Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a gap gambling. There's something
Speaker 1: that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
Speaker 1: making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became
Speaker 1: consumed by it and now joined by bad Larry and
Speaker 1: Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick having a rotator
Speaker 1: cuff surgery. Larry. I know, I know, I know. That's
Speaker 1: one thing. That's one thing you could beat me and
Speaker 1: Dan you could throw a football a little further than
Speaker 1: I could. I'm damn, I'm giving you that one, I know,
Speaker 1: but it just feels like you're not giving it to me,
Speaker 1: like you're you're actually saying something in a negative way
Speaker 1: to make yourself look better. No, no, no, no, I
Speaker 1: would saying I've thrown some golf balls in the last
Speaker 1: couple of years, and the next day my arms hanging.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to know how your arms felt. I
Speaker 1: was concerned, Dan, why are you throwing golf balls? Um?
Speaker 1: Someone says you can't throw it a hundred yards and
Speaker 1: I just laughed at him. I guess, okay, yeah, Larry,
Speaker 1: maybe if you hit it with an aluminum baseball. Bad No, no, okay,
Speaker 1: let me let me vouche Larry. Let me let me
Speaker 1: bounce for Larry. Larry, it was a good baseball player. Okay,
Speaker 1: Just I'm letting you guys know, if you're placing a
Speaker 1: bet on bad Larry throwing a golf ball a hundred
Speaker 1: and twenty yards, my money would be on bad Larry.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. Whatever are you talking. I don't want
Speaker 1: you talk to like sixteen people have been on the
Speaker 1: wrong side of that that and I'm probably back then
Speaker 1: I would have had a late three to one. It's
Speaker 1: not that hard to do. Let's add to the list
Speaker 1: of complication. Do you guys want to put this on
Speaker 1: the bet series? Okay? I think I can. What's the
Speaker 1: line under? Okay, I mean I have to go under two?
Speaker 1: And what's the number I gotta throw? Now? Said it?
Speaker 1: I'm sixty five years old, But I didn't, Larry. You
Speaker 1: just said you threw it a hundred and twenty yards
Speaker 1: pin of high on the eight pole at some golf course.
Speaker 1: You just yeah, yeah, and not just once, Dan, But
Speaker 1: when when did you do it years ago? Well, you
Speaker 1: didn't say that I threw the football yesterday on this show.
Speaker 1: Is it so damn difficult? Now? Can you throw? Okay? Larry?
Speaker 1: Can you throw a golf ball a hundred yards right now?
Speaker 1: I doubt it? Well, then shot hurt? Why are we?
Speaker 1: Why are we talking about this? I threw the football yesterday,
Speaker 1: throwing a football yesterday, but I didn't bring it. I
Speaker 1: could throw it over well, okay, all right, nobody cares
Speaker 1: about I threw the football yesterday. I didn't warm up
Speaker 1: and probably threw it. I can throw it fifty yards now,
Speaker 1: Oh do you want to have him? Already? Did this
Speaker 1: outside the man cave? Because John Calipari. John Calipari said
Speaker 1: you can't throw it fifty yards? I said, John, I can. Okay,
Speaker 1: not pretty, but I did. Got there? Yeah, God, dealing
Speaker 1: was there that? You know? Tyler had to get like
Speaker 1: the longest tape measure ever out running across the I
Speaker 1: know this was that. No, No, it wasn't. It found
Speaker 1: it underhanded. It was a compliment for you. You were
Speaker 1: going to bring up what I did so you could
Speaker 1: talk about what you did forty years ago. Okay, in
Speaker 1: the Steinmel's house to go to the track. Nobody cares,
Speaker 1: nobody knows who. Okay, Okay, here we go. Let's let's
Speaker 1: recapp I apologize to those listening. Has nothing to do
Speaker 1: with anything. It was very entertaining for me. Dylan is
Speaker 1: up to units in the playoffs, Bad Larry is minus
Speaker 1: eight and Shay is up one unit. Last chance to
Speaker 1: know now you you have your last chance and a
Speaker 1: lot of prop bets here. Uh. Dylan, by the way,
Speaker 1: got a tattoo here in Scottsdale. I don't know if
Speaker 1: there was a line on that getting another tattoo, but
Speaker 1: the over it was I think it was, uh what
Speaker 1: one or a half half a tattoo and I took
Speaker 1: the over. Smart. Also, sweet little Mario got his first
Speaker 1: Mario got his tattoo. Okay. Recapping you had ufc ars
Speaker 1: Larry as U CF you did you win that bet?
Speaker 1: I actually lost that dwn okay? And then you have
Speaker 1: the Cornhill Finals? Did you win Cornhill Finals? No? So actually,
Speaker 1: in true fashion on the show, it's it's tomorrow, so
Speaker 1: I put the bet in last week thanks last weekend.
Speaker 1: So honestly a nice little surprise, okay, and I'm sure
Speaker 1: we'll be watching tomorrow. Bad Larry didn't have a good
Speaker 1: uh golf weekend at Pebble Beach. Uh, Shady doesn't look
Speaker 1: like did you have a good week at all with
Speaker 1: college bounsketball. No, I got smoked, Danny. Alright. Um, actually
Speaker 1: also Maverick. Maverick McNeely had to withdraw from the uh
Speaker 1: pro M, so he almost missed the cut. All right,
Speaker 1: can we start with the Bens this weekend? All right,
Speaker 1: here we go, Dylan. I'm gonna let you go first. Okay, Um,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm going five units Dan Chiefs money line.
Speaker 1: Just straight up, everyone and their mother likes the Eagles
Speaker 1: in the Super Bowl. Okay, research but not everybody, but okay,
Speaker 1: many people, Okay, a lot of people. Um, I'm going
Speaker 1: under fifty one. I just feel like under in the
Speaker 1: Super Bowl is a smart play. I feel like it's
Speaker 1: always a stinker. The under is gone eleven and eight
Speaker 1: in the last nineteen Super It's actually closer than I
Speaker 1: would have thought. But all right, Um, I have the
Speaker 1: four units in the coin to has to be Tales
Speaker 1: per fading Shay last week Tales ever fails, and then
Speaker 1: two units. Patrick Mahomes Super Bowl m v P plus
Speaker 1: one quarterbacks who have won MVPs thirty one out of
Speaker 1: fifty six Super Bowls. Yeah, I mean it's really just
Speaker 1: gonna pretty much be either him or Jalen hurds. Okay, um,
Speaker 1: and I'm putting one unit on. I'm gonna butcher this.
Speaker 1: Emir smith Mark said anytime touchdown score plus three thousand.
Speaker 1: I know. He was literally just the last guy on
Speaker 1: the list of touchdown scores with the longest odds. He's
Speaker 1: a return specialist, slash receiver. They picked up off like
Speaker 1: waivers like name. I figured, why not, it's a Super Bowl.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, thank you. Un what else do you have?
Speaker 1: I know you're just bullshitting, but um, Gatorade purple plus nine.
Speaker 1: We've got my purple crocs on right now. It's got
Speaker 1: to be purple. Um. Any kick to hit the upright
Speaker 1: or a crossbar plus four fifty. This would have been better.
Speaker 1: Actually if the Cowboys were playing in maher was kicking.
Speaker 1: But you can see I could see a joint happening
Speaker 1: at some point in the game. That's a shot at
Speaker 1: Shay right there with the cowboy. Yep, you talked about
Speaker 1: an octopus in the Super Bowl, of course. Um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that's the player scores a TD and then scores
Speaker 1: the two point conversion subsequently. Okay, and I actually I
Speaker 1: think Pauli actually said it's called an octopus because it's eight. No,
Speaker 1: I did was that you? Yeah? Okay? Then someone told me, yeah,
Speaker 1: I did, I told you, and then it was obviously
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, that makes perfect sense. Um. And
Speaker 1: then obviously to dan nerd um waste management open this weekend. Okay, yeah, um.
Speaker 1: So I'm taking there to be a hole and one
Speaker 1: on six team during the at any point during the
Speaker 1: tournament plus two hundred. Okay, and that's a wrap for me. Okay,
Speaker 1: hopefully makes some magic. Alright, Let's go to Shay Shay
Speaker 1: and Irving. He has a great podcast on his own
Speaker 1: called Shay and Irving wherever you get your podcast. All right, Shay,
Speaker 1: your bets are going to be what yeah, buckle and
Speaker 1: y'all bumble loss from the second half? Yes, plus one?
Speaker 1: Ten safety happens in the game, Yes plus ten forty
Speaker 1: Either team, wait, wait, will slow down so people can
Speaker 1: absorb this, Danny. They're gonna absorb it all day. Listen,
Speaker 1: either team kicks a walk off winning field goal plus
Speaker 1: a thousand. Okay, by the way, a safety hasn't occurred
Speaker 1: in eight Super Bowls. Okay, it happened when Kirk Warner
Speaker 1: played the Steelers. And I'll never not bet it, do
Speaker 1: you understand? Okay, so safety to be recorded, either team
Speaker 1: to kick a game winning field goal, Yeah yeah, that's one.
Speaker 1: And then first yeah, these are all one units until
Speaker 1: we get weird. The first team to enter the opponent's
Speaker 1: red zone Eagles minus one. First touchdown rushing plus one
Speaker 1: sixty longest third down conversion over twelve and a half yards,
Speaker 1: that's minus one tenth. And then what happens first a
Speaker 1: touchdown or a sack? The answer is sack minus one
Speaker 1: oh five. Kansas City's first play is a pass plus
Speaker 1: one ten a sign Reddick over point to five stacks.
Speaker 1: I'm stealing money here, Danny minus two units. Jalen Hurts
Speaker 1: m v P plus one thirty on the Phillies first
Speaker 1: drive of the game. Player to catch a pass Miles
Speaker 1: Stander plus Dick's fifty heads on the coin toss four units.
Speaker 1: Opening kitch kick touchback minus one sixty, and I got
Speaker 1: the over in the national anthem, Chris Stapleton come home, buddy. Wow. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's a lot. Okay, I'm gonna add more to Oh okay,
Speaker 1: what else do you got? Well, not yet, I mean
Speaker 1: I gotta go drink some of them. We're gonna get weird.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna add something. I'm gonna take Hassan Reddick under
Speaker 1: the corner of a sack? You would you would? Half? Okay? Yeah? Wait,
Speaker 1: what is it? A half a sack? Half a sack?
Speaker 1: Then it hits the over? Okay, so I'm going under it. Okay,
Speaker 1: you have bad Larry. Yeah, I just pulled over the
Speaker 1: side of the road. Here Dan, five units the Eagles?
Speaker 1: What is that line? Minus one or minus one and
Speaker 1: a half? One and a half? I thought we weren't allowed.
Speaker 1: I thought we weren't allowed to go over four? What's
Speaker 1: happened to? Now? What's that? It's always been five? I
Speaker 1: don't always been one head, five on head on head. Okay,
Speaker 1: you can do five, five units on heads, all right?
Speaker 1: So five years on the Eagles, five units on over
Speaker 1: the national anthem, And I want to know what numbers
Speaker 1: you're giving me country singers. It's gonna be like it's
Speaker 1: gonna be over by a mile by the way, Okay,
Speaker 1: the over? Okay, I got one nineteen and a half. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I might. I might have to just take the under
Speaker 1: if you two idiots have the over. Because Billy Joel
Speaker 1: had the shortest. That was one everything out, Dan were
Speaker 1: angles sing the national anthem? It's gonna be over. It's
Speaker 1: over by a mile. So you've got the over in
Speaker 1: the national anthem. Why are you fighting me? My job
Speaker 1: is just to be a moderator. Okay, I'll just tell
Speaker 1: trying to help you there, that song's gonna be over
Speaker 1: by I want to almost say fifteen seconds, but I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna say that. Okay, alright, So five units on
Speaker 1: the Western singer, that's what gives me the idea. Five
Speaker 1: units on the egos. What else do you have? Lair,
Speaker 1: five units over the national anthem, four units on the under,
Speaker 1: fifty or fifty one whatever, four units on that and
Speaker 1: I always bet heads, but I only gonna go three
Speaker 1: units on heads. Okay, now I got Now, I got
Speaker 1: two units on the under in the first quarter. I
Speaker 1: need to know what line you're nin on that nine
Speaker 1: and a half playing that to me, under for the
Speaker 1: game is fifty one and a half and the under
Speaker 1: for the first quarter is nine and a half. Anybody
Speaker 1: anybody know anything about math, and it's still under. But
Speaker 1: so two units on under for the first quarter, two
Speaker 1: units on over. J Allen Hurts rushing yards Okay, that's
Speaker 1: that's fifty and a half. Okay, two units on any
Speaker 1: time t D for Jalen Hurts and two units on
Speaker 1: any time t D for Travis Kelsey. What's the line
Speaker 1: of the hurt what's the line of the Hurts? Minus
Speaker 1: one fifteen? He's gone crumb. They're gonna do that scrumb
Speaker 1: for the one and get a touchdown off it. Hurt.
Speaker 1: Hold on, He's a rush for over fifty yards in
Speaker 1: a game seven times this season, in case you care,
Speaker 1: and the any time touchdown scores minus one fifteen as well. Okay,
Speaker 1: so and you got two times on any time for
Speaker 1: Kelsey and then I went three units on yes for
Speaker 1: Gronk to kick that field goal at half time? Oh wow,
Speaker 1: what line you give me? He's been practicing until like
Speaker 1: two months and he's thirty some years old. He's got
Speaker 1: to be able to kick a yard field goal. That's
Speaker 1: plus four fifty. I want to let me. Let me
Speaker 1: knock that down. Let me knock that down to one
Speaker 1: unit down. Wasn't he gonna like parachute in or some
Speaker 1: ship too? I don't know anything about it, um. I
Speaker 1: think Van Duel's running some kind of promotion on it
Speaker 1: and if he's been practicing, how can you not kick
Speaker 1: a yard field hole? I can't. Maybe that'll be where
Speaker 1: the donk comes from. He'll ring it off the uprights
Speaker 1: and I'll hit my bet. You guys, would that be
Speaker 1: a going if it's wrong? Okay, anything else bad, Larry
Speaker 1: that you would like to offer? They're there, they're my picks.
Speaker 1: A little research on these two. Uh shay, did you
Speaker 1: have anything else get? You said you wanted to get
Speaker 1: a little weird? Yeah, well, Danny, what day is today? Thursday?
Speaker 1: All right, Thursday. That's no big deal for me. Uh.
Speaker 1: The super Bowl is going to happen on a Sunday, right, yes, Okay,
Speaker 1: after church, after praying, after talking to God, I'll have
Speaker 1: more bets. Well, but we we can only take those
Speaker 1: bets for this podcast today. Well that's not fair. Ain't
Speaker 1: going to church today, Danny? We can, we can, we
Speaker 1: can put them out on social media. We should shoot
Speaker 1: you in the confessional making your picks now, just being
Speaker 1: in churn. I'm a Protestant. I'm a Protestant. Alright, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: there's a like are you going to church on Sunday?
Speaker 1: Absolutely that I didn't think you went. You sounded like
Speaker 1: that could be in doubt that you went to church. No,
Speaker 1: I definitely go to church. It's just a matter of
Speaker 1: what they let me in or not. I hold up
Speaker 1: taking the under But okay, you're going to Larry? Yeah,
Speaker 1: absolutely not for me. Okay, is there anything else that
Speaker 1: we could all? I will shay, there is no way
Speaker 1: you're going to heaven. I'll be selling air conditioning units
Speaker 1: in hell right next to Lucifer, Danny. Nobody off me.
Speaker 1: You are not going to heaven, and you know that
Speaker 1: that's your parties in hell anyways. Dylan, do you think
Speaker 1: you're going to heaven? Okay? Uh? God, Larry, do you
Speaker 1: think you're going to heaven? There is no heaven or hell.
Speaker 1: There's no afterlife. That's enough. That's enough. I'm not a
Speaker 1: part of this anymore. You started this Catholic which was
Speaker 1: Christmas and Easter only, but now I'm just never. I
Speaker 1: don't mean, it's not even worth going fun, have fun
Speaker 1: there up on burning? Burning? Huh Um. I will bet.
Speaker 1: I will bet a hundred to one that you're going
Speaker 1: to hell and burning. I'll do that right now. Maybe
Speaker 1: you could parlor all three of us. Oh, I know,
Speaker 1: I don't know if Bad Larry, if there is a Hell,
Speaker 1: I don't think he's going to Hell Purgatory bank. Where's
Speaker 1: he going then? Where's he going? Probably the track with
Speaker 1: his good friend Jack Steymels, or going up to Providence,
Speaker 1: or he's going to uh, some kind of regatta I
Speaker 1: think is what he's gonna. I'm going straight, damn straight
Speaker 1: to heaven. Well, he can't. He can't do what I
Speaker 1: do for my community. It's not even it's not even regatta,
Speaker 1: pumpkin regatta in the Lake of Fire. Have fun. Dylan
Speaker 1: just said that Bad Larry can't go to uh how
Speaker 1: he already lives in the Jersey Shore. I can't. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get you down here. Say I don't get you
Speaker 1: both down here. During the summer. I'll be there, Larry.
Speaker 1: See this, This is where it just gets tiring. Larry.
Speaker 1: Just you drag it out. Game. I'm not sure if
Speaker 1: I'm coming on Friday night now or Saturday morning. We're
Speaker 1: debating that right now. I'm not here. You guys can
Speaker 1: get tickets soft. The game was supposed to be two
Speaker 1: o'clock on Saturday. Now it's four thirty on Saturday. We
Speaker 1: don't know what I will be there. I'll be there.
Speaker 1: We're coming for you, Larry. I can't. I hope. I
Speaker 1: would love to see you, guys, that's honest. I would
Speaker 1: love you. There's no way, there's no way. You don't
Speaker 1: no no way they would go. But you'll get up
Speaker 1: there and that you got to go to the game.
Speaker 1: I'm absolutely probably they're bringing. They're bringing the fiftie anniversary
Speaker 1: of seventy three Team Dan. You remember that team. Oh god,
Speaker 1: everyone's coming back wild party. Okay, all right, well I
Speaker 1: don't know what we accomplished, but we're done. And uh,
Speaker 1: by the way, Shay and Irving has his own podcast.
Speaker 1: It's uh Shannon Irving. That's the title of the podcast.
Speaker 1: Wherever you get your podcast. So we were good. Anybody
Speaker 1: else want add anything? I got just got one thing
Speaker 1: for say say. I will text you the winners when
Speaker 1: we get to the track. Yeah, I need a track.
Speaker 1: I need a track. I need a track layer. I
Speaker 1: need it bad. I'll send you guys a picture on
Speaker 1: the on the screen. Good luck, good luck this weekend, everybody,
Speaker 1: and thanks for joining us on Dan Patrick Takes Gamble.
Speaker 1: Thanks ye