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Speaker 2: Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na.

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Speaker 1: This is how we do it.

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Speaker 2: Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na.

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Speaker 3: Good morning.

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Speaker 4: Good afternoon.

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Speaker 2: Hi, everybody.

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Speaker 4: Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, everybody.

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Speaker 1: I love you. I love you. I love you.

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Speaker 2: Holy cow. Well, Joelle, first of all... Joelle, you look beautiful.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what's happening. You look amazing. I've been shopping.

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Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh. Oh, I see.

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Speaker 1: And Daniel, you've changed your look and your background.

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Speaker 4: I am... I mean, I guess I can tell the fans.

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Speaker 4: I am currently in New York City.

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Speaker 1: Oh, wow, we're all jumping around the world.

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Speaker 4: Indeed, I'm meeting my girlfriend's family.

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Speaker 5: You know what's messed up? The two black people aren't

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Speaker 5: jumping around the world. The two black people aren't jumping

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Speaker 4: I had to meet my girlfriend's family for the first time.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: Oh, congratulations. That's amazing.

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Speaker 1: How did it go? Did they like you? What's not

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Speaker 1: to like? You're a charming motherfucker.

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Speaker 4: Well, you honor me. I really appreciate that. Haven't met yet.

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Speaker 4: We got COVID tests this morning. So when we come

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Speaker 2: Did you do the rapid test?

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Speaker 4: I think so. Yeah, we went to the hospital and

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Speaker 2: This is the thing everybody's doing.

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Speaker 1: They go deep. They go deep like Donald.

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Speaker 7: Wow.

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Speaker 5: This is the thing everybody's doing nowadays. Everybody's just getting

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Speaker 5: that rapid test to make sure that they can hang

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Speaker 1: Daniel, you should have told me. You could have hung

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Speaker 4: I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: It's sitting there empty.

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Speaker 4: I didn't want to bother you. I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: Next time I'll bother you for it.

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Speaker 5: Daniel, that's very interesting because when I ask for that shit...

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Speaker 5: He tells me no every time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know why? You know why? Because Daniel will

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Speaker 1: fucking be respectful. I can picture you having, like, a

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Speaker 5: One, I don't have any friends other than you and

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Speaker 1: Not yet. Wait till the tour bus. Wait till the

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Speaker 8: Oh, baby.

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Speaker 2: Oh, my God. That's so dangerous. That's so dangerous.

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Speaker 1: No, but I can trust. I can picture trusting Daniel

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Speaker 1: in my apartment, and I know that nothing would happen.

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Speaker 1: With you, I can picture, like, you'd forget some candle

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Speaker 5: I find that one offensive. Because what makes you think

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Speaker 1: That's offensive. I don't like candles.

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Speaker 9: Everybody likes candles.

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Speaker 5: I am one of those people who does not like candles.

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Speaker 5: it's the Bowery.

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Speaker 1: The Bowery, probably. Yeah, the Bowery.

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Speaker 1: It's not a club. It's like a really sexy lounge.

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Speaker 5: There's one that has literally a club right next door. Like,

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Speaker 5: And you can easily... You can easily, what is the

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Speaker 1: Anyway, my point is- I don't know, but Josh Radin

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Speaker 2: Would he have to leave the bathrobe there when he left?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, literally at the Bowery, when you spend enough money

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Speaker 2: That's hilarious.

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Speaker 1: That's some baller shit.

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Speaker 2: Good for rating. Good for rating.

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Speaker 1: Did you see what, first of all, I need to know,

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Speaker 1: first of all, I have a special surprise for you

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Speaker 1: on this episode. I planned.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: Donald, Joelle, and Dan will know what the surprise is.

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Speaker 5: You got me the fucking, oh shit, you got the, yo, Zach,

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Speaker 5: you got me the simulator.

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Speaker 2: You got me the simulator.

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Speaker 3: No, no, calm down.

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Speaker 1: You got me the simulator. Not that good.

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Speaker 2: It's less exciting than that.

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Speaker 1: It's not a $ 6, 000 golf simulator, no.

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Speaker 4: I really appreciate that, though.

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Speaker 1: By the way, speaking of surprises, I don't even know

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Speaker 1: who 2 Chainz is. I imagine he's a very famous rapper, right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, 2 Chainz. Did you just say 2 Chainz?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, do you like 2 Chainz, you guys? Are you

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Speaker 1: like rap, right? 2 Chainz is iconic.

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Speaker 4: I was going to say, you know, I'm certainly a

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Speaker 4: Titty Boy fan, most certainly.

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Speaker 2: Jump, man, jump, man, jump. No, that's Future, right? Them

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Speaker 1: Now, I've never heard a 2 Chainz song. I imagine

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Speaker 1: he's very successful, and I can tell you that he's

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Speaker 1: and Kanye West gave 2 Chainz an amphibious ATV. That

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Speaker 1: is the coolest looking thing I've ever seen.

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Speaker 2: Kanye West is a billionaire, dude.

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Speaker 1: No, I know. But he still gave his friend an

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Speaker 1: amphibious ATV and he put a plaque on it. You got,

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Speaker 1: I mean, if you're listening to this, just Google it.

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Speaker 1: It's the coolest thing ever. And I'm hoping that one

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Speaker 5: If I get a billion dollars in my bank account,

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Speaker 5: when I, I should say, when I get a billion

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Speaker 1: How much do you need? A billion?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you need a billion.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, it's so, it's called a, A Sherma or something?

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Speaker 1: Hold on.

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Speaker 5: Because Kanye probably paid for the thing and still had

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Speaker 5: a billion after he paid for it.

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Speaker 1: Joel, can you look up what it's called? Just look

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Speaker 1: up amphibious ATV that 2 Chainz got from Kanye.

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Speaker 4: Sherp ATVs? Yeezy Sherp ATVs?

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Speaker 1: Yes, you guys.

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Speaker 2: Is it Yeezy branded?

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Speaker 1: It's Yeezy branded? Well, he tricked it out, and I'm

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Speaker 1: sure there's a dope sound system in it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he did.

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Speaker 1: Did you see the picture? You guys, if you're listening,

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Speaker 1: you have to Google image this thing. Everybody needs one.

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Speaker 1: Everybody needs a Sherp.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what I want?

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Speaker 5: I want the Sherp ATV that turns into a sub.

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Speaker 2: I want the sub version.

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Speaker 5: I want the one that when, because look, it's great

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Speaker 5: to be able to go over hills and it's great

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Speaker 5: to be able to do like, you know, go in

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Speaker 5: better than that? To be like, that's it, fuck it,

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Speaker 5: I'm out. And then dive. And then dive to the

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Speaker 5: depths of the ocean. Depths that, you know, some people, like, dude,

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Speaker 5: I want the freaking spy car.

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Speaker 2: I want the spy car.

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Speaker 1: Did you see the picture?

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Speaker 2: It flies, it's on ground, and water. I want that G.I.

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Speaker 2: Joe shit.

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Speaker 1: Land and sea and air.

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Speaker 2: Yo, Joe!

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Speaker 1: Dude, did you see the picture Joel just sent us?

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Speaker 1: It's fucking amazing.

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Speaker 2: Fighting for freedom over a drone. Wherever there's trouble over

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Speaker 7: G.I.

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Speaker 2: Joe is there. Oh my God, that shit is tight.

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Speaker 1: If an erection was an ATV, it.

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Speaker 2: Would look like that. That shit looks like a Cobra vehicle.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: It looks like a Cobra vehicle from the G.I. Joe cartoon.

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Speaker 1: He has it blessed with a proverb. Yeah, he engraved

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Speaker 4: This is wild.

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Speaker 1: You guys, my only wish for Donald Faison is that

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Speaker 4: Love it.

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Speaker 2: I hope that one day that is possible.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Daniel, tell me when the surprise is present.

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Speaker 4: The surprise is ready and waiting.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so Donald, I got you a present today. Is

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Speaker 1: it a simulator? No. For listeners out there, we were

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Speaker 1: hoping to invite Sarah Chalk on today because she's prominent

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Speaker 1: and very funny in this episode. But she is just,

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Speaker 1: I reached out to everybody's favorite guest. Let's bring him in. Donald,

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Speaker 1: close your eyes. Close your eyes.

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Speaker 5: Bill Lawrence is in the house!

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Speaker 1: Yay!

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Speaker 2: Yay! Yay!

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Speaker 1: Look how happy he is. Bill, look how much happiness

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Speaker 1: you bring Donald.

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Speaker 3: Yes, dude.

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Speaker 9: How could I be a surprise? I think about every episode.

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Speaker 1: This is very exciting.

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Speaker 5: But still, it's always a good episode when Bill's on.

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Speaker 5: Count on it being a good episode when Bill is on.

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Speaker 5: The fans love it.

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Speaker 2: I love it.

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Speaker 1: Zach loves it.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you one thing. I was hoping

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Speaker 2: you were a golf simulator, Bill. I'm not going to lie.

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Speaker 1: Bill, I go, I got you a surprise. He goes,

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Speaker 1: a golf simulator?

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Speaker 9: By the way, I understand that. Even, by the way,

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Speaker 9: even just like one of those nets you put in

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Speaker 9: your backyard and hit into, that would have been.

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Speaker 1: As good as me.

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Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, no. This is way better than.

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Speaker 1: We joked about, Donald and I joked about, Going on

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Speaker 5: You guys would laugh a lot, man, and he doesn't

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Speaker 9: Yeah, because he's a writer first. He got He's someone,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to be on it because he's already hit

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Speaker 1: with Fit Florence. Hey, we haven't started the show with

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Speaker 2: Nobody's asking you, Bill. Nobody's asking you.

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Speaker 3: All right.

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Speaker 2: Five, six, seven, eight.

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Speaker 5: I'm going to try something new with the breakdown.

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Speaker 5: You're not going to get excited about this one, Bill,

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Speaker 2: JD does the summary of life.

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Speaker 5: And everything at the end of every episode.

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Speaker 1: I just want to double check that you're a 46-year-old

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Speaker 2: Complained and now.

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Speaker 1: So wait, you're saying, Donald, just so I'm clear, you're

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Speaker 9: You know what you should do, by the way? You

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Speaker 9: You should just read Zach's end voiceover word for word

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Speaker 1: At the end of the day. Bill, as you told us,

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Speaker 5: So be happy with what you have obtained.

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Speaker 1: All you need is a slow motion crane shot and

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Speaker 9: Donald knows the system. Donald gets how it works. Come

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Speaker 2: Well, you're the one that taught me that. Actually, you're

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Speaker 5: It's so bad that I go to other jobs now

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Speaker 5: It'll be like, we have to get out of here

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Speaker 2: Come on. I see writers look at me like, how

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Speaker 5: And it's always like, I always want to be like, well,

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Speaker 1: Just this one time.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, by the way, so this is what you get

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Speaker 2: Right, right. This is what you get. This is what

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Speaker 3: Ready?

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Speaker 2: One, two, three.

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Speaker 5: All right, this episode shows every level of the relationship.

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Speaker 9: There you go. That's what I don't like this episode.

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Speaker 1: giving your emotional sort of summary of it from someone

447
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Speaker 1: who wasn't really, to what you've said before, wasn't really

448
00:19:26,770 --> 00:19:30,230
Speaker 1: looking at it very closely at the time. And now

449
00:19:30,310 --> 00:19:32,429
Speaker 1: this many years later, you're looking back at it and

450
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Speaker 1: seeing something. I think that's very valuable. And I think, listen,

451
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Speaker 1: if you're one of the six people that successfully trolled Donald,

452
00:19:40,730 --> 00:19:45,119
Speaker 1: you can type in episodes of Scrubs 216 summary, and

453
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Speaker 1: you'll be the home run there.

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Speaker 2: Well, go to Trevor Wiki, and he'll freaking summarize it.

455
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Speaker 2: for you.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

457
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Speaker 2: This is what you get for being petty.

458
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Speaker 9: Here's what I want. Cause look, Donald and Zach can't

459
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Speaker 9: ask for this, but I would ask people that are

460
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Speaker 9: listening to that when they love Donald's old summations to

461
00:20:02,490 --> 00:20:06,150
Speaker 9: please let him know, uh, after this episode, that you

462
00:20:06,190 --> 00:20:07,810
Speaker 9: loved the way he used to do it because I

463
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Speaker 9: found it much more passionate and I loved hearing him

464
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Speaker 9: talk about it.

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Speaker 2: I like it the other way, too. I'm not going

466
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Speaker 2: to lie to you guys.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so that was the only time, by the way,

468
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Speaker 1: no matter how long we do this podcast, that is

469
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Speaker 1: the only time you will ever hear Donald do a true,

470
00:20:21,260 --> 00:20:25,369
Speaker 1: boring summary of the episode. I like that you discover something, Donald,

471
00:20:25,430 --> 00:20:28,130
Speaker 1: because let's be honest, you were either on Jazz Cabbage

472
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Speaker 1: or playing a video game and not really paying attention

473
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Speaker 1: to what we were doing. So now, 20 years later,

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Speaker 1: you're looking back....

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Speaker 5: I'll tell you, you know, this episode, it really makes

476
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Speaker 5: you think about the relationship that you're going, that I'm

477
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Speaker 5: going through right now.

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Speaker 2: It made me look at that. You know what I mean?

479
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Speaker 2: My wife and I.

480
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Speaker 5: Have surpassed every level of relationship in this episode. We've

481
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Speaker 5: had the kid and we, you know, they're growing now.

482
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Speaker 5: We've already did the beginning dates. We did the We

483
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Speaker 5: did the breakup and then get back together stuff. Like

484
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Speaker 5: everything that's happened in this episode, my wife and I

485
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Speaker 5: have done. And that's the one thing, because these characters

486
00:21:08,619 --> 00:21:11,639
Speaker 5: are so new, that's the one thing in this episode

487
00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:16,280
Speaker 5: that is missing, if you ask me, is the successful

488
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:18,520
Speaker 5: we've done it all. But these guys are finding each

489
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Speaker 5: other and getting to know each other in my tasty

490
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Speaker 5: coma wife.

491
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Speaker 2: In this episode.

492
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Speaker 1: This is a really good episode.

493
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Speaker 2: I laugh so many times, dude.

494
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Speaker 1: Bill, I'm so glad. First of all, I know that

495
00:21:31,310 --> 00:21:34,710
Speaker 1: you technically write them all because you're overseeing the writer's room,

496
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Speaker 1: but your name is actually on this one, along with

497
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Speaker 1: Adam Bernstein, who's directed the pilot. And so I was

498
00:21:41,270 --> 00:21:43,510
Speaker 1: just so happy that I happened to ask you to

499
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Speaker 1: come on because not only is it a great seminal

500
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Speaker 1: episode with a lot of great stuff in it and

501
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Speaker 1: very moving, I thought, at the end, But it happened

502
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Speaker 1: to be one with your name on the script. So

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Speaker 1: I was doubly glad you were here.

504
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Speaker 2: And Laverne has the best line in the show. Oh,

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Speaker 2: this is going to be a good episode. This is

506
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Speaker 2: going to be a good episode.

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Speaker 9: Which one? I think I wrote down that line. Oh,

508
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Speaker 9: good show today.

509
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Speaker 2: That's what she says. Good show today.

510
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Speaker 9: Good show today.

511
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Speaker 1: That's good show today.

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Speaker 9: That's it. Six words. I wrote that down. That was funny.

513
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Speaker 1: So the show opens up, guys, with I'm trying to

514
00:22:18,619 --> 00:22:22,090
Speaker 1: go in for a slow kiss with Rowdy. And the

515
00:22:22,150 --> 00:22:24,830
Speaker 1: audience is– the visual makes the audience go, what the

516
00:22:25,090 --> 00:22:27,810
Speaker 1: fuck is going on? And then you reveal that Donald

517
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Speaker 1: is coaching me because I haven't been with a woman

518
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Speaker 1: in a while and I'm rusty and he's giving me

519
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Speaker 1: some drills, kissing drills.

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Speaker 9: You always go the wrong way. I think you always

521
00:22:36,660 --> 00:22:38,109
Speaker 9: go left or right, right? One of the two?

522
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Speaker 1: I always go right. I always go right.

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Speaker 9: Okay.

524
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Speaker 1: And I'm– basically, I just wanted to say out loud

525
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Speaker 1: that Bill Lawrence got on television, network television– A show

526
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Speaker 1: that opens with a man French kissing a taxidermied dog.

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Speaker 9: That makes me so happy. You know what made me

528
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Speaker 9: happy about that section? I know Donald's heard it before.

529
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Speaker 9: I wanted Donald to tell me if it was real

530
00:23:02,460 --> 00:23:05,680
Speaker 9: or not. When you're working your rap with that dog,

531
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Speaker 9: I think you use your young Zach Braff sexy voice.

532
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Speaker 9: You know when he's like, hey, you want some kibble?

533
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:15,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I put my finger on his lips.

534
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Speaker 9: And I wanted to ask Donald if he ever heard

535
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Speaker 9: that sexy voice for real, if Zach tried to lay

536
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Speaker 9: that sexy girl, that sexy voice on people back in

537
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Speaker 9: the day.

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Speaker 2: No, you know, no.

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Speaker 5: I've never been next to Zach when he has laid

540
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Speaker 5: his game down.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you've heard me talk.

542
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Speaker 4: Flirt with a woman before.

543
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Speaker 5: I've never heard you, I've seen you be like, I'm

544
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Speaker 5: going in, and then you go in, and then come

545
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Speaker 5: back like, oh yeah, it worked. But I've never seen,

546
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Speaker 5: I've never been privy to, hey girl. I've never been

547
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Speaker 5: privy to the music, you know, in the song where

548
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Speaker 5: the bass finally gets.

549
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Speaker 2: To talk, hey girl, we've come to the.

550
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Speaker 3: End of the road, baby.

551
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Speaker 2: I've never been to that. I've never heard that moment

552
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Speaker 2: with you.

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Speaker 1: Well, My game isn't that good, but my game is certainly,

554
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Speaker 1: I don't have a low bass, hey, baby voice. But

555
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Speaker 1: I did think it was just, I loved about the show, Bill,

556
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Speaker 1: is what I'm saying is that I'm saying it in

557
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Speaker 1: a joking way, but I just love that how bizarre

558
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Speaker 1: the show is that it opens like this. And then

559
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Speaker 1: just when you think like, okay, that was random and weird.

560
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Speaker 1: Way later on when I go to kiss Amy Smart,

561
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Speaker 1: you call it back because here Donald's like, no, man,

562
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Speaker 1: you go right too much. You got to go left

563
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Speaker 1: when I'm leaning into kiss. And then later I go

564
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Speaker 1: to kiss Amy Smart and she's like, ooh, you went left.

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Speaker 9: As if, by the way, anyone has ever used that

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Speaker 9: as a judgment factor for kissing, whether you went left

567
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Speaker 9: or right. No one has ever said that to anybody, right?

568
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Speaker 1: It makes me think, and if you're listening right now,

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Speaker 1: think about it. Do you have a normal way that

570
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Speaker 1: you lean in to make out with someone? I'm doing

571
00:25:00,380 --> 00:25:02,130
Speaker 1: it alone by myself right now. I think I probably

572
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Speaker 1: do normally favor left.

573
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Speaker 9: Do you?

574
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Speaker 1: I go right.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I go right, dude. I go right.

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Speaker 1: Joel, do you go left or right?

577
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Speaker 9: Donald and I lock. Donald and I would lock in

578
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Speaker 9: well because we both go right.

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Speaker 1: Joel, you go right?

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Speaker 9: Right. It feels natural.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. Daniel? Right.

582
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Speaker 7: Right.

583
00:25:18,420 --> 00:25:18,500
Speaker 6: Okay.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

585
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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I think I might be a lefty when it comes

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Speaker 1: to the lean-in.

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Speaker 9: Well, here's my question, though. Does she go left?

589
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Speaker 2: Because that's the only way it works, but is if

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Speaker 2: she goes left also.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I got to tell you, I'm going

592
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Speaker 1: to try later on and see what happens, but I

593
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Speaker 1: think I'm a lefty when it comes to that. Bill,

594
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Speaker 1: I couldn't help but wonder when Krista is being so

595
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Speaker 1: incredibly horrible to Johnny C during as they deal with

596
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Speaker 1: their newborn, if any of this could possibly have been

597
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Speaker 1: based on real life.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, dude. You guys are well aware that I was

599
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Speaker 9: just at this stage of having kids with Krista and

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Speaker 9: that I, without a doubt, lived in a world that

601
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Speaker 9: I was supposed to remove my shoes and wash my

602
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Speaker 9: hands even though I still wasn't allowed to hold my daughter.

603
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:11,700
Speaker 9: And it was a lot of get out of the room,

604
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Speaker 9: don't make noise, turn that light off, go get me this,

605
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Speaker 9: go do that. So, yes. By the way, the only

606
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Speaker 9: thing that was different was I was not nearly shirtless

607
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Speaker 9: as often as Johnny C. chose to be around his

608
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Speaker 9: wife and newborn.

609
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Speaker 1: Right.

610
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Speaker 9: Otherwise, it was supposed to be the same.

611
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Speaker 1: So Johnny C. is naked. Now, when you're in the

612
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Speaker 1: writer's room, are you guys at this point, end of

613
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Speaker 1: season two, sort of laughing? Like, oh, Johnny C. loves

614
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Speaker 1: to be naked. Let's make him be naked and show

615
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Speaker 1: off his muscles?

616
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Speaker 9: Do you really think that we write? Johnny C shirtless or, uh,

617
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Speaker 9: you know, that one, that one, we did it. Yeah.

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Speaker 9: He normally decides on his own, but this one we

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Speaker 9: did script because for full disclosure, we had seen so

620
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Speaker 9: many scenes that we hadn't written it. Um, that we

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Speaker 9: decided to write it once and have her say, we

622
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Speaker 9: all get it. You love your body. Which was a

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Speaker 9: writer response.

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Speaker 1: Then he puts on a shocky, jersey. Is that a

625
00:27:11,410 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 1: real sports player, Shockey?

626
00:27:12,970 --> 00:27:16,220
Speaker 5: Yeah, Jeremy Shockey was a tight end for the New

627
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:22,100
Speaker 5: York Giants. He played really well for us. His football

628
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:25,770
Speaker 5: career was short. He had a pretty short football career, actually.

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Speaker 9: He was really good, but then got hurt a bunch, yeah?

630
00:27:28,430 --> 00:27:31,070
Speaker 5: Yeah, like a lot of head... He broke a lot

631
00:27:31,109 --> 00:27:33,530
Speaker 5: of bones, I think, and got his head hit. But

632
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Speaker 5: he was a tight end. He was like... Before Tony Gonzalez,

633
00:27:38,570 --> 00:27:41,560
Speaker 5: tight ends were... pretty much just blocking and everything like that.

634
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:44,300
Speaker 5: And then Tony and there's.

635
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Speaker 9: A bunch of them now.

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Speaker 1: Shockey.

637
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Speaker 9: Yeah.

638
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:47,380
Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: There's a bunch of them now. And the best one

640
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Speaker 5: ever is by far Gronkowski. Like Gronkowski's taken everything that

641
00:27:55,660 --> 00:27:57,550
Speaker 5: all of these other tight ends have done and turned

642
00:27:57,590 --> 00:28:01,030
Speaker 5: it into a, you know, a receiver role that is

643
00:28:01,190 --> 00:28:04,669
Speaker 5: very like, it's unheard of to have a bunch of

644
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Speaker 5: receivers and your best receiver be your tight end.

645
00:28:07,869 --> 00:28:08,370
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

646
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:12,510
Speaker 9: Yeah, watch Zach's eyes roll back into his head when

647
00:28:12,550 --> 00:28:14,890
Speaker 9: I say, but don't you think Travis Kelsey is also

648
00:28:14,930 --> 00:28:18,170
Speaker 9: kind of coming up behind Gronk right now?

649
00:28:18,869 --> 00:28:22,030
Speaker 2: He blows his brains out.

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Speaker 1: I have a question. I have a question. Zach, Zach, Zach, Zach, Zach.

651
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Speaker 9: I'm sorry, but we're talking about tight ends right now.

652
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Speaker 1: I literally, like JD, I swear to God, you said

653
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Speaker 1: tight end. And like JD, I went off and started

654
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Speaker 1: thinking about what I picture as a tight end. A nice,

655
00:28:38,820 --> 00:28:41,900
Speaker 1: firm bottom. And then you guys pulled me back when

656
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Speaker 1: you said Gronkowski, because I think I know what that

657
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Speaker 1: guy looks like. Can you explain to the listeners who

658
00:28:46,420 --> 00:28:48,860
Speaker 1: don't follow football, what does a tight end do?

659
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:53,960
Speaker 5: A tight end is basically a blocker, really.

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Speaker 2: It's like somebody who.

661
00:28:57,010 --> 00:29:01,290
Speaker 5: Is on the line and blocks for the quarterback, but

662
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Speaker 5: is eligible to catch the.

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Speaker 2: Ball also if needed. You know what I mean? So

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Speaker 2: you only have a certain....

665
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Speaker 5: Bunch of players that can actually catch the ball it's

666
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Speaker 5: illegal for other players to do it uh.

667
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Speaker 2: Oh i didn't know that their position right.

668
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Speaker 1: So you're saying not every player's allowed to catch the

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Speaker 1: ball no they have to be an eligible.

670
00:29:19,010 --> 00:29:21,650
Speaker 9: They have to be an eligible receiver sometimes someone will

671
00:29:21,670 --> 00:29:24,570
Speaker 9: have to tell the refs that on a certain formation

672
00:29:24,650 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 9: he is eligible like a lineman can suddenly be eligible

673
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 9: but not everybody can catch the ball.

674
00:29:29,820 --> 00:29:31,160
Speaker 1: I had i did not know that.

675
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,860
Speaker 9: And then uh and then what donald it To make

676
00:29:33,910 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 9: it more interesting, what Donald and I are talking about

677
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:39,050
Speaker 9: is the position has evolved because these guys are so big,

678
00:29:39,490 --> 00:29:42,590
Speaker 9: they're too these, the new modern tight end is too

679
00:29:42,670 --> 00:29:45,110
Speaker 9: big to be covered by a little defensive back or

680
00:29:45,130 --> 00:29:48,730
Speaker 9: the ones that cover receivers and too fast to be

681
00:29:48,770 --> 00:29:51,490
Speaker 9: covered by a big linebacker. And because these guys are

682
00:29:51,630 --> 00:29:54,430
Speaker 9: now become the kind of ultimate athletes on football teams.

683
00:29:54,820 --> 00:29:57,780
Speaker 9: These Travis Kelsey, Kelsey's and Gronk's and Tony Gonzalez's.

684
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:00,800
Speaker 5: Right, if you have a good tight end, you are.

685
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:02,700
Speaker 1: You got a good tight end, Donald.

686
00:30:03,500 --> 00:30:04,820
Speaker 9: There you go. Now we're back.

687
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:06,540
Speaker 2: Thank you very much. Thank you.

688
00:30:07,180 --> 00:30:09,780
Speaker 1: Now we're back. And we're back.

689
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:12,620
Speaker 2: But Gronkowski's come out of retirement because of.

690
00:30:12,660 --> 00:30:13,500
Speaker 1: Oh, thank God.

691
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, he's probably the most popular tight end ever

692
00:30:16,620 --> 00:30:17,459
Speaker 5: in the history of tight ends.

693
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:20,820
Speaker 2: He's a character. He's like, I once worked out with

694
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:21,280
Speaker 2: this dude.

695
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 5: And when I tell you, holy shit, like the workout

696
00:30:25,380 --> 00:30:27,420
Speaker 5: I was doing was a warmup for him.

697
00:30:27,900 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

698
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:31,980
Speaker 5: And I was sweating and jumping and lifting weights and

699
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 5: everything like that. And it was literally a warm-up for him.

700
00:30:34,940 --> 00:30:36,610
Speaker 5: And then he went into something else after.

701
00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:43,510
Speaker 1: Let's talk about how he's decided to call me dog's names.

702
00:30:44,350 --> 00:30:46,910
Speaker 5: Well, let's talk about these pratfalls first, though, man. Because

703
00:30:46,930 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 5: there are a couple of pratfalls in the opening that

704
00:30:48,910 --> 00:30:49,980
Speaker 5: are pretty dope.

705
00:30:50,540 --> 00:30:51,900
Speaker 2: One, Ricky Schroeder.

706
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:55,100
Speaker 5: Rick Schroeder has a great pratfall over the thing with

707
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 5: the blindfold on.

708
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:56,740
Speaker 7: Yeah.

709
00:30:57,090 --> 00:30:58,810
Speaker 2: And then you have a great pratfall.

710
00:30:58,850 --> 00:30:59,130
Speaker 10: Yeah.

711
00:30:59,570 --> 00:31:00,030
Speaker 1: Epic one.

712
00:31:00,450 --> 00:31:00,790
Speaker 9: Yeah.

713
00:31:01,830 --> 00:31:02,050
Speaker 4: Epic.

714
00:31:03,170 --> 00:31:05,070
Speaker 1: I even winced at myself. I was like, how did

715
00:31:05,090 --> 00:31:07,170
Speaker 1: that not hurt? Because it's definitely me doing it, and

716
00:31:07,190 --> 00:31:08,310
Speaker 1: it looked like it fucking hurt.

717
00:31:08,890 --> 00:31:10,970
Speaker 2: It looked like it really, really hurt.

718
00:31:11,570 --> 00:31:13,910
Speaker 9: And you add the noise on those, too. It seemed violent.

719
00:31:14,050 --> 00:31:15,290
Speaker 9: I liked it.

720
00:31:15,310 --> 00:31:18,150
Speaker 1: I feel like if there was a sport that was

721
00:31:18,570 --> 00:31:20,710
Speaker 1: stunt pratfalls, I could be good at it.

722
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:23,380
Speaker 9: Well, your best pratfall of all time is with Tacey,

723
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 9: coma wife, either later this year or next year when

724
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:28,700
Speaker 9: you fall down the stairs at her husband's funeral.

725
00:31:29,660 --> 00:31:30,830
Speaker 2: That's next episode, I think.

726
00:31:30,850 --> 00:31:32,250
Speaker 1: I think that's coming up.

727
00:31:33,070 --> 00:31:37,110
Speaker 2: Also, I want to give a shout out to Paige Peterson.

728
00:31:37,170 --> 00:31:40,830
Speaker 5: She's been on the show four times now, and we've

729
00:31:40,910 --> 00:31:44,890
Speaker 5: yet to talk about her. She was the nurse that said,

730
00:31:45,030 --> 00:31:47,730
Speaker 5: I'm having surgery right now, or I'm having whatever it

731
00:31:47,770 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 5: is right now and loving it. This is her fourth

732
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:52,220
Speaker 5: time on the episode, and she's the one that says

733
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:54,280
Speaker 5: to you, aren't you the one that likes to make

734
00:31:54,340 --> 00:31:56,780
Speaker 5: out with dogs right before you go into.

735
00:31:56,820 --> 00:31:57,740
Speaker 1: Wait, did you know her?

736
00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:58,570
Speaker 4: How did you know her name?

737
00:31:58,590 --> 00:31:59,080
Speaker 1: Or you looked it up?

738
00:31:59,530 --> 00:32:01,030
Speaker 2: I looked it up. Oh, yeah.

739
00:32:01,050 --> 00:32:01,510
Speaker 1: That's cool.

740
00:32:01,890 --> 00:32:02,110
Speaker 9: Yeah.

741
00:32:02,230 --> 00:32:03,330
Speaker 1: It's good of you to give her a shout out

742
00:32:03,370 --> 00:32:04,510
Speaker 1: because she actually.

743
00:32:05,990 --> 00:32:08,590
Speaker 1: She's got a lot of funny one-liners, and she did

744
00:32:08,630 --> 00:32:09,110
Speaker 1: a good job.

745
00:32:09,910 --> 00:32:13,470
Speaker 9: It's also so hard back then to have continuity and

746
00:32:13,490 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 9: do a network show that you're hoping that people would

747
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 9: see the same nurse's and doctors that don't necessarily speak

748
00:32:19,980 --> 00:32:22,460
Speaker 9: every week, but still have those people be in the

749
00:32:22,500 --> 00:32:23,780
Speaker 9: background every week, you know?

750
00:32:24,100 --> 00:32:24,520
Speaker 6: So it's cool.

751
00:32:24,540 --> 00:32:25,720
Speaker 9: And we were able to do that with somebody.

752
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:26,480
Speaker 7: Yeah.

753
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:29,970
Speaker 2: This is her last, I think this is her last episode, unfortunately, but.

754
00:32:30,070 --> 00:32:32,390
Speaker 9: Well, I'm hoping that's cause she went and got lots

755
00:32:32,430 --> 00:32:33,630
Speaker 9: more work somewhere else.

756
00:32:34,530 --> 00:32:36,290
Speaker 2: I believe she did. I believe she did. I believe

757
00:32:36,330 --> 00:32:37,950
Speaker 2: she did get a, another job.

758
00:32:37,990 --> 00:32:41,500
Speaker 1: She went, she's, she's, she's talented and funny and pretty.

759
00:32:41,820 --> 00:32:43,959
Speaker 1: So those are good qualities to have in Hollywood. Speaking

760
00:32:43,980 --> 00:32:47,010
Speaker 1: of which it leads to, um, a conversation about Amy Smart,

761
00:32:47,030 --> 00:32:49,550
Speaker 1: which we're going to have after this break because she

762
00:32:49,590 --> 00:32:52,080
Speaker 1: certainly is pretty and she certainly is funny and she

763
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:53,900
Speaker 1: does a great job in this episode. So we will

764
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:54,820
Speaker 1: be right back.

765
00:32:54,700 --> 00:32:59,900
Speaker 9: After these fine words.

766
00:33:00,020 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 1: And we're back!

767
00:33:04,270 --> 00:33:04,650
Speaker 2: And we're back.

768
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:13,380
Speaker 1: Come on. Bill, you got to do it at.

769
00:33:13,660 --> 00:33:16,120
Speaker 9: The same time. By the way, so what's the early

770
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 9: verdict on interrupting Bill on that?

771
00:33:18,020 --> 00:33:18,390
Speaker 3: I love it.

772
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:19,300
Speaker 9: How are you guys feeling about it?

773
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:19,620
Speaker 2: I love it.

774
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:21,460
Speaker 1: And I think the fans love it too.

775
00:33:21,820 --> 00:33:22,140
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.

776
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:26,190
Speaker 1: The fans love it. And I felt bad because your

777
00:33:26,250 --> 00:33:29,710
Speaker 1: tone in the second one was sort of melancholic. And

778
00:33:30,110 --> 00:33:31,730
Speaker 1: I don't know if you heard the last episode, but

779
00:33:31,750 --> 00:33:33,590
Speaker 1: I was like, I think we may have hurt Bill's feelings.

780
00:33:33,910 --> 00:33:34,020
Speaker 3: I did.

781
00:33:35,300 --> 00:33:37,260
Speaker 1: I was like, Bill, you're allowed to go on as

782
00:33:37,380 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 1: long as you want. If you want to do a

783
00:33:39,420 --> 00:33:42,610
Speaker 1: seven-minute monologue, it is fine by us. The fans love you.

784
00:33:42,620 --> 00:33:45,550
Speaker 9: By the way, we didn't hurt Bill's feelings. Donald said

785
00:33:45,610 --> 00:33:46,310
Speaker 9: he was cool with it.

786
00:33:46,570 --> 00:33:50,630
Speaker 1: Oh, fucking asshole.

787
00:33:50,650 --> 00:33:52,910
Speaker 9: Donald said I'm fine. Donald said I think the quote

788
00:33:52,950 --> 00:33:53,640
Speaker 9: is I'm fine with it.

789
00:33:53,670 --> 00:33:53,990
Speaker 3: It's Bill.

790
00:33:54,030 --> 00:34:00,080
Speaker 9: I'm fine with it. Oh, my God. I can't remember specifically,

791
00:34:00,100 --> 00:34:02,780
Speaker 9: but I think it was exactly Zach. who said, no,

792
00:34:02,860 --> 00:34:08,940
Speaker 9: it just goes on and on and.

793
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:08,339
Speaker 1: On and on. The funny thing was, wait, the funny

794
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:10,660
Speaker 1: thing was, on your last bit of trivia, the answer

795
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:12,609
Speaker 1: was Elizabeth Banks, and I didn't get it at all,

796
00:34:12,650 --> 00:34:16,390
Speaker 1: but Donald knew it. And the only thing you'd recorded is, thanks, Zach,

797
00:34:16,430 --> 00:34:17,720
Speaker 1: I'm sure you're the one who got it.

798
00:34:18,170 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 2: It was me.

799
00:34:20,710 --> 00:34:23,020
Speaker 9: By the way, I know, but I don't expect because

800
00:34:23,060 --> 00:34:25,000
Speaker 9: of Donald's rep on the show for him to remember

801
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 9: this stuff, so when he does get one, I'm happily surprised.

802
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:28,140
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?

803
00:34:28,180 --> 00:34:30,320
Speaker 5: When Elizabeth Banks came on the show, I thought it

804
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:35,049
Speaker 5: was the biggest deal. After watching the 40-year-old virgin, and

805
00:34:35,090 --> 00:34:36,930
Speaker 5: he goes, I'm going to put my bicycle in your trunk,

806
00:34:36,969 --> 00:34:37,989
Speaker 5: and she goes, hey-oh!

807
00:34:38,290 --> 00:34:38,469
Speaker 2: And then.

808
00:34:42,469 --> 00:34:44,069
Speaker 2: When she came on the show, I was like, I'm

809
00:34:44,140 --> 00:34:45,089
Speaker 2: paying attention to this.

810
00:34:45,110 --> 00:34:46,239
Speaker 4: I don't know.

811
00:34:47,590 --> 00:34:48,469
Speaker 2: I want to talk about something.

812
00:34:48,650 --> 00:34:51,270
Speaker 5: Before we go forward with the Amy Smart thing, Ralphie's

813
00:34:51,330 --> 00:34:52,410
Speaker 5: back on this episode.

814
00:34:52,530 --> 00:34:53,830
Speaker 1: So funny.

815
00:34:53,910 --> 00:34:57,279
Speaker 5: And somebody said to me on the interweb, and I'm

816
00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:59,780
Speaker 5: not sure if this is true because now I didn't

817
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 5: remember the young man's name, but apparently Ralphie is in Shazam.

818
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:06,339
Speaker 9: Oh, shit. Is he really? That's cool.

819
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:09,239
Speaker 5: Apparently Ralphie's in Shazam either as one of the kids

820
00:35:09,860 --> 00:35:13,580
Speaker 5: or as the– One of the superheroes.

821
00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 9: Wouldn't he have to be like 36?

822
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:17,400
Speaker 1: This is 19 years ago.

823
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:20,239
Speaker 2: He's not a kid. Or then as one of the superheroes.

824
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:23,320
Speaker 9: He could be because there's a whole bunch of Shazams

825
00:35:23,390 --> 00:35:24,150
Speaker 9: at the end of Shazam.

826
00:35:24,270 --> 00:35:26,489
Speaker 2: At the end of Shazam. Spoiler alert.

827
00:35:26,510 --> 00:35:29,070
Speaker 1: Will you try and figure out, and maybe, Joel, if

828
00:35:29,110 --> 00:35:30,650
Speaker 1: you could send us in the chat a picture of

829
00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:32,910
Speaker 1: what he looks like today because I'm dying to know.

830
00:35:33,730 --> 00:35:37,150
Speaker 9: I actually saw that movie in the theaters because Zach

831
00:35:37,210 --> 00:35:38,910
Speaker 9: is the star of it. Zach plays Shazam in that.

832
00:35:39,500 --> 00:35:40,860
Speaker 1: No, no, Bill. That's a different Zach.

833
00:35:42,390 --> 00:35:42,569
Speaker 3: What?

834
00:35:45,969 --> 00:35:48,290
Speaker 1: If I was in Shazam, you guys would all have

835
00:35:48,310 --> 00:35:53,620
Speaker 1: amphibious ATVs like Kanye West just gave three chains.

836
00:35:54,020 --> 00:35:55,260
Speaker 9: Also, I don't think.

837
00:35:55,140 --> 00:35:57,340
Speaker 8: You're correct about Joey being in Shazam.

838
00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:59,680
Speaker 2: Okay, well, it wasn't me that said it. Somebody said

839
00:35:59,700 --> 00:36:00,570
Speaker 2: it to me.

840
00:36:02,590 --> 00:36:05,610
Speaker 1: Well, that person was wrong. That's the same person that

841
00:36:05,650 --> 00:36:08,630
Speaker 1: was wrong about how brilliant your summaries of the episodes are.

842
00:36:09,030 --> 00:36:11,810
Speaker 2: Thank you. Thank you, person who said that Joey was

843
00:36:11,870 --> 00:36:13,350
Speaker 2: in Shazam. You were wrong.

844
00:36:14,270 --> 00:36:16,910
Speaker 9: Joe, you were correct about something, though, last week. Joey

845
00:36:17,030 --> 00:36:21,480
Speaker 9: was in the gag reel, absolutely thrown into the glass.

846
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:23,759
Speaker 1: Door, exiting.

847
00:36:24,980 --> 00:36:25,660
Speaker 9: By accident.

848
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:27,140
Speaker 1: I remember that.

849
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:28,120
Speaker 9: He was just tossed into it.

850
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 1: I also remembered on the gag reel, for those of

851
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:32,400
Speaker 1: you who'd like to go back and look at them.

852
00:36:32,540 --> 00:36:34,060
Speaker 1: And by the way, if you don't know, we sometimes

853
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:36,970
Speaker 1: use the words interchangeably. For those of you who don't know,

854
00:36:37,550 --> 00:36:41,010
Speaker 1: a gag and blooper reel are something we cut together

855
00:36:41,050 --> 00:36:43,110
Speaker 1: at the end of every season. They're just kind of

856
00:36:43,130 --> 00:36:46,509
Speaker 1: the mistakes, funny, funny mistakes from when we're filming. And

857
00:36:46,530 --> 00:36:48,120
Speaker 1: I think they're all on YouTube. You can look up,

858
00:36:48,450 --> 00:36:52,840
Speaker 1: for example, season two scrubs. It'll either say blooper or gag.

859
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:56,029
Speaker 1: They're kind of used interchangeably and they're very funny. And

860
00:36:56,130 --> 00:36:58,070
Speaker 1: one of the things, not only is Ralphie hitting the

861
00:36:58,110 --> 00:37:01,430
Speaker 1: door on there, but in this episode, when Donald falls

862
00:37:01,510 --> 00:37:05,100
Speaker 1: over Rowdy, do you remember this? I don't know if

863
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:08,799
Speaker 1: a crew member was like holding up Rowdy to make

864
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 1: sure he didn't fall over or something.

865
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:12,759
Speaker 9: We had Rowdy. It wasn't held up, Zach. We had

866
00:37:12,820 --> 00:37:17,190
Speaker 9: Rowdy because he had trouble standing at that point because

867
00:37:17,310 --> 00:37:23,799
Speaker 9: some of his leg strength had deteriorated. Rowdy had to

868
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 9: be kind of fastened.

869
00:37:26,219 --> 00:37:30,359
Speaker 1: How was Rowdy Riggs? I forgot.

870
00:37:30,620 --> 00:37:33,450
Speaker 9: Rowdy was fastened. He was kind of fastened to the

871
00:37:33,489 --> 00:37:36,850
Speaker 9: little carpeting thing there to stand upright. You know what

872
00:37:36,870 --> 00:37:39,330
Speaker 9: I mean? And the assumption was when Donald would hit

873
00:37:39,370 --> 00:37:40,569
Speaker 9: Rowdy that he would go down.

874
00:37:41,170 --> 00:37:43,010
Speaker 2: But I still couldn't.

875
00:37:43,850 --> 00:37:47,650
Speaker 5: The joke is I've tripped over Rowdy, but Rowdy couldn't

876
00:37:47,750 --> 00:37:50,279
Speaker 5: fall or it didn't look right. And so I had

877
00:37:50,340 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 5: to pretend that I trip over Rowdy without knocking Rowdy over.

878
00:37:55,060 --> 00:37:58,430
Speaker 9: And so we had Rowdy fastened up to stay up

879
00:37:58,590 --> 00:38:01,410
Speaker 9: as if Rowdy was solid and Donald just fell down,

880
00:38:01,469 --> 00:38:02,880
Speaker 9: not like fell on top of Rowdy.

881
00:38:03,710 --> 00:38:05,710
Speaker 1: So on the gag reel, what you'll see is that

882
00:38:05,790 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 1: Donald trips over Rowdy, Rowdy falls down, and then magically

883
00:38:10,100 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 1: pops back up.

884
00:38:12,980 --> 00:38:13,620
Speaker 8: Again.

885
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 1: And I remember, Donald, you started, the whole crew started cackling.

886
00:38:18,540 --> 00:38:21,880
Speaker 1: It was so fucking funny. When I saw the gag

887
00:38:21,940 --> 00:38:25,069
Speaker 1: on this, when I saw the stunt fall on this,

888
00:38:25,310 --> 00:38:27,549
Speaker 1: I went, oh my God, I remember that moment. And

889
00:38:27,590 --> 00:38:29,529
Speaker 1: this is like 19 years ago. That's how funny it was.

890
00:38:30,210 --> 00:38:32,590
Speaker 9: It was very disturbing, too, because it made the dog seem,

891
00:38:32,969 --> 00:38:33,970
Speaker 9: you know, like it was still.

892
00:38:33,830 --> 00:38:39,689
Speaker 1: Kind of in there slugging away. Well, Bill, what was

893
00:38:39,730 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 1: the story about Amy? I mean, I'm sure that I had,

894
00:38:43,020 --> 00:38:45,140
Speaker 1: if you had asked me and you had said, hey,

895
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 1: we need a very funny, attractive new love interest for you.

896
00:38:49,340 --> 00:38:52,140
Speaker 1: If the year was 2002, I probably was like, Amy Smart.

897
00:38:53,219 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 1: Because I think that, you know, she's obviously a beauty,

898
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,279
Speaker 1: but I really think she's got comedic chops. And I

899
00:38:59,820 --> 00:39:01,660
Speaker 1: thought she was really, really good in this episode.

900
00:39:02,380 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 9: Well, you know, it's we had it randomly. You'd be surprised.

901
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:10,730
Speaker 9: But a lot of times casting, especially if it's not

902
00:39:10,810 --> 00:39:15,430
Speaker 9: huge stock casting starts, much like Donald said about Elizabeth Banks,

903
00:39:15,469 --> 00:39:17,970
Speaker 9: who obviously is a huge star now and back there

904
00:39:18,010 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 9: was doing. whatever horse movie was, and Virgin, you know,

905
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:23,880
Speaker 9: and all that stuff, and just kind of getting her

906
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:26,930
Speaker 9: career going. What was the horse movie? She played Jeff Bridges'

907
00:39:26,969 --> 00:39:29,930
Speaker 9: young wife. No one even knows that's her. Was that

908
00:39:29,950 --> 00:39:30,779
Speaker 9: The Horse Whisperer?

909
00:39:31,550 --> 00:39:31,859
Speaker 2: The what?

910
00:39:32,660 --> 00:39:37,160
Speaker 9: The Horse Whisperer? No, you guys will get this instead. Seabiscuit.

911
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:39,739
Speaker 9: She played Jeff Bridges' young wife in that with brown hair.

912
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:41,939
Speaker 1: And she was also in Catch Me If You Can,

913
00:39:41,980 --> 00:39:44,069
Speaker 1: I think, with Leo. I think she had a Leo.

914
00:39:44,110 --> 00:39:44,340
Speaker 3: Yes.

915
00:39:44,910 --> 00:39:47,069
Speaker 5: She was also in all of the Spider-Man movies as

916
00:39:47,150 --> 00:39:49,609
Speaker 5: the secretary for J.

917
00:39:49,650 --> 00:39:51,589
Speaker 2: Jameson. That's his name, right?

918
00:39:51,850 --> 00:39:52,210
Speaker 1: Yeah, J.

919
00:39:52,230 --> 00:39:53,410
Speaker 4: Jonah Jameson. J.

920
00:39:53,450 --> 00:39:59,230
Speaker 9: Jonah Jameson. But the point is that sometimes casting will come,

921
00:39:59,850 --> 00:40:01,660
Speaker 9: especially when people are starting to dig the show and

922
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:05,290
Speaker 9: will do it, from us having watched a movie. And

923
00:40:05,350 --> 00:40:07,950
Speaker 9: I think a bunch of the writers in the room

924
00:40:08,300 --> 00:40:12,719
Speaker 9: saw Road Trip because they cast both Amy Smart and

925
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:16,060
Speaker 9: remember DJ Qualls or whatever his name, the tall kind

926
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,700
Speaker 9: of dorky. They were both from Road Trip. So if

927
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:19,180
Speaker 9: you're like, hey, this is a funny movie with people

928
00:40:19,219 --> 00:40:22,270
Speaker 9: doing comedy. And the cool thing was Scrubs at this

929
00:40:22,310 --> 00:40:25,170
Speaker 9: point had reached a stage that when you reached out

930
00:40:25,230 --> 00:40:27,470
Speaker 9: to people like that, if they had seen the show,

931
00:40:27,650 --> 00:40:29,509
Speaker 9: like Amy was really cool about going, yeah, I'll come

932
00:40:29,530 --> 00:40:31,629
Speaker 9: to a bunch. You know, so... Yeah.

933
00:40:31,750 --> 00:40:34,210
Speaker 1: And I knew her. I knew her a little bit

934
00:40:35,030 --> 00:40:37,129
Speaker 1: through mutual friends and.

935
00:40:37,950 --> 00:40:38,820
Speaker 4: Through me, dude.

936
00:40:39,469 --> 00:40:40,109
Speaker 1: No, not through you.

937
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:41,640
Speaker 2: Through Josh Frieden, actually.

938
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:44,219
Speaker 5: Well, I've known Amy since Road Trip. When I was

939
00:40:44,260 --> 00:40:46,560
Speaker 5: doing Remember the Titan, she was doing Road Trip. And

940
00:40:46,580 --> 00:40:49,940
Speaker 5: then I did Felicity, and she was on Felicity at

941
00:40:49,980 --> 00:40:53,560
Speaker 5: the same time as I was. And then she came

942
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:55,959
Speaker 5: and did Scrubs. So I'm pretty sure at some point

943
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:59,779
Speaker 5: there was... it might've been Josh Radin, but I'm pretty sure.

944
00:40:59,820 --> 00:41:02,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, but Josh was dating, Josh was dating at the

945
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 1: time her, Amy's best friend.

946
00:41:06,180 --> 00:41:06,799
Speaker 2: Okay.

947
00:41:06,980 --> 00:41:09,799
Speaker 1: A woman named Debra. And so I, anyway, I knew

948
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:13,600
Speaker 1: her a little bit and whatever happened, happened. And she's

949
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:14,819
Speaker 1: just great on the show. And I thought it was

950
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:17,969
Speaker 1: very funny, Bill, the setup you wrote where you're setting

951
00:41:18,030 --> 00:41:21,110
Speaker 1: up the saddest story ever. Like her husband's in a coma.

952
00:41:21,550 --> 00:41:24,830
Speaker 1: She's been left all alone. She's a young bride. It's

953
00:41:24,870 --> 00:41:27,840
Speaker 1: so tragic. And that you're like totally leading the audience

954
00:41:27,900 --> 00:41:30,660
Speaker 1: down this, down this hole. And then it cuts to

955
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:35,110
Speaker 1: the classic scrubs, sexy slow-mo turnaround with the wind and everything.

956
00:41:35,190 --> 00:41:36,030
Speaker 1: It was so funny.

957
00:41:36,070 --> 00:41:37,969
Speaker 9: Yeah. I think your voice was like, also, she happens

958
00:41:37,989 --> 00:41:40,149
Speaker 9: to be incredibly hot. Everybody calls her tasty comma wife

959
00:41:40,210 --> 00:41:41,350
Speaker 9: or something like that.

960
00:41:41,370 --> 00:41:41,450
Speaker 3: Yeah.

961
00:41:41,969 --> 00:41:45,609
Speaker 9: I remember getting a note on a tasty comma wife

962
00:41:46,050 --> 00:41:48,969
Speaker 9: of the, I don't think it was a huge one,

963
00:41:49,010 --> 00:41:51,390
Speaker 9: but whoever covered the show from NBC thinking that was

964
00:41:51,430 --> 00:41:55,720
Speaker 9: too insensitive for not only thinking that was too insensitive for,

965
00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:58,359
Speaker 9: for everybody, you know, all the characters that you like

966
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:02,140
Speaker 9: to call her that. But because of that note, we

967
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,560
Speaker 9: wrote into the script that you were the one, your

968
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,529
Speaker 9: character was the one that gave her that nickname. Remember

969
00:42:06,550 --> 00:42:08,910
Speaker 9: at the end, she's like, she's like, do people call

970
00:42:08,950 --> 00:42:10,930
Speaker 9: me tasty comma wife? And you're like, I don't know.

971
00:42:10,950 --> 00:42:12,130
Speaker 9: And she's like, I love it. And you're like, I

972
00:42:12,170 --> 00:42:12,549
Speaker 9: thought it up.

973
00:42:14,710 --> 00:42:16,590
Speaker 1: So I bet people who are listening, Bill would be

974
00:42:16,610 --> 00:42:19,719
Speaker 1: interested to know that, that, you know, you got a

975
00:42:19,739 --> 00:42:22,600
Speaker 1: hit show as I, as it says on scrubs, wiki

976
00:42:22,620 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 1: season two was our biggest season in terms of viewership ever.

977
00:42:26,260 --> 00:42:31,680
Speaker 1: And you're still getting minutia notes like that from a network.

978
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:36,580
Speaker 9: Yeah, but realize that it's a good thing because all

979
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:40,060
Speaker 9: it really means is when a show's doing well, the

980
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:42,500
Speaker 9: people that work on it, networks, they're there because they

981
00:42:42,620 --> 00:42:45,660
Speaker 9: love TV. That's why they're not in business. That's why

982
00:42:45,700 --> 00:42:50,779
Speaker 9: they didn't go into the financial world. And so once

983
00:42:50,860 --> 00:42:52,839
Speaker 9: a show has some heat and buzz behind it, it's

984
00:42:52,900 --> 00:42:55,930
Speaker 9: even more exciting to to try and contribute and give

985
00:42:55,950 --> 00:42:58,009
Speaker 9: your two cents. And it's never malicious. You know, wouldn't

986
00:42:58,030 --> 00:42:59,489
Speaker 9: it be more interesting if they did this? It wouldn't

987
00:42:59,510 --> 00:43:02,509
Speaker 9: be cool if they did that. And then as producers,

988
00:43:02,550 --> 00:43:05,190
Speaker 9: you make the choice. Do we let everybody feel the

989
00:43:05,230 --> 00:43:07,810
Speaker 9: pride of ownership, which we like to do on this show?

990
00:43:08,170 --> 00:43:12,120
Speaker 9: Or do you get jerky and go, Hey, now that

991
00:43:12,140 --> 00:43:13,540
Speaker 9: we have leverage, we don't have to listen to anything

992
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:16,980
Speaker 9: you say, which I think is counterproductive because then people

993
00:43:17,100 --> 00:43:19,660
Speaker 9: aren't looking to, and you know, with us, especially with

994
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,800
Speaker 9: the Disney folks who gave us notes and, you know,

995
00:43:23,380 --> 00:43:25,719
Speaker 9: we loved them feeling like they were part of the

996
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:27,180
Speaker 9: creative part of the show. Like remember when we did

997
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:30,200
Speaker 9: the musical and the president of Disney studios, Mark Pedowitz,

998
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:32,540
Speaker 9: like rented a whole theater for us and had us

999
00:43:32,580 --> 00:43:35,460
Speaker 9: all go watch the musical on a big movie theater

1000
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:37,180
Speaker 9: and stuff. And that's because they felt like they were

1001
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:38,279
Speaker 9: all part of it. You know what I mean?

1002
00:43:38,300 --> 00:43:41,710
Speaker 2: And you also, you also become friends with people in time.

1003
00:43:41,730 --> 00:43:43,890
Speaker 5: You know what I mean? Uh, I've, I'm not going

1004
00:43:43,910 --> 00:43:45,930
Speaker 5: to lie. I have a bunch of friends. Well, a few,

1005
00:43:46,070 --> 00:43:47,670
Speaker 5: I shouldn't say a bunch. I have a few friends.

1006
00:43:48,130 --> 00:43:51,129
Speaker 2: That are actual network executives now, you know what I mean?

1007
00:43:51,230 --> 00:43:51,549
Speaker 2: And work.

1008
00:43:51,590 --> 00:43:54,250
Speaker 9: You guys would run into Julia Franz who helped run that,

1009
00:43:54,410 --> 00:43:56,759
Speaker 9: run Disney studios all the time. And, uh, she was

1010
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:59,580
Speaker 9: such a huge, you know, um, cheerleader for the show. I,

1011
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:01,730
Speaker 9: I remember all you guys having great relationships with her.

1012
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:04,180
Speaker 1: It makes such a difference when you have an executive

1013
00:44:04,300 --> 00:44:08,280
Speaker 1: who really gets it and, and campaigns for, for the show,

1014
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:11,129
Speaker 1: because I feel like these, these decisions on your life

1015
00:44:11,190 --> 00:44:14,270
Speaker 1: or death are just made in, in conference rooms. I mean,

1016
00:44:14,310 --> 00:44:17,410
Speaker 1: the numbers are looked at and judged and, and I'm sure, uh,

1017
00:44:17,930 --> 00:44:21,630
Speaker 1: But there's also like when it's on the bubble, how

1018
00:44:21,670 --> 00:44:23,430
Speaker 1: many people in the room are going, no, trust me,

1019
00:44:23,469 --> 00:44:27,460
Speaker 1: just give it a chance. And as opposed to people going, eh.

1020
00:44:28,180 --> 00:44:30,560
Speaker 1: And it sounds like what you're saying is also that

1021
00:44:30,820 --> 00:44:33,020
Speaker 1: if you're the showrunner and you're a dick and you're

1022
00:44:33,060 --> 00:44:34,600
Speaker 1: on the bubble, people are like, you know what? Fuck

1023
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:35,990
Speaker 1: that guy. No, cancel it.

1024
00:44:36,739 --> 00:44:40,810
Speaker 9: You know, it's interesting. I do agree with that. I

1025
00:44:40,850 --> 00:44:44,190
Speaker 9: think you have to find that fine line of standing

1026
00:44:44,230 --> 00:44:47,239
Speaker 9: up for what you care about. creatively and not capitulating,

1027
00:44:47,300 --> 00:44:50,819
Speaker 9: but also if people are invested in the show, why not,

1028
00:44:51,180 --> 00:44:53,380
Speaker 9: you know, uh, let them feel the pride of ownership

1029
00:44:53,420 --> 00:44:54,779
Speaker 9: of their work and their butts off on it. I

1030
00:44:54,820 --> 00:44:58,379
Speaker 9: will say like for us, there's a absolute direct correlation

1031
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:02,950
Speaker 9: to the seventh year. I didn't care when this show

1032
00:45:03,030 --> 00:45:06,310
Speaker 9: ended after we got through six years, as long as

1033
00:45:06,350 --> 00:45:08,049
Speaker 9: we knew, cause I knew how I wanted the show

1034
00:45:08,090 --> 00:45:11,910
Speaker 9: to end. And the seventh year, the show almost ended

1035
00:45:11,969 --> 00:45:13,569
Speaker 9: without us being able to control it because of the

1036
00:45:13,610 --> 00:45:17,520
Speaker 9: writer's strike. And I think it was only because how

1037
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:21,800
Speaker 9: the writers and how you guys reacted towards Disney, our studio,

1038
00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:24,549
Speaker 9: that when NBC said writer's strike and we're done, the

1039
00:45:25,250 --> 00:45:27,109
Speaker 9: ABC called up and said, how do you guys like

1040
00:45:27,130 --> 00:45:29,650
Speaker 9: to switch to another network and do your last season?

1041
00:45:30,090 --> 00:45:31,910
Speaker 9: And I, that was one of my favorite seasons of

1042
00:45:31,950 --> 00:45:35,430
Speaker 9: the show season eight. So I think that happened in

1043
00:45:35,489 --> 00:45:37,700
Speaker 9: part because we considered them part of our team.

1044
00:45:37,900 --> 00:45:40,480
Speaker 5: You know, what season was it that we took? So we,

1045
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:42,740
Speaker 5: our hiatus was so long one time.

1046
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:47,240
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't. It was like almost a year.

1047
00:45:47,700 --> 00:45:47,939
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1048
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:51,489
Speaker 9: It was like season seven ended right in the early

1049
00:45:51,530 --> 00:45:54,509
Speaker 9: part of the season and season eight, we decided to

1050
00:45:54,550 --> 00:45:57,510
Speaker 9: move it over to ABC and there was a long

1051
00:45:57,550 --> 00:46:00,890
Speaker 9: gap before we started shooting. I think it might've, it

1052
00:46:00,930 --> 00:46:02,510
Speaker 9: might've been a full calendar year. It was crazy.

1053
00:46:02,530 --> 00:46:03,210
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1054
00:46:03,489 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 1: I feel you reminded me that I, I felt sad.

1055
00:46:07,180 --> 00:46:12,399
Speaker 1: I has a sad about the sort of medieval times episode. We,

1056
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:16,910
Speaker 1: we did. because I put so much love and work

1057
00:46:16,969 --> 00:46:19,509
Speaker 1: into directing it, and you put so much love and

1058
00:46:19,570 --> 00:46:23,130
Speaker 1: work into writing it, and because of what was happening

1059
00:46:23,150 --> 00:46:24,650
Speaker 1: in the writer's strike, that that would have been the

1060
00:46:24,969 --> 00:46:26,610
Speaker 1: series finale of Scrubs.

1061
00:46:26,989 --> 00:46:29,270
Speaker 9: Not only that, I feel like that was super.

1062
00:46:29,010 --> 00:46:34,259
Speaker 1: Underappreciated, because man, that was an expensive slash artistic slash

1063
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:36,460
Speaker 1: fun episode to do, and I don't think it ever

1064
00:46:36,500 --> 00:46:37,020
Speaker 1: got any love.

1065
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:41,320
Speaker 9: No, it was, and remember NBC, because there was a

1066
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:44,779
Speaker 9: strike and they didn't care about anything other than bottom

1067
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:49,260
Speaker 9: line at that point, jigg juggled the order of episodes

1068
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:51,050
Speaker 9: to air that last as if it was the season

1069
00:46:51,070 --> 00:46:53,810
Speaker 9: finality and it made no sense. Yeah.

1070
00:46:53,870 --> 00:46:55,969
Speaker 1: And a lot of people were like, that's it. that's

1071
00:46:55,989 --> 00:46:58,420
Speaker 1: how you're ending the show. And we're like, no, we

1072
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:00,340
Speaker 1: didn't mean to please like it still.

1073
00:47:00,980 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 9: It was very upsetting as an homage to the princess bride, man.

1074
00:47:03,980 --> 00:47:05,080
Speaker 2: It's such a great episode.

1075
00:47:05,180 --> 00:47:06,100
Speaker 9: It's so cool.

1076
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:06,520
Speaker 3: Oh man.

1077
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:08,400
Speaker 1: I love that episode. And no one ever talks about it.

1078
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 1: Whenever we like bring up conversations about what's your favorite episode,

1079
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:13,609
Speaker 1: they say the musical, they say, uh, the, the Brian

1080
00:47:13,630 --> 00:47:16,210
Speaker 1: Frazier episode, you know, all the standards, but no one ever,

1081
00:47:16,390 --> 00:47:20,330
Speaker 1: ever mentions that episode. And I thought it was really good.

1082
00:47:20,350 --> 00:47:21,670
Speaker 9: I thought it was cool.

1083
00:47:21,910 --> 00:47:22,430
Speaker 1: Slow tear.

1084
00:47:23,570 --> 00:47:25,980
Speaker 9: Um, um, Can I say something that I want to,

1085
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 9: we almost skipped past in this one is 521. I'm

1086
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:33,540
Speaker 9: doing a thing because it's a compliment to Donald. I loved,

1087
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:35,640
Speaker 9: cause we did a bunch of different versions over the

1088
00:47:35,660 --> 00:47:40,649
Speaker 9: years and Donald might not remember of when Laverne, when

1089
00:47:40,710 --> 00:47:43,989
Speaker 9: Aloma would kind of break into Donald's questions and he

1090
00:47:44,030 --> 00:47:46,430
Speaker 9: would say like, you would say like, we're only dealing

1091
00:47:46,450 --> 00:47:47,950
Speaker 9: with people that are invited in this one. He says,

1092
00:47:47,989 --> 00:47:50,230
Speaker 9: I checked the guest list for this conversation and you're

1093
00:47:50,290 --> 00:47:50,730
Speaker 9: not on it.

1094
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:52,180
Speaker 1: That's it.

1095
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:54,940
Speaker 9: I didn't know what that was. So this one, at

1096
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:57,600
Speaker 9: the end, you made a noise, and I remember seeing that,

1097
00:47:57,719 --> 00:47:59,739
Speaker 9: and it made me so happy because it was, you're

1098
00:47:59,780 --> 00:48:03,450
Speaker 9: not on. I don't know what ha-ha-ha means, but it

1099
00:48:03,489 --> 00:48:04,390
Speaker 9: was fantastic.

1100
00:48:04,630 --> 00:48:05,529
Speaker 2: Right on.

1101
00:48:05,650 --> 00:48:08,009
Speaker 5: Accepted and received. I don't know where that came from.

1102
00:48:08,090 --> 00:48:09,810
Speaker 5: I watched it today, and I laughed my ass off.

1103
00:48:13,380 --> 00:48:14,160
Speaker 1: That was funny.

1104
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:17,400
Speaker 5: I notice now, but I notice now at this point

1105
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:20,540
Speaker 5: in the show, I started getting really comfortable.

1106
00:48:20,739 --> 00:48:21,420
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

1107
00:48:21,500 --> 00:48:25,400
Speaker 5: If you're watching the show from the beginning, when we started,

1108
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:29,380
Speaker 5: as much as I like to think that I knew

1109
00:48:30,260 --> 00:48:33,560
Speaker 5: about comedy when we started, I feel like I was,

1110
00:48:33,980 --> 00:48:37,859
Speaker 5: out of everyone, the one who had the hardest time

1111
00:48:38,350 --> 00:48:42,020
Speaker 5: picking up And the crazy thing was you kept writing

1112
00:48:42,060 --> 00:48:44,690
Speaker 5: jokes for me and sometimes I would nail them and

1113
00:48:44,750 --> 00:48:47,410
Speaker 5: sometimes I wouldn't. But I'm starting to notice as it's

1114
00:48:47,450 --> 00:48:50,110
Speaker 5: going on, now I'm starting to get comfortable with the

1115
00:48:50,150 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 5: character and it doesn't feel like... It felt like before

1116
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:57,050
Speaker 5: that I was reading it or... I was forcing it,

1117
00:48:57,300 --> 00:48:59,180
Speaker 5: and now I'm just starting to relax.

1118
00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:02,100
Speaker 9: Yeah, but you're just doing it. Yes, you can tell

1119
00:49:02,140 --> 00:49:04,140
Speaker 9: how naturalistic you are now, but you're just harsh on

1120
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:06,510
Speaker 9: yourself the way all performers do. You were always funny, dude.

1121
00:49:06,830 --> 00:49:08,969
Speaker 9: I love that you put yourself under that critical eye,

1122
00:49:09,030 --> 00:49:10,069
Speaker 9: but it's not true.

1123
00:49:10,690 --> 00:49:13,190
Speaker 1: No, but also one thing I'll say, Bill, to use

1124
00:49:13,250 --> 00:49:15,250
Speaker 1: a sports term, is that he is in the zone

1125
00:49:15,290 --> 00:49:16,110
Speaker 1: in this episode.

1126
00:49:16,150 --> 00:49:17,310
Speaker 9: Yes, without a doubt.

1127
00:49:17,450 --> 00:49:19,950
Speaker 1: There's lots of little riffing you're doing, Donald. You're feeling calm.

1128
00:49:20,780 --> 00:49:22,240
Speaker 1: I thought you were really good in this episode.

1129
00:49:23,180 --> 00:49:26,120
Speaker 9: Both doing, uh, huh, huh, huh, and the end when

1130
00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:27,819
Speaker 9: he's mad at Ralphie when he says, you shut your

1131
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:34,680
Speaker 9: mouth right now! By the way, which is a surgeon

1132
00:49:34,700 --> 00:49:35,500
Speaker 9: yelling at a child.

1133
00:49:35,540 --> 00:49:36,900
Speaker 2: You shut your mouth right now!

1134
00:49:37,540 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 4: Oh, my God.

1135
00:49:40,100 --> 00:49:44,299
Speaker 9: What about Ralphie? It's an interrupting Bill moment while I'm here.

1136
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:48,810
Speaker 9: I don't know what the song is. Interrupting Bill.

1137
00:49:49,090 --> 00:49:50,750
Speaker 1: Interrupting Bill.

1138
00:49:51,450 --> 00:49:54,549
Speaker 9: So for real, we would occasionally have recur jokes over

1139
00:49:54,590 --> 00:49:56,569
Speaker 9: the years that you were listed on the board. You

1140
00:49:56,590 --> 00:49:59,610
Speaker 9: guys wouldn't recognize them because they're just tiny jokes that

1141
00:49:59,630 --> 00:50:01,910
Speaker 9: we thought we would keep going. And one of Donald's

1142
00:50:01,989 --> 00:50:05,319
Speaker 9: was there was four different times across the years that

1143
00:50:05,380 --> 00:50:09,620
Speaker 9: Donald told Laverne that unless she got an invitation, she

1144
00:50:09,660 --> 00:50:12,340
Speaker 9: should sit down. He's seen the guest list. She's not

1145
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:14,620
Speaker 9: on it. He did that to her so many times.

1146
00:50:15,219 --> 00:50:18,950
Speaker 9: Do you know, and it happened at the nine-minute mark,

1147
00:50:18,969 --> 00:50:23,390
Speaker 9: what a weird reoccurring joke was for you, Zach, in

1148
00:50:23,550 --> 00:50:27,830
Speaker 9: reference to calling yourself the boat. Do you know what

1149
00:50:27,850 --> 00:50:28,690
Speaker 9: the reoccurring joke is?

1150
00:50:29,210 --> 00:50:33,620
Speaker 1: The reoccurring joke is that I, in my voiceover– I

1151
00:50:33,739 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 1: say that I clearly want a cool nickname for myself.

1152
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:39,469
Speaker 1: And I'm always auditioning them. The boat would be a

1153
00:50:39,530 --> 00:50:40,220
Speaker 1: cool nickname.

1154
00:50:40,510 --> 00:50:40,730
Speaker 9: Yes.

1155
00:50:41,410 --> 00:50:43,489
Speaker 1: And then some, and then something happens and I'm like,

1156
00:50:43,650 --> 00:50:44,570
Speaker 1: way to go boat.

1157
00:50:46,690 --> 00:50:49,030
Speaker 9: If you go back and watch this series, there's eight

1158
00:50:49,090 --> 00:50:52,569
Speaker 9: different times that you're trying to have a nickname, whether

1159
00:50:52,610 --> 00:50:55,540
Speaker 9: it be lion or tiger or whatever, just catch hold.

1160
00:50:56,100 --> 00:50:58,100
Speaker 9: And it never does. And one of the things they

1161
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:00,219
Speaker 9: said at the beginning of this series was JD should

1162
00:51:00,300 --> 00:51:02,350
Speaker 9: always wish he had a nickname and never get one.

1163
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:09,270
Speaker 1: That's funny. That's very funny. That's funny. I didn't clock

1164
00:51:09,310 --> 00:51:13,109
Speaker 1: it as recurring, but I did laugh at me trying

1165
00:51:13,130 --> 00:51:14,870
Speaker 1: to get my own nickname. It's funny because you can't

1166
00:51:14,890 --> 00:51:16,739
Speaker 1: get your own nickname going.

1167
00:51:16,950 --> 00:51:19,960
Speaker 9: No, you try so many times. I think sometimes Donald

1168
00:51:19,980 --> 00:51:21,259
Speaker 9: says to you or someone says to you, no matter

1169
00:51:21,300 --> 00:51:22,900
Speaker 9: how bad you want it, no one's ever going to

1170
00:51:22,940 --> 00:51:25,340
Speaker 9: call you Big Cat or call you Lion or something.

1171
00:51:25,380 --> 00:51:26,360
Speaker 9: That's in a different episode.

1172
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:30,160
Speaker 1: Um, I laughed. I think I improv this bill when,

1173
00:51:30,260 --> 00:51:32,580
Speaker 1: when Amy smart says you have something on your cheek

1174
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:39,750
Speaker 1: and I go working in a hospital. Did you make

1175
00:51:39,790 --> 00:51:40,430
Speaker 1: her roommate?

1176
00:51:40,450 --> 00:51:42,430
Speaker 9: Was that Adam or you that made her lick you?

1177
00:51:42,810 --> 00:51:44,810
Speaker 2: I was about to say, where did that come from?

1178
00:51:45,700 --> 00:51:48,529
Speaker 1: No, that was aggressive script. She was in the script.

1179
00:51:48,550 --> 00:51:50,190
Speaker 1: She's not randomly licking me.

1180
00:51:50,370 --> 00:51:52,890
Speaker 9: Well, no, I think, I think that it like, I'll

1181
00:51:52,950 --> 00:51:55,069
Speaker 9: get it. And she does something aggressive was there, but

1182
00:51:55,090 --> 00:51:57,330
Speaker 9: I think that it was probably an actress or director

1183
00:51:57,370 --> 00:51:59,759
Speaker 9: choice to go just lick it off. I mean, I

1184
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:02,160
Speaker 9: think it was probably lick your thumb and then kiss

1185
00:52:02,180 --> 00:52:02,680
Speaker 9: it or something.

1186
00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:06,350
Speaker 1: I certainly wasn't being like, to Amy Smart, like, what

1187
00:52:06,390 --> 00:52:07,750
Speaker 1: if you were to lick my face?

1188
00:52:08,130 --> 00:52:08,890
Speaker 2: Yeah, right.

1189
00:52:09,390 --> 00:52:12,270
Speaker 9: I wasn't implying, I was not implying that you were doing,

1190
00:52:12,310 --> 00:52:15,230
Speaker 9: maybe instead of licking your finger and touching, you should

1191
00:52:15,330 --> 00:52:16,570
Speaker 9: lick my face in this moment.

1192
00:52:16,810 --> 00:52:19,380
Speaker 1: Amy, Amy, Amy, do you see on the sides how

1193
00:52:19,410 --> 00:52:22,180
Speaker 1: it says she licks her thumb? What if you just

1194
00:52:22,380 --> 00:52:23,280
Speaker 1: lick my face?

1195
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:32,590
Speaker 6: How about when Donald goes, when, um, Donald, when Judy

1196
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:36,319
Speaker 6: says that there's something about sleep toots, and then you

1197
00:52:36,340 --> 00:52:38,480
Speaker 6: do the sound of them, what's the sound you make?

1198
00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:42,120
Speaker 9: You do air first.

1199
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:42,440
Speaker 3: You go.

1200
00:52:46,489 --> 00:52:47,250
Speaker 2: I always had that.

1201
00:52:47,270 --> 00:52:50,910
Speaker 5: I always wondered, why do farts sound like they're asking

1202
00:52:50,950 --> 00:52:51,490
Speaker 5: a question?

1203
00:52:51,969 --> 00:52:52,630
Speaker 2: It always is.

1204
00:53:01,090 --> 00:53:02,390
Speaker 9: That's so funny.

1205
00:53:03,150 --> 00:53:05,970
Speaker 1: And then Nurse Roberts says, I make Mr. Roberts wear

1206
00:53:06,210 --> 00:53:07,380
Speaker 1: airtight boxers.

1207
00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:09,580
Speaker 2: That's what I say to.

1208
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:11,739
Speaker 9: Her.

1209
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:13,400
Speaker 2: By the.

1210
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:18,440
Speaker 9: Way, and she is always contributing in your shit more

1211
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:21,029
Speaker 9: than anybody's. If she hears you talking to someone, she

1212
00:53:21,070 --> 00:53:22,330
Speaker 9: gets into it, which really makes people laugh.

1213
00:53:22,350 --> 00:53:25,950
Speaker 1: Let's talk about Elliot sabotaging her relationship. She's finally got

1214
00:53:25,989 --> 00:53:30,250
Speaker 1: some joy. In the last episode, she finally said that

1215
00:53:30,660 --> 00:53:33,420
Speaker 1: She's happy. For the first time in her life, Donald

1216
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:34,960
Speaker 1: and I were talking about in the last episode how

1217
00:53:35,060 --> 00:53:38,660
Speaker 1: Elliot's sort of bopping around in the rare, like, non-neurotic mood.

1218
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:42,919
Speaker 1: And now she's already wanting to sabotage it because she's,

1219
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:45,000
Speaker 1: I don't know, that's what she does, right?

1220
00:53:45,020 --> 00:53:49,720
Speaker 9: Well, look, this you'll find interesting because this script was

1221
00:53:50,020 --> 00:53:53,480
Speaker 9: easy to write because we come up with premises ahead

1222
00:53:53,500 --> 00:53:56,450
Speaker 9: of time, right? And we thought, you know what would

1223
00:53:56,469 --> 00:54:00,580
Speaker 9: be cool is Donald and Judy, Carl and Turk, we

1224
00:54:00,620 --> 00:54:04,489
Speaker 9: set up because remember that kid had eaten a ring

1225
00:54:05,050 --> 00:54:06,950
Speaker 9: and gotten paid. We knew we had to bring it back.

1226
00:54:06,989 --> 00:54:08,630
Speaker 9: Donald paid him not to say anything. So we knew

1227
00:54:08,650 --> 00:54:11,450
Speaker 9: that was going to be a problem. Johnny C, you know, Dr.

1228
00:54:11,489 --> 00:54:13,810
Speaker 9: Cox and Jordan, you know, had to have, we didn't

1229
00:54:13,830 --> 00:54:17,210
Speaker 9: have a problem for Rick and Elliot yet, but Dr.

1230
00:54:17,250 --> 00:54:19,910
Speaker 9: Cox and Jordan were dealing with the kid. And usually

1231
00:54:19,950 --> 00:54:22,549
Speaker 9: our episodes, everybody has to figure out how to have

1232
00:54:22,590 --> 00:54:25,730
Speaker 9: a solution, you know, in, you know, how to get

1233
00:54:25,750 --> 00:54:28,890
Speaker 9: to the solution of their story. In this one, we said,

1234
00:54:28,910 --> 00:54:31,109
Speaker 9: you know what would be cool is we don't ever

1235
00:54:31,170 --> 00:54:33,450
Speaker 9: have to do the solution if they're just all having

1236
00:54:33,550 --> 00:54:37,280
Speaker 9: petty shit go on. And because JD is so alone,

1237
00:54:37,380 --> 00:54:40,140
Speaker 9: he yells at them for not realizing that they got

1238
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:42,660
Speaker 9: it better than him. And that makes all their problems

1239
00:54:42,700 --> 00:54:44,640
Speaker 9: go away. So you didn't even have to do the

1240
00:54:44,700 --> 00:54:46,600
Speaker 9: story work at the end. Do you know what I mean?

1241
00:54:46,620 --> 00:54:48,700
Speaker 9: So that's how we came up with the– the way

1242
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:51,040
Speaker 9: we came up with the Elliot and Nurse Flowers thing

1243
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:53,560
Speaker 9: is to go, what could she cause shit over just

1244
00:54:53,590 --> 00:54:55,339
Speaker 9: because she's scared that she's starting to like the guy?

1245
00:54:55,570 --> 00:54:55,810
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1246
00:54:56,010 --> 00:54:59,550
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's clever the way you structured this because

1247
00:54:59,690 --> 00:55:06,259
Speaker 1: it's J.D. who's lonesome and single who wants more than

1248
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:09,500
Speaker 1: anything to find love. I mean, jokingly, the episode opens

1249
00:55:09,540 --> 00:55:12,140
Speaker 1: with him running drills on kissing because it's been so

1250
00:55:12,180 --> 00:55:16,549
Speaker 1: long since he kissed anybody. And then him seeing all

1251
00:55:16,590 --> 00:55:23,810
Speaker 1: these relationships in various stages, in various forms of disarray,

1252
00:55:24,410 --> 00:55:26,750
Speaker 1: And then it sort of bubbles up with the monologue

1253
00:55:26,770 --> 00:55:29,450
Speaker 1: at the end where I just explode. Like, how the

1254
00:55:29,590 --> 00:55:31,770
Speaker 1: fuck could you guys not realize how lucky you are

1255
00:55:31,790 --> 00:55:33,130
Speaker 1: to be with someone?

1256
00:55:33,630 --> 00:55:38,250
Speaker 5: Well, because J.D. almost crosses a line now. You know

1257
00:55:38,270 --> 00:55:43,620
Speaker 5: what I mean? He almost goes against the moral code.

1258
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:46,919
Speaker 5: This woman has a husband who's not in the ground yet.

1259
00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:51,120
Speaker 5: And still, even though he's probably not going to make

1260
00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:56,200
Speaker 5: it through this, she... She needs to handle that first

1261
00:55:56,260 --> 00:55:58,479
Speaker 5: and deal with all of that first before she goes

1262
00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:03,770
Speaker 5: into a relationship. And she shows weakness and JD almost

1263
00:56:03,989 --> 00:56:04,840
Speaker 5: pounces on it.

1264
00:56:05,390 --> 00:56:06,029
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

1265
00:56:06,430 --> 00:56:10,250
Speaker 5: And so I also think the blow up at the

1266
00:56:10,430 --> 00:56:14,140
Speaker 5: end was, you know, him realizing, holy shit, I almost

1267
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:14,620
Speaker 5: went there.

1268
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:14,719
Speaker 10: Yeah.

1269
00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:18,720
Speaker 2: And these fuckers are. Right, it's his own thing too.

1270
00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:20,899
Speaker 1: You're right, you're right, you're right. I never even saw that.

1271
00:56:21,860 --> 00:56:24,610
Speaker 1: That's a good point, Donald. You know sometimes when you

1272
00:56:24,630 --> 00:56:26,770
Speaker 1: have your own conscience bubbling up and you don't even

1273
00:56:26,810 --> 00:56:29,049
Speaker 1: know it and he sort of explodes on everyone else.

1274
00:56:29,150 --> 00:56:31,350
Speaker 1: Part of that monologue at the end when he's just

1275
00:56:31,390 --> 00:56:36,220
Speaker 1: berating everyone is his own frustration that he's got no

1276
00:56:36,340 --> 00:56:39,200
Speaker 1: one and he's so alone and now all of a

1277
00:56:39,239 --> 00:56:41,819
Speaker 1: sudden here's this amazing woman who's so pretty and so

1278
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:44,300
Speaker 1: into him and so in on the joke and silly

1279
00:56:44,340 --> 00:56:47,790
Speaker 1: and funny and she's like his perfect dream girl. And

1280
00:56:47,950 --> 00:56:51,489
Speaker 1: his conscience and his morals make him stop it. And

1281
00:56:51,530 --> 00:56:54,169
Speaker 1: then they're all fighting. And he's like, you fuckers. Don't

1282
00:56:54,210 --> 00:56:56,820
Speaker 1: you realize how lucky you are to have someone? I

1283
00:56:57,540 --> 00:56:58,560
Speaker 1: don't know. I think that was really good.

1284
00:56:58,880 --> 00:56:59,060
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1285
00:56:59,780 --> 00:57:03,380
Speaker 5: I wrote that down. That's the... It's an amazing blow up.

1286
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:05,839
Speaker 5: Not only you're acting at that moment, but also.

1287
00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:06,960
Speaker 2: Go on. Go on.

1288
00:57:06,980 --> 00:57:07,700
Speaker 1: I won't stop you.

1289
00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:11,050
Speaker 2: Okay. You do a great job at it.

1290
00:57:11,210 --> 00:57:11,969
Speaker 1: Thank you.

1291
00:57:12,450 --> 00:57:12,529
Speaker 3: And.

1292
00:57:13,489 --> 00:57:14,600
Speaker 2: It's very easy.

1293
00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:18,360
Speaker 5: For the audience and our characters to have sympathy for

1294
00:57:18,420 --> 00:57:20,380
Speaker 5: you after you have that moment.

1295
00:57:20,500 --> 00:57:21,080
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

1296
00:57:22,580 --> 00:57:27,730
Speaker 5: But it's amazing how it's presented also. It gets to

1297
00:57:27,790 --> 00:57:31,970
Speaker 5: a point where, you know, the hero of our show

1298
00:57:32,730 --> 00:57:37,500
Speaker 5: almost becomes a villain. and stops himself from becoming that person.

1299
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:39,040
Speaker 5: And he's going to, you know, he's going to trade it.

1300
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:41,100
Speaker 5: It comes up again later on in the next episode.

1301
00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:43,720
Speaker 1: Do you think the audience would really think him as villainous?

1302
00:57:43,780 --> 00:57:44,890
Speaker 1: I mean, wouldn't they be like, oh.

1303
00:57:44,910 --> 00:57:46,250
Speaker 2: Absolutely, yeah.

1304
00:57:46,510 --> 00:57:48,790
Speaker 1: Really? But don't you think there'd be a certain percentage

1305
00:57:48,830 --> 00:57:51,340
Speaker 1: of the audience would be like, I get it.

1306
00:57:51,530 --> 00:57:52,380
Speaker 2: I'd do it. I'd do it.

1307
00:57:52,410 --> 00:57:52,570
Speaker 9: Right.

1308
00:57:52,990 --> 00:57:55,970
Speaker 2: Well, that's the dilemma. Would you or would you?

1309
00:57:56,370 --> 00:57:59,290
Speaker 5: If somebody had somebody who was on the verge of

1310
00:57:59,590 --> 00:58:02,730
Speaker 5: passing away but has not yet passed away, Would you

1311
00:58:02,770 --> 00:58:05,120
Speaker 5: let that person have the moment to grieve.

1312
00:58:05,220 --> 00:58:06,560
Speaker 2: And, and move on?

1313
00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:09,420
Speaker 5: Or would you slide in at their weakest moment?

1314
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:10,980
Speaker 2: I think they're also going out.

1315
00:58:11,100 --> 00:58:14,850
Speaker 1: She, she, but she asked him out and they're drinking.

1316
00:58:14,870 --> 00:58:17,870
Speaker 9: I love this argument. This is the argument that writers

1317
00:58:17,930 --> 00:58:20,689
Speaker 9: want you guys to have. You guys know that like

1318
00:58:20,730 --> 00:58:23,490
Speaker 9: so much. So is transporting me back. One of the

1319
00:58:23,510 --> 00:58:25,180
Speaker 9: things we did in this show when we wrote it,

1320
00:58:25,180 --> 00:58:28,820
Speaker 9: because Donald is correct in that. you know, we wanted

1321
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:31,660
Speaker 9: people to go to not want Zach to do this

1322
00:58:32,180 --> 00:58:35,260
Speaker 9: and did not want JD to do this. And the

1323
00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:38,040
Speaker 9: way that we got there was we're so lucky we

1324
00:58:38,060 --> 00:58:40,460
Speaker 9: have a show of fantasies and that the actor was good.

1325
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:42,800
Speaker 9: And it wasn't my pitch, but someone's like for us

1326
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:46,160
Speaker 9: to really be down on JD doing this, the coma

1327
00:58:46,180 --> 00:58:49,430
Speaker 9: husband has to speak and has to be alive in

1328
00:58:49,450 --> 00:58:52,470
Speaker 9: the fantasies. And the fact that he actually was, do

1329
00:58:52,490 --> 00:58:54,410
Speaker 9: you know what I mean? And the guy was good

1330
00:58:54,910 --> 00:58:57,660
Speaker 9: and that you seemed, and you felt his, you know,

1331
00:58:57,860 --> 00:59:01,230
Speaker 9: anguish and anger made it. Cause I think if that

1332
00:59:01,270 --> 00:59:04,030
Speaker 9: guy had never spoken and was just a lifeless extra

1333
00:59:04,070 --> 00:59:06,420
Speaker 9: in a bed, you would have been like, J.D. should

1334
00:59:06,460 --> 00:59:08,320
Speaker 9: go for it, man. That dude's been like that for

1335
00:59:08,340 --> 00:59:12,060
Speaker 9: a year. But the second he's, especially when he hands

1336
00:59:12,100 --> 00:59:13,580
Speaker 9: you a chart, you know, when you walk in the

1337
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:15,940
Speaker 9: next day and you're like, ah, you know, so that

1338
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,700
Speaker 9: you know your conscience is killing you. You know, to me,

1339
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:21,229
Speaker 9: that's what made that show work. And it wasn't my idea.

1340
00:59:21,270 --> 00:59:24,390
Speaker 9: But we argued over exactly what Donald's talking about.

1341
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:26,520
Speaker 1: Well, it is a real testament. I got to say,

1342
00:59:26,580 --> 00:59:29,400
Speaker 1: it's a real testament to what you as a writer

1343
00:59:29,460 --> 00:59:33,020
Speaker 1: are saying about JD's character because he's got this woman

1344
00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:36,500
Speaker 1: who's being the aggressor on him and they've had drinks

1345
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:39,140
Speaker 1: and she's like, where are we going? And he's like,

1346
00:59:39,910 --> 00:59:42,670
Speaker 1: I got to stop this. But then he actually goes like,

1347
00:59:42,930 --> 00:59:46,190
Speaker 1: if you really want this, I'll pick you up and

1348
00:59:46,230 --> 00:59:49,750
Speaker 1: run 12 miles with you right now. But I think

1349
00:59:49,810 --> 00:59:52,510
Speaker 1: it'd be best if you waited. And she's like, I'll

1350
00:59:52,550 --> 00:59:57,520
Speaker 1: call you. And you know, in his head, he's like, Absolutely.

1351
00:59:57,980 --> 01:00:02,140
Speaker 5: You know, and what makes it such a Scrubs moment, though,

1352
01:00:02,580 --> 01:00:05,590
Speaker 5: at the end of the blow-up, when everybody's feeling down

1353
01:00:05,630 --> 01:00:08,310
Speaker 5: and out about themselves, in walks Nurse Roberts.

1354
01:00:08,530 --> 01:00:08,770
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1355
01:00:08,790 --> 01:00:09,330
Speaker 2: And there's something.

1356
01:00:11,150 --> 01:00:15,850
Speaker 9: By the way, remember how she used to lean forward

1357
01:00:15,870 --> 01:00:16,110
Speaker 9: when she.

1358
01:00:16,070 --> 01:00:16,830
Speaker 2: Would do that, too?

1359
01:00:16,870 --> 01:00:17,510
Speaker 9: You like that?

1360
01:00:18,250 --> 01:00:23,560
Speaker 1: All right, we're going to go to break. We're going

1361
01:00:23,580 --> 01:00:25,080
Speaker 1: to go to break and then we have a caller

1362
01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:27,690
Speaker 1: who's going to be very excited that Uncle Bill is here.

1363
01:00:27,710 --> 01:00:32,410
Speaker 1: We will be right back after someone talks to.

1364
01:00:34,770 --> 01:00:34,970
Speaker 3: You.

1365
01:00:35,090 --> 01:00:44,620
Speaker 1: And we're back. And we're back.

1366
01:00:45,140 --> 01:00:46,560
Speaker 2: And we're back.

1367
01:00:46,780 --> 01:00:48,280
Speaker 1: And we're back.

1368
01:00:49,070 --> 01:00:49,330
Speaker 3: Hi, Noor.

1369
01:00:49,390 --> 01:00:51,780
Speaker 2: And we're back with Noor Khan.

1370
01:00:51,990 --> 01:00:54,840
Speaker 1: Noor Khan.

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01:00:54,880 --> 01:00:55,040
Speaker 9: Khan.

1372
01:00:56,020 --> 01:00:59,040
Speaker 1: Oh, my God.

1373
01:00:59,580 --> 01:01:00,960
Speaker 9: Khan.

1374
01:01:00,980 --> 01:01:03,840
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry to the fans.

1375
01:01:04,900 --> 01:01:06,750
Speaker 2: Noor, do you get that all the time? Do you

1376
01:01:06,770 --> 01:01:07,470
Speaker 2: get that all the time?

1377
01:01:07,930 --> 01:01:08,810
Speaker 4: No, she doesn't.

1378
01:01:09,610 --> 01:01:10,130
Speaker 7: Noor, hi.

1379
01:01:10,170 --> 01:01:10,610
Speaker 1: How are you?

1380
01:01:11,890 --> 01:01:12,050
Speaker 9: Hi.

1381
01:01:12,650 --> 01:01:12,810
Speaker 3: Okay.

1382
01:01:13,030 --> 01:01:13,610
Speaker 9: Okay.

1383
01:01:14,250 --> 01:01:15,530
Speaker 2: Do you get that all the time, Noor?

1384
01:01:16,700 --> 01:01:19,380
Speaker 1: No, no one does that. And the poor people were jogging.

1385
01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:20,900
Speaker 1: I have no earbuds left.

1386
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:23,580
Speaker 4: I backed up from the mic.

1387
01:01:23,660 --> 01:01:25,280
Speaker 9: I'm going to alternate it.

1388
01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:27,660
Speaker 10: I don't think I've ever been introduced like this ever

1389
01:01:27,780 --> 01:01:28,720
Speaker 10: in my entire life.

1390
01:01:30,620 --> 01:01:33,320
Speaker 2: Noor, it's very nice to meet you. Have you ever

1391
01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:35,420
Speaker 2: seen Star Trek 2, The Wrath of Khan?

1392
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:38,140
Speaker 8: I'm not a Star Trek fan.

1393
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:40,180
Speaker 9: Yes, Noor, thank you.

1394
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:42,720
Speaker 8: I'm not a Star Trek fan. I'm not a Star

1395
01:01:42,740 --> 01:01:45,010
Speaker 8: Wars fan. I'm sorry, Joel.

1396
01:01:45,090 --> 01:01:47,150
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Don't worry.

1397
01:01:47,510 --> 01:01:49,810
Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, that was Noor Khan.

1398
01:01:49,950 --> 01:01:52,010
Speaker 1: Noor Khan is done for the episode.

1399
01:01:52,050 --> 01:01:52,690
Speaker 9: Oh, God.

1400
01:01:53,810 --> 01:01:54,830
Speaker 3: Oh, my God.

1401
01:01:55,050 --> 01:01:56,030
Speaker 8: I can't believe this.

1402
01:01:56,350 --> 01:01:56,770
Speaker 3: Oh, wow.

1403
01:01:56,810 --> 01:01:59,720
Speaker 1: Noor, it's so nice to meet you. Welcome to the program.

1404
01:01:59,740 --> 01:02:01,500
Speaker 1: We have a very special episode because we have a

1405
01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:04,080
Speaker 1: surprise guest, Bill Lawrence, the creator of the whole darn

1406
01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:06,700
Speaker 1: thing is here. So you can ask us anything.

1407
01:02:07,970 --> 01:02:09,910
Speaker 10: I have so much to ask you, but before I

1408
01:02:09,950 --> 01:02:13,410
Speaker 10: get into that, I just want to, I have been

1409
01:02:13,450 --> 01:02:15,640
Speaker 10: watching you guys for so long.

1410
01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:18,800
Speaker 8: I have, I think, watched the series start to finish

1411
01:02:19,660 --> 01:02:21,040
Speaker 8: over 30 times since 2004.

1412
01:02:21,040 --> 01:02:22,580
Speaker 9: Nora, that's almost 30 times more.

1413
01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:23,640
Speaker 8: Than Donald's seen them.

1414
01:02:35,660 --> 01:02:40,960
Speaker 10: So it's my happy place. It's my husband's cheat code

1415
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:43,560
Speaker 10: to my mood. So like if I'm in a bad mood, like,

1416
01:02:43,900 --> 01:02:46,380
Speaker 10: you know, I'm on my period and, you know, usually

1417
01:02:46,420 --> 01:02:48,020
Speaker 10: you need to give women chocolate and wine.

1418
01:02:48,340 --> 01:02:49,900
Speaker 8: No, you just need to put on an episode of

1419
01:02:49,940 --> 01:02:54,180
Speaker 8: Scrubs and I'm like, and I hate it that he

1420
01:02:54,240 --> 01:02:56,560
Speaker 8: has like, he knows this Achilles heel of mine.

1421
01:02:56,660 --> 01:03:00,350
Speaker 10: I hate it so much. but he also uses it very,

1422
01:03:01,070 --> 01:03:01,550
Speaker 10: very much.

1423
01:03:02,670 --> 01:03:03,730
Speaker 8: It's ridiculous.

1424
01:03:04,010 --> 01:03:04,670
Speaker 2: It's ridiculous.

1425
01:03:05,330 --> 01:03:07,610
Speaker 1: Donald wishes he could put on scrubs to calm down

1426
01:03:07,650 --> 01:03:10,990
Speaker 1: his wife when she's on her period.

1427
01:03:11,030 --> 01:03:13,689
Speaker 5: Listen, she don't even have to be on a period.

1428
01:03:13,710 --> 01:03:17,330
Speaker 5: My wife just don't like me, man. I'm convinced now.

1429
01:03:17,790 --> 01:03:20,010
Speaker 5: I'm just convinced.

1430
01:03:20,030 --> 01:03:22,530
Speaker 1: I'm guessing today hasn't been the best quarantine day.

1431
01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:27,419
Speaker 2: No, the past, ever since school went back, it's been tough.

1432
01:03:28,750 --> 01:03:31,450
Speaker 1: Well, I'm sure there's a lot of parents out there

1433
01:03:31,510 --> 01:03:35,270
Speaker 1: that can relate, Donald, who can empathize with you.

1434
01:03:35,850 --> 01:03:37,790
Speaker 9: You should know, Nor, Donald pointed out while you were

1435
01:03:37,830 --> 01:03:40,939
Speaker 9: waiting that my wife is essentially playing herself on the show.

1436
01:03:41,220 --> 01:03:47,140
Speaker 9: So for me, I don't think Pop it on. Maybe

1437
01:03:47,180 --> 01:03:48,780
Speaker 9: Zach did. Yeah, I don't think Pop it on an

1438
01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:51,700
Speaker 9: episode is going to help me out.

1439
01:03:51,760 --> 01:03:53,690
Speaker 1: She's a great character, so if.

1440
01:03:53,660 --> 01:03:56,770
Speaker 8: That's how she is in your life, you just hit

1441
01:03:56,790 --> 01:03:57,730
Speaker 8: the jackpot, my friend.

1442
01:03:58,450 --> 01:04:00,210
Speaker 9: Oh, you know, you would think that, and yet it's

1443
01:04:00,250 --> 01:04:01,430
Speaker 9: also very, very scary.

1444
01:04:02,150 --> 01:04:05,050
Speaker 1: Um, you know what, you know what I always think, Bill,

1445
01:04:05,150 --> 01:04:07,530
Speaker 1: I think that, and you've said a version of this,

1446
01:04:07,610 --> 01:04:10,430
Speaker 1: but I think it's kind of, I mean, this is

1447
01:04:10,930 --> 01:04:13,729
Speaker 1: maybe stupid to say, but the universe kind of gives

1448
01:04:13,790 --> 01:04:16,800
Speaker 1: you who you need and you and Donald both have

1449
01:04:16,990 --> 01:04:22,620
Speaker 1: very tough. Krista, I'll give a capital T, um, a wives,

1450
01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:25,780
Speaker 1: but they, because you guys have big personalities, they keep

1451
01:04:25,820 --> 01:04:29,970
Speaker 1: you in check. And sometimes that's very hard. But some

1452
01:04:30,010 --> 01:04:32,470
Speaker 1: wallflower who's going to let you do whatever you want

1453
01:04:32,510 --> 01:04:35,310
Speaker 1: is not going to work for six months with you guys.

1454
01:04:36,070 --> 01:04:37,830
Speaker 9: I thought you were saying that Donald and I should

1455
01:04:37,870 --> 01:04:39,590
Speaker 9: be able to trade wives and have it be cool

1456
01:04:39,610 --> 01:04:40,770
Speaker 9: with them. I thought that's where you were going.

1457
01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:44,540
Speaker 1: Well, that's something you guys can work out.

1458
01:04:47,740 --> 01:04:49,360
Speaker 9: Because I don't think it would be cool with Krista.

1459
01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:51,020
Speaker 9: I think it would be cool with Krista, but not

1460
01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:53,200
Speaker 9: for me, just for her. She's so in love with Donald.

1461
01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:53,920
Speaker 9: It's so upsetting.

1462
01:04:54,990 --> 01:04:56,690
Speaker 2: Well, no, Casey would be all right with it. Casey

1463
01:04:56,710 --> 01:04:58,110
Speaker 2: would be like, what, we get a pool?

1464
01:05:01,670 --> 01:05:04,900
Speaker 1: Yeah, Casey would be like, I'll make out with Bill

1465
01:05:04,920 --> 01:05:06,780
Speaker 1: for a pool. Listen, I got to tell you that

1466
01:05:07,540 --> 01:05:11,840
Speaker 1: Krista does this thing that's so awkward where we're in

1467
01:05:11,900 --> 01:05:14,960
Speaker 1: front of Bill and we're hugging. And, you know, I

1468
01:05:14,980 --> 01:05:17,340
Speaker 1: give a standard, hey, good to see you hug. And

1469
01:05:17,390 --> 01:05:20,290
Speaker 1: she's like, and Bill's standing right there. And she'll be like,

1470
01:05:20,390 --> 01:05:26,490
Speaker 1: don't let it go. it's so awkward and she's doing

1471
01:05:26,530 --> 01:05:28,240
Speaker 1: it just to fuck with bill and i'm sitting there

1472
01:05:28,260 --> 01:05:30,760
Speaker 1: with like a red face i don't like okay krista

1473
01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:33,180
Speaker 1: okay krista let go.

1474
01:05:32,500 --> 01:05:35,020
Speaker 9: Don't like it i don't like it nor where are

1475
01:05:35,040 --> 01:05:40,360
Speaker 9: you calling from i'm calling from india Yeah. Yes.

1476
01:05:40,640 --> 01:05:43,840
Speaker 5: Fake doctor's real friend all the way from India, baby.

1477
01:05:44,220 --> 01:05:44,400
Speaker 10: Wow.

1478
01:05:45,720 --> 01:05:48,170
Speaker 1: This podcast is truly global, Donald.

1479
01:05:48,290 --> 01:05:49,050
Speaker 9: It's truly global.

1480
01:05:49,070 --> 01:05:51,610
Speaker 2: Very, very cool. Hey, did you get a mug? Were

1481
01:05:51,630 --> 01:05:52,510
Speaker 2: you able to get a mug?

1482
01:05:54,050 --> 01:05:57,010
Speaker 10: No, I actually haven't gotten around to ordering it yet. Also,

1483
01:05:57,390 --> 01:05:59,150
Speaker 10: stuff is not coming in from the U.S.

1484
01:05:59,190 --> 01:05:59,610
Speaker 8: Right now.

1485
01:05:59,630 --> 01:06:02,430
Speaker 10: They are taking forever to reach us.

1486
01:06:02,450 --> 01:06:05,200
Speaker 8: So I'm just waiting for shit to get a little better.

1487
01:06:05,220 --> 01:06:06,760
Speaker 1: I have to say on the merch front, just as

1488
01:06:06,820 --> 01:06:09,880
Speaker 1: a slight digression, when Donald and I started this podcast,

1489
01:06:10,760 --> 01:06:13,060
Speaker 1: the people at iHeart said to us, and Donald and

1490
01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:14,900
Speaker 1: I don't know podcasts that much. I've listened to a few.

1491
01:06:14,940 --> 01:06:18,730
Speaker 1: He's listened to none. And they said, just so you know,

1492
01:06:19,110 --> 01:06:22,930
Speaker 1: podcast listeners really like some basic merch, a T-shirt or

1493
01:06:22,950 --> 01:06:26,380
Speaker 1: a mug. Because you're building a community and it's sort

1494
01:06:26,420 --> 01:06:28,600
Speaker 1: of a club and people like that stuff. And so

1495
01:06:28,620 --> 01:06:30,850
Speaker 1: Donald and I said, okay, we'll make merch. That's cool.

1496
01:06:30,930 --> 01:06:33,650
Speaker 1: We were never in a rock band. That'll be fun

1497
01:06:33,670 --> 01:06:35,770
Speaker 1: for us. So it's taken a long time to get

1498
01:06:35,790 --> 01:06:39,090
Speaker 1: it up. And on the podcast, we've joked about all

1499
01:06:39,130 --> 01:06:42,490
Speaker 1: these funny merch ideas. We put up a mug and

1500
01:06:42,530 --> 01:06:45,880
Speaker 1: a mask and they were gone within like three hours.

1501
01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:49,240
Speaker 1: And Donald and I have now been texting, like, we

1502
01:06:49,270 --> 01:06:51,950
Speaker 1: need to take this shit a little more seriously because

1503
01:06:51,970 --> 01:06:54,650
Speaker 1: people are not fucking around with fucking merch. They want

1504
01:06:54,670 --> 01:06:55,450
Speaker 1: their merch, Donald.

1505
01:06:55,650 --> 01:06:58,250
Speaker 8: There is a lot you guys can do merch-wise.

1506
01:06:59,500 --> 01:07:01,000
Speaker 10: I was just like, shit, if I knew this was

1507
01:07:01,040 --> 01:07:03,710
Speaker 10: going to happen, I'd get like, you know, a t-shirt

1508
01:07:03,730 --> 01:07:06,210
Speaker 10: with both their faces on it or something printed before

1509
01:07:06,250 --> 01:07:07,290
Speaker 10: like I got on this call.

1510
01:07:07,310 --> 01:07:10,710
Speaker 2: But like, I was like, damn it.

1511
01:07:10,930 --> 01:07:11,830
Speaker 1: You look great.

1512
01:07:12,490 --> 01:07:14,580
Speaker 9: You look great.

1513
01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:16,700
Speaker 10: I was in bed when I got the mail and

1514
01:07:16,720 --> 01:07:18,140
Speaker 10: I was like, oh shit, I need to start looking

1515
01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:19,140
Speaker 10: like a human being again.

1516
01:07:19,180 --> 01:07:21,100
Speaker 1: And I was like, ah.

1517
01:07:21,140 --> 01:07:24,070
Speaker 9: Nor just texted me, Zach. Nor just texted me.

1518
01:07:24,120 --> 01:07:25,290
Speaker 8: It's almost one o'clock at night.

1519
01:07:26,010 --> 01:07:28,290
Speaker 9: Nora just texted me that the only merch she wants

1520
01:07:28,890 --> 01:07:30,990
Speaker 9: is a 5, 6, 7, 8 Bill Lawrence thing, which

1521
01:07:31,050 --> 01:07:34,770
Speaker 9: I think is very nice of her to have said. Hey,

1522
01:07:34,790 --> 01:07:37,750
Speaker 9: by the way, can we promise Nora a coffee mug

1523
01:07:37,790 --> 01:07:39,650
Speaker 9: that she doesn't have to order a coffee mug, Zach,

1524
01:07:39,670 --> 01:07:40,750
Speaker 9: that we're going to send her a coffee mug?

1525
01:07:40,770 --> 01:07:42,930
Speaker 1: Bill, stop giving away our shit. You're a guest on

1526
01:07:42,950 --> 01:07:43,490
Speaker 1: the show.

1527
01:07:43,730 --> 01:07:46,090
Speaker 9: If anybody would like a coffee mug, all you got

1528
01:07:46,110 --> 01:07:49,110
Speaker 9: to do is, you don't have to pay for them.

1529
01:07:49,710 --> 01:07:51,610
Speaker 9: All you got to do, what? I'm not supposed to

1530
01:07:51,650 --> 01:07:51,910
Speaker 9: do this?

1531
01:07:51,930 --> 01:07:52,470
Speaker 2: No, no, he's right.

1532
01:07:52,550 --> 01:07:57,420
Speaker 5: Listen, from here on out, from here on out, Bill

1533
01:07:57,900 --> 01:08:01,280
Speaker 5: Lawrence brought up a great incentive for making it onto

1534
01:08:01,300 --> 01:08:01,700
Speaker 5: the show.

1535
01:08:01,720 --> 01:08:04,570
Speaker 2: You get a mug? I think you should get a mug.

1536
01:08:04,770 --> 01:08:07,270
Speaker 10: I love this idea, and I'm loving that it's starting

1537
01:08:07,310 --> 01:08:09,950
Speaker 10: with me, so I'm going to be expecting that.

1538
01:08:10,090 --> 01:08:12,470
Speaker 1: I see Joelle sigh, not for giving away a mug,

1539
01:08:12,490 --> 01:08:17,429
Speaker 1: but trying to get a mug to India. I see

1540
01:08:17,450 --> 01:08:19,350
Speaker 1: Joelle holding her head like, how the fuck am I

1541
01:08:19,370 --> 01:08:20,730
Speaker 1: going to get a mug to India right now?

1542
01:08:20,990 --> 01:08:23,100
Speaker 9: And by the way, by the way, I think it

1543
01:08:23,120 --> 01:08:24,860
Speaker 9: should be a rule, no matter where you're calling from,

1544
01:08:24,900 --> 01:08:26,760
Speaker 9: if you don't get that mug within a week, then

1545
01:08:26,800 --> 01:08:29,700
Speaker 9: you get a second mug. No, no, no.

1546
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:30,500
Speaker 3: What?

1547
01:08:30,760 --> 01:08:32,280
Speaker 1: Wait, what?

1548
01:08:32,340 --> 01:08:36,309
Speaker 9: Bill, I love you so much.

1549
01:08:36,330 --> 01:08:39,110
Speaker 1: I love you so much.

1550
01:08:39,130 --> 01:08:40,090
Speaker 2: You know it doesn't work.

1551
01:08:40,170 --> 01:08:43,090
Speaker 5: It's not going to work when Daniel and freaking Joelle are.

1552
01:08:43,030 --> 01:08:47,410
Speaker 1: Like, hold on, no, no, no. And then a third mug. Well,

1553
01:08:47,439 --> 01:08:48,860
Speaker 1: then a third mug, Zach.

1554
01:08:49,120 --> 01:08:49,500
Speaker 3: Bill, Bill.

1555
01:08:50,920 --> 01:08:52,960
Speaker 9: And then maybe like a five or a six or

1556
01:08:52,979 --> 01:08:53,800
Speaker 9: a seven, eight mug?

1557
01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:54,660
Speaker 2: Five, six, seven, eight?

1558
01:08:54,680 --> 01:08:57,630
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no. For fuck's sake. Dan,

1559
01:08:57,689 --> 01:09:00,560
Speaker 1: turn it off. Bill, what the fuck? What, Dan?

1560
01:09:00,640 --> 01:09:01,540
Speaker 4: No.

1561
01:09:01,960 --> 01:09:02,660
Speaker 3: Woo!

1562
01:09:02,920 --> 01:09:05,000
Speaker 1: And we're back. I'm doing it right now. He thinks

1563
01:09:05,040 --> 01:09:07,900
Speaker 1: he can take control over the show. Dan, I'm going

1564
01:09:07,920 --> 01:09:09,689
Speaker 1: to need the ability. I'm going to need the ability

1565
01:09:09,700 --> 01:09:10,650
Speaker 1: to be able to mute Bill.

1566
01:09:17,330 --> 01:09:19,870
Speaker 2: Are we saying your name correct, Noor?

1567
01:09:20,070 --> 01:09:22,269
Speaker 8: Yes, you're saying it.

1568
01:09:22,290 --> 01:09:25,309
Speaker 1: All right, Noor. What do you do?

1569
01:09:25,410 --> 01:09:26,650
Speaker 9: Oh, sorry, Zach. I was going to ask Noor what

1570
01:09:26,689 --> 01:09:28,210
Speaker 9: she does there. What do you do there in India, Noor?

1571
01:09:28,229 --> 01:09:30,270
Speaker 1: She collects mugs from fake doctors.

1572
01:09:30,310 --> 01:09:34,509
Speaker 9: That's what I do.

1573
01:09:34,530 --> 01:09:35,910
Speaker 8: Well, that's a bit of a loaded question.

1574
01:09:35,930 --> 01:09:38,030
Speaker 10: But like the short version of that is I have

1575
01:09:38,050 --> 01:09:41,010
Speaker 10: been a wedding planner for eight years. And I just

1576
01:09:41,189 --> 01:09:45,240
Speaker 10: recently as like about four weeks ago, stepped out of

1577
01:09:45,260 --> 01:09:47,580
Speaker 10: my company, gave the whole thing to my partner because

1578
01:09:47,720 --> 01:09:49,740
Speaker 10: I am going to be a sustainable farmer.

1579
01:09:50,860 --> 01:09:51,560
Speaker 9: Oh, that's very cool.

1580
01:09:51,580 --> 01:09:52,760
Speaker 1: Oh my God.

1581
01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:54,200
Speaker 2: Holy shit, that's dope, dude.

1582
01:09:54,360 --> 01:09:57,090
Speaker 1: It's like the documentary. Did you watch The Biggest Little Farm?

1583
01:09:58,010 --> 01:09:58,230
Speaker 3: Yes.

1584
01:09:58,930 --> 01:10:02,530
Speaker 10: So my husband and I have always wanted to retire

1585
01:10:02,610 --> 01:10:05,390
Speaker 10: on a farm and do that whole thing. And then

1586
01:10:05,430 --> 01:10:09,030
Speaker 10: this whole COVID situation has just kind of been like, why.

1587
01:10:08,910 --> 01:10:09,490
Speaker 9: Are we waiting?

1588
01:10:09,510 --> 01:10:10,170
Speaker 8: Hmm.

1589
01:10:11,410 --> 01:10:12,150
Speaker 9: That's neat.

1590
01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:17,360
Speaker 2: Good for you. What are you going to farm? What

1591
01:10:17,400 --> 01:10:18,360
Speaker 2: crop are you going to farm?

1592
01:10:18,620 --> 01:10:21,460
Speaker 10: We're actually going to do a permaculture, which is kind

1593
01:10:21,580 --> 01:10:26,910
Speaker 10: of an ecosystem of different kinds of things together. And

1594
01:10:26,930 --> 01:10:29,410
Speaker 10: we're also going to live on the farm away from

1595
01:10:29,430 --> 01:10:35,230
Speaker 10: the city so that I don't have to deal with people.

1596
01:10:35,270 --> 01:10:35,769
Speaker 3: So, yeah.

1597
01:10:35,850 --> 01:10:38,910
Speaker 1: Noor, I missed if you said that you'd seen this documentary,

1598
01:10:38,939 --> 01:10:39,820
Speaker 1: The Biggest Little Farm.

1599
01:10:40,340 --> 01:10:40,939
Speaker 2: Yes, we have.

1600
01:10:41,540 --> 01:10:44,020
Speaker 1: I love that documentary so much. And if you're listening

1601
01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:46,520
Speaker 1: and you haven't seen it, please check it out. It's

1602
01:10:46,580 --> 01:10:49,769
Speaker 1: about a couple that does a version of what Noor

1603
01:10:49,810 --> 01:10:52,530
Speaker 1: is saying, where they create a sustainable farm. And it's

1604
01:10:52,590 --> 01:10:55,570
Speaker 1: so moving and amazing. And I really loved it.

1605
01:10:56,050 --> 01:10:56,370
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1606
01:10:56,450 --> 01:10:58,770
Speaker 10: And it was just, I think, and my husband and

1607
01:10:58,830 --> 01:11:02,220
Speaker 10: I were in quarantine together with like his family and everything.

1608
01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:04,260
Speaker 8: And we were just, you know, and Bombay is a

1609
01:11:04,340 --> 01:11:05,840
Speaker 8: very loud city.

1610
01:11:05,860 --> 01:11:06,620
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1611
01:11:07,340 --> 01:11:09,900
Speaker 10: During like the whole thing was so quiet and was like,

1612
01:11:09,930 --> 01:11:11,650
Speaker 10: we were just like, Oh my God, this is amazing.

1613
01:11:11,689 --> 01:11:13,430
Speaker 8: Why can't we have this for our whole lives? And,

1614
01:11:13,850 --> 01:11:15,590
Speaker 8: and that's when the conversation started. Like, you know, do

1615
01:11:15,610 --> 01:11:17,969
Speaker 8: you really want to wait 10 years and then start

1616
01:11:18,070 --> 01:11:19,479
Speaker 8: and you want to just do it now? And I

1617
01:11:19,479 --> 01:11:20,620
Speaker 8: was like, why not?

1618
01:11:21,479 --> 01:11:23,480
Speaker 2: Oh, well, I wish you the best of luck. That'd

1619
01:11:23,500 --> 01:11:24,259
Speaker 2: be so awesome.

1620
01:11:24,720 --> 01:11:27,420
Speaker 1: Bill, do you think you and Krista might also start

1621
01:11:27,479 --> 01:11:28,439
Speaker 1: a sustainable farm?

1622
01:11:29,140 --> 01:11:31,620
Speaker 9: Yeah, I don't necessarily think that's in the cards for us.

1623
01:11:33,700 --> 01:11:37,560
Speaker 9: But man, do I think that's super. Would the sustainable

1624
01:11:37,580 --> 01:11:40,330
Speaker 9: farm still be like a luxury Four Seasons resort? Is

1625
01:11:40,370 --> 01:11:40,910
Speaker 9: that part of it?

1626
01:11:41,229 --> 01:11:43,890
Speaker 1: Yeah, Bill, you can build a Four Seasons resort on

1627
01:11:43,910 --> 01:11:44,990
Speaker 1: the farm. I'm sure.

1628
01:11:48,050 --> 01:11:48,910
Speaker 9: That's really cool.

1629
01:11:49,510 --> 01:11:50,370
Speaker 2: That is so cool.

1630
01:11:50,810 --> 01:11:52,849
Speaker 1: Noor, go ahead if you have a question. We're ready

1631
01:11:52,900 --> 01:11:53,299
Speaker 1: to answer.

1632
01:11:53,890 --> 01:11:55,650
Speaker 8: So I have a few so you can stop me

1633
01:11:55,670 --> 01:11:57,250
Speaker 8: whenever you guys are done answering.

1634
01:11:57,390 --> 01:11:57,830
Speaker 2: Go for it.

1635
01:11:57,870 --> 01:12:00,530
Speaker 1: Yeah, go ahead. Okay, so I'm going to.

1636
01:12:00,510 --> 01:12:03,830
Speaker 8: Start with Bill just because he's the brains behind the operation.

1637
01:12:04,330 --> 01:12:07,790
Speaker 9: Of course. And, Noor, thank you so much for enjoying

1638
01:12:07,830 --> 01:12:09,330
Speaker 9: my podcast. It's really cool.

1639
01:12:09,370 --> 01:12:12,310
Speaker 8: I really enjoy your podcast, Bill.

1640
01:12:12,520 --> 01:12:14,019
Speaker 1: It's amazing.

1641
01:12:14,030 --> 01:12:16,570
Speaker 2: I was going to start with Bill.

1642
01:12:16,680 --> 01:12:19,259
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, here we go. I totally imagine

1643
01:12:19,280 --> 01:12:21,320
Speaker 1: that in season three of this podcast, Donald and I

1644
01:12:21,380 --> 01:12:24,840
Speaker 1: are guests. You guys, as.

1645
01:12:24,800 --> 01:12:26,520
Speaker 9: Long as you guys tell me, you can come on

1646
01:12:26,560 --> 01:12:28,979
Speaker 9: whenever you want, Zach and Donald. I'm just going to...

1647
01:12:30,550 --> 01:12:32,090
Speaker 9: Let me know what's going on. Let's hear it, Noor.

1648
01:12:32,110 --> 01:12:32,610
Speaker 9: I'm ready.

1649
01:12:32,630 --> 01:12:33,689
Speaker 1: Go ahead, Noor.

1650
01:12:33,970 --> 01:12:36,800
Speaker 10: So if we were to pick up the show today,

1651
01:12:37,410 --> 01:12:39,720
Speaker 10: X number of years after it has gone off the air,

1652
01:12:40,140 --> 01:12:42,400
Speaker 10: and we had to pick up from where the boys

1653
01:12:42,479 --> 01:12:45,360
Speaker 10: are today and the whole cast is today, where do

1654
01:12:45,420 --> 01:12:47,620
Speaker 10: you see the show going? Do you think that they'll

1655
01:12:47,660 --> 01:12:50,040
Speaker 10: still be at Sacred Heart? Or do you think that

1656
01:12:50,080 --> 01:12:52,720
Speaker 10: JD and Toph would go into private practice together? Where

1657
01:12:52,740 --> 01:12:55,559
Speaker 10: do you see the whole show going? Just because there

1658
01:12:55,580 --> 01:12:57,880
Speaker 10: was so much towards the end of season eight. I

1659
01:12:57,939 --> 01:12:59,960
Speaker 10: don't consider season nine an actual season, so just letting

1660
01:12:59,979 --> 01:13:00,480
Speaker 10: you all know that.

1661
01:13:02,920 --> 01:13:03,320
Speaker 1: Whatever.

1662
01:13:03,340 --> 01:13:07,360
Speaker 8: Whatever. Whatever that was.

1663
01:13:07,920 --> 01:13:12,320
Speaker 1: Well, nor there was only one main difference with season nine,

1664
01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:13,360
Speaker 1: as I recall.

1665
01:13:16,350 --> 01:13:20,350
Speaker 2: There were two major differences. Hold up. Both you and

1666
01:13:20,450 --> 01:13:22,390
Speaker 2: Bill were ghosts on that.

1667
01:13:22,450 --> 01:13:25,110
Speaker 1: Oh, so the magic was gone. The magic dream team.

1668
01:13:26,520 --> 01:13:28,340
Speaker 9: I'm answering Nora's question because I want to hear Donald

1669
01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:30,840
Speaker 9: and Zach's answer to this. So Nora, we were talking

1670
01:13:30,880 --> 01:13:33,700
Speaker 9: a lot because everybody always asks Donald, Zach, and me

1671
01:13:33,720 --> 01:13:36,280
Speaker 9: if we're ever going to reboot the show. And what's

1672
01:13:36,300 --> 01:13:39,439
Speaker 9: really interesting is we've always had opportunities, but everybody on

1673
01:13:39,460 --> 01:13:43,250
Speaker 9: this show, A, works constantly because they're also super talented.

1674
01:13:43,890 --> 01:13:46,750
Speaker 9: And B, we see each other on our own because

1675
01:13:46,770 --> 01:13:49,490
Speaker 9: we love each other. So, you know, we haven't always

1676
01:13:49,530 --> 01:13:51,610
Speaker 9: been driven to do, even for me getting to come

1677
01:13:51,670 --> 01:13:53,830
Speaker 9: on this show on Zach and Donald's podcast.

1678
01:13:53,850 --> 01:13:54,509
Speaker 4: Yes, it's theirs.

1679
01:13:55,330 --> 01:13:57,510
Speaker 9: For me, it's such a, a cool opportunity to see

1680
01:13:57,530 --> 01:14:01,019
Speaker 9: two guys I love. So only recently have we been

1681
01:14:01,040 --> 01:14:03,260
Speaker 9: starting talking about that and thinking about what it would be.

1682
01:14:03,700 --> 01:14:06,380
Speaker 9: And with the writers, here's the question for you guys.

1683
01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:09,620
Speaker 9: I think that we think Zack and JD and Turk

1684
01:14:09,640 --> 01:14:12,050
Speaker 9: would always be close. And we think that they would

1685
01:14:12,090 --> 01:14:14,330
Speaker 9: always be of service and that those two were doctors

1686
01:14:14,390 --> 01:14:16,750
Speaker 9: for life. But the one thing that we always got

1687
01:14:16,810 --> 01:14:19,160
Speaker 9: caught up on is when you watch the finale of

1688
01:14:19,180 --> 01:14:23,440
Speaker 9: season eight and Zach's voice, JD's voiceover says, uh, and

1689
01:14:23,500 --> 01:14:26,340
Speaker 9: who's to say that all these things wouldn't come true

1690
01:14:26,460 --> 01:14:29,520
Speaker 9: just this once, you know, and then as writers we fight,

1691
01:14:29,620 --> 01:14:31,900
Speaker 9: does that mean that they all came true or does

1692
01:14:31,939 --> 01:14:35,460
Speaker 9: that mean that JD is hoping they came true? So

1693
01:14:35,479 --> 01:14:37,420
Speaker 9: that's where we always start. What do you guys think?

1694
01:14:37,820 --> 01:14:39,680
Speaker 9: Cause we always started to go like, if we rebooted this,

1695
01:14:39,720 --> 01:14:42,300
Speaker 9: does that mean that JD and Donald's kids ultimately are

1696
01:14:42,340 --> 01:14:44,240
Speaker 9: going to end up together and married like they do

1697
01:14:44,300 --> 01:14:47,189
Speaker 9: in the show? Does that mean that those things actually happened?

1698
01:14:48,660 --> 01:14:53,679
Speaker 9: That was amazing. Because to me, that's the trap. Zach,

1699
01:14:53,700 --> 01:14:55,200
Speaker 9: do you think that those things that we were showing

1700
01:14:55,240 --> 01:14:57,280
Speaker 9: in the finale were real, or do you think they

1701
01:14:57,300 --> 01:14:58,019
Speaker 9: were your dreams?

1702
01:14:59,140 --> 01:15:02,280
Speaker 1: That's a question I've never been asked, and I'm semi-embarrassed

1703
01:15:02,300 --> 01:15:05,680
Speaker 1: to admit that it gave me goosebumps on my arm.

1704
01:15:06,439 --> 01:15:09,780
Speaker 1: But I don't hold anything back from you listeners. Um,

1705
01:15:09,960 --> 01:15:11,840
Speaker 1: I've never been asked that question, Bill. And it's a

1706
01:15:11,900 --> 01:15:15,080
Speaker 1: great question. And I, as, as, as, as you were

1707
01:15:15,120 --> 01:15:18,380
Speaker 1: talking about it, I, I kind of answered it automatically

1708
01:15:18,439 --> 01:15:21,900
Speaker 1: and said, no, that was JD's fantasy of how great

1709
01:15:21,979 --> 01:15:25,570
Speaker 1: life could be. And then I started thinking, and then

1710
01:15:25,590 --> 01:15:27,910
Speaker 1: I started thinking like, if you brought it back, it

1711
01:15:27,950 --> 01:15:30,889
Speaker 1: might be interesting to show that things had not gone

1712
01:15:30,950 --> 01:15:36,170
Speaker 1: that way at all. And in fact, he's, um, they,

1713
01:15:36,189 --> 01:15:39,600
Speaker 1: they've all been separated and they were, you know, You know,

1714
01:15:39,660 --> 01:15:42,290
Speaker 1: on this podcast a lot, we talk about how we're

1715
01:15:42,350 --> 01:15:46,930
Speaker 1: all living life and COVID aside, happy people and doing

1716
01:15:46,950 --> 01:15:49,800
Speaker 1: the best that we can. But we always talk about

1717
01:15:49,840 --> 01:15:52,460
Speaker 1: how we miss the community of this wonderful thing that

1718
01:15:52,479 --> 01:15:55,599
Speaker 1: happened to us for nearly a decade. And it made

1719
01:15:55,640 --> 01:15:59,200
Speaker 1: me think that it might be interesting that the characters

1720
01:15:59,360 --> 01:16:03,099
Speaker 1: aren't together. They don't have that special bond. And there

1721
01:16:03,160 --> 01:16:05,519
Speaker 1: is some reason that has to bring them together and

1722
01:16:06,200 --> 01:16:09,630
Speaker 1: joy and community come out of bringing them back together.

1723
01:16:10,770 --> 01:16:11,990
Speaker 9: It's always what's messed us.

1724
01:16:11,990 --> 01:16:12,230
Speaker 3: Up, bro.

1725
01:16:12,370 --> 01:16:12,910
Speaker 9: You go, Donald.

1726
01:16:13,810 --> 01:16:16,070
Speaker 5: I agree with you, Zach. I think you're right. I

1727
01:16:16,140 --> 01:16:19,280
Speaker 5: think that's a better story. Joanie Loves Chachi didn't go

1728
01:16:19,320 --> 01:16:19,720
Speaker 5: that long.

1729
01:16:19,760 --> 01:16:24,720
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? That happy ending of the kids...

1730
01:16:25,310 --> 01:16:27,010
Speaker 2: being the.

1731
01:16:26,910 --> 01:16:32,080
Speaker 5: Next generation of Turk and JD, but it's the love

1732
01:16:32,380 --> 01:16:35,160
Speaker 5: story that, you know, Turk and JD's love story is

1733
01:16:35,180 --> 01:16:38,560
Speaker 5: a great love story, but this is the actual love

1734
01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:43,679
Speaker 5: story where, you know, their children are together.

1735
01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:45,429
Speaker 2: I think that's too happy of an ending.

1736
01:16:45,770 --> 01:16:47,590
Speaker 1: What if they fucking hate each other? That would be funny.

1737
01:16:47,610 --> 01:16:49,170
Speaker 8: That's my worst nightmare come true.

1738
01:16:49,710 --> 01:16:50,570
Speaker 2: I know.

1739
01:16:50,729 --> 01:16:53,410
Speaker 9: See, Nora, that's the problem is that I feel like

1740
01:16:53,990 --> 01:16:57,330
Speaker 9: You know, people wanted, when J.D. says, who's to say

1741
01:16:57,350 --> 01:16:59,470
Speaker 9: my fantasies couldn't come true just this once, that you

1742
01:16:59,490 --> 01:17:02,229
Speaker 9: want to believe that that next Christmas they were all together,

1743
01:17:02,450 --> 01:17:05,300
Speaker 9: you know, and that they stayed friends. And I think

1744
01:17:05,800 --> 01:17:09,700
Speaker 9: people would be really... not happy in a bad way

1745
01:17:09,720 --> 01:17:11,080
Speaker 9: if we came up on a world that they were

1746
01:17:11,100 --> 01:17:12,840
Speaker 9: no longer in each other's lives. So I think that's

1747
01:17:12,860 --> 01:17:13,940
Speaker 9: the tricky part of it.

1748
01:17:14,040 --> 01:17:17,099
Speaker 8: I'd stop watching immediately. I'd stop watching immediately.

1749
01:17:17,340 --> 01:17:19,560
Speaker 2: No, you wouldn't.

1750
01:17:19,900 --> 01:17:21,019
Speaker 1: No, no, no.

1751
01:17:21,040 --> 01:17:23,730
Speaker 5: Let me clarify what I meant then. I'm saying JD

1752
01:17:23,770 --> 01:17:26,710
Speaker 5: and Turk are still tight. Their kids just don't get along.

1753
01:17:26,830 --> 01:17:27,370
Speaker 2: That's fine.

1754
01:17:27,410 --> 01:17:28,230
Speaker 9: Nobody cares about the kids.

1755
01:17:29,150 --> 01:17:32,230
Speaker 1: Well, I was saying that we can be tight but separated,

1756
01:17:32,470 --> 01:17:32,790
Speaker 1: you know?

1757
01:17:32,810 --> 01:17:33,330
Speaker 2: Right.

1758
01:17:33,689 --> 01:17:37,389
Speaker 1: And I think that, Bill, you know this better than anything.

1759
01:17:37,430 --> 01:17:42,090
Speaker 1: The audience will often say two things at once. I

1760
01:17:42,090 --> 01:17:45,930
Speaker 1: remember when we screen tested Garden State, at the very end,

1761
01:17:46,150 --> 01:17:47,870
Speaker 1: we had a focus group of about 20 people.

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01:17:48,400 --> 01:17:49,259
Speaker 2: I was there.

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01:17:50,270 --> 01:17:53,840
Speaker 1: No, you weren't at this one. And they said, how

1764
01:17:53,880 --> 01:17:56,139
Speaker 1: many of you, this was random strangers, and they said,

1765
01:17:56,200 --> 01:17:59,650
Speaker 1: how many of you feel like um the ending was

1766
01:17:59,689 --> 01:18:01,689
Speaker 1: a little too pat but you know the two lovers

1767
01:18:01,729 --> 01:18:05,710
Speaker 1: get together in the airport and i would say like

1768
01:18:05,710 --> 01:18:08,290
Speaker 1: 75 of the hands went up and he said okay

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01:18:08,890 --> 01:18:11,170
Speaker 1: um how many of you want them to be together

1770
01:18:11,530 --> 01:18:14,490
Speaker 1: every single hand went up so as the writer you're

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01:18:14,530 --> 01:18:17,620
Speaker 1: trying and writer director you're trying to balance like you

1772
01:18:17,700 --> 01:18:20,040
Speaker 1: obviously you want to you want to make the audience

1773
01:18:20,080 --> 01:18:23,620
Speaker 1: happy But you also want to subvert what they think

1774
01:18:23,680 --> 01:18:25,440
Speaker 1: they want a little bit. Do you know what I mean? Bill,

1775
01:18:25,460 --> 01:18:26,599
Speaker 1: you can speak to that.

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01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:29,600
Speaker 9: Well, look, I'm as proud of the writing and directing

1777
01:18:29,620 --> 01:18:31,590
Speaker 9: I did on Garden State as I am of my podcast.

1778
01:18:31,620 --> 01:18:36,950
Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Do you want to know? I want

1779
01:18:36,970 --> 01:18:39,490
Speaker 1: to know another funny story just while I'm on the subject.

1780
01:18:39,850 --> 01:18:42,870
Speaker 1: So this is a story that's a total tangent. But

1781
01:18:43,470 --> 01:18:46,630
Speaker 1: in that same test screening, now, when you test screen

1782
01:18:46,670 --> 01:18:48,070
Speaker 1: a movie and you're a director, you have to go

1783
01:18:48,150 --> 01:18:49,809
Speaker 1: because you have to see where the audience is laughing,

1784
01:18:49,830 --> 01:18:52,560
Speaker 1: where they're bored, everything like that. Now you would never

1785
01:18:52,680 --> 01:18:54,640
Speaker 1: invite an actor who's in the movie to the test

1786
01:18:54,660 --> 01:18:56,480
Speaker 1: screen because there's going to be a focus group after

1787
01:18:56,840 --> 01:18:58,180
Speaker 1: and you never know what they're going to say. They

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01:18:58,220 --> 01:19:00,000
Speaker 1: might say they don't like that actor. You would never

1789
01:19:00,040 --> 01:19:02,440
Speaker 1: subject an actor to that. But as a writer-director, you

1790
01:19:02,460 --> 01:19:04,320
Speaker 1: have to be there. So there's a focus group in

1791
01:19:04,340 --> 01:19:06,340
Speaker 1: the front row of the movie theater, 20 people lined up.

1792
01:19:06,760 --> 01:19:09,680
Speaker 1: I'm six rows back with my baseball hat down. I

1793
01:19:09,720 --> 01:19:11,980
Speaker 1: don't want to spoil the sampling and have them know

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01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:14,740
Speaker 1: that I'm there. And a girl raises her hand and

1795
01:19:14,760 --> 01:19:19,150
Speaker 1: the moderator calls on her and she goes, look, kudos

1796
01:19:19,270 --> 01:19:22,850
Speaker 1: to Zach Braff for pulling this off. I just don't

1797
01:19:22,910 --> 01:19:23,830
Speaker 1: find him attractive.

1798
01:19:24,850 --> 01:19:31,189
Speaker 9: That must have been hard.

1799
01:19:31,640 --> 01:19:35,420
Speaker 1: And I'm sitting there, I'm sitting there like biting my fist.

1800
01:19:35,479 --> 01:19:37,760
Speaker 1: Like this is the most, and all the producers who

1801
01:19:37,840 --> 01:19:40,120
Speaker 1: are in the row with me, they all look over

1802
01:19:40,140 --> 01:19:42,280
Speaker 1: at me like, oh shit, how did that feel? And

1803
01:19:42,320 --> 01:19:43,139
Speaker 1: I'm like, not great.

1804
01:19:43,939 --> 01:19:46,100
Speaker 2: I'm going to be honest with you. That right there

1805
01:19:46,620 --> 01:19:49,490
Speaker 2: is a hater. That's all that is, is a 100% hater.

1806
01:19:49,790 --> 01:19:50,429
Speaker 4: True story.

1807
01:19:51,470 --> 01:19:55,950
Speaker 5: Look, she started the shit off with kudos to Zach

1808
01:19:56,010 --> 01:19:57,269
Speaker 5: Braff for pulling this off.

1809
01:19:57,640 --> 01:20:01,220
Speaker 2: Meaning this shit is fire, dude. This shit is fire.

1810
01:20:02,060 --> 01:20:05,480
Speaker 2: But he's an ugly dude. Bullshit, dude.

1811
01:20:05,770 --> 01:20:07,890
Speaker 1: You know what's funny, though? I'm just thinking this out

1812
01:20:07,930 --> 01:20:11,710
Speaker 1: loud in real time, but this is before social media

1813
01:20:11,750 --> 01:20:16,059
Speaker 1: went crazy. And this was sort of a live anonymous

1814
01:20:16,160 --> 01:20:19,160
Speaker 1: troll because she doesn't know I'm in the room. And

1815
01:20:19,240 --> 01:20:23,580
Speaker 1: she's anonymously trolling me to the moderator. But I have

1816
01:20:23,620 --> 01:20:26,960
Speaker 1: to be there because I'm the director of the fucking movie.

1817
01:20:27,340 --> 01:20:29,140
Speaker 9: How do you guys fix that in the movie? How

1818
01:20:29,160 --> 01:20:29,640
Speaker 9: do you fix it?

1819
01:20:29,660 --> 01:20:33,880
Speaker 2: They green screen his face.

1820
01:20:35,200 --> 01:20:37,590
Speaker 1: I don't know if you know this.

1821
01:20:38,170 --> 01:20:41,470
Speaker 9: Nor's got more questions. Oh, sorry, Zach.

1822
01:20:41,490 --> 01:20:42,890
Speaker 1: First of all, I want to say you're such a

1823
01:20:42,990 --> 01:20:50,870
Speaker 1: fucking dick, A. And B, we spent $ 100, 000 and lessened

1824
01:20:50,930 --> 01:20:56,189
Speaker 1: my nose. We brought my nose a little in.

1825
01:20:56,250 --> 01:20:57,530
Speaker 2: I thought it was the green screen mask.

1826
01:20:57,550 --> 01:21:02,670
Speaker 1: Yeah, we reshot some angles where my nose looked too big.

1827
01:21:02,689 --> 01:21:05,630
Speaker 1: We wanted to please that one fucking woman. All right.

1828
01:21:05,670 --> 01:21:06,349
Speaker 3: Sorry, Nor.

1829
01:21:06,370 --> 01:21:07,130
Speaker 1: Nor, I'm sorry.

1830
01:21:07,390 --> 01:21:07,790
Speaker 2: No problem.

1831
01:21:08,410 --> 01:21:10,269
Speaker 8: Okay, Zach, my next question is for you.

1832
01:21:11,070 --> 01:21:11,500
Speaker 1: Finally.

1833
01:21:12,840 --> 01:21:15,820
Speaker 10: So you've done a lot of like pratfalls and a

1834
01:21:15,840 --> 01:21:19,479
Speaker 10: lot of like funny falls throughout the runtime of the show.

1835
01:21:19,939 --> 01:21:22,809
Speaker 10: Which is your favorite to shoot and which is the

1836
01:21:22,890 --> 01:21:24,830
Speaker 10: one that you thought came out best on screen?

1837
01:21:25,350 --> 01:21:26,570
Speaker 2: That's a good question.

1838
01:21:26,790 --> 01:21:28,889
Speaker 1: That's a good question. I'm going to cheat a little, Noor.

1839
01:21:29,229 --> 01:21:29,589
Speaker 7: Okay.

1840
01:21:29,610 --> 01:21:29,769
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1841
01:21:30,550 --> 01:21:33,590
Speaker 1: And I mean, can the Scooter one and the Wizard

1842
01:21:33,630 --> 01:21:35,450
Speaker 1: of Oz count, Bill? I'll let you judge.

1843
01:21:35,490 --> 01:21:36,979
Speaker 9: Yes, yes.

1844
01:21:37,100 --> 01:21:40,540
Speaker 10: Just don't say the string line one where you end

1845
01:21:40,620 --> 01:21:41,620
Speaker 10: up in like the garbage tub.

1846
01:21:41,660 --> 01:21:43,660
Speaker 8: You've said it like 20 times on this podcast.

1847
01:21:43,680 --> 01:21:46,599
Speaker 1: Oh my God. I know you like that one.

1848
01:21:46,680 --> 01:21:48,800
Speaker 9: You know why, Noor? Because that, I don't know if

1849
01:21:48,840 --> 01:21:50,960
Speaker 9: you know this, but Zach directed that one.

1850
01:21:51,180 --> 01:21:52,820
Speaker 1: I do, duh, we know this.

1851
01:21:52,970 --> 01:21:53,730
Speaker 2: I know, I know.

1852
01:21:55,310 --> 01:21:57,230
Speaker 9: You don't even have to listen to the podcast.

1853
01:21:57,410 --> 01:22:00,490
Speaker 8: I listen to the podcast religiously, and I know.

1854
01:22:00,810 --> 01:22:05,290
Speaker 1: Noor, Noor, first of all, Noor, Noor. Oh, my God. Noor,

1855
01:22:05,330 --> 01:22:07,290
Speaker 1: you're very funny, first of all. And I love the

1856
01:22:07,310 --> 01:22:09,790
Speaker 1: fact that you're such an avid listener that you're like,

1857
01:22:09,870 --> 01:22:12,410
Speaker 1: please don't say the one where you zip line because

1858
01:22:12,430 --> 01:22:14,759
Speaker 1: I've heard it 900 times. By the way, we're going

1859
01:22:14,770 --> 01:22:17,040
Speaker 1: to be so fucked when we get deeper into this

1860
01:22:17,100 --> 01:22:21,560
Speaker 1: series because we're only on season two and season 1.5

1861
01:22:21,560 --> 01:22:24,439
Speaker 1: and people are already like, please don't tell that story again.

1862
01:22:25,580 --> 01:22:26,820
Speaker 2: I can't wait for that episode.

1863
01:22:27,960 --> 01:22:31,260
Speaker 1: Anyway, anyway, Noor, I do love that episode, but I

1864
01:22:31,320 --> 01:22:35,140
Speaker 1: have to say the funniest, it's technically not a pratfall,

1865
01:22:35,180 --> 01:22:38,120
Speaker 1: I guess, but probably the funniest in Scrubs history. It's

1866
01:22:38,160 --> 01:22:40,559
Speaker 1: what Bill always called our most expensive joke in the

1867
01:22:40,580 --> 01:22:44,990
Speaker 1: history of Scrubs. is when the scooter goes into the

1868
01:22:45,090 --> 01:22:49,140
Speaker 1: endless puddle in the Wizard of Oz episode, where I

1869
01:22:49,220 --> 01:22:53,980
Speaker 1: clearly run into Julian, the underground manatee who doesn't exchange pleasantries.

1870
01:22:55,400 --> 01:23:00,599
Speaker 1: Because it involved digging two very deep holes. They were

1871
01:23:00,640 --> 01:23:03,059
Speaker 1: very expensive to build because the city demanded they be

1872
01:23:03,080 --> 01:23:06,429
Speaker 1: built to code. for safety because you can't just throw

1873
01:23:06,510 --> 01:23:11,850
Speaker 1: people in a hole that could collapse. And as a

1874
01:23:11,870 --> 01:23:14,750
Speaker 1: director of the episode, we came up with the idea

1875
01:23:15,210 --> 01:23:17,950
Speaker 1: that it would be a one-er, which means we did

1876
01:23:17,970 --> 01:23:21,010
Speaker 1: this elaborate thing where the stuntman is riding the scooter

1877
01:23:21,130 --> 01:23:24,950
Speaker 1: with his helmet on into the first puddle. The camera

1878
01:23:25,010 --> 01:23:28,890
Speaker 1: keeps panning. They weren't really connected underground, obviously, but it

1879
01:23:29,050 --> 01:23:32,890
Speaker 1: pans to the second puddle where I was hiding out underwater.

1880
01:23:35,030 --> 01:23:38,089
Speaker 1: and then one of the crew members, with a hammer

1881
01:23:38,170 --> 01:23:40,870
Speaker 1: as hard as he could, banged on the asphalt so

1882
01:23:40,970 --> 01:23:43,930
Speaker 1: I could hear it underground, which meant to pop up

1883
01:23:44,950 --> 01:23:49,410
Speaker 1: because the camera was on me. And it was very elaborate,

1884
01:23:49,650 --> 01:23:51,990
Speaker 1: and I still think one of the funniest gags we

1885
01:23:52,050 --> 01:23:54,400
Speaker 1: did on Scrubs. Bill, you might want to talk about it.

1886
01:23:54,410 --> 01:23:56,330
Speaker 2: Do you know why that gag is so funny, though?

1887
01:23:56,350 --> 01:24:00,179
Speaker 5: Because manatees seem like the happiest creatures in the ocean.

1888
01:24:00,220 --> 01:24:02,179
Speaker 2: And the fact that he went.

1889
01:24:03,310 --> 01:24:06,240
Speaker 5: The fact that he wouldn't return pleasantries isn't one of

1890
01:24:06,260 --> 01:24:08,980
Speaker 5: the funniest things.

1891
01:24:09,020 --> 01:24:09,559
Speaker 4: He was rude.

1892
01:24:09,920 --> 01:24:12,360
Speaker 2: He was a rude man. He was a rude man.

1893
01:24:12,380 --> 01:24:13,820
Speaker 9: He was having a day, guys.

1894
01:24:13,860 --> 01:24:14,780
Speaker 8: He was having a day.

1895
01:24:15,240 --> 01:24:17,049
Speaker 1: Wait, but Bill, talk about that from the writer's room

1896
01:24:17,060 --> 01:24:19,510
Speaker 1: because there's no way when you guys thought of that,

1897
01:24:19,570 --> 01:24:21,130
Speaker 1: you could have possibly thought it was going to come

1898
01:24:21,189 --> 01:24:22,890
Speaker 1: out as funny as it did. Because I think I

1899
01:24:22,930 --> 01:24:24,450
Speaker 1: see this as one of the funniest things.

1900
01:24:24,650 --> 01:24:26,990
Speaker 9: When we thought of it, the most fun was Randall Winston,

1901
01:24:27,010 --> 01:24:30,110
Speaker 9: who's been on the show and is, you know, is

1902
01:24:30,140 --> 01:24:31,900
Speaker 9: the closest thing I have to a life partner besides

1903
01:24:31,960 --> 01:24:34,060
Speaker 9: my wife. He was the line producer in charge of

1904
01:24:34,080 --> 01:24:35,760
Speaker 9: the budget, and he came to us with the first

1905
01:24:35,860 --> 01:24:39,300
Speaker 9: estimates of how much that joke cost. Yes, yes, look

1906
01:24:39,340 --> 01:24:42,519
Speaker 9: at you. And he came to us with the first

1907
01:24:42,600 --> 01:24:46,220
Speaker 9: estimates of how much that joke cost, and he said

1908
01:24:46,240 --> 01:24:47,980
Speaker 9: it to me in a way that he obviously felt,

1909
01:24:48,050 --> 01:24:50,210
Speaker 9: so unfortunately we won't do it. And in my head

1910
01:24:50,250 --> 01:24:52,429
Speaker 9: I was like, yeah, it feels like we should still

1911
01:24:52,470 --> 01:24:54,310
Speaker 9: go for it. And that was only a product of

1912
01:24:54,330 --> 01:25:01,610
Speaker 9: youth because– Now, I think I would look at it

1913
01:25:01,710 --> 01:25:04,500
Speaker 9: and go, oh, man, we could have, I guess, I

1914
01:25:04,600 --> 01:25:07,040
Speaker 9: don't know, purchased a small home to give to somebody

1915
01:25:07,060 --> 01:25:10,060
Speaker 9: to live in for the price of a joke. You know,

1916
01:25:10,360 --> 01:25:13,160
Speaker 9: but that's that's movie and TV production. Zach, I want

1917
01:25:13,180 --> 01:25:15,559
Speaker 9: to give you props because Nora asked one of my

1918
01:25:15,640 --> 01:25:18,280
Speaker 9: favorite pratfalls of all time. I randomly saw it when

1919
01:25:18,310 --> 01:25:20,930
Speaker 9: I was searching for this episode. Do you remember what

1920
01:25:20,990 --> 01:25:22,890
Speaker 9: you did when you were singing a song you made

1921
01:25:22,950 --> 01:25:26,010
Speaker 9: up going, I'm feeling so good today? Do you know

1922
01:25:26,030 --> 01:25:26,479
Speaker 9: what that one is?

1923
01:25:26,490 --> 01:25:29,930
Speaker 1: I still feel good, but nobody saw me fall.

1924
01:25:30,030 --> 01:25:33,490
Speaker 9: Yeah, so my favorite is that Zach decided to click

1925
01:25:33,530 --> 01:25:36,610
Speaker 9: his heels, and because that's very hard to do, and

1926
01:25:36,630 --> 01:25:39,080
Speaker 9: then fall flat on his face and get back up.

1927
01:25:39,710 --> 01:25:41,790
Speaker 9: And I've never seen, that was in a one-er as well,

1928
01:25:41,850 --> 01:25:44,450
Speaker 9: and it looks so incredibly painful and it's so well done.

1929
01:25:44,470 --> 01:25:45,510
Speaker 9: I would vote for that as well.

1930
01:25:46,050 --> 01:25:48,030
Speaker 1: I want you listeners to know that I would do

1931
01:25:48,170 --> 01:25:50,850
Speaker 1: anything to make you guys laugh. I still go to

1932
01:25:50,890 --> 01:25:53,450
Speaker 1: the chiropractor as often as I can just because of

1933
01:25:53,510 --> 01:25:53,970
Speaker 1: all those years.

1934
01:25:53,990 --> 01:25:54,790
Speaker 8: We appreciate you, Zach.

1935
01:25:55,330 --> 01:25:57,810
Speaker 1: Thank you. I do it all for my fans.

1936
01:25:58,450 --> 01:26:00,590
Speaker 9: Nora, you got to bring a question Donald's way now.

1937
01:26:00,630 --> 01:26:00,870
Speaker 10: Oh, go.

1938
01:26:00,890 --> 01:26:01,189
Speaker 9: Sorry, Donald.

1939
01:26:01,210 --> 01:26:02,110
Speaker 8: Yes, I do have one.

1940
01:26:02,590 --> 01:26:03,729
Speaker 2: I'm going to be honest with you.

1941
01:26:03,850 --> 01:26:07,990
Speaker 5: My favorite pratfall is the one from the episode that

1942
01:26:08,100 --> 01:26:10,839
Speaker 5: Zach directed. I hate to tell you, because of what

1943
01:26:10,880 --> 01:26:14,020
Speaker 5: the dude does, it's a stuntman that does it. But

1944
01:26:14,160 --> 01:26:16,880
Speaker 5: after he hits the wall and how he shakes like

1945
01:26:16,939 --> 01:26:19,639
Speaker 5: a fish in the air is one of the funniest

1946
01:26:19,740 --> 01:26:20,519
Speaker 5: things I've ever.

1947
01:26:20,920 --> 01:26:23,050
Speaker 2: I remember when he did it and laughed. I was

1948
01:26:23,120 --> 01:26:24,570
Speaker 2: there the night that happened.

1949
01:26:24,890 --> 01:26:27,990
Speaker 5: And I remember laughing when it happened and then seeing

1950
01:26:28,030 --> 01:26:31,090
Speaker 5: it on camera and laughing at it again.

1951
01:26:31,110 --> 01:26:33,410
Speaker 2: Who directed that one?

1952
01:26:33,490 --> 01:26:35,110
Speaker 9: Did you direct that one, Zach? I have no idea.

1953
01:26:35,130 --> 01:26:38,260
Speaker 1: You're such a dick. By the way, I do have

1954
01:26:38,280 --> 01:26:41,059
Speaker 1: to simultaneously give a shout out to the many stuntmen,

1955
01:26:41,800 --> 01:26:44,030
Speaker 1: the several stuntmen that did it over the years because

1956
01:26:44,070 --> 01:26:47,110
Speaker 1: there were certain things I definitely couldn't do or wasn't

1957
01:26:47,150 --> 01:26:51,910
Speaker 1: allowed to do and these guys were hilarious and Donald

1958
01:26:51,979 --> 01:26:54,870
Speaker 1: is right. I was not allowed to zipline into the

1959
01:26:54,910 --> 01:26:55,450
Speaker 1: wall and you.

1960
01:26:55,370 --> 01:26:57,530
Speaker 2: Did zipline but you didn't zipline.

1961
01:26:57,210 --> 01:27:00,310
Speaker 1: Into the wall i ziplined i wasn't allowed to nail

1962
01:27:00,350 --> 01:27:01,009
Speaker 1: the wall what.

1963
01:27:01,090 --> 01:27:05,250
Speaker 9: You also weren't allowed to drive an actual scooter that

1964
01:27:05,290 --> 01:27:07,750
Speaker 9: had to be weighted down with lead so that you

1965
01:27:07,790 --> 01:27:10,570
Speaker 9: would stay underwater in the first puddle while we went

1966
01:27:10,630 --> 01:27:12,330
Speaker 9: over to the next puddle and you came up yeah

1967
01:27:12,610 --> 01:27:14,610
Speaker 9: think about that that stuntman had to hold his breath

1968
01:27:14,650 --> 01:27:15,450
Speaker 9: for the whole shot.

1969
01:27:15,430 --> 01:27:17,769
Speaker 2: For that whole shot yeah because.

1970
01:27:17,250 --> 01:27:19,210
Speaker 9: He had to go under with the scooter and stay.

1971
01:27:19,030 --> 01:27:22,099
Speaker 1: Under No, well, technically, Bill, we panned off of him

1972
01:27:22,160 --> 01:27:22,870
Speaker 1: and then he could come up.

1973
01:27:22,860 --> 01:27:23,990
Speaker 9: Yeah, but not right away, Zach.

1974
01:27:24,050 --> 01:27:27,010
Speaker 1: Not right away. But I have to say, not to

1975
01:27:27,330 --> 01:27:29,750
Speaker 1: toot my own director horn, but how many directors are

1976
01:27:29,790 --> 01:27:32,630
Speaker 1: directing from underwater in a puddle where you can only

1977
01:27:32,689 --> 01:27:34,200
Speaker 1: hear with a hammer on asphalt?

1978
01:27:35,460 --> 01:27:36,019
Speaker 3: All right.

1979
01:27:37,140 --> 01:27:41,040
Speaker 1: All right, Noor, should we give her one more question

1980
01:27:41,080 --> 01:27:42,320
Speaker 1: or move on to Fix Your Life? I have one

1981
01:27:42,340 --> 01:27:43,320
Speaker 1: more question.

1982
01:27:45,479 --> 01:27:47,790
Speaker 8: This one is for Donald because I've always wondered this.

1983
01:27:48,229 --> 01:27:50,050
Speaker 10: Like I've said, I've watched Stubbs so many times and

1984
01:27:50,070 --> 01:27:52,670
Speaker 10: I wanted to get Donald's perspective on this. Do you

1985
01:27:52,750 --> 01:27:55,850
Speaker 10: wish that your character had a longer run as a

1986
01:27:55,990 --> 01:27:58,650
Speaker 10: single on the show instead of getting into a committed

1987
01:27:58,689 --> 01:28:00,160
Speaker 10: relationship right off the bat?

1988
01:28:00,540 --> 01:28:02,420
Speaker 8: Considering all the hot people.

1989
01:28:02,200 --> 01:28:02,880
Speaker 3: That came in?

1990
01:28:03,120 --> 01:28:04,460
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes.

1991
01:28:05,300 --> 01:28:06,679
Speaker 8: I felt for you so much.

1992
01:28:07,350 --> 01:28:07,610
Speaker 7: Yes.

1993
01:28:09,210 --> 01:28:12,050
Speaker 1: I love that Donald has tiptoed around it and Noor

1994
01:28:12,090 --> 01:28:14,790
Speaker 1: is just like, come on, buddy, be honest.

1995
01:28:14,830 --> 01:28:16,679
Speaker 9: Come on, buddy.

1996
01:28:16,689 --> 01:28:20,140
Speaker 5: Judy Reyes is a beautiful woman and the connection that

1997
01:28:20,200 --> 01:28:22,480
Speaker 5: she and I have, the chemistry that she and I

1998
01:28:22,520 --> 01:28:26,360
Speaker 5: have is by far the best chemistry I've ever had

1999
01:28:26,400 --> 01:28:29,240
Speaker 5: with any female on screen.

2000
01:28:29,560 --> 01:28:30,160
Speaker 2: By far.

2001
01:28:30,640 --> 01:28:35,680
Speaker 5: I can go down the list and nobody has ever

2002
01:28:35,740 --> 01:28:38,460
Speaker 5: been on the level that Judy and I were on.

2003
01:28:39,360 --> 01:28:41,639
Speaker 1: Comma. Comma. Comma.

2004
01:28:43,280 --> 01:28:47,620
Speaker 5: I do, however, wish that Turk was a single for

2005
01:28:47,640 --> 01:28:51,450
Speaker 5: a little bit. At least season one and two.

2006
01:28:51,830 --> 01:28:53,150
Speaker 2: At least season one and two.

2007
01:28:53,689 --> 01:28:58,200
Speaker 9: I believe it was a product of youth. And I'll

2008
01:28:58,240 --> 01:29:00,460
Speaker 9: say all the same caveats because Judy is so good

2009
01:29:00,500 --> 01:29:03,469
Speaker 9: on the show and so funny and talented. But I remember,

2010
01:29:04,229 --> 01:29:05,710
Speaker 9: and I might be making this up in my head,

2011
01:29:05,850 --> 01:29:10,070
Speaker 9: but I remember as writers telling Judy early on that

2012
01:29:10,290 --> 01:29:11,990
Speaker 9: Turk and Carla were going to be together for the

2013
01:29:12,030 --> 01:29:14,729
Speaker 9: run of the show. And her being like, oh, that's

2014
01:29:14,750 --> 01:29:17,330
Speaker 9: going to be cool to have a steady relationship, to

2015
01:29:17,370 --> 01:29:19,830
Speaker 9: be the ones that ground it, to explore what that

2016
01:29:19,870 --> 01:29:22,400
Speaker 9: means to meet, get married, stay together, have children, to

2017
01:29:22,439 --> 01:29:24,940
Speaker 9: follow that whole arc. And Donald, who was a young

2018
01:29:24,960 --> 01:29:26,740
Speaker 9: man at the time, I do remember kind of telling

2019
01:29:26,760 --> 01:29:28,179
Speaker 9: you that and you being like, huh?

2020
01:29:31,060 --> 01:29:31,460
Speaker 7: Really?

2021
01:29:35,220 --> 01:29:40,309
Speaker 1: As Amy Smart walks by like, morning, Donald.

2022
01:29:40,930 --> 01:29:43,450
Speaker 9: What?

2023
01:29:43,550 --> 01:29:46,070
Speaker 1: All right. Now, you know, we have this new segment

2024
01:29:46,090 --> 01:29:50,030
Speaker 1: since you're an avid fan of the podcast. And Bill

2025
01:29:50,070 --> 01:29:51,990
Speaker 1: is going to join us for the first time for...

2026
01:29:52,490 --> 01:29:55,110
Speaker 1: A new segment called Fix Your Life.

2027
01:29:55,630 --> 01:29:58,990
Speaker 2: Noor, it's time to fix your life.

2028
01:30:01,560 --> 01:30:01,800
Speaker 9: Okay.

2029
01:30:01,900 --> 01:30:03,599
Speaker 1: All right, Noor, how can we fix your life, big

2030
01:30:03,620 --> 01:30:05,360
Speaker 1: or small? We're going to do it right now. You

2031
01:30:05,400 --> 01:30:06,960
Speaker 1: don't need to pay for a therapist. You don't need

2032
01:30:06,979 --> 01:30:08,600
Speaker 1: to pay for a handyman. We got it.

2033
01:30:08,600 --> 01:30:09,860
Speaker 3: Okay.

2034
01:30:10,160 --> 01:30:12,929
Speaker 8: My cat suddenly scratches me a lot for.

2035
01:30:12,850 --> 01:30:15,229
Speaker 10: No reason, especially at night, especially if I haven't fallen

2036
01:30:15,250 --> 01:30:16,389
Speaker 10: asleep by his bedtime.

2037
01:30:16,610 --> 01:30:17,610
Speaker 8: How do I get him to stop doing that?

2038
01:30:18,320 --> 01:30:20,140
Speaker 2: Okay, I could tell you this one real quick. Get

2039
01:30:20,180 --> 01:30:22,580
Speaker 2: rid of the cat. You don't know how to get

2040
01:30:22,660 --> 01:30:25,380
Speaker 2: a cat. Get rid of the cat. All right. This

2041
01:30:25,439 --> 01:30:28,769
Speaker 2: has been a great episode of Fix Your Life. You're welcome, Noor.

2042
01:30:29,430 --> 01:30:29,630
Speaker 9: No.

2043
01:30:30,070 --> 01:30:32,730
Speaker 5: As someone who is not a cat person and is

2044
01:30:32,750 --> 01:30:35,010
Speaker 5: allergic to cats, just get rid of the cat.

2045
01:30:37,650 --> 01:30:39,830
Speaker 1: Noor, I don't know too much about cats. I got

2046
01:30:39,850 --> 01:30:42,070
Speaker 1: to be honest. I'm more of a dog person, and

2047
01:30:42,140 --> 01:30:44,840
Speaker 1: I've raised a couple of puppies now, so I have

2048
01:30:44,900 --> 01:30:49,059
Speaker 1: some experience with puppies. I do know, have you tried,

2049
01:30:49,080 --> 01:30:53,190
Speaker 1: now with puppies, there's a canned air thing that they hate.

2050
01:30:53,450 --> 01:30:55,990
Speaker 1: If you do that canned air noise, they're like, I

2051
01:30:56,010 --> 01:30:58,470
Speaker 1: will never do what I just did again if you

2052
01:30:58,870 --> 01:31:01,030
Speaker 1: promise not to make that canned air. So I would

2053
01:31:01,170 --> 01:31:04,870
Speaker 1: try canned air. Another thing is a water gun. You

2054
01:31:04,890 --> 01:31:08,260
Speaker 1: can sometimes, I don't, most pets do not like getting

2055
01:31:08,300 --> 01:31:09,900
Speaker 1: blasted with a water gun to the face.

2056
01:31:10,479 --> 01:31:13,309
Speaker 9: Also, there's a, I mean, we've made jokes about everything

2057
01:31:13,390 --> 01:31:15,940
Speaker 9: on Scrubs, but there's also this one episode that we

2058
01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:18,939
Speaker 9: did in which Zach goes down a zip line, and

2059
01:31:19,120 --> 01:31:21,660
Speaker 9: I think he directed that one. No one watched that. Ah!

2060
01:31:23,810 --> 01:31:24,910
Speaker 9: You watch that on my channel.

2061
01:31:25,290 --> 01:31:27,990
Speaker 6: I'll watch it deeply next time.

2062
01:31:28,590 --> 01:31:31,309
Speaker 1: Okay, go, go, go. Now I'm going to be really

2063
01:31:31,350 --> 01:31:35,429
Speaker 1: in my head about mentioning that episode.

2064
01:31:35,510 --> 01:31:36,530
Speaker 8: I mean, I love it.

2065
01:31:37,250 --> 01:31:38,880
Speaker 9: I love it.

2066
01:31:39,140 --> 01:31:41,140
Speaker 8: My only thing is that I just didn't want you

2067
01:31:41,160 --> 01:31:42,660
Speaker 8: to say that that was your best thing.

2068
01:31:42,680 --> 01:31:45,040
Speaker 9: Your favorite part.

2069
01:31:45,080 --> 01:31:47,100
Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly.

2070
01:31:47,520 --> 01:31:49,460
Speaker 5: I truly believe that if you want to make it

2071
01:31:49,479 --> 01:31:51,160
Speaker 5: so the cat stops scratching you.

2072
01:31:52,490 --> 01:31:53,809
Speaker 2: You got to get rid of that cat.

2073
01:31:53,910 --> 01:31:55,330
Speaker 4: No, no, no.

2074
01:31:55,470 --> 01:31:58,070
Speaker 8: He's my pride and joy.

2075
01:31:58,290 --> 01:32:01,260
Speaker 1: Donald is joking on behalf of pet lovers everywhere. You're

2076
01:32:01,270 --> 01:32:03,580
Speaker 1: going to keep that cat and you're going to tame him.

2077
01:32:03,620 --> 01:32:07,780
Speaker 1: You're going to tame him. Yeah, he's also a human cat.

2078
01:32:08,500 --> 01:32:11,900
Speaker 1: Try the pet corrector and or a water gun. And

2079
01:32:11,939 --> 01:32:15,540
Speaker 1: I guarantee you that we have just fixed your life.

2080
01:32:15,560 --> 01:32:18,160
Speaker 1: Fixed your life. You're welcome. Thank you guys. You're welcome.

2081
01:32:18,189 --> 01:32:18,400
Speaker 3: Thank you.

2082
01:32:19,260 --> 01:32:22,310
Speaker 1: All right, Noor, it's been an extraordinarily long segment because

2083
01:32:22,320 --> 01:32:24,530
Speaker 1: you've been so darn charming. We thank you so much

2084
01:32:24,570 --> 01:32:25,670
Speaker 1: for coming on the show.

2085
01:32:26,270 --> 01:32:29,090
Speaker 9: Noor, come back and report on your life. I think

2086
01:32:29,110 --> 01:32:33,130
Speaker 9: what you're doing is so cool and interesting. And I

2087
01:32:33,170 --> 01:32:35,510
Speaker 9: bet you these guys would love to hear it. And

2088
01:32:35,530 --> 01:32:37,689
Speaker 9: if you do it, it's free mugs for your whole family.

2089
01:32:38,330 --> 01:32:39,830
Speaker 1: And thank you. Oh, my God.

2090
01:32:42,590 --> 01:32:44,290
Speaker 8: I have 59 people in my family.

2091
01:32:44,370 --> 01:32:44,830
Speaker 1: Just FYI.

2092
01:32:44,870 --> 01:32:45,550
Speaker 9: I understand.

2093
01:32:45,570 --> 01:32:46,490
Speaker 3: I understand.

2094
01:32:46,510 --> 01:32:47,229
Speaker 8: Just letting you know.

2095
01:32:47,600 --> 01:32:50,710
Speaker 1: Nor in a year and a half when the mug

2096
01:32:50,770 --> 01:32:58,860
Speaker 1: that Joelle's going to put in the mail tomorrow arrives.

2097
01:33:00,520 --> 01:33:02,720
Speaker 1: I hope you enjoy your coffee.

2098
01:33:02,740 --> 01:33:05,520
Speaker 9: Zach, that mug is going to arrive with like, 17

2099
01:33:05,520 --> 01:33:10,710
Speaker 9: 000 absentee ballots in india exactly one year from.

2100
01:33:10,590 --> 01:33:16,700
Speaker 1: Now because it's a little true.

2101
01:33:16,400 --> 01:33:18,260
Speaker 10: Just before i go i just want to say joelle

2102
01:33:18,280 --> 01:33:20,160
Speaker 10: thank you so much uh if there was no covid

2103
01:33:20,180 --> 01:33:21,660
Speaker 10: i would kiss you on the mouth because i love

2104
01:33:21,680 --> 01:33:23,140
Speaker 10: you so much making this happen.

2105
01:33:23,479 --> 01:33:25,220
Speaker 1: Oh, my God, Joelle getting propositioned.

2106
01:33:26,439 --> 01:33:29,690
Speaker 8: Thank you. Thank you, Zach, Donald, Bill, Donald. I love

2107
01:33:29,700 --> 01:33:30,870
Speaker 8: you guys so much.

2108
01:33:31,250 --> 01:33:33,750
Speaker 2: We love you, Noor. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up

2109
01:33:33,830 --> 01:33:36,309
Speaker 2: for Noor Khan. Bye, Noor.

2110
01:33:36,810 --> 01:33:37,030
Speaker 9: Bye.

2111
01:33:37,170 --> 01:33:39,890
Speaker 4: Oh, my God.

2112
01:33:41,010 --> 01:33:41,810
Speaker 2: What a great movie.

2113
01:33:42,310 --> 01:33:48,099
Speaker 9: By the way, that's the best. That is the best guest,

2114
01:33:48,360 --> 01:33:50,019
Speaker 9: at least in the ones I've been on here for,

2115
01:33:50,040 --> 01:33:51,260
Speaker 9: that I've gotten to be a part of. And they're

2116
01:33:51,280 --> 01:33:51,740
Speaker 9: all so awesome.

2117
01:33:51,760 --> 01:33:52,320
Speaker 3: That one was cool.

2118
01:33:52,340 --> 01:33:55,470
Speaker 1: That was amazing. By the way, not only was she

2119
01:33:55,850 --> 01:33:59,290
Speaker 1: just fun, but she knew the show so well that

2120
01:33:59,450 --> 01:34:03,990
Speaker 1: she was like saying, please don't reference that episode yet again.

2121
01:34:06,210 --> 01:34:06,939
Speaker 9: Which episode?

2122
01:34:06,950 --> 01:34:08,070
Speaker 2: Oh, my God.

2123
01:34:08,110 --> 01:34:08,339
Speaker 7: What?

2124
01:34:11,340 --> 01:34:13,580
Speaker 1: You guys, it was a very special episode for me

2125
01:34:13,620 --> 01:34:14,939
Speaker 1: because I don't know if you know this, but it

2126
01:34:14,970 --> 01:34:16,330
Speaker 1: was the first time I got to direct.

2127
01:34:16,890 --> 01:34:17,189
Speaker 2: All right.

2128
01:34:17,910 --> 01:34:20,630
Speaker 1: Hey, Bill, I know that you don't control the movement

2129
01:34:20,670 --> 01:34:23,470
Speaker 1: of the background. That's up to the assistant directors. But

2130
01:34:23,490 --> 01:34:25,050
Speaker 1: I just wanted you to know that at 1531, Beer

2131
01:34:25,090 --> 01:34:31,370
Speaker 1: Fosse is serving as the pharmacist. He's behind the pharmacist's counter.

2132
01:34:31,970 --> 01:34:35,050
Speaker 1: Being the pharmacist, and I don't recall hearing that Beard

2133
01:34:35,090 --> 01:34:36,230
Speaker 1: Fosse was the pharmacist.

2134
01:34:36,570 --> 01:34:37,470
Speaker 9: No, no, no.

2135
01:34:37,530 --> 01:34:37,870
Speaker 7: We did.

2136
01:34:37,950 --> 01:34:39,510
Speaker 9: I mean, we cut it, but we did some things

2137
01:34:39,550 --> 01:34:41,299
Speaker 9: that he had to cover for the pharmacist.

2138
01:34:42,220 --> 01:34:42,580
Speaker 3: We didn't.

2139
01:34:42,740 --> 01:34:44,400
Speaker 9: That just shit happened. The one that made me the

2140
01:34:44,439 --> 01:34:46,440
Speaker 9: saddest was I think I went back and watched some

2141
01:34:46,479 --> 01:34:48,820
Speaker 9: guy mopping the air because of you guys. It really

2142
01:34:48,880 --> 01:34:49,360
Speaker 9: upset me.

2143
01:34:49,680 --> 01:34:52,500
Speaker 1: And also, Bill, Beard Fosse was also a patient reason.

2144
01:34:52,520 --> 01:34:55,849
Speaker 1: Beard Fosse was the go-to for the ADs to be like,

2145
01:34:56,610 --> 01:34:59,670
Speaker 1: it's funny that the guy was a patient, Beard Fosse.

2146
01:35:00,430 --> 01:35:03,259
Speaker 1: And now I was drawn to the background going, hey,

2147
01:35:03,920 --> 01:35:08,000
Speaker 1: Jeff Stevenson is not the pharmacist, guys.

2148
01:35:09,300 --> 01:35:09,760
Speaker 9: He's Dr.

2149
01:35:09,800 --> 01:35:10,440
Speaker 2: Beardface.

2150
01:35:10,600 --> 01:35:13,040
Speaker 9: And as you know, by the way, did it ever

2151
01:35:13,180 --> 01:35:17,990
Speaker 9: did anybody give you pause that his name was Beardface,

2152
01:35:18,030 --> 01:35:20,710
Speaker 9: which he's a smart guy. He would read it as Beardface.

2153
01:35:20,930 --> 01:35:23,410
Speaker 9: And yet he still chose to have such a big beard.

2154
01:35:23,970 --> 01:35:28,540
Speaker 9: I just think that's such....

2155
01:35:27,250 --> 01:35:28,870
Speaker 5: Well, he wasn't going to shave it after you gave

2156
01:35:28,910 --> 01:35:31,729
Speaker 5: him a character, dude.

2157
01:35:32,370 --> 01:35:34,970
Speaker 9: If in real life your name was Beardface, I would

2158
01:35:34,990 --> 01:35:37,270
Speaker 9: think that you'd be very careful about not having a beard.

2159
01:35:37,310 --> 01:35:39,229
Speaker 9: That's what always confuses me about that character.

2160
01:35:40,450 --> 01:35:42,880
Speaker 1: I have to say, one of the hardest I've laughed

2161
01:35:43,040 --> 01:35:44,700
Speaker 1: in a couple episodes, I don't know if I'm just

2162
01:35:44,780 --> 01:35:48,060
Speaker 1: giddy tonight or what, but when Ralphie pukes in the

2163
01:35:48,120 --> 01:35:52,220
Speaker 1: elevator on Kelso... And all you hear is Kelso go,

2164
01:35:52,479 --> 01:35:59,580
Speaker 1: good God.

2165
01:35:59,680 --> 01:36:02,959
Speaker 9: Oh, you want to know a joke piece of trivia?

2166
01:36:03,520 --> 01:36:05,580
Speaker 9: And it's the last little show reference I had. Other

2167
01:36:05,600 --> 01:36:07,309
Speaker 9: than I thought you, by the way, we always give

2168
01:36:07,320 --> 01:36:10,059
Speaker 9: props to Sarah was great in this, Judy, Johnny C, Krista.

2169
01:36:10,090 --> 01:36:12,450
Speaker 9: But I really did think Donald and Zach, it was

2170
01:36:12,470 --> 01:36:13,809
Speaker 9: fun to come on here for this one because you

2171
01:36:13,850 --> 01:36:16,510
Speaker 9: two both slayed it comedically in this episode. I really

2172
01:36:16,550 --> 01:36:18,080
Speaker 9: thought so. Thank you.

2173
01:36:18,620 --> 01:36:21,710
Speaker 1: And, Bill, since I need your approval, no matter how

2174
01:36:21,770 --> 01:36:24,410
Speaker 1: old I get, that means a lot to me.

2175
01:36:24,970 --> 01:36:26,530
Speaker 2: It does mean a lot to me.

2176
01:36:26,710 --> 01:36:28,670
Speaker 9: I mean it sincerely. You guys were both funny as

2177
01:36:28,990 --> 01:36:31,650
Speaker 9: all get out. The last bit of trivia is so

2178
01:36:31,689 --> 01:36:34,410
Speaker 9: comedy writers always get stuck when they think they're stealing

2179
01:36:34,479 --> 01:36:38,340
Speaker 9: jokes from themselves or jokes that they've written before. And

2180
01:36:38,380 --> 01:36:43,850
Speaker 9: there was one in this show. Because, or a rowdy

2181
01:36:43,910 --> 01:36:47,610
Speaker 9: exists because I saw somebody who had a dead stuffed

2182
01:36:47,630 --> 01:36:50,800
Speaker 9: dog when I was younger. I had also written about

2183
01:36:51,240 --> 01:36:55,420
Speaker 9: a dead animal joke on Spin City, which was Richard

2184
01:36:55,460 --> 01:37:00,070
Speaker 9: Kine's character says, because they're going to a morgue to

2185
01:37:00,110 --> 01:37:04,710
Speaker 9: try and get a dead cat because for some weird episode.

2186
01:37:05,250 --> 01:37:09,540
Speaker 9: And he says, turns out, you know, it's weird. I

2187
01:37:09,580 --> 01:37:10,740
Speaker 9: went there and we got it. We put it in

2188
01:37:10,760 --> 01:37:12,120
Speaker 9: the car and I didn't sneeze at all. It turns

2189
01:37:12,180 --> 01:37:15,620
Speaker 9: out I'm not allergic to dead cats. And then Mike

2190
01:37:15,660 --> 01:37:21,160
Speaker 9: Fox says, well, then you should definitely get one. And

2191
01:37:21,200 --> 01:37:24,360
Speaker 9: then on this show, we then decided, we fought about

2192
01:37:24,380 --> 01:37:26,019
Speaker 9: it for a long time, that Amy Smart, do you

2193
01:37:26,040 --> 01:37:27,740
Speaker 9: know the joke I'm talking about, Zach? That she says,

2194
01:37:27,820 --> 01:37:31,000
Speaker 9: perhaps you remember... I can't even finish this story. The

2195
01:37:31,020 --> 01:37:33,580
Speaker 9: joke doesn't even get paid off because Casey's there. Forget it.

2196
01:37:33,620 --> 01:37:34,140
Speaker 2: No, the joke works.

2197
01:37:34,160 --> 01:37:36,200
Speaker 9: Casey Cobb's in the building. The joke in this one

2198
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Speaker 9: is Amy Smart says, perhaps he smells my dead dog.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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01:37:39,140 --> 01:37:40,380
Speaker 9: So we are also living in a world.

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Speaker 1: Wait, bring her back. Bring her back.

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01:37:42,160 --> 01:37:44,080
Speaker 9: I care more about, cut that out. Cut that out

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01:37:44,100 --> 01:37:44,700
Speaker 9: and bring Casey back.

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01:37:44,720 --> 01:37:48,549
Speaker 1: It's about time. Casey, what's up? Thunderous applause, Dan. Thunderous applause.

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01:37:48,700 --> 01:37:49,290
Speaker 3: Hi, Casey.

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01:37:49,790 --> 01:37:52,830
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, I want you to finally meet the

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01:37:52,870 --> 01:37:53,570
Speaker 1: Casey Cobb.

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01:37:54,250 --> 01:37:55,050
Speaker 7: Hi, guys.

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Speaker 11: Hi.

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01:37:57,060 --> 01:37:59,000
Speaker 9: Hi. Casey, so good to see you. My wife's going

2211
01:37:59,020 --> 01:38:00,420
Speaker 9: to be so jealous. I get to say hi to

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01:38:00,439 --> 01:38:01,090
Speaker 9: you and she didn't.

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01:38:01,470 --> 01:38:01,969
Speaker 3: Oh, my God.

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01:38:02,050 --> 01:38:03,070
Speaker 11: Please give her a big hug.

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01:38:03,689 --> 01:38:04,050
Speaker 9: I will.

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01:38:04,130 --> 01:38:04,470
Speaker 7: I will.

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01:38:05,050 --> 01:38:11,610
Speaker 11: This is what a mom slash housekeeper slash teacher slash

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01:38:11,970 --> 01:38:12,910
Speaker 11: everything looks like.

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01:38:13,630 --> 01:38:15,490
Speaker 1: You look stunning.

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01:38:15,520 --> 01:38:19,380
Speaker 9: You look beautiful. Are you happy that school started or

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01:38:19,420 --> 01:38:19,620
Speaker 9: is it.

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01:38:19,700 --> 01:38:21,979
Speaker 1: More and more and more and more and more work?

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01:38:22,729 --> 01:38:25,260
Speaker 11: I'm happy it started because the kids are excited to

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01:38:25,300 --> 01:38:28,809
Speaker 11: see their friends and their new teachers. But, I mean,

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01:38:28,830 --> 01:38:31,110
Speaker 11: I just came out. here to pee, and this is

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01:38:31,170 --> 01:38:38,479
Speaker 11: the first time I've pissed since 6 a.m. And I

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01:38:38,520 --> 01:38:39,940
Speaker 11: have my pajamas on.

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01:38:39,950 --> 01:38:41,019
Speaker 6: Sure.

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01:38:42,140 --> 01:38:45,099
Speaker 2: Bill was saying we should wife swap. Oh, my God.

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01:38:45,360 --> 01:38:47,620
Speaker 1: By the.

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01:38:49,400 --> 01:38:52,170
Speaker 9: Way, that's not what I... Yeah, go ahead.

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01:38:52,189 --> 01:38:55,290
Speaker 11: If Krista can come into this house and... and set

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01:38:55,330 --> 01:38:58,670
Speaker 11: this one straight, I'll swap any dish.

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01:38:59,150 --> 01:39:03,590
Speaker 1: There you go. Thunderous applause, Dan. This is the first

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01:39:03,650 --> 01:39:04,710
Speaker 1: wife swap we've had.

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01:39:04,750 --> 01:39:07,530
Speaker 9: Donald said you're going to make the decision based on

2237
01:39:07,570 --> 01:39:09,689
Speaker 9: having a pool over here. He's going to be like,

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01:39:09,720 --> 01:39:12,240
Speaker 9: if there's a pool over there, I'll head over for

2239
01:39:12,280 --> 01:39:13,700
Speaker 9: a few days. You'll never get rid of me.

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Speaker 8: I will do anything.

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01:39:16,220 --> 01:39:18,420
Speaker 9: Whoa!

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01:39:18,580 --> 01:39:20,380
Speaker 1: All right, well, best podcast ever.

2243
01:39:20,479 --> 01:39:21,480
Speaker 2: I will earn my keep.

2244
01:39:25,530 --> 01:39:28,030
Speaker 9: This is what's known as a joke backfire.

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01:39:28,110 --> 01:39:31,360
Speaker 2: This segment is the end of Donald and Casey's marriage.

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01:39:31,420 --> 01:39:33,820
Speaker 2: Brought to you by Mylanta.

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01:39:34,280 --> 01:39:35,940
Speaker 4: Oh, my God.

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01:39:36,000 --> 01:39:36,500
Speaker 1: No.

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01:39:37,479 --> 01:39:37,840
Speaker 9: All right.

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Speaker 11: I just wanted to say hi. I'm being summoned, I'm sure.

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01:39:40,500 --> 01:39:41,140
Speaker 4: Okay.

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01:39:41,380 --> 01:39:41,900
Speaker 1: We love you.

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01:39:41,920 --> 01:39:42,260
Speaker 7: We love you.

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01:39:42,300 --> 01:39:43,260
Speaker 1: Love you, Casey.

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01:39:43,300 --> 01:39:45,240
Speaker 11: So nice to finally see you guys.

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01:39:45,270 --> 01:39:47,549
Speaker 9: See you, Casey. I know.

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01:39:47,689 --> 01:39:48,310
Speaker 3: I know.

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01:39:48,410 --> 01:39:49,120
Speaker 11: I'm excited to see you.

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01:39:49,170 --> 01:39:50,130
Speaker 1: I think she probably gets that.

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01:39:50,150 --> 01:39:52,590
Speaker 2: She's never listened to the podcast ever. I listen.

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01:39:52,710 --> 01:39:56,519
Speaker 11: I listen because you know what? Donald likes to... listen

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01:39:56,560 --> 01:39:58,900
Speaker 11: to it and make his edits on the loudest volume

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01:39:58,960 --> 01:40:01,460
Speaker 11: possible in the main room of the house where we're

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01:40:01,479 --> 01:40:01,980
Speaker 11: all sitting.

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01:40:02,620 --> 01:40:03,620
Speaker 4: I hear it every week.

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01:40:05,060 --> 01:40:07,150
Speaker 9: Casey, I don't listen to it all the time either,

2267
01:40:07,160 --> 01:40:09,130
Speaker 9: but I'm going to listen to this section of this

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01:40:09,250 --> 01:40:14,650
Speaker 9: one over and over and over. I love you, Bill.

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01:40:15,950 --> 01:40:16,669
Speaker 2: Bye, guys.

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01:40:17,270 --> 01:40:22,040
Speaker 1: Take care. I think it's good that you specified, that's

2271
01:40:22,140 --> 01:40:28,879
Speaker 1: Joelle and that's Daniel, because that could be very confusing.

2272
01:40:29,100 --> 01:40:30,400
Speaker 1: We're almost done, guys.

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01:40:30,460 --> 01:40:32,730
Speaker 5: She had no idea what their names were. That's why

2274
01:40:32,810 --> 01:40:35,350
Speaker 5: I said that, because she does not watch. She does

2275
01:40:35,370 --> 01:40:37,769
Speaker 5: not listen to the podcast, and she has not ever

2276
01:40:37,830 --> 01:40:40,030
Speaker 5: seen an episode of Scrubs. I played an episode of

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01:40:40,070 --> 01:40:43,360
Speaker 5: Scrubs once for her, and she got teary-eyed at the end.

2278
01:40:43,390 --> 01:40:45,530
Speaker 5: She was like, Scrubs is like this? If I would

2279
01:40:45,570 --> 01:40:47,629
Speaker 5: have known this, I would have been watching all these years.

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01:40:47,650 --> 01:40:49,050
Speaker 1: Oh, my God.

2281
01:40:49,229 --> 01:40:49,590
Speaker 2: Dead serious.

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01:40:49,610 --> 01:40:50,729
Speaker 9: That's awesome.

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01:40:50,800 --> 01:40:51,070
Speaker 3: Yeah.

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01:40:51,560 --> 01:40:55,460
Speaker 1: I wanted to say that I really related to the

2285
01:40:55,580 --> 01:40:59,260
Speaker 1: idea of the end monologue in this, about the idea

2286
01:40:59,620 --> 01:41:04,479
Speaker 1: of feeling alone even at times when there's a ton

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01:41:04,500 --> 01:41:07,720
Speaker 1: of people around. I thought that was moving, Bill, and

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01:41:07,740 --> 01:41:09,840
Speaker 1: I think that there's a lot of people who are

2289
01:41:09,860 --> 01:41:12,460
Speaker 1: listening who can probably relate to that. Sometimes you're surrounded

2290
01:41:12,520 --> 01:41:17,410
Speaker 1: by people and you still feel super... alone and lonesome,

2291
01:41:17,710 --> 01:41:20,130
Speaker 1: and you're like, what's wrong with me? And I think

2292
01:41:20,170 --> 01:41:23,470
Speaker 1: you articulate it well, especially with the visual effect, which

2293
01:41:23,510 --> 01:41:26,130
Speaker 1: is sort of a callback to the pilot that Adam

2294
01:41:26,150 --> 01:41:29,870
Speaker 1: Bernstein directed as well, with people moving all around JD,

2295
01:41:30,010 --> 01:41:34,230
Speaker 1: and he's just there feeling so lonesome. And I just thought,

2296
01:41:34,260 --> 01:41:37,519
Speaker 1: I don't know, it struck me this time as an

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01:41:37,540 --> 01:41:39,760
Speaker 1: emotion and a feeling that a lot of people can

2298
01:41:39,780 --> 01:41:41,680
Speaker 1: probably relate to and think that they were the only

2299
01:41:41,780 --> 01:41:42,280
Speaker 1: one feeling it.

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01:41:43,290 --> 01:41:46,150
Speaker 9: Well, look, man, you hit on two things. One is

2301
01:41:46,170 --> 01:41:49,269
Speaker 9: I'm glad you gave a shout-out to Adam Bernstein because

2302
01:41:49,310 --> 01:41:52,139
Speaker 9: he helped create the look of the show, and he

2303
01:41:52,320 --> 01:41:55,960
Speaker 9: intentionally wanted to do a throwback to the pilot where

2304
01:41:55,979 --> 01:41:58,000
Speaker 9: the pilot, you were overwhelmed and off on your own,

2305
01:41:58,020 --> 01:42:00,440
Speaker 9: and the world was zipping around you, and this one,

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01:42:00,939 --> 01:42:03,660
Speaker 9: you're lonely even though you're comfortable in that world and

2307
01:42:03,689 --> 01:42:06,250
Speaker 9: all those people are around you, and he intentionally pitched

2308
01:42:06,270 --> 01:42:08,670
Speaker 9: that to do it kind of the same thing twice

2309
01:42:08,710 --> 01:42:11,509
Speaker 9: in a way that I thought was really cool. But more,

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01:42:11,770 --> 01:42:16,700
Speaker 9: I was... struck by the emotion of this episode, not

2311
01:42:16,740 --> 01:42:19,290
Speaker 9: in terms of being a couple, but in terms of,

2312
01:42:19,320 --> 01:42:23,200
Speaker 9: we often talk about in the world right now, but

2313
01:42:23,740 --> 01:42:26,790
Speaker 9: you know, empathy is a big thing. Okay. And one

2314
01:42:26,810 --> 01:42:28,870
Speaker 9: of the things that comedy writers will often talk about

2315
01:42:29,250 --> 01:42:31,690
Speaker 9: is joking around. We call it, don't know how good

2316
01:42:31,710 --> 01:42:34,690
Speaker 9: you got it disease, you know, which is, Hey, if

2317
01:42:34,710 --> 01:42:37,830
Speaker 9: you have a job, every job, even being a comedy writer,

2318
01:42:37,910 --> 01:42:40,030
Speaker 9: which is ultimately the greatest gig in the world. And

2319
01:42:40,070 --> 01:42:43,610
Speaker 9: I would do it for free. you still sometimes have

2320
01:42:43,680 --> 01:42:46,560
Speaker 9: crazy hours and tough situations. And you'll find yourself with

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01:42:46,600 --> 01:42:50,600
Speaker 9: your coworkers complaining and saying like, oh, this part of

2322
01:42:50,620 --> 01:42:53,660
Speaker 9: this job sucks. This part's annoying. This part sucks. But

2323
01:42:53,700 --> 01:42:57,479
Speaker 9: then you don't ever take a moment to go, holy crap,

2324
01:42:57,520 --> 01:42:59,550
Speaker 9: especially right now, there's a lot of comedy writers that

2325
01:42:59,590 --> 01:43:01,189
Speaker 9: we get to keep working. You know what I mean?

2326
01:43:01,210 --> 01:43:03,150
Speaker 9: Because we're writing shows and trying to get ready in

2327
01:43:03,170 --> 01:43:05,570
Speaker 9: case the world ever opens up again. And you don't

2328
01:43:05,650 --> 01:43:09,110
Speaker 9: always take the time to be empathetic towards the people

2329
01:43:09,150 --> 01:43:11,679
Speaker 9: that don't have it as good as you. And that's

2330
01:43:11,740 --> 01:43:14,920
Speaker 9: not only true when it comes to having found the

2331
01:43:14,960 --> 01:43:17,320
Speaker 9: person you're meant to be with, but right now in

2332
01:43:17,360 --> 01:43:19,300
Speaker 9: the world, man, I don't know why this episode touched

2333
01:43:19,320 --> 01:43:22,500
Speaker 9: me so much. I feel like if people could be

2334
01:43:22,660 --> 01:43:25,960
Speaker 9: a little more empathetic as to what other folks are

2335
01:43:26,000 --> 01:43:28,560
Speaker 9: going through out there, that things would be just a

2336
01:43:28,620 --> 01:43:33,310
Speaker 9: lot clearer and a lot more simple. And that's why

2337
01:43:33,330 --> 01:43:36,390
Speaker 9: I rarely get choked up at these episodes, but I

2338
01:43:36,430 --> 01:43:39,820
Speaker 9: got choked up at this one because– You know, what

2339
01:43:39,920 --> 01:43:43,280
Speaker 9: I was hearing J.D. say was you fuckers are so

2340
01:43:43,520 --> 01:43:46,500
Speaker 9: caught up in your own pettiness right now. You're not

2341
01:43:46,580 --> 01:43:48,600
Speaker 9: really thinking about how hard it is for other people.

2342
01:43:48,860 --> 01:43:51,099
Speaker 9: And you guys do that all the time on this

2343
01:43:51,140 --> 01:43:54,240
Speaker 9: show and empathize and think about what's going on. So

2344
01:43:54,260 --> 01:43:55,280
Speaker 9: it really touched me.

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01:43:55,920 --> 01:43:57,920
Speaker 1: Yeah. And I just want to say the last thing

2346
01:43:58,060 --> 01:44:01,200
Speaker 1: is that, you know. I think this is one of

2347
01:44:01,229 --> 01:44:05,470
Speaker 1: the only times I explain spiking the lens to to

2348
01:44:05,490 --> 01:44:08,220
Speaker 1: the audience about how it's usually difficult. unless it's done

2349
01:44:08,260 --> 01:44:10,660
Speaker 1: on purpose like Ferris Bueller's Day Off where the character's

2350
01:44:10,700 --> 01:44:13,930
Speaker 1: talking to you, it's usually something that's edited around because

2351
01:44:14,870 --> 01:44:17,530
Speaker 1: we say there's this invisible fourth wall that's the camera

2352
01:44:17,590 --> 01:44:20,950
Speaker 1: and we don't look into the lens because that's the

2353
01:44:20,970 --> 01:44:24,570
Speaker 1: invisible fourth wall. This, I believe, is one of the

2354
01:44:24,710 --> 01:44:28,610
Speaker 1: only times where you put me looking directly at the

2355
01:44:28,689 --> 01:44:31,910
Speaker 1: audience in. I remember shooting this. I watched it and

2356
01:44:31,930 --> 01:44:33,990
Speaker 1: I remember we did a bunch of takes where I

2357
01:44:34,030 --> 01:44:36,430
Speaker 1: didn't look. I just kind of looked off sad. And

2358
01:44:36,450 --> 01:44:38,210
Speaker 1: then I think I said to Adam, like, let me

2359
01:44:38,229 --> 01:44:39,730
Speaker 1: just do one just for the fuck of it, where

2360
01:44:39,750 --> 01:44:41,970
Speaker 1: I just look directly in the lens. And I was

2361
01:44:42,010 --> 01:44:45,840
Speaker 1: so happy you chose it, Bill, because I, it almost

2362
01:44:45,900 --> 01:44:47,860
Speaker 1: felt to me like at this point in the run

2363
01:44:47,880 --> 01:44:51,920
Speaker 1: of the show, at 2.18 of the show, it almost,

2364
01:44:51,939 --> 01:44:54,280
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe I'm reading too much into it,

2365
01:44:54,280 --> 01:44:57,700
Speaker 1: but my interpretation was like, I'm checking in with you,

2366
01:44:57,740 --> 01:45:00,960
Speaker 1: the audience. I've been telling you the story for a

2367
01:45:01,020 --> 01:45:04,910
Speaker 1: season and eight plus 18 episodes and And I'm really

2368
01:45:04,950 --> 01:45:07,150
Speaker 1: fucking lonesome right now. And I'm doing the best that

2369
01:45:07,189 --> 01:45:08,930
Speaker 1: I can. I can't do this all on my own,

2370
01:45:08,990 --> 01:45:13,570
Speaker 1: quote unquote. But I'm looking at you. I don't know.

2371
01:45:13,630 --> 01:45:15,130
Speaker 1: And you never did it. I don't think we ever

2372
01:45:15,729 --> 01:45:18,210
Speaker 1: did it again. No, it's totally. But I thought it

2373
01:45:18,250 --> 01:45:20,810
Speaker 1: was very moving. And it's me. So it's bizarre. But

2374
01:45:20,830 --> 01:45:22,270
Speaker 1: I was a bit caught off guard by it because

2375
01:45:22,310 --> 01:45:25,610
Speaker 1: it's not a technique you ever did again or we

2376
01:45:25,670 --> 01:45:26,250
Speaker 1: ever did again.

2377
01:45:26,270 --> 01:45:29,530
Speaker 9: No, it was supposed to be you're all like me

2378
01:45:29,610 --> 01:45:32,460
Speaker 9: because I think the world is filled of I think

2379
01:45:32,479 --> 01:45:38,040
Speaker 9: it's very hard to be a single person and around

2380
01:45:38,160 --> 01:45:41,100
Speaker 9: married couples and happy couples that are bitching and moaning

2381
01:45:41,160 --> 01:45:45,229
Speaker 9: about whatever trivial thing is making their great coupleness hard.

2382
01:45:45,689 --> 01:45:48,309
Speaker 9: You know what I mean? And so it was definitely

2383
01:45:48,350 --> 01:45:50,750
Speaker 9: an effort to say, you're the only other time we

2384
01:45:50,790 --> 01:45:52,849
Speaker 9: did it. You guys might not remember is the dumbest

2385
01:45:52,870 --> 01:45:56,430
Speaker 9: joke ever. Cause we talked about spiking the lens was

2386
01:45:56,490 --> 01:45:59,689
Speaker 9: we did an episode in which You said, it doesn't

2387
01:45:59,710 --> 01:46:02,150
Speaker 9: really matter what you think. I'm really interested in what

2388
01:46:02,290 --> 01:46:03,810
Speaker 9: America thinks.

2389
01:46:03,930 --> 01:46:04,590
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.

2390
01:46:05,270 --> 01:46:07,530
Speaker 9: And you look directly at the camera, and then we

2391
01:46:07,570 --> 01:46:09,840
Speaker 9: revealed a tailor on the other side, an Italian guy

2392
01:46:09,860 --> 01:46:12,160
Speaker 9: that says, it's not America, it's Americone.

2393
01:46:12,460 --> 01:46:13,420
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's funny.

2394
01:46:15,640 --> 01:46:16,780
Speaker 9: But yes, you are correct.

2395
01:46:17,260 --> 01:46:20,150
Speaker 1: By the way, it's funny that Donald and I always

2396
01:46:20,200 --> 01:46:25,470
Speaker 1: reference Beverly Hills Cop. Eddie Murphy was there, yeah. There's

2397
01:46:25,510 --> 01:46:27,950
Speaker 1: a handful of times when Eddie Murphy looks directly into

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01:46:27,970 --> 01:46:30,070
Speaker 1: the lens, like, are you seeing this shit? And I

2399
01:46:30,110 --> 01:46:31,010
Speaker 1: think that happens in trading places.

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01:46:31,030 --> 01:46:32,170
Speaker 2: Well, not in Beverly Hills Cop.

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01:46:32,210 --> 01:46:33,750
Speaker 5: Trading places, yeah. I was about to say, it's not

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01:46:33,790 --> 01:46:37,810
Speaker 5: Beverly Hills Cop. It's trading places when the Mortimers say

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01:46:37,850 --> 01:46:42,429
Speaker 5: to him, it's pork bellies, which is used to make bacon,

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01:46:42,490 --> 01:46:45,570
Speaker 5: which you might find in a bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich.

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01:46:45,590 --> 01:46:48,309
Speaker 2: And Eddie Murphy looks at the camera like.

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01:46:48,410 --> 01:46:49,719
Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy does one of these, don't you?

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01:46:51,020 --> 01:46:52,650
Speaker 2: He looks at the camera like, what?

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01:46:53,490 --> 01:46:55,150
Speaker 1: Doesn't he do it in Beverly Hills Cop or no?

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01:46:55,490 --> 01:46:56,010
Speaker 3: No, no, no.

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01:46:56,050 --> 01:46:59,610
Speaker 5: Beverly Hills Cop is very much straight. He never breaks

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01:46:59,650 --> 01:47:02,080
Speaker 5: the fourth wall in Beverly Hills Cop, but he does

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01:47:02,100 --> 01:47:02,900
Speaker 5: it in training places.

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01:47:03,479 --> 01:47:06,960
Speaker 9: My favorite thing in the world is whenever you see

2414
01:47:07,020 --> 01:47:09,509
Speaker 9: a show or a movie that has a kid that

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01:47:09,590 --> 01:47:12,280
Speaker 9: is six or under. you just should go back and

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01:47:12,320 --> 01:47:14,019
Speaker 9: watch the scene to see how many times they stare

2417
01:47:14,060 --> 01:47:15,240
Speaker 9: directly at the camera. Cause they can't.

2418
01:47:15,300 --> 01:47:15,799
Speaker 2: Oh man.

2419
01:47:16,260 --> 01:47:20,240
Speaker 5: Ralphie at one point says the line that Cox is saying,

2420
01:47:20,640 --> 01:47:23,219
Speaker 5: he's saying it at the exact same time. He's mouthing

2421
01:47:23,260 --> 01:47:26,550
Speaker 5: the lines when you see, when you reveal him, it's,

2422
01:47:26,770 --> 01:47:27,740
Speaker 5: it's yeah.

2423
01:47:28,070 --> 01:47:28,910
Speaker 4: It's hilarious.

2424
01:47:29,470 --> 01:47:29,690
Speaker 9: Yeah.

2425
01:47:29,830 --> 01:47:32,229
Speaker 1: It's good with kids. In fact, someone told me, someone

2426
01:47:32,250 --> 01:47:35,990
Speaker 1: wrote on my social media, they wrote Zach, ever since you've, um, you,

2427
01:47:36,070 --> 01:47:39,070
Speaker 1: you described spiking the lens to me, you've ruined Degrassi

2428
01:47:39,110 --> 01:47:41,710
Speaker 1: high for me because the, the, the, They said the

2429
01:47:41,790 --> 01:47:45,250
Speaker 1: teen extras or the teen background performers are doing it nonstop.

2430
01:47:46,150 --> 01:47:48,230
Speaker 5: Yo, you want to see something really funny? One of

2431
01:47:48,270 --> 01:47:51,360
Speaker 5: the biggest stars in the world right now is Will Smith, right?

2432
01:47:51,780 --> 01:47:54,120
Speaker 5: Watch the first season of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

2433
01:47:54,540 --> 01:47:57,400
Speaker 5: He's mouthing everyone's lines.

2434
01:47:57,680 --> 01:47:58,000
Speaker 9: Really?

2435
01:47:58,020 --> 01:47:59,500
Speaker 2: You see him doing it.

2436
01:47:59,560 --> 01:48:03,750
Speaker 5: You see him saying everyone's lines while they're making the show, so.

2437
01:48:04,620 --> 01:48:06,340
Speaker 9: And if you go back and watch that, see if

2438
01:48:06,360 --> 01:48:09,500
Speaker 9: you can find Krista Miller playing a girl that Will

2439
01:48:09,520 --> 01:48:11,509
Speaker 9: Smith hits on and dances with.

2440
01:48:12,270 --> 01:48:14,010
Speaker 2: I can't wait. I'm going to look for that right now.

2441
01:48:14,450 --> 01:48:17,690
Speaker 5: As soon as this episode is done, I'm going to

2442
01:48:17,790 --> 01:48:20,120
Speaker 5: look and see when Will Smith....

2443
01:48:21,800 --> 01:48:23,100
Speaker 9: Hits it.

2444
01:48:23,820 --> 01:48:26,700
Speaker 1: I think it is done, Donald. We've done it. We've

2445
01:48:26,740 --> 01:48:29,870
Speaker 1: celebrated this really good episode. And I'm so glad you

2446
01:48:30,090 --> 01:48:33,650
Speaker 1: were here, Bill, because it wasn't just your average episode.

2447
01:48:33,689 --> 01:48:35,430
Speaker 1: It was a particularly good one, I think.

2448
01:48:36,160 --> 01:48:37,580
Speaker 9: Well, it means a lot to me not only to

2449
01:48:37,620 --> 01:48:40,320
Speaker 9: see you two, but to see Daniel and Joelle, who

2450
01:48:40,439 --> 01:48:43,400
Speaker 9: I come to enjoy spending time with. And I make

2451
01:48:43,479 --> 01:48:46,620
Speaker 9: all my stupid jokes because I wish that this was

2452
01:48:46,680 --> 01:48:48,939
Speaker 9: my podcast because I enjoy it. And I listen to

2453
01:48:48,960 --> 01:48:51,600
Speaker 9: it with my giant earphones at night every Tuesday and

2454
01:48:51,620 --> 01:48:54,050
Speaker 9: Thursday when it comes out. That's my going to bed thing.

2455
01:48:54,390 --> 01:48:56,550
Speaker 9: I miss you both. I love seeing Casey. I love

2456
01:48:56,570 --> 01:49:00,070
Speaker 9: seeing you four. I really appreciate getting to be involved

2457
01:49:00,090 --> 01:49:01,050
Speaker 9: in this occasionally, guys.

2458
01:49:02,229 --> 01:49:03,210
Speaker 4: Well, we love you.

2459
01:49:03,410 --> 01:49:04,290
Speaker 2: I love you, Bill.

2460
01:49:04,330 --> 01:49:05,090
Speaker 9: Daniel, thanks, brother.

2461
01:49:05,729 --> 01:49:07,710
Speaker 1: We love you, and we love all of you. Thank

2462
01:49:07,750 --> 01:49:10,910
Speaker 1: you so much for continuing to tune in. For those

2463
01:49:10,950 --> 01:49:13,470
Speaker 1: of you who were so interested in the merch and

2464
01:49:13,750 --> 01:49:17,110
Speaker 1: are pitching the funniest fucking ideas for merch I've ever seen,

2465
01:49:17,350 --> 01:49:19,190
Speaker 1: we will get to it. Donald and I are going

2466
01:49:19,229 --> 01:49:22,720
Speaker 1: to dedicate more bandwidth to putting up merch now that

2467
01:49:22,740 --> 01:49:23,400
Speaker 1: we know that y'all are.

2468
01:49:23,400 --> 01:49:24,140
Speaker 2: I'm going to be honest with you.

2469
01:49:24,360 --> 01:49:26,600
Speaker 5: I don't think that I can get— I don't think we

2470
01:49:26,640 --> 01:49:29,139
Speaker 5: can get iDocLeo on a shirt.

2471
01:49:30,700 --> 01:49:31,260
Speaker 9: That's dishy.

2472
01:49:31,770 --> 01:49:32,309
Speaker 3: But wait, wait.

2473
01:49:32,390 --> 01:49:36,110
Speaker 9: But if you love the 5678 Bill Lawrence thing, I

2474
01:49:36,130 --> 01:49:39,169
Speaker 9: want you to tweet Zach. Only Zach. Not Joel.

2475
01:49:39,590 --> 01:49:40,269
Speaker 2: Not Daniel.

2476
01:49:40,710 --> 01:49:41,410
Speaker 7: Not Donald.

2477
01:49:41,450 --> 01:49:44,190
Speaker 9: Not me. Just tweet Zach that you want it, and

2478
01:49:44,229 --> 01:49:46,700
Speaker 9: he's going to need to hear it a lot for him.

2479
01:49:46,540 --> 01:49:47,660
Speaker 1: To know that you wrote it. You know what I'm

2480
01:49:47,680 --> 01:49:49,559
Speaker 1: going to make? I'm going to make a t-shirt with

2481
01:49:49,740 --> 01:49:53,220
Speaker 1: Bill's face giant on it. And it's just going to

2482
01:49:53,240 --> 01:49:54,580
Speaker 1: say 5678 across the top of it.

2483
01:49:54,740 --> 01:49:58,430
Speaker 9: I already got some of those if anybody wants one.

2484
01:49:58,470 --> 01:49:59,790
Speaker 9: I make them in my garage.

2485
01:50:00,050 --> 01:50:01,090
Speaker 1: Bill's made some at home.

2486
01:50:01,820 --> 01:50:02,439
Speaker 3: He's got a press.

2487
01:50:03,360 --> 01:50:05,100
Speaker 1: Wait, there was something I wanted to say you just

2488
01:50:05,140 --> 01:50:09,400
Speaker 1: reminded me of. Oh, this girl on my Twitter, she

2489
01:50:10,060 --> 01:50:14,170
Speaker 1: sent me the funniest picture, Donald. It's Leo standing on

2490
01:50:14,210 --> 01:50:19,509
Speaker 1: a dock. And it's, I think it's from Great Gatsby.

2491
01:50:19,870 --> 01:50:21,490
Speaker 1: And he's at the end of his dock and there's

2492
01:50:21,510 --> 01:50:25,389
Speaker 1: a little rowboat. And this woman or young woman wrote,

2493
01:50:26,229 --> 01:50:28,000
Speaker 1: I wish I was good at Photoshop because I would

2494
01:50:28,040 --> 01:50:33,920
Speaker 1: put Donald in the rowboat. Someone please put Donald in

2495
01:50:33,939 --> 01:50:36,920
Speaker 1: the rowboat. That's good. Because then you can be docking Leo.

2496
01:50:38,550 --> 01:50:40,840
Speaker 2: Things that will never make it to a shirt.

2497
01:50:41,540 --> 01:50:45,479
Speaker 1: Okay. Well, if you're, if you're at home, you can

2498
01:50:45,520 --> 01:50:48,340
Speaker 1: make your own Donald docking Leo shirt. Thank you for

2499
01:50:48,360 --> 01:50:51,660
Speaker 1: tuning in. We really appreciate you. And Hey Bill, why

2500
01:50:51,689 --> 01:50:53,670
Speaker 1: don't we go out with another Charlotte Lawrence song? What's,

2501
01:50:53,810 --> 01:50:56,870
Speaker 1: what's your favorite song? That's not the one we, we

2502
01:50:56,910 --> 01:51:00,190
Speaker 1: played since we're limited, but we can celebrate your beautiful daughter.

2503
01:51:00,840 --> 01:51:03,340
Speaker 9: Well, look, hey, one of the cool things that Warner

2504
01:51:03,360 --> 01:51:06,840
Speaker 9: Atlantic is doing is that they released a children's album.

2505
01:51:07,020 --> 01:51:09,390
Speaker 9: My daughter did a song called Lavender's Blue on there.

2506
01:51:10,470 --> 01:51:12,830
Speaker 9: It's a bunch of huge recording artists that you will

2507
01:51:12,870 --> 01:51:17,490
Speaker 9: know doing kids' songs. It's at home with the kids.

2508
01:51:18,670 --> 01:51:21,610
Speaker 9: And all the proceeds, 100% of the proceeds go to

2509
01:51:21,650 --> 01:51:23,710
Speaker 9: Save the Children, which is doing amazing work in 100

2510
01:51:23,710 --> 01:51:27,330
Speaker 9: different countries worldwide. So this will be a little kid's lullaby,

2511
01:51:27,790 --> 01:51:31,750
Speaker 9: but it's called Lavender's Blue by Charlotte Lawrence, No Relation.

2512
01:51:32,290 --> 01:51:40,189
Speaker 7: Lavender's blue, dilly dilly, lavender's green. When I am king,

2513
01:51:40,270 --> 01:51:46,229
Speaker 7: dilly dilly, you shall be queen. Who told you so,

2514
01:51:46,270 --> 01:51:48,090
Speaker 7: dilly dilly, who.

2515
01:51:47,689 --> 01:51:49,309
Speaker 3: Told you so?

2516
01:51:50,260 --> 01:52:07,250
Speaker 7: Toss my own heart. dilly dilly set them to work

2517
01:52:08,260 --> 01:52:13,580
Speaker 7: some to the plow dilly dilly some to the fork

2518
01:52:14,260 --> 01:52:19,380
Speaker 7: some to make hay dilly dilly some to cut corn

2519
01:52:20,310 --> 01:52:33,939
Speaker 7: while you and I dilly dilly keep Lavender's green, dilly

2520
01:52:34,300 --> 01:52:36,760
Speaker 7: dilly Lavender's blue If.

2521
01:52:36,680 --> 01:53:05,080
Speaker 3: You I love to dance, dilly.

2522
01:53:04,760 --> 01:53:07,920
Speaker 8: Dilly, I love to sing.

2523
01:53:08,240 --> 01:53:14,019
Speaker 3: When I am queen, dilly dilly, you'll be my king.

2524
01:53:14,260 --> 01:53:19,280
Speaker 7: Who told me so, dilly dilly, who told me so

2525
01:53:20,520 --> 01:53:24,780
Speaker 7: I told myself, dilly dilly, I told myself