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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glaser Podcast. Glaser, Welcome to the Nicky Glacier Podcast.

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Speaker 1: This is a special edition from a double tree near

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Speaker 1: the Dullest Airport, where we have never intended to be

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Speaker 1: in our entire lives and hope to never return to again.

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Speaker 1: I'm here with my most loved possessions.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Do you possess us? I possess love for you? My

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Speaker 1: most loved people in my life. Chris Convious here, my

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Speaker 1: boyfriend Hello, he said, we had to project you always

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Speaker 1: protect on me anyways psychologic. And then my sister Lauren,

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Speaker 1: hello to be here, and my brother in law Matthew Green.

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Speaker 3: Hello, were you going to give yourself a clap?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, to yourself? Okay? So why are we

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Speaker 1: in Dulles? Why are we in Washington, d C? Which,

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Speaker 1: by the way, when well, I'll get to it later.

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Speaker 1: But what happened yesterday? Anyone want to top us off?

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Speaker 1: I mean, what didn't happen yesterday? Am I right? Okay?

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Speaker 1: So we were all headed to Vienna to go see

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Speaker 1: Taylor Swift and just to have a good vacation. Lauren

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Speaker 1: and matt have three kids. They have not been on

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Speaker 1: a vacation away from their kids, even for a bathroom

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Speaker 1: break in seven and a half years probably, yeah, since

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Speaker 1: their oldest was born, and so they were getting away

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Speaker 1: for the first time. They took me up on an

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Speaker 1: offer that they couldn't refuse, and we were all going

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Speaker 1: to go see Taylor Swift together. We boarded the plane

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Speaker 1: yesterday in Saint Louis at eleven am, just flying through

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Speaker 1: the skies. Do you ever think back before an airline catastrophe,

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Speaker 1: not like a real one where there's a crash, but

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Speaker 1: like one of these, and you like think of how

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Speaker 1: naive you were, Like I keep thinking back to that

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Speaker 1: flight and being like, oh, I remember I was reading

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Speaker 1: my Steve Martin book and just like planning when I

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Speaker 1: was gonna where we might have lunch at Newark during

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Speaker 1: our layover before Vienna. Like just a dreamer.

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Speaker 2: I didn't even know we were circling. I was so

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Speaker 2: engrossed in below decks, Like do you know what's happening?

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Speaker 2: I was like no, and She's like, oh, We're we're

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Speaker 2: going to Dulles instead of Newark. Yeah, And then I

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Speaker 2: was like, oh okay, But apparently we had been circling

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Speaker 2: for like an hour it was the longest flight.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you can imagine it was. We knew something was wrong,

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Speaker 1: but they wouldn't tell us anything. Really.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I kept looking down, peeping for the ground, and

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Speaker 3: it was just circles.

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Speaker 1: So no, what happened was there was an announcement, and

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Speaker 1: I usually missed those announcements because I am listening to

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Speaker 1: blaring white noise on my uh AirPod with Jason Rand's

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Speaker 1: lucky you were in love with my best friend, which

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Speaker 1: Lorda and I saw last week, and we do we

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Speaker 1: resent your talk about them. He is white and he

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Speaker 1: does make noise, but that is all we want an

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Speaker 1: isto about that comment.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, you didn't say white scatting.

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Speaker 4: He did do some scattingt he's kind of moved beyond

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Speaker 4: the scatting.

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Speaker 2: Does anybody move? Are you ever allowed to wait?

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Speaker 1: You can't forget the scatting.

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Speaker 2: His memoir is going to be called Beyond the scat

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Speaker 2: So no you.

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Speaker 1: So I got like I could tell because you were

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Speaker 1: so chill that you had not heard the news, not

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Speaker 1: that you would like freak out. You're always chill. So

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Speaker 1: I was kind of like, maybe you had heard it

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Speaker 1: and we're just being so cool. But but then you. You.

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Speaker 1: I looked over at you kind of like murg and

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Speaker 1: you handed me your phone and said, is it crazy

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Speaker 1: that I got I got emotional reading this. Do you

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Speaker 1: remember what you Oh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well you tell them.

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Speaker 2: Well, I guess I should find it, somebody, tweeted out.

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Speaker 2: Representative Dean Phillips, the Minnesota Democrat who waged the futile

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Speaker 2: challenge against prencident Biden and the Democratic primaries, praised the

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Speaker 2: selection of his state's governor, saying, Tim, this is about Tim. Okay, sorry,

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Speaker 2: Tim Waltz can fix a lawnmower, fire a cannon, and

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Speaker 2: fiercely protect women's freedoms all in one day. It's pretty good.

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Speaker 1: It's so good.

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Speaker 2: I thought it was like a bit of a bad

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Speaker 2: ass quote.

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Speaker 1: I mean, and he turned to me with tears in

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Speaker 1: his eyes and care.

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Speaker 2: Less about women's freedoms. But that's fixing a lot.

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Speaker 1: She really identified it, that part. It was John, dear

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Speaker 1: to your heart. But this guy.

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Speaker 2: Liked it. But that man, what a great just that

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Speaker 2: that guy seems like a great person.

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Speaker 1: Oh he seems amazing.

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Speaker 2: Such a contrast to all these other things we've been seeing,

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Speaker 2: and we're like, my god, he's surrounded by students that

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Speaker 2: love him. He seems funny. Yes, it's just like this is,

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Speaker 2: oh my god, what we want.

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Speaker 1: He is such like someone just wrote to me, I

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Speaker 1: forget who on I posted something about him on Instagram

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Speaker 1: and someone wrote back to me and said, I've never

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Speaker 1: stanned a politician before, but I guess this is the

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Speaker 1: first time. Like stand like standing, yeah, like if you

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Speaker 1: fans stand, you like you stand fish like, if you're

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Speaker 1: a diehard fan, it's called standing. You've never heard that.

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Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be cool. I thought it was

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Speaker 1: a non standing Okay, it's from the Fish song. It's

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Speaker 1: from the Eminem song Oh stand like yeah, the where.

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Speaker 2: He's like I can't stand this conversation.

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Speaker 1: But she said I've never a stand a politician before,

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Speaker 1: and I felt the same way. Like last night, Chris

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Speaker 1: is in the bathroom and just like brushing his teeth

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Speaker 1: and or no, you're taking a shower and then you

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Speaker 1: came out ten minutes later and we're like, did you scream?

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Speaker 1: And I was like I don't know, and I go, oh,

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Speaker 1: yeah I did, because I was like, babe, because I

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Speaker 1: wanted you to see his speech. Did you see the

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Speaker 1: clip of his speech. Yeah, where he says jd Vance,

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Speaker 1: I'd love to uh debate you if you can get

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Speaker 1: a a lot of the couch to reference him with

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Speaker 1: the couch is so funny. Yah, yeah, yeah, it was

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Speaker 1: like it was so subtle and so funny. And I

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Speaker 1: know that they're going to be like, oh, you stoop

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Speaker 1: so low as to make a joke about this thing

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Speaker 1: that isn't even true, but like we're just joining you.

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Speaker 1: And also it was a it was death and it

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Speaker 1: was like perfect and it was Yeah, it was so funny.

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Speaker 4: I like him because he doesn't seem like a politician,

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Speaker 4: because everything we're talking about is like not a characteristic politics.

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Speaker 2: She seems like a good guy.

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Speaker 1: He's like a real person.

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Speaker 2: He taught social studies. He knows about the government. Now

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Speaker 2: it's supposed to work.

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Speaker 3: Did you hear his response to people saying like he

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Speaker 3: look way older than sixty, He said like, well, if

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Speaker 3: you've had lunch room duty for twenty years ago.

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Speaker 1: God, So Chris was crying about that quote. I he's weeping.

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Speaker 1: He had the barf bag to catch his tears. It

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Speaker 2: Was just filled with emotion. That's right, sweet, have it

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Speaker 2: cried since nineteen eighty nine when.

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Speaker 1: You were eight years old?

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Speaker 2: What happened he knee?

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Speaker 4: Are you talking about Taylor Swift's album?

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Speaker 1: Yes, nice one, that was really good. Yeah you haven't

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Speaker 1: really good, Matt. Good? Yeah you bwing to the camera

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Speaker 1: was good, Matt. Then we're circling Dulls, trying to because

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Speaker 1: they're like, we're supposed to land in new or Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're supposed Toart. We're supposed to land in Newark to

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Speaker 1: go to Vienna. We're circling Newark. They're like, Then they

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Speaker 1: let us know we're being rerouted to Dulles because we're

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Speaker 1: running out of fuel. So we go land in Dulls

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Speaker 1: and we get off the plane. It is mayhem inside.

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Speaker 1: We get in line to talk to the front desk.

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Speaker 1: You guys know the old story. This is just a

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Speaker 1: bad travel day. They have no information for us. We

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Speaker 1: then almost split up, so we almost go Here's the thing.

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Speaker 1: Can I just give some advice to besties, Never leave

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Speaker 1: your bags. If your bags are on a flight going

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Speaker 1: somewhere and you get diverted and they try to your

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Speaker 1: bags are going to that place, You're going to the

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Speaker 1: other place. Stay with the bags if you can. And

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Speaker 1: that was my motto of the day. But then we

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Speaker 1: talked about it and we were like, Okay, the bags

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Speaker 1: will eventually make it. We can just shop for new stuff.

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Speaker 1: Let's just try to get out of Dulls and go

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Speaker 1: to Vienna. So but there's only two seats available on

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Speaker 1: we decide to split up. Lord and Matt are going

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Speaker 1: to go through London, so long London, and and Chris

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Speaker 1: and I are going to go through Hamburg. And so

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Speaker 1: we decide, yep, let's leave our bags. Let's go in

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Speaker 1: these separate voyages and we'll meet in Vienna about seven

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Speaker 1: These two man, those too late.

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Speaker 3: Wait, we were tricked. I feel like.

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Speaker 4: We were having a conversation about what we were gonna do,

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Speaker 4: and it took about fifteen second thirty seconds, and within

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Speaker 4: that time we all lost our flights and we couldn't

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Speaker 4: get them back.

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Speaker 1: Sorry. Take yelled at me about, well, guys, we don't

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Speaker 1: have enough time. There's a whole lot of people. We

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Speaker 1: don't have time for you to debate. And I go,

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Speaker 1: I think I don't ever get yappy with those girls,

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Speaker 1: but I go. I think it took fifteen seconds for

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Speaker 1: me to talk about whether or not I should abandon

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Speaker 1: my back like I go, I'm allowed fifteen seconds to decide.

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Speaker 1: I if anyone in the world, I am the most

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Speaker 1: cognizant of people in line behind me struggling, I will

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Speaker 1: never waste anyone's time.

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Speaker 2: And you're the quickest Hi I've ever met. And that's

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Speaker 2: a good thing and a bad thing, but it is

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Speaker 2: you are the quickest by far I've ever met.

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Speaker 1: Well, Chris had a really good point last night about

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Speaker 1: my quick decision making because I was lamenting. So it

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Speaker 1: ends up blah blah blah. We that flight, we get

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Speaker 1: we have to deplane again. So then we're just left

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Speaker 1: and we're stuck in Dullest. We decided to spend the

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Speaker 1: and then we were going to go from Dullest to

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Speaker 1: Vienna all together on a different flight. Two day at

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Speaker 1: eight forty five pm. We were supposed to be in Vienna.

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Speaker 1: We were already supposed to be in Vienna for seven

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Speaker 1: leaving here for another ten hours anyway, doesn't matter. We're

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Speaker 1: still going. Life is great. What a joy. We get

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Speaker 1: to ride in the sky like a bird.

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Speaker 3: We got to eat dinner in a boardroom.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So well, I was lamenting last night that I

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Speaker 1: we got We did get a voucher for a free

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Speaker 1: hotel room for each of us, which is nice at

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Speaker 1: a double Tree. Yeah, and then we later on, I

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Speaker 1: was like, double Tree promise. Double Tree promise is that

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Speaker 1: you get two cookies upon check in and someone has

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Speaker 1: shitten your tub within the past two weeks. That's the

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Speaker 1: double Tree promise. Watch my special now nominated for an

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Speaker 1: Emmy called I Know some day will die. I was like,

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Speaker 1: a clean fill. I have so many I can't keep trying.

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Speaker 1: And so then we so we're last night, we're in bed,

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Speaker 1: and I was like kind of being like sad about

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Speaker 1: the fact that, uh, well, how about.

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Speaker 2: What was your state of mind? Basically the whole time.

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Speaker 1: Oh I can there's a lot of slang.

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Speaker 1: But do you know what I'm talking about. There's some

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Speaker 2: absolute gem of a human being is that good?

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00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,440
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah? And I know one of them, and it's

438
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:11,800
Speaker 1: the one glitch in this person's opinion names well, I

439
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:21,399
Speaker 1: feel bad, like, yeah, it's not the same. He's like,

440
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:24,119
Speaker 1: I don't get it, and it's like, well you there,

441
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:26,520
Speaker 1: you need to go be taken to a hospital if

442
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:29,719
Speaker 1: you don't think, well, they're all sorry. It's crazy people.

443
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:32,119
Speaker 2: I mean he's he's an amazing guy, greatest taste in

444
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:35,119
Speaker 2: music that I know. Yeah, but that's a blind it's.

445
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,840
Speaker 1: A huge blind spot. And I think that he just has.

446
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:39,240
Speaker 2: Your entire childhood.

447
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:44,240
Speaker 4: I'm thinking of examples of people that have are like wild,

448
00:22:44,359 --> 00:22:45,920
Speaker 4: I love well who Jimmy Fallon?

449
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:51,360
Speaker 1: I feel like has that so many people that yes,

450
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:56,160
Speaker 1: people I love just a simpleton all the late nights.

451
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:59,919
Speaker 2: Not you can not a backlash. It's there. You know.

452
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:02,040
Speaker 2: Some people are like I hate this one and I

453
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:05,040
Speaker 2: love that one it's competitive, so you kind of automatically

454
00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:07,919
Speaker 2: have to say you don't like other ones to like,

455
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:09,000
Speaker 2: doesn't everybody so.

456
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:29,880
Speaker 7: Up? I Jennifer Aniston eye like she also, Yeah, there's

457
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:30,480
Speaker 7: just some people.

458
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,679
Speaker 1: And I always am like, how do you? How do

459
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:34,919
Speaker 1: you thread that needle and be that person? But the

460
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,840
Speaker 1: thing is you just can't. People are just gonna not

461
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,639
Speaker 1: like you sometimes. But have you has anyone ever not

462
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:41,200
Speaker 1: liked you?

463
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:41,439
Speaker 6: Do you?

464
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,639
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard rumors of like a teacher or

465
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,240
Speaker 1: a student who didn't like you?

466
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:49,840
Speaker 4: And you're just like, why, I've like not gotten along

467
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:51,880
Speaker 4: with some coworkers actually.

468
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:55,960
Speaker 1: Just one Well how does that happen? Always budding heads

469
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:59,920
Speaker 1: about No, it's a it's a female teacher, and how

470
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:02,280
Speaker 1: what you don't have to go?

471
00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:05,040
Speaker 4: I just thought she was like rude a lot of times,

472
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:08,520
Speaker 4: very curt with certain people, and so everyone would just

473
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:10,120
Speaker 4: give her a pass and be like that's just how

474
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:12,240
Speaker 4: she is. And I was like, no, you're not allowed

475
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:14,439
Speaker 4: to treat people that way, and I would call her

476
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:16,800
Speaker 4: out for it. And I was the only person that

477
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:20,800
Speaker 4: would actually like stand up to her, and we always

478
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:24,439
Speaker 4: like butted heads, I mean for like ten years, every

479
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:27,560
Speaker 4: couple of years we'd have like.

480
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:32,040
Speaker 2: Like a moment coworkers like Laurens.

481
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:34,200
Speaker 4: Very uncomfortable moments where we'd be like have a staff

482
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:38,439
Speaker 4: meeting and I would like say something and then she

483
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:41,120
Speaker 4: would take it offensively and it would like shut down

484
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:43,240
Speaker 4: and we would we would not talk for like weeks.

485
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:47,000
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah, whoa. It's the only place to

486
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:49,280
Speaker 2: be when you're the only person that calls out somebody

487
00:24:49,359 --> 00:24:50,760
Speaker 2: who yes, and.

488
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:54,040
Speaker 4: No one would pick a side because everyone wanted to

489
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,560
Speaker 4: like keep the peace, and so because everyone's scared of

490
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:58,159
Speaker 4: this woman, probably very scared of her.

491
00:24:58,400 --> 00:24:59,440
Speaker 2: Have you ever had enemies?

492
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:06,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I really, Yes, a boss, well, yes, that was one.

493
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 3: But the biggest one was in college. Lorden and I

494
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:14,199
Speaker 3: had a secretly date and then because there was my

495
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:18,720
Speaker 3: roommate at the time, Uh yeah, he did not like that.

496
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:21,800
Speaker 3: Laura and I started dating really ended in a fistfight.

497
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:24,600
Speaker 1: Wait wait why I never.

498
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:25,680
Speaker 3: Punched anybody in my life.

499
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:28,520
Speaker 1: We never heard this story. No, yes you have. Wait

500
00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:31,159
Speaker 1: why did he love you?

501
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:33,720
Speaker 3: No? Maybe I hoped, Probably he was.

502
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:37,359
Speaker 1: He was just I did wear a chain, ba I

503
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:40,480
Speaker 1: bet you anything. It was just he felt your friendship

504
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:42,760
Speaker 1: was threatened and you weren't getting he wasn't getting any

505
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:44,199
Speaker 1: more time with you, and he was a little bit

506
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:47,200
Speaker 1: gay for you, and that which is no he was

507
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,879
Speaker 1: now really was he into you?

508
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:52,560
Speaker 3: Yes?

509
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:55,440
Speaker 1: Oh that's it. I didn't know it. Oh I thought

510
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:58,439
Speaker 1: I thought it was. I didn't realize that was it.

511
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 1: You start with a t No, No, who was when

512
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:03,480
Speaker 1: did this happen?

513
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 3: Talk off camera?

514
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:07,359
Speaker 1: Oh my god. So he had a crush on Lauren

515
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:08,679
Speaker 1: and was upset that you were with her.

516
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:10,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, he thought.

517
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:13,440
Speaker 4: He was trying to like he thought that Matt understood

518
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:15,480
Speaker 4: that he was pursuing me.

519
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:18,119
Speaker 1: But it was like we were always just friends. And

520
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,320
Speaker 1: I was like, no, I love when it comes down

521
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:22,920
Speaker 1: to like, it's not that Lauren doesn't like me. I'm

522
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:25,399
Speaker 1: going to beat this guy up and then she'll like me.

523
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:28,119
Speaker 1: It's like what you call the snake in the ground.

524
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:32,520
Speaker 1: I didn't beat or he thought he was going to

525
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:34,600
Speaker 1: beat you up and then win her for some reason,

526
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:35,360
Speaker 1: like that would win.

527
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:37,640
Speaker 3: It just got weird. There's just a lot of animosity,

528
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:41,399
Speaker 3: and it was like Lauren at one point was like, uh,

529
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:47,200
Speaker 3: you either we can't have a secret relationship. We got

530
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 3: to end this.

531
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:53,040
Speaker 8: So it came to ahead and uh, you get some

532
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:57,840
Speaker 8: good licks in I. I, uh, there was a there

533
00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:58,720
Speaker 8: was a bleeding.

534
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:01,080
Speaker 3: No, there was.

535
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:02,919
Speaker 1: He just like attacked you.

536
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:07,040
Speaker 3: I got attacked. Hilariously. One of the moves in the

537
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:10,720
Speaker 3: whole thing had happened in the hallway of our apartment,

538
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:13,160
Speaker 3: and there was some swinging and like on the ground wrestling.

539
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:15,919
Speaker 3: At one point he tried to give me like an

540
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:20,320
Speaker 3: atomic wedgie. Kid, you not underwear ripped?

541
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:25,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was there.

542
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:29,080
Speaker 3: It was wild.

543
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:33,159
Speaker 1: Let me guess you guys were drunk. No, completely daytime,

544
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:34,280
Speaker 1: the middle of the day.

545
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,520
Speaker 3: It was not like it was not a late that

546
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 3: was literally no, he was like it was like he

547
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 3: came home. It was, you know, probably Friday, kicking off

548
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:46,560
Speaker 3: the weekend, and he came home. Lauren and I were

549
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:49,840
Speaker 3: there with two other friends and we were just enjoying

550
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 3: the afternoon and then he secretly yeah, well he knew

551
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:55,960
Speaker 3: at that point, but he turned on music, got really loud,

552
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:56,919
Speaker 3: and then got really weird.

553
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 1: And then what's he doing. He was in his room,

554
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:02,680
Speaker 1: closed the doors, blaring music, and.

555
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:05,199
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was just like it was weird. It was

556
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:05,919
Speaker 3: it got weird.

557
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:09,439
Speaker 1: And then we had always had guys that liked her

558
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 1: so much that they would get like insane. It was

559
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:17,480
Speaker 1: like the only time it was a weird situation. No,

560
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,880
Speaker 1: I feel like there were other times in like high

561
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 1: school and stuff where guys would get like too big

562
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,960
Speaker 1: of crushes on you and then act a fool. What

563
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:27,680
Speaker 1: about the one time that you got let you got

564
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:32,879
Speaker 1: into a physical fight in third grade? But Gary, I

565
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,199
Speaker 1: didn't get in a physical fight with him. Didn't you

566
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,240
Speaker 1: push him or he pushed you or something and didn't

567
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:37,439
Speaker 1: you go?

568
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,480
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I guess he pushed me, but I didn't

569
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 4: like fight him back.

570
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:43,760
Speaker 1: But I had a bully in second grade because he

571
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,200
Speaker 1: probably liked you, and I.

572
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:48,680
Speaker 4: Had to go to the principal's office because he like

573
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 4: it was just he would call me.

574
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:53,160
Speaker 1: He would like make fun of me and be like,

575
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:56,440
Speaker 1: you have veins in your forehead. I remember him saying

576
00:28:56,480 --> 00:29:02,600
Speaker 1: that about and then Laurens slayed him with the best

577
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 1: insult ever. I called him Mary. Well, yeah was scary. Yeah.

578
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 1: There was another one. Remember of the sweatshirt he was wearing. No,

579
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:12,960
Speaker 1: how do you remember this?

580
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:15,560
Speaker 2: Best memory?

581
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:19,680
Speaker 1: Okay, he was wearing he used to wear. Oh, yes,

582
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:20,400
Speaker 1: he wears.

583
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 4: He wore a limited sweatshirt like it's unlimited, the women's brand,

584
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:28,920
Speaker 4: And I was like you're wearing a girl's sweatshirt and that.

585
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,680
Speaker 1: Was the year. That's when he loved you or whatever.

586
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:34,120
Speaker 2: Yeah.

587
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:37,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, but he would chase me down the soccer field

588
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 4: and he would just like yell taunts at me and

589
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 4: chase me, and I'd be like, oh my gosh, why

590
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:44,480
Speaker 4: am I like dearly was?

591
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:45,560
Speaker 1: I remember crying to my.

592
00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:47,960
Speaker 4: Teacher and she she was like, it's not your fault,

593
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 4: it's okay. But when you're a second grader and you're

594
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:53,360
Speaker 4: getting like bullied by a boy.

595
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 1: It's just yeah, it was a great time. Did you

596
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 1: ever get bullied? No?

597
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 2: The only time somebody, the only time, like there's like

598
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 2: a moment. Was in college and I started seeing this girl.

599
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 2: You guys know, oh.

600
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 1: I know this. I love the story and.

601
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,840
Speaker 2: I don't think I really knew it, but wait.

602
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 1: This girl is this is such a crazy story. Chris

603
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 1: and I started dating and we were talking about like

604
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 1: who he dated in college, like who I might know,

605
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:23,720
Speaker 1: because it was he went to a college that a

606
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:26,040
Speaker 1: lot of kids from my high school went to, and

607
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:31,040
Speaker 1: he dated my say, to college, it doesn't matter, let's

608
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 1: just keep it beag. He dated for a while. Yeah,

609
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 1: he dated the most popular girl from my sister's grade,

610
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,959
Speaker 1: who my sister was also one of the most popular

611
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:45,240
Speaker 1: girls in her grade, not by not because she wanted

612
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:47,040
Speaker 1: to be, just because she was very pretty and everyone

613
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:50,440
Speaker 1: liked her. But this girl personal, yeah it's fine, and

614
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 1: so she dated. So this girl was in competition with

615
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:57,320
Speaker 1: my sister because this girl was artificially the popular girl,

616
00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 1: you know, like tried to be and was like badass

617
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:02,080
Speaker 1: and like wore her hair with like you know, like

618
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 1: she would like blow out her bangs and was just

619
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 1: like like this, like she would like go tanning beds

620
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 1: and stuff.

621
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 2: It was natural to her.

622
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:11,080
Speaker 1: So this girl, I don't know if I agree with

623
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 1: that Nikki, that she would blow out her bangs. It

624
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 1: was trying to be popular, she mean popular, Yeah, she

625
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 1: was not there was she was popular? Yes, she was

626
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:21,120
Speaker 1: not a nice girl.

627
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 2: I liked her because she made fun of me a bunch.

628
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:25,120
Speaker 2: That's why I really.

629
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:28,720
Speaker 1: That's probably why. Yeah, okay, I do.

630
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:31,960
Speaker 4: I will say I have good friends that are good

631
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 4: friends with her still.

632
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 2: So the first time I met her, she just just

633
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 2: burn after burn after burn, and I was like, Wow,

634
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:41,120
Speaker 2: I love this girl.

635
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 1: Shut up stupid. So it was so ironic because I

636
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 1: knew this girl, because I'm sorry that you're still friends

637
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:54,240
Speaker 1: with girls that know where. Back in high school, I

638
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 1: did not like this girl because she did not seem

639
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:59,080
Speaker 1: cool to me. She seemed like a bully. She seemed

640
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 1: to be jealous of you, like she just was. I

641
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:03,240
Speaker 1: heard that she was mean to you a couple of times.

642
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:05,560
Speaker 1: So I did not like her, and I still don't

643
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:08,560
Speaker 1: like her. Because she's great. I'm sure she's fine. Now,

644
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 1: I'm sure she's great. I'm sure I could go on

645
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 1: and on about all the things I'm sure about her.

646
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 1: All you said about her is that she makes fun

647
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 1: of you. Why she Why she's so great? Because she

648
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 1: was hot, she was hilarious. Okay, she was hilarious. No,

649
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 1: I am sure she's hilarious. I'm sure. And she was

650
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:29,520
Speaker 1: very popular. A part of this is coming from my

651
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 1: jealousy of how this girl was popular with every guy

652
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:36,680
Speaker 1: from my And that's not true. And I am not

653
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:39,720
Speaker 1: the number one, but that is not true. There is

654
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 1: one more that's odder than her, and so, but she

655
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,280
Speaker 1: was very hot. So, but this girl I just always

656
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 1: knew is like I. This girl was mean to my sister.

657
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 1: I don't like her. And then I'm starting to date Chris,

658
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:55,120
Speaker 1: and he tells me that he dated her for a while. So, anyway,

659
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:56,560
Speaker 1: you dated this girl in college.

660
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:59,320
Speaker 2: I dated this girl in college and she I guess

661
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:01,520
Speaker 2: she was talking to so mother guy at some point,

662
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 2: and he one night, I guess he found out that

663
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 2: I was hanging out with her. And one night he

664
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:14,080
Speaker 2: lived like three houses up. My car window was down

665
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 2: and he used it like a bathroom.

666
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 1: Are you kid?

667
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:19,880
Speaker 2: She's standing there and he did it and somebody said

668
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:22,920
Speaker 2: they saw one. No, yeah, yeah, yeah, somebody said they

669
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:26,800
Speaker 2: saw him. And I was like what. And it got

670
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:28,640
Speaker 2: back to the people that I worked with and they

671
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 2: were they're all bouncers, are huge, and they all wanted

672
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:34,440
Speaker 2: it to kill him. They were like, we're just gonna

673
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,480
Speaker 2: We're just gonna beat his ass. I was like, no,

674
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:38,840
Speaker 2: let me go talk to him. And so I guess

675
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 2: the next night I went down to his house and

676
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:42,080
Speaker 2: knocked on his door and I was like, man, what's

677
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:42,640
Speaker 2: going on.

678
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:44,080
Speaker 1: That's so embarrassing.

679
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:47,640
Speaker 2: And he was wasted when he did it, and he

680
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 2: was totally cool about it, and I was and he

681
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 2: was like he was apologetic. No, because I think I

682
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:56,080
Speaker 2: cleaned it up.

683
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:00,120
Speaker 1: And you're still good at doing that. To this day

684
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 1: with our dog. We'll be right back after this. And

685
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:10,359
Speaker 1: we're back today. We are in d C. Our plane

686
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:12,960
Speaker 1: doesn't link till eight forty five pm. And then I think,

687
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:19,160
Speaker 1: where are we traveling to? First, No, back to Zurich.

688
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 1: We were just there to see Taylor Swift. And now

689
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 1: and oh, this is breaking news for the group. I

690
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:28,239
Speaker 1: think I told you on chat this morning, but I

691
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 1: thought we were going to land at like two and

692
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:33,719
Speaker 1: then Laura and I would have to go, not have

693
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:36,239
Speaker 1: to We're going to see Taylor Swift that night at

694
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:39,399
Speaker 1: like seven, which would have been a rough. I could

695
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:40,959
Speaker 1: have done it, but it would have been a rough.

696
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 1: And so but instead we are seeing tailors with the

697
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,279
Speaker 1: next night, and it's all four of us for the

698
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:48,359
Speaker 1: first night. Then the second night Lauren and I are

699
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:51,400
Speaker 1: going so low and so we have an e we

700
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 1: have Ah.

701
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 2: So first night it's all of us, yeahah, first it's

702
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 2: all of.

703
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:57,080
Speaker 1: Us, But the first night is not until the day after.

704
00:34:58,080 --> 00:34:58,680
Speaker 3: How dare.

705
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 1: So we're gonna get We're gonna land. I have I

706
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 1: have faith that everything's gonna go smoothly today. What are

707
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:10,960
Speaker 1: we gonna do in DC today? After this podcast?

708
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:17,280
Speaker 3: I think it's between the Holocaust Museum and the Smithsonianthian.

709
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,719
Speaker 2: I think we should. Lauren loves the Holocaust, so I

710
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:19,560
Speaker 2: think we should do that.

711
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 3: Well, Lauren already said, we just have to prepare ourselves

712
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:22,760
Speaker 3: for Austria.

713
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:26,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, we are going to Austria. What did you say,

714
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:33,319
Speaker 1: Hitler's Greatest Hits. That is the exhibit that they're doing there,

715
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:39,960
Speaker 1: Hitler's Greatest Hits. So I think, what's going on the Smithsonian.

716
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,880
Speaker 1: Whenever I think of Smithsonian, what's the first image that

717
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:42,480
Speaker 1: comes to your head?

718
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:42,840
Speaker 6: For me?

719
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:46,319
Speaker 1: Like a big broadus or something. Oh, I think of

720
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:51,120
Speaker 1: a big mammoth tusks, and then like a tote bag.

721
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:55,480
Speaker 3: I think a gold coin. I don't know why.

722
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:58,920
Speaker 1: I do have this thing called museums fatigue that happens

723
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:00,880
Speaker 1: to me. It's a real thing. I looked it up

724
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 1: on Wikipedia because I feel I was in Amsterdam with

725
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 1: my parents and we were going through the reich Museum

726
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:15,919
Speaker 1: and I was feeling sleepy, disoriented, agitated. I mean, what's new?

727
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:20,840
Speaker 1: But your posts were so funny. Of all those paintings

728
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:23,640
Speaker 1: that you were like focusing in on. Oh yeah, that's

729
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 1: a lot of the way I have fun. Let's do that, Okay,

730
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:28,040
Speaker 1: we'll do that. But I looked it up and I

731
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:31,360
Speaker 1: just typed in like museum feeling sick because I was

732
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:33,799
Speaker 1: feeling like I don't really ever feel sick, and it

733
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:36,759
Speaker 1: so was notable. And it's a real thing that's been

734
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:40,239
Speaker 1: studied called museum fatigue, and it's been studied since the

735
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:44,279
Speaker 1: eighteen hundreds, and museums are designed to combat it. Not well,

736
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:47,320
Speaker 1: might I add, because every everyone's quiet and it's dark,

737
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 1: and but I was getting ornery. There was one guy

738
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:55,360
Speaker 1: who like walked by me and like I was typing

739
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:58,279
Speaker 1: in my phone. So you know, this new phenomenon of

740
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:01,239
Speaker 1: old men yelling at younger people about being in their

741
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:04,759
Speaker 1: phones is fucking wild to me because guess what, all

742
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:07,440
Speaker 1: old people, you're all addicted to your phones too. You're

743
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:09,640
Speaker 1: like worse than us because your brains are going back

744
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:11,440
Speaker 1: to the way that they were when they were babies,

745
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:15,480
Speaker 1: and they're impressionable and not working as strongly to combat

746
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:18,080
Speaker 1: being addicted to things. Old people are more addicted to

747
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 1: their phones than us Millennials are. I think there are studies,

748
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:26,520
Speaker 1: but they just keep going Jesus crossed and they have

749
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 1: to like mutter underneath their breath, and I go excuse me,

750
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:32,759
Speaker 1: I go kid Jesus crash. I just set it back

751
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 1: to him, like really, I was not in the moon.

752
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:38,960
Speaker 1: And then I waited for him because I wanted to

753
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:43,759
Speaker 1: see him again. I was hissed. And then this guy

754
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:46,799
Speaker 1: like cause he just kept going, he just mucked Like

755
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 1: I hate when someone tries to like mutter under their

756
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,799
Speaker 1: breath something to you and then think they can get

757
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:56,399
Speaker 1: away with it because there's such passive aggressive. I can't

758
00:37:56,400 --> 00:38:01,480
Speaker 1: do it, and so I just go cross to his

759
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:05,279
Speaker 1: dumb best fucking bad And then I was trying to

760
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 1: find him throughout the whole thing, but he kind of

761
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:09,440
Speaker 1: like slipped away. But I was looking into it. And

762
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:12,760
Speaker 1: it's a real thing that it happens in museums. Twenty

763
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 1: minutes into a museum, a lot of people are struck

764
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:20,960
Speaker 1: by complete tiredness and boredness and it all starts to

765
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:22,640
Speaker 1: just like there are only so many pictures you can

766
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:29,080
Speaker 1: see of people going like this with no eyelashes, going, oh, eyelashes.

767
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:37,279
Speaker 1: Why was everyone Jesus and babies, fat babies, Jesus and

768
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 1: sad women and just like it was just it was

769
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:40,959
Speaker 1: just a bad time.

770
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:44,920
Speaker 2: Well, the Jesus stuff is because the church you have

771
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:48,280
Speaker 2: had all the money and would commission like artwork.

772
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 1: I just I don't really need to see it a bunch.

773
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:56,080
Speaker 1: And why is every famous? Why is it famous painting?

774
00:38:56,239 --> 00:38:56,680
Speaker 3: What is it?

775
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 2: What's your dream museum? Like, what's a museum that? Like,

776
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:01,440
Speaker 2: this is thing you could do for.

777
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:04,280
Speaker 1: An act, like I think maybe more modern or more

778
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:08,880
Speaker 1: like just like bright images that aren't all Catholic sadness

779
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 1: and like aren't and just things that I just I

780
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:18,120
Speaker 1: think sometimes the most famous paintings. I just that's why

781
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:20,319
Speaker 1: I subscribe to this YouTube channel where it's like great

782
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,400
Speaker 1: art explained in ten minutes and it will take you

783
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 1: through all the most famous paintings and really give you

784
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:26,359
Speaker 1: a reason why it's so great, Like and if.

785
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,719
Speaker 2: You listen to it on double speed only thix five minutes.

786
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:28,959
Speaker 1: That's true.

787
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:32,840
Speaker 2: Oh my god. The other day it was unbelievable. Nicki's

788
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:35,879
Speaker 2: listened to listening to what is It Like Last Culture.

789
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,400
Speaker 1: Which is on Big Money Players. It's my favorite podcast

790
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 1: I think of all time.

791
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:41,799
Speaker 2: And these guys are talking fast anyway, like they're ye

792
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:45,680
Speaker 2: fast talking culture like gods, and they're just like blah

793
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 2: blah blah bla blah blah blah, and Nikki listens to

794
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:50,680
Speaker 2: it on double speed. I couldn't. I couldn't understand any

795
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:50,840
Speaker 2: of it.

796
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:54,719
Speaker 1: Chris looked at me like I was listening to Japanese

797
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,440
Speaker 1: or something like. He was like, how could you ever?

798
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:00,839
Speaker 1: He goes, is this real? Because I I usually not

799
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:04,480
Speaker 1: show him that I'm listening that fast because it's kind

800
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:07,720
Speaker 1: of embarrassing because because it looks like I'm not really

801
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 1: like consuming art, it just makes me seem like some

802
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 1: kind of like I just read books like the little

803
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 1: like you know, like I'm skimming things.

804
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:16,360
Speaker 2: It is the equivalent of like that speak speed reading,

805
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:17,800
Speaker 2: like in short circuit.

806
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:20,359
Speaker 1: But I can, or you follow all of it, not

807
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:22,800
Speaker 1: all of it. Sometimes they will say something really funny

808
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:24,440
Speaker 1: and I can tell and it's just a little too

809
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:27,600
Speaker 1: fast because they were, you know, just talking faster, and

810
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 1: so I'll go back and make it one point seventy

811
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:32,280
Speaker 1: five or one point five to like or one sometimes

812
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:34,520
Speaker 1: to really catch it. But I will say most of

813
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 1: the time that I go back and make it one

814
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,560
Speaker 1: to understand it. It wasn't even understandable in one, like

815
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:41,319
Speaker 1: it was some kind of mic issue where they kind

816
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:44,239
Speaker 1: of brought it away. So I really can follow it

817
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:48,160
Speaker 1: and that's but it was kind of embarrassing getting coplessly

818
00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:50,640
Speaker 1: to it like that because it sounds it sounds like

819
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:54,880
Speaker 1: foreign language to anyone else. But what where was I

820
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:55,520
Speaker 1: going with this?

821
00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:57,560
Speaker 3: Your ideal museum?

822
00:40:57,719 --> 00:41:04,840
Speaker 1: Ideal museum? Like I really like Edward Hopper, I like uh,

823
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:07,759
Speaker 1: I like I like things that look the way they're

824
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:11,520
Speaker 1: supposed to look. I like realism. I think I can

825
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 1: take a couple of Monais, but I don't need more

826
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:15,200
Speaker 1: than two, like I get it, like.

827
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:19,880
Speaker 6: Limit okay, and like what is the big one that's

828
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 6: like at this Everyone's like, you must see this one

829
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:27,359
Speaker 6: painting at the reich Museum and it was like.

830
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:29,880
Speaker 1: Some kind of it wasn't even the night Watch. The

831
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 1: night Watch. I was so bored by that painting there

832
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:39,319
Speaker 1: was there were there were thousands of paintings that were

833
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:41,840
Speaker 1: more interesting than that, And I really don't understand. I

834
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:44,240
Speaker 1: gotta watch the YouTube video about that why that's interesting

835
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,319
Speaker 1: because what is going on in that painting that is

836
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:49,200
Speaker 1: different than any Like I get Gertica. That is something

837
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:51,799
Speaker 1: that you go, whoa, this is huge. There's a lot

838
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:56,000
Speaker 1: of stuff going on or Washington cross lots going on.

839
00:41:56,600 --> 00:42:01,279
Speaker 1: Night Watch was very boring. I think it was the

840
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:04,680
Speaker 1: way that the artist was able to capture the light

841
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:06,279
Speaker 1: in at night.

842
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:13,120
Speaker 4: Yes, facial facial expressions were very telling.

843
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 1: I feel like that's we saw that. Were you moved

844
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 1: by it? It's I thought, I mean the size of

845
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:26,160
Speaker 1: it on with art that is so kind of unnecessary,

846
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:28,879
Speaker 1: Like when you enter a museum suddenly like you are

847
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:32,799
Speaker 1: more cultured than anyone else and I'm I'm and you're

848
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 1: just staring. I mean, this isn't the first time anyone

849
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:38,040
Speaker 1: said this, but like just staring at a painting and

850
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:41,279
Speaker 1: like you feel even I feel self important when I'm

851
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:43,880
Speaker 1: like really taking in art and I'm like, wow, I

852
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 1: must be so intellectual that I can stare at this

853
00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:50,200
Speaker 1: picture of a MOPy woman over a baby crib that

854
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,239
Speaker 1: like I can like really look at it and like

855
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:54,560
Speaker 1: I'm spending more time with it and I'm looking at

856
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:57,319
Speaker 1: the detail like I must be smarter and a better

857
00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:59,759
Speaker 1: person than everyone here who's just walking by it. Like

858
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,480
Speaker 1: I think, people, really, that's why that man was like

859
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:05,840
Speaker 1: this Christ phone, I don't be on your phone in

860
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 1: the museum. It's like why not. The people who made

861
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,239
Speaker 1: these paintings would have been on their phones too. If

862
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:14,320
Speaker 1: phones existed back then. They would have made these paintings

863
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:17,960
Speaker 1: on their phones. You're not better than me, And then.

864
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:19,840
Speaker 2: That's the point.

865
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 1: And then there was another guy at this fucking Amsterdam

866
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:27,760
Speaker 1: museum that I was asking where Oh, I was asking

867
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:31,360
Speaker 1: where the airplanes were because my dad was adamant on

868
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:34,239
Speaker 1: seeing the aircraft, which sounds like there's going to be

869
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:37,319
Speaker 1: multiple No, I know that's a plural, but it was

870
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:38,160
Speaker 1: one aircraft.

871
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 2: What is it?

872
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:42,520
Speaker 1: It was a plane. It was like a biplane. It

873
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:43,280
Speaker 1: was really cool.

874
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:46,759
Speaker 3: But I also said that old people like airplanes.

875
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:52,120
Speaker 1: They really are Andrew, Yeah, they they love. Dad was

876
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:58,759
Speaker 1: really excited about transportation planes, trains. But I was just

877
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 1: trying to get Dad and Steve Martin. I was just

878
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:05,239
Speaker 1: trying to get Dad and John Candy, and I was

879
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:07,239
Speaker 1: just trying to get Dad up to that fucking plane

880
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:08,960
Speaker 1: so we could leave, because he was already he was

881
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:12,000
Speaker 1: getting a little ornery and like we've already putted this,

882
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:14,560
Speaker 1: you know. So I was just like, we gotta find

883
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:17,239
Speaker 1: this plane so Dad is satiated and we can leave.

884
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:19,440
Speaker 1: Not because I wanted to leave, but Dad was just

885
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 1: he was getting too hot. There were twenty stars. It

886
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:28,680
Speaker 1: was it was around dad's lunchtime. Side note, Lauren made

887
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 1: a genius thing for my dad's seventieth birthday. She did

888
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:35,880
Speaker 1: seventy reasons why we love Dad, and it's so funny,

889
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:38,759
Speaker 1: but one of them was like, no one has a

890
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:42,959
Speaker 1: more regimented meal schedule, then like a rare Honestly, he's

891
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,560
Speaker 1: like a rare bird. That's the last of the spushies

892
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,840
Speaker 1: that were trying to keep alive. Like that, you must

893
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:51,759
Speaker 1: feed us. If Dad doesn't have dinner in like in

894
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 1: place in front of him by six thirty one pm

895
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:58,319
Speaker 1: Central Time, there will be a panic. Another thing about

896
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 1: Dad is that if he the time zone will if

897
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 1: he switches time zones, he will talk about it and

898
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:08,120
Speaker 1: it will be the reason for anything that's going wrong.

899
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:10,360
Speaker 1: So like, if my dad goes to the West Coast,

900
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:13,520
Speaker 1: he'll be like, well, well, where we're from, it's nine

901
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 1: o'clock right now, so we're really tired. But then if

902
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 1: he is in the West Coast and then travels to

903
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:23,120
Speaker 1: the Central Central time zone, he'll be like, oh, well,

904
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:26,759
Speaker 1: we traveled so much today because of the time zone.

905
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:28,879
Speaker 1: We like the times will never serve him.

906
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 4: He did use the term he was jet lag from

907
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:33,239
Speaker 4: being in California.

908
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 1: Can you keep jet leg a two hour differ you?

909
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:41,240
Speaker 1: Dad talks about jetlag like it is stage four cancer.

910
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:43,359
Speaker 1: That is how much he will use it to get

911
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:46,120
Speaker 1: out of things, to be excuses for things. But Lauren

912
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:48,640
Speaker 1: made a really good list that are so we should

913
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 1: read some of them because they are so funny. But so,

914
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:53,160
Speaker 1: I was trying to find this plane to get Dad

915
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:56,440
Speaker 1: his to lunch, and I went up to this guard

916
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:58,920
Speaker 1: who was like kind of my age, and I thought, oh,

917
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,759
Speaker 1: finally like us, someone who's not gonna Jesus Christ. Me

918
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:03,680
Speaker 1: and this guy and I go, E see me, where

919
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:06,520
Speaker 1: is the aircraft? And he spoke English and he's like,

920
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:09,040
Speaker 1: you're gonna go straight down this hall and I go, oh,

921
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:11,799
Speaker 1: thank you, And I start walking down the hall and

922
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:14,200
Speaker 1: he goes, I'm not done. But then he just stares

923
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:17,040
Speaker 1: straight ahead like I hate when they do that, like

924
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:19,200
Speaker 1: instead of being like, man, I'm not done talking, he

925
00:46:19,239 --> 00:46:20,760
Speaker 1: just goes, well, I'm not done, and then he looks

926
00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:23,520
Speaker 1: off like this like you made me mad, and I

927
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:26,719
Speaker 1: go what. He goes, I wasn't done talking, and I go, oh,

928
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:28,400
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I didn't know. I was just trying to

929
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 1: not bother you for a really long time, and he's like, no,

930
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:33,520
Speaker 1: you seem to know where to go. And I'm like, no, wait,

931
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:37,400
Speaker 1: I swear to God, I go no, I want to

932
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:39,440
Speaker 1: know where to go. I'm so sorry. I'm I'm I'm

933
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:42,520
Speaker 1: stupid rushed Canadian because I always say I'm Canadian. If

934
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,719
Speaker 1: I do something that seems annoying that they're going to

935
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:49,040
Speaker 1: tribute to Americans. That's from Chris, and so I go, sorry,

936
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:53,920
Speaker 1: all of our books cost a dollar fifty miles America,

937
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:57,640
Speaker 1: And yeah, I was just trying to find about where

938
00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:02,239
Speaker 1: we can get planes. But yeah, he did that to me,

939
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:06,160
Speaker 1: and I was just like an after Jesus christ man

940
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:07,600
Speaker 1: and that man. I was like, I got to get

941
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:09,880
Speaker 1: the fuck out of here. This place hates me. Everyone

942
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:12,160
Speaker 1: here hates me. I'm just a dirty American who has

943
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:14,400
Speaker 1: no patience and they all don't like me. And I

944
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 1: was so mad about it because I was just what

945
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 1: I was trying to do is not inconvenience him.

946
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:22,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's also the same thing with the lift.

947
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:24,280
Speaker 2: It's just like you're in a rush to get everywhere.

948
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, what do you think that is? Well? I

949
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:31,960
Speaker 1: really was like I just didn't. I just I just

950
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 1: know I just feel like everyone takes too lot. Yeah,

951
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:41,440
Speaker 1: I just really don't have patience for someone going like, well,

952
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:44,319
Speaker 1: you go down that hallway and it's gonna look like

953
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 1: it's three. Like I just I'm an intelligent person. Just

954
00:47:48,239 --> 00:47:51,839
Speaker 1: go left, first, straight down here, first left, go right

955
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:54,120
Speaker 1: up the hystairs. But he was talking at a pace

956
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:57,239
Speaker 1: that I wasn't trying to interrupt him. I would never

957
00:47:57,280 --> 00:47:59,120
Speaker 1: have done that. I literally thought he was done with

958
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 1: the sentence. So I was like, okay, thanks, like I

959
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:03,800
Speaker 1: was just trying to get there so dad could get lunch.

960
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:07,280
Speaker 1: But then I was made to look like an asshole,

961
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:09,680
Speaker 1: and he was like he was hurt by it, and

962
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:13,120
Speaker 1: I'm just like, don't take it personally, dude. But you

963
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:15,920
Speaker 1: could tell that he just he probably has a girlfriend

964
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 1: like me, and was it was taking it out of here, yeah, yeah,

965
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:24,839
Speaker 1: And and for his mom was like that, yeah, that's

966
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:31,920
Speaker 1: probably it. Final thought. So we're going to see Taylor

967
00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:35,000
Speaker 1: Swift any how many times? Is this just so this

968
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:40,000
Speaker 1: would be eighteen and nineteen for me? It is I'm

969
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:43,600
Speaker 1: excited to go because it's like, uh, I'm excited for

970
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:46,839
Speaker 1: Matt to see it because you haven't yet. Nope, and

971
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:49,879
Speaker 1: you've watched it, probably at home with your children. No,

972
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:50,480
Speaker 1: he hasn't.

973
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:53,719
Speaker 3: No, I watched. I watched really uh Disney plus the

974
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:56,200
Speaker 3: whole thing. Yeah, I got through it some of it.

975
00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:59,000
Speaker 1: No, you watch a baby like No. I twenty minutes

976
00:48:59,040 --> 00:48:59,279
Speaker 1: of it.

977
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:03,720
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, No, no Fortes.

978
00:49:04,239 --> 00:49:06,960
Speaker 1: Seriously, you wouldn't even listen to the album.

979
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:11,520
Speaker 4: I was like, let's listen to the old to gear up.

980
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:14,960
Speaker 2: He's like, you're getting right.

981
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:17,840
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no. I said, we were on the

982
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:19,759
Speaker 3: way to your parents' house and he said, let's listen

983
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:21,480
Speaker 3: to te Swift and I said, let's just talk to

984
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:23,839
Speaker 3: the kids. We're not going to talk them for seven days.

985
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:26,520
Speaker 3: That was fair, good dad, right.

986
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:28,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, he would have chosen.

987
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:32,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, we ever full life with the kids. We don't

988
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:34,600
Speaker 1: know how long aerostore is going to be around, or

989
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:35,880
Speaker 1: Spotify for that matter.

990
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:39,040
Speaker 3: No, but I'm excited. And yes I didn't watch it all.

991
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:41,480
Speaker 1: No, but I was saying, I think you're I think

992
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 1: it's cool because you were at fish last week. You

993
00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:47,400
Speaker 1: went to two fish shows. Your fish head A fanatic,

994
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:55,879
Speaker 1: a fisherman, Yeah, pH fan, And I'm are Is there

995
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:58,360
Speaker 1: anything that you're excited about for this or are you

996
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:01,560
Speaker 1: just like just excited to see whatever happens.

997
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:06,160
Speaker 3: Just the fact that it's sold out across the US

998
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:11,920
Speaker 3: and the world, so that's obviously a testament to the fans.

999
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:15,520
Speaker 3: And then she obviously is like the biggest superstar ever

1000
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:19,040
Speaker 3: and you all have I mean, you've gone nineteen times,

1001
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:22,719
Speaker 3: you've gone, You've gone. I feel like I'm left out

1002
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:27,319
Speaker 3: and uh, you guys, what are the biggest superstar ever?

1003
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:28,120
Speaker 1: What are you gonna wear?

1004
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:29,399
Speaker 3: I have no idea.

1005
00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:30,640
Speaker 2: You don't have clothes right now?

1006
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:33,520
Speaker 1: It's true, but did you bring in a sailors with outfit?

1007
00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:35,640
Speaker 3: I don't even know what that means. I asked Lauren,

1008
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 3: I said, what is that? And I said what are

1009
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:39,240
Speaker 3: you wearing? And she said, I don't.

1010
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:40,960
Speaker 1: Know, but you don't know where you're wearing. No, I

1011
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:43,400
Speaker 1: don't have anything. I gotta like hit up H and

1012
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:44,120
Speaker 1: M or something.

1013
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:47,439
Speaker 2: Okay, what are you excited about?

1014
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:50,479
Speaker 1: Why don't Okay? What am I excited about?

1015
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 4: I'm excited about seeing what the fan base is like

1016
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:56,680
Speaker 4: in Europe. It's probably still going to be most Americans.

1017
00:50:56,800 --> 00:51:00,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna I'm excited for her new T T

1018
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:03,560
Speaker 1: what's that songs?

1019
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 2: It's the new It's the latest hasn't seen.

1020
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:12,719
Speaker 4: Yes, I went summer, but I thought that the new

1021
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:14,320
Speaker 4: so she's adding new songs.

1022
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:19,479
Speaker 2: I thought, you say, this album came out during this tour,

1023
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:22,359
Speaker 2: so there's a new era, and so she added that era.

1024
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:24,839
Speaker 1: She took away some songs, so she sit in a

1025
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:26,399
Speaker 1: new era and there's about five songs.

1026
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:31,840
Speaker 3: Okay, so maybe, oh my god, all the seventeen shows

1027
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:35,160
Speaker 3: you've seen so far have not been the same since

1028
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:36,120
Speaker 3: that album came out.

1029
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:40,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, the last five I saw had the TTPD set,

1030
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:44,520
Speaker 1: got it. But before then I saw twelve shows that

1031
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:48,960
Speaker 1: were normal, and then well she added long Live probably

1032
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:51,680
Speaker 1: six shows in so that was different. And every show

1033
00:51:51,719 --> 00:51:54,960
Speaker 1: she does two secret songs that are different, right, and

1034
00:51:55,000 --> 00:52:00,520
Speaker 1: those are so exciting. On last cultures that at Rogers

1035
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:02,640
Speaker 1: and bowhen Yang went to an Amsterdam show that I

1036
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:04,560
Speaker 1: was at. I'm so mad that I didn't know that

1037
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 1: they were there, but they were talking about I just

1038
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:10,200
Speaker 1: love them so much. They were talking about how before

1039
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:12,360
Speaker 1: she reveals what the secret song is gonna be, so

1040
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:15,120
Speaker 1: she like talks about She's like, welcome to the acoustic set,

1041
00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:17,000
Speaker 1: and then she was like, this is my favorite. This

1042
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:19,000
Speaker 1: is the favorite part of the show for me because

1043
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:21,840
Speaker 1: I work really hard to figure out, like what songs

1044
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:24,279
Speaker 1: to do, and she and she combines two songs, so

1045
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:26,279
Speaker 1: when you hear the secret song, she'll do one on

1046
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:30,480
Speaker 1: acoustic guitar, one on piano. And just know that halfway

1047
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:33,160
Speaker 1: through the acoustic song that you will not know because

1048
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:33,960
Speaker 1: you won't know it.

1049
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:36,160
Speaker 3: I've listened to plenty of teams.

1050
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:38,839
Speaker 1: You might recognize it, but halfway through it, it will

1051
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:41,120
Speaker 1: change to another song. So you might think, WHOA, this

1052
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:44,160
Speaker 1: song just sounded really different all of a sudden. Just

1053
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:47,040
Speaker 1: know that it's too. She always mashes two songs together

1054
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:49,759
Speaker 1: for each one. Am I a fan of that? I

1055
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:50,479
Speaker 1: don't know.

1056
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:54,280
Speaker 2: When Fish goes from like Tweezer to you Enjoy Myself

1057
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:57,080
Speaker 2: back to do.

1058
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:59,600
Speaker 1: The sing sing that you Gotta Jaboo got a sing

1059
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:01,800
Speaker 1: got I knew that song. That's the only song I know.

1060
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:07,640
Speaker 1: But uh, what was I gonna say? Oh, the secret songs?

1061
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:13,920
Speaker 1: Oh what was I'm gonna say? I forget now? Oh

1062
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:16,239
Speaker 1: oh yeah? And yeah okay, So then they go, they go.

1063
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:20,880
Speaker 1: They anticipation right before she starts playing. When she's she

1064
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 1: starts playing a chord and people are kind of like

1065
00:53:22,719 --> 00:53:24,520
Speaker 1: trying to figure out. But when she starts that first

1066
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:29,920
Speaker 1: lyric they compared it to being Kelly Clarkson right before

1067
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:33,040
Speaker 1: she won American Not don't like that moment of like

1068
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:36,520
Speaker 1: because the crowd goes fucking nuts. And then I think

1069
00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:39,200
Speaker 1: Bowen goes wait. I think Matt Rogers said this, and

1070
00:53:39,239 --> 00:53:42,440
Speaker 1: Bowen goes wait, is it before? Like, are you is

1071
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:44,600
Speaker 1: everyone Kelly in the crowd? Or is everyone the crowd

1072
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:50,160
Speaker 1: in the American Idol? And back goes everyone is Kelly

1073
00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:53,120
Speaker 1: And it's so true. That moment is so exciting because

1074
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:55,080
Speaker 1: we're just like because they were at the show where

1075
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:56,840
Speaker 1: she played Guilty as Sin, which is one of the

1076
00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:59,840
Speaker 1: best new tracks off of t TPD, and it's not

1077
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:02,600
Speaker 1: in the set list, you know, so when she said

1078
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:06,200
Speaker 1: drowning in the Blue not, we all were like, like,

1079
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:10,160
Speaker 1: it was totally Kelly Clark's American Idols. So we're very

1080
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:11,600
Speaker 1: very excited about that.

1081
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:13,719
Speaker 2: What are you for the show?

1082
00:54:14,239 --> 00:54:19,359
Speaker 1: I just love I'm well, I just am obsessed with Uh. Well,

1083
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:22,400
Speaker 1: I'll probably try to sneak to the floor for Tortured

1084
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:26,240
Speaker 1: Poets because I just I want to dance around freely.

1085
00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:28,560
Speaker 2: Have you talked about the difference between the europe floor

1086
00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:29,520
Speaker 2: and Yeah, so.

1087
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:32,640
Speaker 1: In the in No, I haven't in the World tour floor.

1088
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:35,520
Speaker 1: Everyone is just on their own. It's like general seating, right,

1089
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 1: so it's like everyone's standing room only, and it's like

1090
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Speaker 1: like the Fish Show in America. The floor is seated.

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Speaker 1: So I've been on the floor, but it's always been seated,

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Speaker 1: and seated is fine. You just dance in place, but

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Speaker 1: on the floor there's like space to like really like

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Speaker 1: get into it and like express yourself and just like

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Speaker 1: feel the music. And I really and I'm not trying

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Speaker 1: to get in the front and be in front of

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Speaker 1: people and dancing and being obnoxious. I'm I'll, I'm proud

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Speaker 1: to be in the back before, like next to the

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Speaker 1: concession stand, just dancing. I just want to be able

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Speaker 1: to move a little bit freer and and get a diecoke,

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Speaker 1: even though they taste differently in Europe. But my favorite

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Speaker 1: part is, uh, the Who's Afraid of Little Me? I'm

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Speaker 1: very excited to see that, and apparently she is fitting

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Speaker 1: a new shriek during that that everyone is talking about.

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Speaker 1: I have not seen it or heard it, so there's

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Speaker 1: like a new shriek during Who's Afraid of Little of Me?

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Speaker 1: That I'm very excited about and you know what else

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Speaker 1: I'm excited about. I'm excited about you guys being there

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Speaker 1: because this is such a fun group of like people

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Speaker 1: who are like into it, and like will will be

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Speaker 1: just cracking jokes the whole time. We'll be talking about

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Speaker 1: like our surroundings will be like making fun of each other,

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Speaker 1: and that's gonna be really fun. I think, Chris, did

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Speaker 1: you bring your shirt to wear? I meant to tell

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Speaker 1: you maybe.

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Speaker 2: I did a shirt.

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Speaker 1: I'm the only one who's going to be dressed.

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Speaker 3: Shopping.

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Speaker 1: We gotta go to Italy now apparently and barter for

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Speaker 1: some shrimp and I don't know where.

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Speaker 3: Can I say one thing about your dad and the show, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: that he's been hanging on you know, he just turned

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Speaker 3: seventy and and he went to Taylor Swaft and you

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Speaker 3: guys had such a fun time there. But he keeps

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Speaker 3: referencing like in anticipation of less going. He's like, have fun.

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Speaker 3: I hope you don't cry.

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Speaker 5: And he said that his friends, like, after you filmed

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Speaker 5: that video of him crying, his friends were like going

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Speaker 5: deep in the comments section. Oh yeah, like I don't

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Speaker 5: know TikTok and stuff that he's not on. Yeah, and

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Speaker 5: they're screenshotting the funny ones, being like, uh yeah, but

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Speaker 5: the one that he loves the most, he said, keeping

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Speaker 5: in mind that he just turned seventy. Is that someone

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Speaker 5: said he's crying because he realizes he has limited time

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Speaker 5: on Earth and he's wasting it.

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Speaker 3: At a Taylor's concert.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a really good one, and they kept

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Speaker 1: calling him up pussy and he loves it. Like, my

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Speaker 1: dad is not scared of negative comments about himself, so

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Speaker 1: keep them coming for him, but not for me. I

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Speaker 1: can't take up. Who's afraid of little old you me?

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Speaker 1: I am scared of comments? Thank you guys for listening.

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Speaker 1: Thanks to Lauren, Matt and Chris for being on the

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Speaker 1: show today. Thank you for Noah for arranging this. We

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Speaker 1: will see you next week on the pod when we

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Speaker 1: were back from Europe. Sorry for the only one show

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Speaker 1: this week, but you know how it goes. I would

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Speaker 1: have had more for you, but travel arrangements got screw.

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Speaker 1: Love you guys, Thanks for listening. Don't be good bye.