Speaker 1: You gotta you gotta think about this. Okay, we're on
Speaker 1: a desserted island. Yes, like castaway full castaway vibes probably
Speaker 1: have tigers, some kind of predator on there. They see
Speaker 1: something big, they're going after that. I can hide in
Speaker 1: like little nooks and.
Speaker 2: Caves. You couldn't.
Speaker 1: You couldn't even get in a cave because your shoulders
Speaker 1: are thirty nine inches wide.
Speaker 3: I'm a cave man.
Speaker 4: Camille complains twenty four to seven that I eat like
Speaker 4: a coat, that I eat like a cave man every
Speaker 4: time I sit down for dinner. I don't use a fork.
Speaker 4: I don't use a spoon. I don't use a knife.
Speaker 4: I use my hands.
Speaker 3: All the caveman and how.
Speaker 1: You act, cavemen were really like three foot two. You
Speaker 1: are like a giant. You were Andre the giant, and
Speaker 1: you climb trees.
Speaker 3: I can climb trees in that situation.
Speaker 2: Start a fire. I can start a fire, right.
Speaker 5: I'll take two sticks. I can start a fire smashing
Speaker 5: those sticks together. I'll start the I'll be rubbing those sticks.
Speaker 5: You can start the out of a fire. Whoever starts
Speaker 5: fire first wins. Well, the dudes on, dudes, I'm Julian Edelman.
Speaker 1: And I'm Rob Gronkowski And this is the show where
Speaker 1: your favorite dudes get to talk about their favorite dudes.
Speaker 3: And today we're hitting the hotline.
Speaker 2: What are we talking about today?
Speaker 3: Who's the better pickleball player? Between you and I? Jules?
Speaker 2: Rob could just play that net.
Speaker 3: You were acting like an absolute maniac out there on
Speaker 3: the pickleball court.
Speaker 1: I'm a sweater maybe a replacement for Super Bowl rings?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the ring is the tradition. I'm a rien guy,
Speaker 3: a blinged out watch. I don't think everyone would be
Speaker 3: on the same page. And is turf better than natural grass?
Speaker 3: Will debate it.
Speaker 1: I always love that Florida grass, that bermuda, which is
Speaker 1: better for your body to and you.
Speaker 3: Don't get that turf burn on some nice grass.
Speaker 4: And we wrap it up with the Chilli's Collar and
Speaker 4: the chillis Dude of the Week presented by Core's Life
Speaker 4: stick Around.
Speaker 3: To the end.
Speaker 2: Let's come.
Speaker 3: Dudes On. Dudes is a production of iHeartRadio, Robbie.
Speaker 2: Where you at.
Speaker 3: Joe's What's up?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 4: I'm right here in my podcast office here in Tampa Bay, Florida.
Speaker 4: I'm just relaxing. I enjoyed the sun earlier what's super
Speaker 4: cool as well is that my pool is one hundred
Speaker 4: two degrees without me even heating it up. So I
Speaker 4: was just in it getting a nice swim. It felt
Speaker 4: like bath water. It was just delicious, man. So just
Speaker 4: been enjoying my time.
Speaker 2: One hundred and two.
Speaker 4: Literally it's literally one hundred and two degrees and felt
Speaker 4: I'm telling you, like I've been in hot tubs before,
Speaker 4: and I jumped in Okay, maybe like ninety nine degrees,
Speaker 4: because when it's.
Speaker 2: Eighty nine is still freaking hot.
Speaker 3: At least ninety nine I'm talking.
Speaker 4: Okay, I have a cold tub as well, and you
Speaker 4: know when you go from a cold tub into a
Speaker 4: hot tub and you get those chills, like the blood
Speaker 4: is flowing and like you can feel the tingles. Well,
Speaker 4: I was in my cold tub and I jumped right
Speaker 4: into the pool and I was getting all those tingles.
Speaker 4: And you only get those tingles when the hot tub
Speaker 4: is at least one hundred something degrees, and I was
Speaker 4: getting those tingles in the pool, so I'm talking at
Speaker 4: least ninety nine degrees, and it felt so good because
Speaker 4: it's a saltwater pool as well.
Speaker 3: And you know it's just healing me. You know I'd
Speaker 3: like to do those tricks.
Speaker 4: But the best part about what I've been doing, actually
Speaker 4: I just got here. The other day, I was in Buffalo,
Speaker 4: New York, where I grew up, my hometown, and I
Speaker 4: got to go and see my brother's kids play all
Speaker 4: their sports games. And I got to see one of
Speaker 4: them play hockey, baseball, flag football as well. I got
Speaker 4: to see the other one play football, flag football, and baseball,
Speaker 4: and then I got to see his daughter play a
Speaker 4: softball game. And let me tell you, it was one
Speaker 4: of the best weekends I've ever had in Buffalo. It
Speaker 4: was just so cool to see them ball out. They
Speaker 4: were hitting doubles, they were making plays in the infield,
Speaker 4: like I'm talking, mossing people on the football field as well.
Speaker 4: My old my oldest nephew, he looked like myself as well,
Speaker 4: going up and high pointing that football Jay shout out
Speaker 4: to Jays, high pointing it over the DB's and bringing
Speaker 4: it down and not letting anyone grab his flag. It
Speaker 4: kind of looked like me, just barreling through all the
Speaker 4: defenders and it's going a touchdown. I was super proud
Speaker 4: of him, man, And you're gonna be proud of Lily
Speaker 4: obviously when she gets to that stage and she's just
Speaker 4: dominating folks.
Speaker 3: Out there, just like my brother's kids.
Speaker 2: What do they call you? They call you Uncle Rob? Yeah,
Speaker 2: Uncle Rob mm hmm, like Uncle Buck, Uncle Rob.
Speaker 3: Just just Uncle Rob.
Speaker 2: I like it, man, that's gotta be so sound smooth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean a good feeling.
Speaker 1: They have a lot of what do they have? Four kids?
Speaker 2: Three?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: My brother Dan has five kids and he's Buffalo. Chris
Speaker 4: has four kids, and he's in Dallas, and Dallas has
Speaker 4: great facilities, great sports down there, great leagues, and he
Speaker 4: just actually he just texted me in a group chat
Speaker 4: with my family that my brother Chris actually his kid
Speaker 4: just won the Little League World Series I guess for
Speaker 4: the World Series that it's called down there in the
Speaker 4: Texas World. And his kid is six years old, I
Speaker 4: mean a six or eight years old. He's got too
Speaker 4: many as well, so I'm not sure what one won
Speaker 4: the World Series, but I think it was a six
Speaker 4: year old. So congratulations to him. But there's one thing
Speaker 4: I want to talk about that I wish we had
Speaker 4: growing up as kids.
Speaker 3: Jules, what do you want?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 4: It's in the summer Olympics, for the first time in
Speaker 4: twenty twenty eight.
Speaker 3: Is flag football manage football.
Speaker 4: I'm telling you, these kids are learning the game of
Speaker 4: football at such a young age to possibly a pedigree
Speaker 4: that we have never learned the game of football at
Speaker 4: that age. The skill sets that they're learning, you know,
Speaker 4: out there just playing flag football without the physical part
Speaker 4: is just amazing for their development. So when they start
Speaker 4: in the future, I'm telling you, you got to be
Speaker 4: able to, you know, create space still so you can
Speaker 4: go out go out there and beat your defender because
Speaker 4: there's playing zone coverage. They're also playing man coverage out
Speaker 4: there on the defensive side of the ball, so you're
Speaker 4: seeing it all. And then also to be able to
Speaker 4: juke defenders and not get your flag, you know, pull
Speaker 4: pulled from you. It's great development and it's so fun too,
Speaker 4: and I wish.
Speaker 2: We had it, dude.
Speaker 1: It's it's the fastest growing girls sport in the world.
Speaker 1: I think it's it's it's getting huge. I I bought
Speaker 1: a I bought a flag football size for Lily's age,
Speaker 1: and we've been throwing it around.
Speaker 2: It's been fun. But to what you said, I agree.
Speaker 1: The spatial recognition you get from flag football will help
Speaker 1: a lot of these skill players when they transition into
Speaker 1: tackle football now, like being able to decipher if it's
Speaker 1: man or zone. That's pretty much seven on seven. That's
Speaker 1: pretty much what flag football is. All you're doing is
Speaker 1: identifying who's trying to be on you, what zone it is,
Speaker 1: and finding those little soft spots.
Speaker 2: So I think that'll help these kids.
Speaker 1: Transition, which we've seen receivers transition at a record rate
Speaker 1: these last six seven years, justin Jefferson, Jamar Chase. Young
Speaker 1: receivers come in right away and understand football and make
Speaker 1: huge impacts to their team. And I think that flag
Speaker 1: football and all these seven on seven camps are a
Speaker 1: huge reason for that, you know, and the information being
Speaker 1: able to like study what pro football is now. But
Speaker 1: like going back to flag football, I'm so excited for this.
Speaker 1: Should we try to like get back in shape and play.
Speaker 4: I mean, they were working out there and it's quick.
Speaker 4: You know, you don't have that much time in between
Speaker 4: each plays. You gotta be in top shape. And Jules
Speaker 4: out of the game for quite some time now, maybe
Speaker 4: a couple of years, So pump the breaks. I like
Speaker 4: where your head's at though, But we're gonna be big fans,
Speaker 4: and we're gonna be obviously following flag football in the
Speaker 4: twenty twenty eight Olympics, and maybe the closest thing we
Speaker 4: can possibly do is coach.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, It's it's been like real, it's
Speaker 1: been real heaty over the flag football talk with the
Speaker 1: flag football community into you know, being combined with some
Speaker 1: of the NFL guys because the owners passed it and
Speaker 1: the nf NFL guys are like automatically thinking they're getting
Speaker 1: on the team the flag football guys like there's a
Speaker 1: different sport. Fucked, we're better at float. Like I don't
Speaker 1: know if I have time for all. There's so much conflict.
Speaker 1: I'm just chooting this one. I'm gonna watch this Ninka
Speaker 1: and just be a fan and root for America.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 4: There we go. Well we're taking it home. I'm already
Speaker 4: calling it. We're going to win the Golden Flag Football
Speaker 4: in twenty two.
Speaker 2: If we don't win the fucking goal, we got a problem.
Speaker 3: It would be a.
Speaker 2: It would be bad. But I just hope we don't.
Speaker 1: I hope we don't go into this because these other
Speaker 1: countries they've been playing this shit for like fifteen sixteen years.
Speaker 1: Like they love this stuff because I went to Israel
Speaker 1: and I went to the Craft Stadium and visited like
Speaker 1: their facility, and they're in this world league. Like they
Speaker 1: have eleven on eleven tackle but a lot of it
Speaker 1: is flag football, and like they developed the kids in
Speaker 1: flag and bring them to tackle. But like there's a
Speaker 1: world league that's been playing world flag football for a while,
Speaker 1: and I'm just afraid if you know, we go in
Speaker 1: there with our NFL guys, A it's a different game,
Speaker 1: Like you know, we may be way more athletic and stuff,
Speaker 1: but you know, like we can't you can't flag guard.
Speaker 1: What are the rules of the line of scrimmage?
Speaker 2: Can you hold? Like what are the rule bases for
Speaker 2: this thing?
Speaker 1: Like, so I don't want to go in this thing, Like, oh,
Speaker 1: we know football were automatically going to win gold. Look,
Speaker 1: this is a different game. This is a different game,
Speaker 1: you know, and these guys have been playing. I mean,
Speaker 1: I get athlete on athlete. We should be fucking light
Speaker 1: years ahead.
Speaker 2: But we don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know if the rules cater to like people
Speaker 1: that aren't athletic.
Speaker 4: MM, We're still gonna win the gold. We're too good.
Speaker 4: We're too good in America?
Speaker 3: What about And I was just about to change the page.
Speaker 4: I know what you're going to talk about. Brad Marshaan. Yes,
Speaker 4: Brad Marshan.
Speaker 2: Do you see him partying right now?
Speaker 4: I haven't seen him partying, but I can just imagine
Speaker 4: what he's doing. I remember when he won the Cup
Speaker 4: in twenty eleven in Boston and they were partying their
Speaker 4: face off up there.
Speaker 3: He was partying his face off.
Speaker 4: But what I did see, Jules, is that they dented
Speaker 4: the Stanley Cup like we dented the Lombardi Trophy at
Speaker 4: the Panthers took a page out of our playbook, Jules.
Speaker 3: Should we bill him?
Speaker 1: I mean, we should definitely have our IP lawyer contact
Speaker 1: their IP lawyer for the image that they posted because
Speaker 1: it could be IP infringement to the original dent.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, I don't know, mm hmm. So many lawyers
Speaker 2: these days we can.
Speaker 4: Find gratulations to the Florida Panthers. I was kind of
Speaker 4: cheering for that ed Miinton oiler just for one reason.
Speaker 4: I really love you know, Connor McDavid. I love his game,
Speaker 4: I love his skill set, I love what he does
Speaker 4: out there out in the ice. That must hurt to
Speaker 4: go back to back to the Stanley Cup and lose
Speaker 4: both times to the same team.
Speaker 3: And also shout out to the state of Florida.
Speaker 2: Fucking Florida.
Speaker 4: You know, in the hockey world, the last six years
Speaker 4: in a row there has been a Florida team representing
Speaker 4: the Stanley Cup playoffs. Obviously, twenty twenty, twenty one, twenty
Speaker 4: two was the Tampa Bay Lightning, then twenty three, twenty four,
Speaker 4: twenty five was the Florida Panthers.
Speaker 3: They each lost one time as.
Speaker 4: Well, but a huge shoutouts to Winds And it's tough.
Speaker 4: It's tough, you know, for Canada right now in the
Speaker 4: NHL world, getting back to back to the Cup for
Speaker 4: the Oilers and losing both times. And Canada hasn't won
Speaker 4: in quite some time, you know, the Stanley Cup. And
Speaker 4: I can tell you this, So the Florida Panthers ain't
Speaker 4: that great of a community to celebrate with because it's
Speaker 4: not really a hockey town.
Speaker 1: It's got to be one now though maybe they've made
Speaker 1: themselves into a hockey town. You win like this, I
Speaker 1: mean you think about like the La Kings before they
Speaker 1: had the great one, they weren't like a really big
Speaker 1: hockey community in a warm area. Now, Like I walk
Speaker 1: around LA and people love the Kings. This is two
Speaker 1: Stanley Cups back to back. I mean, these people, they
Speaker 1: probably love hockey. I mean Florida it's freaking crazy. It's
Speaker 1: it's an oxy moorn. The warmest place is holding the
Speaker 1: cold sport title a lot of the time.
Speaker 2: It's nuts. How is it do people like? Do people
Speaker 2: like hockey down there?
Speaker 4: They love hockey here in Tampa Bay, I can tell
Speaker 4: you that. But over there, you know, on the other
Speaker 4: side of the state, there's so much going on going
Speaker 4: on in southern Florida. I mean, there's so much more
Speaker 4: to do, and the thing about being in Florida as
Speaker 4: well as you go to Florida to be outside, to
Speaker 4: do activities outside. Yes, they're bringing so much awareness down there.
Speaker 4: You know the Florida Panthers, you know, to that organization,
Speaker 4: and it's caught on big time. But it's not like
Speaker 4: what it would be if the Edmonton Oilers, yeah, won
Speaker 4: the Cup. I'm talking everyone Pannemoni that area would be
Speaker 4: at the parade.
Speaker 1: Does this have to do with taxes, because why the
Speaker 1: hell is all? How are all the most untraditional organizations
Speaker 1: in like one of the most like Gung Ho Canada
Speaker 1: Cold Sports. How the fuck is the Florida teams winning
Speaker 1: is because these guys want to go down there and
Speaker 1: get no tax. Because you go to Canada, they're taking
Speaker 1: three quarters your money go to some of the states
Speaker 1: here they're taking half. Is that the reason it's crazy
Speaker 1: to me? Like, how are how are the Florida teams
Speaker 1: winning in hockey?
Speaker 3: Mm hmm, Well that's a big jones.
Speaker 4: That's a big topic that's up for discussion actually in
Speaker 4: the NHL right now.
Speaker 3: And I saw Biz Nasty talking about it.
Speaker 4: He kind of got shamed about it by saying, that's
Speaker 4: why these Florida teams are winning. But it's the same
Speaker 4: thing in the NFL world. You can go to a
Speaker 4: you know, a team that has zero percent state tax, and.
Speaker 3: I don't think that's a game changer.
Speaker 4: I think if you put a list you know of
Speaker 4: the pros and cons of why you're choosing a team,
Speaker 4: I just think it's a pro. But I don't think
Speaker 4: it's the necessary factor of why these teams are good
Speaker 4: and why players would go to this organization.
Speaker 3: Organization that's a pro.
Speaker 1: The quality of life is probably a huge.
Speaker 3: That's a prob.
Speaker 1: The wife's happy, the kids get to go to freaking
Speaker 1: day camp outside and play in the water. I mean,
Speaker 1: those are two huge pros for like these hockey guys
Speaker 1: that are like family type guys, you know, the happy wife,
Speaker 1: happy life mentality. That's what kind of guys they are.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they like keeping that check too. They don't
Speaker 1: got the bigger contracts like you know, football, basketball, baseball.
Speaker 1: They still have huge contracts, but you just don't know.
Speaker 1: It makes me scratch my head. It's like, how the
Speaker 1: hell do we not have? Canada hasn't won a goddamn
Speaker 1: Cup in years, like thirty forty years.
Speaker 4: The main factor is, though, why these teams are winning
Speaker 4: down here in Florida is because the Florida Panthers and
Speaker 4: the Tampa Bay Lightning they have great quality guys running
Speaker 4: the organization.
Speaker 2: From Seun Thorarty bottom seanth Thorti.
Speaker 4: Forty down there on the on the other side of Florida.
Speaker 4: What would we say, that's the east coast of Florida
Speaker 4: running the Florida Panthers. I play pickleball with the gms
Speaker 4: here in Tampa Bay and they're on top of their game.
Speaker 4: Man they're sharp, they know what they're doing. We talk ball,
Speaker 4: we talk football, we talk hockey, and they and they
Speaker 4: and they get it, you know, and and they run it.
Speaker 4: And they're running the organization the way the organization needs
Speaker 4: to be run. That's one of the main reasons why
Speaker 4: these teams are good.
Speaker 1: So it's got to be that they hired the right people.
Speaker 3: M hm.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you want to like, look, they hired
Speaker 1: the right people to bring in the right people, the
Speaker 1: right guys, the right team, the right trainers, the right
Speaker 1: everything that is. That's huge. So you got to tip
Speaker 1: your cap to both of those owners. Are they new owners?
Speaker 4: The Tampa Bay Lightning has been very stable, you know
Speaker 4: with their owners. I don't know about the Florida Panthers.
Speaker 4: I don't know where they're at. I don't know if
Speaker 4: the team was sold recently or not. You know, I
Speaker 4: just know that the Florida Panthers are just dominating left
Speaker 4: and dominating that our boy Authority is down there running
Speaker 4: the organization and doing whatever he's doing to help out
Speaker 4: because he went down there when they were absolute trash
Speaker 4: and now he flipped the script and they've flipped just
Speaker 4: been dominating over the.
Speaker 3: Last four years right, no other He's something.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: He's something important. Is how about the Oklahoma City Thunder?
Speaker 1: Are they they're gonna knock this down? Is it in
Speaker 1: nailing the coffin?
Speaker 2: Is it over?
Speaker 3: I think it's over.
Speaker 4: I thought it was over even after the first game
Speaker 4: when the Indiana Pacers won. I mean, they're just absolute dominating.
Speaker 4: That first game the Pacers won, they finally took the
Speaker 4: lead with point three seconds left with the hell Burton shot,
Speaker 4: you know, with the most clutch player that I've ever
Speaker 4: seen in an NBA Playoffs history, which has just been ubsurd.
Speaker 4: He's been like twelve or fourteen or something with the
Speaker 4: final shot and hitting it. But I just knew the
Speaker 4: Oklahoma City Thunder they're just too good. They're well rounded overall,
Speaker 4: and I just don't see the Pacers winning the next.
Speaker 2: They kind of remind me.
Speaker 1: Like this style basketball reminds me a lot of our
Speaker 1: style football. Why is that because everyone says it's not sexy,
Speaker 1: but it's effective as fuck. And they still have they
Speaker 1: got a superstar, and they got a bunch of good players.
Speaker 1: They don't have, you know, they don't have the Big
Speaker 1: five or Big three, but they got a bunch of
Speaker 1: upcoming guys that they've developed over the years and drafted,
Speaker 1: and they found the one guy that makes it all
Speaker 1: run who's a great quarterback, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like and everyone kind of bags on him for his
Speaker 1: game because he does. He's not always flashy, but he's
Speaker 1: got really good mid range, like the mid you know
Speaker 1: what I mean.
Speaker 3: I know exactly what you mean.
Speaker 4: They also play great defense, guys doing their job, doing
Speaker 4: what the coach you know, has schemed up, running the
Speaker 4: players that they need to run. It does kind of
Speaker 4: remind me of us on the New England Patriots, and they're.
Speaker 2: Kind of like that Santonio shit, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's like no one liked watching San Antonio win, but
Speaker 1: they were effect of an efficient and knew what to
Speaker 1: do to win games. And that's what that's what you
Speaker 1: see with Okay, see, I mean, they they play, they're
Speaker 1: they're they're just like everyone's good. Everyone plays hard, fucking
Speaker 1: Their leader is a great one, like their leader p
Speaker 1: s G or s g A or whatever is my
Speaker 1: guy for Montreal SGA. Like how he handles the media, man,
Speaker 1: I love how he handles the media. He's he's a professional.
Speaker 3: He is.
Speaker 2: He's a true bro.
Speaker 1: He knows what he's there, pro, he's a pros pro, smooth,
Speaker 1: he's got his swag, but he lets his play do
Speaker 1: the talk. He doesn't let you ignoores the noise about
Speaker 1: how he plays, and he'll still still get his fouls
Speaker 1: and get on that free throw like he don't care.
Speaker 2: Reason.
Speaker 4: I love how he attacks the hoop as well. He
Speaker 4: has no fear. He just goes in.
Speaker 3: If he gets leveled, he gets leveled.
Speaker 4: And the way that he can balance, like when he's
Speaker 4: off balance and to be able to get the shot off,
Speaker 4: his body can be twisted and he still gets it off.
Speaker 3: That just shows how stable he is as an athlete.
Speaker 4: And he still drains these incredible shots even when he's
Speaker 4: getting fouled or or he has to, you know.
Speaker 3: Do a maneuver. It's just incredible. He's a great player
Speaker 3: to watch, man.
Speaker 4: I'm a big fan, and I really never seen him
Speaker 4: play because he's on Oklahoma City Thunder and now I
Speaker 4: am I'm watching the finals and team.
Speaker 2: I don't watching any of the team.
Speaker 3: You've got a fan right here now.
Speaker 1: I mean, and has been playing freking good too, like Halliburton.
Speaker 1: Is he banging he's a little banged up right now, right,
Speaker 1: he got an ankle, but like you, you write it off.
Speaker 1: His stat twelve or fourteen and last shots are like
Speaker 1: and his dad with the whole storyline of his dad
Speaker 1: getting in what's his name's face, Like he's backed that
Speaker 1: shit up. He talks shit, he backed it up with
Speaker 1: his play. You know they I just feel like they
Speaker 1: need another guy. They need one more guy because if
Speaker 1: he doesn't score a lot. Yeah, Seackham's got to get
Speaker 1: hot with Torontos.
Speaker 4: I like you can get hot if the Pacers want
Speaker 4: any chance to win the next two games. Siakam has
Speaker 4: to be hot for eight quarters straight.
Speaker 2: Got it?
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: You've been hooping it all lately, getting your little shot now.
Speaker 4: Jules, I haven't been man, and I miss it. I
Speaker 4: love hooping. It makes me feel good. It takes away
Speaker 4: my stress. It makes me feel jacked as well. It
Speaker 4: just brings your athleticism out. You're the way you can
Speaker 4: just run up and down the court. It just feels amazing,
Speaker 4: like it's one of the best workouts you can do.
Speaker 4: And I miss playing. I practice a lot. A couple
Speaker 4: of years ago with a guy up in Rhode Island.
Speaker 4: You know who's actually an assistant coach for the Providence
Speaker 4: Friars on the basketball squad there, so shout out to
Speaker 4: get right. But I haven't played lately, man, I gotta
Speaker 4: get back on the court. With that being said, Jewels,
Speaker 4: let's get to the voicemauls.
Speaker 3: Let's voice. Let's just let's get to the voicemauls again.
Speaker 1: That number is five six, one, two, zero, three eight
Speaker 1: nine voicemails.
Speaker 7: Hey, Jueles, Hey Gronk. This is Renee from Augusta, Maine.
Speaker 7: As you guys know, summer is approaching and I was
Speaker 7: just wondering what is your guys' go to or favorite
Speaker 7: summer movie. Mine, I would say, is Jaws. My family
Speaker 7: and I we watch it pretty much every day from
Speaker 7: Memorial Day to Labor Day. I know that's a lot,
Speaker 7: but we just love that movie so much. So put
Speaker 7: your guys's favorite summer movie. Love the podcast.
Speaker 1: Keep it up well, Renee from Augusta, Maine. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you've been on the internet lately, there's been
Speaker 1: thirty foot Great White sharks literally probably seventy miles away
Speaker 1: from you. Probably wouldn't want to watch the movie that
Speaker 1: gives me ptsd about going into any big body of water.
Speaker 1: But one of my favorite movie flicks of the summer
Speaker 1: Roberto right off the Dutch hair, Easy Independence Day, Will Smith,
Speaker 1: Nona fucking knocking out the dude. The aliens, No, Nona,
Speaker 1: we all came together to defeat the aliens. We all
Speaker 1: need to maybe we need to be attacked by aliens
Speaker 1: so we all can come together as.
Speaker 4: A warld Hey, Hey, Jules for president. Let the aliens in?
Speaker 2: Well, please know, please know, I.
Speaker 4: Would say my favorite. What about your favorite summer flick?
Speaker 4: It's obvious you know I'm gonna go with Happy Gilmore.
Speaker 4: It's my favorite movie of all time. And why I'm
Speaker 4: gonna pick Happy Gilmore as well is because Happy Gilmore
Speaker 4: Too was coming out in July, so I can't wait
Speaker 4: to see it. And I already told my boys from
Speaker 4: back home, you know in Buffalo, that I'm not watching
Speaker 4: Happy Gilmore Too unless if I'm with Nasty Nate dogg
Speaker 4: and you know who, Nasty Nate Thogs. Nasty Nate Dog
Speaker 4: and I have Happy Gilmore growing up religiously. So we
Speaker 4: made a promise we watching Happy Gilmour two together when
Speaker 4: it comes out, and the next time I'm in Buffalo.
Speaker 2: Let's go. Good question.
Speaker 8: Hey what I'm doing? This is Jordan from Kansas City.
Speaker 8: I wanted to know who was your guys's favorite people
Speaker 8: to party with whenever you guys were players and stuff
Speaker 8: and you guys were going out, who were the best
Speaker 8: people that were best times?
Speaker 4: Well, also before we just started, Renee, I got something
Speaker 4: for you.
Speaker 3: Shoot up boom. I love doing that as well.
Speaker 4: Whenever I'm out on the golf course and I drained
Speaker 4: a shot, Shoot upoom boom. All right, back to Jordan.
Speaker 4: All right, Jordan, you're from Kansas City. You want to
Speaker 4: know who our favorite people to party with whenever we
Speaker 4: were players and who to go out with? Well, I'm
Speaker 4: sitting and doing this podcast with one of my favorite jewels.
Speaker 4: Danny Amendola.
Speaker 3: Was great.
Speaker 4: Love going out with Jamdler, Jones, ak A and Black Ronk.
Speaker 3: He just had, you know, smooth this and his game
Speaker 3: cham was just so fun.
Speaker 4: He was down just to have a good time at
Speaker 4: any time and bust a dance, move out wherever we were.
Speaker 2: Uh or a flow?
Speaker 3: What about Shane or flow? What about Shane Verne Jewels.
Speaker 1: Shaney Dane Fletcher was always young. This is like when
Speaker 1: we were young. It was those are the Nico Kudovits
Speaker 1: just kind of slithered on the tally.
Speaker 4: Bannakane, oh the first.
Speaker 2: He was the first one to ever bring me out.
Speaker 3: Yes, splash, shout out, shout.
Speaker 4: Out the splash. That was my first nightclub, slash bar
Speaker 4: that I've hit that when I got into the city
Speaker 4: of Boston and Jules, you were there that night, So
Speaker 4: shout out that.
Speaker 1: That's the infamous shrimp that you stole from someone else's slider. Well,
Speaker 1: they walked by, this lady goes like this, and Rob's
Speaker 1: so tall he just goes, oh, thank you.
Speaker 4: She didn't even notice, and then delivered the shrimp to
Speaker 4: the end table and they didn't know either.
Speaker 3: I got skills like that.
Speaker 2: What's the next question?
Speaker 7: I think the twenty sixteen Cowboys is a top ten
Speaker 7: team of all time.
Speaker 4: Well, the twenty sixteen Cowboys, I mean who was their
Speaker 4: quarter their quarterback in twenty sixteen.
Speaker 1: He beat the brakes off them. That was the first year.
Speaker 1: That was when Romo got hurt.
Speaker 3: It was their backup and then Dak came in.
Speaker 4: This guy's smoking, Hey's smoking something. What was their record
Speaker 4: that year?
Speaker 3: Top ten?
Speaker 1: They were thirteen and three all time. This is didn't
Speaker 1: we go into did we play them this year? Or
Speaker 1: was that fifth? That was fifteen when Tony was hurt
Speaker 1: and then they drafted Dak this that offseason thinking Tony
Speaker 1: was going to come back.
Speaker 2: I don't think he can make it back. Best team
Speaker 2: of all time.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, top team, top ten, not even close ten team
Speaker 4: of all time.
Speaker 2: Not even close.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree this.
Speaker 2: I mean thirteen three is a good team in the
Speaker 2: regular road to get necked down, you get knocked down
Speaker 2: the first.
Speaker 4: Roundly be a top five team for that year. But nah,
Speaker 4: I disagree with this guy. I disagree.
Speaker 1: Next question, Hey, dudes, Marcos from Texas Big Big Fan.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna make it quick. If you guys had to
Speaker 6: build an offense of the Patriots past players Yu, Jules Grond,
Speaker 6: Tony Michelle, Randy Moss, and you had to choose a quarterback,
Speaker 6: but it can't be Brady receiver, running back, et cetera.
Speaker 6: How would you guys go do it?
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 2: We're just picking the quarterback.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're just picking the quarterback.
Speaker 2: And can't be Brady m mm hmmm.
Speaker 4: Cannot be Tommy. It can be any other quarterback out there.
Speaker 4: It doesn't have to be a quarterback that played for
Speaker 4: the New England Patriots in the past as well. I
Speaker 4: was gonna go. I was thinking already in my mind
Speaker 4: because I think it would be super cool to play
Speaker 4: with him. Uh you know, I love his style, I
Speaker 4: love his game. It reminds me of myself at the
Speaker 4: quarterback position. But Josh Allen, you know, that was a
Speaker 4: no brainer for Josh Brander. For me, that was the
Speaker 4: quarterback that popped up in my head.
Speaker 2: I would not mind.
Speaker 1: Having Josh Allen with that with our offense, because look
Speaker 1: the proofs in the pudding. He loved throwing kolb Easley
Speaker 1: loves throwing to what's his what's our new guy?
Speaker 2: I like Shakiro.
Speaker 1: He likes throwing to Shakir, he likes throwing the slots,
Speaker 1: and he likes throwing a tight end. Well, he's never
Speaker 1: had a tight end like you. So I would love
Speaker 1: Josh Allen, but I I would love I'd love to
Speaker 1: have Burrow. Oh, Joey b someone in the pocket. You
Speaker 1: know he could talk. I mean, with that choice, I
Speaker 1: think Joe Burrow. I mean, you would love to have Mahomes,
Speaker 1: but I don't Mahome Our our our offense is a
Speaker 1: little different.
Speaker 2: There's a little let there's a little more drop back pass.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, Mahome's pretty good too, but
Speaker 2: I think Burrow.
Speaker 1: I don't want someone running as much as Mahomes on
Speaker 1: those third those third downs. I want him throwing because
Speaker 1: I want those third points. You got to convert third
Speaker 1: downs to get touchdowns, and I like them third downs.
Speaker 2: So Gronks score touchdown, ah.
Speaker 3: Borrow and Allen two choices you can't argue with.
Speaker 2: I'll take either or that's a your question.
Speaker 9: Any Gronk and Jules. I was wondering if any of
Speaker 9: you guys ever shit yourself during a game.
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 4: Oh shit, I have oh shit, that's all I gotta say.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, Larry is a shit on the sideline. Shut
Speaker 1: shut out Paul Pierce because I think he made he
Speaker 1: technically said he did not ship his pants.
Speaker 4: This is the closest I've ever came to shitting in
Speaker 4: my pants while playing in a football game. I've had
Speaker 4: to take plenty of shits before while playing the game.
Speaker 4: But that's when you go, you know, underneath the tunnel,
Speaker 4: and you go inside real quick and you hit that
Speaker 4: bathroom that's super close, you know.
Speaker 3: What I'm talking about in the tunnel.
Speaker 4: And then I just pulled down my pants really quick
Speaker 4: and just take the quickest dump and have the worst
Speaker 4: wipe ever and wash my hands real quick. I probably
Speaker 4: still have poop all over my hands, and I put
Speaker 4: my hand back in the glove and I still catch
Speaker 4: the ball.
Speaker 3: Even with poopy hands. But that's probably the closest I've
Speaker 3: ever had.
Speaker 4: What I have I have after games. I have ripped
Speaker 4: huge farts while playing, you know, in games, and then
Speaker 4: after I've bet are.
Speaker 3: Juicy, really really juicy, and.
Speaker 4: Then I oh, now my trousers and I'm like, oh shit,
Speaker 4: I got some serious, serious poop stains on my trousers
Speaker 4: right now. So that's the closest. But that's the closest
Speaker 4: I've ever been. The shit in my pants in the game.
Speaker 1: I've never shipped my pants. I don't think I did,
Speaker 1: but I remember a kid shitting his pants and pop
Speaker 1: Warner ones.
Speaker 2: You would think by the time we got.
Speaker 1: To the league, we knew the pre the pregame, the
Speaker 1: pregame routine on not to shit your pants and dial
Speaker 1: in your clo I shit like clockwork at the same
Speaker 1: time every day two shits before ten o'clock.
Speaker 4: And why it's really hard to ship your pants during
Speaker 4: a game, it's because your nerves are flowing so hard
Speaker 4: throughout your body in the pregame is that you basically
Speaker 4: release everything that's loose in your body before the game
Speaker 4: starts because of the nerves. I probably take two to
Speaker 4: three extra dumps just because of the nerves. I've seen
Speaker 4: so many other players too. While I'm going, They're running
Speaker 4: to the bathroom and they just pull down their pays
Speaker 4: so quick and come, wow, wait, it all just comes out,
Speaker 4: and it's just not a normal dump.
Speaker 3: It's called nerve dumps, and it just flies out of you.
Speaker 2: In the locker room.
Speaker 1: Shitting is like a yawn or it's kind of like
Speaker 1: you know, when women are all and living in the
Speaker 1: same house, they're periods, don't they sync up? They sync
Speaker 1: up like our shitting schedules would all shit up, so
Speaker 1: like you would go and it's crazy ten o'clock before
Speaker 1: a game. There's fifteen stalls, fifteen guys battleshit's in the
Speaker 1: bathroom left and right, conversations. You hear guys fucking talking
Speaker 1: to their wife, yelling at their kid from the phone,
Speaker 1: there's been like the conversations in the ship room. It's
Speaker 1: fucking disgusting. But there is a door. There's a door
Speaker 1: open dump pulhy jeels.
Speaker 4: Those conversations are shitty.
Speaker 3: All right, next question, This is gross. Let's let's get
Speaker 3: on to the next question.
Speaker 2: Next question. We'll be right back after this quick break.
Speaker 10: Hey, what's the pet peeve you have with either a
Speaker 10: teammate an opponent on the field or off the field,
Speaker 10: practice or game or what's what's the pet peeve you have?
Speaker 2: Pet peeve?
Speaker 4: I would say, I love when my teammates, you know,
Speaker 4: blast music in the locker room. But the biggest pet
Speaker 4: peeve I have is when it's like music that doesn't
Speaker 4: relate to anyone else. There's a lot of music out
Speaker 4: there that relates to the majority of the locker room.
Speaker 4: You can you can hit eighty percent of the guys
Speaker 4: in the locker room, you know, with the tunes that
Speaker 4: you're playing. But when someone puts on music that's hardcore
Speaker 4: of a of a you know genre, it it doesn't
Speaker 4: go well and it doesn't flow well. And that's kind
Speaker 4: of a pet peeve for myself. But I never really
Speaker 4: say anything. That's when you just put the headphones on,
Speaker 4: or you just go out to practice and listen to
Speaker 4: the music out there.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 1: My biggest pet peeve pregame is when people are trying
Speaker 1: to fucking talk to me. Other teams trying to come
Speaker 1: up and fucking buddy buddy key key with me, Nah
Speaker 1: dog gnaw dog tech talk to me after the game,
Speaker 1: talk to me after with you.
Speaker 3: Saying that this just, you know, get clicked.
Speaker 4: What about a coach coming up to you to give
Speaker 4: you a pointer that he's already given you fifteen times
Speaker 4: that week when you're trying to prepare for the game,
Speaker 4: you're doing your thing, and they come up to you
Speaker 4: again to give you that point.
Speaker 3: Here, you just want to look at him. I know, coach,
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: See me and chatty. Chattio knew when he that was
Speaker 1: Chattio's superpower as a coach. He knew I like to
Speaker 1: be reiterated certain coaching points, certain things throughout practice, right
Speaker 1: before the game, and Chattio knew when and knew when
Speaker 1: not to because he could read my body language on
Speaker 1: how I was going into a game, if I need
Speaker 1: a little pump, you know, hey, if he knew what
Speaker 1: to do, so I didn't really mind that I just
Speaker 1: or a lot of the times like.
Speaker 2: The pet peeve.
Speaker 1: You know, you know when you're the last guy to
Speaker 1: catch the punt, Like I would always catch the last
Speaker 1: punt plus to the plush, the negative fifty punt. It
Speaker 1: was like the last punt and they would kick it
Speaker 1: into the other team's side, you know, m h from
Speaker 1: the end zone. We would do the field goal field
Speaker 1: or a punt, and then you do the field goal
Speaker 1: field goal, and then we end go in the locker room.
Speaker 2: Well, I'd be the last guy. Sometimes.
Speaker 1: My pet peeve was on our fucking punter, who's trying
Speaker 1: to fucking be fucking Richard Cannon arm lay guy and
Speaker 1: show the whole stadium that he can punt it eighty
Speaker 1: yards And I got to fucking navigate through a goddamn
Speaker 1: dB drow by the goddamn Steelers. I'm going into uncharted territory,
Speaker 1: behind enemy lines, getting shit talked because we're over here
Speaker 1: trying to show off our leg. We can't just do
Speaker 1: a nice Aussie punt keep me in the middle, like
Speaker 1: we almost got in fights. We had to dial that back.
Speaker 1: That was a huge pet peeve because I'm already too
Speaker 1: fired up before a game. I don't need any more.
Speaker 1: I'm getting fired up right now, getting pregame.
Speaker 3: We were always fired up.
Speaker 4: And going back to that coaching point, I can tell
Speaker 4: you this though, I never messed up that coaching point
Speaker 4: out on the field, even though I would be aggravated
Speaker 4: that I had to hear that coaching point one more
Speaker 4: time in the locker room right before the game. But
Speaker 4: it got you to miserable mess up that play. So
Speaker 4: that's a good thing right there. That's a good thing.
Speaker 4: That's a pet peeve.
Speaker 3: That that's a positive pet peeve.
Speaker 1: Another pet peeve would be when we'd have a walk
Speaker 1: through for the walkthrough.
Speaker 3: For the walk through, that drove me freaking crazy.
Speaker 2: We will walk through, which.
Speaker 1: Looking back, you know, not being a player anymore, it
Speaker 1: made us really good.
Speaker 2: We needed it.
Speaker 1: But when you have to walk through the same fucking
Speaker 1: play that you've been doing for you know it's for
Speaker 1: not just for us, but it was for all of
Speaker 1: us to have the confidence in everyone to see everyone
Speaker 1: do it. You know, you can get repetitive when you're
Speaker 1: doing the same thing. I liked it a little bit,
Speaker 1: but it was also like it takes the breath out
Speaker 1: of you after doing it.
Speaker 2: Five times in a row.
Speaker 9: Mm hmmm, yeah, dudes, who's a better pickball player?
Speaker 8: Jules Robbie.
Speaker 1: I think Rob's pretty good, and he's got a pick
Speaker 1: a ball coach, like he we went to the pickle
Speaker 1: ball thing, yet he had coach working with me with
Speaker 1: prehand that he's worked with so and he's got length and.
Speaker 2: Rob could just play that net I would.
Speaker 4: Just say I'm better by default, just because I'm so lanky,
Speaker 4: Like it's hard to hit the ball over my head.
Speaker 4: It's haired to hit the ball, you know, to the
Speaker 4: left or right without me getting it. But Jules is
Speaker 4: way quicker than myself, so we're actually a good time.
Speaker 4: Here's the problem is that we don't really truly know
Speaker 4: who's better because we barely play, so like, in order
Speaker 4: to truly know who's better, we would both have to
Speaker 4: train for like two weeks and then have you know,
Speaker 4: one a one versus one battle, and that would kind
Speaker 4: of determine it. But when you barely play and you
Speaker 4: play sporadically once every year, and you can't really determine who's.
Speaker 3: Better because yeah, okay, okay, I'll take it. I'm better.
Speaker 3: I like that. J will thank you.
Speaker 10: Bro Their Providence had a smashing good time at Gronk's
Speaker 10: pickle ball for a purpose, a great purpose smashing. Uh
Speaker 10: grace to meet you, Kyler. I got to shake hands, Kyler.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, June, And you are one sweaty fella.
Speaker 3: Keep yet.
Speaker 1: I'm a sweater, always have been. Why do you think
Speaker 1: I wore two pairs of gloves in the game. I'd
Speaker 1: sweat right through those bits.
Speaker 4: The reason why you're a sweaty fellow is because you
Speaker 4: were going well. You were acting like an absolute maniac
Speaker 4: out there on the pickleball court and warm ups all
Speaker 4: the way to the first game.
Speaker 3: You didn't stop. You were like.
Speaker 4: You And even when the ball wasn't hit to you,
Speaker 4: you were moving and running around in circles and keeping
Speaker 4: your feet.
Speaker 1: Chopping mental rep so mental rep. What if you didn't
Speaker 1: what if it got through you? I'm there to back
Speaker 1: you up. It's like a hard ninety and baseball Okay,
Speaker 1: Like when I like when when coach Nicolopolis used to
Speaker 1: say he was just he was my old coach in
Speaker 1: high school. I used to have to throw the wide route.
Speaker 1: It was like nineteen thirties football. Anytime a quarterback used
Speaker 1: to throw a wide route. He had to run to
Speaker 1: the flat just in case, just in case it was
Speaker 1: picked off. So every time I threw the ball to
Speaker 1: the flat, I'd have to chase the ball just in
Speaker 1: case it was a shitty throw and the guy undercut
Speaker 1: and picked it off.
Speaker 2: So I can tackle him.
Speaker 1: So you know, that's it's just all the little things details.
Speaker 9: Okay, So hear me out. I'm an NFL owner and
Speaker 9: we just won the Super Bowl. I get to the
Speaker 9: team and say, hey, I got an idea. How do
Speaker 9: we forego getting rings this year and instead we have
Speaker 9: giant blinged out watches. How would the players feel about
Speaker 9: something like that?
Speaker 2: I'd love to know. I'm a ring guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the ring is the tradition, a blinged out watch.
Speaker 4: I don't think everyone would be on the same page.
Speaker 4: It's definitely a ring. No hands after busts. It's a ring,
Speaker 4: rings and things.
Speaker 3: It's a ring.
Speaker 9: And I just wondering, between you two has the best
Speaker 9: game danger.
Speaker 4: I can answer this. Julian by Fire has the best
Speaker 4: game day drip. I'm a guy that was showing up
Speaker 4: in a T shirt, you know, jim shorts and sandals.
Speaker 4: Julian came what style every single time he arrived to
Speaker 4: that stadium. Jules, can you, you know, give us more
Speaker 4: details about your drip that.
Speaker 1: T l ye because I got it. Remember it was
Speaker 1: that blink check s t y l E Because I
Speaker 1: got it. Uh, I fucking love that ship. I used
Speaker 1: to theme up my my outfits pregame, like if we
Speaker 1: were playing in Chicago, or like I would wear like
Speaker 1: an al Capone style fucking suit, or you know, if
Speaker 1: we were in Miami. I keep it a little Miami vice.
Speaker 1: He keep a little open up. He keep a dying
Speaker 1: on it. You know, go out to Cali, keep it
Speaker 1: a little more chill. I'd like to dress the part
Speaker 1: because I was going into a mindset, and I'll bring
Speaker 1: in my when it was the foliage, you'd come out
Speaker 1: in fox bur I'd get my Harrison Ford beautiful look,
Speaker 1: going like I'm just going to work.
Speaker 2: I like that stuff. It's costume show.
Speaker 3: He told you, Jewles got some style. He like a
Speaker 3: crock of dial.
Speaker 12: What's up in Gronk and Jewels? This is Bird from Kentucky.
Speaker 12: I've recently called into Kentucky sports radio a few times
Speaker 12: to bitch and complain about Kentucky not using a grass
Speaker 12: field for the football program. Recently, coach Belichick changed North
Speaker 12: Carolina's field from turf back to grass, and I wanted
Speaker 12: to know what your guys' thoughts on the turf versus
Speaker 12: grass football field debate. Love the show and keep up good.
Speaker 1: Work, easy grass, and especially where they're at, he said,
Speaker 1: Kentucky in North Carolina, those get those Bermuda grass is
Speaker 1: which you're spongy and it's like a fast grass.
Speaker 2: Those are fast.
Speaker 1: When you're in the South, you can get fast grass
Speaker 1: like not when you get up in the North you
Speaker 1: get those like Kentucky bluegrasses.
Speaker 2: Like when you get to.
Speaker 1: What is it the Steelers when they used to have it,
Speaker 1: or Packers or Chicago, they have like a longer grass.
Speaker 1: But I like, I always love that Florida grass, that Bermuda.
Speaker 1: Whenever you went to those southern states, they always had
Speaker 1: great grass, fast grass, fast track.
Speaker 2: Just better for your body too.
Speaker 3: M hmm. Well, bird from Kentucky.
Speaker 4: Usually people don't like when other people bitch and complain, but.
Speaker 3: You have a pass on this one.
Speaker 4: This is very acceptable that you're bitching and complaint because
Speaker 4: grass absolutely dominates turf for the reasons that Julian said.
Speaker 4: But on top of it, as well. When you get
Speaker 4: tackled and you land on grass, it's so much more
Speaker 4: comfort and so much more you know, style as well,
Speaker 4: so much more give and you don't get that turf
Speaker 4: burn on some nice grass, especially that Bermuda grass that
Speaker 4: Julian was talking about. So grass definitely, I'm my ass.
Speaker 2: Big Bermuda guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, playing surfaces, Astro turf's the worst, regular turfs the
Speaker 1: second worst, or the new turf. Bermuda grass is number one.
Speaker 1: Kentucky Blue is number two. Basketball court awful, basketball court,
Speaker 1: parking lot, parking.
Speaker 2: Lot jewels, no knees.
Speaker 3: Hey, love about dirt Road Little dirt road jewels.
Speaker 1: Well, you mean the Raiders Stadium back when we played
Speaker 1: there in twenty eleven with the fucking infield there.
Speaker 2: I mean we did that too.
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Speaker 4: And don't you worry everyone, we have one more call
Speaker 4: to go, the most important call of the day.
Speaker 1: Hey, Julian and grunk this is coldon I'm from mid Region,
Speaker 1: New Hampshire.
Speaker 6: Had a quick question for you guys.
Speaker 1: Out of the two of you, right, if you.
Speaker 8: Were in on an island, who would survive the longest?
Speaker 12: All right, thanks, you guys love the show.
Speaker 3: Keep it up well, well before we get into it.
Speaker 4: It really wouldn't be a competition who would survive the
Speaker 4: longest because Julian and I would be sitting there and
Speaker 4: teaming up with each other to help each other out
Speaker 4: so we could both survive while being on the island.
Speaker 4: And it's a hard question because Julian's super scrappy, super smart,
Speaker 4: will figure out ways, you know, to get through while
Speaker 4: we're on the island. And then same with myself when
Speaker 4: it comes down to that crunch time. I can dig
Speaker 4: really really deep and figure out situations for myself, you know,
Speaker 4: to survive. Hunt, you know, get some fish, whatever it is,
Speaker 4: kill an animal.
Speaker 3: So we would help each other out and we wouldn't
Speaker 3: let each other die.
Speaker 4: I can tell you that brain and brawn, But if
Speaker 4: you really really had to answer that in both, you
Speaker 4: really really had to answer.
Speaker 11: That that that's tough, that is tough, I would have
Speaker 11: I would say, whoever has more meat on their bones,
Speaker 11: whoever ate more Following that trip to that island before
Speaker 11: we got stuck, I would become a fat ass.
Speaker 4: I would survive longer than Julian them. I would put
Speaker 4: on like thirty fricking pounds, so I can just, you know,
Speaker 4: survive off of that extra thirty pounds and just have
Speaker 4: fuel and use all that fat to survive, while Jules
Speaker 4: is just so jacked that he doesn't have that extra
Speaker 4: fat for energy. So I would beat his ass because
Speaker 4: of that reason. So I would fatten up and win
Speaker 4: by win by a margin.
Speaker 1: That's some smart, smart thing you gotta you gotta think
Speaker 1: about this.
Speaker 3: Let's hear it.
Speaker 1: We're on a desserted island. Castaway probably have tigers. Casa
Speaker 1: Vibe probably have tigers. Full cast Vibes probably have tigers.
Speaker 1: Some kind of predator on there. They see something big,
Speaker 1: they're going after that. I can hide in like little
Speaker 1: nooks and fucking caves, and shit, you couldn't. You couldn't
Speaker 1: even get in a cave because your shoulders are fucking
Speaker 1: thirty nine inches wide.
Speaker 4: I'm a cave man. Camille complaints twenty four to seven
Speaker 4: that I eat like a coat that I eat like
Speaker 4: a caveman every time I sit down for dinner. I
Speaker 4: don't use a fork. I don't use a spoon. I
Speaker 4: don't use a knife. I use my hands only, so
Speaker 4: I'm more prepared in those situations. Don't be saying I
Speaker 4: won't be Yeah.
Speaker 3: I can fit in a cave.
Speaker 1: You're a caveman in how you act. Cavemen were really
Speaker 1: like three foot two. You are like a giant. You
Speaker 1: were Andre the giant. Are you getting me? I mean
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Man. Can you climb trees?
Speaker 3: I can climb trees in that situation.
Speaker 2: Start a fire. I can start a fire, right.
Speaker 5: I'll take two sticks. I can start amashing those sticks together.
Speaker 5: I'll start the ship out.
Speaker 3: I'll be rubbing those sticks.
Speaker 1: You can start the ship out of a fire. Whoever
Speaker 1: starts fire first wins.
Speaker 4: I'll start that fire first. I'm a pyro. I was
Speaker 4: a pyro growing up. I love fire. Probably know how
Speaker 4: to deal with fires. I know how to start bomb fires.
Speaker 4: Probably should not come to LA, but say, we're not
Speaker 4: worried about who survives longer. We're working together as a team.
Speaker 4: Like who's the brain? I feel like that you would
Speaker 4: have the idea.
Speaker 1: I think it goes back and forth. I agree both
Speaker 1: have knowledgeable shit on different stuff.
Speaker 4: And the thing is you would you would come up
Speaker 4: with something and I would execute it, you know, but
Speaker 4: you would come up with something like and you would
Speaker 4: execute it randomly that that we would that I would
Speaker 4: think of like, oh man, yeah, we should do that,
Speaker 4: and then I would come up with the infrastructure on
Speaker 4: how to execute your game plan, and then you would
Speaker 4: go out and we would execute it.
Speaker 1: What would be I'm just scared of the bugs and shit,
Speaker 1: dude in the world, Like, what do how do we know?
Speaker 1: We're you know, that's the stuff. It's not the big stuff.
Speaker 1: It's like we're sleeping down, you get bit by a
Speaker 1: goddamn scorpion that poisons you, and you're done.
Speaker 4: So basically, whoever is the better luck would survive the longest.
Speaker 4: I mean, what's out there on the island. There's so
Speaker 4: many circumstances and so much that can go into this question.
Speaker 3: I mean, say, like there's just fish all.
Speaker 4: Around, and there's really no other wild animals that can
Speaker 4: attack us and take us down, And there's no random
Speaker 4: snakes or predators that can get us and bite us,
Speaker 4: No random spiders that can bite us and poison us.
Speaker 3: That we would survive forever. We would survive until we're
Speaker 3: one hundred years old.
Speaker 4: We would actually actually live till about one hundred and
Speaker 4: fifty because we would have no poison in us.
Speaker 3: We would just have fish.
Speaker 4: Only we would be jack eddy a right jacked. This
Speaker 4: shit we would be because we wouldn't even have any carves.
Speaker 4: We would just have protein for every single meal and as.
Speaker 1: Long as there's been and it is probably on the trees.
Speaker 1: I mean we were surviving to get those cars.
Speaker 4: We would find a coconut tree and shake that freaking
Speaker 4: tree until all the coconuts fall down your lights.
Speaker 3: There we go to jewels. We should actually go to
Speaker 3: this island. We should find an island and just go
Speaker 3: there and live, because we would live forever.
Speaker 2: Did we get a lighter?
Speaker 3: Now we got to make our own fire. We get
Speaker 3: no lighter, and we don't We don't need.
Speaker 4: Clothes, don't just underwear or something just so we don't
Speaker 4: got to look at each other.
Speaker 1: I just put a leaf there we go, two leaves
Speaker 1: and and fucking a string from one of the packages
Speaker 1: that we.
Speaker 4: Like, you're in the BC era. But if we were
Speaker 4: on an island. What would be like the thing you
Speaker 4: feared most? Like would it be a shark? Say, everything's
Speaker 4: in play, like every animals in play. What animal would
Speaker 4: you fear the most?
Speaker 3: Jewels? A shark, a lion, or some some.
Speaker 2: Shit that I ain't never seeing.
Speaker 3: Somehow this island still has dinosaurs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like we're the something I would be looking for,
Speaker 1: like velociraptors or some lizard that's fucking crazy, a snake hmm.
Speaker 1: Like Like the real question is would you eat me
Speaker 1: if I died of natural causes and the fish went?
Speaker 2: You know you're getting protein?
Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, I'm getting protein with that box or body
Speaker 4: that you got just all muscle lean.
Speaker 1: That'd be like eating advice, and I wouldn't. You might
Speaker 1: want to eat you, might get I want to eat you.
Speaker 1: I think I would eat I want to eat you
Speaker 1: if if you were.
Speaker 4: Someone random that I didn't know, Yes, but I know
Speaker 4: you too well. I would rather die first before I
Speaker 4: ate you to survive.
Speaker 2: It's a good man.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think I could eat someone.
Speaker 4: I actually just watched that movie where that plane crashed.
Speaker 4: I don't In the Swiss mountains, I'm pretty sure, and
Speaker 4: they eventually had to eat each other. It was a
Speaker 4: tough movie to watch in those circumstances. It was a
Speaker 4: really good movie, but it was tough to watch a
Speaker 4: human eat another human to survive.
Speaker 2: You know about the Donner Pass, right, Nah?
Speaker 3: What's that?
Speaker 1: Like the old organ Trail. There was like a family
Speaker 1: that came over like the Sierra Nevadas mountains during the winter,
Speaker 1: and it started out with a bunch of people and
Speaker 1: everyone started dying because they ran out all they didn't
Speaker 1: bring enough supplies and they were freezing, and they started
Speaker 1: to eating each other. Called the Donner Pass.
Speaker 3: Never heard of it.
Speaker 1: What if you slipped fell and you had to, like
Speaker 1: you had a huge infection grown in your arm? Could
Speaker 1: you cut off your arm?
Speaker 3: No, I would just jump in the ocean.
Speaker 4: Let the saltwater take care of that business, because saltwater
Speaker 4: heels all saltwater would get rid of that infection. I
Speaker 4: would sit there. It would burn, it would burn like
Speaker 4: a mofo. But I would sit there until that burn
Speaker 4: goes away and that infection goes away. And then if
Speaker 4: I had to if that didn't work, I would cut
Speaker 4: off my arm. But then how would you like, how
Speaker 4: would you stop the blood from you know, the blood
Speaker 4: from Believe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, tonicate it with like some fucking branch, a thin branch.
Speaker 1: What I would do, I'd take well, I saw some
Speaker 1: ban on Instagram. You take branches and you can like
Speaker 1: rip off the things of the branch to make like
Speaker 1: a and then you could braid it to make a rope.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: So I'd probably have to take before I cut my
Speaker 1: arm off, I'd probably break a nice rope, tourniquit it,
Speaker 1: then go. Then I'd go find some to chew on
Speaker 1: while I fucking rip it off.
Speaker 4: What would we do for fun? I already know, I
Speaker 4: already know jewels. You don't even got an answer. We
Speaker 4: would probably find a tree branch that's kind of similar
Speaker 4: to a baseball bat. This brings me back to when
Speaker 4: we bunted, you know, when we dented the Lombardi Trophy,
Speaker 4: when I bump you with it, And we would have
Speaker 4: a tree branch that represents that baseball bat, and we
Speaker 4: would find a little rock and we would play baseball
Speaker 4: throughout the whole entire island. We would probably build our
Speaker 4: own little fans, have a couple bases out there, use
Speaker 4: the coca nuts as bases, you know, and we would
Speaker 4: just be throwing ball all day long, where we would
Speaker 4: come back and we would be better than Big Poppy.
Speaker 3: On the Red Sox.
Speaker 2: Maybe Marco Polo in the water one day.
Speaker 3: M h.
Speaker 1: I guarantee we would. There would be a It wouldn't
Speaker 1: be like a game. It would just be like, hey,
Speaker 1: I bet you I could hit that fucking I bet
Speaker 1: you I could hit that rock on that mountain with
Speaker 1: this rock. First one to do it has to do
Speaker 1: five push ups.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: We sit there for four hours. It's like an eighty
Speaker 1: yard throw. No one hits it. We were throwing ruin
Speaker 1: our arms have to cut it off because we infect them.
Speaker 1: Fun would be like swimming, probably sleeping frogs. I think
Speaker 1: fun would be like the exploration of the island.
Speaker 4: Home run derby catching fish, spear fishing with branches, catching
Speaker 4: fish with our hands.
Speaker 1: That would be deflating. There's you know, you realize how
Speaker 1: hard it is.
Speaker 4: Waving down every airplane or helicopter that flies over that's
Speaker 4: in the sky, even though there's no chance of them
Speaker 4: seeing us. We'd be waving them down, or every boat
Speaker 4: trying to yell, you know, yell to as loud as possible.
Speaker 1: Make a big o sos out of rocks like that
Speaker 1: would be kind of fun.
Speaker 2: You could make a game out of it.
Speaker 1: Like we're not here to we're here to survive. It's
Speaker 1: not like I think we'd pull the fun out of survival.
Speaker 2: Say we're already thinking, I don't know, I think that
Speaker 2: would be kind of fun.
Speaker 3: This is fun.
Speaker 1: Only thing we need is a case of cores lead on.
Speaker 1: There would be our Oh, we would.
Speaker 3: Grow our beards out, look like real cavemn.
Speaker 1: I wonder how much, like how much weight you'd lose?
Speaker 1: You weight, You would lose hell of weight, like just
Speaker 1: from like the the amount of eating we're so accustomed to.
Speaker 1: You drop that like forty percent, and we'd probably be
Speaker 1: dropping it like eighty percent. You drop that twenty percent
Speaker 1: for a week, you'll lose five ten pounds.
Speaker 2: You do that eighty percent for a year, grunk.
Speaker 1: Would be looking like Jesus Amen, big ass, tall skinned
Speaker 1: a man. Or what if you get like a toothache.
Speaker 1: I remember that in Castaway he didn't knock his two thousand.
Speaker 4: I can tell you this, Jules, if we got stuck
Speaker 4: on the island, it would be the best rehab session
Speaker 4: we ever had.
Speaker 3: No caffeine, no cheue for you.
Speaker 4: Absolutely no alcohol at all around, Like we would come
Speaker 4: back with the cleanest, clearest minds of all times.
Speaker 2: We could make alcohol pretty easy.
Speaker 3: Probably we would be like Tom Brady.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, we probably might come out look like Tom.
Speaker 1: So that's we should just call it the TV twelve method,
Speaker 1: the castaway.
Speaker 3: Should we try out for a Survivor now?
Speaker 2: Jimmy Johnson already beat us to it.
Speaker 3: He's a legend coach.
Speaker 1: Jim's dialed when you do that Survivor shit. We did
Speaker 1: a couple of those on our the thing that we're
Speaker 1: not supposed to talk about, but that Tom posted about
Speaker 1: Jimmy is all in on the TEP like the ball
Speaker 1: coach comes out and that we did the survivor stuff
Speaker 1: and watching him tan with the hair and no shirt
Speaker 1: and like a bandana is just it's natural. And that
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