WEBVTT - #296: Chubby Glutes 0:00:00.840 --> 0:00:05.160 Start Up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn. 0:00:04.760 --> 0:00:09.680 Boys, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start up. 0:00:09.960 --> 0:00:14.160 Up, dot Up. They making noise, dot up, start up up, 0:00:14.680 --> 0:00:19.919 Dadas dot up. Episode two ninety six of the Brooklyn 0:00:19.920 --> 0:00:22.599 Boys Podcast. Oh my god, we're getting so close to 0:00:22.600 --> 0:00:27.840 two hundred three hundred even, Look, we just got one 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:30.640 hundred closer. I was gonna say, we're getting further away 0:00:30.640 --> 0:00:33.400 from two hundred. Yeah, I mean, do you want to 0:00:33.400 --> 0:00:37.159 relive the last ninety six episodes? Not right now, but 0:00:37.200 --> 0:00:38.120 I will in that point. 0:00:38.400 --> 0:00:38.800 All right. 0:00:38.840 --> 0:00:42.040 That sounds like a plan. I'm cool with that, are you? 0:00:42.840 --> 0:00:43.480 Yeah? 0:00:43.640 --> 0:00:46.800 Yeah, yeah, I'm fine with that. 0:00:46.880 --> 0:00:47.720 How you doing today? 0:00:47.880 --> 0:00:49.160 Not the beautiful sunny day? 0:00:49.560 --> 0:00:52.240 Scary's got a rooftop dinner planned, which is why we're 0:00:52.240 --> 0:00:54.160 recording in the afternoon on Thursday. 0:00:54.320 --> 0:00:54.560 Yeah. 0:00:55.800 --> 0:00:57.960 Do I have a dinner plant? You bet, I have 0:00:58.000 --> 0:00:59.760 a fucking dinner plan. After what you put me through, 0:00:59.800 --> 0:01:02.560 I have dinner coming up later, I guess, I don't know. 0:01:02.640 --> 0:01:03.400 I have to pack. 0:01:04.319 --> 0:01:08.720 I'm going to the shore tomorrow. Oh, another vacation. No, 0:01:08.800 --> 0:01:12.280 it's just our Z one hundred jumpstart to summer. We're 0:01:12.319 --> 0:01:16.560 having a concert at Jenkinson's on the boardwalk. Oh fantastic. 0:01:16.560 --> 0:01:19.600 Should I tell you to hit the jingle Jenkinson's Boardwalk. No, no, 0:01:19.680 --> 0:01:22.720 it's a radio station concert. Are you getting Are you 0:01:22.720 --> 0:01:26.240 getting anything for showing up? No, I'm just patting on 0:01:26.240 --> 0:01:30.240 the back. Seriously. Maybe a handshake, hit the jingle, maybe 0:01:30.280 --> 0:01:34.720 a hug, hit the jingle, maybe a bag of cash. Yeah, 0:01:35.040 --> 0:01:41.600 hit it, hit the summertime, fuck you jingle. 0:01:45.959 --> 0:01:46.560 That's bullshit. 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:48.760 I should invite the the slices should be able to 0:01:48.760 --> 0:01:50.040 know about it so they could join me. 0:01:50.320 --> 0:01:52.800 It's a free concert. It's a free concert. 0:01:53.240 --> 0:01:55.640 Yeah, it's free exactly if we're going out of the 0:01:55.640 --> 0:01:57.960 goodness to your hearts to stop it. Who gives a ship? 0:01:59.200 --> 0:02:03.120 People want to take pictures. Yeah, that's not true. That's 0:02:03.120 --> 0:02:03.960 not true. You know that. 0:02:04.040 --> 0:02:06.160 I always go to the shore on the week. It 0:02:06.240 --> 0:02:08.520 just happens. I know, it's a great event. That happens. 0:02:08.560 --> 0:02:11.320 I think somebody that's okay, it's all right, it doesn't matter. 0:02:11.800 --> 0:02:13.880 I'm a fan of the location as well. It's a 0:02:13.919 --> 0:02:17.560 good place. It's fun time. That is not a product 0:02:17.800 --> 0:02:20.920 you gotta take. I owe you one doctor fat loss. 0:02:21.480 --> 0:02:21.960 Damn it. 0:02:25.120 --> 0:02:26.000 Yeah, that was not there. 0:02:26.080 --> 0:02:29.160 That was not an endorsement product endorsement telling people to 0:02:29.160 --> 0:02:31.040 come down for a free concert. Jack out friend Jacks 0:02:31.120 --> 0:02:31.720 is gonna be there. 0:02:31.960 --> 0:02:33.800 I don't yeah, oh, Jacks, she's. 0:02:33.639 --> 0:02:35.960 Been on you know what Jackson has been on tour 0:02:36.000 --> 0:02:38.680 in Europe with like Simple Plan and other rock bands 0:02:38.680 --> 0:02:42.280 in the early two thousands, Knocks, not the nineteen seventy 0:02:42.320 --> 0:02:44.880 five they got. Yeah, he's got a song and some 0:02:45.040 --> 0:02:48.760 up and commerce. She's recently married, right, Jacks, I believe 0:02:48.840 --> 0:02:53.239 so yeah. And then uh and then we got shined down, 0:02:53.240 --> 0:02:57.440 oh shin oh and uh yeah, so so it'll be starting. 0:02:57.639 --> 0:03:01.320 Oh and Kyle Cook from Summerhouse, that guy's now a DJ, 0:03:02.560 --> 0:03:04.680 and then he basically is going to be opening up. 0:03:04.680 --> 0:03:07.600 So the door's open at ten am. Let's take take 0:03:07.600 --> 0:03:09.200 a deep breath, go to see one hundred dot com 0:03:09.200 --> 0:03:11.000 and look up the details. I'll tell you right here 0:03:11.040 --> 0:03:13.680 because you're you're not gonna go to see the podcast. 0:03:13.760 --> 0:03:15.359 Eleven am. Door, can we get stop it? 0:03:15.400 --> 0:03:17.440 Eleven am? DJ? Youow me a jingle again? If you 0:03:17.560 --> 0:03:22.400 one more thing? All ages anyway, I'm kind of pissed. Fuck, 0:03:22.480 --> 0:03:25.360 I'm pissed. Yeah, what would Brody do? I know what 0:03:25.400 --> 0:03:29.000 you would have done? Yeah, exactly. What's to get gas 0:03:29.120 --> 0:03:36.280 at an excellent station? It was sixty three seventy seven 0:03:36.320 --> 0:03:39.400 to fill up my tank. Sixty two dollars seventy seven cents. 0:03:40.080 --> 0:03:41.800 You have a little car. How much were you paying 0:03:41.840 --> 0:03:45.360 for gas? I don't know, No, I know it's I 0:03:45.720 --> 0:03:49.760 put ninety three in there. The oh, that's why I 0:03:49.760 --> 0:03:55.120 have a ninety a bougie bass. No, I'm not if 0:03:55.120 --> 0:03:57.640 I put regular in. If I put eighty seven, and 0:03:57.640 --> 0:04:00.880 people look at me funny, They're like, real, wait a minute, 0:04:00.880 --> 0:04:05.640 your car doesn't require premium. It does. That's why I'm 0:04:05.760 --> 0:04:07.480 That's why I put in ninety three. She bought a 0:04:07.480 --> 0:04:10.840 bougie car that needs bougie gas. You realize my car 0:04:10.880 --> 0:04:13.160 has more horse power and is a much larger engine, 0:04:13.280 --> 0:04:17.880 and you could use regular, regular gas, regular gas, regular gas. 0:04:18.240 --> 0:04:20.600 I paid three forty one for gas this week? How 0:04:20.600 --> 0:04:27.400 would you pay three forty one? Yep? Three cents? No, 0:04:27.680 --> 0:04:32.080 I'm talking about uh uh a star trek money? Yes, drakma, 0:04:32.680 --> 0:04:33.240 what the hell? 0:04:33.360 --> 0:04:33.680 What did you? 0:04:33.720 --> 0:04:35.880 What did you fucking get your car run on water? 0:04:37.440 --> 0:04:37.640 No? 0:04:37.680 --> 0:04:40.080 That's how much gas is at any reasonably priced place. 0:04:40.240 --> 0:04:42.480 Although I did pass the place yesterday. 0:04:42.160 --> 0:04:46.520 Two blocks a gallon? Right? Okay, Well, but I think 0:04:46.520 --> 0:04:48.400 I'm in a leader. 0:04:48.440 --> 0:04:51.800 Well, I said, my gas bill is sixty Okay, I 0:04:51.880 --> 0:04:54.520 came on talking these you. Yes, I was talking about 0:04:54.520 --> 0:04:57.479 the totals. Scary, I paid three forty one. Again, so 0:04:57.520 --> 0:04:58.320 what did you pass? 0:04:58.520 --> 0:05:00.960 What did you pay on? I paid three forty one 0:05:01.000 --> 0:05:01.640 for nine tens? 0:05:01.640 --> 0:05:03.640 Oh my god? How much do you have? An American mistake? 0:05:03.680 --> 0:05:07.200 How much do you pay to fill your tank? Eh? 0:05:08.160 --> 0:05:09.839 Forty something forty seven? 0:05:10.240 --> 0:05:10.360 Right? 0:05:10.440 --> 0:05:10.680 Scary? 0:05:10.680 --> 0:05:12.880 Wait a minute, wait wit, wait, wait, wait wait, I 0:05:12.920 --> 0:05:15.440 can't answer that question because it depends on how much 0:05:15.480 --> 0:05:17.839 heads guess I have a thereabout. Let's say I'm an 0:05:17.880 --> 0:05:20.160 empty tank. No scary, ask me how many gallons of 0:05:20.200 --> 0:05:23.120 guess my car hold twelve gallons? Fifteen gallons? How many gays? 0:05:23.120 --> 0:05:24.200 I think eighteen and a half. 0:05:24.320 --> 0:05:26.960 Somebody really reading into this too much. If you if 0:05:27.040 --> 0:05:30.520 your car is near empty, how much approximate does it 0:05:30.600 --> 0:05:32.920 cost to fill your tank? You said forty five bucks? 0:05:33.000 --> 0:05:37.200 Usually I don't know, fifty forty five? Great. 0:05:37.360 --> 0:05:40.640 So my point is I was eighteen and a half gallons, I. 0:05:40.600 --> 0:05:44.200 Was near empty. Sixty three dollars and seventy seven cents 0:05:44.200 --> 0:05:47.120 for this gas. Okay, but doesn't it say how many 0:05:47.240 --> 0:05:48.600 how much per gallon? On the receipt. 0:05:48.800 --> 0:05:52.119 Yeah, how much per gallon did you pay for forty seven? 0:05:52.200 --> 0:05:54.360 Oh my god, you paid a dollar more per gallon? 0:05:55.240 --> 0:05:56.200 It's in ninety three. 0:05:56.240 --> 0:05:56.960 It's ninety three. 0:05:57.040 --> 0:05:59.279 It's it's the ninety three in most gas stations is 0:05:59.360 --> 0:06:00.880 like three ninety the most. 0:06:02.760 --> 0:06:05.520 What susy gas station are you going to? It's not, dude, 0:06:05.560 --> 0:06:06.440 I bought Supreme. 0:06:06.680 --> 0:06:10.240 Supreme is ninety three from That's not that's that's the 0:06:10.279 --> 0:06:13.080 third grade, third with the velvet ropes. When you pulled 0:06:13.080 --> 0:06:16.240 in for the gas. Holy shit, dude, I live in 0:06:16.320 --> 0:06:19.160 Jersey City. What are you talking about? That's well, did 0:06:19.200 --> 0:06:21.000 you get gas coming out of the tunnel or going 0:06:21.000 --> 0:06:27.240 into the tunnel? No, gum, I'm going uh going into 0:06:27.240 --> 0:06:30.000 the tunnel? You know there's a thirty to forty cent 0:06:30.160 --> 0:06:34.240 tax on going into the tunnel gas prices. How long 0:06:34.279 --> 0:06:35.400 have you lived there? You didn't know that? 0:06:35.440 --> 0:06:36.120 No, no, no, no, no no. 0:06:37.000 --> 0:06:38.600 When you come out of the tunnel, the gas is 0:06:38.640 --> 0:06:41.280 thirty cents a gallon, cheaper than right around the corner 0:06:41.400 --> 0:06:43.679 in the other direction. Are you're going into the tunnel? 0:06:44.480 --> 0:06:48.640 You didn't know that, right? The sixty dollars and seventy 0:06:48.680 --> 0:06:51.039 seven cents is assumed that I'm gonna pay that because 0:06:51.080 --> 0:06:53.279 that's what I pay. But but that's not why I'm pissed. 0:06:54.040 --> 0:06:55.719 No, No, I'm not done yet. 0:06:56.000 --> 0:06:59.440 You didn't know that the road into the tunnel, the 0:06:59.520 --> 0:07:01.640 gas is money because it's your last stop before you 0:07:01.680 --> 0:07:04.160 go into Manhattan versus the first stop coming out of 0:07:04.200 --> 0:07:07.040 the tunnel. For this, like Exon and Exon the same 0:07:07.080 --> 0:07:11.120 gas company, it's almost forty cents a gallon difference. Really, 0:07:12.000 --> 0:07:13.360 how do you not know this? You've lived there for 0:07:13.360 --> 0:07:17.880 twenty years. I don't think that's true. Scary you're asking me, 0:07:18.120 --> 0:07:21.040 you think I know the difference to tomorrow. I'm gonna actually, 0:07:22.080 --> 0:07:25.840 I'm gonna. Actually they just Scamboni. It's it's last exit 0:07:25.840 --> 0:07:27.800 before Manhattan. They raised the price when you're going into 0:07:27.840 --> 0:07:29.720 the tunnel. I'm like, well, I better get gas before 0:07:29.720 --> 0:07:32.040 I go into Manhattan. So you pay whatever. Coming out 0:07:32.040 --> 0:07:34.520 of the tunnel, it's the same. The shell is less 0:07:34.560 --> 0:07:36.800 money than the other shell. The Exon is less money 0:07:36.800 --> 0:07:38.320 than the other Exon. I don't know that to be 0:07:38.360 --> 0:07:42.400 the case. Go pull up gas, buddy right now. I 0:07:42.480 --> 0:07:45.360 look at the prices outside the Jersey the Jersey City 0:07:45.440 --> 0:07:48.480 holl On Tunnel, all right, you're getting yourself full worked out. Oh, 0:07:48.480 --> 0:07:50.200 I'm all upset. You're throwing money in the card. You're 0:07:50.240 --> 0:07:52.080 about to get more upset when you find out why 0:07:52.120 --> 0:07:54.560 I'm pissed. I can't imagine anything is gonna be more 0:07:54.640 --> 0:07:56.000 upset because something. 0:07:56.120 --> 0:07:58.760 If I'm pissed, how do you think you're gonna feel? 0:07:58.800 --> 0:08:00.320 You're gonna be? 0:08:00.400 --> 0:08:02.800 I rate about this because I don't get bossed about 0:08:02.880 --> 0:08:06.480 much what happened, because up till this point, there's no problems. 0:08:06.520 --> 0:08:08.920 All right, your gas was sixty three you're already fucking 0:08:08.920 --> 0:08:09.480 in a tizzy. 0:08:09.960 --> 0:08:11.800 Okay, your gas was sixty three seventy seven? 0:08:11.920 --> 0:08:12.080 Yes? 0:08:12.200 --> 0:08:14.080 Was it sixty three forty? And he kept clicking it 0:08:14.120 --> 0:08:14.720 to get more. 0:08:14.600 --> 0:08:18.280 In No, came to sixty three seventy seven, okay, And 0:08:18.320 --> 0:08:20.520 I paid him cash, gave him I gave him a 0:08:20.560 --> 0:08:23.000 hundred dollar bill. Wait a minute. You paid four dollars 0:08:23.000 --> 0:08:25.560 and forty cents a gallon, and you paid the cash price. 0:08:27.160 --> 0:08:29.480 That's the cash price. Well, for shit, what's the credit 0:08:29.480 --> 0:08:30.040 card price? 0:08:30.080 --> 0:08:36.079 Seven dollars? Okay, that's neither here nor there. Oh my god, 0:08:36.200 --> 0:08:38.600 this still can't We're still not at the point where 0:08:38.600 --> 0:08:42.400 you should be angry. But you're already what, You're already 0:08:42.440 --> 0:08:45.760 to the moon. Here's the problem. Oh, what could be worse? 0:08:46.720 --> 0:08:50.400 The change he gives me back. So it's one hundred dollars, right, 0:08:50.559 --> 0:08:52.520 is what I gave him? One hundred, one hundred dollar bill, 0:08:52.559 --> 0:08:54.679 one hundred dollar bill, you bougie bastard. 0:08:54.720 --> 0:08:55.040 Hold on? 0:08:55.200 --> 0:08:59.240 How much should he give me back? Thirty six dollars 0:08:59.240 --> 0:09:03.240 and twenty three cents? Thirty six dollars and twenty three cents? Right, then, 0:09:03.240 --> 0:09:04.240 I take too long doing that. 0:09:07.000 --> 0:09:10.679 He gave me back thirty six dollars. 0:09:11.720 --> 0:09:15.839 He rounded up, So not only was the gas sixty 0:09:15.880 --> 0:09:21.160 three seventy seven, it was sixty four dollars. Oh, he 0:09:21.520 --> 0:09:24.120 I paid sixty three cents. He couldn't give you a quarter. 0:09:25.240 --> 0:09:27.280 He didn't have changed my change. He didn't have change 0:09:27.280 --> 0:09:29.880 on me on him. Then you say, that's your problem, sir. 0:09:31.040 --> 0:09:32.440 How do you not have change? You work in a 0:09:32.440 --> 0:09:34.680 gas station. People pay cash, because he's used to doing 0:09:34.679 --> 0:09:37.560 the clickup to the nearest dollars. That's why, first of all, 0:09:37.559 --> 0:09:40.079 if I'm paying forty four dollars and forty cents a gallon, 0:09:40.120 --> 0:09:42.240 whatever the shit you got ripped off, I want my 0:09:42.240 --> 0:09:44.839 my twenty three cents worth of gas. Then we'll have 0:09:44.920 --> 0:09:45.559 to pump back in. 0:09:45.559 --> 0:09:47.120 And put it back in a click click, do a 0:09:47.160 --> 0:09:47.960 clicking click. 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:49.520 Look, if you don't know you you don't have changed, 0:09:49.559 --> 0:09:52.880 then you better stop that shit. At sixty three, this guy, 0:09:52.920 --> 0:09:56.080 this guy fucked me, and I'm like, you know what, Brodie, 0:09:56.679 --> 0:09:57.240 I didn't care. 0:09:57.600 --> 0:09:59.600 I cared at the time, but I cared. 0:09:59.600 --> 0:10:02.240 But I'm like, you know what, I'm not gonna let 0:10:02.280 --> 0:10:04.680 this guy because he started doing the thing where he 0:10:04.720 --> 0:10:07.800 starts like, you know, putting his hands on his pockets, like, oh, 0:10:07.800 --> 0:10:10.040 I don't have any get alligator arms. Now he's got 0:10:10.040 --> 0:10:12.800 torno sources. Look, let no, he's checking his pockets for 0:10:12.880 --> 0:10:16.560 change nothing. He didn't have a quarter. No, he handed 0:10:16.559 --> 0:10:19.880 me sixty three dollars and walked and I'm sorry thirty 0:10:20.360 --> 0:10:23.559 thirty six dollars or yeah, and he walked away. He 0:10:23.760 --> 0:10:25.800 should he walked away giving you, giving you tow. He 0:10:25.840 --> 0:10:30.440 made the assumption like I could keep the change right, Yeah, 0:10:30.440 --> 0:10:34.319 that does that? No, uhhah, No, he made the assumption. Yeah, 0:10:34.360 --> 0:10:38.360 he made the assumption that Okay, okay, this guy's gonna do. 0:10:38.480 --> 0:10:41.079 This guy's good. This guy's gonna be out twenty three cents. 0:10:41.120 --> 0:10:42.640 He should say to you, sir, I don't have change. 0:10:42.640 --> 0:10:45.199 I'm terribly sorry. First of all, acknowledge it and round it. Well, 0:10:45.200 --> 0:10:47.240 he should go, you know what, let me clean your windows. 0:10:47.640 --> 0:10:50.160 Let me do something for you. I gotta get something. 0:10:50.160 --> 0:10:53.480 You gotta get something. You twenty three cents? Did you 0:10:53.520 --> 0:10:55.800 turn your engine off as the engine run again? I 0:10:55.800 --> 0:10:57.960 always look my engine run. Doesn't matter your burning gas 0:10:58.040 --> 0:11:00.520 while you're getting gas gives a fuck you. You've probably 0:11:00.520 --> 0:11:02.880 wasted seventy seven cents worth the gas to. 0:11:02.880 --> 0:11:04.240 Put in it's nominal. 0:11:06.360 --> 0:11:08.120 Dude. I'm just so disgusted with you. 0:11:08.440 --> 0:11:11.920 I'm disgusted. I'm disgusting with Exxon Express pay. 0:11:12.000 --> 0:11:13.920 Why would you pay a dollar more per gallon than 0:11:13.960 --> 0:11:15.800 you have to coming out of the Holland Tunnel in 0:11:15.880 --> 0:11:17.679 Jersey City or going into the Holland Tunnel? Yeah? 0:11:17.720 --> 0:11:17.840 Going? 0:11:17.920 --> 0:11:22.360 It was what gas station? Exxon? Hold on, old, let's 0:11:22.400 --> 0:11:24.960 look up gas prices. Hold on, yeah, okay, you can 0:11:25.000 --> 0:11:28.800 look up gas prices. I just want to know if 0:11:28.840 --> 0:11:31.520 I'm right to be angry because of all things to 0:11:31.520 --> 0:11:35.120 piss me off, it's the fact that he assumed that 0:11:35.160 --> 0:11:36.920 he was going to keep the twenty three cents, and 0:11:36.960 --> 0:11:37.760 he just walked away. 0:11:38.520 --> 0:11:40.600 That's what gets me angry. How much did you pay? 0:11:40.720 --> 0:11:42.400 Not the fact that I paid four forty seven a 0:11:42.440 --> 0:11:43.080 gallon or. 0:11:43.120 --> 0:11:45.640 Forty seven a gallon? Holy crap, we look up on gas. 0:11:45.760 --> 0:11:46.640 That's how much it was. 0:11:46.880 --> 0:11:48.680 Hold on, look up on gas, buddy, hold on. 0:11:50.160 --> 0:11:53.359 Oh my god, what are you doing up on gas prices? 0:11:53.440 --> 0:11:55.480 And I have to put ninety three in because of 0:11:55.520 --> 0:11:56.440 the car that I drive. 0:11:57.440 --> 0:12:00.640 It's not my choice three sixty nine. I can destroy 0:12:00.720 --> 0:12:05.720 the freaking engine if I if I use regular three 0:12:05.800 --> 0:12:08.480 sixty nine a gallon in hither direction? And how much 0:12:08.600 --> 0:12:13.400 in my direction for forty seven paid three sixty nine? Yep, 0:12:14.120 --> 0:12:15.960 I'm on gas buddy right now? What is that? A 0:12:16.000 --> 0:12:19.839 difference of about seventy something? Since I don't remember what 0:12:19.880 --> 0:12:23.600 you paid, it was around seventy Yeah, you got ripped off, dude. 0:12:23.600 --> 0:12:26.040 You always get gas in another direction, dumbass. 0:12:26.880 --> 0:12:28.520 Wow. By the way, that's the same at every I'm 0:12:28.520 --> 0:12:31.280 sure that's the same at every bridge and tunnel crossing. 0:12:31.440 --> 0:12:33.679 When you're going into a state where gas is more expensive, 0:12:33.920 --> 0:12:38.920 they charge you more going in. So I probably saved 0:12:38.920 --> 0:12:40.520 you hundreds of dollars a year. But you're such a 0:12:40.559 --> 0:12:42.839 bougie bastard. You won't even you won't even care. You 0:12:42.840 --> 0:12:45.000 won't even go like a block away in the direction 0:12:45.120 --> 0:12:49.200 to save money. Wow. Speaking of boogie bastards, I have 0:12:49.240 --> 0:12:50.600 I have a surprise for you later in the show. 0:12:50.760 --> 0:12:54.240 You do, I have some boogie bastard related surprises for you. 0:12:55.000 --> 0:13:04.120 Cannot wait? All right, my boys podcast, I'm still befuddled 0:13:06.160 --> 0:13:09.880 and you have you're not even so concerned about the 0:13:09.880 --> 0:13:11.640 fact he didn't give you my twenty three cents back. 0:13:12.040 --> 0:13:16.320 But okay, no, I'm concerned. I don't like it. I'm upset. 0:13:16.559 --> 0:13:19.200 It's gonna ruin my day thinking about it. But I 0:13:19.200 --> 0:13:20.720 also think you wasted more money. 0:13:20.559 --> 0:13:21.720 By you're at the gas station. 0:13:22.679 --> 0:13:25.079 Yeah, you're hung up on and the fact that I'm 0:13:25.120 --> 0:13:28.559 putting the best possible gas in my car because it's 0:13:28.600 --> 0:13:31.839 a high performance, a high performance the best gas. 0:13:31.880 --> 0:13:36.120 But it's a high high octane, high performance vehicle, high 0:13:36.160 --> 0:13:39.480 performance vehicle. Yeah, it's a sports car. 0:13:39.800 --> 0:13:41.760 Watch is zero to sixty in that little little uh, 0:13:41.800 --> 0:13:45.320 I don't know, hamster wheel car. Yeah, but it's you 0:13:45.320 --> 0:13:46.439 gotta put ninety three in if. 0:13:46.400 --> 0:13:49.000 You put eighty seven in, Apparently it's not good for 0:13:49.040 --> 0:13:49.400 the engine. 0:13:49.440 --> 0:13:51.960 The last car I owned that forced me to put 0:13:51.960 --> 0:13:53.920 in ninety three or premium whatever it was at the time. 0:13:53.960 --> 0:13:56.000 But I should have had a nineteen eighty Buick Park 0:13:56.040 --> 0:13:59.880 Avenue which was like a boat and had a big 0:14:00.040 --> 0:14:02.160 as three fifty engine and you needed to put premium 0:14:02.160 --> 0:14:05.240 in or the engine went knock and a climk like 0:14:05.320 --> 0:14:06.080 the Three Stooges. 0:14:06.480 --> 0:14:10.160 Yeah, knock knock, knock, knock knock. 0:14:10.400 --> 0:14:11.959 Hey, you got the text message I sent you in 0:14:12.000 --> 0:14:14.520 the audio clips I sent you. Yeah, I want to 0:14:14.520 --> 0:14:15.640 get the s out of the way because I've waited 0:14:15.679 --> 0:14:17.600 for like four weeks now since the NFL draft about 0:14:17.600 --> 0:14:18.040 the week. 0:14:17.960 --> 0:14:20.320 About the audio clips, Yeah, yeah. 0:14:20.320 --> 0:14:23.600 You have the one that that pronounces the football player's name. 0:14:24.160 --> 0:14:27.120 Yet now youk I am looking. I'm looking at the 0:14:27.160 --> 0:14:29.800 note you sent me that was attached to that. Okay, 0:14:29.840 --> 0:14:32.560 So the man's name is Ruke are u k e yep. 0:14:32.840 --> 0:14:35.360 And his name is spelled oh r h o r 0:14:35.840 --> 0:14:40.720 h o r oh rouke or hor horror is how 0:14:41.440 --> 0:14:42.840 I would say. 0:14:43.360 --> 0:14:49.360 His name is pronounced oh hor horror or. 0:14:49.640 --> 0:14:54.080 Horror or horror or horror horror. Okay, lay the clip 0:14:54.120 --> 0:14:56.480 of him being drafted and then the announcer saying it 0:14:56.520 --> 0:15:11.600 the right way twenty four NFL Atlanta Falcons. Oh, let's 0:15:11.640 --> 0:15:12.040 go ahead. 0:15:13.200 --> 0:15:14.080 I will help him out. 0:15:14.120 --> 0:15:23.960 And Rodd that's his name, Row, all right, Astro Yeah, 0:15:24.200 --> 0:15:24.800 a rubber row. 0:15:24.880 --> 0:15:26.880 Okay, all right, you got anything else? 0:15:26.960 --> 0:15:29.720 Yeah? I got a lot, I got project, I got project. 0:15:30.320 --> 0:15:33.800 Oh uh this was a commercial. Uh. It's sort of 0:15:33.880 --> 0:15:38.480 like Peter Malar mm hmm. They he's kind of hammering home. 0:15:38.760 --> 0:15:40.720 It's a little annoying. He keeps saying the same get 0:15:40.720 --> 0:15:43.120 play to get played at play a clip project text 0:15:43.200 --> 0:15:46.000 project to two hundred three hundred to buy one window 0:15:46.080 --> 0:15:49.280 or door and get one and right now, save an 0:15:49.280 --> 0:15:52.560 extra thirty dollars off every unit. The text project to 0:15:52.560 --> 0:15:53.560 two hundred three hundred. 0:15:53.640 --> 0:15:56.360 Text the word project to two hundred three hundred, project 0:15:56.560 --> 0:15:57.680 to two hundred three hundred. 0:15:58.000 --> 0:15:59.640 Yeah, they want to they want to drill it into 0:15:59.680 --> 0:16:01.400 your head. You don't forget that you drive. I think 0:16:01.400 --> 0:16:03.360 that was a bit much. Chances are you're not. You're 0:16:03.440 --> 0:16:07.320 not stopping down to write that. So you've to write 0:16:07.320 --> 0:16:11.880 what project project to two hundred and three hundred. Okay, 0:16:12.120 --> 0:16:15.880 all right, we have the black business owners. Okay, so 0:16:16.440 --> 0:16:19.960 sometimes people when people speak, and you've seen this with 0:16:20.120 --> 0:16:22.680 they put the words in the wrong order, so they 0:16:22.680 --> 0:16:25.560 take on a different meaning. He was trying to talk 0:16:25.600 --> 0:16:29.320 about black people that own small businesses. Yeah, but listen 0:16:29.320 --> 0:16:30.280 to what he said. 0:16:30.840 --> 0:16:34.000 President Kamala Harris traveled to the battleground state of Georgia 0:16:34.120 --> 0:16:39.240 and met with small black business owners. Whoops, small black 0:16:39.280 --> 0:16:40.000 business owners. 0:16:40.200 --> 0:16:46.720 Yeah, business owners. And I don't know how big they are, 0:16:46.720 --> 0:16:50.720 but I assume they're not small black people, black men, 0:16:51.000 --> 0:16:54.040 black small business owners. Right, he said small black? He 0:16:54.080 --> 0:16:58.800 got it backwards, Yeah, honest mistake. How about inside out? 0:16:59.080 --> 0:17:03.040 Oh uh, yeah, well it's this is a DJ and 0:17:03.120 --> 0:17:05.159 I I don't know what he's talking about. 0:17:05.320 --> 0:17:08.479 And then he admits he might be stoned. Is it 0:17:08.520 --> 0:17:11.159 better to be inside out or outside in? 0:17:11.520 --> 0:17:14.120 Does that even make any sense? I don't know. 0:17:14.480 --> 0:17:17.320 I smoked a lot of weed. Wait what I need 0:17:17.320 --> 0:17:17.960 to hear that again? 0:17:18.600 --> 0:17:20.760 It was he was talking after a song called inside 0:17:20.800 --> 0:17:25.399 Out by Eve six. I think it was by different 0:17:26.160 --> 0:17:29.960 YYZ but anyway, a different band, all right, But anyways. 0:17:29.560 --> 0:17:32.280 It better to be inside out or outside in? 0:17:32.680 --> 0:17:35.000 Does that even make any sense? No, it doesn't. 0:17:35.280 --> 0:17:37.560 And then it doesn't make any sense, he says, is 0:17:37.600 --> 0:17:38.440 that make any sense? 0:17:39.119 --> 0:17:41.200 You know what the crazy thing is. And I think 0:17:41.200 --> 0:17:44.280 we've pointed this out before on these DJ tracks of 0:17:44.720 --> 0:17:47.280 I guess serious ExM is that where you got that? Yeah, 0:17:48.520 --> 0:17:51.959 that shit yep is voice tracked were recorded pre recorded, 0:17:52.000 --> 0:17:55.680 which means he actually went over the material and had 0:17:55.720 --> 0:17:58.080 a chance to take it out and redo it, but 0:17:58.119 --> 0:18:00.480 instead left it in and said this is great. I'm 0:18:00.520 --> 0:18:01.600 leaving this. Yeah. 0:18:01.680 --> 0:18:04.639 If you think the DJ is there on satellite radio, 0:18:04.760 --> 0:18:05.879 they're not. They're not. 0:18:06.160 --> 0:18:08.480 They recorded it on Monday for the whole week, right, 0:18:08.880 --> 0:18:10.760 and then they went home and then he pushing the 0:18:10.760 --> 0:18:13.840 buttons or it's automated. It's automated. He made a conscious 0:18:13.880 --> 0:18:17.879 decision though, Yeah, to leave that in and not redo that. 0:18:17.880 --> 0:18:20.240 That's the whole point of recording. You could do it over, 0:18:20.560 --> 0:18:25.320 you could erase your mistakes. Yeah, that's why this podcast is. 0:18:25.560 --> 0:18:28.240 We say, like like live with no editing, We're just 0:18:28.280 --> 0:18:30.560 recording it right in with no edits, so you hear 0:18:30.640 --> 0:18:32.920 all the mistakes, one hundred bits well out. 0:18:32.800 --> 0:18:34.240 There for you, very unpolished. 0:18:34.480 --> 0:18:37.480 I could make this if I spent three hours of 0:18:37.640 --> 0:18:40.520 editing on each episode of The Brooking Boys, I could 0:18:40.560 --> 0:18:42.160 make us both sound like geniuses. 0:18:42.960 --> 0:18:46.040 But I don't believe that do you have Do you 0:18:46.119 --> 0:18:47.720 have a Ben Lively clip? 0:18:48.640 --> 0:18:51.840 No? I don't. That was the last one. Okay, because 0:18:51.840 --> 0:18:53.440 I'm gonna I'm gonna can I if I send you 0:18:53.440 --> 0:18:54.640 an email, will you play it right away? 0:18:54.840 --> 0:18:56.399 Well if your phone, I mean, if you want me to, 0:18:56.520 --> 0:18:56.800 I could. 0:18:56.840 --> 0:18:57.439 I would like you to. 0:18:57.480 --> 0:18:58.399 Yeah, because it's timely. 0:18:58.800 --> 0:19:01.040 I'm gonna call it clips and send it to you 0:19:01.080 --> 0:19:02.199 because it's pretty funny. 0:19:02.359 --> 0:19:06.280