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Speaker 1: You don't know me. Concession, I can't take back arms.

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Speaker 2: Mouse speak text into seven eighty five nine two says

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Speaker 2: I work at a sports stadium, and after every game,

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Speaker 2: I go around finishing all the half eaten hot dogs

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Speaker 2: I find in the sands and still grows. I consider

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Speaker 2: it my employee bonus. Now hold on. See most other

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Speaker 2: radio shows might judge you for your secondhand wiener addiction,

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Speaker 2: but not us. We're all wiener addicts in some form.

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Speaker 2: In fact, we want to hear all the juicy, mustard

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Speaker 2: stained details, and we'll hide your identity while you do

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Speaker 2: it with hungry I'm not gonna lie.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 2: One of our listeners is ready to unload something that

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Speaker 2: she's been hiding. She's chosen the fake name Janet So. Janet,

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Speaker 2: how we feel in today?

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Speaker 1: Okay, it's a good start.

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Speaker 2: Our voice changer is on now, Janet, you are the

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Speaker 2: mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, go full hot dog honest.

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Speaker 1: Okay, it's not that bad, that's good. That's a good story.

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Speaker 2: What's going on?

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Speaker 1: Janet? So?

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Speaker 3: I just had a baby about six months ago. Yeou,

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Speaker 3: I love her.

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Speaker 1: That's a wonderful and very hard period too.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's my first one, so you know, working

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Speaker 3: through it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of weird Google searches in the last

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Speaker 1: six months, there's sure has them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So when I was pregnant, I decided, you know what,

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Speaker 3: I want to be a stay at home mom and

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Speaker 3: like really focus on my daughter, you know, right up

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Speaker 3: to maternityly I worked and then quit my job to

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Speaker 3: be a full time stay at home mom.

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Speaker 2: That's good, hardest job in the world I've heard, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: being a stalehome mom. O.

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Speaker 1: My god, being a mom really yeah.

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Speaker 3: And she's perfect. She's so cute, she's you know, got

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Speaker 3: little little tiny curls forming one of those ballsall babies.

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Speaker 1: So much.

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Speaker 2: Can you meet your baby?

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Speaker 3: So here's my confession. After about six months or so,

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Speaker 3: I started being like, I'm bored, becausn't the only thing

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Speaker 3: I'm doing is taking care of my child.

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Speaker 1: I've heard that from my girlfriends that are stay at

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Speaker 1: home moms. They're like, I have nothing interesting to talk about.

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Speaker 2: Even have you told your baby that she's born?

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Speaker 3: Sometimes I tell her do something interesting, let's get this mixture.

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Speaker 1: And I get it though, Like you kind of lose

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Speaker 1: your own identity a little bit when you become mom

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Speaker 1: and trying to find it again can be a real

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Speaker 1: hard thing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because like my former job, I was creative and stuff.

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Speaker 3: And I was just like, okay, I still want to

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Speaker 3: be a stay at home mom, but how can I

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Speaker 3: be creative? And I was like, you know what, I'm

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Speaker 3: going to make my baby and insta.

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Speaker 1: Oh I literally was just gonna say that. But I

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Speaker 1: don't have somebody.

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Speaker 3: Stuck together like she'd make really great pictures and stuff

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Speaker 3: like that. And so we get followers and like maybe

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Speaker 3: free clothes for the baby.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, you're trying to make this a business, not

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Speaker 1: just like a show off your baby thing. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: you can make money? All right?

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Speaker 2: Well that seems like an okay idea.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, why is that a confession? I mean thousands and

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Speaker 1: thousands of moms do the same thing. Well.

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Speaker 3: I brought it up to my husband, who's a wonderful man,

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Speaker 3: loves him to death.

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Speaker 1: Okay, there's a book.

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Speaker 3: He loves our baby, but he is like, children should

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Speaker 3: not be on Instagram, and I'm just like, okay, I

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Speaker 3: get it, fine.

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Speaker 1: I get that. It's a hard discussion with my husband too,

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Speaker 1: because you know, I have a pretty public Instagram page

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Speaker 1: and probably is such a private life. So we have

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Speaker 1: to do a lot of talking about where the line

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Speaker 1: is for us with our family.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, for sure. So yeah, I was talking to

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Speaker 3: him about it, but like the bye, and I was like,

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Speaker 3: you know what, I'm gonna do it anyway. But I

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Speaker 3: kind of took like an idea from you guys, and

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Speaker 3: I kind of been like, it's the masked baby. Anytime

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Speaker 3: I post a picture, I put like a little.

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Speaker 1: Heart on her face or a happy phase.

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Speaker 3: And cover her identity completely, and I think, like the gimmick, yeah, mystery. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: and I have about five thousand followers now and I

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Speaker 3: would really love more.

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Speaker 2: You just got.

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Speaker 3: You know, little local places have kind of reached out

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Speaker 3: to me. So she's gotten like a little hot. So

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Speaker 3: I post a picture of her with the hat and

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Speaker 3: then tagged the door so like it's going places. But

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Speaker 3: my husband does not.

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Speaker 2: Know about this, Okay, So that's your confession then, that

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Speaker 2: you've been doing this without your husband's knowledge or permission.

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Speaker 3: And I feel really bad. I'm just so bored. And

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Speaker 3: so I think still behind.

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Speaker 1: His back, but you're not showing her identity, so it's

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Speaker 1: not and I seem do you think he would still

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Speaker 1: be upset with those parameters.

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Speaker 3: Oh, if he knew that I was doing this, he

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Speaker 3: would be so mass.

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Speaker 1: Aren't you worries going to get caught? I mean, I

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Speaker 1: know you're hiding the baby's face, but like there's just

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Speaker 1: so many other things that people would recognize. Baby laugh, Like,

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Speaker 1: I'm follow that. Okay, So I'm cooking.

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Speaker 3: He doesn't sign out until it's like big enoughs or

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Speaker 3: maybe into many to be part of it. Yeah, honey,

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Speaker 3: we got a romantic weekend.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going to do Bay.

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Speaker 1: Look at that. You gotta be careful. You don't want

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Speaker 1: to turn into one of those crazy stage moms. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know that's that's where it could be headed, right right, because.

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Speaker 2: You're an idiot. You don't know what we're talking about.

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Speaker 3: What broke is right.

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Speaker 2: Because you were worried about not having an identity, and

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Speaker 2: now your whole identity will.

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Speaker 1: Be filming video of your baby, and then the pressure

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Speaker 1: when the baby doesn't perform, like you only got fifteen.

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Speaker 3: Once he gets older. Killed you were six months old.

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Speaker 2: Now, Janet, because you did kind of borrow this idea

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Speaker 2: from us, we will require fifteen the profits off of

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Speaker 2: your masked baby.

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Speaker 3: I will give you the hat.

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Speaker 1: I want it.

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Speaker 3: My little pocket and I'll carry it around.

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Speaker 2: Well, good luck with your secret baby. Social media. Nine two.

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Speaker 2: If you have a confession that you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 2: we can hide your identity and mask your voice so

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Speaker 2: you can become the next mass speaker. Phone tap, coming

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Speaker 1: Up, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.