1 00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:09,560 Speaker 1: It's that time, time, time, Time, Luck and Load. 2 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:15,360 Speaker 2: Michael Vari Show is on the air tonight, chilling new 3 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:18,959 Speaker 2: details about the shooting that left two National guardsmen gravely wounded. 4 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:26,080 Speaker 1: A lone gunman opened fire without provocation ambush style, armed 5 00:00:26,079 --> 00:00:29,120 Speaker 1: with a three point fifty seven Smith and Wesson revolver. 6 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:32,440 Speaker 2: Raman Nola Lockenwall is a twenty nine year old Afghan 7 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:35,800 Speaker 2: national who came to the US in twenty twenty one. 8 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:38,920 Speaker 2: He served in the Afghan Army for ten years. 9 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:43,239 Speaker 3: There are, of course concerns am the lawmakers experts of 10 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:47,400 Speaker 3: practice for saying previous arrivals of large numbers of refugees 11 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:49,159 Speaker 3: from different parts of the world, and that really there 12 00:00:49,159 --> 00:00:53,240 Speaker 3: may be a handful, small handful who are eventually deemed. 13 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:54,400 Speaker 1: A security risk of some kind. 14 00:00:54,440 --> 00:00:58,639 Speaker 3: What reassurances can you make about the screening process and 15 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:01,120 Speaker 3: the attempts to make sure that somebody like that doesn't 16 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:02,720 Speaker 3: make his or her way here. 17 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:05,160 Speaker 1: I can absolutely assure you that no one is coming 18 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:07,760 Speaker 1: into the United States of America who has not been 19 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:11,360 Speaker 1: through a thorough screening and background check process. Well, the 20 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:16,400 Speaker 1: family of specialist Sarah Beckstrom has to bury their daughter, 21 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:22,880 Speaker 1: who was bravely and selflessly serving in our national Guard. 22 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:32,760 Speaker 1: Not because she was off at war and murdered, but 23 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:38,200 Speaker 1: because she was murdered in our nation's capital by a 24 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:41,200 Speaker 1: person who should have never been in this country in 25 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:46,000 Speaker 1: the first place. Sergeant Andrew Staff, Sergeant Andrew Woolf was 26 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:49,280 Speaker 1: with her when they were on patrol and they were ambushed. 27 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:52,960 Speaker 1: The individual who did it, I'm not going to bother 28 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:58,360 Speaker 1: with his name, had driven from the state of Washington 29 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:03,400 Speaker 1: over ementy five hundred miles to Washington, d C. To 30 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:08,960 Speaker 1: kill white people. That is supposedly what he said. He 31 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,280 Speaker 1: clearly wanted to kill Americans. He wanted to do it 32 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:14,120 Speaker 1: in Washington, d C. He wanted to make a political statement. 33 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:17,600 Speaker 1: A lot of people that would like to kill you. 34 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:20,239 Speaker 1: A lot of people around the world would like to 35 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:25,960 Speaker 1: kill you. They resent you, they hate you. They don't 36 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:30,080 Speaker 1: know you. They don't need to because their lives are sad, 37 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:33,480 Speaker 1: Their people are sad, their culture is sad, their country 38 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:37,920 Speaker 1: is sad, pitiful. They want to come here and you 39 00:02:37,919 --> 00:02:42,800 Speaker 1: don't want to go there. They feel left out. They're 40 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:46,560 Speaker 1: like old miss fans. They've been jilted for something better 41 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:51,559 Speaker 1: in LSU. They're mad about it. Why don't you like them. 42 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:54,480 Speaker 1: They would like to live here the way you live, 43 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:58,600 Speaker 1: but they can't because they can't build that for themselves 44 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:08,400 Speaker 1: because they're broken. So September eleventh, nine to eleven, two 45 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:17,120 Speaker 1: thousand and one, whatever you believe happened, happened, and less 46 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:19,920 Speaker 1: than a month later, in fact, about three weeks later, 47 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:25,960 Speaker 1: the United States began our initial invasion under the warmongering 48 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:31,720 Speaker 1: George W. Bush. But okay, we were gonna go get 49 00:03:31,919 --> 00:03:36,040 Speaker 1: Osama bin Laden and I think most people said, yeah, 50 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:39,840 Speaker 1: go get the bastard, hunt him down like a dog 51 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:46,920 Speaker 1: and slaughter him and show the world that we mean business. 52 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:54,800 Speaker 1: October seventh, two thousand and one. Well, the Bush administration 53 00:03:56,120 --> 00:04:01,360 Speaker 1: never got him. They had opportunities to. There was one 54 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:05,000 Speaker 1: point where they could have strafed an area, but it 55 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:09,240 Speaker 1: would have taken two hundred casualties with it, so they 56 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:11,720 Speaker 1: chose not to. And you might say, well, that's fine, 57 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:14,240 Speaker 1: I don't want to kill innocent people. These people were 58 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:16,839 Speaker 1: in his caravan. Well I don't want to kill innocent 59 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:20,480 Speaker 1: people in order to get him. If you don't kill 60 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:24,880 Speaker 1: those two hundred people, you allow far more Americans than 61 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:31,040 Speaker 1: that to die because he continues to run operations. Do 62 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:33,400 Speaker 1: you know how many people, innocent people were injured in 63 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:40,599 Speaker 1: Germany who simply lived in Berlin when the attacks began, 64 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:45,120 Speaker 1: the bombings. That's what it took to get to Hitler. 65 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:50,520 Speaker 1: It wasn't that the Allies were being monsters. It's that 66 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:54,960 Speaker 1: they had to stop the Germans. We had the opportunity 67 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:58,920 Speaker 1: to stop Osama bin Laden, but we didn't, and Bush 68 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:03,880 Speaker 1: left office with our nations still at war, our boys 69 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:11,039 Speaker 1: dying daily in Afghanistan. May two, twenty eleven, ten years 70 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:15,400 Speaker 1: after we invaded. We finally got Osama bin Laden, but 71 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:19,600 Speaker 1: he was in Pakistan, and we knew for approximately two 72 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:21,640 Speaker 1: years that he was in impact. He was in Pakistan, 73 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:24,720 Speaker 1: So why were we still at war in afghan Afghanistan? 74 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:29,680 Speaker 1: You know how brutal war in Afghanistan is. Go read 75 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:33,880 Speaker 1: what Rudyard Kipling wrote about the brit the Englishman dying 76 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:37,600 Speaker 1: in Afghanistan, how brutal it was. Go ask the Russians 77 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:41,320 Speaker 1: about what they did to their soldiers in war before 78 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:47,480 Speaker 1: the Russians fled. You've got several thousand tribes of brutal 79 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:51,800 Speaker 1: people that live amongst the rocks, like scorpions or snakes. 80 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:54,640 Speaker 1: You're never going to beat these people. They're not even 81 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:57,800 Speaker 1: a nation. So why were our people dying? Why did 82 00:05:57,920 --> 00:05:59,560 Speaker 1: we have to be there to then. 83 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,840 Speaker 4: O go like this to need to bring them back 84 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:05,520 Speaker 4: here to the Michael Berry Show podcast improved their love life. 85 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:10,919 Speaker 1: The fifth person didn't deserve one anyway. The President Trump 86 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:15,360 Speaker 1: extricated us from Afghanistan, where we had been for two decades. 87 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:23,440 Speaker 1: And you heard the story of what he told the 88 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:27,479 Speaker 1: Taliban when they came in. He said, if you touch 89 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:29,680 Speaker 1: the hair on one American head, I will destroy you, 90 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:31,720 Speaker 1: and then showed them a picture of where they live. 91 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:37,680 Speaker 1: So he was committed to getting us out of the 92 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:40,440 Speaker 1: forever Wars because unlike the Chinese and the Bushes and 93 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:44,720 Speaker 1: the Bidens and Obamas, he was not beholden to the 94 00:06:44,839 --> 00:06:51,239 Speaker 1: national security complex, the military industrial complex that Eisenhower warned 95 00:06:51,320 --> 00:06:54,480 Speaker 1: us about. Think Eisenhower might have known something about the 96 00:06:54,560 --> 00:07:00,480 Speaker 1: military industrial complex after serving as a Supreme General, supreme 97 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:03,440 Speaker 1: military leader during World War Two and then eight years 98 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:05,960 Speaker 1: as president from fifty two to sixty. Yeah, I think 99 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:08,920 Speaker 1: he might have known something about it. I think when 100 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:13,760 Speaker 1: he warned us he had seen inside the beast. You know, 101 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:18,440 Speaker 1: it's a movie theme that a person will go sheet 102 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:22,120 Speaker 1: white when they learned something that the rest of us 103 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:26,960 Speaker 1: could not handle, knowing we could not handle the truth. 104 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:32,840 Speaker 1: To quote Jack Nicholson, and I think Eisenhower knew very 105 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:36,160 Speaker 1: good and well of what he was speaking. I think 106 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:39,760 Speaker 1: it took great courage for him, after two terms to 107 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:47,160 Speaker 1: give a farewell address, just as Washington did, to say 108 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:54,280 Speaker 1: in a civilian representative democracy of great wealth and strength, 109 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:59,560 Speaker 1: be careful because whatever someone is in the business of doing, 110 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:02,800 Speaker 1: they're going to try to sell more of it. That's capitalism. 111 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:08,240 Speaker 1: That's fine, but be careful what they convince you you 112 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:13,120 Speaker 1: need to buy with your tax dollars. I'm old enough 113 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:16,520 Speaker 1: to remember when our government was forcing people to get 114 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:19,160 Speaker 1: jabbed with what turns out to be a deadly poison 115 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:24,640 Speaker 1: so that big farmer could get rich. Now Robert F. 116 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:28,520 Speaker 1: Kennedy has to be pushed out because he's talking about that. 117 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:33,360 Speaker 1: I'm old enough to remember Anthony Fauci preaching and being 118 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:35,840 Speaker 1: told that Fauci was the god man. He's the knower 119 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:40,000 Speaker 1: of all. He is a devil and he deserves to 120 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:47,000 Speaker 1: be tried. So here we are yet another terror attack 121 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:53,160 Speaker 1: on American soil because of an Afghan national. And so 122 00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:56,440 Speaker 1: we go back to how many of these Afghan nationals 123 00:08:56,480 --> 00:09:02,600 Speaker 1: were brought here and we're told, well, our service members 124 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:04,719 Speaker 1: needed help from them while they're there. I believe that 125 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:09,599 Speaker 1: throughout history that's happened. But why do we have to 126 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:14,360 Speaker 1: bring them here? Were we in Afghanistan for our interests 127 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:18,240 Speaker 1: for the worlds? Because we're told, and we tell the 128 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:20,400 Speaker 1: rest of the world that we're doing all these nice 129 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:24,000 Speaker 1: things for these other countries and the world for humanity, 130 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:27,000 Speaker 1: But yet we always have to pick up the trash 131 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:31,920 Speaker 1: and bring it here and dump it. There was a 132 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:37,200 Speaker 1: pretty good degree of vetting when the Vietnamese resettlement program began, 133 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:42,959 Speaker 1: pretty good degree of vetting, and all in all, that's 134 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:47,240 Speaker 1: turned out to be resettlement wise, a pretty successful program. 135 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:57,760 Speaker 1: But the Vietnamese people were an industrious people, family related 136 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:08,320 Speaker 1: who shared some values. Their Buddhist values, their pro education, 137 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:14,640 Speaker 1: their hard work. Those aligned nicely with Calvinism, Christ based 138 00:10:14,679 --> 00:10:18,360 Speaker 1: though it is so you can see them working here. 139 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:25,000 Speaker 1: In fact, you could argue that the Vietnamese immigrants embraced 140 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:31,600 Speaker 1: the American way, the American dream more than some Americans, 141 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:37,120 Speaker 1: certainly more than some cultures have. And that's why there's 142 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:40,520 Speaker 1: one group that owns the convenience stores and the liquor 143 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:45,280 Speaker 1: stores and the small businesses in communities, and another group 144 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:53,319 Speaker 1: that's walking in and complaining about them. It's cultural. But 145 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:56,880 Speaker 1: the Taliban was not the only group of bad people 146 00:10:56,920 --> 00:11:02,560 Speaker 1: in Afghanistan. There have been a number of service members 147 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:07,720 Speaker 1: who've spoken out since this attack who have made the statement, listen, 148 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:12,400 Speaker 1: I served in Afghanistan. These people don't share our values. 149 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:25,200 Speaker 1: These people condone the rape of children, especially boys. It's 150 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:31,080 Speaker 1: part and parcel of the culture. For all the talk 151 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:34,000 Speaker 1: of feminism over the years, and the glorious steynems and 152 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:40,079 Speaker 1: the Camille Paulia, where has been the opposition to people 153 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:42,400 Speaker 1: who believe that women should not go out in public 154 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:48,040 Speaker 1: without their face covered, that women shouldn't vote, or hold jobs, 155 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:52,800 Speaker 1: or drive or speak. Are we supposed to pretend this 156 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:57,240 Speaker 1: isn't the case because we might offend somebody here, Good grief. 157 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:02,640 Speaker 1: What a sad nation we become. What a sad nation 158 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:05,120 Speaker 1: we become that we are afraid to state what we 159 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:08,640 Speaker 1: know to be true. And there are victims to this, 160 00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:13,280 Speaker 1: because at some point you're overrun. A friend sent me 161 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:15,199 Speaker 1: an email, I'll not have to read fast this morning, 162 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:22,679 Speaker 1: and he was talking about a book he read. It 163 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:25,839 Speaker 1: was actually he read. He listened to the audiobook, and 164 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:28,520 Speaker 1: he said, I recently reread nineteen eighty four in Fahrenheit 165 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:31,679 Speaker 1: four or five one, and I wanted another dystopian story 166 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:33,800 Speaker 1: that feels like today's headlines. While I found it. It's 167 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,360 Speaker 1: called The Camp of the Saints. It tells the story 168 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:38,679 Speaker 1: of a million poor migrants who sell from India to 169 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:42,880 Speaker 1: France on dilapidated, overcrowded ships. The West refuses to stop 170 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:47,040 Speaker 1: them because it is afraid of being called racist. Politicians freeze, 171 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:50,319 Speaker 1: the media calls the migrants victims and attacks anyone who complains. 172 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:53,959 Speaker 1: Celebrities and churches celebrate the arrival, and in regular citizens 173 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:56,320 Speaker 1: who protest because they clearly see what's happening to their 174 00:12:56,320 --> 00:13:02,319 Speaker 1: culture are silenced or arrested or alert. France collapses without 175 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:04,360 Speaker 1: a fight, and the rest of the West soon follows. 176 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:07,600 Speaker 1: Some on the left call it racist, far right nonsense, 177 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:11,160 Speaker 1: but the book's core warning feels painfully current in twenty 178 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:15,880 Speaker 1: twenty five. Guilt compared with a combined with fear of 179 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:20,160 Speaker 1: being labeled a racist, can paralyze and eventually bring an 180 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:24,320 Speaker 1: end to a civilization. I listened to the audio book 181 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:26,000 Speaker 1: on a road trip, but I've ordered the print version, 182 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:27,839 Speaker 1: so I can have it when it eventually gets banned 183 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:31,000 Speaker 1: for its brutal honesty. Once it's discovered, I'm sure it will. 184 00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:34,920 Speaker 1: He concludes by saying, be careful to buy the English 185 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:40,120 Speaker 1: translation because the original is in French. And there's a 186 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:44,800 Speaker 1: quote from the book that he gave me. The Frenchman says, 187 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:48,320 Speaker 1: my brothers, these are the poor of the humble, the meek. 188 00:13:48,679 --> 00:13:51,120 Speaker 1: They are Christ himself coming to us across the sea. 189 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:54,079 Speaker 1: We must welcome them with open arms, with love, with 190 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:57,640 Speaker 1: everything we have. Give them your homes, your food, your 191 00:13:57,760 --> 00:14:02,480 Speaker 1: wives if necessary. But don't worry. That's a long time ago, 192 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:09,280 Speaker 1: in nineteen seventy three. That's France, not America. No way 193 00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:13,480 Speaker 1: that would ever happen here. This is the Michael Bay Show. 194 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,839 Speaker 1: Let's take a moment to take a break from Afghanistan, 195 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:20,960 Speaker 1: which is important in the shooting of our two National guardsmen, 196 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:25,920 Speaker 1: one of whom has passed, and how there are consequences 197 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:31,000 Speaker 1: to relocating people to this country, and speak to something else, 198 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:35,400 Speaker 1: and that is college football, which I absolutely positively love. 199 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:41,400 Speaker 1: Rush used to say that nobody wanted him talk about 200 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:46,000 Speaker 1: his beloved Steelers or his passion for private aviation, but 201 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:48,960 Speaker 1: he wanted to talk about it anyway. The reason I 202 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:55,040 Speaker 1: like to talk about college football is when we talk 203 00:14:55,120 --> 00:15:03,480 Speaker 1: about someone who takes irrational political positions and you cannot 204 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:07,280 Speaker 1: you cannot get them to consider what are pure facts. 205 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:11,640 Speaker 1: These kind of democrats we look down on right, we 206 00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:16,840 Speaker 1: think they're idiots, are fools. For instance, if there is 207 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:21,280 Speaker 1: a black person who refuses to be told that this 208 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:24,800 Speaker 1: program is bad, that welfare is setting blacks back, that 209 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:28,440 Speaker 1: there is black racism, that crime is mostly black on 210 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:31,720 Speaker 1: black in this country, and you get people who will 211 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:34,040 Speaker 1: not listen to your argument. They just go la la 212 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:35,760 Speaker 1: la la la racism, la la la of racism, a 213 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:39,720 Speaker 1: lot of at of racism. You think you're not being reasonable. 214 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:44,040 Speaker 1: Can't we at least talk based on facts racism? But 215 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,360 Speaker 1: I would use Texas as an example because that's where 216 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:52,440 Speaker 1: I live. If you try to explain to a non 217 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:57,560 Speaker 1: University of Texas Longhorn fan that the Longhorns deserve to 218 00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:00,560 Speaker 1: be in the playoffs, which they do, but there's a 219 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:04,720 Speaker 1: reasonable disagreement, they're on the bubble. I got that if 220 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:07,440 Speaker 1: someone is a Texas a and m their biggest rival fan, 221 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:11,480 Speaker 1: they will call you the nastiest names, even though they 222 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:15,360 Speaker 1: love the show and tell you SIPs T SIPs, that's 223 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:18,560 Speaker 1: what they call them, T SIPs. And they'll start and 224 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:21,640 Speaker 1: you go, well, how about this. They have three wins 225 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:25,520 Speaker 1: against teams that were in the top fifteen at the 226 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:27,560 Speaker 1: time they beat them, top ten. When they beat them, 227 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:30,720 Speaker 1: they're still in the top fifteen. Three wins. No one 228 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:34,240 Speaker 1: else in the country's done that. And then they'll start, 229 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:37,560 Speaker 1: and again this goes back to political argy. They'll start with, yeah, 230 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:42,200 Speaker 1: but they have three losses, and you go, Okay, what 231 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:43,920 Speaker 1: you're going to do now? They didn't have to play 232 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:47,280 Speaker 1: Ohio State to begin the season, so from now on, 233 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:50,000 Speaker 1: you're not going to play tough non conference games. So 234 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:51,920 Speaker 1: we're going to have a lot of those games where 235 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,960 Speaker 1: your favorite university team is going to be playing somebody 236 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:57,640 Speaker 1: that they beat eighty to nothing. And that's not fun. 237 00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,240 Speaker 1: If you think that's fun, you don't love the sport, 238 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:03,360 Speaker 1: because it's not. Because there's no benefit to risking playing 239 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:06,400 Speaker 1: the big teams. The point is to keep your lost 240 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:08,600 Speaker 1: total as low as possible, and that's all that matters, right, 241 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:12,280 Speaker 1: but there's room for Then they go, yeah, but you 242 00:17:12,359 --> 00:17:15,520 Speaker 1: lost to Florida, all right, Notre Dame last year lost 243 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:21,840 Speaker 1: to NI. You that's either Northern Illinois or Northern Indiana. 244 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:25,520 Speaker 1: I don't remember. It's that small a school. I never 245 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:28,760 Speaker 1: I didn't know they had a football program. Notre Dame 246 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:32,879 Speaker 1: lost to them in South ben Indiana at home and 247 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:35,440 Speaker 1: still went to the national championship. So don't give me that. 248 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:40,760 Speaker 1: Everybody has a bad week. But either way, whatever your position, 249 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:45,119 Speaker 1: if your whole reason you will not entertain an idea 250 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:47,119 Speaker 1: is you hate that school so much because you love 251 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:51,879 Speaker 1: your school so much, you're just as irrational as political people. 252 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:55,680 Speaker 1: And people will go that's okay, I'm agi fan, I 253 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:59,600 Speaker 1: believe maroon. Okay, But now do you understand why Democrats 254 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,879 Speaker 1: are the way they are. Their team is a Democrat party. 255 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:08,320 Speaker 1: The team they hate is Donald Trump. So if you're 256 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:11,080 Speaker 1: an Aggie who hates the Longhorns, it goes both ways, 257 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:15,440 Speaker 1: or a Longhorn who hates the Aggies, then you're really 258 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:19,639 Speaker 1: just a Democrats Democrat who hates Republicans. That's how the 259 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:26,479 Speaker 1: mindset works, and it's pretty harmless. In sports. Sports are 260 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:32,520 Speaker 1: a diversion of life. Earlier today we buried, or we 261 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,679 Speaker 1: had a memorial service. We're a dear friend of mine 262 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:37,840 Speaker 1: who died suddenly at sixty seven years old. I'd seen 263 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:41,080 Speaker 1: him just a couple of days before, I talked to him, 264 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:44,359 Speaker 1: just a couple of hours before heart attack dies no 265 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:50,400 Speaker 1: idea that's heavy man. Sports are a great diversion from 266 00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:53,600 Speaker 1: things that are heavy man sports are a great diversion. 267 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,880 Speaker 1: They're an opportunity to be silly and scream, holler and cheer, 268 00:18:57,359 --> 00:19:00,199 Speaker 1: get excited and be sad. And it's not the real world, right, 269 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,840 Speaker 1: It's not the real world. And in that sense, it's 270 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:09,000 Speaker 1: fun to watch our mindset related to it. I actually 271 00:19:09,119 --> 00:19:12,040 Speaker 1: enjoy the x'es and o's and the jimmy and jimmies 272 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:15,800 Speaker 1: and Joe's. I actually enjoy the strategies that coaches employee. 273 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:20,240 Speaker 1: I enjoy the personalities behind it all. But what's amazing 274 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:23,480 Speaker 1: to me is there is so much. There's no other 275 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:28,720 Speaker 1: sport with the strategy that football has, none the different 276 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:32,520 Speaker 1: schemes and scenarios and film that's watched, nothing like that, 277 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:35,560 Speaker 1: nothing like that in any of sports in the world. 278 00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:39,640 Speaker 1: And yet it amazes me that here we are during 279 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:42,479 Speaker 1: rivalry week, where games are going to determine who's going 280 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,360 Speaker 1: to the playoffs and who might win the national championship 281 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,480 Speaker 1: and this is what you've you've put all your blood, 282 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:50,400 Speaker 1: sweat and tears into. And the guys announcing the game, 283 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,760 Speaker 1: they don't care about the biggest games of the year. 284 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:58,080 Speaker 1: All they care about is the drama of where Lane 285 00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,720 Speaker 1: Kiffin is going to go. To the point that it 286 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:03,600 Speaker 1: was comical. Welcome to the biggest game of the weekend. 287 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:07,280 Speaker 4: Two teams battling for both the conference championship title and 288 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,560 Speaker 4: a coveted spot in the twelve team playoffs. 289 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,159 Speaker 1: It doesn't get much bigger than this. 290 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:14,120 Speaker 4: But first, let's check in on what America really cares 291 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:17,040 Speaker 4: about the Lane Kiffen decision twenty twenty five. 292 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:19,680 Speaker 1: Well, thank you, Bob. 293 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,840 Speaker 4: We're on pins and needles here at the studio as 294 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,840 Speaker 4: Lane Kiffin could certainly maybe possibly stay or not stay 295 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:27,240 Speaker 4: at the University of Mississippi. Half my sources say he 296 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:30,080 Speaker 4: stays and sixty percent say he goes. All right, thanks 297 00:20:30,119 --> 00:20:32,280 Speaker 4: for that update. We're ready for kickoff in the game 298 00:20:32,359 --> 00:20:35,120 Speaker 4: of the year. Simmons has it at the fifteen yard line. 299 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:39,080 Speaker 4: All right, a little bit of breaking news here. We'll 300 00:20:39,119 --> 00:20:40,680 Speaker 4: get you back out to that big game of the week. 301 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,760 Speaker 4: But first we just confirmed from sources that Lane Kiffin 302 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:45,359 Speaker 4: just had a bowl of gumbo and a shrimp po 303 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:47,560 Speaker 4: boy for lunch in the coach's lounge. That's a big 304 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:50,359 Speaker 4: development in the Kiffin decision. Twenty twenty five. Looks like 305 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:53,320 Speaker 4: he might be headed to the Bayou Bengals. Guys, back 306 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:54,120 Speaker 4: out to you, all. 307 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:54,880 Speaker 1: Right, while you're away. 308 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:57,679 Speaker 4: Simmons had the Return of the Year, breaking six tackles 309 00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,160 Speaker 4: and taking the ball all the way to the three 310 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:01,880 Speaker 4: yard line where it's first and goal. Quarterback takes the snap, 311 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:03,760 Speaker 4: scrambles out of the pocket, throws to the end zone. 312 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:07,280 Speaker 1: End. All right, we'll get you back out to the 313 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:07,760 Speaker 1: Game of the year. 314 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:11,760 Speaker 4: But first, another source has just confirmed that fried catfish 315 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,720 Speaker 4: just made its way out to the coach's lounge. Maybe possibly, 316 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:17,600 Speaker 4: but not certain, that Lane Kiffin could be staying at Mississippi. 317 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:19,360 Speaker 1: Back to the guys in the booth, all right, while 318 00:21:19,359 --> 00:21:19,800 Speaker 1: you're away. 319 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:22,400 Speaker 4: This time, the Wildcats scored a touchdown and the Bulldogs 320 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,600 Speaker 4: have it at the forty yard line where Jackson takes 321 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:26,320 Speaker 4: the snap heaves it downfield. 322 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:28,760 Speaker 1: All right. 323 00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,400 Speaker 4: If you want to keep watching the Game of the Year, 324 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:33,280 Speaker 4: it's over on espno show. As we've moved to wall 325 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:36,359 Speaker 4: to wall coverage of Kiffin decision twenty twenty five, and 326 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:38,840 Speaker 4: we've now gotten word that Lane Kiffin has taken both 327 00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:42,080 Speaker 4: the gumbo and catfish to go and is headed to 328 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:42,680 Speaker 4: the airport. 329 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:49,680 Speaker 1: Let's take a look in Live Ah. 330 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:53,320 Speaker 4: Yes, you gotta love the passion of the college football fan. Well, 331 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:55,800 Speaker 4: the plane is in the air and what's that. Oh, 332 00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:58,920 Speaker 4: now we hear it's detouring to Nashville for a quick 333 00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:00,040 Speaker 4: visit to the Tight. 334 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,159 Speaker 1: Who are one and eleven on the year. This is 335 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:06,639 Speaker 1: getting wild see tune books. The strange irony to it 336 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:10,960 Speaker 1: all is you've got ole Miss, which now has banned 337 00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:13,800 Speaker 1: him from talking to the players. He's taken four of 338 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:17,400 Speaker 1: his coaches with him, including Charlie Weiss, and he went 339 00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:20,080 Speaker 1: from being the most beloved coach in ole Miss history 340 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:25,399 Speaker 1: with the most successful season they've ever had eleven wins 341 00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:29,280 Speaker 1: in a regular season, the most successful era over his 342 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:35,359 Speaker 1: six year tenure, to being the most hated man. It's crazy. 343 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:37,680 Speaker 1: And you've got the agg He's who lost to ut 344 00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:41,280 Speaker 1: They're eleven in one as well. They're the only ones relieved. 345 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:43,879 Speaker 1: At least someone's mattered than them. Both of them are 346 00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:46,440 Speaker 1: having amazing seasons and the fans couldn't be Madter. You've 347 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:50,639 Speaker 1: got to love sports. I'm not sure what your question was, 348 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:57,320 Speaker 1: Michael Berry. I lost the plot somewhere you did. It's 349 00:22:57,440 --> 00:23:03,240 Speaker 1: the pandering season, all the political season. It's primary season 350 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:09,119 Speaker 1: early March in Texas, like many of you across the country, 351 00:23:10,359 --> 00:23:14,000 Speaker 1: on your own schedule, which they vary, which they vary. 352 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:21,399 Speaker 1: The over two decade long senator from the state of Texas, 353 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:28,920 Speaker 1: John Cornyn is a swamp creature and he's a guy 354 00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:32,560 Speaker 1: that is the problem because he holds down a seat 355 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,360 Speaker 1: and you think, well, at least he's not a Democrat. 356 00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:39,400 Speaker 1: Sometimes you wonder if he's not worse because you first 357 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:42,720 Speaker 1: got to beat him in a Republican primary. He's being 358 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:46,159 Speaker 1: challenged by the sitting Attorney General Ken Paxton, who's a 359 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:52,600 Speaker 1: maga guy, and in recent polls, Paxton is leading Cornon 360 00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:55,040 Speaker 1: despite all the money of the national Republican parties pouring 361 00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:57,080 Speaker 1: into Corny because they like their swamp creatures they can 362 00:23:57,200 --> 00:24:01,600 Speaker 1: they own and control. So you got Paxton in first, 363 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:08,720 Speaker 1: Cornying in a distant second, and right behind Cornyan one 364 00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:12,840 Speaker 1: percentage point behind him is a congressman from Houston named 365 00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:18,320 Speaker 1: Wesley Hunt, who's only popped onto the scene relatively recently. 366 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:24,439 Speaker 1: If you add the Paxton and Hunt votes, which are 367 00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:30,560 Speaker 1: anti John Cornyn votes, you get something like seventy some 368 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:34,960 Speaker 1: percent of the vote. Cornyn has I think twenty five, 369 00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:38,200 Speaker 1: and he doesn't get all the other vote because some 370 00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:42,800 Speaker 1: of it's undecided. When votes break, as we say, when 371 00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:45,200 Speaker 1: they decide who they're going to voter, decide who they're 372 00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:49,240 Speaker 1: going to vote for late. It's a bad sign for 373 00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:54,239 Speaker 1: the incumbent that they're not with you early because you're 374 00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:56,919 Speaker 1: the name they know. People like to answer that they 375 00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:59,560 Speaker 1: if they're three names given to them and they don't 376 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,600 Speaker 1: know the other, they'll pick the one they know, even 377 00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:04,000 Speaker 1: if they don't like that person, because they don't want 378 00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:08,280 Speaker 1: to admit that they don't know who's running. So you 379 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:10,920 Speaker 1: got Cornyan, who liked a lot of the swamp creatures, 380 00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:16,240 Speaker 1: is in real trouble and should be. Cornyn was a guy. 381 00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:19,040 Speaker 1: There's no reason you'd know this. He's the senator from Texas. 382 00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:24,960 Speaker 1: But Cornyn was the guy who last year when President 383 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:28,560 Speaker 1: Trump announced in the spring he's running or is campaigning 384 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:33,080 Speaker 1: in the spring, Cornyn said it's time for America to 385 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:41,520 Speaker 1: move past Donald Trump. Donald Trump should not run. Wow, well, 386 00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:45,159 Speaker 1: then Trump gets re elected and now John Wayne mccorny 387 00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:46,600 Speaker 1: and I call him John Wayne mccorny, and his name 388 00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:51,480 Speaker 1: is John Cornyn because about election time every year he 389 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:55,000 Speaker 1: comes back down to Texas and starts putting on a 390 00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:58,360 Speaker 1: little bit of a drawl. You know, you Texans, I'm 391 00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:00,440 Speaker 1: so proud of you, so proud to be of you, 392 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:03,440 Speaker 1: just like you. You know, I was scratching myself in 393 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,440 Speaker 1: another regions a minute ago, because that's what we do 394 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:08,359 Speaker 1: down here in Texas. Odd do you live in d C. 395 00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:11,480 Speaker 1: And you never talked like that. I was just wearing 396 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:16,760 Speaker 1: my ten gallon hat. It's a time for timer, you know, 397 00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:20,760 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be have some cheese. I was watching John 398 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:22,840 Speaker 1: Wayne movies last night. That's what I do. You know, 399 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,880 Speaker 1: when I'm when I'm not on the cenate floor, I'm 400 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:28,040 Speaker 1: mostly watching John Wayne movies. You know a lot of 401 00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:31,080 Speaker 1: people call me Rooster Cockburn. Literally, nobody ever calls you that. Yeah, 402 00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:34,160 Speaker 1: they called me Rooster Cogburn, you know, and John Wayne 403 00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:36,480 Speaker 1: kind of things sort of cross between Aldie Murphy and 404 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:42,600 Speaker 1: U uh uh Rooster Cogburn and you know all the 405 00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:48,440 Speaker 1: great Texans. No, no nobody ever calls you that. So 406 00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:53,240 Speaker 1: so after trashing Trump and working behind the scenes to 407 00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:58,040 Speaker 1: hurt Trump, he gets photographed and posts it on his 408 00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:01,239 Speaker 1: Twitter page. He stays a photograph of reading the art 409 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:05,239 Speaker 1: of reading the art of the deal because you know now, 410 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:08,200 Speaker 1: you know he wants to be a Trump acolyte. You 411 00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:13,400 Speaker 1: had an overnight conversion. Nope, he's pandering and if he's reelected, 412 00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:16,960 Speaker 1: he's got six years to torment us. And then he 413 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,439 Speaker 1: went to a place called Trump Burger here in Houston, 414 00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,360 Speaker 1: took a photo. Who is a good burger? This Trump Burger. 415 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:26,280 Speaker 1: They went out of business shortly thereafter. Well, now the 416 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:30,200 Speaker 1: most popular gas do nation. I came up with that term. 417 00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:33,960 Speaker 1: I gave it to Beaver Applin, the owner the Buckies' 418 00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:38,040 Speaker 1: gas station chain is a national phenomenon now, but Texans 419 00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:42,560 Speaker 1: are very proud of BUCkies. It was it was a 420 00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:46,280 Speaker 1: single dad. It was a single dad. It was raising 421 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,400 Speaker 1: a little girl, and he took it to a gas 422 00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:52,480 Speaker 1: station about an hour south of Houston in Freeport, and 423 00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:56,720 Speaker 1: it was his weekend to have her and he was 424 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:58,480 Speaker 1: going to send her into the restroom and it was 425 00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:03,160 Speaker 1: so filthy. She was very young. He determined right there 426 00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:06,200 Speaker 1: in there, I'm going to fix this. This is embarrassing. 427 00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:09,000 Speaker 1: He owned a gas station at them, and he's set 428 00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:12,040 Speaker 1: about with the concept of clean of clean gas stations, 429 00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:18,080 Speaker 1: a clean gas, clean bathrooms, trying to think ahead. So 430 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,359 Speaker 1: BUCkies is kind of a legendary in Texas. You take 431 00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:22,920 Speaker 1: road trips, He's long road trips of big state and 432 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:26,320 Speaker 1: you stop at Bucky's. So what does our senator do? 433 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:30,920 Speaker 1: It's election time. He can't say I'm doing the right 434 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:36,560 Speaker 1: thing for our country because, for instance, this Afghan resettlement 435 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:40,520 Speaker 1: we talked about, he was part of the move to 436 00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:45,479 Speaker 1: bring these Afghan nationals to this country. And now they 437 00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:50,040 Speaker 1: say we didn't know the Biden administration wasn't vetting them. Well, 438 00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:52,400 Speaker 1: then why were you for doing it? Why did you 439 00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:55,160 Speaker 1: vote to do it if you didn't know how they 440 00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:58,440 Speaker 1: were going to determine who they brought here. They brought 441 00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:03,680 Speaker 1: terrorists here and they dropped them on the American seats streets. 442 00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:07,120 Speaker 1: They brought terrorists here and dropped them on the American 443 00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:11,640 Speaker 1: streets and you supported it. But you can't vote for that. 444 00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:15,680 Speaker 1: You can't, I mean, you can't campaign on that. You 445 00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:18,520 Speaker 1: can't say vote for me, I'm the guy that brought 446 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:25,400 Speaker 1: the Afghans here, you know, like the one in uh Washington, 447 00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:28,520 Speaker 1: d C. You know, one of the things you laugh 448 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,560 Speaker 1: about when you have elementary school elections is whoever's running 449 00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:34,760 Speaker 1: for student body president of the third grade will promise 450 00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:37,880 Speaker 1: we'll have ice cream social every Friday, and people will 451 00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:40,200 Speaker 1: vote for that, because what else are you going to 452 00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:45,040 Speaker 1: do is student body president right of third grade? And 453 00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:48,120 Speaker 1: that's kind of what John Wayne mccornyan is doing. He 454 00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:50,200 Speaker 1: is campaigning his ass off in the state of Texas 455 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,840 Speaker 1: because he's running behind, and he's running scared, and he's 456 00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:54,800 Speaker 1: doing it on the basis of, Oh, you like hamburgers. 457 00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:58,160 Speaker 1: I like hamburgers. You like to swim, I like to swim. 458 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:03,680 Speaker 1: So he took this most embarrassingly painful, cringe worthy video 459 00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:06,400 Speaker 1: of himself at Buckis and they cleared every body off 460 00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:11,480 Speaker 1: behind him in front of the BUCkies brass monuments. It's terrible. 461 00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:16,920 Speaker 4: John Wayne mccordon spent the Thanksgiving holiday fighting for Texas. 462 00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:19,719 Speaker 4: We've told you for months now he shouldered to shoulder 463 00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:22,200 Speaker 4: toe to toe ninety seven point two percent of the 464 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:25,800 Speaker 4: time with Donald J. Trump helping keep our borders safe. 465 00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:27,640 Speaker 4: John Wayne mccornan. 466 00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:28,960 Speaker 1: Is Texas to the bone. 467 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:33,400 Speaker 4: That's why he spent Thanksgiving at BUCkies, standing shoulder to 468 00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:37,240 Speaker 4: shoulder with Bucky the Beaver, making sure his hired photographer 469 00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:40,760 Speaker 4: got every awkward angle. He spent hours shaking hands with 470 00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:44,520 Speaker 4: people mass exiting the bathrooms, all while wearing a cowboy hat, 471 00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:47,680 Speaker 4: giant beaver belt buckle, and sipping a big gulp cherry 472 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:51,920 Speaker 4: slushy because he knows that's what Texans do. John Wayne 473 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:55,640 Speaker 4: mccornan is a brisket connoisseur, so it's only natural that 474 00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:59,280 Speaker 4: he jumped behind the counter and served brisket sandwiches all 475 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,920 Speaker 4: wild chin that famous BUCkies anthem. 476 00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:08,000 Speaker 1: Fred Uh, sir, it's brisk and weed. We don't serve 477 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,640 Speaker 1: beaver meating. Oh yeah right. 478 00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:13,000 Speaker 4: John Wayne mcconnan finished his day at the car wash, 479 00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:16,360 Speaker 4: slowly moving his arm forward, telling you to place your 480 00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:20,120 Speaker 4: car in neutral, and giggling as the BUCkies hologram logos 481 00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:24,360 Speaker 4: slowly moves across your windshield because he believes in keeping 482 00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:28,440 Speaker 4: Texas clean. You love Texas and you love BUCkies. John 483 00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:32,000 Speaker 4: Wayne mccornan has spent time in both. Therefore you love 484 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:35,520 Speaker 4: John Wayne mccornyn Texan to the bone. 485 00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:37,560 Speaker 1: Wayne McConney