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Speaker 1: kids say, it's tap time. I've never heard of that,

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Speaker 1: only I guess the only kids I hang out with them.

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Speaker 1: Why are you weird? Today? A woman recently told her

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Speaker 1: best friend that she matched with a guy on a

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Speaker 1: dating app and she was really excited about him. It's

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Speaker 1: actually one of the very first guys that she's ever

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Speaker 1: actually given her phone number two through the app, and

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Speaker 1: they're supposed to talk for the first time later today.

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Speaker 1: What she doesn't know is before the real guy contacts her,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to beat him to the punch. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: pretend to be him. I'm gonna ruin all her I

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Speaker 1: have a feeling I don't know why. It's not gonna

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Speaker 1: go that great. Yeah, see if I'm right with your

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Speaker 1: brand new phone tap right now? On the twenties. Hello,

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Speaker 1: Hey is this Raquel. This is Raquel. Hey, Raquel, this

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Speaker 1: is Owen, you know from Okay Cupid. Hi, Owen, Hey,

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Speaker 1: this is nice to talk to you. Yeah, it's good

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Speaker 1: to talk to you. Um, I hope it's okay that

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Speaker 1: I reached out. Yeah. I was kind of waiting. I

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Speaker 1: was wondering, you know, like when we were going to

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Speaker 1: be able to finally talk. Yeah. So your profile said

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Speaker 1: that you're a nurse, right I am. I'm a pediatric nurse,

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Speaker 1: so I worked with kiddos. Oh sorry, but your phone Yeah, sorry,

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna let that go to voicemail. Um, you

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Speaker 1: were saying you're a pediatric nurse. Yeah, I was saying

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Speaker 1: that I work with kids and teens. Like usually it's

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Speaker 1: very busy day. I'm sorry. I sorry, Yeah, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Someone's trying to reach me. Um, you need to get that.

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Speaker 1: You can call me back later. No, no, no, let's

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Speaker 1: let's just do this now. I got some time. I

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Speaker 1: got some time. Um. So yeah, I mean being a nurse,

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Speaker 1: that must be pretty pretty busy. Like what what kind

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Speaker 1: of stuff do you like to do for fun? Though?

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Speaker 1: You know, when I want to be totally quiet and

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Speaker 1: stuff like that. So I yoga. You know that sounds

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Speaker 1: like a different phone. Yeah, that's my business phone. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: there's a there's a fire or something at work. Um okay,

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Speaker 1: well he's like somebody's trying to get a hold of you.

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Speaker 1: So you no, no, no, no, that's not important to

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Speaker 1: me right now. What's important to me is you, Like

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Speaker 1: I really want to get to know you. Sorry, you

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Speaker 1: were saying something. God, that is so annoying. It's okay,

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Speaker 1: you can answer it. No, I mean I really want

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Speaker 1: to give you all of my attention. Okay, wow, another phone,

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Speaker 1: that's my other workline, my second job, jobs, first job, everything, Like,

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Speaker 1: you need to stop and get the phone, because at

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Speaker 1: this point I could be a telemarketer though I don't. Okay,

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Speaker 1: get the damn real, Raquel. Just ignore it. Okay, you

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Speaker 1: were I'm focused on what you were telling me what

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Speaker 1: you do for fun. You said something about you're into turtles. What. No,

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Speaker 1: I didn't say anything about turtles. Phone right there. You

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Speaker 1: weren't even listening. Okay, okay, you know what you're right like,

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Speaker 1: full disclosure. I got a little bit distracted by the phones.

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Speaker 1: But I don't hear anything now, Like it's been ten

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Speaker 1: whole seconds, no rings, So I think we're in the clear. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I apologize, no problem, all right, you sound really sweet,

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Speaker 1: really fun. Thank you very Oh my, oh my? If

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Speaker 1: you what is that? Is that another phone? I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: lug this one. How many do you have? Sorry? I

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Speaker 1: just knocked it on the floor. That was easier. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: that's broken now all right and can't be disturbed anymore.

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Speaker 1: I want to hear all about you and uh, unreal.

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Speaker 1: This is unreal. It is unreal. My grandma's rotary phone

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Speaker 1: is ringing. Why did anybody call that? In years? You

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Speaker 1: have to answer this being amen, something has happened. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna grab a so hello. Oh hey, yeah, what's up?

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Speaker 1: This is Owen from Okay Cupid? How are you doing?

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Speaker 1: What you're doing? Anything right now? Hey? Oh I can

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Speaker 1: hear you. You're funny. What are you wearing right now?

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Speaker 1: Stop talking? Whoever that is? I mean? Yeah, I could

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Speaker 1: send you a pick. Sorry, hold on, I gonna hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: sorry about that. That was h That was my aunt. Well,

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Speaker 1: that was not your aunt. I heard you on the line.

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Speaker 1: I talk about you from the Dating Act with another chick. No,

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Speaker 1: I heard you. No, that was the name of the

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Speaker 1: hospital that my aunt is at. It has the same

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Speaker 1: name as the dating I know what's going on. That's

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Speaker 1: why you got all these damn phones, because you want

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Speaker 1: the phone talking to women right now. So this is

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Speaker 1: what you're saying is really important. But I just got Wow,

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Speaker 1: I'm so popular today. You know what. I can't talk

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Speaker 1: to you obviously some sort of player playing your game.

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Speaker 1: You got all these women, all these phones. You're trying

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Speaker 1: to talk to all of these others, So why don't

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Speaker 1: you go ahead to do that? Oh no, it's really

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Speaker 1: just one. It's just your friend Christina on the line.

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Speaker 1: That's all Who your friend, Christina? What in the hell

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Speaker 1: are you talking about? I'm talking about this is actually

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call. That's not a real phone. That's ring,

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Speaker 1: that's actually just a sound effect. These are all sound effects.

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Speaker 1: My name's jeff from the radio show Broken Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the Morning. I'm doing a fab on you. Christina emailed

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Speaker 1: us and she said you finally caved and signed up

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Speaker 1: for the dating webs so she wanted us to mess

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Speaker 1: with you. This is ridiculous. What's ridiculous is how popular

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Speaker 1: I am on these damn dating apps. You are crazy, man.

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Speaker 1: Oh hello, Monique. After the damn phone week of every

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Speaker 1: morning was foone times weekday mornings on the twenty Brooke

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning,