Speaker 1: Start Up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn.
Speaker 2: Boys, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start up.
Speaker 1: Up, dot Up. They making noise, dot up, start up up,
Speaker 1: Dadas dot up. Episode two ninety six of the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys Podcast. Oh my god, we're getting so close to
Speaker 1: two hundred three hundred even, Look, we just got one
Speaker 1: hundred closer. I was gonna say, we're getting further away
Speaker 1: from two hundred. Yeah, I mean, do you want to
Speaker 1: relive the last ninety six episodes? Not right now, but
Speaker 1: I will in that point.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 4: That sounds like a plan. I'm cool with that, are you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm fine with that.
Speaker 1: How you doing today?
Speaker 4: Not the beautiful sunny day?
Speaker 1: Scary's got a rooftop dinner planned, which is why we're
Speaker 1: recording in the afternoon on Thursday.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do I have a dinner plant? You bet, I have
Speaker 1: a fucking dinner plan. After what you put me through,
Speaker 1: I have dinner coming up later, I guess, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I have to pack.
Speaker 1: I'm going to the shore tomorrow. Oh, another vacation. No,
Speaker 1: it's just our Z one hundred jumpstart to summer. We're
Speaker 1: having a concert at Jenkinson's on the boardwalk. Oh fantastic.
Speaker 1: Should I tell you to hit the jingle Jenkinson's Boardwalk. No, no,
Speaker 1: it's a radio station concert. Are you getting Are you
Speaker 1: getting anything for showing up? No, I'm just patting on
Speaker 1: the back. Seriously. Maybe a handshake, hit the jingle, maybe
Speaker 1: a hug, hit the jingle, maybe a bag of cash. Yeah,
Speaker 1: hit it, hit the summertime, fuck you jingle.
Speaker 4: That's bullshit.
Speaker 1: I should invite the the slices should be able to
Speaker 1: know about it so they could join me.
Speaker 4: It's a free concert. It's a free concert.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's free exactly if we're going out of the
Speaker 1: goodness to your hearts to stop it. Who gives a ship?
Speaker 1: People want to take pictures. Yeah, that's not true. That's
Speaker 1: not true. You know that.
Speaker 4: I always go to the shore on the week. It
Speaker 4: just happens. I know, it's a great event. That happens.
Speaker 1: I think somebody that's okay, it's all right, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: I'm a fan of the location as well. It's a
Speaker 1: good place. It's fun time. That is not a product
Speaker 1: you gotta take. I owe you one doctor fat loss.
Speaker 1: Damn it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was not there.
Speaker 1: That was not an endorsement product endorsement telling people to
Speaker 1: come down for a free concert. Jack out friend Jacks
Speaker 1: is gonna be there.
Speaker 4: I don't yeah, oh, Jacks, she's.
Speaker 1: Been on you know what Jackson has been on tour
Speaker 1: in Europe with like Simple Plan and other rock bands
Speaker 1: in the early two thousands, Knocks, not the nineteen seventy
Speaker 1: five they got. Yeah, he's got a song and some
Speaker 1: up and commerce. She's recently married, right, Jacks, I believe
Speaker 1: so yeah. And then uh and then we got shined down,
Speaker 1: oh shin oh and uh yeah, so so it'll be starting.
Speaker 1: Oh and Kyle Cook from Summerhouse, that guy's now a DJ,
Speaker 1: and then he basically is going to be opening up.
Speaker 1: So the door's open at ten am. Let's take take
Speaker 1: a deep breath, go to see one hundred dot com
Speaker 1: and look up the details. I'll tell you right here
Speaker 1: because you're you're not gonna go to see the podcast.
Speaker 4: Eleven am. Door, can we get stop it?
Speaker 1: Eleven am? DJ? Youow me a jingle again? If you
Speaker 1: one more thing? All ages anyway, I'm kind of pissed. Fuck,
Speaker 1: I'm pissed. Yeah, what would Brody do? I know what
Speaker 1: you would have done? Yeah, exactly. What's to get gas
Speaker 1: at an excellent station? It was sixty three seventy seven
Speaker 1: to fill up my tank. Sixty two dollars seventy seven cents.
Speaker 1: You have a little car. How much were you paying
Speaker 1: for gas? I don't know, No, I know it's I
Speaker 1: put ninety three in there. The oh, that's why I
Speaker 1: have a ninety a bougie bass. No, I'm not if
Speaker 1: I put regular in. If I put eighty seven, and
Speaker 1: people look at me funny, They're like, real, wait a minute,
Speaker 1: your car doesn't require premium. It does. That's why I'm
Speaker 1: That's why I put in ninety three. She bought a
Speaker 1: bougie car that needs bougie gas. You realize my car
Speaker 1: has more horse power and is a much larger engine,
Speaker 1: and you could use regular, regular gas, regular gas, regular gas.
Speaker 1: I paid three forty one for gas this week? How
Speaker 1: would you pay three forty one? Yep? Three cents? No,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about uh uh a star trek money? Yes, drakma,
Speaker 1: what the hell?
Speaker 4: What did you?
Speaker 1: What did you fucking get your car run on water?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: That's how much gas is at any reasonably priced place.
Speaker 1: Although I did pass the place yesterday.
Speaker 4: Two blocks a gallon? Right? Okay, Well, but I think
Speaker 4: I'm in a leader.
Speaker 1: Well, I said, my gas bill is sixty Okay, I
Speaker 1: came on talking these you. Yes, I was talking about
Speaker 1: the totals. Scary, I paid three forty one. Again, so
Speaker 1: what did you pass?
Speaker 4: What did you pay on? I paid three forty one
Speaker 4: for nine tens?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? How much do you have? An American mistake?
Speaker 1: How much do you pay to fill your tank? Eh?
Speaker 4: Forty something forty seven?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 4: Scary?
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, wait wit, wait, wait, wait wait, I
Speaker 1: can't answer that question because it depends on how much
Speaker 1: heads guess I have a thereabout. Let's say I'm an
Speaker 1: empty tank. No scary, ask me how many gallons of
Speaker 1: guess my car hold twelve gallons? Fifteen gallons? How many gays?
Speaker 4: I think eighteen and a half.
Speaker 1: Somebody really reading into this too much. If you if
Speaker 1: your car is near empty, how much approximate does it
Speaker 1: cost to fill your tank? You said forty five bucks?
Speaker 1: Usually I don't know, fifty forty five? Great.
Speaker 4: So my point is I was eighteen and a half gallons, I.
Speaker 1: Was near empty. Sixty three dollars and seventy seven cents
Speaker 1: for this gas. Okay, but doesn't it say how many
Speaker 1: how much per gallon? On the receipt.
Speaker 4: Yeah, how much per gallon did you pay for forty seven?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you paid a dollar more per gallon?
Speaker 1: It's in ninety three.
Speaker 4: It's ninety three.
Speaker 1: It's it's the ninety three in most gas stations is
Speaker 1: like three ninety the most.
Speaker 4: What susy gas station are you going to? It's not, dude,
Speaker 4: I bought Supreme.
Speaker 1: Supreme is ninety three from That's not that's that's the
Speaker 1: third grade, third with the velvet ropes. When you pulled
Speaker 1: in for the gas. Holy shit, dude, I live in
Speaker 1: Jersey City. What are you talking about? That's well, did
Speaker 1: you get gas coming out of the tunnel or going
Speaker 1: into the tunnel? No, gum, I'm going uh going into
Speaker 1: the tunnel? You know there's a thirty to forty cent
Speaker 1: tax on going into the tunnel gas prices. How long
Speaker 1: have you lived there? You didn't know that?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: When you come out of the tunnel, the gas is
Speaker 1: thirty cents a gallon, cheaper than right around the corner
Speaker 1: in the other direction. Are you're going into the tunnel?
Speaker 1: You didn't know that, right? The sixty dollars and seventy
Speaker 1: seven cents is assumed that I'm gonna pay that because
Speaker 1: that's what I pay. But but that's not why I'm pissed.
Speaker 4: No, No, I'm not done yet.
Speaker 1: You didn't know that the road into the tunnel, the
Speaker 1: gas is money because it's your last stop before you
Speaker 1: go into Manhattan versus the first stop coming out of
Speaker 1: the tunnel. For this, like Exon and Exon the same
Speaker 1: gas company, it's almost forty cents a gallon difference. Really,
Speaker 1: how do you not know this? You've lived there for
Speaker 1: twenty years. I don't think that's true. Scary you're asking me,
Speaker 1: you think I know the difference to tomorrow. I'm gonna actually,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna. Actually they just Scamboni. It's it's last exit
Speaker 1: before Manhattan. They raised the price when you're going into
Speaker 1: the tunnel. I'm like, well, I better get gas before
Speaker 1: I go into Manhattan. So you pay whatever. Coming out
Speaker 1: of the tunnel, it's the same. The shell is less
Speaker 1: money than the other shell. The Exon is less money
Speaker 1: than the other Exon. I don't know that to be
Speaker 1: the case. Go pull up gas, buddy right now. I
Speaker 1: look at the prices outside the Jersey the Jersey City
Speaker 1: holl On Tunnel, all right, you're getting yourself full worked out. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm all upset. You're throwing money in the card. You're
Speaker 1: about to get more upset when you find out why
Speaker 1: I'm pissed. I can't imagine anything is gonna be more
Speaker 1: upset because something.
Speaker 4: If I'm pissed, how do you think you're gonna feel?
Speaker 4: You're gonna be?
Speaker 1: I rate about this because I don't get bossed about
Speaker 1: much what happened, because up till this point, there's no problems.
Speaker 1: All right, your gas was sixty three you're already fucking
Speaker 1: in a tizzy.
Speaker 4: Okay, your gas was sixty three seventy seven?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 4: Was it sixty three forty? And he kept clicking it
Speaker 4: to get more.
Speaker 1: In No, came to sixty three seventy seven, okay, And
Speaker 1: I paid him cash, gave him I gave him a
Speaker 1: hundred dollar bill. Wait a minute. You paid four dollars
Speaker 1: and forty cents a gallon, and you paid the cash price.
Speaker 4: That's the cash price. Well, for shit, what's the credit
Speaker 4: card price?
Speaker 1: Seven dollars? Okay, that's neither here nor there. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: this still can't We're still not at the point where
Speaker 1: you should be angry. But you're already what, You're already
Speaker 1: to the moon. Here's the problem. Oh, what could be worse?
Speaker 1: The change he gives me back. So it's one hundred dollars, right,
Speaker 1: is what I gave him? One hundred, one hundred dollar bill,
Speaker 1: one hundred dollar bill, you bougie bastard.
Speaker 4: Hold on?
Speaker 1: How much should he give me back? Thirty six dollars
Speaker 1: and twenty three cents? Thirty six dollars and twenty three cents? Right, then,
Speaker 1: I take too long doing that.
Speaker 4: He gave me back thirty six dollars.
Speaker 1: He rounded up, So not only was the gas sixty
Speaker 1: three seventy seven, it was sixty four dollars. Oh, he
Speaker 1: I paid sixty three cents. He couldn't give you a quarter.
Speaker 1: He didn't have changed my change. He didn't have change
Speaker 1: on me on him. Then you say, that's your problem, sir.
Speaker 1: How do you not have change? You work in a
Speaker 1: gas station. People pay cash, because he's used to doing
Speaker 1: the clickup to the nearest dollars. That's why, first of all,
Speaker 1: if I'm paying forty four dollars and forty cents a gallon,
Speaker 1: whatever the shit you got ripped off, I want my
Speaker 1: my twenty three cents worth of gas. Then we'll have
Speaker 1: to pump back in.
Speaker 4: And put it back in a click click, do a
Speaker 4: clicking click.
Speaker 1: Look, if you don't know you you don't have changed,
Speaker 1: then you better stop that shit. At sixty three, this guy,
Speaker 1: this guy fucked me, and I'm like, you know what, Brodie,
Speaker 1: I didn't care.
Speaker 4: I cared at the time, but I cared.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, you know what, I'm not gonna let
Speaker 1: this guy because he started doing the thing where he
Speaker 1: starts like, you know, putting his hands on his pockets, like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't have any get alligator arms. Now he's got
Speaker 1: torno sources. Look, let no, he's checking his pockets for
Speaker 1: change nothing. He didn't have a quarter. No, he handed
Speaker 1: me sixty three dollars and walked and I'm sorry thirty
Speaker 1: thirty six dollars or yeah, and he walked away. He
Speaker 1: should he walked away giving you, giving you tow. He
Speaker 1: made the assumption like I could keep the change right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that does that? No, uhhah, No, he made the assumption. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he made the assumption that Okay, okay, this guy's gonna do.
Speaker 1: This guy's good. This guy's gonna be out twenty three cents.
Speaker 1: He should say to you, sir, I don't have change.
Speaker 1: I'm terribly sorry. First of all, acknowledge it and round it. Well,
Speaker 1: he should go, you know what, let me clean your windows.
Speaker 1: Let me do something for you. I gotta get something.
Speaker 1: You gotta get something. You twenty three cents? Did you
Speaker 1: turn your engine off as the engine run again? I
Speaker 1: always look my engine run. Doesn't matter your burning gas
Speaker 1: while you're getting gas gives a fuck you. You've probably
Speaker 1: wasted seventy seven cents worth the gas to.
Speaker 4: Put in it's nominal.
Speaker 1: Dude. I'm just so disgusted with you.
Speaker 4: I'm disgusted. I'm disgusting with Exxon Express pay.
Speaker 1: Why would you pay a dollar more per gallon than
Speaker 1: you have to coming out of the Holland Tunnel in
Speaker 1: Jersey City or going into the Holland Tunnel? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Going?
Speaker 1: It was what gas station? Exxon? Hold on, old, let's
Speaker 1: look up gas prices. Hold on, yeah, okay, you can
Speaker 1: look up gas prices. I just want to know if
Speaker 1: I'm right to be angry because of all things to
Speaker 1: piss me off, it's the fact that he assumed that
Speaker 1: he was going to keep the twenty three cents, and
Speaker 1: he just walked away.
Speaker 4: That's what gets me angry. How much did you pay?
Speaker 4: Not the fact that I paid four forty seven a
Speaker 4: gallon or.
Speaker 1: Forty seven a gallon? Holy crap, we look up on gas.
Speaker 1: That's how much it was.
Speaker 4: Hold on, look up on gas, buddy, hold on.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what are you doing up on gas prices?
Speaker 4: And I have to put ninety three in because of
Speaker 4: the car that I drive.
Speaker 1: It's not my choice three sixty nine. I can destroy
Speaker 1: the freaking engine if I if I use regular three
Speaker 1: sixty nine a gallon in hither direction? And how much
Speaker 1: in my direction for forty seven paid three sixty nine? Yep,
Speaker 1: I'm on gas buddy right now? What is that? A
Speaker 1: difference of about seventy something? Since I don't remember what
Speaker 1: you paid, it was around seventy Yeah, you got ripped off, dude.
Speaker 4: You always get gas in another direction, dumbass.
Speaker 1: Wow. By the way, that's the same at every I'm
Speaker 1: sure that's the same at every bridge and tunnel crossing.
Speaker 1: When you're going into a state where gas is more expensive,
Speaker 1: they charge you more going in. So I probably saved
Speaker 1: you hundreds of dollars a year. But you're such a
Speaker 1: bougie bastard. You won't even you won't even care. You
Speaker 1: won't even go like a block away in the direction
Speaker 1: to save money. Wow. Speaking of boogie bastards, I have
Speaker 1: I have a surprise for you later in the show.
Speaker 1: You do, I have some boogie bastard related surprises for you.
Speaker 1: Cannot wait? All right, my boys podcast, I'm still befuddled
Speaker 1: and you have you're not even so concerned about the
Speaker 1: fact he didn't give you my twenty three cents back.
Speaker 1: But okay, no, I'm concerned. I don't like it. I'm upset.
Speaker 1: It's gonna ruin my day thinking about it. But I
Speaker 1: also think you wasted more money.
Speaker 4: By you're at the gas station.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're hung up on and the fact that I'm
Speaker 1: putting the best possible gas in my car because it's
Speaker 1: a high performance, a high performance the best gas.
Speaker 4: But it's a high high octane, high performance vehicle, high
Speaker 4: performance vehicle. Yeah, it's a sports car.
Speaker 1: Watch is zero to sixty in that little little uh,
Speaker 1: I don't know, hamster wheel car. Yeah, but it's you
Speaker 1: gotta put ninety three in if.
Speaker 4: You put eighty seven in, Apparently it's not good for
Speaker 4: the engine.
Speaker 1: The last car I owned that forced me to put
Speaker 1: in ninety three or premium whatever it was at the time.
Speaker 1: But I should have had a nineteen eighty Buick Park
Speaker 1: Avenue which was like a boat and had a big
Speaker 1: as three fifty engine and you needed to put premium
Speaker 1: in or the engine went knock and a climk like
Speaker 1: the Three Stooges.
Speaker 4: Yeah, knock knock, knock, knock knock.
Speaker 1: Hey, you got the text message I sent you in
Speaker 1: the audio clips I sent you. Yeah, I want to
Speaker 1: get the s out of the way because I've waited
Speaker 1: for like four weeks now since the NFL draft about
Speaker 1: the week.
Speaker 4: About the audio clips, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: You have the one that that pronounces the football player's name.
Speaker 1: Yet now youk I am looking. I'm looking at the
Speaker 1: note you sent me that was attached to that. Okay,
Speaker 1: So the man's name is Ruke are u k e yep.
Speaker 1: And his name is spelled oh r h o r
Speaker 1: h o r oh rouke or hor horror is how
Speaker 1: I would say.
Speaker 4: His name is pronounced oh hor horror or.
Speaker 1: Horror or horror or horror horror. Okay, lay the clip
Speaker 1: of him being drafted and then the announcer saying it
Speaker 1: the right way twenty four NFL Atlanta Falcons. Oh, let's
Speaker 1: go ahead.
Speaker 5: I will help him out.
Speaker 1: And Rodd that's his name, Row, all right, Astro Yeah,
Speaker 1: a rubber row.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, you got anything else?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I got a lot, I got project, I got project.
Speaker 1: Oh uh this was a commercial. Uh. It's sort of
Speaker 1: like Peter Malar mm hmm. They he's kind of hammering home.
Speaker 1: It's a little annoying. He keeps saying the same get
Speaker 1: play to get played at play a clip project text
Speaker 1: project to two hundred three hundred to buy one window
Speaker 1: or door and get one and right now, save an
Speaker 1: extra thirty dollars off every unit. The text project to
Speaker 1: two hundred three hundred.
Speaker 6: Text the word project to two hundred three hundred, project
Speaker 6: to two hundred three hundred.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they want to they want to drill it into
Speaker 1: your head. You don't forget that you drive. I think
Speaker 1: that was a bit much. Chances are you're not. You're
Speaker 1: not stopping down to write that. So you've to write
Speaker 1: what project project to two hundred and three hundred. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, we have the black business owners. Okay, so
Speaker 1: sometimes people when people speak, and you've seen this with
Speaker 1: they put the words in the wrong order, so they
Speaker 1: take on a different meaning. He was trying to talk
Speaker 1: about black people that own small businesses. Yeah, but listen
Speaker 1: to what he said.
Speaker 4: President Kamala Harris traveled to the battleground state of Georgia
Speaker 4: and met with small black business owners. Whoops, small black
Speaker 4: business owners.
Speaker 1: Yeah, business owners. And I don't know how big they are,
Speaker 1: but I assume they're not small black people, black men,
Speaker 1: black small business owners. Right, he said small black? He
Speaker 1: got it backwards, Yeah, honest mistake. How about inside out?
Speaker 1: Oh uh, yeah, well it's this is a DJ and
Speaker 1: I I don't know what he's talking about.
Speaker 4: And then he admits he might be stoned. Is it
Speaker 4: better to be inside out or outside in?
Speaker 1: Does that even make any sense? I don't know.
Speaker 4: I smoked a lot of weed. Wait what I need
Speaker 4: to hear that again?
Speaker 1: It was he was talking after a song called inside
Speaker 1: Out by Eve six. I think it was by different
Speaker 1: YYZ but anyway, a different band, all right, But anyways.
Speaker 4: It better to be inside out or outside in?
Speaker 1: Does that even make any sense? No, it doesn't.
Speaker 4: And then it doesn't make any sense, he says, is
Speaker 4: that make any sense?
Speaker 1: You know what the crazy thing is. And I think
Speaker 1: we've pointed this out before on these DJ tracks of
Speaker 1: I guess serious ExM is that where you got that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that shit yep is voice tracked were recorded pre recorded,
Speaker 1: which means he actually went over the material and had
Speaker 1: a chance to take it out and redo it, but
Speaker 1: instead left it in and said this is great. I'm
Speaker 1: leaving this. Yeah.
Speaker 4: If you think the DJ is there on satellite radio,
Speaker 4: they're not. They're not.
Speaker 1: They recorded it on Monday for the whole week, right,
Speaker 1: and then they went home and then he pushing the
Speaker 1: buttons or it's automated. It's automated. He made a conscious
Speaker 1: decision though, Yeah, to leave that in and not redo that.
Speaker 1: That's the whole point of recording. You could do it over,
Speaker 1: you could erase your mistakes. Yeah, that's why this podcast is.
Speaker 1: We say, like like live with no editing, We're just
Speaker 1: recording it right in with no edits, so you hear
Speaker 1: all the mistakes, one hundred bits well out.
Speaker 4: There for you, very unpolished.
Speaker 1: I could make this if I spent three hours of
Speaker 1: editing on each episode of The Brooking Boys, I could
Speaker 1: make us both sound like geniuses.
Speaker 4: But I don't believe that do you have Do you
Speaker 4: have a Ben Lively clip?
Speaker 1: No? I don't. That was the last one. Okay, because
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna can I if I send you
Speaker 1: an email, will you play it right away?
Speaker 4: Well if your phone, I mean, if you want me to,
Speaker 4: I could.
Speaker 1: I would like you to.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because it's timely.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call it clips and send it to you
Speaker 1: because it's pretty funny.
Speaker 4: Okay, you know when you get the email? All right?
Speaker 1: Perfect, this is see what we're doing here. We're not
Speaker 1: even editing this. We'll just live. This is live. I
Speaker 1: did this deliberately so that this license can hear that
Speaker 1: we just do this on the week. Just do this
Speaker 1: on the fly, on the fly, in the meantime as
Speaker 1: I'm waiting for this email to get here.
Speaker 4: All right, the Ben Lively clip just came in good.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 1: So Cleveland pitcher Ben Lively pictures for the Cleveland Guardians
Speaker 1: formerly the Cleveland Indians, and he was pitching against the
Speaker 1: Mets a couple of days ago. Ben Lively play the
Speaker 1: clip with the announcer Gary Gohen. Last year, Blake Lively
Speaker 1: made his first appearance.
Speaker 4: Of the year.
Speaker 1: Again, He's got Blake Lively, the actress pitching for the
Speaker 1: Cleveland Gardian. He's got he's got Blake Lively on the brain.
Speaker 1: But can you can you blame him? Uh? Okay, So
Speaker 1: you have the ozempic clip.
Speaker 4: Yep.
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Speaker 1: do your I'm gonna say, when you do your your
Speaker 1: your fat losing program, when you do the commercials, you
Speaker 1: how many pounds can you lose?
Speaker 4: For my, my, my commercial commercials.
Speaker 1: You can lose up to forty pounds right in a
Speaker 1: matter of like a month and a half, two four days? Yes, right.
Speaker 1: Whenever you see a weight loss commercial, they say, oh,
Speaker 1: you could lose twenty pounds in a month. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: give you a range. Yes, all right. So I just
Speaker 1: saw an ozempic commercial. Now, Azempic is to lower your
Speaker 1: A one C. It's not really designed for weight loss,
Speaker 1: but people using it. Listen to this testimonial of this
Speaker 1: guy on his weight loss with ozempic. Adult faster at
Speaker 1: the fourteen pounds, I lost some weight up to fourteen No,
Speaker 1: so she says, she said, could lose up to fourteen pounds.
Speaker 1: I lost some weight.
Speaker 4: He goes, I lost some weight.
Speaker 1: He's not committal. Not yet.
Speaker 4: He could have lost an played again, he could have
Speaker 4: lost an ounce. He won't say how much he lost.
Speaker 1: He won't. No adult faust at the fourteen pounds. I
Speaker 1: lost weight? Great? So is that the worst weight loss commercial?
Speaker 1: One pound is losing weight?
Speaker 4: I lost. I lost some weight. I lost a pound.
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Speaker 4: Oh my god, with Scary and Brodie.
Speaker 1: Hey man, I had one more clip I wanted you
Speaker 1: to play before we.
Speaker 4: Went to commercial.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, right this commercial.
Speaker 1: Listen to what they do and then what they add
Speaker 1: to the end of it.
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Speaker 1: Imagine What did you catch that those aren't all the
Speaker 1: side effects? You have black and black stools, Yeah, black stools, diarrhea, cramps,
Speaker 1: and they go, these aren't all the side effects. What
Speaker 1: are they not telling you in the commercial that it
Speaker 1: could be worse than blackstools and diarrhea and vomiting and
Speaker 1: coma death. Yeah, they left it out and some other stuff. Hey,
Speaker 1: you might get an upset stomach, you might get like,
Speaker 1: you might blink a lot, yeah, and some other stuff. Right,
Speaker 1: that's it.
Speaker 4: We don't blame more's out. Yeah, m.
Speaker 1: So oh lost some were on this. Yeah, I lost
Speaker 1: some weight. I went to see Back to the Future.
Speaker 1: Did we talk about this? No we did not.
Speaker 4: What's see Back to the Future on Broadway?
Speaker 1: I mean you and I talked about it, but I don't
Speaker 1: think we're talk about in the podcast. If you remember
Speaker 1: Back to the Future, the movie, why does he go
Speaker 1: eighty eight miles and accidentally time travel?
Speaker 4: If I remember correctly, Yeah, it's been a while.
Speaker 1: They were in the shopping mall parking lot, yes, and
Speaker 1: dark and yeah they were terrorists with bombs or guns Bolibyans.
Speaker 4: I don't remember that part. Yeah, I went there with the.
Speaker 1: Giant ass Volkswagon, the big giant nineteen seventies Volkswagon bus. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: and they were they would They wanted the nuclear material platoniums.
Speaker 1: Doc had stolen the platonium and they were coming to
Speaker 1: get him. So Michael J. Fox's character jumps into the
Speaker 1: car speeds away eighty eight miles an hour in Back
Speaker 1: to the Future. In the play, he gets into the
Speaker 1: car after Doc accidentally gets plutonium on his body and
Speaker 1: he feels like he's gonna die because so so Marty's
Speaker 1: like jumping in the car to go to the hospital
Speaker 1: to get some help.
Speaker 4: That whole plot line is gone, But I just found
Speaker 4: it interesting.
Speaker 1: Well, maybe they didn't want to hire like fifteen people
Speaker 1: to play the Libyans and have them on stage and
Speaker 1: bombs and stuff.
Speaker 4: Anything else was pretty much close to the film.
Speaker 1: I gotta say I enjoyed it more importantly, you liked it,
Speaker 1: though I loved it. If you if you have a
Speaker 1: chance and you're in New York City, see Back to
Speaker 1: the Future on Broadway. I thought the kid that played
Speaker 1: Michael J. Fox was spot on his an Yes, Doc,
Speaker 1: he was. He was fantastic. Can't finishes He runs out
Speaker 1: of breath before he finishes a sentence that Michael J.
Speaker 1: Fox style. He the guy who played Doc h the
Speaker 1: Christopher Lloyd role, terrific. In fact, he was so good
Speaker 1: the minute the play ended I had to I MDB
Speaker 1: him and see what else he was in. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: because he's terrific, the whole cast aspect is I want
Speaker 1: to say, the whole cast is fantastic. Yeah, but the
Speaker 1: two leads are incredible. I don't want to give too
Speaker 1: much away, uh, because don't give it away. Don't give
Speaker 1: it away, let people go see it. No, No, the
Speaker 1: car thing and uh yeah, that's what I was talking about,
Speaker 1: but it was it was real. If the guy who
Speaker 1: plays Biff his career win a Tony Award, I really great.
Speaker 1: There was the diner scene where where they do all
Speaker 1: those fast one liner jokes, Hey give me a tab
Speaker 1: and then he how I'm gonna give you a tabet?
Speaker 4: How about a pepsi free? Ps No, you got to
Speaker 4: pay for that kid.
Speaker 1: None of those jokes were there because I realized people
Speaker 1: don't know what tab even is today, and people don't
Speaker 1: know what pepsi free is today.
Speaker 4: I think they know what it even is.
Speaker 1: I think people know what tab is Pepsi three one
Speaker 1: hundred percent not Yeah, but tab Is didn't tab come
Speaker 1: back a few years ago for a minute. It wasn't popular. No,
Speaker 1: but I think they at least might remember that. But
Speaker 1: the Pepsi Free No, yeah, so some of those jokes
Speaker 1: were long. They didn't do those and rightfully so anyway, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but they added songs. So phenomenal show. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: really good. And my girlfriend turns to me and at
Speaker 1: the end and she goes, hey, was so so did
Speaker 1: that follow the movie? She never saw Back to the Future,
Speaker 1: And I said with her, she had never seen back
Speaker 1: She still has never seen Back to the Future. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you can see all three of the movies, but
Speaker 1: one and two are all time American classic felf of course.
Speaker 4: But Free is fine. Yeah, but she was four years
Speaker 4: old when it was released.
Speaker 1: You gotta cut her from slack, so I said, Robe,
Speaker 1: So if you look at movies when you were four
Speaker 1: years old, you didn't see them, not that well, it
Speaker 1: was lost upon her. I don't know. She never got
Speaker 1: around to that one. Have you have you seen Star Wars? Yes,
Speaker 1: you were four years old, seventy seven, I know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so well for her, she didn't see it so I
Speaker 1: was like, I was shocked.
Speaker 4: I can't, I can't, I can't.
Speaker 1: But she's gonna go back and watch it now. She goes,
Speaker 1: that's so cool. I said, yeah, it was exactly I said.
Speaker 1: She was, and that was in there, and that part
Speaker 1: was in there. I'm not going to say anything about
Speaker 1: all this part. You don't want to say about the car.
Speaker 1: All I'm gonna say is, obviously the DeLorean is roughly
Speaker 1: they use the classic lines, and of course the Deloreian
Speaker 1: is in it. Yeah, the Deloorian is in the show.
Speaker 1: When they show movement, it's the center movement of the
Speaker 1: car racing down the road. Unbelievable, the special effects and
Speaker 1: the visual elements.
Speaker 4: Yeah, anyway, Yeah, that's it. I'm good.
Speaker 1: I just it was. It's just a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: I just get a kick out of. Did you see
Speaker 1: the ad I posted? What's that? Uh, it's a it's
Speaker 1: a it's an ad for slip covers, like a seat
Speaker 1: covers for your couch furniture. Yeah, yeah, like you could.
Speaker 1: They're fitted to your couch. They fit all sized couches,
Speaker 1: which I find hard to believe. But you send the
Speaker 1: measurements and they custom make them and it's what you
Speaker 1: put over your couch pillows so your your dogs and
Speaker 1: cats don't rip apart your furniture. See, I feel like
Speaker 1: there was something my million great grandmother used to buy
Speaker 1: in their cloth. It's not plastic. Okay, okay, they put
Speaker 1: clear plastic over everything. That's they even stevens to this
Speaker 1: Facebook ad is attention American mothers with dogs at home?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: Wait, what attention American mothers with dogs at home? The
Speaker 1: sofa covers? American mothers are obsessed about just American mothers, right,
Speaker 1: and and not women without kids. It has to be
Speaker 1: women with kids who have dogs. And it can't be
Speaker 1: men with dogs who are are not married. It can
Speaker 1: only be American mothers with dogs? Who wrote? Who wrote
Speaker 1: that ad? I don't know you look at my Instagram
Speaker 1: at David Rody see the ad. Okay, but that's though,
Speaker 1: isn't that terrible advertising? Yeah? Pretty shitty?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: On TikTok And I'm watching a video of a guy
Speaker 1: at Low's in a red pickup truck. Yeah, And as
Speaker 1: he's pulling away the belt he put around the flatbed
Speaker 1: of his pickup truck to hold the stuff in that
Speaker 1: he bought, starts pulling it got caught and it crushes
Speaker 1: the fenders on his red pickup truck. So somebody writes,
Speaker 1: please tell me this is staged, and he didn't ruin
Speaker 1: his truck, and one guy writes, no, it's not staged.
Speaker 1: It's whistling diesel. He does this all the time. Well,
Speaker 1: isn't that stage. That's definitely staged. If he does it
Speaker 1: all the time, then that means it's not an accident.
Speaker 1: He does it on purpose. No, it's not staged. This
Speaker 1: guy who has a famous account on TikTok does it
Speaker 1: all the time. Then he staged it. Am I wrong?
Speaker 4: No, you're not. Did you argue with these people?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: I did, not good. But how would you feel about this?
Speaker 1: Vincent Lardo on Instagram sent me a screenshot of his order. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I forget where it was. It doesn't really matter
Speaker 1: what business it was. It says, don't forget, Oh it
Speaker 1: was one of the delivery services. Don't forget to tip
Speaker 1: your driver. And then it gives, you know, suggested amounts.
Speaker 1: His total bill with tax and delivery and everything was
Speaker 1: forty six dollars and sixty cents. Okay, it says suggested
Speaker 1: tips for your driver fifteen percent nine dollars eighty and
Speaker 1: thirty three cents, twenty percent twelve dollars and forty five cents,
Speaker 1: and twenty five percent fifteen dollars.
Speaker 4: And fifty six cents.
Speaker 1: How much was the bill? Forty six dollars and sixty cents? Fuck?
Speaker 1: Do you know what?
Speaker 4: I'm gonna do the math now on that on forty
Speaker 4: s six dollars. Can already tell you that it's off.
Speaker 1: Forty six dollars and sixty cents. And we're going to
Speaker 1: figure out that's like a nine dollars tip for twenty percent,
Speaker 1: So fifteen percent is six dollars and ninety nine cents.
Speaker 1: But they're suggesting a nine dollars and thirty three cent tip.
Speaker 4: For fifteen that's fifteen percent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, according to that percent, twenty percent is roughly nine
Speaker 1: dollars and forty cents. They're suggesting twelve dollars and forty
Speaker 1: five cent, Wow, and so on? Is that Is that
Speaker 1: an honest mistake or is that a scamboni? This is
Speaker 1: the actual app oh that put in these prices. So
Speaker 1: somebody miscalculated that unless they're hoping that you wo won't notice,
Speaker 1: You won't notice because you don't know how to two percentages.
Speaker 1: I want to give the driver fifteen percent so you
Speaker 1: click it, but you're actually giving like twenty two percent.
Speaker 4: Sounds like a tax for people who are bad at math.
Speaker 1: Yeah. H people don't pay attention. So my point is
Speaker 1: a tip for what Uh be careful of those preset
Speaker 1: tips because they're fucking you. They are.
Speaker 4: Now my friend Eric. You know Eric from the It's
Speaker 4: Eric Nagel podcast.
Speaker 1: I love that guy. He's about to celebrate his tenth
Speaker 1: anniversary of podcasting the It's Eric Nagel podcast. That's Eric
Speaker 1: with a K and Nagel Nagel. He does a again
Speaker 1: I've mentioned before he filled in as a coast on
Speaker 1: my Walkers.
Speaker 4: And Talkers podcast.
Speaker 1: He does a pop culture, sci fi, geek, mostly pop
Speaker 1: culture podcast.
Speaker 4: You'll enjoy it. Yeah, anyway, this is what he wrote
Speaker 4: to me.
Speaker 1: I was in seven eleven where the guy who worked
Speaker 1: there leaned over to the monitor after he turned the
Speaker 1: screen around where I put my information for my seven
Speaker 1: eleven points. Because he's a club member, he was automatically
Speaker 1: hitting buttons for me and then said to tap my card.
Speaker 1: I said, I know what I'm doing. I know how
Speaker 1: to tap my card, right, So then he says. So
Speaker 1: he says to the guy, don't please, don't touch my screen.
Speaker 1: But he had his finger hovering over the tip portion,
Speaker 1: and he says, which tip would you like me to
Speaker 1: hit for you?
Speaker 8: Wow?
Speaker 1: That's me feel uncomfortable. So I pushed his hand away
Speaker 1: and I hit no tip. You shouldn't fuck you should
Speaker 1: hit custom zero, hit no tip.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: This guy was reaching over going ele me, I'll hit
Speaker 1: that for you. Which tip would you like to give me?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 1: Wow? Go Like, you can't say to the guy, no tip.
Speaker 1: You can't say the guy two percent. The tipping culture
Speaker 1: is out of hand. It is out of hand of hand.
Speaker 1: I got one more quick, rand Field.
Speaker 4: Do I have time?
Speaker 1: Of course, of course if you'd like. I mean, we
Speaker 1: have plenty of time. We got Yeah, We're like, we're
Speaker 1: only about two thirds through the show. All right, I
Speaker 1: had enough. You need to take a break. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Take a deep breath. We'll take
Speaker 1: the break.
Speaker 4: Get my new bumper, No play the Bumper.
Speaker 3: The Brooklyn Boys Podcast.
Speaker 8: We will be right back.
Speaker 1: We're gonna we wouldn't do a whole segment where we're
Speaker 1: gonna play some some new AI songs and we got
Speaker 1: a new bumper for you. We'll play that next.
Speaker 4: Very good.
Speaker 1: So I get a d M from a guy named
Speaker 1: Gary Signor s I n yo R. I don't know
Speaker 1: who he is, and he says, now, scary. This is
Speaker 1: the guy I sent you the clips of his TV show.
Speaker 1: He writes, Hi, David, I don't know what your podcast is,
Speaker 1: but my sitcom Hapless is now on Peacock and has
Speaker 1: great reviews. Let me know if it's of interest to you,
Speaker 1: and if you'd like to have me on. Hey, guess what,
Speaker 1: Maybe he should take interest in us because our podcast
Speaker 1: is highly reviewed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and he's hold on scary. I'll just asn't thought.
Speaker 4: I'll finish my bit. Okay, continue, So you and I
Speaker 4: are very similar?
Speaker 1: I bet yeah?
Speaker 4: Fuck you?
Speaker 1: Who wrote? I wrote back, Hi Gary, Basically what you
Speaker 1: just said was you have a thing, but I don't
Speaker 1: care about it. But I want you to care about
Speaker 1: my thing. What if I said, Hey, Gary, I don't
Speaker 1: know about your sitcom, but my podcast to Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: is on iHeartRadio and Spotify and Apple Podcasts and Amazon
Speaker 1: Music and has great reviews. Let me know if that
Speaker 1: interests you and you'd like to have us on your
Speaker 1: TV show? How would you feel? So then he writes back,
Speaker 1: by the way, fucking excellent. Thank you all right, but yeah,
Speaker 1: the nerve that's so obvious. How do you do podcast?
Speaker 1: You've got a show to promote? Read you'd like to
Speaker 1: have me on? I'll do your podcast? What if it
Speaker 1: was what if we did a Nazi podcast? What if
Speaker 1: we did like a wife abuse podcast. He doesn't even
Speaker 1: know what our podcast is. He just wants press. He
Speaker 1: just wants to be on something. I don't care about
Speaker 1: your podcast.
Speaker 4: I don't give a promote. I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, continue, he writes back, Hi, David, that's not
Speaker 1: the most diplomatic of my messages.
Speaker 4: I'll give you that.
Speaker 1: In my defense, the show is called hap us because
Speaker 1: the lead character is not great at communication. If I
Speaker 1: received the message that you received from me, i'd respond
Speaker 1: the same way or worse.
Speaker 4: My apologies.
Speaker 1: I will never get a job in pr Thanks for
Speaker 1: even responding, Gary. Now. I was like, fuck you, Gary,
Speaker 1: and you fucking show hapless on Peacock. But then I thought, well,
Speaker 1: if his character is happless and he's trying to say
Speaker 1: that he's a loser kind of guy, he was leading
Speaker 1: it's he's a method actor there, Brody leading into the material.
Speaker 1: So I said, you know what, let me check out
Speaker 1: his show on you on his page and I sent
Speaker 1: you a clips scary So before I say anything, what
Speaker 1: did you think of the clips of his show? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, he may be checking out a podcast for
Speaker 1: the first time. Do I really have to tell you? Yes,
Speaker 1: you do, because he did check out our podcast. He
Speaker 1: actually wrote me back and check on the podcast to
Speaker 1: dud I don't like it. Oh you told me, you
Speaker 1: told me it wasn't bad.
Speaker 4: I didn't like it.
Speaker 1: Well, I checked it out. Sorry about that's my personal
Speaker 1: British humor. It's British humor. You have to like the
Speaker 1: British humor. Yeah, I'm sorry. I actually thought it was
Speaker 1: pretty darn good. I thought his sarcasm is it was okay.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's not my humor though, Okay, maybe it will grow,
Speaker 1: Maybe you'll grow on me. I'm I don't want to
Speaker 1: shit on the guy. Well, he wrote back, and he said,
Speaker 1: we already does your podcast. That bit with the gold
Speaker 1: microphone sounding like crap was hilarious. I'm gonna have to
Speaker 1: listen to more episodes. Did go and listen to our podcast. Okay,
Speaker 1: so he's listening to this right now. Now I feel
Speaker 1: like a schmuck because I just I just took a
Speaker 1: dump on him.
Speaker 4: So here's my question. Slices.
Speaker 1: Now, this is where you leave talkbacks related to what
Speaker 1: we're asking. Okay, I need to leave it talk back
Speaker 1: in our radio app. Hit the microphone button, leave his
Speaker 1: talk back? Should I be mad at this guy even
Speaker 1: though you apologize? Right? And should we have him on?
Speaker 1: His show's on Peacock? He's now a slice. Maybe we
Speaker 1: get some press out of it. Maybe he gets some
Speaker 1: press out of it. He apologized. Should we have him
Speaker 1: on Scary? What do you think I'm gonna go? I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go with no.
Speaker 4: Really, I'm gonna go with yes.
Speaker 1: I like initially because I want to call him out
Speaker 1: on the carpet fit and read his message to him.
Speaker 1: But also I feel like, what if he blows up?
Speaker 1: What if this show gets huge and he's the next
Speaker 1: Larry David and we didn't have him on? I mean,
Speaker 1: you know I want to Okay, let me give it
Speaker 1: a second. Watch Yeah, do that?
Speaker 5: I do?
Speaker 1: Sorry, I read on it's on. There's probably YouTube trailers
Speaker 1: for the show start for Hapless on Peacock and let
Speaker 1: us know what you think of the clips and if we.
Speaker 4: Should have him on. I wear my emotions on my sleeve.
Speaker 1: I can't say yes just because he checked out our
Speaker 1: podcast now and he apologized and he's backpedaling doesn't make
Speaker 1: me like his material anymore.
Speaker 4: But you're saying it's too late to apologize.
Speaker 1: No, it's not about that, and I'm not doing it.
Speaker 1: Not doing it as on spite with the clip you
Speaker 1: sent me. Yeah, took a little bit. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It took a little long for it to develop or
Speaker 1: for me to like chuckle. But okay, maybe it's because
Speaker 1: I saw just that clip. Maybe I need to watch
Speaker 1: an entire episode. Maybe I would be hooked after an episode.
Speaker 1: I mean, listen, even Seinfeld wasn't a hit when it
Speaker 1: first aired. When it first aired, it was, in fact,
Speaker 1: it was almost it almost got canceled. So you're basing
Speaker 1: whether or not we should have him on whether or
Speaker 1: not you enjoyed the clip, as opposed to whether or
Speaker 1: not it would be interesting to have a guy on
Speaker 1: who totally fucked up when he contacted me, or or
Speaker 1: rewarding him. I think, well, if we have him on.
Speaker 1: It would just be to have a dump fest on him,
Speaker 1: and I don't want to do that. I want to
Speaker 1: I want to acknowledge his merits. I want to say
Speaker 1: that I'm a fan of his, of his of his
Speaker 1: hapless show on Peacock. But now, what if we get him?
Speaker 1: What if we get him in season two? To mention
Speaker 1: our pop guest, I mean, listen, we're gonna play that game.
Speaker 4: That play that game. It's a real, a real deal thing.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. I'm gonna watch an entire episode. That's
Speaker 1: my homework. Let's all right, very good, Let's let's show.
Speaker 1: By the way, not a paid advertisement. He's not paying
Speaker 1: me to promote the show. I thought it wasn't bad.
Speaker 1: Let's shelve it for now, all right. Hey god, I
Speaker 1: don't even know how to approach this without because so
Speaker 1: you think you know people?
Speaker 4: What did I do?
Speaker 1: No, this is something that I was at dinner with
Speaker 1: a friend of ours last week. It was I was,
Speaker 1: it was Robin and me m and it was another couple.
Speaker 1: You say that, right, and another couple, and and and
Speaker 1: a fifth party. I'm not gonna say who. It was
Speaker 1: a fifth party meeting a solo person. Yes, a guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: our buddy, our old friend who I know. Yes, Okay,
Speaker 1: So he's like, hey, when was the last time you
Speaker 1: talked to so and so?
Speaker 4: And by the way, you know who so and And
Speaker 4: I'm like, it's been a while.
Speaker 1: I know he's out in west in the West Coast,
Speaker 1: and he's got you know, he's happily married, and you know,
Speaker 1: I know he went through some things. A couple of
Speaker 1: years ago. He was in the hospital. He was uh,
Speaker 1: he suffered a really bad heart attack. And then he
Speaker 1: changed his life. He turned his life around and lost
Speaker 1: all the weight, started working out vigorously. Now the guy's
Speaker 1: a health nut.
Speaker 4: Now the guy's jacked. He's got a beard, mustache.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you still if you know what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about yet, don't say who it is.
Speaker 4: If you do, and I is it someone you are
Speaker 4: old school? It's old school radio, old school radio on
Speaker 4: West Coast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so, I said, I said no, I said, I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've really seen him lately. You didn't hear I said, what, yes, dude,
Speaker 1: him and his wife they came out as being in
Speaker 1: an open marriage as bisexual swingers. What yes, brody, Yes, Yes,
Speaker 1: it's the person we're thinking of. So I'm like, wait
Speaker 1: what he and he goes, yeah, he he And apparently
Speaker 1: he talked about it publicly. And until I get confirmation
Speaker 1: that he did, then we can't say his name because
Speaker 1: if he did do it publicly, we gotta have we
Speaker 1: gotta call him up and talk to him about this brody.
Speaker 1: So apparently him and his wife were going through some hardships,
Speaker 1: and he and his wife he had the health scare.
Speaker 1: Now he's right with himself and now he's jacked and
Speaker 1: he realizes that he's into men and other women, and
Speaker 1: his wife is into other men. So he's got boyfriends,
Speaker 1: he's got girlfriends, she's got other boyfriends. Apparently she's uh,
Speaker 1: she's straight, but they're in an open marriage. I can't
Speaker 1: see that.
Speaker 4: Like I'm trying to fit. I get you see this
Speaker 4: hold on like whatever?
Speaker 1: All right? Nope. Anyway point is I was like, you
Speaker 1: think you know someone, I guess you don't. This person
Speaker 1: know all this stuff because he's still connected to that
Speaker 1: whole crew of people. So and anyway, this this doesn't
Speaker 1: change my opinion to the guy. It's more about the
Speaker 1: wow factor, the shock factor of why I just didn't
Speaker 1: I mean, was it was it like this all along
Speaker 1: and we didn't know or and and I know this
Speaker 1: person a long time. Yeah no, Brodie, you're not. No,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna text. I'm gonna texting you. Okay, it's
Speaker 1: not the person I just text. No, it's not okay,
Speaker 1: that's no no no.
Speaker 4: See oh yeah they are jacked.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah. So so now isn't that crazy though?
Speaker 2: So I get I'm I'm fascinated. I want to talk
Speaker 2: more about it.
Speaker 4: I have a question.
Speaker 1: I have plenty of dude. This is like, I don't
Speaker 1: know the last time I had this many questions. It
Speaker 1: was when we found out that the conjoined twins got married.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, here's my question. You went to dinner? Was
Speaker 1: you and Robin? Yes? Another couple yes? And this person
Speaker 1: by themselves yes? Yeah, who lives in the Central Jersey
Speaker 1: who we know? So theoretically you could have invited someone
Speaker 1: just single to dinner, went out a date like someone
Speaker 1: else made it six? No, well he was the fifth,
Speaker 1: this guy, but he made it six like okay, yeah, oh,
Speaker 1: meaning you meaning you, I imagine saying, so I could
Speaker 1: have come, you know, oh okay, I see I say
Speaker 1: my wife wouldn't have wanted to come, so I would
Speaker 1: have just come alone. Okay, So back to back to
Speaker 1: this now, Oh you had to first tag me for that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: to just get on my fucking case and give me
Speaker 1: a share. This person, I did invite you to a
Speaker 1: bougie restaurant, okay, you of course you sent me. You
Speaker 1: sent me a TikTok video today of a restaurant with
Speaker 1: some girl reviewing it where she said everything was delish. Dude,
Speaker 1: I know you're laying. You would not have liked this restaurant.
Speaker 1: That's why I thought I thought of you, but didn't
Speaker 1: invite you. Go to a restaurant where the girls like,
Speaker 1: oh my gokay, why the truffled the truffles, the truffled
Speaker 1: potatoes are delish?
Speaker 4: So then why did you insinuate I should have invited you?
Speaker 1: Why you bring them?
Speaker 3: Shut up?
Speaker 1: And she give me the opportunity to say, no, no,
Speaker 1: break my balls. I know what you like to pay
Speaker 1: for my dinner. I don't care what it is, all right?
Speaker 1: So this person yes and not? Okay, So first of all,
Speaker 1: I never would have guessed that they would buy. But
Speaker 1: it's fine whatever he's by. But and she just gets
Speaker 1: to bang other guys. Yes, they have an open relationship.
Speaker 1: He's not by right, so sheky she just hooks up dude.
Speaker 1: So step one, he's by no idea. Step two he
Speaker 1: has an open marriage now yes, and step three his
Speaker 1: wife's banging other guy.
Speaker 4: Now, I have a question. You don't know the answer
Speaker 4: to this. I don't put it.
Speaker 1: If you're suddenly into guys and tell your wife she
Speaker 1: can bang other guys. Well, I don't know if you
Speaker 1: suddenly at the guys. I think it's at some point, okay, whatever,
Speaker 1: like you'll leave it, whatever, And okay, it's known now
Speaker 1: you're by or you've always been buying. You realize that whatever.
Speaker 1: Are you banging the other guys with your wife? Are
Speaker 1: you in that like three way? Like I'll help you
Speaker 1: with that. Okay, that's what I want to know. That's
Speaker 1: why I want to have him on the podcast. I
Speaker 1: don't think he's gonna talk about I don't think that's
Speaker 1: like that's it's I feel weed. I want to say
Speaker 1: he surprised his two co hosts. I would imagine those
Speaker 1: two guys with.
Speaker 4: The story live on their radio show.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, So if that's the case, then it's fair
Speaker 1: game because it's out.
Speaker 8: In the ether.
Speaker 4: Why it's not fair game?
Speaker 1: He's telling his co host because they're his best friends
Speaker 1: on air, I know, and because it's content for their
Speaker 1: radio show. But coming on our podcast is like we're
Speaker 1: walking at it.
Speaker 4: No, it's not.
Speaker 1: We're old friends of his, yes, but I don't think
Speaker 1: he wants to answer the kind of questions we're gonna ask.
Speaker 1: I think, really, hey, old friend, come on our podcast
Speaker 1: and like, hey, so are you a top or a
Speaker 1: bottom or both? He's not gonna answer that question, right,
Speaker 1: So for the slices for the next slice time, let's
Speaker 1: be focused. Leave us a talk back and tell us
Speaker 1: what you learned that I asked for in addition to
Speaker 1: what brod he asked for. Leave us a talk back
Speaker 1: and tell us, with your own personal lives what you
Speaker 1: found out several years later through friends or on Facebook
Speaker 1: about someone in your in your past. It could be
Speaker 1: suddenly decided to change your public persona and all of
Speaker 1: a sudden you're like, hey, just everyone, let you know
Speaker 1: and how did you do it? In other words, if
Speaker 1: you were coming out as buy with an open marriage
Speaker 1: or your wife us sleep with other people, would you
Speaker 1: do it on a podcast or a radio show or
Speaker 1: would you be like, I'm not telling you aboud, somebody's
Speaker 1: fucking If you're in an open marriage, leave us a
Speaker 1: talk back, let us know about it. Or if you're
Speaker 1: by in an open marriage or or not whatever. If
Speaker 1: you're in an open marriage, not by choices because they're
Speaker 1: cheating on you, that's not the same.
Speaker 4: I just wanted it.
Speaker 1: I just want to hear stories of people that were
Speaker 1: like shocked, like several years later finding out something about
Speaker 1: someone like what.
Speaker 4: And what was that news? You know, the same way
Speaker 4: that I give you.
Speaker 1: I'll give you two examples, because now Brody and I
Speaker 1: are both shocked about this old friend of ours.
Speaker 4: So you got to give you I'll.
Speaker 1: Give you a I don't know if I should talk.
Speaker 1: It's public, so it's not. He's not a friend of mine.
Speaker 1: He's an acquaintance of mine that I'm a fan of.
Speaker 1: I've met him a few times. I'm gonna say his name.
Speaker 1: He's a very famous comedian. Okay, and again, his information
Speaker 1: is public. It's not for me to talk about, Okay.
Speaker 1: He always had it. He always talked about his sex
Speaker 1: life being very He was into a lot of things,
Speaker 1: and he was open about it. He did not have traditional.
Speaker 1: He liked non traditional things. He was into kinky shit,
Speaker 1: which fine.
Speaker 4: Okay, fine to each his own.
Speaker 1: I lost track of him. I didn't follow his life closely.
Speaker 4: In my world.
Speaker 1: He was always a straight guy with some weird i'm sorry,
Speaker 1: different and unusual things he was into. And I just
Speaker 1: saw I found and again it's been out in the
Speaker 1: public for a couple of years now. He he and
Speaker 1: a significant other have a podcast and and and video
Speaker 1: and whole thing. I just didn't know. And I'm on
Speaker 1: social media. I find out he married a trans woman okay,
Speaker 1: who is still biologically male, right, And that was.
Speaker 4: Shocking to me.
Speaker 1: I don't have a problem with it, but he basically
Speaker 1: he's married to a sexual private parts of a man,
Speaker 1: So that would mean would that make him gay? For Bibe,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think I think he's by I
Speaker 1: think someone.
Speaker 4: So I asked someone.
Speaker 1: They were like, oh, no, he's bye, he's you know again.
Speaker 1: I don't care what they what they're what they love,
Speaker 1: who they love.
Speaker 4: I don't mean to say what they love. I don't
Speaker 4: care who they love. I'm just saying I.
Speaker 1: Had no clue as a fan and a casual acquaintance,
Speaker 1: so I guess. My point is you never know, right,
Speaker 1: you never know, and it doesn't matter, doesn't affect me
Speaker 1: one way or another. I don't care. I don't care
Speaker 1: who you love, who you're married. My point is the
Speaker 1: person you mentioned just.
Speaker 4: Blew my mind exactly.
Speaker 1: Because I and why the open marriage is an open marriage,
Speaker 1: because you're like, well, listen, I want to bang guys,
Speaker 1: and I don't want to bang you anymore. But some people,
Speaker 1: some people like that. I it's I listen, we know,
Speaker 1: we know somebody. So I got a lot of questions. Okay,
Speaker 1: we do, but I don't know if he wants to
Speaker 1: come on our podcast and answer. I think I should
Speaker 1: give him a private phone call. I'll tell you, why,
Speaker 1: Why don't you talk to the co host that we're
Speaker 1: very good friends with and ask their opinion of what
Speaker 1: you should do next. That's a great idea because that
Speaker 1: guy I'm very close with, so right, and he would
Speaker 1: know and he yeah, he'll give you an honest answer
Speaker 1: if if it's an approachable situation.
Speaker 4: Right, All right, Okay, that works for me.
Speaker 1: All right, Brody, you've left what a lot of things
Speaker 1: dangling for future episodes. Yeah, we did, we did.
Speaker 4: We're giving a lot of homework to this license.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, I know, I know you have to run
Speaker 1: very soon, but you really got very excited about your
Speaker 1: latest in the AI world of of jingles. Brony's found
Speaker 1: this his new calling. First of all, he found it finally,
Speaker 1: all these years later, how many years have been writing
Speaker 1: parodies and ship my whole life, your whole life, And
Speaker 1: now finally the technology has caught up and he doesn't
Speaker 1: have to pay for He doesn't have to pay a
Speaker 1: penny for it. He does are not parodies, But I
Speaker 1: wrote the lyrics. So when you hear the lyrics, just
Speaker 1: know that I wrote them. The AI created the music.
Speaker 1: I selected the genre. And so here's the thing. This,
Speaker 1: this this software and website that I'm using only allows
Speaker 1: a certain amount of parodies based on what I paid
Speaker 1: for twenty four hours, right, so at midnight I can
Speaker 1: get more. So I'm up watching the clock like like
Speaker 1: a drug fiend, right, waiting to create more music.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 1: But the fact now is that we've caught up so
Speaker 1: much that you don't have to go into a studio
Speaker 1: with singers and stuff. There's a process behind each one.
Speaker 1: Anything that you hear, any piece of sound audio, the Brooklyn,
Speaker 1: The Brooklyn Boys podcasts ruddy and scary. That was I
Speaker 1: had to get people in to sing that, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Boys podcast We will be right back now.
Speaker 4: That that get you people to come in. Now, that
Speaker 4: was the Forbreeze jingle.
Speaker 1: Right so now you know, but the pay people, my
Speaker 1: company paid people sing that. They they come in, they
Speaker 1: do several takes, They spend an hour or two there,
Speaker 1: they harmonize, they go through the whole thing, and then
Speaker 1: then it goes into the back room and some produces it.
Speaker 1: And it's a lot of effort. Right now, I decided
Speaker 1: to come up with some songs. Now I wrote, I wrote,
Speaker 1: the lyrics are the same, but I did six versions
Speaker 1: because I I think number three and six of my favorites.
Speaker 1: But I wanted you to hear the different ones, see
Speaker 1: which ones you like, because I think this can be
Speaker 1: a someone we.
Speaker 4: Play often on the show.
Speaker 1: So now you get to pay a damn person and
Speaker 1: you just you've typed a bunch of words into a
Speaker 1: computer and into a search whatever a program I want
Speaker 1: to put out.
Speaker 4: I wrote lyrics, they rhyme, restructured lyrics.
Speaker 1: You write the lyrics and now they just it just
Speaker 1: belts out on its own ray. I produces this and
Speaker 1: I picked the ones I like. Now, now listen, one
Speaker 1: of these cuts off the first syllable, so it's like scary,
Speaker 1: but it's like eerie. So I'm gonna have to fix
Speaker 1: that somehow. Well, when you don't hear the name the
Speaker 1: first word, that's why. So this play jingle number one,
Speaker 1: Scary Jones is a hold a scary hold on stuff
Speaker 1: you told me.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 4: Now you tell me to stop.
Speaker 1: I got that. I need you to turn the volume off.
Speaker 1: I can barely hear the clips. Okay, here it is
Speaker 1: tempo tempo steering.
Speaker 6: Lost of the Way brand names his son. The shirt
Speaker 6: is all money exchange sneering tea shirt really sucks. It's
Speaker 6: ames tight hundred bucks. She gotta not go paything suit.
Speaker 6: It doesn't it You should be glutes private beaches, scary on.
Speaker 1: What the s slops on by lucentshn geez.
Speaker 6: A boushie master, a busie master steerious, a busie faster.
Speaker 1: He's a boogie.
Speaker 3: Bastard, a boogie master.
Speaker 8: Beliziana is his master.
Speaker 4: He's a boogie master bushie faster. Now he's gone, my
Speaker 4: gone faster?
Speaker 1: Is that it. Yeah, he's a poogy boogie bastard bullet. Okay,
Speaker 1: a golden mic broadcast.
Speaker 4: Okay, thank you? Wait, so now what did you?
Speaker 1: I want you to keep playing play too and throwing
Speaker 1: it I want is it the same lyrics?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I want the slices to pick a favorite. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the bit. Here we go. Oh okay, so number two.
Speaker 3: He really loves tlibrand names his undershirt is a money
Speaker 3: exchange scary shirt.
Speaker 6: Really sucks that dumb ass paid one hundred bucks.
Speaker 3: He got a knock off bathing suit that doesn't say
Speaker 3: his chubby goots private beach is scary on he's clip flopsy.
Speaker 1: He's a boosy fast.
Speaker 6: Scary is a boogie.
Speaker 4: Okay, he's a boozy past. Wait hany, he's a busy
Speaker 4: thank you all right now, okay, thank you there, Brody.
Speaker 1: That's the number three is my favorite, I think, And
Speaker 1: then we got we get through these. Okay, they're very
Speaker 1: very different. They're gonna get different, right, but the lyrics
Speaker 1: are the same. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Do I have to listen to me being yes, you
Speaker 4: do six times?
Speaker 1: I have to listen to the slices yes about me
Speaker 1: about hearing suit not fitting my glutes. Thanks yep, six
Speaker 1: times Its great. It Ryan would suit.
Speaker 5: We love to wear Brandleys this sun the shirt is
Speaker 5: on money Yesta.
Speaker 1: Stearie tea shirt.
Speaker 5: Really sucks that Thomas paid one hundred bucks. Great he
Speaker 5: bought a look of bathing suit that doesn't fit?
Speaker 1: Is chubby clues? What genre is? What a bitch is? Scary?
Speaker 6: Honest?
Speaker 8: Firefox on my.
Speaker 5: Little bit.
Speaker 4: Brody Wait, he's.
Speaker 8: A boogy bastard, boogie bastard scar. He's a boosy baster.
Speaker 8: He's a boogy pastor. He tell sworty basterlusist.
Speaker 5: He's a boogie baster. You see others's nest.
Speaker 1: He's a boogy faster.
Speaker 3: Oh he's a gold Mike broadcaster.
Speaker 4: Okay, thank you.
Speaker 1: That was in the key of Taylor Swift. Is that
Speaker 1: in the style? In the style of Taylor Swift? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What what's this? Rock?
Speaker 5: One?
Speaker 1: Here?
Speaker 4: Here you go style of rock four, five and six?
Speaker 4: Here we go?
Speaker 1: Oh boy, scary? What's cever? He's on your shirt? Is
Speaker 1: a mine? Change staring sea shirt?
Speaker 4: Really shot stats on nass fame.
Speaker 1: One hundred bucks on knockoff bathing suits.
Speaker 3: It doesn't fit his choppy glues.
Speaker 1: Okay it beats scary wait for.
Speaker 4: The chorus, the fop sort by bats On.
Speaker 3: He's a boozy bastard and a boozie bastard.
Speaker 4: Scary is a boot to please?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 4: Can we can we go on?
Speaker 1: Can we move? O? No? No?
Speaker 4: Okay, I get it, I get the gist. Okay, what
Speaker 4: version is this is? I don't know number five?
Speaker 1: Okay, probably swe brand names, acoustic sod.
Speaker 2: Alright, steary shirt really sucks that dumb ass pain or
Speaker 2: one hundred.
Speaker 1: Bucks okay, really not thumb.
Speaker 5: Suits that doesn't ubby blots.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be called a dumb ass one
Speaker 1: hundred times.
Speaker 5: He's the bomb sor.
Speaker 4: Thank you, wait for the course, appreciate.
Speaker 1: Boozy bastard, a boogie baster e ste He's a boozye master.
Speaker 1: He's a boozyster, a boozye fast. Do they take liberties? Amastard?
Speaker 5: He's a booze cis his master.
Speaker 1: He's a boozy master.
Speaker 4: Get your lighters out and see.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, wait, a boozy bastard, a boozie fast.
Speaker 1: Here it is.
Speaker 5: Well, he's a gold My broadcast.
Speaker 1: It dropped out. Okay, this one's my favorite, is the
Speaker 1: last one. It's my favorite don't talk over it, let
Speaker 1: it play. This one is a classic. You think is
Speaker 1: gonna love this version? It turned up loud. Boodie is
Speaker 1: the best, funnier than the rest.
Speaker 6: Such a private guy made this song with a I the.
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Was Podcast. We hope you always have.
Speaker 5: Brodie's Lizz is so fast, he's quicker down the flash.
Speaker 1: It's f.
Speaker 5: Roy and skinny and so sounds spro with.
Speaker 1: Skins, scary, spry, scary.
Speaker 5: But Roy.
Speaker 4: Scary? You're an asshole?
Speaker 1: Seriously? Was that necessary?
Speaker 4: Was that necessary?
Speaker 1: Yes? That was by Brodie A steak dinner. Scary was
Speaker 1: the last line of that song. I guess anyone could
Speaker 1: use AI fun with AI?
Speaker 4: How how fantastic is AI?
Speaker 1: Which program is that?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: I used different ones for different ones? Just Google create
Speaker 1: a custom song with AI and you'll find something. All right,
Speaker 1: you know you you'll like that last one though. You
Speaker 1: inspired me with that last one. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you come up with Okay, you do, we'll figure it out,
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to write a new opening song for
Speaker 4: the podcast.
Speaker 1: Brock Boys Boys