it's 0:12:59.320 --> 0:13:02.960 crazy because I saw, you know, to Anthony love mom 0:13:03.000 --> 0:13:05.600 and dad, and I'm like, and my father. I thought 0:13:05.640 --> 0:13:08.040 maybe my dad filled out the sticker or anything like that, 0:13:08.160 --> 0:13:10.760 because because you know, but said mom and dad. 0:13:10.800 --> 0:13:13.480 But no, no, that was my mom's handwriting. So she 0:13:13.640 --> 0:13:15.200 left us gifts on Christmas. 0:13:15.840 --> 0:13:17.360 Oh my god, I can't. 0:13:17.400 --> 0:13:18.920 I cannot anyway, you can't. 0:13:18.960 --> 0:13:21.600 Yeah, things are things are better now, but I want 0:13:21.600 --> 0:13:24.360 to just I want to bring this over to you, Brody. Yeah, 0:13:24.360 --> 0:13:26.560 and there is an extra long break by the way 0:13:26.600 --> 0:13:27.400 we get a long break. 0:13:27.440 --> 0:13:29.400 Yeah, so we're keeping you from the commercials. 0:13:29.920 --> 0:13:32.000 First of all, a lot of you guys DMed me 0:13:32.040 --> 0:13:34.640 when Scary wasn't on the air, asking me if Scary 0:13:34.679 --> 0:13:37.760 was okay. And it's not my place to tell you 0:13:38.240 --> 0:13:40.439 his personal life until he's ready to talk about it. 0:13:40.720 --> 0:13:42.920 So to the people that I DM back and I said, 0:13:42.960 --> 0:13:44.880 he's fine, he's just doing a lot of work. I 0:13:44.960 --> 0:13:46.839 knew what was going on, but it's not my place 0:13:46.920 --> 0:13:49.079 to say. So please don't think that I lied or 0:13:49.120 --> 0:13:52.080 I was hiding anything. I'm sure you understand now that 0:13:52.120 --> 0:13:53.920 it's out in the open. But if you heard it 0:13:53.960 --> 0:13:55.480 on the air and you were like, wait a minute, 0:13:55.480 --> 0:13:57.480 Brodie told me that, you know, there was a reason 0:13:57.520 --> 0:14:01.079 for it. So Scary and I live very public. We 0:14:01.120 --> 0:14:05.040 had very public jobs, right, but our lives. Scary's life 0:14:05.080 --> 0:14:07.360 is very public. Talks about his girlfriend and his parents 0:14:07.360 --> 0:14:08.360 were on the air all the time. 0:14:08.720 --> 0:14:10.280 And I'm a little. 0:14:10.400 --> 0:14:13.760 Not as out there with my private life about what 0:14:13.800 --> 0:14:16.160 my kids are doing or you know how old they are, 0:14:16.559 --> 0:14:18.679 necessarily or you know, I don't talk about what my 0:14:18.720 --> 0:14:19.640 wife does for a living. 0:14:20.320 --> 0:14:21.120 I'm very private. 0:14:21.640 --> 0:14:25.920 Yeah, and you know, I'm an only child, and so 0:14:26.640 --> 0:14:29.560 I have is Scary when his mom passed away, he 0:14:29.600 --> 0:14:31.320 had his brother and his sister to help him when. 0:14:31.560 --> 0:14:33.320 She was going through the chemo and going through all 0:14:33.320 --> 0:14:36.600 that stuff. And again being private. 0:14:36.680 --> 0:14:40.160 When things of major significance happened in my life, I 0:14:40.280 --> 0:14:45.440 sometimes don't share them with people I don't know, or 0:14:45.480 --> 0:14:47.760 in public, or go on the air with it. 0:14:47.760 --> 0:14:49.960 It's just not who I am. 0:14:50.680 --> 0:14:53.200 But I'm in the same situation as Scary in that 0:14:54.200 --> 0:14:55.600 it's been a couple of years now. 0:14:55.720 --> 0:14:57.440 A lot of you have asked about her. 0:14:58.000 --> 0:15:01.080 But I lost my mom a while ago now, and 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:05.440 I didn't talk about it on the air because it 0:15:05.680 --> 0:15:07.240 As I mentioned, I'm an only child. 0:15:07.280 --> 0:15:09.920 I had a very, very very close relationship with my mom. 0:15:10.240 --> 0:15:12.960 My father was a police officer, he worked nights, and 0:15:13.000 --> 0:15:18.800 so my closest relative was always my mother. You know, 0:15:18.880 --> 0:15:20.480 I get my sense of humor from her. You've heard 0:15:20.480 --> 0:15:22.600 her on this podcast. A lot of you have asked, 0:15:22.680 --> 0:15:25.800 you know, when she's coming back on. There was a 0:15:25.800 --> 0:15:29.359 period of time when she wasn't able to come on physically. 0:15:30.960 --> 0:15:34.960 She went through the same battle as Scaries mom. Hers 0:15:35.040 --> 0:15:40.080 lasted a couple of years. But yeah, look, this is 0:15:40.080 --> 0:15:43.720 a fun comedy podcast, and I hope you will always 0:15:43.760 --> 0:15:46.320 find humor in what we do. We owe a lot 0:15:46.320 --> 0:15:48.720 of it to our moms, and so I'm sorry I 0:15:48.800 --> 0:15:51.520 wasn't forthcoming about it. A lot of you have said, oh, 0:15:51.560 --> 0:15:53.600 I'm happy holidays to you and hope your mom's doing well, 0:15:53.640 --> 0:15:56.160 and I said thank you. I never really addressed it. 0:15:56.160 --> 0:15:58.280 It was difficult for me. And I'll tell you what 0:15:58.280 --> 0:16:01.560 what also made it difficult? What's that I don't I 0:16:01.560 --> 0:16:05.120 don't like talking about it. This this is incredibly painful 0:16:05.160 --> 0:16:07.240 for me. Even though it's been a couple of years now, 0:16:09.680 --> 0:16:14.200 I can't handle and listen slices. You guys are the best. 0:16:14.440 --> 0:16:17.480 You're thoughtful and considerate and compassionate, and you care about 0:16:17.560 --> 0:16:21.520 us even though we do a silly podcast. And I 0:16:21.560 --> 0:16:24.960 didn't want to announce it and have you guys, you know, 0:16:25.760 --> 0:16:28.000 write me dms because you know me. I write back 0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:30.760 every DM and every tweet and I and I and 0:16:30.840 --> 0:16:33.520 I want I I thought about it a thousand times 0:16:33.520 --> 0:16:36.520 over the years. If I say, don't DM me, you're 0:16:36.520 --> 0:16:38.240 gonna say, hey, Brodie, I know you told me that 0:16:38.320 --> 0:16:39.720 DM you, but I'm gonn M me. Anyways, I really 0:16:39.720 --> 0:16:41.680 wanted to your mom was great. I know my mom 0:16:41.800 --> 0:16:43.320 was great, and I know you guys thought she was 0:16:43.360 --> 0:16:47.880 funny and you liked having her on. I can't mentally handle. 0:16:48.360 --> 0:16:50.160 I wouldn't have even brought it up except it happened 0:16:50.200 --> 0:16:52.200 to Scary and I thought this was an opportunity to 0:16:52.200 --> 0:16:52.640 bring it up. 0:16:52.840 --> 0:16:53.040 Yeah. 0:16:53.320 --> 0:16:57.040 I can't handle the constant reminder of writing back to 0:16:57.080 --> 0:16:59.280 you guys, or having you guys tell me all that 0:16:59.320 --> 0:17:02.720 one time she said this, maybe someday I will. I 0:17:02.800 --> 0:17:05.200 know you guys at the time thought she was hilarious 0:17:05.240 --> 0:17:07.520 and you laughed at the things she said, and you 0:17:07.520 --> 0:17:10.480 you quoted some of the things, and her voice was 0:17:10.520 --> 0:17:13.240 in a promo on Z one hundred. Uh you know 0:17:13.280 --> 0:17:15.440 that she knew what WTF meant for like a year 0:17:15.520 --> 0:17:17.400 And you know I let it go on the radio, 0:17:17.440 --> 0:17:19.560 even though it was hurtful to hear. It just set me. 0:17:21.000 --> 0:17:23.520 Uh So, whatever you're thinking about for me and Scary, 0:17:24.040 --> 0:17:27.200 thank you. I know your heart is in the right 0:17:27.240 --> 0:17:30.320 place and I know you're thinking he doesn't mean me yep, 0:17:30.359 --> 0:17:31.320 I mean you guys. 0:17:31.680 --> 0:17:33.760 I can't handle the DMS. I know you you. 0:17:34.160 --> 0:17:34.840 Care about us. 0:17:35.240 --> 0:17:37.000 I I just I don't want to have to write 0:17:37.040 --> 0:17:40.159 back and I would so just I know, I know 0:17:40.200 --> 0:17:42.160 that you you care about us, and I just thank you. 0:17:42.800 --> 0:17:44.520 I'm sorry I didn't tell you guys sooner. It's just 0:17:44.560 --> 0:17:45.359 too painful for me. 0:17:46.000 --> 0:17:48.200 Some people it's a week later and they're like, Yeah, 0:17:48.200 --> 0:17:49.840 she lived a good life and she's with her family. 0:17:49.880 --> 0:17:50.119 I'm not. 0:17:50.520 --> 0:17:52.439 That's not who I am. I miss her every day. 0:17:52.720 --> 0:17:55.080 Every night, I pretend I'm gonna I think of, oh, 0:17:55.160 --> 0:17:57.080 this is funny, I'm gonna call her, or oh, we 0:17:57.119 --> 0:17:59.040 should have her on the podcast because she have an 0:17:59.080 --> 0:18:01.439 opinion on this and and doesn't get for me. 0:18:01.480 --> 0:18:04.359 It doesn't get easier. So and by the way, that 0:18:04.480 --> 0:18:05.160 is difficult. 0:18:05.160 --> 0:18:10.680 Part of my mind situation is is, you know, every 0:18:10.680 --> 0:18:12.879 time I would see something funny online like a or 0:18:13.200 --> 0:18:15.200 like recipe or or some one of her favorite chefs 0:18:15.280 --> 0:18:17.399 cooked something, I always would DM it to her and 0:18:17.680 --> 0:18:20.119 I start that process now and I'm like, oh, I 0:18:20.160 --> 0:18:22.640 can't do that anymore, or I rant that you guys 0:18:22.640 --> 0:18:26.200 have heard. I probably called her and ranted first yes, right, yeah, 0:18:26.240 --> 0:18:28.600 And I would call my mom after the like, my mom, 0:18:28.640 --> 0:18:31.080 the new episode is up, and you know, or I 0:18:31.119 --> 0:18:34.160 have some fun news for you can't Yeah, it's weird, 0:18:34.240 --> 0:18:34.760 not doing that. 0:18:34.800 --> 0:18:36.960 She's always my first phone call. So and you guys relate. 0:18:37.000 --> 0:18:39.359 Look, a lot of you have lost your parents or 0:18:39.400 --> 0:18:41.600 one of your parents, a lot of you, you know, Listen, 0:18:41.720 --> 0:18:42.719 we all love our moms. 0:18:42.800 --> 0:18:44.879 Moms have a special place and it is what it is. 0:18:45.040 --> 0:18:48.320 And yep, scary as an old man. Now he's turning fifty. 0:18:48.440 --> 0:18:52.520 Hey hey, why Okay, you've said it. You said it, 0:18:52.560 --> 0:18:55.359 but listen, as you get older, this is what happens. So, uh, 0:18:55.520 --> 0:18:57.359 you know, I'm not going to get preachy with you know, 0:18:57.440 --> 0:18:59.840 tell her somebody along just right, you know. But we 0:19:00.040 --> 0:19:02.480 just wanted to share our experience and and uh, I 0:19:02.520 --> 0:19:04.600 hope you understand why it took me all this time. 0:19:04.920 --> 0:19:06.960 And I hope you understand the d MS I sent 0:19:07.000 --> 0:19:09.919 out about you know, and I just uh, you know, 0:19:10.119 --> 0:19:10.600 that's it. 0:19:10.640 --> 0:19:12.479 We want to update you because we this is what 0:19:12.520 --> 0:19:12.960 we do here. 0:19:12.960 --> 0:19:18.640 And I've got Scamboni's and uh we stuff, grammar police, 0:19:19.720 --> 0:19:22.720 I've got I've got a listener who hates me, and 0:19:24.119 --> 0:19:26.080 a guy who sells vacuums who cursed me out. 0:19:26.440 --> 0:19:28.000 We've got plenty of good stuff coming up. And we 0:19:28.040 --> 0:19:29.439 appreciate you sitting through this part of it. 0:19:29.560 --> 0:19:32.679 Yeah, absolutely, and and and we're gonna play in the 0:19:32.720 --> 0:19:33.280 next segment. 0:19:33.359 --> 0:19:35.520 Actually, I just thought about it. Maybe we should leave 0:19:35.560 --> 0:19:36.120 that to the end. 0:19:36.520 --> 0:19:38.320 But the last thing, at some point in the episode, 0:19:38.320 --> 0:19:41.280 I would I would would say the last Brody mom 0:19:41.400 --> 0:19:44.760 scary mom bit, uh, and you can smile along with 0:19:44.840 --> 0:19:46.680 them and and and all that. So that'll be the 0:19:46.760 --> 0:19:49.160 last segment of this podcast. We're gonna leave it right 0:19:49.240 --> 0:19:49.919 at that point. 0:19:50.000 --> 0:19:50.200 Now. 0:19:51.880 --> 0:19:55.919 One thing I did want to say, uh, Brody, was 0:19:57.280 --> 0:20:00.280 first of all, thank you you called again. Here we 0:20:00.320 --> 0:20:03.919 go behind the scenes. Brody called me and texted me 0:20:04.080 --> 0:20:08.680 probably as much, if not more than a lot of 0:20:08.720 --> 0:20:10.879 people in my life a lot to make sure I 0:20:10.960 --> 0:20:14.120 was good hanging in there. And it was just to 0:20:14.160 --> 0:20:16.600 just talk on the phone and just just. 0:20:17.320 --> 0:20:18.800 Shoot the crap back and forth. 0:20:18.840 --> 0:20:19.000 You know. 0:20:19.040 --> 0:20:22.359 It was very helpful, especially in those first couple of 0:20:23.320 --> 0:20:24.840 you know, that first week or so. 0:20:24.840 --> 0:20:27.639 So I want to say thank you, David Brody for that. 0:20:27.680 --> 0:20:30.359 You're very welcome. I earned my food at Christmas. You did, 0:20:30.720 --> 0:20:33.280 you certainly did. All right, we'll be right back. 0:20:35.359 --> 0:20:38.040 What's that saying. Where there's tragedy, there's. 0:20:37.840 --> 0:20:42.880 Humor is from tragedy comes comedy from travigy. From tragedy 0:20:42.960 --> 0:20:47.720 comes comedy inadvertently. Yeah, so let's take it again. This 0:20:47.800 --> 0:20:49.200 is not going to go down a dark road here. 0:20:49.400 --> 0:20:53.840 We did that earlier. Yeah. So my father and I 0:20:53.960 --> 0:20:57.480 arrived at the wake and we're first, and we're early, 0:20:57.960 --> 0:20:59.520 and it's just the two of us, and I was 0:20:59.600 --> 0:21:01.760 very nervous. You know, if you've ever been into a 0:21:01.760 --> 0:21:05.159 funeral parlor or a wake, there's a door these doors, 0:21:05.200 --> 0:21:07.240 there's a hallway and then and then when you open 0:21:07.320 --> 0:21:09.880 up the door, then there's at the room with all 0:21:10.359 --> 0:21:13.119 the flowers and the casket and everything like that. So 0:21:14.080 --> 0:21:16.199 as we approached the door, I knew this was going 0:21:16.280 --> 0:21:18.760 to be a really sad moment. 0:21:19.280 --> 0:21:21.520 How'd you know that? Scary? Well feel I was. 0:21:21.560 --> 0:21:23.000 I didn't know what to expect because I, first of all, 0:21:23.000 --> 0:21:24.520 I had my father was going to see her for 0:21:24.520 --> 0:21:27.600 the first time. And we we're town old Catholics, so 0:21:27.640 --> 0:21:28.639 we do open casket. 0:21:28.680 --> 0:21:30.239 Oh I don't get that, man, I don't get it. 0:21:30.280 --> 0:21:32.680 We do it. It's what we do. And a kind 0:21:32.680 --> 0:21:35.920 at my distance, it's tradition. Don't you have that in Jewish? 0:21:36.600 --> 0:21:36.879 You know what? 0:21:36.960 --> 0:21:40.159 It's one thing when it's an older person. But about 0:21:40.200 --> 0:21:42.159 ten years ago my friend, Vinnie, passed away. He had 0:21:42.160 --> 0:21:44.080 a heart attack. Well, stopped at a red light. 0:21:44.200 --> 0:21:46.240 I thought we weren't going down a dark road now. 0:21:46.280 --> 0:21:47.080 Well lestend it happened. 0:21:47.160 --> 0:21:49.840 Vinne's gone a long time. Vinnie's was a great guy. 0:21:50.200 --> 0:21:53.000 But when I went to the funeral, his mom, you know, 0:21:53.040 --> 0:21:55.560 I knew the family for twenty years. His mom was like, oh, David, 0:21:55.560 --> 0:21:57.760 I'm so glad you came here as an old Italian woman. 0:21:58.280 --> 0:22:00.800 And she goes, please he got come see Vinnie. 0:22:01.240 --> 0:22:02.960 It means so much, didn't that you were here. I'm like, no, 0:22:03.080 --> 0:22:05.160 I don't want to. Wow. 0:22:05.320 --> 0:22:06.960 I was like, no, I'm good. She's like, no, you 0:22:07.040 --> 0:22:08.920 have to come over, and it's and she got a 0:22:09.080 --> 0:22:09.720 religious remain. 0:22:09.840 --> 0:22:10.760 So I had to go. 0:22:11.200 --> 0:22:14.000 When you see a peer like some of your age, 0:22:14.280 --> 0:22:16.160 that's weird, that's not you know. 0:22:16.359 --> 0:22:18.320 You're lucky she didn't ask you to kiss it. 0:22:19.000 --> 0:22:21.640 Yeah, I like to kiss the go kiss him, kiss 0:22:21.720 --> 0:22:23.720 him like like, oh, I'm not touching that. 0:22:24.720 --> 0:22:25.800 Yeah, no, sorry about that. 0:22:25.840 --> 0:22:29.199 Well, So so I opened we opened up the doors 0:22:30.640 --> 0:22:35.359 and we were smacked in the face by a larger 0:22:35.400 --> 0:22:39.800 than life had to be about ten feet tall at 0:22:39.880 --> 0:22:46.440 least flower board wall of wall that said with the 0:22:46.480 --> 0:22:49.359 iHeart Radio logo in you got uh with the iHeart 0:22:49.440 --> 0:22:51.080 Ladi Ryhart radio logo on it. You know what it 0:22:51.080 --> 0:22:53.680 looks like, the red heart with the black and the logo. 0:22:53.720 --> 0:22:58.080 The actual logo it says, I heart the Scary Family, 0:22:58.400 --> 0:23:01.720 iHeart radio this or I heart the Scary fa It said, 0:23:01.760 --> 0:23:03.000 iHeart radio family. 0:23:04.160 --> 0:23:05.200 Yes right. 0:23:05.240 --> 0:23:07.240 It didn't have your name on It was the Scary family, 0:23:07.280 --> 0:23:10.119 it said it. It was small and it was iHeart 0:23:10.560 --> 0:23:14.000 the Scary Family, right, and it was all in flowers, 0:23:14.040 --> 0:23:16.000 by the way, all the lettering and everything like that, 0:23:16.119 --> 0:23:22.280 the heart and everything. Okay, so that's a problem. It 0:23:22.400 --> 0:23:26.920 happened to have been the talk of the entire wake. 0:23:27.000 --> 0:23:29.000 It kind of stole the show and it was very 0:23:29.080 --> 0:23:33.560 nice and so thank you to the iHeart Radio sales team, 0:23:33.720 --> 0:23:36.280 you know me and sales were so tight. They they 0:23:36.320 --> 0:23:38.399 all chipped those and deals they all chipped in. I 0:23:38.480 --> 0:23:39.840 just got the names of all the people. I'm not 0:23:39.840 --> 0:23:45.040 gonna read them who sent that that wall of flowers. 0:23:45.080 --> 0:23:45.240 But. 0:23:46.680 --> 0:23:52.000 It was something of I mean, brody, you feel free. 0:23:50.240 --> 0:23:54.280 I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you a story that involves 0:23:54.320 --> 0:23:56.760 my mom. So when I was in like second grade, 0:23:57.200 --> 0:23:59.719 I had to draw a map of the neighborhood, like 0:23:59.720 --> 0:24:00.880 like streets. 0:24:00.600 --> 0:24:02.840 With numbers and lines. 0:24:02.400 --> 0:24:04.639 And and and and where this where this where the 0:24:04.680 --> 0:24:06.720 trains were. And I had to make a map of 0:24:06.760 --> 0:24:09.880 like you know, street lines, and I did like three 0:24:09.920 --> 0:24:11.520 blocks from left to right. 0:24:11.840 --> 0:24:13.840 And my mother saw it. She went, that's terrible. You 0:24:13.840 --> 0:24:14.600 can't hand that in. 0:24:14.960 --> 0:24:17.919 And she took a ruler and she finished the entire 0:24:18.320 --> 0:24:20.560 rest of the map and and I handed it in 0:24:20.680 --> 0:24:23.200 and and the report was, you did a really good job, 0:24:23.200 --> 0:24:24.800 but it looks like at the end you got tired 0:24:25.240 --> 0:24:28.160 and you stopped caring. But that was the part I did, right, 0:24:28.240 --> 0:24:29.680 They thought, I like, I did a really good job, 0:24:29.720 --> 0:24:32.440 and then I just like tailed off and got scribbly lines. Right, 0:24:32.800 --> 0:24:36.600 That's what looks like happened to the iHeart family because 0:24:36.640 --> 0:24:40.600 the word family started off level and then each letter 0:24:40.680 --> 0:24:42.320 progressively dipped like. 0:24:42.320 --> 0:24:45.640 Someone got tired and it like and it dropped off. 0:24:45.720 --> 0:24:48.200 That said, though, was that a bit of a spectacle 0:24:48.240 --> 0:24:50.480 because I had the Jersey Kid and the whole morning 0:24:50.520 --> 0:24:53.760 show saying, oh my god, we go take a picture 0:24:53.840 --> 0:24:56.080 under the step and repeat of the meaning Like it 0:24:56.200 --> 0:24:59.000 was like like one of those advertisements. It was huge 0:25:00.320 --> 0:25:02.879 by the way we saw it, we burst out laughing. 0:25:02.960 --> 0:25:03.640 That's my point. 0:25:03.960 --> 0:25:06.399 I needed that laugh in that moment to offset what 0:25:06.520 --> 0:25:07.200 was about to come. 0:25:07.320 --> 0:25:08.520 I was going to take a picture of it, but 0:25:08.520 --> 0:25:12.600 you know, you can't really take a picture at a wake. Yeah, So, I, 0:25:13.160 --> 0:25:15.840 not being Catholic, wanted to make sure I did everything right, 0:25:15.960 --> 0:25:17.960 make sure I wore the right thing, make sure I 0:25:17.960 --> 0:25:20.600 brought the right thing. So I went and I got 0:25:20.600 --> 0:25:22.320 I think I got Lili's I think whatever. I think, 0:25:22.359 --> 0:25:25.800 I got lilies. Whatever the white flower was that I forget. Now, 0:25:26.000 --> 0:25:27.520 that's one of the things you're supposed to bring to 0:25:27.560 --> 0:25:31.720 a Catholic wake. So I get a bouquet that morning, 0:25:32.160 --> 0:25:34.200 and I go in and the first thing I see 0:25:34.200 --> 0:25:36.639 when I walk in the left door is, you know, 0:25:36.680 --> 0:25:39.119 those easels of flowers, normal size easels. 0:25:39.119 --> 0:25:39.400 I want. 0:25:39.400 --> 0:25:42.120 You know, I really can't afford an easel on my own, 0:25:42.760 --> 0:25:44.840 but I brought the flowers the bouquet. 0:25:44.840 --> 0:25:46.439 I'm sure to look nice, that's fine. 0:25:47.160 --> 0:25:50.760 And I looked to my right and there's this godzilla 0:25:50.880 --> 0:25:53.919 looking iHeart radio wall of flowers it is, And I 0:25:54.000 --> 0:25:56.280 just felt like Charlie Brown with his little Christmas tree. 0:25:56.520 --> 0:25:58.320 Yeah, you know, And I was the sales team. 0:25:58.600 --> 0:26:01.479 Yeah, my oh, I got a bouquet lilies and they 0:26:01.920 --> 0:26:04.680 set the wall. So it was very kind of them. 0:26:04.760 --> 0:26:07.080 I'm glad that they had the department had the money 0:26:07.080 --> 0:26:10.000 to do that. But it was the easels. But a 0:26:10.080 --> 0:26:11.840 normal easel is watch four and a half feet high 0:26:11.880 --> 0:26:14.479 something like that. Yeah, yeah, this is this thing monster 0:26:15.080 --> 0:26:19.040 three to four times to pall and wide. Yeah, I 0:26:19.040 --> 0:26:21.239 guess they said, give us the biggest you have. But 0:26:21.280 --> 0:26:23.320 you know, and you know where it came from, Birdie 0:26:23.320 --> 0:26:27.120 Staten Island, because someone, of course, quote knew a guy, 0:26:27.840 --> 0:26:28.680 someone got a guy. 0:26:28.960 --> 0:26:31.040 Did those did those flowers fall off a truck? 0:26:31.160 --> 0:26:32.040 Yeah? 0:26:32.080 --> 0:26:32.720 Pretty much? 0:26:32.960 --> 0:26:36.880 But uh yeah, So anyway that it was very nice, 0:26:36.880 --> 0:26:38.040 being very thoughtful. 0:26:38.119 --> 0:26:38.760 Yeah it was. 0:26:38.800 --> 0:26:42.080 It was definitely uh out there. It was huge and 0:26:42.680 --> 0:26:45.520 right amongst all the flower of the floral arrangements. A 0:26:45.520 --> 0:26:47.640 lot of people sent a lot of cards and flowers. 0:26:47.640 --> 0:26:50.280 So uh yeah, but you know what, my mom would 0:26:50.280 --> 0:26:51.560 have wanted it that way. 0:26:51.760 --> 0:26:54.440 My mom loved I heard she she would wear the shirts. 0:26:54.520 --> 0:26:54.639 You know. 0:26:54.960 --> 0:26:56.320 Yeah, this was perfect for it. 0:26:56.600 --> 0:26:59.600 And we'll say I got there about ten minutes into 0:26:59.680 --> 0:27:02.040 the way fifteen minutes and I stayed till the end. 0:27:02.760 --> 0:27:05.440 But there's a lot of people who will come in. 0:27:05.840 --> 0:27:07.760 I'm gonna mention names. I don't even know who some 0:27:07.800 --> 0:27:08.200 of them were. 0:27:08.520 --> 0:27:11.760 They'll come in, they'll walk around, they see if anything 0:27:11.840 --> 0:27:14.960 know anybody, they'll make sure they get seen by the 0:27:15.000 --> 0:27:17.959 people whose family it is right, and then they do 0:27:18.040 --> 0:27:21.000 like a and ay leave, Oh. 0:27:20.840 --> 0:27:23.560 There's nothing wrong with that, zimpthy do. So this is different. 0:27:23.600 --> 0:27:25.720 I know in your culture you sit shiver and you 0:27:25.760 --> 0:27:27.399 come over, you break the bread and you hang out. 0:27:27.480 --> 0:27:31.159 And no Jews take a half hour to say goodbye 0:27:31.200 --> 0:27:33.480 at least no. These people were like but they were 0:27:33.520 --> 0:27:35.800 like walking like backwards out to make sure nobody saw 0:27:35.840 --> 0:27:38.520 them leave. Well well because they were embarrassed. But but 0:27:38.760 --> 0:27:42.160 it's totally fine. It's you come in, you pay your respects, 0:27:42.240 --> 0:27:46.040 you take a look at what's happening, You hug your kiss, 0:27:46.600 --> 0:27:49.280 and then you know, you know, ten minutes is okay. 0:27:49.520 --> 0:27:52.399 If you don't know anybody, five ten minutes, it's fine. No, no, 0:27:52.440 --> 0:27:55.160 but that's it's it's it's okay, it's it's it's actually 0:27:55.280 --> 0:27:55.879 kind of common. 0:27:56.240 --> 0:27:56.760 It's common. 0:27:56.840 --> 0:27:59.480 Yeah, you different for forty five minutes to get there. 0:28:00.040 --> 0:28:02.320 Figured out what time. Hellen b Spamoni gardens closed. It's 0:28:02.359 --> 0:28:04.240 like the pizza and I stayed as late as I 0:28:04.240 --> 0:28:06.200 could I go get pizza exactly. 0:28:06.240 --> 0:28:09.480 And all my friends from Hoboken, we're like, uh, where. 0:28:09.280 --> 0:28:10.199 Can we eat around here? 0:28:10.240 --> 0:28:12.439 You're gonna send us to Brooklyn roots, you know, like 0:28:12.720 --> 0:28:16.439 everyone's like, while we're in Brooklyn, we're gonna go blank 0:28:16.520 --> 0:28:18.480 because we're here. Yeah, you could. Oh and with the 0:28:18.560 --> 0:28:22.320 Dyker lights was nearby, you know, the famous Laquer lights 0:28:22.560 --> 0:28:23.560 was two blocks away. 0:28:23.840 --> 0:28:26.640 So how could you know heights? Yeah, dyk e Arts, 0:28:26.680 --> 0:28:30.560 not Dykes, it's Dker Heights. It's like tenth Avenue to 0:28:30.560 --> 0:28:33.240 fourteenth Avenue and then like twenty like sixty fifth to 0:28:33.240 --> 0:28:36.640 seventy fifth, some like eighty fifth, and people put. They 0:28:36.680 --> 0:28:38.680 have little small houses, some of them. Some of them 0:28:38.720 --> 0:28:41.680 they've knocked down two houses, built up three a giant one, 0:28:42.040 --> 0:28:44.400 and they have more lights than the Empire State Building. 0:28:44.680 --> 0:28:48.240 And there's like tour buses and ice cream trucks and police. 0:28:48.720 --> 0:28:51.360 Uh anyway, so uh at the day of the wake, 0:28:51.480 --> 0:28:55.600 my last story about the wake, the wake let ended 0:28:55.600 --> 0:28:58.400 till like nine to fifteen, and I didn't realize what 0:28:58.400 --> 0:28:58.840 time it was. 0:28:58.880 --> 0:29:00.520 The Chinese restaurant. I wanted to go who closed it? 0:29:00.640 --> 0:29:00.800 Nine? 0:29:00.880 --> 0:29:02.800 Of course, when I walked outside, I looked at my watch. 0:29:02.800 --> 0:29:06.440 You went no, because the tragedy was mine. Really, you know, 0:29:06.880 --> 0:29:08.920 scary was there for a week, but the Chinese restaurant closed. 0:29:08.960 --> 0:29:09.920 Really the tragedy of the night. 0:29:10.680 --> 0:29:13.560 So I ended up getting pizza that night in Chinese 0:29:13.600 --> 0:29:14.880 food the next day after the Fu. 0:29:14.960 --> 0:29:16.600 Was not offended, and I was not offended by the 0:29:16.640 --> 0:29:18.640 way for people who were like, while I'm here, I 0:29:18.640 --> 0:29:20.440 want to go see this. I want to go that 0:29:20.520 --> 0:29:23.320 a tribute to you and your family that think about food. 0:29:23.680 --> 0:29:27.760 Yes, while we're there. Absolutely the Boys podcast. 0:29:27.440 --> 0:29:28.600 We will be right back. 0:29:29.440 --> 0:29:30.760 We're flying through here today. 0:29:32.520 --> 0:29:34.520 I got other pizza stories for today at some point, 0:29:34.760 --> 0:29:37.280 come when you want pizza stories. Hey, when is the 0:29:37.360 --> 0:29:42.000 last day for a holiday for a holiday party? I 0:29:42.080 --> 0:29:44.840 know somebody going to a holiday party tonight, a company 0:29:44.880 --> 0:29:49.080 holiday party. I think it should be off limits. No, 0:29:49.240 --> 0:29:53.120 thank you, see you later. After like the second of January, 0:29:53.400 --> 0:29:57.040 I think maybe it's okay. Between the December twenty sixth 0:29:57.120 --> 0:29:59.640 and December thirty first and that week off with is 0:29:59.680 --> 0:30:01.760 that that black hole where nobody knows what's going on 0:30:01.840 --> 0:30:03.760 or what day it is, that's okay to have a 0:30:03.800 --> 0:30:04.520 holiday party. 0:30:04.640 --> 0:30:06.000 But I but here we are brody. 0:30:06.000 --> 0:30:09.280 We're two weeks in and now someone who doesn't want 0:30:09.320 --> 0:30:11.800 to be named because she's she's going to her husband's 0:30:11.800 --> 0:30:14.360 holiday party, is upset that she's got to go to 0:30:14.400 --> 0:30:16.560 a holiday party because you're not really in the holiday 0:30:16.560 --> 0:30:17.200 mood at this point. 0:30:17.240 --> 0:30:19.280 You just get together for drinks when you know how 0:30:19.360 --> 0:30:21.120 the real estate industry is. It's weird that way. 0:30:22.080 --> 0:30:23.560 Wait a second, why do you think it's someone from 0:30:23.600 --> 0:30:26.760 the real estate industry? Him know, I just, I'm just 0:30:27.520 --> 0:30:30.040 it's not okay, okay, all right, right, But isn't it 0:30:30.040 --> 0:30:33.080 like isn't it shouldn't It's not the holidays anymore. 0:30:33.160 --> 0:30:36.280 If a company is trying to save money and a 0:30:36.320 --> 0:30:39.920 company fires one less person, so that because they saved 0:30:39.960 --> 0:30:43.200 money and they want to celebrate, that's fantastic. 0:30:43.680 --> 0:30:44.040 Listen. 0:30:44.600 --> 0:30:46.880 We worked for iHeartRadio and for many years they gave 0:30:46.920 --> 0:30:50.280 us fantastic holiday parties. But there was one of two years, 0:30:50.640 --> 0:30:52.800 maybe when it was Clear Channel before it was iHeart, 0:30:53.080 --> 0:30:57.320 where the parties weren't great. They were tight, things were tough. 0:30:57.360 --> 0:30:59.240 There was a couple of years. Yeah, So any any 0:30:59.320 --> 0:31:02.040 year you can get a holiday party. I don't care 0:31:02.080 --> 0:31:03.480 what it is. I know what you're saying, like, it's 0:31:03.520 --> 0:31:06.040 not really holiday party, but if you're celebrating still having 0:31:06.080 --> 0:31:08.840 a job after January, first celebrate baby. 0:31:08.960 --> 0:31:12.880 That's right, those lean years that your macaroni with butter 0:31:13.080 --> 0:31:20.280 is served, that was served. Yeah, my favorite was that 0:31:20.360 --> 0:31:22.160 was in a basement we were at It was like 0:31:22.240 --> 0:31:24.480 we were rock bottom at that point, and you know 0:31:24.520 --> 0:31:26.760 it was appropriate that we went downstairs to a basement. 0:31:26.840 --> 0:31:29.280 Yeah, but you remember what everybody remembers. I remember the 0:31:29.320 --> 0:31:31.760 one thing talk about that. 0:31:33.400 --> 0:31:35.880 Uh well, we won't mention names, but no, but this 0:31:36.000 --> 0:31:38.959 was like fifteen years ago and this person is not 0:31:38.960 --> 0:31:41.560 with the company any longer. Yes, but we went to 0:31:41.560 --> 0:31:44.080 this Christmas party and they told us, listen, it's it's 0:31:44.120 --> 0:31:47.640 been a rough year. And I left thinking about it 0:31:47.720 --> 0:31:49.400 because we had we had like a party at Windows 0:31:49.400 --> 0:31:51.080 on the World, which was the top of the one 0:31:51.080 --> 0:31:54.480 of the world Trade towers, the Brooklyn what was it, 0:31:54.480 --> 0:31:56.440 what's the Brooklyn Heights one the Brooklyn on the water 0:31:56.480 --> 0:32:01.040 of the Brooklyn River cafe. Really and then this one 0:32:01.080 --> 0:32:04.280 year they said, listen, don't expect the usual a lean year. 0:32:04.480 --> 0:32:06.280 We want to take you guys, you know whatever. So 0:32:06.320 --> 0:32:08.560 we went and listen. It was fine. He can't complain. 0:32:08.800 --> 0:32:11.080 But it was like chafing dishes and chicken fingers and fries, 0:32:11.320 --> 0:32:14.200 which is fine. Listen, I'd like to go to theme restaurants. 0:32:14.320 --> 0:32:16.320 I'm a simple guy, I'm a bougie. But for a 0:32:16.360 --> 0:32:19.640 holiday party of a major world company, and we had 0:32:19.680 --> 0:32:20.960 just gone from the top of the rock to the 0:32:20.960 --> 0:32:23.880 bottom of a basement, and then right this happens. 0:32:23.840 --> 0:32:26.000 They said, oh, you know what, everybody ding ding ding 0:32:26.080 --> 0:32:26.960 ding ding on the glasses. 0:32:27.000 --> 0:32:29.200 We want to just take a moment here, make a toast. 0:32:29.680 --> 0:32:33.320 Come here, come out persons to two thousand and two. 0:32:33.560 --> 0:32:35.239 And they pulled out a chair and they made this 0:32:35.280 --> 0:32:38.200 person stand up on the chair and they said, congratulations 0:32:38.200 --> 0:32:41.719 to this person who just signed a new deal, a 0:32:41.760 --> 0:32:45.640 new contract. We gave them a huge and a bonus 0:32:46.520 --> 0:32:50.880 Bubba's salary and title, and congratulations on a fantastic year. 0:32:53.080 --> 0:32:55.040 And so the first thought everyone was like, well, how 0:32:55.080 --> 0:32:56.280 fantastic of a year could have been? 0:32:56.280 --> 0:32:57.240 We're eating chicken fingers? 0:32:57.400 --> 0:32:59.120 And second of all, are we eating chicken fingers because 0:32:59.120 --> 0:33:01.960 they're given this person raise like which came first. It 0:33:02.080 --> 0:33:03.360 was the most awkward. 0:33:03.080 --> 0:33:05.960 Moment of any holiday party I've ever been out where 0:33:05.960 --> 0:33:09.040 they tell you things that bad eat the chicken fingers, awful, 0:33:09.800 --> 0:33:12.240 this budget cuts and people have just gotten fired. 0:33:12.720 --> 0:33:15.520 People had gotten fired like two weeks earlier, and they're like, 0:33:15.640 --> 0:33:17.760 let's give it up for this person who. 0:33:17.920 --> 0:33:24.440 Got And the mood in the room was all like yeah, 0:33:24.600 --> 0:33:25.560 like how dare you? 0:33:26.240 --> 0:33:30.719 Like nobody was happy for this person deserved the person. 0:33:30.960 --> 0:33:33.360 They deserved what they got, but it was just the 0:33:33.440 --> 0:33:34.160 wrong time. 0:33:34.280 --> 0:33:35.040 You don't do that. 0:33:35.240 --> 0:33:38.680 Read the rueful, like January tenth in a conference room, Yeah. 0:33:38.600 --> 0:33:39.280 Read the room. 0:33:39.800 --> 0:33:40.840 Read the room. 0:33:41.400 --> 0:33:43.840 Scara, have some audio feel I'm gonna play two songs. 0:33:43.880 --> 0:33:46.440 The second one it's all on one very long YouTube clips. 0:33:46.440 --> 0:33:48.840 I'm gonna play the first one, Okay, okay, it's a 0:33:49.000 --> 0:33:51.840 It's a song called war Pigs by Black Sabbath. I'm 0:33:51.880 --> 0:33:53.280 gonna play it. I want you to tell me who 0:33:53.320 --> 0:33:54.959 don't tell me who's singing. I want you to think 0:33:55.000 --> 0:33:56.960 about who you think is singing. Then don't play the 0:33:57.000 --> 0:33:59.040 second song. I'll give you a chance to guess who 0:33:59.040 --> 0:33:59.320 it is. 0:33:59.480 --> 0:34:15.200 Okay, Okay, hold on, wait for it. 0:34:15.200 --> 0:34:15.760 It's alive. 0:34:24.000 --> 0:34:34.040 Here comes just. 0:34:34.080 --> 0:34:41.279 Like it's just that a lot of destructure. 0:34:47.400 --> 0:34:50.200 Okay, Okay, I'm gonna play I'm gonna play the second 0:34:50.239 --> 0:34:51.920 song and you tell. 0:34:51.760 --> 0:34:55.360 Me, by the way, originally that's uh, that's black Saba 0:34:55.400 --> 0:34:58.200 Azy Osbourne right singing that that would be as Osbourne. 0:34:57.800 --> 0:35:00.160 Black Sab Yeah, obviously not not Oz. 0:35:08.160 --> 0:35:20.520 Same guy journey right. Okay, it sounds well, I'll tell 0:35:20.560 --> 0:35:22.719 you what it's. I mean, obviously it's an R and 0:35:22.760 --> 0:35:25.239 B artist or a hip hop artist because they got 0:35:25.239 --> 0:35:26.240 that soul voice. 0:35:26.320 --> 0:35:27.759 But okay, who is it? 0:35:31.760 --> 0:35:32.200 Slices? 0:35:32.239 --> 0:35:33.480 I want you to I want you to think about 0:35:33.520 --> 0:35:35.520 who that is, and I want you to leave his 0:35:35.600 --> 0:35:38.960 talkbacks who you thought it was before we tell you 0:35:39.000 --> 0:35:40.759 who it is. I feel like we should wait a 0:35:40.760 --> 0:35:42.719 break to get people a chance to leave talkbacks. But 0:35:42.719 --> 0:35:44.600 I'm gonna let you guess scary so right now, I 0:35:44.640 --> 0:35:46.920 want you to who is that guy saying scary is right? 0:35:47.000 --> 0:35:49.799 Is an army singer, which is music code for black guy. 0:35:50.120 --> 0:35:52.880 He is a black gentleman. You know him more for 0:35:53.480 --> 0:35:55.680 hip hop and R and B. Who is that guy? 0:35:55.840 --> 0:35:58.400 I mean it it sounds like Jason Derulo. 0:35:59.400 --> 0:36:01.919 Okay, Jason Derula is your one guest. 0:36:02.320 --> 0:36:04.200 It's not Jason Derulo. I'll give a couple of guesses. 0:36:04.640 --> 0:36:07.399 Hit that microphone button on your iHeartRadio app. Then take 0:36:07.440 --> 0:36:12.160 a guess. Is it, uh, Michael McDonald he's white? Any 0:36:12.239 --> 0:36:15.879 Deoby Brothers? Michael McDonald is white. You didn't know Michael 0:36:15.960 --> 0:36:19.160 McDonald was white. From The Doobie Brothers. It's not Doobie 0:36:19.200 --> 0:36:22.160 and the Brothers. It's the Doobie Brothers, but. 0:36:22.080 --> 0:36:25.760 It has brothers in the title. Yes, Doobie Brothers. 0:36:26.120 --> 0:36:28.960 You thought they were black. Wait, Michael McDonald is black. 0:36:29.520 --> 0:36:30.160 No, he is not. 0:36:30.360 --> 0:36:32.360 The whole band? Is this one guy who's black and 0:36:32.400 --> 0:36:35.520 the Doobie Brothers. But don't you remember the Good Times episode. 0:36:35.200 --> 0:36:39.280 When they go, oh, it's Dooby and the brother You're crazy, Michael, 0:36:39.320 --> 0:36:41.040 McMichael McDonald. 0:36:41.280 --> 0:36:46.200 Neither of those names sounds urban. Michael McDonald is white 0:36:46.239 --> 0:36:48.240 with a beard. You thought your whole life he was black. 0:36:48.360 --> 0:36:57.000 Oh my god, he's white. He was in Steely Dan too. No, 0:36:57.120 --> 0:37:00.080 Steely Dan is Steely Dan. I don't Michael McDonald's so 0:37:00.280 --> 0:37:05.560 Hold on a second. Michael McDonald's songs. Hold on, he 0:37:05.600 --> 0:37:07.720 did a duet, he did a famous duet. 0:37:08.040 --> 0:37:13.760 Yeah, does it make him black? No, he's he's black. 0:37:15.160 --> 0:37:18.719 Hold on, Michael, this is your mess. Oh my god, 0:37:18.719 --> 0:37:20.960 you're right. Is there another Michael McDonald. No, there's got 0:37:21.000 --> 0:37:22.320 to be a second Mike. And I'm sure there's a 0:37:22.440 --> 0:37:26.520 black Michael McDonald, but this is not him. Hold on 0:37:26.520 --> 0:37:29.040 the second No, no, now you got me. And he 0:37:29.080 --> 0:37:31.799 did join Steely Dan at one point, but hold on, 0:37:32.280 --> 0:37:37.440 Patty LaBelle and Michael McDonald, Ye, my, yep, gonna go 0:37:37.480 --> 0:37:39.959 pull up the video while we're here, Won and Dion 0:37:40.080 --> 0:37:43.120 Warwick sang with him. Yes, white people sing with black 0:37:43.120 --> 0:37:49.960 people all the time. Scary. No, but he's white and 0:37:50.000 --> 0:37:53.320 he's he's the Doobie Brothers guy. He's the piano player. 0:37:53.360 --> 0:37:58.359 And yeah, oh my god, mind blown. I was today 0:37:58.480 --> 0:38:00.680 years old when I realized this what I down this out? 0:38:03.160 --> 0:38:04.600 I thought, Michael mcda, I'm sorry. 0:38:04.640 --> 0:38:06.520 And he was the Doobie Brothers from seventy five to 0:38:06.600 --> 0:38:10.080 eighty two seventeen, and he was with Steely Dan only 0:38:10.160 --> 0:38:10.600 for a year. 0:38:11.400 --> 0:38:16.000 Wow, Okay, then all right, well anyway. 0:38:15.760 --> 0:38:16.560 That's hilarious. 0:38:17.120 --> 0:38:18.560 Your whole life, you never looked him up, you never 0:38:18.560 --> 0:38:20.680 saw a video. You never saw it because remember the 0:38:20.719 --> 0:38:21.440 Good Times. 0:38:21.200 --> 0:38:24.040 Episode when the Doobie when when rerun. 0:38:23.680 --> 0:38:26.800 Brings the cassette deck under his jacket to bootleg the concert. 0:38:26.800 --> 0:38:28.400 Because back then you couldn't record them. 0:38:28.440 --> 0:38:30.880 This is These are in the years before the internet, 0:38:31.239 --> 0:38:32.480 so I mean his music. 0:38:32.960 --> 0:38:35.799 Yeah, but he's around for fifty years. You never saw 0:38:35.840 --> 0:38:36.880 him on an award show. 0:38:37.160 --> 0:38:41.640 No, no, holy crap, slices, Who did you get wrong 0:38:41.680 --> 0:38:44.560 on their race? Oh my god? All right, well anyway, 0:38:46.120 --> 0:38:47.920 I give you one more person. 0:38:48.040 --> 0:38:52.239 Ook, keep forget. We're not even loving in mold. Look, 0:38:52.320 --> 0:38:59.120 keep forget that guy jaw sweet for item sign light 0:38:59.200 --> 0:39:07.600 on me? Yeah, and what a fool believe? Yeah, get out? 0:39:08.120 --> 0:39:13.080 You came from somewhere by you mind blown? All right? Well, 0:39:13.080 --> 0:39:14.640 are we gonna give the answer now because we got 0:39:14.719 --> 0:39:15.920 to take another b want the answer now? 0:39:15.960 --> 0:39:17.880 Yes, we want to go to break. We gotta take another. Well, 0:39:17.880 --> 0:39:19.200 you gotta give the answer now, and then we take 0:39:19.239 --> 0:39:19.560 a break. 0:39:19.680 --> 0:39:21.319 Oh you don't want me to tease the break? Give 0:39:21.360 --> 0:39:24.359 people a chance to Okay, okay, okay, okay, we come back. 0:39:24.360 --> 0:39:25.920 I'll tell you who that was if you haven't already 0:39:25.920 --> 0:39:32.640 brought past? All right, scare you ready? Yeah? T Pain, 0:39:34.000 --> 0:39:36.839 T Pain, Yep. You know why I didn't know it's 0:39:36.880 --> 0:39:39.600 in because autotoo there was no autotune on him. 0:39:39.719 --> 0:39:42.439 Well, apparently te Pain can sing without auto tune really well. 0:39:42.480 --> 0:39:47.640 Get out yep wow t pain. 0:40:01.520 --> 0:40:03.560 Wow nice. 0:40:04.000 --> 0:40:06.200 So you can look that up. It's tea pain on 0:40:06.480 --> 0:40:07.640 top of the covers. 0:40:07.920 --> 0:40:10.279 Yeah, which I may be a British show, but it's 0:40:10.760 --> 0:40:13.880 a half hour video. He does all cover songs, and 0:40:13.920 --> 0:40:16.080 those were two I thought were exceptionally different. 0:40:16.239 --> 0:40:20.759 Amazing. So now you said you wanted to bring something up, Well. 0:40:20.719 --> 0:40:22.520 Let me tell you about the vacuum guy first, because 0:40:22.560 --> 0:40:24.120 I did mention the vacuum he sucks. 0:40:24.600 --> 0:40:28.440 He does suck. So now that we're talking about it. 0:40:28.719 --> 0:40:32.239 I inherited a lot of old things from my mom, 0:40:32.760 --> 0:40:34.560 so when I cleaned out the house, I took a 0:40:34.600 --> 0:40:37.600 lot of it here to my house. And you know, 0:40:38.040 --> 0:40:40.839 my mom was older than me, obviously, and so things 0:40:40.840 --> 0:40:41.240 that were. 0:40:41.080 --> 0:40:42.640 Old to her are really old to me. 0:40:43.239 --> 0:40:45.719 So I've got this old vacuum cleaner that looks like 0:40:45.760 --> 0:40:48.160 it's from the sixties. I mean, it's cool looking, it's 0:40:48.280 --> 0:40:50.840 it's stylish. It's not like vacuum clean is today. So 0:40:50.840 --> 0:40:52.239 I'm like, I have no idea what it's worth. So 0:40:52.280 --> 0:40:53.680 I googled it this because I was going to sell 0:40:53.719 --> 0:40:55.959 it on Facebook or on eBay or something. I thought 0:40:55.960 --> 0:40:59.520 maybe because it works and I found this guy on 0:40:59.560 --> 0:41:06.600 Facebook marketplace that also sells old vacuums from this company. Right, oh, right, 0:41:06.680 --> 0:41:10.040 guy named Larry. He lives in Staten Island. So I 0:41:10.080 --> 0:41:13.480 message him. I go, hey, Larry, Uh, pardon me for 0:41:13.520 --> 0:41:19.680 the message out of nowhere, but uh, I have this 0:41:19.760 --> 0:41:24.279 vacuum cleaner, and uh, I know you sell similar ones. 0:41:24.440 --> 0:41:26.240 Can you do me a favor if I send you pictures? 0:41:26.480 --> 0:41:28.239 Would you just give me some idea of what what 0:41:28.280 --> 0:41:30.080 they sell for on you know what I can get 0:41:30.080 --> 0:41:30.360 for it. 0:41:30.560 --> 0:41:32.480 I'd really appreciate it. Thank you, have a nice day. 0:41:32.760 --> 0:41:36.480 This is two or three days before Christmas. He writes 0:41:36.520 --> 0:41:39.480 me back and he says, yeah, you have two choices. 0:41:39.800 --> 0:41:41.239 You can shove it up your ass or throw it 0:41:41.280 --> 0:41:41.800 in the garbage. 0:41:41.840 --> 0:41:44.400 You don't bother me. And he got me why though. 0:41:44.719 --> 0:41:49.640 I don't know. I don't know what was Do you 0:41:49.640 --> 0:41:50.799 guys haggle for a little bit? 0:41:50.920 --> 0:41:53.960 Was there something in a whole conversation? Hey, I wasn't 0:41:53.960 --> 0:41:55.640 trying to sell him a vacuum. I said, Hey, I 0:41:55.880 --> 0:41:57.400 have a vacuum like the ones you're selling. 0:41:58.200 --> 0:41:59.719 Can I if I could, if you don't mind, can 0:41:59.760 --> 0:42:01.759 you tell tell me if there's a market for them. 0:42:01.920 --> 0:42:03.719 What should I say? You have a choice. You can 0:42:03.719 --> 0:42:05.320 shove it up your ass and throat in the garbage. 0:42:05.400 --> 0:42:08.880 What an asshole? Yeah, so fuck you, Larry. But it 0:42:08.880 --> 0:42:13.239 doesn't surprise me. Staten Island. I can't believe it. Why belligerent? 0:42:13.320 --> 0:42:15.480 Why why take that road for no reason? It's not 0:42:15.560 --> 0:42:17.680 like you got into a fight with the guy. It's 0:42:17.680 --> 0:42:21.600 not like you here was a miscommunication. Nope, it's terrible. 0:42:21.840 --> 0:42:22.920 Nope. But you know what it is. 0:42:23.040 --> 0:42:25.759 It's Staten Island. It's Staten Island, just for no other reason. 0:42:25.760 --> 0:42:26.479 It's Staten Island. 0:42:26.520 --> 0:42:35.560 Other reason yep, stan uh Oh, there's the music. It's 0:42:35.560 --> 0:42:40.640 scamboni time. I got a scamboni here? Who Who was 0:42:40.680 --> 0:42:41.160 ripping off? 0:42:41.160 --> 0:42:41.399 Who? 0:42:42.360 --> 0:42:42.920 Okay? 0:42:43.200 --> 0:42:49.000 Because it's usually it's usually them against us. You're not 0:42:49.080 --> 0:42:52.040 ripping anybody off, are you. No, I'm protecting people. It's 0:42:52.080 --> 0:42:53.040 a That's what I'm saying. 0:42:53.320 --> 0:42:54.080 It's a. It's a. 0:42:54.239 --> 0:42:58.680 It's a customer service. I'm giving you a public service, 0:42:58.760 --> 0:43:03.160 is what I'm doing. Okay, I'm providing a service for 0:43:03.200 --> 0:43:03.640 you guys. 0:43:04.080 --> 0:43:04.840 Public service. 0:43:05.320 --> 0:43:05.600 Scary. 0:43:05.600 --> 0:43:07.600 Where do you get your oil changed? You go to 0:43:07.640 --> 0:43:08.080 the dealer. 0:43:08.760 --> 0:43:12.719 I'm the fu Fu boogie guy that goes to the dealership. 0:43:12.760 --> 0:43:15.840 But if I'm not under warranty, it's all about Manny, 0:43:15.840 --> 0:43:18.520 Moe and jack They got me covered, Manimo and Jackson. 0:43:18.520 --> 0:43:20.960 There you go, the Pep boys. Yeah, so I'll tell 0:43:21.000 --> 0:43:22.680 you where I go. I don't mind calling them out 0:43:22.719 --> 0:43:26.839 because the people who work there fantastic. There's a Valveline 0:43:27.080 --> 0:43:31.600 speedy oil change place not that far from where I live. 0:43:32.719 --> 0:43:33.839 Not that close but not that far. 0:43:34.440 --> 0:43:36.200 And it's the kind of place you can drive in 0:43:37.000 --> 0:43:39.520 and they work on your car underground, so you don't 0:43:39.520 --> 0:43:40.879 have to get to your car. You just pull in 0:43:41.239 --> 0:43:44.200 and at ground level and this guy's in a pit 0:43:44.239 --> 0:43:46.399 and they work on your car. I may have talked 0:43:46.440 --> 0:43:47.960 about it before because usually they try to sell you 0:43:47.960 --> 0:43:50.520 an air filter or something, but that's not the case. 0:43:50.760 --> 0:43:54.640 So you know, I drive a Dodge charger and you 0:43:54.640 --> 0:43:57.239 can put in any oil you want. I know your 0:43:57.320 --> 0:43:59.000 car you need. What are you synthetic in yours? 0:43:59.320 --> 0:43:59.520 Yeah? 0:43:59.560 --> 0:44:02.520 I know, I is ninety three. I use regular scary 0:44:02.960 --> 0:44:03.640 yeah oil. 0:44:06.960 --> 0:44:10.480 Michael McDonald is white and oil is what's synthetic? 0:44:10.719 --> 0:44:12.200 Yes, it's synthetic oil? Correct? 0:44:12.239 --> 0:44:17.000 Okay, So regular oil, your basic motoroil depending on your car, 0:44:17.040 --> 0:44:18.600 and if you drive in the city of the country. 0:44:18.760 --> 0:44:21.120 You don't have to uh call me or tweet me 0:44:21.160 --> 0:44:24.400 about this. I'm gonna I'm gonna be approximate. They recommend 0:44:24.440 --> 0:44:27.600 it all changes three thousand miles, right, could be thirty 0:44:27.600 --> 0:44:31.000 five hundred, but right around three thousand and thirty five hundred, depending. 0:44:30.640 --> 0:44:32.600 On your car. That's why I love my synthetic. It 0:44:32.640 --> 0:44:33.279 goes all year. 0:44:33.320 --> 0:44:33.720 Baby. 0:44:34.160 --> 0:44:36.680 Oh yeah, again, I can't. That's it's not based on time. 0:44:36.760 --> 0:44:40.440 It's based on mileage, okay, and and and the temperatures 0:44:40.440 --> 0:44:43.560 and everything else. Okay, if you if you use half synthetic, 0:44:44.800 --> 0:44:47.160 that gives you in the middle somewhere, not on five 0:44:47.200 --> 0:44:50.279 thousand miles before you know. Okay, again, it's all approximate. 0:44:50.680 --> 0:44:53.840 And if you do full synthetic, it's around seven thousand miles. 0:44:55.239 --> 0:44:55.719 Okay. 0:44:56.120 --> 0:44:56.759 Now, when you go. 0:44:56.719 --> 0:44:58.520 For your motor oil, you get a sticker, right, they 0:44:58.520 --> 0:45:01.239 put a sticker on your windshield. It tells you how 0:45:01.239 --> 0:45:03.719 many miles approximately until you need your next all change. 0:45:03.760 --> 0:45:03.920 Yeah. 0:45:03.960 --> 0:45:05.040 A little friendly reminder. 0:45:05.160 --> 0:45:07.160 The little plastic cling they stick in the top it's 0:45:07.160 --> 0:45:09.000 always crooked. You have to peel it off and stick 0:45:09.000 --> 0:45:11.080 it in the top corner in the very so it 0:45:11.080 --> 0:45:12.080 doesn't block your window. 0:45:12.560 --> 0:45:12.920 Okay. 0:45:14.440 --> 0:45:19.400 So I go in and I get my old change. 0:45:19.239 --> 0:45:22.799 I get half synthetic. Costs me like seventy bucks. Whatever 0:45:22.800 --> 0:45:24.600 it was, because my car takes seven quarts of oil. 0:45:25.400 --> 0:45:28.560 By the way, little tip for you. Yeah, if you 0:45:28.600 --> 0:45:31.840 buy the oil from them, it's like eight dollars a quart. 0:45:32.280 --> 0:45:34.520 You buy the oil in the store, it's like three 0:45:34.640 --> 0:45:37.960 four five dollars a quart. Oh, so I brought my 0:45:37.960 --> 0:45:41.200 own oil. That makes a lot of sense. So you 0:45:41.280 --> 0:45:44.480 get five for the groupon, you get five quartz oil. 0:45:45.440 --> 0:45:47.680 I had to buy two more quarts. I happen to 0:45:47.719 --> 0:45:49.239 have two quarts in my garage, so I brought it. 0:45:49.280 --> 0:45:52.000 They put it in for me, so I saved some money. Anyway, 0:45:53.000 --> 0:45:54.080 very nice guys. 0:45:53.880 --> 0:45:55.080 On on your way. Here you go, sir, I have 0:45:55.080 --> 0:45:56.399 a great night. I pull out. 0:45:56.440 --> 0:45:59.000 I look at my new handy dandy sticker and it 0:45:59.120 --> 0:46:04.319 says mileage doing three thousand miles. So I go, that's 0:46:04.360 --> 0:46:06.920 not good, because you know what I got at least 0:46:06.960 --> 0:46:10.239 five thousand dollars five thousand miles in the car. I 0:46:10.280 --> 0:46:12.880 don't want to like write over their sticker. Let me 0:46:12.880 --> 0:46:15.279 get a sticker that says five thousand miles. So I 0:46:15.360 --> 0:46:17.440 go back. I drive, turn around and go back, and 0:46:17.640 --> 0:46:19.040 I pull out by the eggs. I pull up by 0:46:19.040 --> 0:46:20.799 the exit. They come out, They go, hey, So, how's 0:46:20.800 --> 0:46:20.960 it going? 0:46:20.960 --> 0:46:21.600 Is anything right? 0:46:21.960 --> 0:46:24.959 I said, yeah. You gave me a sticker that says 0:46:24.960 --> 0:46:27.400 I'm due for all Change in three thousand miles. But 0:46:27.480 --> 0:46:30.239 I got synthetic blend and it was printed by the way. 0:46:30.280 --> 0:46:32.520 It wasn't like handwritten. It was like typed out on 0:46:32.520 --> 0:46:34.920 a computer and printed out the label. I said, you 0:46:34.960 --> 0:46:37.799 guys must have put in the wrong oil because you're 0:46:37.800 --> 0:46:39.600 telling me to come back in three thousand miles from 0:46:39.680 --> 0:46:42.279 all change. But I paid extra for synthetics, so I 0:46:42.320 --> 0:46:44.359 won't be back for five thousand miles. Can I get 0:46:44.360 --> 0:46:47.320 a new label? No, it automatically prints out three thousand, 0:46:47.680 --> 0:46:52.520 I said, what if I get full synthetic still three thousand? Well, 0:46:52.520 --> 0:46:53.960 why would it tell me to come back in three 0:46:53.960 --> 0:46:55.920 thousand miles if I don't have to come back for 0:46:56.040 --> 0:46:59.000 five thousand or seven thousand miles. That's just the system. 0:46:59.080 --> 0:47:01.880 It automatically prints three thousand. I said, are you saying 0:47:01.920 --> 0:47:05.040 to me that your company puts three thousand on the 0:47:05.120 --> 0:47:08.080 label so people don't pay attention and regardless of what 0:47:08.080 --> 0:47:10.480 oil they buy. When they look up a month from 0:47:10.480 --> 0:47:12.200 now or two months from now, they're going to think 0:47:12.200 --> 0:47:13.280 they do phenol change. 0:47:13.320 --> 0:47:16.520 Oh yeah, yeah, pretty much. Wow, that's a scamboni right there. 0:47:16.600 --> 0:47:17.360 That's a scamboni. 0:47:17.480 --> 0:47:21.160 So you're putting in your seven thousand mile oil right right, 0:47:21.200 --> 0:47:23.759 But you know, three months later you're like, I wonder 0:47:23.760 --> 0:47:24.560 if it did an all change. 0:47:24.600 --> 0:47:26.640 You look up and you're like, oh, I'm oh my god, 0:47:26.800 --> 0:47:27.800 I'm overdue. 0:47:27.520 --> 0:47:28.719 Or so some people were over to you. 0:47:29.080 --> 0:47:32.440 Meanwhile, you only drove three thousand miles, So that's a scamboni. 0:47:32.480 --> 0:47:34.520 Oh wait a second, brody, why did you even go back? 0:47:34.560 --> 0:47:36.359 Why don't you just ignore the label and just come 0:47:36.400 --> 0:47:38.360 back in five thousand mile because the point of the 0:47:38.440 --> 0:47:41.400 label is to remind you when to go back. So 0:47:41.560 --> 0:47:43.560 I didn't want to forget this happened, and I didn't 0:47:43.560 --> 0:47:44.880 want to forget what I need more old. 0:47:44.760 --> 0:47:46.200 Change and you write it down on your phone. 0:47:47.480 --> 0:47:48.360 I like the sticker. 0:47:48.360 --> 0:47:50.160 While I'm driving and thinking about it, I look up, 0:47:50.200 --> 0:47:51.520 I go, you know what I should go? 0:47:51.560 --> 0:47:52.839 Right now? While I'm in the car, I'll go get 0:47:52.880 --> 0:47:55.120 an own change. I love how you doubled back. You 0:47:55.160 --> 0:47:57.480 went all the way back there just so they to 0:47:57.480 --> 0:48:00.000 get a new sticker. No, I didn't go all the way. 0:48:00.320 --> 0:48:01.919 I pulled over immediately. 0:48:01.600 --> 0:48:03.560 After I pulled out to check my phone to see 0:48:03.560 --> 0:48:05.480 if my fantasy football team was doing all right. Oh, 0:48:06.239 --> 0:48:08.920 it was a game day Monday or a Thursday, and 0:48:08.960 --> 0:48:10.919 there was a game going on, So I didn't drive 0:48:11.000 --> 0:48:11.319 very far. 0:48:11.360 --> 0:48:13.560 A lot of time on your hands, David Brody. But okay, 0:48:13.719 --> 0:48:14.960 that's what happens here. We got a job. 0:48:16.160 --> 0:48:19.200 You know, now that we're in twenty twenty four, I 0:48:19.280 --> 0:48:22.520 realized for the first time since I'm fifteen years old, 0:48:23.080 --> 0:48:25.879 I for you know, I didn't work an entire calendar year. 0:48:26.560 --> 0:48:28.480 How did it feel, by the way, because now you're 0:48:28.480 --> 0:48:32.960 going on a year and a half, m how does 0:48:32.960 --> 0:48:35.120 it feel? Not as good as it did at the beginning? 0:48:35.920 --> 0:48:36.080 Oh? 0:48:36.160 --> 0:48:39.160 Really? Yeah? Well at the beginning, I was like I'm 0:48:39.239 --> 0:48:39.879 sleeping late. 0:48:39.920 --> 0:48:40.480 This is great. 0:48:40.880 --> 0:48:42.759 Now it's like I kind of ready to go back 0:48:42.760 --> 0:48:45.520 to work. Have some co workers get out of the house. Yeah, 0:48:46.400 --> 0:48:50.920 all right, make some money. Ah, well listen cash, Yeah, no, 0:48:50.960 --> 0:48:52.880 I got you. Oh you know what what's. 0:48:52.719 --> 0:48:53.320 That day, Brody? 0:48:53.840 --> 0:48:57.080 Did you hear McDonald's coming out with the game bringing 0:48:57.120 --> 0:49:00.480 back Yeah, they're bringing back the double Big Mac. So 0:49:01.000 --> 0:49:03.160 this is this is this is how you want it. 0:49:03.200 --> 0:49:04.600 You didn't want to live too long? This is what 0:49:04.760 --> 0:49:06.880 I heard on back to back on the news this morning, 0:49:07.000 --> 0:49:11.359 I heard two stories. The first one was McDonald's coming 0:49:11.360 --> 0:49:13.879 out with a double Big Mac. They're bringing back four 0:49:14.000 --> 0:49:18.640 all beef patty special sauce lettered cheese pills four okay. 0:49:19.040 --> 0:49:24.080 And then a story about a fat burning pill that's 0:49:24.120 --> 0:49:27.720 coming out that vibrates for thirty minutes in your body 0:49:27.760 --> 0:49:29.840 before it leaves and you could drop weight. It's like 0:49:29.880 --> 0:49:32.799 an alternative to like o zempic and we gov. So yeah, 0:49:32.840 --> 0:49:37.400 of course, I'm like, is this not encapsulize the hellish cycle? 0:49:37.760 --> 0:49:39.759 The dog chasing its tail. 0:49:40.520 --> 0:49:43.040 Right right now, lost a few pounds I'm looking at 0:49:43.040 --> 0:49:46.239 you on the video. Yeah, yeah, no, right, I'm gonna 0:49:46.239 --> 0:49:47.720 lose about seven five six pounds. 0:49:47.840 --> 0:49:48.120 That's right. 0:49:48.160 --> 0:49:50.200 It's my boy, Doctor Fat Loss, twelve pounds down. 0:49:50.239 --> 0:49:50.640 Baby. 0:49:50.760 --> 0:49:54.200 It's day eleven on Dr fatloss dot Com. What scary. 0:49:54.400 --> 0:49:57.640 Yeah, it's twenty twenty four. Yeah, we're celebrating a new year. 0:49:57.800 --> 0:49:58.160 Yeah. 0:49:58.400 --> 0:49:59.640 Hit the fucking jingle, bitch. 0:49:59.719 --> 0:50:03.040 No, I didn't say anything wrong, did you asked? Jingle? 0:50:03.160 --> 0:50:05.520 You asked me, and I told you, said, you look 0:50:05.600 --> 0:50:08.279 like you've most ways hit that jingle. Come on, man, 0:50:08.360 --> 0:50:11.360 give me a freaking the jingle. No, I got it 0:50:11.440 --> 0:50:13.360 right here. But why are you give me a free pass? 0:50:14.040 --> 0:50:14.360 No? 0:50:14.360 --> 0:50:16.640 No free pass, Dick. 0:50:21.960 --> 0:50:24.120 I'll tell you when it's okay, at the ending of 0:50:24.160 --> 0:50:26.040 forty days, when I say to you, Scary, you look 0:50:26.160 --> 0:50:26.800 really good. 0:50:27.719 --> 0:50:29.400 Had that happen? Then you can go. 0:50:31.160 --> 0:50:34.040 It works and there's no shots or side effects. I'm 0:50:34.040 --> 0:50:34.640 telling you it. 0:50:35.080 --> 0:50:35.520 Stop it. 0:50:35.560 --> 0:50:36.600 I'm not doing a commercial. 0:50:36.600 --> 0:50:39.279 I'm stating fact. This is a real thing. 0:50:39.360 --> 0:50:42.960 Did you say you're staying fact. I'm staying I'm stating fact. 0:50:43.239 --> 0:50:49.760 I'm not staying fat you said, I'm saying Now all right, listen, Okay, 0:50:49.800 --> 0:50:51.839 it's okay. So you got to play one sound clip 0:50:51.880 --> 0:50:55.280 for me right now? Oh god, okcause you just said 0:50:55.320 --> 0:50:57.000 no shots, doctor, no shots? 0:50:57.080 --> 0:50:57.239 Right? 0:50:57.920 --> 0:51:01.439 Yes, soundboary, gona find it? Yes, I have it? Hold on, Yes, 0:51:01.440 --> 0:51:01.759 what do you? 0:51:01.800 --> 0:51:02.040 Okay? 0:51:02.040 --> 0:51:02.320 What do we? 0:51:02.400 --> 0:51:04.839 So there's a there's a commercial that's running now all 0:51:04.880 --> 0:51:10.800 the time on cable. It's a woman talking about injecting 0:51:10.800 --> 0:51:15.479 herself in the abdomen to lose weight. Okay, she gives 0:51:15.480 --> 0:51:18.880 herself shots of something and and she said this in 0:51:18.920 --> 0:51:21.440 the commercial, and I want to do everybody to hear it. 0:51:22.719 --> 0:51:28.480 You got it, pr, that's what a pr. Don't say it, Yep, 0:51:28.480 --> 0:51:28.799 I got it. 0:51:28.840 --> 0:51:29.120 I got it. 0:51:29.239 --> 0:51:32.200 Okay, okay, this is what she said in the commercial. 0:51:32.239 --> 0:51:36.360 She injects herself every day and it's it's painless. I 0:51:36.360 --> 0:51:37.080 don't hear it. 0:51:37.440 --> 0:51:39.480 Because I have to connect it to my phone. Damn it. 0:51:39.520 --> 0:51:41.319 You didn't load anything in you peace load it. 0:51:41.400 --> 0:51:43.640 No, I have to connect it to the board my 0:51:43.920 --> 0:51:45.759 you know, my six hundred and forty siven and seven 0:51:45.880 --> 0:51:49.320 million dollar board. That thing. I have to connect it. 0:51:49.320 --> 0:51:50.800 It's not connected right now. 0:51:50.800 --> 0:51:53.280 Because I thought the clips in. I thought you loaded. 0:51:53.320 --> 0:51:56.000 Now I do everything for my phone. Now, stay in 0:51:56.040 --> 0:51:56.799 the state of the art. 0:51:56.840 --> 0:51:58.520 I just have to hit yeah, yeah, you plug in 0:51:58.520 --> 0:51:59.439 my phone with some duct tape. 0:51:59.480 --> 0:52:01.680 I have to hit the connect put. Okay, we're connected now. 0:52:02.160 --> 0:52:03.919 And now now I could play a ship. 0:52:04.200 --> 0:52:06.920 I'm not sure how something that's just a little tiny 0:52:06.960 --> 0:52:09.759 prick it can be so powerful in so many different. 0:52:09.520 --> 0:52:13.480 Way play it again because the volume was low. 0:52:13.800 --> 0:52:16.120 I'm not quite sure how something that's just a little 0:52:16.160 --> 0:52:19.359 tiny prick can be so powerful in so many different. 0:52:19.040 --> 0:52:20.719 Ways, by the way, they did that on purpose. That 0:52:20.840 --> 0:52:24.360 was that engineered. So people we talk about it and 0:52:24.360 --> 0:52:27.279 it would go viral. I don't know, but who else 0:52:27.320 --> 0:52:31.000 to pulls sound clips? No, the people would be talking 0:52:31.040 --> 0:52:35.880 about it. All right, listen, coming up next. Hold on, 0:52:36.040 --> 0:52:38.040 we said we're gonna what today's Friday? 0:52:38.680 --> 0:52:39.040 Friday? 0:52:39.239 --> 0:52:39.959 Didn't we do. 0:52:40.480 --> 0:52:43.480 A slice time? What day we slice? We talked about this. 0:52:43.520 --> 0:52:45.560 We're going we did fly slice time on Monday. 0:52:45.920 --> 0:52:48.799 On Monday because you were wearing the same shirt. Yeah, I 0:52:48.960 --> 0:52:51.840 just realized. Okay, so it's two shirts. I have the 0:52:51.880 --> 0:52:56.040 same shirt twice. I got until Brooklyn, Iowa twice. I 0:52:56.080 --> 0:52:58.880 have too no sleep till Brooklyn, Iowa shirts. One of 0:52:58.920 --> 0:53:01.200 them is in an extra large and one of them 0:53:01.239 --> 0:53:03.480 is a large. And this is the large one. Brody, 0:53:04.320 --> 0:53:06.399 Oh you're slimming. I'm swimming down. 0:53:06.480 --> 0:53:09.360 Yeah, because I got gifted by two different people Iowans 0:53:09.680 --> 0:53:13.719 because and which to Brooklyn, Iowa. It's the state of Iowa. 0:53:12.840 --> 0:53:15.280 With okay, all right, great listen. 0:53:15.840 --> 0:53:17.200 Iowa was big this week. 0:53:17.680 --> 0:53:21.960 Huge, Coming up right, coming up, listen, coming up next. 0:53:22.560 --> 0:53:24.400 We said we were gonna go down memory Lane and 0:53:24.440 --> 0:53:26.560 we were gonna play a bit from each one of 0:53:26.560 --> 0:53:27.160 our moms. 0:53:27.800 --> 0:53:29.319 I just went hogwild. 0:53:29.719 --> 0:53:34.359 I collected like three phone calls to my mom and 0:53:34.440 --> 0:53:37.800 three phone calls to your mom. It's a long, long segment, 0:53:38.239 --> 0:53:41.879 but it's funny as fuck, and it's our parents at 0:53:41.920 --> 0:53:44.640 their best, and we we could think of no better 0:53:44.640 --> 0:53:47.600 way to salute and honor them than by bringing them 0:53:47.600 --> 0:53:50.800 back here on this podcast, uh, where we've had so 0:53:50.880 --> 0:53:53.959 much fun with them over the five six years, seven 0:53:54.040 --> 0:53:56.840 years we've been doing this podcast seven years. 0:53:57.120 --> 0:53:59.640 This summer will be seven years. Yeah, all right, so 0:53:59.680 --> 0:54:03.080 we'll we visit that coming up after this. 0:54:07.960 --> 0:54:10.200 All right. We started off this podcast talking about the 0:54:10.200 --> 0:54:13.239 passing of both of our moms, Mine a few weeks ago, 0:54:13.360 --> 0:54:17.440 Brody a few years ago, and uh, we basically wanted 0:54:17.480 --> 0:54:20.120 to uh go down a trip down memory lane. A 0:54:20.120 --> 0:54:22.399 lot of you haven't listened to those early episodes. We're 0:54:22.440 --> 0:54:23.279 watching the numbers we do. 0:54:23.320 --> 0:54:24.640 You know, we tell you to listen to order, even 0:54:24.640 --> 0:54:26.160 though Scary doesn't bring the jingles home to play, to 0:54:26.200 --> 0:54:27.200 listen to order jingle. 0:54:27.000 --> 0:54:28.719 Well it's time to listen to order. 0:54:28.719 --> 0:54:30.399 You know what your mother said to me, I hope 0:54:30.400 --> 0:54:31.560 Scary brings the jingle again. 0:54:31.760 --> 0:54:33.520 Oh you're gonna do that now, you're gonna play that 0:54:33.560 --> 0:54:33.960 right card. 0:54:34.000 --> 0:54:36.200 One of the things I said to spoke to her 0:54:36.440 --> 0:54:37.799 is has my son been a good boy? 0:54:37.880 --> 0:54:39.840 Brought the jingles home? I go no, No, Mama, scary, 0:54:39.840 --> 0:54:40.200 he hasn't. 0:54:40.200 --> 0:54:41.960 All right, So what we want to do is we 0:54:42.000 --> 0:54:44.400 want to take it way back with my mom and 0:54:44.440 --> 0:54:47.239 Brody's mom. After that, we'll see you next week with 0:54:47.280 --> 0:54:51.600 a nice, full juicy podcast starting with supporting us. 0:54:51.680 --> 0:54:54.320 Thanks for supporting our moms, yes, and thanks for understanding 0:54:54.320 --> 0:54:55.440 the situation for both of us. 0:54:55.480 --> 0:54:57.440 And we'll start with slice time coming up early in 0:54:57.480 --> 0:55:02.040 the week, and we'll talk to you soon. My mom's 0:55:02.040 --> 0:55:03.920 got a seven one eight had first. 0:55:06.560 --> 0:55:12.160 Ma, I'm talking to you from my. 0:55:12.960 --> 0:55:13.840 From the iPad. 0:55:14.960 --> 0:55:16.560 Yeah, the hell? 0:55:16.880 --> 0:55:20.560 What do you mean to have the I'm on speakerphone 0:55:20.560 --> 0:55:21.680 on the iPad. 0:55:22.440 --> 0:55:23.640 Yes, you got that right? 0:55:24.360 --> 0:55:30.480 Nice? My mom is scary. It's David Brody. I have 0:55:30.719 --> 0:55:32.319 I have a bone to pick with your son that 0:55:32.360 --> 0:55:34.120 I want to see how you feel about it. And 0:55:34.120 --> 0:55:35.719 then I sort of have a bone to pick with you. 0:55:35.800 --> 0:55:37.440 I want to see how you feel about it because 0:55:37.480 --> 0:55:39.239 Brody only does his pick fights. 0:55:39.000 --> 0:55:41.640 All day, not picking fights. I was under the impression 0:55:42.840 --> 0:55:49.080 that in Bensonhurst Christmas Eve Italian family tradition that you 0:55:49.160 --> 0:55:51.040 and whoever else will be helping you in the kitchen 0:55:51.560 --> 0:55:53.720 would be making the big feast of the seven fishes 0:55:54.360 --> 0:55:59.120 and crazy meat at lasagnas, all kinds of crazy foods Italian. 0:55:59.640 --> 0:56:03.640 I'll be told that you're ordering in sushi on a 0:56:03.719 --> 0:56:06.640 on a on a major Italian food holiday. 0:56:08.680 --> 0:56:12.520 Yeah, you got that right, see, and it's a great tradition. 0:56:12.640 --> 0:56:14.520 Tell him about it, Ma, tell us, so I hear 0:56:14.560 --> 0:56:17.279 you're doing the face of the seven sushi fishes. Tell 0:56:17.360 --> 0:56:20.520 him how great it is to have seven different kinds 0:56:20.520 --> 0:56:21.080 of sushi. 0:56:22.000 --> 0:56:25.040 We sometimes have more than seven when everybody's picking their 0:56:25.080 --> 0:56:31.040 own sushi plate, right. But honestly, those days with the lasagnia, 0:56:31.600 --> 0:56:34.000 those days are gone. That was in my arrow and 0:56:34.080 --> 0:56:35.920 my grandmother and my aunt. 0:56:35.840 --> 0:56:38.480 And we all, you know, helped out and cooked. 0:56:39.239 --> 0:56:42.240 Nowadays it's a little bit different. They just want to eat, 0:56:43.480 --> 0:56:46.759 open up the gifts and you know, just kind of 0:56:46.840 --> 0:56:47.759 like be done with it. 0:56:47.960 --> 0:56:50.840 Yeah, tell him, we eat on paper plates. I just 0:56:50.880 --> 0:56:51.600 feel like there's. 0:56:51.400 --> 0:56:56.960 Something, no, not really paper plates, you know, the plastic ones. 0:56:56.800 --> 0:57:00.320 From Costom. 0:57:00.840 --> 0:57:01.800 The China. 0:57:02.280 --> 0:57:04.640 I just feel like there's gotta be something for tradition. 0:57:04.800 --> 0:57:06.960 There's got to be Like I told Brody that on 0:57:07.160 --> 0:57:09.439 the next day, on Christmas Day, that's when we pull 0:57:09.440 --> 0:57:10.520 out the traditions. 0:57:11.160 --> 0:57:12.879 That he's right, That he's right. 0:57:14.320 --> 0:57:17.520 We don't need two days in a night followed by 0:57:17.560 --> 0:57:22.080 an afternoon. Okay, it's a lot to Mama scary, honestly, 0:57:22.280 --> 0:57:24.200 how many years before you guys are ordering in a 0:57:24.240 --> 0:57:27.400 pizza from Domino's on Christmas Day that you're on your way. 0:57:27.520 --> 0:57:28.360 It'll never come to that. 0:57:28.760 --> 0:57:31.120 We that that we never do because we don't need 0:57:31.160 --> 0:57:34.800 pizza here, we don't really care for it. But we 0:57:34.920 --> 0:57:39.120 will have the usual macaroni. I will make my sauce. 0:57:39.040 --> 0:57:44.320 Okay, and we do have you know, all meat gravy, 0:57:44.760 --> 0:57:48.000 and then we'll probably have some sort of another meat, 0:57:48.080 --> 0:57:49.840 maybe a roast, beef or chicken. 0:57:50.000 --> 0:57:50.200 Yeah. 0:57:50.320 --> 0:57:54.160 See she calls it meat gravy. The proper one a gravy. 0:57:54.200 --> 0:57:59.480 See it's gravy. We're doing stuff shelves this year, right. 0:58:00.120 --> 0:58:01.280 And nobody changed to. 0:58:04.640 --> 0:58:08.720 Another one another tradition out the window. No, no, no, no, 0:58:09.120 --> 0:58:10.680 you promised me stuff shells. 0:58:12.840 --> 0:58:13.880 I'm sorry about that. 0:58:14.480 --> 0:58:17.840 No, you said it, you texted me stuffed shells. Now, 0:58:17.880 --> 0:58:19.920 if you can't take that away. Not your brother and 0:58:19.960 --> 0:58:23.160 sister want big ZD. I fucking hate ZD. Hey, watch 0:58:23.160 --> 0:58:24.800 your mouth on the phone, your mother, don't say ZD. 0:58:25.040 --> 0:58:27.959 Sorry I hate ZD. 0:58:28.160 --> 0:58:30.560 Ma, No really though, I hate it. 0:58:30.760 --> 0:58:35.920 Wow, first world Italian problems. No, because big ZD is 0:58:35.960 --> 0:58:37.640 no no, no, no, no, no no, it's a different 0:58:37.720 --> 0:58:40.360 kind of sauce and it's just ZD and it's you know, 0:58:40.520 --> 0:58:43.959 like regotta cheese ZD. And no, I want I want 0:58:43.960 --> 0:58:46.440 the shells with with with to put the regard in it, 0:58:46.480 --> 0:58:51.440 with the sauce covered in red sauce or managotta or graviola. Oh, 0:58:51.440 --> 0:58:53.240 I have an idea, mam, is scary? I have an idea. 0:58:53.600 --> 0:58:57.320 Or Scary can either make it himself or go to 0:58:57.360 --> 0:58:59.680 like William Sinoman get pre Brian stuff shells. 0:59:00.760 --> 0:59:01.240 Very good. 0:59:01.320 --> 0:59:02.280 I like that idea. 0:59:02.480 --> 0:59:05.040 Yeah, well maybe another woman in his life could make 0:59:05.080 --> 0:59:06.920 them and then and then bring a great cook. Ye 0:59:07.080 --> 0:59:09.640 have Robin makes stuff shells and you could bring them 0:59:09.640 --> 0:59:14.200 to dinner. Okay, yeah, I'm so upset right now. Oh, 0:59:14.240 --> 0:59:15.840 his childhood dreams crushed. 0:59:17.080 --> 0:59:19.760 Don't be upset, it will still be good. 0:59:20.120 --> 0:59:26.720 No, I want no, I want tough shells. We've really 0:59:28.160 --> 0:59:31.040 we've really, we've really uncovered something here. This is a 0:59:31.040 --> 0:59:31.640 deep wound. 0:59:32.600 --> 0:59:34.040 I'm gonna talk to you later. 0:59:35.960 --> 0:59:39.320 Think I already, it's already been done. 0:59:40.440 --> 0:59:42.800 This is like this is like on a Jewish holiday. 0:59:42.840 --> 0:59:44.200 If my mother said, you know what, we're not making 0:59:44.240 --> 0:59:47.280 Mansi balls this year, we're gonna have blintzes, I would 0:59:47.280 --> 0:59:48.040 break my heart. 0:59:48.680 --> 0:59:49.240 You gotta have. 0:59:50.600 --> 0:59:52.640 Sometimes you have to change it up a little bit. 0:59:52.960 --> 0:59:55.919 So you know, I'm so slow, Mama, scary, I don't 0:59:55.960 --> 0:59:59.160 I I'm so up slow. All right, you are just 0:59:59.440 --> 1:00:02.080 first you cry my dreams and hopes. But now you 1:00:02.160 --> 1:00:05.000 took stuff shells away from now be honest, be honest. Now, 1:00:05.600 --> 1:00:11.160 who requested the big ZD? Was it Stephen? 1:00:12.040 --> 1:00:17.640 No, honestly, honestly, we we just changed it up because 1:00:18.160 --> 1:00:20.480 we had stuff shields I think two years in a row. 1:00:20.960 --> 1:00:22.120 So I just wanted to. 1:00:22.320 --> 1:00:26.560 You know, Okay, all right, well I'll survive. Wow, alright, 1:00:26.760 --> 1:00:31.280 we're going to take away the meatballs next the all right, 1:00:31.960 --> 1:00:33.520 all right, I gotta give you my order. I want 1:00:33.800 --> 1:00:37.000 for Christmas Eve. I want this spicy Connie roll. I 1:00:37.120 --> 1:00:39.720 want a spicy you can do this lay a day 1:00:39.760 --> 1:00:42.080 text back on the group text. Yeah, and by the way, 1:00:42.480 --> 1:00:44.280 Why are you blowing up my phone on a group text? 1:00:44.360 --> 1:00:45.280 Can't you just email me? 1:00:46.280 --> 1:00:46.720 Anthony? 1:00:47.040 --> 1:00:48.920 Did you tell him about the pig knuckle and the 1:00:49.040 --> 1:00:50.480 skin that I put in the sauce? 1:00:51.360 --> 1:00:53.280 Oh no, that's a whole other thing. That's true. That's 1:00:53.280 --> 1:00:55.640 another that's that's old school bensonhearst what that is? 1:00:55.840 --> 1:00:56.040 Yeah? 1:00:56.600 --> 1:00:57.640 That will say? 1:00:58.000 --> 1:01:00.800 Thank you? All right, all right, catch up with you later. 1:01:02.320 --> 1:01:04.600 I'm I'm scary. Who's on the phone? 1:01:05.600 --> 1:01:05.800 Mom? 1:01:07.120 --> 1:01:07.680 Hi? Mom? 1:01:09.800 --> 1:01:11.400 I want you to find a new partner. 1:01:13.720 --> 1:01:16.040 You don't right away and I will do that. Okay, 1:01:16.840 --> 1:01:18.680 Hold on, mam, before you don't know you hated your 1:01:18.720 --> 1:01:22.320 son that much? Before you meet Okay, before you before 1:01:22.320 --> 1:01:24.600 you get get going. I want to just say, for 1:01:24.640 --> 1:01:26.320 all the people that have been asking me, where's mama, 1:01:26.360 --> 1:01:27.200 Brody's right here. 1:01:27.280 --> 1:01:27.680 Here you go. 1:01:28.280 --> 1:01:30.920 Now, I got two things before you rip scary and 1:01:31.080 --> 1:01:32.960 uh what you want to rip them about. I just 1:01:33.040 --> 1:01:34.760 want to finish up a story that I didn't tell 1:01:34.800 --> 1:01:37.520 the finish of when we went to that pizza place 1:01:37.720 --> 1:01:40.440 near you. When I said, don't get pizza from there, 1:01:41.240 --> 1:01:43.400 it doesn't look right. Go to the place we always 1:01:43.440 --> 1:01:43.640 go to. 1:01:43.840 --> 1:01:45.880 You said, Noah, I heard it was good, right, and 1:01:46.000 --> 1:01:47.880 we got we had to pay for me Paul palm 1:01:48.160 --> 1:01:49.840 with no palm? Who did you hear it from a 1:01:49.960 --> 1:01:51.240 Central Jersey person? 1:01:52.080 --> 1:01:54.680 You know, Margot and Maurice were just here Mom and I. 1:01:55.560 --> 1:01:59.200 Nobody knows those people are your friends, my mom's friends, Margot. 1:01:59.400 --> 1:02:02.800 Where were they? They're from Brooklyn, so they should know 1:02:02.880 --> 1:02:04.560 good pizza. Okay, So what'd you say to them? 1:02:05.280 --> 1:02:08.400 I told them about my parmesan where they held the cheese. 1:02:08.640 --> 1:02:10.160 Right, and they still charge you for the parmesan? 1:02:10.320 --> 1:02:14.520 Now, yeah, now tell me tell everyone listening, how was 1:02:14.600 --> 1:02:18.480 the sandwich from the place that called Brooklyn Grandma sliced 1:02:18.480 --> 1:02:20.960 Brooklyn Pizza and I and had all those problems when 1:02:20.960 --> 1:02:21.840 I went to pay for the food. 1:02:23.000 --> 1:02:23.400 Awful? 1:02:24.040 --> 1:02:24.400 Awful? 1:02:24.680 --> 1:02:27.000 Wow, this standwich was awful. It looked like two dead 1:02:27.040 --> 1:02:27.600 meat balls. 1:02:27.720 --> 1:02:27.880 Wow. 1:02:28.120 --> 1:02:31.320 You looked like they belonged to scary Wow. 1:02:31.760 --> 1:02:34.600 So does that mean Margoo's your money back because she 1:02:34.680 --> 1:02:35.520 gave you bad advice. 1:02:36.120 --> 1:02:38.320 No, she didn't tell me to order a meat bull sandwich. 1:02:38.480 --> 1:02:39.720 She told me to order pizza. 1:02:40.000 --> 1:02:44.040 Yeah, the pizza looked sandwich was mine that It was definitely. 1:02:43.720 --> 1:02:45.640 My I told you it was pizza. It was not 1:02:45.800 --> 1:02:46.680 a good looking pizza. 1:02:47.440 --> 1:02:49.600 Yeah, well, yeah, who knows the slice better than you? 1:02:50.120 --> 1:02:51.840 Nobody knows pizza better than mine? 1:02:52.160 --> 1:02:53.600 All right, So moving on you. 1:02:54.200 --> 1:02:58.080 I made you listen. We were listening to episode ninety four, right, 1:02:58.720 --> 1:03:01.360 you listened to last week's episode with Gandhi and Scary 1:03:01.880 --> 1:03:02.840 and you have some. 1:03:02.880 --> 1:03:06.440 Words still, Green rats are still coming out my ears. 1:03:08.400 --> 1:03:14.160 Green rats, tell this is the thing squared away? I 1:03:14.280 --> 1:03:17.040 thought the last time I ran, did that? Scary got 1:03:17.120 --> 1:03:20.240 my message that cut out this crap with this only 1:03:20.360 --> 1:03:23.080 child shit. I don't want to hear this crap the 1:03:23.280 --> 1:03:27.640 only child because my boy is superior, because he's an 1:03:27.680 --> 1:03:30.440 only child. And I don't need to hear that my 1:03:30.720 --> 1:03:34.800 son is a savage. What kind of crap is that 1:03:35.040 --> 1:03:38.840 a savage? If I don't savage, I like is Dan savage? 1:03:39.120 --> 1:03:40.360 And I think he's adorable. 1:03:43.720 --> 1:03:45.560 If if I if you had a cupcake on the 1:03:45.640 --> 1:03:48.880 table right and I would be more delicious. 1:03:49.000 --> 1:03:51.040 If your feet wouldn't hear it, it would be like 1:03:51.120 --> 1:03:52.400 it was sprinkled with gold. 1:03:53.040 --> 1:03:53.600 That's a mom. 1:03:54.000 --> 1:03:57.120 That's a reference, by the way, to last week when 1:03:57.360 --> 1:03:58.400 Gandhi is in here with you. 1:03:58.480 --> 1:04:01.480 I wouldn't eat the brownie because my son's feet were 1:04:01.560 --> 1:04:04.560 a little bit in the vicinity of Brownie. 1:04:05.680 --> 1:04:09.200 It was in the atmosphere vicinity. Yeah, not not even close. 1:04:09.800 --> 1:04:15.280 Those adorable little feets with those curly toes aredding. Yeah, feet, 1:04:15.280 --> 1:04:15.840 I'm perfect. 1:04:16.040 --> 1:04:16.880 Yeah, that's my mom. 1:04:17.000 --> 1:04:17.520 That's what I was. 1:04:18.840 --> 1:04:21.440 His feet and my son were the same size. 1:04:21.160 --> 1:04:23.520 All right, ma Ma, let's stick to the focus here. 1:04:24.080 --> 1:04:24.920 The man's the problem. 1:04:25.000 --> 1:04:27.440 The man says I was raised a savage because I 1:04:27.480 --> 1:04:30.000 didn't have any siblings to teach me otherwise. 1:04:30.240 --> 1:04:32.680 That's right, because you know what in the sibling world, 1:04:32.760 --> 1:04:36.120 Mamma Brody, when you have to share the siblings working 1:04:36.200 --> 1:04:37.800 out amongst themselves and. 1:04:37.840 --> 1:04:41.320 Then listen to me scary. Why does he need siblings 1:04:41.400 --> 1:04:43.840 to teach him anything when he's got a mother who's 1:04:43.880 --> 1:04:47.640 a teacher. Yeah, the problem he got one on one 1:04:47.720 --> 1:04:48.520 tte he got. 1:04:49.240 --> 1:04:51.760 That's the proper. If I'm a savage, you're saying my 1:04:51.920 --> 1:04:53.000 mother raised the savage. 1:04:53.040 --> 1:04:55.400 No, the problem and that I have savage blood. 1:04:55.600 --> 1:04:58.520 The problem is, Mama Brody, is that he got one 1:04:58.680 --> 1:05:00.560 hundred bro anymore. 1:05:00.680 --> 1:05:05.320 I'm disowning you. I'm disowning you. Don't call me mama. 1:05:05.120 --> 1:05:08.040 Missus Brody, miss Brody, one hundred. 1:05:08.480 --> 1:05:10.520 I'm not miss I hate the title miss. 1:05:10.440 --> 1:05:14.840 Okay, your missus brody, missus brody. You he you gave 1:05:14.920 --> 1:05:19.120 him one hundred percent of your attention, and therein lies 1:05:19.200 --> 1:05:19.800 the problem. 1:05:21.040 --> 1:05:23.960 My mother only gave me thirty three percent, barely. 1:05:24.760 --> 1:05:27.840 Your mother was sorry. She had you thirty percent. 1:05:30.400 --> 1:05:32.720 That's my mother. That's the problem. 1:05:33.160 --> 1:05:38.000 I as quality, and she saw you weren't quality. 1:05:38.400 --> 1:05:41.000 We had three There were three of us, three kids 1:05:41.280 --> 1:05:44.120 still all my sister, my brother, and me. Yeah, the three. 1:05:44.320 --> 1:05:46.560 You're the youngest. You're the one that was the accident. 1:05:46.640 --> 1:05:47.640 That nobody blamed them. 1:05:49.800 --> 1:05:52.040 My brother he was born before his parents got married. 1:05:52.880 --> 1:05:55.560 My brother, that's not true either. My brother was the 1:05:55.640 --> 1:05:58.840 oops baby. But either way, I only got thirty three 1:05:58.920 --> 1:06:01.720 percent of my parents at ten, and I had to 1:06:02.040 --> 1:06:04.640 I had to understand that there was this thing called sacrifice. 1:06:05.080 --> 1:06:07.240 I had to understand it was you know that that 1:06:07.440 --> 1:06:10.240 that Sometimes my brother was right, sometimes my sister was right. 1:06:10.400 --> 1:06:13.080 I couldn't win every fight in argument the way your 1:06:13.160 --> 1:06:14.400 son the way your son. 1:06:14.280 --> 1:06:17.440 Needs to do. My child on a savage yes. 1:06:17.600 --> 1:06:20.680 On a weekly basis. He's fighting with a woman. He 1:06:21.200 --> 1:06:24.280 Gandhi is a woman, and he would not allow her 1:06:24.360 --> 1:06:26.320 to win. She was she had a great. 1:06:26.160 --> 1:06:26.600 Point are you? 1:06:26.720 --> 1:06:28.680 Are you saying she should win because she has a vagina, 1:06:28.720 --> 1:06:29.160 and that's. 1:06:29.400 --> 1:06:30.520 You're not letting my mother win. 1:06:30.800 --> 1:06:34.560 No, what I'm saying, you were such a great teacher, 1:06:34.600 --> 1:06:36.520 you would have let you would let him know to have. 1:06:36.600 --> 1:06:39.360 Respect for women, and he has respect women. 1:06:39.360 --> 1:06:41.840 I respect women. I respect women to know that if 1:06:41.840 --> 1:06:43.840 they're wrong, I don't pretend to think they're right. But 1:06:43.920 --> 1:06:46.040 you see, I don't patronize when it's your opinion. 1:06:46.400 --> 1:06:48.360 Gandhi. Gandhi had a very valid point. 1:06:48.400 --> 1:06:50.400 Okay, are you being respectful to my mother, who's your 1:06:50.440 --> 1:06:53.000 elder as a woman, and coming at me, you said, 1:06:53.040 --> 1:06:53.640 what kind. 1:06:53.440 --> 1:06:57.080 Of teacher you? Mommy? You know about Gandhi's point. You're 1:06:57.120 --> 1:06:59.280 not supposed to know about Gandhi's point. That person. 1:06:59.360 --> 1:07:00.600 I was in the room, I lived it. 1:07:00.720 --> 1:07:03.240 I saw what happened. My mother just made a clitorist joke. 1:07:03.280 --> 1:07:05.640 I think you missed. Oh good job, okay, good, all right. 1:07:05.640 --> 1:07:07.520 I got you alright here. 1:07:08.240 --> 1:07:10.640 When my son was a little boy, he said to 1:07:10.720 --> 1:07:13.520 his dad, Dad, I wish you were a little taller. 1:07:14.560 --> 1:07:18.040 And David, why do you say such a thing. I'm 1:07:18.120 --> 1:07:20.800 six foot two and a half. I'm tall, It's all right. 1:07:21.160 --> 1:07:23.560 Why do you need me to be taller? And he said, Dad, 1:07:23.640 --> 1:07:26.160 if you were taller, everything I say wouldn't go over 1:07:26.240 --> 1:07:26.560 your head. 1:07:27.320 --> 1:07:27.520 True. 1:07:27.520 --> 1:07:32.840 I said that I was three years old. Ah so 1:07:33.000 --> 1:07:34.440 bottom line, I say that to you. 1:07:34.600 --> 1:07:37.560 Scary listening, but it's going over your head. You're not 1:07:37.680 --> 1:07:38.560 getting the message. 1:07:38.960 --> 1:07:40.280 Yeah, my mother raised me. 1:07:40.480 --> 1:07:42.800 Well, can insult my child and get away with it? 1:07:42.880 --> 1:07:43.560 I have properly? 1:07:43.640 --> 1:07:43.800 Can? 1:07:44.040 --> 1:07:46.560 I can't? I can if the facts are there. 1:07:47.000 --> 1:07:49.640 He's not right all the time. He's not right all 1:07:49.680 --> 1:07:52.160 the time, sometimes real. 1:07:56.600 --> 1:07:57.440 Sometimes he is. 1:07:58.080 --> 1:08:01.080 And the fact that you can't admit that I didn't, 1:08:02.240 --> 1:08:03.120 you're the problem. 1:08:04.480 --> 1:08:05.800 I didn't say he's never wrong. 1:08:05.920 --> 1:08:07.840 Oh no, I didn't say it has I'm wrong all 1:08:07.880 --> 1:08:10.400 the time and my mother is not an only child. 1:08:10.520 --> 1:08:14.959 Wrong but not this time. Yeah, this time he didn't 1:08:14.960 --> 1:08:18.040 do anything wrong. He just sprinkled the room with foot 1:08:18.080 --> 1:08:19.680 odor and something wrong with that. 1:08:22.160 --> 1:08:22.439 You know what. 1:08:22.600 --> 1:08:24.920 Go back and listen to episode ninety four and you 1:08:25.080 --> 1:08:29.960 tell your ninety four. I listened, listen to order. I 1:08:30.040 --> 1:08:32.719 know it's better. We can we can we call it truce. 1:08:33.280 --> 1:08:36.720 No, this is this is your punishment. I'm never going 1:08:36.800 --> 1:08:39.640 to a met game with you. Never. I'm gonna sit 1:08:39.720 --> 1:08:42.000 in a met game with someone who calls my son 1:08:42.080 --> 1:08:45.519 a savage. I'm going to recommend when he renews his 1:08:45.640 --> 1:08:48.759 contract for the next seven million dollars, that he'd taken 1:08:48.880 --> 1:08:51.240 a new partner, and it'll be the Brooklyn Boys. But 1:08:51.400 --> 1:08:55.160 there's somebody else. You can get somebody in a minute, Okay, 1:08:55.240 --> 1:08:58.280 you know whatever, All right, the stipulation, all right. 1:08:58.320 --> 1:09:01.400 Real quick, you had a rumble, you had something you 1:09:01.400 --> 1:09:03.920 wanted to complain about, real quick, your orange juice problem. 1:09:04.800 --> 1:09:08.000 Oh sure, my arms old, I gotta give you an introduction. 1:09:08.160 --> 1:09:09.960 Had I didn't have it produced, but I gotta right 1:09:10.040 --> 1:09:14.880 here we go. Don't hold it against me. Get ready 1:09:14.960 --> 1:09:19.479 to grumble. There you go. I think I have to 1:09:19.520 --> 1:09:19.920 pay for that. 1:09:20.880 --> 1:09:23.720 You know, when you buy a container of milk, a 1:09:23.800 --> 1:09:26.320 half gallon of milk is sixty four rounds is that's 1:09:26.400 --> 1:09:29.720 the legal definition of a half gallon. And when you 1:09:29.840 --> 1:09:34.880 buy orange juice, any brand Tropic Canna, Florida Narews, sixty 1:09:34.920 --> 1:09:38.000 four roundss is what you got. And then one day 1:09:38.080 --> 1:09:42.280 I noticed my orange juice is fifty nine ounces. I'm 1:09:42.400 --> 1:09:43.280 sixty four to. 1:09:43.720 --> 1:09:46.960 Check right, trying to it looks like a sixty four ounce, 1:09:47.000 --> 1:09:48.760 but exactly the same but. 1:09:48.920 --> 1:09:52.240 Five ounces of missing. Okay, I can deal with five 1:09:52.320 --> 1:09:53.120 ounces missing. 1:09:53.280 --> 1:09:56.559 Same price missing too, same price though right reasonably? 1:09:56.760 --> 1:10:00.599 Yes, price the same reasonably. I go to buy orange 1:10:00.680 --> 1:10:06.360 juice again. Guess what, it's only fifty two ounces now, 1:10:07.120 --> 1:10:11.320 bow ounces are missing. It's no longer sixty four ounces, 1:10:11.400 --> 1:10:14.000 it's only fifty two and brand? 1:10:14.160 --> 1:10:14.880 Which brand is it? 1:10:15.040 --> 1:10:16.439 All of them? He said, all of them? 1:10:16.800 --> 1:10:17.400 All of them. 1:10:17.479 --> 1:10:17.679 Huh. 1:10:17.960 --> 1:10:19.280 They're in cootes with each other. 1:10:19.760 --> 1:10:23.640 They're in Kohouitski. They're all in Kohouitski. It's a conspiracy. 1:10:24.960 --> 1:10:28.120 I think it's a foreign government meddling in our orange 1:10:28.200 --> 1:10:28.839 juice production. 1:10:30.600 --> 1:10:31.840 So you think news. 1:10:32.080 --> 1:10:34.680 So is there now a sixty four in ounce that's 1:10:34.760 --> 1:10:35.240 more money? 1:10:36.240 --> 1:10:37.759 There is no sixty four ounces. 1:10:38.320 --> 1:10:40.840 Wow, they're just giving you less for the same price. 1:10:40.880 --> 1:10:47.519 Imagine every company looks exactly the same two ounces. So 1:10:47.720 --> 1:10:51.000 this drives me crazy because I love orange juice, and 1:10:51.160 --> 1:10:54.120 I can start my day without orange juice. So the 1:10:54.280 --> 1:10:56.880 sixty four ounces used to last me at least a week. 1:10:57.360 --> 1:10:59.479 Now fifty two ounces. Three days. 1:10:59.479 --> 1:11:01.360 I'm done, and she's paying the same price. 1:11:01.920 --> 1:11:02.880 Three days. I'm done. 1:11:04.400 --> 1:11:05.840 We've got it, We've got it. You know, is there 1:11:05.960 --> 1:11:07.360 a shortage of Florida Orange. 1:11:07.400 --> 1:11:08.960 By the way, someday, Scary, you and I going to 1:11:08.960 --> 1:11:12.120 be complaining about kaopectatee yes, like the raising the price 1:11:12.200 --> 1:11:12.840 of Jara Tall. 1:11:14.200 --> 1:11:17.799 This is what goes on the paper. Shrinking the chocolate 1:11:17.880 --> 1:11:19.160 bar is shrinking everything. 1:11:20.800 --> 1:11:23.240 Forget about that, you know, don't get me started on 1:11:23.320 --> 1:11:23.719 that stuff. 1:11:23.880 --> 1:11:26.759 The candy bar thing. Everything is small. It's the candy 1:11:26.800 --> 1:11:28.880 bar thing. The candy bars there used to be a 1:11:28.920 --> 1:11:31.519 lot bigger. I'm not gonna name names. Hershey well okay, yeah, 1:11:31.560 --> 1:11:34.960 hershey bar bar used to be much bigger. And I'm 1:11:35.000 --> 1:11:38.599 paying the same price maybe more for hershey bar. That's smaller. 1:11:40.040 --> 1:11:42.400 And that's like we got to get George Stanza to 1:11:42.479 --> 1:11:43.600 talk about the shrinkage. 1:11:43.800 --> 1:11:45.960 Yeah, all right. I think we're gonna let you go 1:11:46.040 --> 1:11:48.040 on that note. I think we can let Scary off 1:11:48.080 --> 1:11:49.320 the hook a little bit because you agree with you 1:11:49.360 --> 1:11:52.120 on the before I go. But then we're wrapping it up. 1:11:52.160 --> 1:11:54.200 I was only kidding, Scary. I still love you. 1:11:54.360 --> 1:11:55.680 I love you to give you. 1:11:56.120 --> 1:11:58.800 You can still call me Mama Brody. I never apologize 1:12:00.120 --> 1:12:03.040 you a little bit of a savage, but don't say 1:12:03.080 --> 1:12:03.719 it publicly. 1:12:05.280 --> 1:12:06.320 My thanks by. 1:12:11.040 --> 1:12:13.839 Well, Hi Mom, Hi, Anthony. 1:12:14.240 --> 1:12:17.160 Hi, you're you're on the Booking Boys podcast. 1:12:17.960 --> 1:12:24.439 Oh okay, I'm good, I gotta call. 1:12:26.120 --> 1:12:27.760 Yes, So I got a question for you. 1:12:28.479 --> 1:12:30.760 Yes, Remember the other day when I went to my 1:12:31.000 --> 1:12:33.280 h and I put on my instest story the fact 1:12:33.320 --> 1:12:35.920 that there was no uh picture of me on the 1:12:35.960 --> 1:12:38.679 wall unit and you've hit it behind other pictures. 1:12:39.320 --> 1:12:39.880 Yes, I do. 1:12:40.680 --> 1:12:42.800 You texted me about that, but we never really spoke 1:12:42.840 --> 1:12:44.679 about it. So I figured this would be the perfect forum. 1:12:45.439 --> 1:12:48.439 Oh okay, well, right now I'm shopping with Jennifer. 1:12:48.600 --> 1:12:50.320 But where are you? 1:12:50.640 --> 1:12:51.240 Where you shop? 1:12:51.960 --> 1:12:53.120 We're an industry city. 1:12:53.520 --> 1:12:54.280 Industry city. 1:12:54.680 --> 1:12:56.519 Oh, by the way, a beautiful part of Brooklyn that 1:12:56.600 --> 1:12:58.480 used to be a bunch of old, burned out factories 1:12:58.640 --> 1:13:02.519 and now they're filled with giant It's a giant shopping 1:13:02.560 --> 1:13:05.880 center with all these stores. So yeah, no, So so 1:13:06.040 --> 1:13:08.160 tell me really quickly why you did that? Like, why 1:13:08.320 --> 1:13:09.960 why did you hide a picture of me? Are you 1:13:10.040 --> 1:13:10.640 embarrassed to know? 1:13:10.760 --> 1:13:14.400 I actually didn't hide it. The cleaning lady came the 1:13:14.520 --> 1:13:19.280 day before it comes. She puts in wall in different places. 1:13:19.640 --> 1:13:22.200 So I guess you just did it according to size. 1:13:22.960 --> 1:13:25.720 But if you looked on the other side of the wall. 1:13:26.120 --> 1:13:28.720 You would see that there were pictures of new at 1:13:28.840 --> 1:13:30.400 the wedding, Jennifer's wedding. 1:13:30.680 --> 1:13:32.720 Yeah, no, no, that those don't count because those are 1:13:32.800 --> 1:13:35.479 those of Jennifer's wedding. That's part of a picture. See 1:13:36.160 --> 1:13:37.920 you see my mom is trying to make the case. 1:13:38.000 --> 1:13:41.439 Now that's that that because I'm not one of nine 1:13:41.479 --> 1:13:42.960 people in a picture that that counts. 1:13:43.120 --> 1:13:44.559 No, no, no, it does not count. 1:13:44.600 --> 1:13:45.640 No no, no, no no. 1:13:45.960 --> 1:13:49.559 I need an individual shot of me, like a picture 1:13:49.720 --> 1:13:52.680 of my graduation or something, so I can actually be 1:13:52.800 --> 1:13:54.200 there in a frame by myself. 1:13:54.320 --> 1:13:56.560 Why I hear Lucas has taking over the furniture, is 1:13:56.560 --> 1:13:57.000 what I'm hearing. 1:13:57.200 --> 1:14:00.920 Yeah, well what can I tell you? I love baby? Yeah, 1:14:01.080 --> 1:14:03.240 you know what's going to happen. That's gonna be it. 1:14:03.720 --> 1:14:04.960 He's really going to be show. 1:14:06.040 --> 1:14:08.320 That's what I said. If Stephen has a kid, he's screwed. 1:14:08.920 --> 1:14:10.760 Now, well I don't know. 1:14:11.120 --> 1:14:16.040 But so so here's another question. Scary pointed out. 1:14:16.080 --> 1:14:18.920 Your son pointed out that there's a there's a wedding 1:14:19.040 --> 1:14:22.400 picture of your daughter and her husband, and there's a 1:14:22.520 --> 1:14:28.920 wedding picture of your other son and his wife. Correct, right, Yeah, 1:14:28.960 --> 1:14:32.200 but there's no picture of Scary with his longtime girlfriend. 1:14:32.439 --> 1:14:35.000 Boy Now is that because it ain't official, it ain't 1:14:35.000 --> 1:14:38.880 getting framed. No, if you like it, then you better 1:14:38.920 --> 1:14:39.640 put a frame on it. 1:14:42.120 --> 1:14:44.160 But it's in a different area. 1:14:44.960 --> 1:14:48.360 It's in the garage. It's in the garage, right in 1:14:48.439 --> 1:14:49.040 the bathroom. 1:14:50.080 --> 1:14:53.880 No, it's not okay, you're putting me on the spot. 1:14:54.080 --> 1:14:56.439 Now, that's okay. But I'm just saying, no, he's hard, 1:14:56.479 --> 1:14:59.960 he's hot. I wanted to know why the graduation picture 1:15:00.040 --> 1:15:01.400 of me was was buried. 1:15:01.960 --> 1:15:04.080 Honestly, the cleaning lady king. 1:15:04.120 --> 1:15:07.080 Okay, she's gonna gonna blame it on the lady that 1:15:07.120 --> 1:15:10.040 does not understand English. So, yes, it would be nice 1:15:10.040 --> 1:15:12.400 if I had a picture of me, you know, graduating 1:15:12.560 --> 1:15:13.280 something something fun. 1:15:13.439 --> 1:15:13.960 Is that? Is that? 1:15:14.040 --> 1:15:14.280 Okay? 1:15:14.360 --> 1:15:17.960 You don't want to graduation picture a long time ago? 1:15:18.240 --> 1:15:18.519 Okay? 1:15:18.600 --> 1:15:20.760 So then what's a nice life event that's recent that 1:15:20.880 --> 1:15:22.840 you can have a nice picture of me? That's that's modern. 1:15:22.880 --> 1:15:31.120 Maybe a picture of Scary with a celebrity, all right, 1:15:31.200 --> 1:15:34.840 that's fine. Well they went to Hawaii together. There's some 1:15:34.960 --> 1:15:36.400 lovely pictures of them in Hawaii. 1:15:37.600 --> 1:15:40.360 Yes, I should look for one and posted maybe I. 1:15:40.360 --> 1:15:42.400 Can find Okay, Well, that would be nice that that 1:15:42.439 --> 1:15:43.000 would be great. 1:15:43.040 --> 1:15:46.360 Thank you so much. But again, just just to confirm 1:15:46.600 --> 1:15:49.040 one more baby, and he's off to think completely. 1:15:48.760 --> 1:15:54.519 Right, that's kind of something else. 1:15:55.840 --> 1:15:56.200 Pressure. 1:15:57.280 --> 1:15:58.120 Thank you. 1:15:58.520 --> 1:16:01.439 All right. Now, now let's talk. Let's see the difference 1:16:01.439 --> 1:16:02.960 when it's an only child. Let's put my mom on 1:16:03.000 --> 1:16:03.320 the phone. 1:16:04.160 --> 1:16:09.200 Mama, Brody, Mom, Yes, Hi, good morning, scary, Good morning, David. 1:16:10.439 --> 1:16:13.519 Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa awesome. She already said hello to 1:16:13.600 --> 1:16:15.760 me on the phone. That's why it doesn't count. She 1:16:15.960 --> 1:16:17.719 knows it's brody and scary. She's a brody. 1:16:19.560 --> 1:16:20.160 How you doing it? 1:16:20.280 --> 1:16:24.000 I just have good manners, David. You know I love 1:16:24.080 --> 1:16:25.080 you more than anything. 1:16:28.040 --> 1:16:30.519 Throw a pone, Mama, Brody, all right, we're gonna we're 1:16:30.520 --> 1:16:32.759 gonna use my my not my first name anymore. 1:16:32.800 --> 1:16:35.360 It sounds weird, Okay, I so all right. 1:16:35.439 --> 1:16:38.760 So here's the thing. Uh, explain the situation to my mother. 1:16:38.880 --> 1:16:41.360 What's going on in your parents house? Okay? 1:16:41.600 --> 1:16:44.400 The family is growing, time is moving on. 1:16:44.920 --> 1:16:46.560 You have a brother and a sister, a brother and 1:16:46.600 --> 1:16:49.720 a sister, and there some milestone events have happened. And 1:16:49.920 --> 1:16:55.080 therefore I am losing space in the picture frames that 1:16:55.200 --> 1:16:57.800 are being displayed because they were running out of space 1:16:57.880 --> 1:17:00.760 for them. So my so I kind of I had 1:17:00.840 --> 1:17:04.600 the last remaining picture of me from my college graduation 1:17:04.800 --> 1:17:08.599 twenty something years ago, was the last remaining single picture 1:17:08.640 --> 1:17:11.280 of me in a frame that was displayed. And now 1:17:11.520 --> 1:17:13.600 because it's behind other pictures. 1:17:13.320 --> 1:17:14.080 Now it's beaten. 1:17:14.160 --> 1:17:18.040 Yeah, it got buried behind other pictures because my nephew, 1:17:18.120 --> 1:17:22.120 Lucas is getting older and now he's taken over the 1:17:22.240 --> 1:17:25.240 picture for the grandkid, the one grandson's got the pictures right, 1:17:25.240 --> 1:17:27.720 And then my brother's marriage and my sister's marriage, like 1:17:27.800 --> 1:17:30.799 I have to compete with all these events on my parents' 1:17:31.160 --> 1:17:34.240 wall unit and there's no space for me. And since 1:17:34.280 --> 1:17:36.120 he's dating a girl for eight years, but then I'm married, 1:17:36.160 --> 1:17:38.040 there's no picture him married to her up on there, 1:17:38.479 --> 1:17:39.719 there's no picture of them together. 1:17:40.400 --> 1:17:42.840 But then you have to do something important to get 1:17:42.920 --> 1:17:46.200 yourself in the pictures. You have to eat the ruber bank, 1:17:46.960 --> 1:17:50.000 you know, something worthwhile than they would put your picture 1:17:50.080 --> 1:17:52.000 out right now, you're not important? 1:17:52.320 --> 1:17:53.400 How yeah? 1:17:53.680 --> 1:17:56.160 Now Mom telling him like it is, I'm an only child, 1:17:56.360 --> 1:17:59.639 you're a grandmother three times over. But there's still pictures 1:17:59.640 --> 1:18:02.240 of me, Like I don't have siblings. I have no competition, 1:18:02.360 --> 1:18:05.360 but you would never bury my picture behind other pictures. 1:18:06.080 --> 1:18:09.280 Are you kidding? You're the most important thing? Yeah, you 1:18:09.400 --> 1:18:13.759 get priority. You're an only child, that's right important. 1:18:14.280 --> 1:18:15.080 I had siblings. 1:18:15.160 --> 1:18:19.759 She got rid of them because they weren't perfect. Weren't perfect. 1:18:19.840 --> 1:18:22.120 You're perfect, I said, they're not that great. 1:18:22.320 --> 1:18:23.559 That's right, MoMA Brodie. 1:18:23.680 --> 1:18:25.400 You know you're gonna have to talk some sense into 1:18:25.479 --> 1:18:28.160 my parents because they don't seem to think I'm a 1:18:28.200 --> 1:18:32.080 priority anymore. Just because I'm not making life events and 1:18:32.280 --> 1:18:36.160 milestone markers in my world doesn't mean that they my 1:18:36.280 --> 1:18:39.120 pictures get to be buried and disappear from the Wallume. 1:18:39.680 --> 1:18:43.120 I have a solution. Send me a picture of you 1:18:43.400 --> 1:18:44.840 and I'll put it in my house. 1:18:45.200 --> 1:18:47.080 Well, you know what funny you mentioned that I do 1:18:47.240 --> 1:18:50.080 have an eight x ten glossy of me. He doesn't 1:18:50.080 --> 1:18:52.559 want a headshot autographed. Well, i'll give you a Brooklyn 1:18:52.640 --> 1:18:54.160 Boys picture. You can put it off this way. I'm 1:18:54.200 --> 1:18:54.599 still there. 1:18:54.840 --> 1:18:56.840 Yeah, that would be all right. I could sort of 1:18:56.920 --> 1:18:58.760 adopt you, and then you could tell your mother if 1:18:58.800 --> 1:19:00.479 she wants to see a picture of you, she can 1:19:00.520 --> 1:19:01.280 come to my house. 1:19:01.360 --> 1:19:03.800 Okay, maybe I'm standing on the left I'm Brody for 1:19:03.880 --> 1:19:05.639 the wind. I'm standing on the left in the picture. 1:19:05.880 --> 1:19:06.280 K w. 1:19:07.760 --> 1:19:09.800 Okay, I like the left. I'm left handed. 1:19:09.880 --> 1:19:12.240 It's far so is Hey Scary is left handed too? 1:19:12.479 --> 1:19:12.840 All right? 1:19:12.920 --> 1:19:13.320 Awesome? 1:19:13.479 --> 1:19:15.160 Well, thank you so much. That's how you blow my 1:19:15.240 --> 1:19:15.599 mother off. 1:19:15.680 --> 1:19:17.280 You gotta go now? No what else? 1:19:17.400 --> 1:19:18.280 What's what's for dinner? 1:19:19.320 --> 1:19:20.759 No dinner? I'm starving. 1:19:21.280 --> 1:19:23.200 Please about when the sun goes down? 1:19:23.479 --> 1:19:24.160 Later? Dinner? 1:19:24.280 --> 1:19:24.639 Something? 1:19:24.800 --> 1:19:26.679 No bagels and locks? 1:19:26.800 --> 1:19:28.120 Oh, yeah, there you go. 1:19:28.360 --> 1:19:31.400 I'm gonna fight it out. I'm getting white fish, bagels 1:19:31.439 --> 1:19:34.160 and locks, a little red onions. Even chopped liver. She 1:19:34.320 --> 1:19:37.400 bought my friend bought everything you like. Chopped liver. 1:19:38.840 --> 1:19:40.679 Now, that's how Brody treats me here on the show. 1:19:42.080 --> 1:19:43.200 I don't want to be reminded that. 1:19:43.960 --> 1:19:46.080 Bye bye, a im. 1:19:46.120 --> 1:19:48.639 We'll talk to you later. I don't think anybody's home. 1:19:49.600 --> 1:19:55.479 We're gonna just scrap this. Oh dad, Hey, it's Anthony. 1:19:55.880 --> 1:19:57.840 Hey is your lovely wife home? 1:19:58.120 --> 1:19:58.320 Yeah? 1:19:58.880 --> 1:20:00.479 I have to or something. 1:20:00.560 --> 1:20:00.720 Yeah. 1:20:00.760 --> 1:20:02.559 By the way, mister Scary, did you remember it's her 1:20:02.600 --> 1:20:03.160 birthday today? 1:20:03.840 --> 1:20:04.240 Of course? 1:20:04.479 --> 1:20:04.679 Yeah? 1:20:04.960 --> 1:20:06.679 Now now now now. 1:20:07.160 --> 1:20:10.160 Did your other two children call mom to a shrappy birthday? 1:20:10.600 --> 1:20:13.559 Uh? I'm not sure I don't think. 1:20:13.479 --> 1:20:15.200 So, okay, I'm gonna be the first. 1:20:15.280 --> 1:20:17.439 But there's a lot of texting going on. 1:20:17.800 --> 1:20:18.360 Yeah, well. 1:20:19.960 --> 1:20:20.240 Guess what. 1:20:20.439 --> 1:20:20.680 Guess what? 1:20:20.800 --> 1:20:21.080 Guess what? 1:20:21.200 --> 1:20:21.439 Guess what? 1:20:21.600 --> 1:20:21.640 That? 1:20:23.000 --> 1:20:24.160 Uh there he forgot? 1:20:24.280 --> 1:20:24.479 Phone? 1:20:24.520 --> 1:20:27.320 No, I forgot, but phone. A phone call from me 1:20:28.160 --> 1:20:33.439 is worth more than Steven or Jennifer texting mommy earlier 1:20:34.000 --> 1:20:36.800 or facebooking them. Oh my god, it doesn't get any more. 1:20:37.040 --> 1:20:40.200 Uh you know, I guess would you say. 1:20:40.240 --> 1:20:43.400 Get into social media? No? No, no, no no no 1:20:43.600 --> 1:20:43.960 no no no. 1:20:44.240 --> 1:20:45.120 Did they send flowers? 1:20:45.520 --> 1:20:47.680 Don't count flowers? What do you. 1:20:49.800 --> 1:20:50.120 Because? 1:20:50.200 --> 1:20:50.360 Dad? 1:20:50.439 --> 1:20:54.400 Because if you gotta, you gotta, it's impersonal. Facebook is 1:20:54.439 --> 1:20:56.840 the worst, Okay, scary. The bottom line is scary. Forgot 1:20:56.880 --> 1:20:58.840 it was his mom's birthday, and forget it was her birthday. 1:20:58.920 --> 1:21:01.519 Now he's taking up valuable podcast on this is better. 1:21:01.600 --> 1:21:03.760 This is a phone call on a podcast in front 1:21:03.800 --> 1:21:05.599 of people there. 1:21:05.800 --> 1:21:08.000 Yeah, all right, well we're talking to somebody. Yeah, she's 1:21:08.040 --> 1:21:11.479 she's going to get off the phone. Now, put on 1:21:11.600 --> 1:21:12.000 the phone. 1:21:12.160 --> 1:21:15.160 Thank you, dad, Dad, Dad, Dad? You do you talk 1:21:15.240 --> 1:21:15.759 to Alexa? 1:21:16.680 --> 1:21:19.360 The white talk to Alexa? You're talking about the box there, 1:21:19.439 --> 1:21:23.440 that box there? Yeah, you talk I don't have Alexa. 1:21:23.160 --> 1:21:24.639 No, I don't have We don't have it at the house. 1:21:25.200 --> 1:21:27.960 No, I don't have it. No, I got the I 1:21:28.040 --> 1:21:32.600 got the speaker, the the the extension. I have the 1:21:32.640 --> 1:21:37.719 speaker that you uh on, Bluetooth speaker phonos. That's exactly 1:21:37.800 --> 1:21:40.799 what I got that we gave you yet, right right right? Okay, 1:21:42.720 --> 1:21:47.599 uh hold on putting me on the phone. Okay, yeah, wait, 1:21:47.800 --> 1:21:49.160 she's yeah, she's on, she's on. 1:21:49.760 --> 1:21:51.920 This is your version of this is your way of stalling. 1:21:52.760 --> 1:21:55.080 No, No, it's act and he's on a podcast. He 1:21:55.240 --> 1:21:59.759 was brought to you. He's got it's it's about your birthday. 1:22:00.479 --> 1:22:01.240 You're ruining it. 1:22:01.640 --> 1:22:02.799 Sure, dad, Sure. 1:22:05.479 --> 1:22:09.200 He wants apologized for not remember apologize. 1:22:09.520 --> 1:22:15.000 Don't ruin the phone call. He keeps a secret as 1:22:15.000 --> 1:22:15.519 well as you do. 1:22:17.400 --> 1:22:20.920 Yeah, okay, hold on, hold on, I'm just kidding, blood, 1:22:21.720 --> 1:22:23.960 I'm not a listen. This is going to be edited out. 1:22:24.920 --> 1:22:29.120 How do we edit it from our hearing? It doesn't work. 1:22:29.560 --> 1:22:38.080 Work miracles with these freaking phones. You know, mom? Mom? 1:22:38.200 --> 1:22:38.519 Scary? 1:22:39.080 --> 1:22:40.400 Hey where am I now? 1:22:40.880 --> 1:22:41.759 You're on the podcast? 1:22:44.200 --> 1:22:44.599 Scary? 1:22:48.560 --> 1:22:50.519 You don't put you. You don't put your own son, 1:22:50.680 --> 1:22:53.320 your own mother. Dave me props. 1:22:52.920 --> 1:22:55.320 First, you're supposed to do that. You're supposed to put 1:22:55.360 --> 1:22:56.320 the other person first. 1:22:58.960 --> 1:22:59.679 Who's the rest. 1:23:01.080 --> 1:23:03.120 H B and S. 1:23:03.360 --> 1:23:04.440 That's bs. 1:23:05.560 --> 1:23:10.320 P S right, No, you called Brodi's name up before mine. 1:23:10.800 --> 1:23:13.600 That wouldn't be the first time. Who's mama you? 1:23:13.680 --> 1:23:14.000 Anyway? 1:23:14.760 --> 1:23:17.720 I still remembered you, so that's the maing she remembered you. 1:23:17.920 --> 1:23:18.600 That's also me. 1:23:20.120 --> 1:23:20.559 Very good. 1:23:23.960 --> 1:23:26.800 Listen, I just wanted I called to to because I 1:23:26.880 --> 1:23:29.120 remembered that it was your birthday after I reminded him 1:23:29.160 --> 1:23:29.839 Happy birthday. 1:23:30.120 --> 1:23:32.160 Thank you very much, Thank you, Anthony. 1:23:32.320 --> 1:23:34.320 I have it in my phone to remind him every year. 1:23:36.320 --> 1:23:36.960 I bet you do. 1:23:37.800 --> 1:23:39.800 I knew it was your birthday. I meant to call 1:23:39.880 --> 1:23:41.400 it out on the radio earlier, but so. 1:23:41.520 --> 1:23:44.879 Glad that you didn't. I really am. I can't because 1:23:44.960 --> 1:23:48.960 then everybody calls, and it's bad enough. It's on Facebook. 1:23:49.040 --> 1:23:51.200 So you're suggesting that nobody's gonna hear it here on 1:23:51.240 --> 1:23:56.800 this podcast. That means nobody's You kind of dissed us 1:23:56.920 --> 1:23:59.479 right there, mom, because because you are. 1:24:00.520 --> 1:24:02.240 I told them the last time when I was on 1:24:02.400 --> 1:24:06.000 about the stuff shells, and one of my friends didn't. 1:24:05.800 --> 1:24:07.880 Know what You're pretty much saying that when I'm on Elvis. 1:24:07.920 --> 1:24:09.680 If I call it out on Elvis's show, people here 1:24:09.840 --> 1:24:11.599 and we call it out on the podcast, nobody cares. 1:24:11.880 --> 1:24:13.360 Well, you know what nobody has. 1:24:13.880 --> 1:24:14.920 I don't know. I guess not. 1:24:15.160 --> 1:24:18.080 I don't know what can I tell you podcasters. 1:24:18.520 --> 1:24:22.000 That's all that's and that's all that matters. And scary, 1:24:22.040 --> 1:24:27.240 that's right, That's right, that's right, Bridian is scary. Happy birthday. Birthday, 1:24:28.120 --> 1:24:32.519 by the way, you do agree though, that by me 1:24:33.200 --> 1:24:36.200 calling you and on a podcast, no less, which is 1:24:36.280 --> 1:24:39.479 kind of like an extra bonus, is all right? That's even. 1:24:39.720 --> 1:24:43.200 A phone call is better than a text, which is 1:24:43.280 --> 1:24:46.599 also a text. A text is better than a text, 1:24:46.680 --> 1:24:49.320 is better than a Facebook message, right, okay, okay, okay, 1:24:49.400 --> 1:24:52.280 then then settle. This is a phone call on a 1:24:52.400 --> 1:24:56.280 podcast a better present than if Steven and Jennifer actually 1:24:56.280 --> 1:24:58.240 get your presents. This is count is a present. 1:24:58.760 --> 1:25:01.320 Yes it is, because you know me, I'm like, you know, 1:25:01.400 --> 1:25:02.280 they don't have to buy me. 1:25:02.479 --> 1:25:04.480 Okay, my mom returns everything. 1:25:04.280 --> 1:25:06.519 Christmas, but that's okay, I don't have to. 1:25:06.760 --> 1:25:08.639 That's good because for Mother's Day a few years ago, 1:25:09.000 --> 1:25:10.840 I had Guy Fieri say hi to on the radio, 1:25:10.840 --> 1:25:12.720 and that was my gift. Car and I got a cop. 1:25:12.920 --> 1:25:14.799 I got her a copy of his cookbook that he brought. 1:25:14.640 --> 1:25:15.000 Up for us. 1:25:15.280 --> 1:25:20.719 Oh well, the cookbook was called free Dessert Here Brody. Okay, 1:25:21.000 --> 1:25:22.840 now we need you to settle one more thing and 1:25:22.880 --> 1:25:25.519 then then we'll let you go on your birthday. Yeah, 1:25:25.560 --> 1:25:28.599 I know, did you did you? Did you tip your 1:25:28.640 --> 1:25:29.360 mailman this year? 1:25:30.400 --> 1:25:30.599 Yes? 1:25:31.120 --> 1:25:31.720 Absolutely? 1:25:32.360 --> 1:25:32.840 Every year. 1:25:33.080 --> 1:25:33.360 Guess what? 1:25:33.560 --> 1:25:35.519 The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree. 1:25:35.680 --> 1:25:38.320 All right, Oh well you tip him, did you? 1:25:39.120 --> 1:25:39.240 Well? 1:25:39.280 --> 1:25:42.040 The thing is Brody has an issue with with tipping mail. 1:25:42.160 --> 1:25:44.000 No I feel. I feel they do a great job, 1:25:44.080 --> 1:25:44.759 but they get paid. 1:25:45.400 --> 1:25:45.680 They do. 1:25:45.960 --> 1:25:48.000 But you know what, he makes an extra effort that 1:25:48.120 --> 1:25:51.320 he doesn't leave my mail downstairs. H So he climbs 1:25:51.360 --> 1:25:53.639 up steps stairs, He climbs the steps. 1:25:53.760 --> 1:25:54.559 Yes he does, he. 1:25:54.800 --> 1:25:56.920 Birdy, you have steps steps. I don't want to talk 1:25:56.920 --> 1:25:57.160 about it. 1:25:57.240 --> 1:26:00.280 Of course he does. Yeah, his mailman climbs steps too. 1:26:00.360 --> 1:26:02.280 I have five steps. But that's the job, you know 1:26:02.360 --> 1:26:02.960 what it is. 1:26:03.479 --> 1:26:04.240 It is the job. 1:26:04.320 --> 1:26:06.960 But you know what, tell us when he's not there 1:26:07.520 --> 1:26:09.679 and you have somebody else in his place, all they'll 1:26:09.720 --> 1:26:12.120 do is they'll stuff the mail downstairs. Right and the 1:26:12.200 --> 1:26:14.920 other he knows how to do the job, well, right, 1:26:15.439 --> 1:26:17.720 do the job right, and and he does. You know, 1:26:18.080 --> 1:26:20.080 he's been here, he's been with us for a couple 1:26:20.080 --> 1:26:23.080 of years now, and sometimes in the summer time he's 1:26:23.160 --> 1:26:25.400 very you know, he's very nice. It's Tony's home, he'll 1:26:25.680 --> 1:26:28.639 you know, greet him or whatever. But we we always, 1:26:28.800 --> 1:26:29.720 we always tipped him. 1:26:30.439 --> 1:26:31.960 Back in the day when you used to get papers, 1:26:32.000 --> 1:26:33.840 did you used to tip the paper boy at Christmas time? 1:26:34.040 --> 1:26:34.960 Always you forgot? 1:26:35.240 --> 1:26:36.880 I tipped paper boy always. 1:26:37.560 --> 1:26:38.080 Different than. 1:26:41.000 --> 1:26:43.280 First of all, I was a paper boy, second of all, 1:26:43.640 --> 1:26:45.519 second of all paper boys get at the time, I 1:26:45.600 --> 1:26:49.040 made like ten cents a paper every day. You got crap. 1:26:49.360 --> 1:26:51.160 You worked on tips, that's what you made your money. 1:26:51.200 --> 1:26:53.960 Now, my paper boy was so good. He would really 1:26:54.000 --> 1:26:54.880 go out of his way. 1:26:54.960 --> 1:26:57.280 He was he was young, come in the house and 1:26:57.320 --> 1:26:59.559 read the paper for it. And now, be honest, be honest, 1:26:59.560 --> 1:27:01.360 my miska, he was. 1:27:01.439 --> 1:27:04.839 Just starting out and he was so appreciative. Not everybody, 1:27:05.640 --> 1:27:08.519 not everybody you know, does it right right right, you know. 1:27:08.600 --> 1:27:11.320 And now today he's a police officer today, so you know, 1:27:11.400 --> 1:27:11.840 all right. 1:27:11.840 --> 1:27:15.400 Well, allright, well, be honest. The mail man that you 1:27:15.479 --> 1:27:17.320 give a tip too, good looking guy, good looking guy. 1:27:18.479 --> 1:27:21.760 I don't know. I'm working, I don't all right. 1:27:21.720 --> 1:27:23.720 Okay, maybe he's delivering the packages. You know. 1:27:26.000 --> 1:27:28.479 My mother like that, My mother talking to me, and 1:27:28.640 --> 1:27:30.840 we're you know, we're very appreciated, very. 1:27:30.760 --> 1:27:34.559 Good on the floor, very good. You you taught me right? 1:27:34.760 --> 1:27:36.040 And how do you like that? How do you like that? 1:27:36.160 --> 1:27:37.840 So no speaker, scary guy for you? 1:27:38.200 --> 1:27:38.320 Right? 1:27:38.400 --> 1:27:38.519 Oh? 1:27:38.640 --> 1:27:39.040 I love it. 1:27:39.200 --> 1:27:41.200 That's good, it's great. 1:27:41.320 --> 1:27:44.240 Yeah, I can get one of those. Yeah, yes, all right, Well, 1:27:44.240 --> 1:27:45.960 happy birthday. Thanks for geting on the phone. 1:27:46.720 --> 1:27:47.200 Speak to you. 1:27:48.200 --> 1:27:49.759 So I'm off the hook. I don't know you're present. 1:27:50.080 --> 1:27:53.679 No, you don't know me. No, never, Just by hearing 1:27:53.760 --> 1:27:56.160 your voice and knowing that you're safe and everything is good. 1:27:56.800 --> 1:28:02.760 That's a great good mom, Happy birthday, Mom. Mama, Brody's here. 1:28:04.160 --> 1:28:06.639 Hi, Mom, Hi, honey, how you doing good? 1:28:06.840 --> 1:28:07.160 None of us. 1:28:07.240 --> 1:28:09.640 There's two reasons why my mother's on the phone. Number one, 1:28:09.720 --> 1:28:11.320 she's been nagging me for three weeks to get back 1:28:11.320 --> 1:28:14.160 on the podcast. Okay, Oh, if you need anything, I'm available. 1:28:14.400 --> 1:28:17.280 I got crumbles, no grumble today, Mom, no specific grumbles. 1:28:17.400 --> 1:28:19.639 Although I know you're very upset, you're very upset about 1:28:19.640 --> 1:28:20.599 the orange juice bottles. 1:28:20.880 --> 1:28:22.799 I understand that we'll get to that in a later podcast. 1:28:23.360 --> 1:28:23.920 That's a tease. 1:28:24.680 --> 1:28:27.080 But you read the article with Scary that Scary talked 1:28:27.080 --> 1:28:30.080 about in All Access that that I have to be 1:28:30.200 --> 1:28:31.879 right because I'm an only. 1:28:31.800 --> 1:28:36.160 Child and I just got my way, Scary, I. 1:28:38.680 --> 1:28:41.200 Just Scar, Yes, Mama Brody who. 1:28:41.320 --> 1:28:44.760 Three weeks ago, David did an interview for All Access. Yes, 1:28:45.200 --> 1:28:50.679 answered ten questions, didn't say anything bad about anybody, talked 1:28:50.720 --> 1:28:54.080 about you in a kind, nice way, talked about how 1:28:54.200 --> 1:28:56.960 successful you two are together. Yeah, tell me to say 1:28:57.040 --> 1:29:01.200 a bad word about you. Then this week it's your turn, 1:29:01.560 --> 1:29:03.759 same questions, same coverage. 1:29:03.800 --> 1:29:06.839 Says were a little bit, I don't. 1:29:06.640 --> 1:29:12.360 Think I don't not complimentary. And when you insult my son, 1:29:12.760 --> 1:29:16.599 you insult me by saying he has problems being an 1:29:16.640 --> 1:29:20.280 only child, you're insulting me and my parenting. 1:29:22.920 --> 1:29:25.639 Second, you are you are completely the opposite of Davaul. 1:29:25.680 --> 1:29:28.479 Oh no, oh no. You see the thing is you're 1:29:28.560 --> 1:29:31.439 one of three children. You had to share your mother 1:29:31.560 --> 1:29:35.240 three ways I did it. Didn't have to share all 1:29:35.400 --> 1:29:40.000 my love, all my attention, all my nurturing, all my mentoring. 1:29:40.560 --> 1:29:44.400 And he's just fabulous to begin with. So if he's 1:29:44.479 --> 1:29:50.360 always right, it's because he's smart, secure, right, confident and 1:29:50.640 --> 1:29:54.560 confident right, and so if you can't handle it, I 1:29:54.640 --> 1:29:56.439 don't know. I thought you were beyond that. 1:29:59.000 --> 1:29:59.240 You're not. 1:30:00.120 --> 1:30:00.280 Really. 1:30:01.240 --> 1:30:02.080 I'm insulted. 1:30:02.360 --> 1:30:05.360 I'm upset, Missus Brody. 1:30:06.720 --> 1:30:13.960 I'm upset. Oh no searing my scary insulted me. I no, 1:30:14.160 --> 1:30:17.479 Missus Brody, I love you well, you don't show it 1:30:17.600 --> 1:30:20.559 if you criticized my putting a knife in my back. 1:30:21.200 --> 1:30:22.840 I feel like I need to make this up to 1:30:22.920 --> 1:30:23.479 you somehow. 1:30:25.479 --> 1:30:27.960 What can you do for me? Send me some free dessert? 1:30:29.040 --> 1:30:30.880 I want you to take my mother off from steak dinner. No, 1:30:31.280 --> 1:30:35.720 I can send you something maybe would be nice my 1:30:35.800 --> 1:30:40.719 mom and Delmonicos. I've got some nice organic maza for Passover. 1:30:40.920 --> 1:30:42.080 What is that supposed to me? 1:30:42.840 --> 1:30:45.160 That now you're making fun because I'm Jewish? 1:30:45.320 --> 1:30:48.240 No, maybe you want some crep lock or some potato 1:30:48.320 --> 1:30:49.200 lockers or something. 1:30:49.680 --> 1:30:53.960 I'm gonna get you a Google. 1:30:54.240 --> 1:30:56.439 Hold on, you're talking about my mother because he's Jewish, 1:30:56.479 --> 1:30:59.559 that you'll need Jewish food? You want Rali and where 1:30:59.560 --> 1:31:04.240 would you buy from? Thank you very much. My mom 1:31:04.360 --> 1:31:06.439 is Italian as your mother, even though she's not Italian. 1:31:06.760 --> 1:31:10.640 I gotta from Brooklyn. Yeah, thank course, you know what, 1:31:10.760 --> 1:31:13.240 maybe well maybe I can go to Depharas and get 1:31:13.320 --> 1:31:15.720 you a pizza from your favorite place on Avenue. You 1:31:15.720 --> 1:31:16.839 ever have Defaris pizza? 1:31:17.360 --> 1:31:18.559 I got a pizza. 1:31:18.560 --> 1:31:18.920 I like that. 1:31:19.280 --> 1:31:20.760 Okay, man, I feel like I. 1:31:20.760 --> 1:31:22.719 Got to send your mama. Can't have to faris pizza. 1:31:22.800 --> 1:31:24.400 She grew up not far from I've had to give 1:31:24.400 --> 1:31:25.920 you any think I should give you a care package. 1:31:25.920 --> 1:31:26.040 Now. 1:31:26.120 --> 1:31:28.320 My mother has not seen the story about the bagel yesterday. 1:31:28.320 --> 1:31:29.160 I which want your opinion. 1:31:29.240 --> 1:31:29.400 Mom. 1:31:29.920 --> 1:31:31.759 You done, Bayeah, I don't. 1:31:31.560 --> 1:31:34.200 Slice the bagel. We agree, We agree a thousand percent. 1:31:34.640 --> 1:31:35.360 She saw the story. 1:31:35.520 --> 1:31:37.680 It's terrible. They put it to a get it to. 1:31:37.760 --> 1:31:40.040 New York story. I'm a New Yorker. I know about 1:31:40.080 --> 1:31:40.760 slicing baby. 1:31:40.760 --> 1:31:42.280 All right, very good, all right, all right, all right, 1:31:42.320 --> 1:31:43.680 so there you go. Thank you very much. 1:31:43.760 --> 1:31:47.920 We'll see a week. We'll let you defend you and 1:31:48.080 --> 1:31:50.280 yell at me. That's why you got her on the phone. 1:31:50.280 --> 1:31:51.680 If you wanted to yell at me, give it time 1:31:51.760 --> 1:31:52.800 shows you know me. Don't worry. 1:31:53.360 --> 1:31:57.920 And one more thing, go ahead, Mets, that's something we. 1:31:57.920 --> 1:31:58.479 Can all agree. 1:31:58.560 --> 1:31:58.880 There we go. 1:31:58.960 --> 1:32:02.880 I'm my thanks, thank you, love you all. Right by God. 1:32:03.320 --> 1:32:05.599 Don't mess. You got your mother after me. I sent 1:32:05.640 --> 1:32:07.080 her the article and she was very upset.