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Speaker 1: Ridiculous crime is a production of My Heart Radio Zaren

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Speaker 1: you know it's ridiculous? Yes, I do, Elizabeth Dutton. The

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Speaker 1: fact that the Queen of England owns all of the

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Speaker 1: them all. What. Yes, it's true. It's dates back to

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Speaker 1: like back in the day, back in the day. But

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Speaker 1: the Queen of England owns all of the swans. They

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Speaker 1: are the royal property of the monarchy. And every July

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Speaker 1: the swans in England in England and if you touch one,

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Speaker 1: the Queen is going to come after you. What if

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Speaker 1: I bought myself a swan? Would she commentary? It's the

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Speaker 1: wild swans. It's not like just because you own a

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Speaker 1: Speaking of England, Yes, another thing that's ridiculous is an

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Speaker 1: English heist brought down by a dog detective. Now it's

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Speaker 1: my turn to say, well, what is that a dog

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Speaker 1: detective who is a dog who's a detective of detective

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Speaker 1: of dog related crimes. It's a dog who would qualify

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Speaker 1: as a special inspector, a freelance detective. This, yeah, this

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Speaker 1: is a good one. I'm Elizabeth Dutton. Here was Szaren

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Speaker 1: Burnett and our producer, Consul General Dave Kustin. And this

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Speaker 1: is Ridiculous Crime, a podcast about absurd and outrageous capers,

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Speaker 1: heists and cons It's always murder free and one hundred

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Speaker 1: percent ridiculous. All right, Saron, are you a Ted Lasso guy?

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Speaker 1: Who I'm just kidding now? I love Ted last time?

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Speaker 1: You know this? That show is like, you know, I

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Speaker 1: know a lot of people say, oh, it's my happy place,

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Speaker 1: but it literally is like a rainbow of Midwestern goodness.

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Speaker 1: an American, they're right, right, I just I feel like

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Speaker 1: it's a bomb for the soul, so Ted Lasso. So

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Speaker 1: you know, we're thinking about the whole premise of the

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Speaker 1: show is that we have this American coach who goes

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Speaker 1: over to coach a footy team football that in this country,

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Speaker 1: which is a much better word no, but the rest

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Speaker 1: every four years World Cup comes around, Yes, my favorite.

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Speaker 1: in world sports, here's what the issue with For me.

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Speaker 1: For World Cup, I always root for like Nigeria, camera

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Speaker 1: It's spooky, it's eerie, it's spot on. Do you want

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Speaker 1: don't ask me again. So football is coming home, baby,

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Speaker 1: and like asymmetrical Bob's uh, you know what. Rhodesia big

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Speaker 1: seems weird because it's sports. So we're just gonna and

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Speaker 1: They want to get people all jazzed up, or jazz

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Speaker 1: Awards were offered. I was like, give me some of

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Speaker 1: The Gillette Razor company was all hid hoo, Hello, here's

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Speaker 1: he's got to be making more money shooting crazy drugs

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Speaker 1: And so there's like an eight year old snickering like

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Speaker 1: And then this absolute strongest tip, the real lead here

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Speaker 1: He was like, did you know Jackson Brown has been

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Speaker 1: well we'll just use the official When Jackson this man Jackson,

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Speaker 1: that's two hundred and eighty thousand euros. That's six point

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Speaker 1: seven million pacos. I was just about to ask how

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Speaker 1: So then there's also a note. There's a note tucked

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Speaker 1: dear Joe, no doubt you view with very much concerned

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Speaker 1: only so much scrap gold. If I don't hear from

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Speaker 1: it's one for the pot. And I yelled up, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: pot because he did it in all caps. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: and you know, he puts it in a wooden box

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Speaker 1: The Cup is now sentient just wants to take a tour. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the Cup is like out in a scarf and tootling

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Speaker 1: also he said, I have a request. You have to

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Speaker 1: super good at that special investigator, special investigator, coming up

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Speaker 1: Like what other adult things did you expect that you

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Speaker 1: triggered by you mentioning Bob new Heart right, like, skip

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Speaker 1: yes you are. Yeah, I've drive I've read the blog post.

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Speaker 1: Now you've you've literally I've made you look at my

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Speaker 1: and it's a city escape, and then everything after that

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Speaker 1: that the other New Heart show ended up. The final

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00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:38,600
Speaker 1: episode was him waking up in bed with Emily from

423
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:42,960
Speaker 1: the previous New Art show. So what if a dream?

424
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:48,480
Speaker 1: It's you got to give a warning on that, dude.

425
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:52,480
Speaker 1: I think that it could be just sort of a

426
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:57,520
Speaker 1: surrealistic dream and it's like a it's they live in

427
00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:02,440
Speaker 1: an m drawing basically, and I just I don't know.

428
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:03,879
Speaker 1: I don't want to get into it because I can

429
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 1: go on and on is I know you can't ye anyway?

430
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:09,000
Speaker 1: So yeah, I thought I thought that as an adult,

431
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:12,200
Speaker 1: I'd have to live in one of those apartment buildings

432
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 1: and be a secretary or something like that just seems

433
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:18,720
Speaker 1: kind of the thing. What about you, I always figure

434
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,080
Speaker 1: there would be a lot more cause for me to

435
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,960
Speaker 1: hot wire cars. Oh yeah, I thought I'd have to

436
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:29,359
Speaker 1: deal with like getting out of quicksand totally exactly. We

437
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:31,160
Speaker 1: all know how to get out of quicksand never once

438
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:32,800
Speaker 1: if I had to use that, And you have to

439
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 1: have someone throw you a vine that you can pull

440
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:38,000
Speaker 1: with a long stick. Maybe they take off their pants,

441
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:39,680
Speaker 1: tie them in like to some kind of like well,

442
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:42,480
Speaker 1: and then that's why we did like so much work

443
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:46,080
Speaker 1: on our upper body strength and the President's Physical Fitness Challenge,

444
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:48,359
Speaker 1: so that we'd be able to pull ourselves out of

445
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:53,480
Speaker 1: We needed that upper body. Yeah, we put things hot

446
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 1: wiring cars. I've hot wired a golf cart. Oh really,

447
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:59,680
Speaker 1: it's super easy. Is it the same general principle wire

448
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:02,440
Speaker 1: to wire? Sure? Yeah, you're just like it's usually under

449
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 1: the seat. Sure, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Let's say, let's say

450
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:12,480
Speaker 1: move past that one. So take me back to Joe

451
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:15,120
Speaker 1: means let's go back to Joe means so Joe calls

452
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 1: the cops, even though the note specifically says Joe, don't

453
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,800
Speaker 1: call the cops. He's like, you can't tell me what

454
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:23,399
Speaker 1: to do. Bo Well, I don't know how to do

455
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:28,879
Speaker 1: a rotary phone sound. And he's like trying to make

456
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:30,879
Speaker 1: it go back real fast. When you're like in a

457
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:35,640
Speaker 1: hurry and you're pushing it, I am showing my I'm

458
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:37,480
Speaker 1: actually twelve years old, and I don't know what you're

459
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,880
Speaker 1: talking about. Now. I'm twelve, and I watch a lot

460
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 1: of old television and newsreels and movies. So rotary phones

461
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,280
Speaker 1: did those like come with a free fan? I don't understand.

462
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. Never heard of it.

463
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 1: What's a what's the landline. Okay, now that we've established

464
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 1: that I'm an old crone, Joe starts dialing gets the cops.

465
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 1: He's like, guys, I have a problem. I think I

466
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 1: know where the cup is. The cops then they realize,

467
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 1: we you know, we can't do this. We don't have

468
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:13,719
Speaker 1: the skills to collect a cup. No, you know who

469
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 1: we're going to call the Flying Squad? That was the

470
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 1: Flying Squad? Is the cup like somewhere in the area

471
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 1: that you indeed of the Flying Police odd jet packs.

472
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 1: Then keep in mind that you know, cousins across the

473
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 1: pond have different words for different things. I'm pretty sure

474
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 1: flying is not one of those words. It's a yeah,

475
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 1: the Flying Squad is a specialized robbery unit in the

476
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 1: Metropol Police. Wait, I am still, Can I finish? Let

477
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:55,400
Speaker 1: me just stay in my land of confusion? Can I finish?

478
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:58,840
Speaker 1: So they got the name because the first vehicles that

479
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:02,320
Speaker 1: they were given were refurbished Royal Flying Corps cars from

480
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 1: w W one and it feels like in nineteen twenty

481
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 1: or whatever, so they're given. But also it's probably more

482
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:14,080
Speaker 1: accurate um that they got the name because they operated

483
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:17,440
Speaker 1: all over London and weren't tied to specific divisions, so

484
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 1: they were like the sweeper if we're talking football. Okay,

485
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:24,640
Speaker 1: so the name is kind of like how the L. A.

486
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:27,560
Speaker 1: Dodgers are named for dodging trolleys in Brooklyn. It has

487
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:31,720
Speaker 1: really no connection to what they do, right right, So well, no,

488
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,640
Speaker 1: kind of. I mean, they're just like this squad that

489
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:37,960
Speaker 1: flies all over the city, flying being you know, make sense.

490
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 1: I got a metaphor for their their zooming all they're

491
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:46,960
Speaker 1: zipping and zagging above the phrase willing to drop down

492
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:51,320
Speaker 1: wherever needed. Well, they're there are real cowboys, loose cannons,

493
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 1: and they were really tight with organized crime because you know,

494
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:58,480
Speaker 1: full sure and they have but they have this you know,

495
00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:00,720
Speaker 1: they're supposed to be going after these robberies. And it

496
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 1: was always like the high profile ones, so like if

497
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 1: someone broke into your home, they're not like calling in

498
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 1: the Flying Squad. So they're like the major case unit. Yes,

499
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:15,560
Speaker 1: and Vincent to no Frio was in charge of them, Yeah,

500
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 1: for like thirty years before he grew up. He was

501
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:22,360
Speaker 1: like six. For thirty years he was six years old,

502
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 1: So they were all the Flying Squad, like in the

503
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 1: late seventies early eighties, total Serpico era. They were full

504
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:33,720
Speaker 1: of scandals, convictions, resignations. It was they were a big problem.

505
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 1: Sixty six they're doing, you know, they have some respectability

506
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 1: and the police, the local police know that we've got

507
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:46,480
Speaker 1: a high profile case. We can't mess this up. We

508
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 1: gotta call the Flying Squad. I'm trying not to laugh.

509
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:52,320
Speaker 1: I like to pretend that there's like a special horn

510
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 1: that they blow hark and then the guys like all

511
00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:02,960
Speaker 1: descend wearing berbery rainco who called the floor you're you're

512
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 1: giving him like a little East Enders accent. Yeah, they're

513
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:08,800
Speaker 1: not posh boys exactly. I wasn't thinking they're gonna be

514
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 1: high ended. There are men of the streets. Yeah, they

515
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,719
Speaker 1: know the rough and tumble, Like I said, real cowboys.

516
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 1: I don't know why you say that, It just feels good. Um.

517
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:22,120
Speaker 1: So the Flying Squad, they're the best hope of a

518
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:25,600
Speaker 1: desperate nation. Is trying to get back this solid gold

519
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 1: chalice that they've been loaned and entrusted with. They need

520
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:32,280
Speaker 1: to get it back. The big dog at the Flying Squad,

521
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:37,560
Speaker 1: his name was d I Lynn Buggy. D I Lenn Buggy.

522
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:40,240
Speaker 1: Oh right, d I is the name of the police

523
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:43,840
Speaker 1: ever in Yeah, detective inspector, thank you. I know you

524
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:47,960
Speaker 1: loved those British I really do. I really do both

525
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 1: the television versions the print book version. That's true. You

526
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:56,160
Speaker 1: do read. I do read a lot of the British

527
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 1: mysteries in print. You watched them. You occasionally just mumbled

528
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 1: D D I this, d I that. I often I

529
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:04,560
Speaker 1: have no idea what you're talking about. I show up

530
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 1: that crime scenes here in the States and introduced myself

531
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 1: as d C. I Dotton and then I tell people

532
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:13,560
Speaker 1: get out of my way. I'm so close to retirement.

533
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 1: Do you have a Luther's phone number? Like? Can you do? Okay,

534
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,880
Speaker 1: that's cool, Yeah, call up address like on stop it's

535
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 1: DC I done, DC I donte. Then he goes, hey, Bud,

536
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 1: it's me. You just saw the also Nana's Luther. Okay,

537
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 1: I gotta go by. Was that I turned? Did you

538
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 1: see me turn? Thinking? Came in the room? Uncanny? It's

539
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:40,320
Speaker 1: it's it's a blessing and a curse to have this talent.

540
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 1: D C I Buggy or d I Buggy. I just

541
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:49,960
Speaker 1: promoted him, not yet, d I lend Buggy Friday rolls

542
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:54,880
Speaker 1: around because remember Thursday. The cryptic message in the paper Friday,

543
00:33:55,200 --> 00:34:00,760
Speaker 1: pay up, Saturday Taximi. Here comes the cup, so the

544
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:03,800
Speaker 1: taxi will be taking the cup around. But in the meantime,

545
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:08,120
Speaker 1: exactly Friday rolls around and d I Buggy calls over

546
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 1: to shame means knock knock, means is in bed? Now,

547
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:16,200
Speaker 1: come on, dude, what time is it. I don't know,

548
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 1: in the morning at some point, but means is in bed.

549
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 1: It's not early morning, d I Buggy. He's raring to go.

550
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:24,799
Speaker 1: He's got a suit on. He shined his shoes, looking

551
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:30,759
Speaker 1: shark like Charlie Watts. Alright, p No. He went and

552
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:35,400
Speaker 1: he got a little sausage roll and just like powered

553
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:37,880
Speaker 1: it down on his way over there. His hands are

554
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:39,759
Speaker 1: still a little greasy. He's wiping it off on his

555
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:41,799
Speaker 1: suit as he gets to the front door. And knock knock,

556
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:46,280
Speaker 1: means is in bed? Means has Angina? Oh the heart condition?

557
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:52,960
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, but other in China, I don't know. I'll

558
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:58,120
Speaker 1: just clarify all the one with the heart no foot Indina.

559
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:02,320
Speaker 1: You know, well, in the stress of the situation is

560
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:06,600
Speaker 1: just like doing him in heart. He couldn't take it,

561
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,440
Speaker 1: so he had to have a lie down and he

562
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 1: just you know, he couldn't handle the drop. I don't

563
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:15,480
Speaker 1: I don't want to be ablest. I think that, you know,

564
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 1: I've certainly had to have a lie down at times.

565
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:23,040
Speaker 1: But dude, again, yeah, that's sometimes it's like that. You

566
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,880
Speaker 1: gotta like, you know, like put some backbones, but it

567
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:28,160
Speaker 1: stiff upper liver. You got to put your back into it.

568
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,480
Speaker 1: Joe Means, keep calm and put your back into it.

569
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:36,239
Speaker 1: That's my favorite poster. Saw him at home good so

570
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:41,960
Speaker 1: they won the war totally. Uh Buggy, he's just going,

571
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:45,480
Speaker 1: he's bugging out, and so he works with the long

572
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:48,719
Speaker 1: suffering Mrs Means, who's just at this point she's thinking, like,

573
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:51,400
Speaker 1: what have I gotten myself into? This guy makes a

574
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:54,360
Speaker 1: lot of money. We were in love once, but he

575
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 1: won't get out of bed and save the world cup.

576
00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:01,160
Speaker 1: So Means, Mrs Means and Buggy work together and they

577
00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 1: decide that Buggy is going to pose as Mr Mean's

578
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:12,439
Speaker 1: assistant named McPhee, and um, when Jackson calls, he's gonna

579
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 1: like cover up and be like, I'm new assistant McPhee

580
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:21,440
Speaker 1: and then just hang on because he's really like frail

581
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 1: child's voice. Where is that going? I wasn't sure where

582
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:29,960
Speaker 1: I was going, so he's gonna say McPhee. So Jackson calls.

583
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:34,600
Speaker 1: He's like, Hi, it's Jackson Brown, and Buggy says, hy,

584
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:38,240
Speaker 1: it's McPhee and they talk. Jackson's like this is fishy,

585
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:41,560
Speaker 1: like are you who are you again? And how how

586
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:43,840
Speaker 1: did you get involved with this? Who told you about this?

587
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:48,160
Speaker 1: But Buggy convinces him, no, I'm McPhee. I'm like the

588
00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:51,320
Speaker 1: specialist system. I'm just right hand man. I know everything

589
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:56,319
Speaker 1: and I keep my mouth shut. So he says. Jackson says, fine,

590
00:36:56,640 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 1: meet me at Battersea Park. So d I Buggy pulls

591
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 1: up to the park and means, is Ford Zodiac for

592
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 1: I don't know what Ford Zodiac? That one of those

593
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,080
Speaker 1: like where they named the car differently in different they

594
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 1: named it for the Zodiac Killer. It had this symbol

595
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:14,879
Speaker 1: on the side and as soon as you sat down,

596
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:16,879
Speaker 1: didn't have a seatbelt, it had the hood that came over.

597
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:25,040
Speaker 1: Heme down, I would so actually the Zodiac was the

598
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:28,960
Speaker 1: luxury version of the Ford Zephyr Hyr. Again not what

599
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:31,239
Speaker 1: we had here. You know they do they have like

600
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 1: their own little titles for cars. When you travel, like

601
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 1: you go to like say Columbia, they'll have a different

602
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 1: name for the Toyota trucks, and they're always yeah, I man,

603
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 1: I gotta do this. You're like, I don't know what

604
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 1: the hell you're talking about. Like I thought you guys

605
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:46,319
Speaker 1: like cars in America, like Toyota Fortuna. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

606
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:49,800
Speaker 1: And so in the fifties, the Zodiac, like was a

607
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:54,439
Speaker 1: jazzy little number. It was a precious little thing, super

608
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:57,440
Speaker 1: cool looking. I want one, you can go get me one.

609
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 1: By the mid sixties, nuts hot, they're looking pretty whack um.

610
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,280
Speaker 1: They kind of look like a mid century modern bread box.

611
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:10,320
Speaker 1: It's really unattractive. It also didn't look very aerodynamic. No,

612
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:13,760
Speaker 1: I can't imagine a bad built out of cardboard. But anyway,

613
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:15,759
Speaker 1: so that's what. But so the ugly one is what

614
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:18,280
Speaker 1: d I buggy would have rolled up because it's sixty

615
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:21,400
Speaker 1: six and like I would assume that means had a

616
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:26,160
Speaker 1: new a new car. Let's say it just fresh off

617
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:31,360
Speaker 1: the lot Scott, like you know, six meters on it.

618
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 1: And so it's not a good look, but whatever, you

619
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 1: know what, I Am going to post some pictures of

620
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:44,880
Speaker 1: the Ford Zodiac, both cool version and lame version, on

621
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:49,200
Speaker 1: our Instagram, on our ridiculous crime Instagram. You have that

622
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:52,200
Speaker 1: to look forward to already writing a note. Okay, click,

623
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:56,839
Speaker 1: Like Buggy has five pounds in bills and the rest

624
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 1: is like cut up pieces of newspaper that he's going

625
00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:02,280
Speaker 1: to hand enough to Jackson and just pray that Jackson

626
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:06,040
Speaker 1: doesn't flip through it. Jackson doesn't flip through it. He

627
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 1: opens it up. He's like, that's a lot of money.

628
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:13,040
Speaker 1: Jackson gets in the car, gets in the Zodiac with Also,

629
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:15,960
Speaker 1: here's the thing is Zodiac is the name of a raft. Yeah,

630
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000
Speaker 1: that's why I kept thinking. So when I say Jackson

631
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 1: jumped in the Zodiac, don't in your mind, don't think

632
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:24,680
Speaker 1: that they're getting into a raft. Okay I was. I

633
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 1: see the eyes got all wid That doesn't make How

634
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:33,959
Speaker 1: would you drive boat on road? The Evan Rude would

635
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:40,839
Speaker 1: just tear God, it's a disaster. No wonder they didn't

636
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 1: trust him McFee. So he gets in the Ford Zodiac

637
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:49,680
Speaker 1: vehicle car with wheels. Um. Jackson hops in and says

638
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:53,279
Speaker 1: to Buggy, who he thinks is McPhee, drive around South

639
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:56,239
Speaker 1: London for a little bit, scen do Yeah, you know,

640
00:39:56,400 --> 00:40:00,120
Speaker 1: let's just drive around. Let's just chill. We never had

641
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:04,919
Speaker 1: a chance to know each other. So they're driving along

642
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 1: and Jackson looks in the rear view mirror and sees

643
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 1: a white van following him and he's like, you know what,

644
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:16,120
Speaker 1: I bet you that's that g D flying squad. And

645
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:19,160
Speaker 1: he's right, these are the supposed to be the best

646
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:25,719
Speaker 1: investigators and they're like tailgating in a giant white van

647
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,919
Speaker 1: that says not the fuzz on the side, and they're

648
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:31,239
Speaker 1: just like pretend and they're in like false nose and

649
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 1: glasses around their shows. So at this they stop and

650
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:39,880
Speaker 1: Jackson just jumps out of the car and makes a

651
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:42,600
Speaker 1: run for it, but they catch him. But what do

652
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:46,520
Speaker 1: they not have the cap? The cap? So he's caught,

653
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:50,160
Speaker 1: he's arrested, and you come to find out Jackson is

654
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 1: not his real name. Get the f out totally. I

655
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 1: know that was a shock. His real name is Edward

656
00:40:56,719 --> 00:41:02,520
Speaker 1: Betchley h And he's a four seven year old dock worker. Okay,

657
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:05,479
Speaker 1: good for him, a little rough nick. And he swore

658
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:08,439
Speaker 1: he was innocent up and down. He said he didn't

659
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:10,759
Speaker 1: steal the cup, that he was just asked to make

660
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:12,920
Speaker 1: the call and do all the cloak and dagger in

661
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:16,080
Speaker 1: order to get a five dred pound payment and the

662
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:18,319
Speaker 1: man who asked him to do that was known only

663
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:21,120
Speaker 1: as the Pole. M M. I would be rooting for

664
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 1: him in the World Cup. He totally doesn't it sound

665
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:27,400
Speaker 1: like a Guy Ritchie movie now, oh my god, completely,

666
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:32,840
Speaker 1: just like Batchley was contacted by the Pole and the

667
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,200
Speaker 1: Pole is just like sitting there eating like a kill

668
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:39,239
Speaker 1: boss in his boxer to totally like yeah, and like

669
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:44,920
Speaker 1: some guy Richie Ritchie type music in the background. I

670
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,960
Speaker 1: feel so bad for people named Guy because I will

671
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:51,160
Speaker 1: only call them because I'm a jerk. Um, so ge

672
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:54,160
Speaker 1: Ritchie like this is this is made for it? You know.

673
00:41:54,719 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 1: Um there's like fat Boy Slim playing in the background.

674
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:04,320
Speaker 1: Mass of Attack comes on next. Completely, so, uh, Betchley,

675
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:07,560
Speaker 1: we got Betchley, We have his story about the poll.

676
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:10,120
Speaker 1: We don't have the cup. This is where we are

677
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:15,359
Speaker 1: right now, Beachley money part money, no cup, no cup.

678
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,399
Speaker 1: Let's take a break and I want you to think

679
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 1: about what you've done and then I'm going to come

680
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,800
Speaker 1: back and tell you the rest of this wild story

681
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:24,320
Speaker 1: go on. Be sitting here like coming Golden Brown to myself.

682
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:50,799
Speaker 1: So it is Sunday now, March six. But we were

683
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:53,400
Speaker 1: supposed to get the cup on Saturday. Yeah, the cup

684
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 1: was supposed to catch a taxi. Where's the cup now?

685
00:42:57,160 --> 00:43:01,120
Speaker 1: I'll tell you all. So, exactly one week to the

686
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:05,200
Speaker 1: day after the Cup had been stolen in a brazen robbery.

687
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,960
Speaker 1: England's in a lather over the loss of such an

688
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:14,360
Speaker 1: important piece of their cultural fabric. And you got to imagine,

689
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:16,600
Speaker 1: like the rest of the nation's and the tournament are

690
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:20,800
Speaker 1: pretty ticked off to right. It's like, okay, so we

691
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:23,360
Speaker 1: have to go to England to play. I mean, I

692
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 1: don't want to make it sound like it's a chore.

693
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 1: It's beautiful. Yeah if you like, it's a lovely place.

694
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 1: And I'm just kidding England. So they're like, you know that,

695
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:38,719
Speaker 1: but we got to go to England and we had

696
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 1: we entrust you with the cup and now it's gone.

697
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 1: You know, Scotland's like, hey, don't look at us over here,

698
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:54,480
Speaker 1: and uh, you know, we didn't. They didn't let that.

699
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:57,600
Speaker 1: They have to let that happen. It was incompetence all around.

700
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:02,000
Speaker 1: So this Sunday morning the week on skuy named David

701
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:07,359
Speaker 1: Corbett wakes up, birds chirping, He makes a cuppa They

702
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:09,799
Speaker 1: don't they don't do anything without a cuppa or there.

703
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:11,800
Speaker 1: I've heard this, And for those who don't know, a

704
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:14,000
Speaker 1: cuppa is a cup of tea cup of tea. Yeah

705
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:17,839
Speaker 1: they don't. I mean it's like you can't you can't

706
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 1: do anything. I don't believe it. And it's really rude

707
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 1: when someone offers you a cup of like at their

708
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:25,719
Speaker 1: house or their office and you turn them down. You've

709
00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:28,640
Speaker 1: got to do it really. Yeah, Oh, apparently I've been

710
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 1: really rude in England. Surprise, it's such as England the

711
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:37,960
Speaker 1: entire not rude a lot of places. Yeah, you're right.

712
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:44,719
Speaker 1: So he David Corbett gets up, puts his clothes on,

713
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:48,120
Speaker 1: he puts a leash on his dog. In the UK

714
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:50,480
Speaker 1: they call him a lead. I didn't know that one. Yeah,

715
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:52,879
Speaker 1: I remember, lead on the dog. And he walks down

716
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:55,000
Speaker 1: to the corner to use the pay phone and they

717
00:44:55,040 --> 00:45:01,880
Speaker 1: call shoes trainers. Yeah, they call shoes skittle butts. And

718
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:06,040
Speaker 1: they called dogs muggly worms, muggly wumps, and they called

719
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:12,759
Speaker 1: pay phones flock a d shatter box. All right. So

720
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:15,840
Speaker 1: he got there, his mug on the lead, right on

721
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,160
Speaker 1: the lead, and um, he's going to go make a

722
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 1: call because I guess his brother and the brother's wife

723
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:23,160
Speaker 1: were expecting a child, and he wanted to know if

724
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:28,319
Speaker 1: the kid came in the mail. So he goes down

725
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 1: to use the pay phone. They're walking along and his

726
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:36,360
Speaker 1: dog named Pickles. It's a great name, Pickles. I like

727
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 1: pickles to eat, Like, why are you gonna call it

728
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:43,680
Speaker 1: dog pickles? Because it's cute? Oh, Pickles. It's a rascally

729
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:45,759
Speaker 1: kind of dog name. Can I call it a dog?

730
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:49,479
Speaker 1: Snap peace? They call it dog Brussels brats. My brother

731
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 1: wanted to name his dog bird Seed when they got

732
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 1: that's a cool name. Yeah you could. I would love

733
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:57,880
Speaker 1: to yell that at a dog park. Hey, that was

734
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 1: his whole thing. They wound up with Mickey. Is he?

735
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:03,239
Speaker 1: Everyone in my family we always name the dog's human

736
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 1: names because it's more fun that way. So we my

737
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:12,080
Speaker 1: family we give the humans dog names. Uncle Rover, yeah exactly,

738
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 1: I got Uncle Rover, Uncle Bowser I got. My mom

739
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:19,200
Speaker 1: has a dog named Morty. That's a great name. Yeah,

740
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:22,160
Speaker 1: Morty's a great Morty doesn't look like a dog, No,

741
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:26,880
Speaker 1: I can't imagine Morety has like human eyes and the

742
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:30,520
Speaker 1: weirdest shaped body. He's huge and he has really short legs.

743
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:34,880
Speaker 1: But he's like he's barrel chested. Yeah, he's and like

744
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:37,920
Speaker 1: when he first showed up, he's just like a stray

745
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,880
Speaker 1: who walked up and we like, Hi, I'm Morty. Can

746
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 1: I live here now? Yeah? He just handed us his card.

747
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:47,160
Speaker 1: She thought that he was like an old man dog,

748
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 1: traveling dog salesman. Yeah, that he was just like looking to,

749
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:55,719
Speaker 1: you know, live out his son some years. And it

750
00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:59,879
Speaker 1: turns out he was like three months old and he's

751
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:04,840
Speaker 1: kept getting bigger and bigger and bigger. He's got like

752
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:10,520
Speaker 1: matronly hips and he's he's the best. Maybe I'll put

753
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:15,280
Speaker 1: a picture of Morty on the Ridiculous Crime Instagram. Morty

754
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:18,960
Speaker 1: is a good dude. And so anyway, so Pickles, they're

755
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 1: walking along. Pickles starts sniffing at a package that's leaning

756
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 1: against the wheel of his neighbor's car, sniffing at it,

757
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:32,080
Speaker 1: and like, if you see something, say something, Pickles, Pickles,

758
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:35,800
Speaker 1: you have to help Pickles Pickles was doing. Pickles was

759
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:40,439
Speaker 1: like alert, alert, unidentified package. Although I'm kind of thinking

760
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:43,040
Speaker 1: you probably thought maybe someone dropped something from the butcher store,

761
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:46,360
Speaker 1: like you know, slab a bacon or something. So Corbett

762
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:48,080
Speaker 1: he goes to pick it up, but he stops himself

763
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:50,799
Speaker 1: because he's like worried that it might be an IRA bomb,

764
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:54,680
Speaker 1: like the Irish Republican Army, Republican Army. So he's worried

765
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:58,880
Speaker 1: about terrorism. Now, look, man, when the IRA planted bombs

766
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:02,080
Speaker 1: back then, they almost always called in a warning. That's

767
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:04,959
Speaker 1: what I thought it was like, high value targets would

768
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 1: not be this dude walking in his suburban. Bro, you're

769
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:09,920
Speaker 1: not the Queen of England, and you know what to get.

770
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,440
Speaker 1: You only have to get lucky once you know what

771
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:14,680
Speaker 1: David Corbett Chucky are law. That's all I gotta say.

772
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:20,120
Speaker 1: So his curiosity that gets the best of him. He's like,

773
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:22,759
Speaker 1: I could get my all my arms and legs blown off,

774
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:25,400
Speaker 1: all eight of my arms and legs blown off by

775
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:27,920
Speaker 1: the I r A, and it would be worth it

776
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,120
Speaker 1: to find out what's in this package. So he picks

777
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 1: it back up. It's a little bit heavy. He's nosy,

778
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:35,920
Speaker 1: he does not mind his own business, and so he

779
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,759
Speaker 1: tears open the bottom of it, the bottom of the box,

780
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:41,680
Speaker 1: the bottom of the package. Yeah, have you ever opened

781
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:44,440
Speaker 1: a package before? That was his first time. Well, he

782
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:48,480
Speaker 1: was just born on the sidewalk and pickles, pickles, open it.

783
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:52,239
Speaker 1: Pickles was telling him what to do because he's like,

784
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:56,719
Speaker 1: tear at the bottom. Just go for the bottom, because

785
00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:59,799
Speaker 1: he's thinking that's where the greases. So he tears open

786
00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:02,000
Speaker 1: the bottom and what does he what does he think

787
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:04,920
Speaker 1: it was? He sees a disc with some words setched

788
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:12,480
Speaker 1: on it and he sounds out the word but Brazil, Germany.

789
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:19,279
Speaker 1: You gay. He's like, oh, snap, it's the World Cup yea,

790
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:23,800
Speaker 1: and Pickless like told you just never listen. Nobody listens

791
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:27,759
Speaker 1: to Pickles. Pickles the dog detective Pickles like, you know,

792
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:31,279
Speaker 1: adjust his star on his collar and like there's like

793
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:33,960
Speaker 1: a fingerguns. No one can see him, and you know

794
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 1: he's disappointed. So David Corbett's like, Pickles, let's go to

795
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:40,640
Speaker 1: the cops. And they run down the street to the

796
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:43,640
Speaker 1: police station and they show it to a bobby at

797
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:47,120
Speaker 1: the front desk and the cop looks at it kind

798
00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:51,080
Speaker 1: of like sniffs and tells him doesn't look very world

799
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:54,800
Speaker 1: cuppy to me, Oh, I ain't really worke up is

800
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:57,120
Speaker 1: That's what I was so waiting for you to do

801
00:49:57,239 --> 00:49:59,399
Speaker 1: it in the accent for me, That's what he said.

802
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:01,560
Speaker 1: That's exact how he said it. And then like he

803
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:05,200
Speaker 1: sniffed and then took a sip of tea and then

804
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:11,920
Speaker 1: then then he's like, all right, y'all. And so then

805
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:14,319
Speaker 1: Pickles gets up on the counter and he's like, let

806
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:20,080
Speaker 1: me talk to a detective, like Pickles, chill down. Pickles

807
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:22,719
Speaker 1: pulls out a switchblade and he's like, I will cut you.

808
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:25,880
Speaker 1: And so they go in and get a detective. The

809
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:29,600
Speaker 1: detective comes out all like bleary eyed, he'd been asleep

810
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:31,600
Speaker 1: in his office. He looks at it and he verifies

811
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 1: that the trophy is actually that is the World Cup.

812
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:38,040
Speaker 1: He's like, no, Mr Front Desk, you got this wrong.

813
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 1: It is world cuppy. It looks very world cuppy. So

814
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 1: Pickles fired the cop at the front desk on the

815
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:51,240
Speaker 1: spot marching papers, Pickles approach to get out of here. Pickles,

816
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:54,920
Speaker 1: Pickles is a straight shooter. Pickles is a real cowboy.

817
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:59,000
Speaker 1: I do love that. I like describing people's real cowboys.

818
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:04,360
Speaker 1: Corbett freaks out when the guy says, yes, actually, this

819
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:06,839
Speaker 1: does look really world cuppy. It is the World Cup.

820
00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:10,480
Speaker 1: Corbett is like having a panic attack that the detectives

821
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:12,360
Speaker 1: to sit down and gives him a shot of whiskey

822
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:15,759
Speaker 1: to calm him down. Ah, the Great UK version is

823
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:19,040
Speaker 1: the way it was, like, that's how you elevate, you like,

824
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:22,400
Speaker 1: when you escalate the situation. Normally, when you have a

825
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:24,960
Speaker 1: little freak out, they give you a cup of tea, like, oh,

826
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:28,200
Speaker 1: you've had a dreadful scare. I can say a lot

827
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:30,319
Speaker 1: of this stuff because I lived in Scotland. That's right,

828
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:32,560
Speaker 1: you actually have like insider dope. Yeah, I'm not just

829
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:36,560
Speaker 1: talking smack from the other side of the ocean like you.

830
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 1: I'm not just talking out of my rear end like you.

831
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:44,400
Speaker 1: So he Normally they're like, oh, you've had a dreadful scare.

832
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:48,800
Speaker 1: This is stressful whatever, have a cup of They realize

833
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:51,399
Speaker 1: there's no tea, No milky tea is going to save

834
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:53,839
Speaker 1: this man, so they just like throw a whiskey at

835
00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 1: him and he's like, Okay, I think I can do this.

836
00:51:57,080 --> 00:52:00,560
Speaker 1: Then the detectives are like, wait a second, Dave Corbett,

837
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:05,279
Speaker 1: this story is a little bit suspicious. Your dog found

838
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:10,800
Speaker 1: the trophy, and Pickles is like, I really am offended

839
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:13,520
Speaker 1: by what you're insinuating. He storms out of the station.

840
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:16,440
Speaker 1: Corbett is just like, no, I'm serious, Like I had

841
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:18,759
Speaker 1: nothing to do with it. The cops spend a couple

842
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:21,799
Speaker 1: of weeks investigating him, like, they take all his information

843
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:25,480
Speaker 1: and they let him out verify everything. It turns out, no,

844
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:28,279
Speaker 1: he had nothing to do with it. He's cleared. But

845
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:32,720
Speaker 1: so we have the Cup, right, the World Cup starts

846
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:36,480
Speaker 1: England tearing it up, doing really well. We get down

847
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:43,080
Speaker 1: to the final, England versus Germany. Yeah, now, this is

848
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:50,480
Speaker 1: like twenty years on from England versus So I got

849
00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:54,600
Speaker 1: to imagine, I just I'm gonna, I'm just gonna go

850
00:52:54,719 --> 00:52:57,080
Speaker 1: out on a limb here and imagine that it was

851
00:52:57,160 --> 00:53:00,839
Speaker 1: a contentious crowd. And I'm also mean, this is because

852
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:06,759
Speaker 1: of sixty six. It's German West Germany. This is yeah, yeah, yeah,

853
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:10,800
Speaker 1: because otherwise the Stazi they're just not gonna win. So

854
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:14,840
Speaker 1: England Germany in the finals of the World Cup in

855
00:53:15,239 --> 00:53:20,560
Speaker 1: England World War three totally, Oh my god. The hooliganism

856
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:22,839
Speaker 1: in the road, in the streets must have been out

857
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:29,920
Speaker 1: of control. Who wins Brazil? I think soccer fans everywhere

858
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:35,200
Speaker 1: are the wines connoisseurs of the sport. England one. They

859
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:41,520
Speaker 1: brought football home. Good for them, hurrah, And so they win,

860
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:45,480
Speaker 1: and of course, like Corbett and Pickles lauded for this

861
00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:48,480
Speaker 1: whole thing. They saved the day because there's actually a

862
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:50,759
Speaker 1: trophy for it. Could you imagine if they've gone through

863
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:54,440
Speaker 1: the whole cup and they're like, we don't really have anything.

864
00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:58,239
Speaker 1: Here's a here's a voucher for when we do find one.

865
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:02,640
Speaker 1: Although from what I understand, they had like a metal

866
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:06,080
Speaker 1: smith's make a dummy version of it, not out of

867
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:09,799
Speaker 1: solid gold like the the actual cup was, but they

868
00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:12,320
Speaker 1: had them make a fake one in the event that

869
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:15,600
Speaker 1: they couldn't recover it. You could just use that. So

870
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:19,040
Speaker 1: and then you start wondering, like where is do they

871
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:21,840
Speaker 1: ever use the real one? Like that's the point if

872
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:23,719
Speaker 1: you're going to have a traveling road show and all

873
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:28,800
Speaker 1: out there. Yeah, exactly so um And from what I understand,

874
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:30,320
Speaker 1: like there's a lot of stuff like in the British

875
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:34,319
Speaker 1: Museum where the it's a stolen I think the word

876
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:41,560
Speaker 1: you're looking for is yes. Um. Aside from that, they'll

877
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:45,320
Speaker 1: often put replicas out for display in case like you

878
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:50,040
Speaker 1: come in and go and starts slashing things, Black Panther

879
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:52,520
Speaker 1: like Xaran's here, we gotta put the fakes up, put

880
00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:56,640
Speaker 1: the good, put the good china away. So Corbett and

881
00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:59,160
Speaker 1: Pickles the pup they get to go to the victory

882
00:54:59,239 --> 00:55:02,800
Speaker 1: party after the in but um, they were seated with

883
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:07,600
Speaker 1: the Wags, the wife's wife and girlfriend crew. Yeah, wags

884
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:11,680
Speaker 1: are wives and girlfriends. And the celebratory banquet that was

885
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:14,279
Speaker 1: held at the Royal Garden Hotel. They got to go

886
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:18,759
Speaker 1: to that. Pickles celebrated like a true football hooligan. And

887
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:23,520
Speaker 1: Um he paid on the hotel's elevator doors at the event.

888
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:27,360
Speaker 1: He was drunk. Oh, Pickles was always drunk. Pickles was

889
00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:30,800
Speaker 1: a functioning alcoholic cut right for he's a cop in

890
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:35,760
Speaker 1: Pickles had a cagurator in the back garden. Um Pickles

891
00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:39,160
Speaker 1: won an award from the National Canine Defense League, which

892
00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:42,800
Speaker 1: I didn't even know as a thing, but hooray. And

893
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:47,200
Speaker 1: he also got a year's supply of dog food. Nice nic.

894
00:55:48,239 --> 00:55:51,160
Speaker 1: It eases it up for Corbett. But you know, Corbett

895
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:54,560
Speaker 1: got like six thousand pounds in prize money. He wound

896
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:58,120
Speaker 1: up buying a house. Yeah, he was able to come

897
00:55:58,200 --> 00:56:01,440
Speaker 1: up for Corbett totally. It set him up. Um Pickles

898
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:03,200
Speaker 1: got to be on TV and he also had a

899
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:06,400
Speaker 1: role in the nineteen sixty six movie The Spy with

900
00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:11,799
Speaker 1: the Cold Nes. He became a movie star. Dog yeah,

901
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:16,320
Speaker 1: and the Spy with the Cold Nose was played by Milton.

902
00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:24,320
Speaker 1: The Spy with the Cold Nose was was a box

903
00:56:24,360 --> 00:56:26,399
Speaker 1: office hit. I imagine it was. I think I saw

904
00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:31,359
Speaker 1: the sequel, The Spy with the very large The Spy

905
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:36,120
Speaker 1: with the warm ears. Yes, that's the one out of

906
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:39,120
Speaker 1: the abyss there, the Spy with the warm ears. So

907
00:56:39,719 --> 00:56:44,920
Speaker 1: um Betchley, our boy Jackson. He was convicted of demanding

908
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:48,600
Speaker 1: money with menaces such a British what are you in for?

909
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:54,800
Speaker 1: Demanding money with menaces? All right? My last strongly worded language,

910
00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:58,480
Speaker 1: and he did two years. What you in for? Elbows

911
00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:06,960
Speaker 1: on the table white after Labor Day? Um So, who

912
00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:11,960
Speaker 1: stole the cup? Was it pickles in a drunken stupor? No? No,

913
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:16,960
Speaker 1: you're right, um the bastion stole the cup. It's like

914
00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:20,280
Speaker 1: the murder in the Orange Express. It was our union,

915
00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:24,880
Speaker 1: like collective unconscious moondy that all got together and stole

916
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:27,400
Speaker 1: the cup and made it invisible in order to for

917
00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:30,280
Speaker 1: us to band together and learn about true friendship. It's

918
00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:32,640
Speaker 1: like some Carlos Castanada friendship lessons. Yeah, it was like

919
00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:38,840
Speaker 1: it's like a full Borhey style. Um So, one of

920
00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:44,160
Speaker 1: your favorite publications a bastion of journalistic integrity. The Daily Mirror,

921
00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:46,520
Speaker 1: Oh get up every morning to read it. They did

922
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:51,760
Speaker 1: a ten month investigation in two thousand eighteen. They want

923
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:54,600
Speaker 1: they wanted to wait. They just they're like, the time

924
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:56,960
Speaker 1: is right for a deep dive into this, and who's

925
00:57:56,960 --> 00:57:59,720
Speaker 1: going to investigate it us? The dust is finally settled,

926
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:02,920
Speaker 1: finally you know, the Daily Globe is not going to

927
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:06,520
Speaker 1: do it, and so in the mail forget about it. No,

928
00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:09,800
Speaker 1: the males too, busy tail and Kardashians, The Mirror, they're

929
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:12,800
Speaker 1: on it. They come up with this whole. They say,

930
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:17,160
Speaker 1: we've solved it, that the thieves were London gangsters and

931
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:22,280
Speaker 1: it was actually um some brothers being two men related

932
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:29,960
Speaker 1: to We say they were named Sydney and REDG. Cooglier.

933
00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:37,040
Speaker 1: Sydney and REDG. Colier. Okay, here's the deal, dude. Okay,

934
00:58:37,160 --> 00:58:40,720
Speaker 1: so their last name is spelled c U g U

935
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:47,480
Speaker 1: l l E r E. And I read this and

936
00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:48,800
Speaker 1: I was like, how do you say that? How do

937
00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:52,160
Speaker 1: you say that man's name? And I kept looking to

938
00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:54,640
Speaker 1: see if it was like in news reports where someone

939
00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:57,919
Speaker 1: would say it, and I would find these videos where

940
00:58:57,960 --> 00:58:59,480
Speaker 1: they would do the news report. But it was just

941
00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:03,240
Speaker 1: like optioning or then one was read by like a

942
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:06,560
Speaker 1: robot like Alexa was reading it. It was all call.

943
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:09,240
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, come on, someone just say it for

944
00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:12,920
Speaker 1: crime and his sake. And um. So then I found

945
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:18,080
Speaker 1: one place where they gave like an estimate. So I

946
00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:28,520
Speaker 1: mean I just like kind of like like youre a

947
00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:32,280
Speaker 1: little embarrassed ordering at a store. Um. But here's the

948
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:35,480
Speaker 1: best part. So Sydney, see he goes by the nickname

949
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:39,280
Speaker 1: Mr Crafty. That's what he's known as on the street.

950
00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:46,360
Speaker 1: What's his brother, Regina was Mr Artsy Mr Crafty? Now

951
00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:51,240
Speaker 1: Reginald Reginald Redg is probably like the Spike. And then

952
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:53,640
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, you've got a problem. You got to

953
00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:56,840
Speaker 1: talk to Mr Crafty. And apparently Sydney was like the

954
00:59:56,880 --> 00:59:59,120
Speaker 1: bad dog on this one. He was the he was

955
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:04,080
Speaker 1: the real guy. So, um, who who's exposed them? Do

956
01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:09,400
Speaker 1: you wonder? Um? Mr Bean? Yes, that's so weird that

957
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:12,200
Speaker 1: it was in an Entertainment Tonight interview and he just

958
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:14,880
Speaker 1: spilled it and I'm Mr Bean and I'm here to

959
01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:19,840
Speaker 1: spill the beans. And then he snapped and disappeared. Uh

960
01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:27,560
Speaker 1: Regg's son the Spike Coogler. He um, his son Gary

961
01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:30,200
Speaker 1: the snitch. He read it him out, but he waited

962
01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:34,480
Speaker 1: until the both of them, both of the brothers were dead. Yeah,

963
01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:36,640
Speaker 1: that's good of him. He said that they did it

964
01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:39,360
Speaker 1: just for the thrill of it, just for the hell

965
01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:45,520
Speaker 1: of it, just for the smell of it. M m

966
01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:50,480
Speaker 1: m m uh. And it was just sort of because

967
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:54,640
Speaker 1: it's their thing, it was their everest. They just needed

968
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:57,880
Speaker 1: to climb it because it was there. You know. They're like,

969
01:00:58,160 --> 01:01:01,520
Speaker 1: what fools put this trophy in a stamp pile in

970
01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:06,400
Speaker 1: a church. It's begging for it. Crazy do something like this?

971
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:13,080
Speaker 1: What in the philatelist? So Um Coogler and he's brother,

972
01:01:14,680 --> 01:01:17,880
Speaker 1: they case the place. So Mr Crafty he goes and

973
01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:20,080
Speaker 1: he cases the hall and he's the one who broke

974
01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:22,560
Speaker 1: in and stole the cup. He just drives up, goes

975
01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:26,280
Speaker 1: up to the back door. Jimmy's it open. It takes

976
01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:28,600
Speaker 1: like he said, it was like a dime store lock.

977
01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:31,360
Speaker 1: Like so he just like uses clippers. He uses like

978
01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:34,240
Speaker 1: a pair of safety scissors and cuts through it left handed,

979
01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:37,160
Speaker 1: left handed safety scissors. And then he found like that

980
01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:41,600
Speaker 1: the philatelists left, so he grabs it, gets in the car,

981
01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:44,360
Speaker 1: is driving home. He gets home and all of a sudden,

982
01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:47,520
Speaker 1: he's like, oh my god, when my wife finds out

983
01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:49,720
Speaker 1: what I've done, She's going to kill me. She's such

984
01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:53,440
Speaker 1: a big football fan. She loves football. She's so excited

985
01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:57,200
Speaker 1: that football is coming home. And like she's all about

986
01:01:57,240 --> 01:02:00,520
Speaker 1: the three lines. Three lines. Yeah, she got the three

987
01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:03,760
Speaker 1: lions tattooed on her forehead. This isn't This was a

988
01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:06,920
Speaker 1: big mistake. I stepped in it. So he realized that

989
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:08,720
Speaker 1: his wife's not going to go for this, Like she'll

990
01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:12,400
Speaker 1: put up with all sorts of counterfeiting and you know,

991
01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:14,880
Speaker 1: stolen goods and all sorts of other things. But if

992
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:17,080
Speaker 1: you if you cross that line and you bring the

993
01:02:17,160 --> 01:02:21,600
Speaker 1: stolen FIFA cup in this house, I swear to Pete,

994
01:02:22,200 --> 01:02:25,200
Speaker 1: Mr Crafty hell is going to be paid. You're gonna

995
01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:27,440
Speaker 1: have to find a new place to sleep, pickles dog

996
01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:30,400
Speaker 1: house maybe. So he's like, what am I gonna do?

997
01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:33,160
Speaker 1: So he calls REDG Red, you gotta come over here

998
01:02:33,160 --> 01:02:35,680
Speaker 1: and get this thing. Red just like, oh problem with

999
01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:37,880
Speaker 1: the missus, And he gets in his car and tootles

1000
01:02:37,960 --> 01:02:41,920
Speaker 1: over and so redg gets it, then gets in the

1001
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:45,640
Speaker 1: car to drive home, sticks it under the driver's seat.

1002
01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:50,400
Speaker 1: Right is driving along and then encounters a police roadblock

1003
01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:53,720
Speaker 1: looking for the cup. He's like, oh, I'm a bit

1004
01:02:53,760 --> 01:03:01,760
Speaker 1: in a pickle now, and so he rolls down as

1005
01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:06,200
Speaker 1: window right right right then, Hello, governor, don't have any

1006
01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:09,760
Speaker 1: World cup here? And the cop was Scottish. He's awes

1007
01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:13,840
Speaker 1: greed and it's like it's just a general stop and

1008
01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:17,080
Speaker 1: they search his car, the cops. But what have we

1009
01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:20,160
Speaker 1: learned about the police there? That they are not good

1010
01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:22,520
Speaker 1: at their jobs? No, and so they didn't look under

1011
01:03:22,560 --> 01:03:24,920
Speaker 1: the seat. How did they search the car. It's like

1012
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:27,120
Speaker 1: when you're a kid and you're like, mom, I can't

1013
01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:30,720
Speaker 1: find it, and you're like looking at the ceiling, where's

1014
01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:34,320
Speaker 1: my jacket? And you're looking around like my nephew does that.

1015
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:36,959
Speaker 1: And I'll say like, hey, go pick up the blue

1016
01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:39,720
Speaker 1: block over there, and he's like looking, he's looking at

1017
01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:43,080
Speaker 1: the wall. When did we keep legos on the wall? Dude,

1018
01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:45,760
Speaker 1: come on back to earth. You're drunk again, he's too.

1019
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:51,000
Speaker 1: So it's a general stop. They searched the car, don't

1020
01:03:51,040 --> 01:03:53,919
Speaker 1: get the cup. He's like, ha ha, done it again,

1021
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:57,840
Speaker 1: and he like dramatically throws his scarf back and tootles off.

1022
01:03:58,240 --> 01:04:02,680
Speaker 1: There's a lot of tootaling going on cars. Um. So Sydney,

1023
01:04:03,160 --> 01:04:08,280
Speaker 1: Mr Crafty, he's the one that got Betchley involved. Every

1024
01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:10,440
Speaker 1: time I see the name Betchley, I think of Bletchley,

1025
01:04:10,720 --> 01:04:13,400
Speaker 1: like the Bletchley Circle of the code breakers in World

1026
01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:16,160
Speaker 1: War Two. I just needed to let that out so

1027
01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:20,800
Speaker 1: you feel better. Oh my god, I feels so much better. Okay,

1028
01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:23,720
Speaker 1: deep cleansing breath. So Mr Crafty is the one who

1029
01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:28,440
Speaker 1: got Betchley in it. Betchley never said a word about this.

1030
01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:32,880
Speaker 1: He did time, remember he did two years. He never

1031
01:04:33,320 --> 01:04:36,320
Speaker 1: rotted them out. My guess is that Sydney and redg

1032
01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:40,200
Speaker 1: were terrifying. I could see that that like the idea

1033
01:04:40,240 --> 01:04:42,600
Speaker 1: of crossing, like it would be like generations would pay

1034
01:04:42,680 --> 01:04:45,320
Speaker 1: for it. British gangsters, especially at that time, had a

1035
01:04:45,360 --> 01:04:49,200
Speaker 1: reputation for bad men, we call them exactly. So uh,

1036
01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:55,960
Speaker 1: when Beachley got arrested, Um that the brothers, they the

1037
01:04:56,040 --> 01:04:59,520
Speaker 1: two men related to each other, the shared parents. Um,

1038
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:03,440
Speaker 1: they hid the trophy and a coal shed because that's

1039
01:05:03,480 --> 01:05:05,640
Speaker 1: just what you do. Of course, first of all, we've

1040
01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:08,360
Speaker 1: all got coal sheds, keep two up back just prepared.

1041
01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:10,760
Speaker 1: So they hit it in there and they're just like

1042
01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:13,520
Speaker 1: walking around grabbing it their hair, like what do we

1043
01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:17,880
Speaker 1: do walking in circles? Um. They knew they couldn't move

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Speaker 1: it on the black market. Yeah, this is just like

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Speaker 1: you can't you first, you can't go down to the

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Speaker 1: flea market. Yeah. And at that time the Soviet Union

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Speaker 1: still existed, so all they had was rubles. There was

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Speaker 1: no Russian billionaire to buy it, no oligarch, no so um,

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Speaker 1: and the Saudis weren't in the market. So they also

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Speaker 1: didn't want to destroy it. They didn't have the heart

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Speaker 1: to destroy it and melt it down solid gold. Um.

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Speaker 1: But you know, they had some national pride and so

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Speaker 1: somehow it made it onto pickles turf Do we ever

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Speaker 1: figure out? Do you think that they got scared and

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Speaker 1: just like kind of like wanted to hide it and

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Speaker 1: that was just the best spot was next to the

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Speaker 1: wheel of a car. That's what I can guess. Gary

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Speaker 1: son of Edge didn't share that information. If you look

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Speaker 1: up online you can see interviews with Gary and he

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Speaker 1: just swears a blue streak through the whole thing. Definitely

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Speaker 1: the son of a hard man. Oh yeah, he's a

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01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:14,480
Speaker 1: real character. He's a real piece of work. Do you

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Speaker 1: think that they tossed it out of a moving car,

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Speaker 1: and that's white man. That's actually really good theory. Let's

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01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:25,840
Speaker 1: say that they were driving along listening to the yardbirds

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01:06:26,680 --> 01:06:32,400
Speaker 1: in like a black and white checkerboard Minnie Cooper, and

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01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:35,880
Speaker 1: they looked out the window and they saw Pickles staring

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Speaker 1: at them death stare, and Pickles did that thing where

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01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:41,800
Speaker 1: you drag your thumb across your neck the slitting of

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01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:43,840
Speaker 1: the throat, and they freaked out and went at and

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01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:46,400
Speaker 1: then threw it out of the car and it landed,

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Speaker 1: and Pickles like I saw that. I'm tracking that one

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Speaker 1: dog detective days. I'm on it. So it somehow it

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Speaker 1: winds up there Pickles finds it. Um. Sydney and Redge

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01:06:56,240 --> 01:06:59,840
Speaker 1: they died in two thousand five and two thousand twelve, respectively.

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01:07:00,480 --> 01:07:03,240
Speaker 1: They both had wreaths at their funerals in the shape

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01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:10,520
Speaker 1: of the cup. It's ridiculous, right, Like this is like

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01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:15,000
Speaker 1: the big family inside joke to so great, They're so good.

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Speaker 1: So now you know we've we've tied up all these

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Speaker 1: loose ends here. I don't want to talk about what

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01:07:22,320 --> 01:07:26,640
Speaker 1: happened to Pickles later in life. It's too upsetting. Um.

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Speaker 1: But and I'm like, I'm serious like, it's not if

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Speaker 1: you're If you're sick, look it up. But I love dogs.

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01:07:36,080 --> 01:07:40,440
Speaker 1: If you're sick, look at up. I am clinically diagnosed

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01:07:40,440 --> 01:07:44,920
Speaker 1: as a crazy dog lady, so I don't like bad stories. Um,

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01:07:46,160 --> 01:07:49,480
Speaker 1: what's our ridiculous takeaway here? That the best police officer

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01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:52,560
Speaker 1: in this story is a dog. Yeah, you gotta let

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01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:55,680
Speaker 1: your dog do its inspections and it's sniffings because it

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01:07:55,840 --> 01:08:00,880
Speaker 1: might stumble upon a national no, global treasure. Nay, a

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01:08:01,040 --> 01:08:05,320
Speaker 1: global dressure, global treasure. So everyone deputies your dogs, let's

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01:08:05,360 --> 01:08:11,880
Speaker 1: get on it. Yeah, they need stinking badges. Uh, all right,

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Speaker 1: So that's enough of that. You can find us online

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Speaker 1: you have a tip about a ridiculous crime that you'd

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Speaker 1: confess to a ridiculous crime, you can email us at

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