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Speaker 1: So yeah, maybe he should always do this. It's true.

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Speaker 1: The Jewels show on demand jebils dirty little Secret. It's

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Speaker 1: time for your dirty little secret. Remember text in four

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Speaker 1: one six one. If you have a secret to tell us,

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Speaker 1: you can tell us and then we'll tell everybody else.

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Speaker 1: Well you'll tell everybody else, but we'll never let anybody

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Speaker 1: know who you are. We keep everybody anonymous, so you

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Speaker 1: can say whatever you want to text us four one

431
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Speaker 1: six one if you have a dirty little secret. So

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Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret? Okay, Well, so lately at work,

433
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Speaker 1: I've been doing something okay to help out lesser fortunate,

434
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Speaker 1: but it could affect my job. Well that she sounds

435
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Speaker 1: pretty cool. They're less fortunate and stuff. So it's a

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Speaker 1: good thing but could also be a bad thing for you. Oh,

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Speaker 1: it could be a very bad thing for me. Well,

438
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Speaker 1: what do you do? You know how some people are

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Speaker 1: blessed and others are not so much blessed, Like with

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Speaker 1: what I'm talking Some people are more attractive than op Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's not so good looking people, and then there's good

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Speaker 1: looking people, and there's some there in the middle. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know, I feel like I range in the middle,

444
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Speaker 1: and then more tragic looking people, and then there's super

445
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Speaker 1: hot people. So there's all kinds. Yeah, oh baby, if

446
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Speaker 1: you in the middle, you ugly? Did you just call

447
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Speaker 1: jewel baby nice? So what do you do at work?

448
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Speaker 1: I to hope them out, you know, when they when

449
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Speaker 1: they come through. I work in retail, I give I

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Speaker 1: give a little a little ugly, a little discount for

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Speaker 1: them for people that are who a little discount? What what?

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Speaker 1: What does that mean? Let's see, if someone comes in

453
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Speaker 1: and they look like Ryan Gosling, I'll charge them full price.

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Speaker 1: But if someone comes in looking like Steve Bushemy, I

455
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Speaker 1: might charge them a little less. I don't even know

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Speaker 1: who that is. You know, if you saw him, he's

457
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Speaker 1: a character actor. By the way, it was a real

458
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Speaker 1: jerk to me one time. Anyway, really yeah, oh god, yeah,

459
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Speaker 1: I interviewed him and he did not like me at all.

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Speaker 1: But so you're saying that if somebody comes into your

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Speaker 1: store and you consider them ugly, you give them a discount. Yes,

462
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Speaker 1: their lives are already so hard. I don't want to

463
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Speaker 1: make it harder. When did you start giving this discount?

464
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Speaker 1: I started giving it as soon as I got the job.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, So you've potentially lost that business like

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Speaker 1: thousands of dollars. Maybe, I don't know. Yeah, this probably

467
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Speaker 1: lost a lot of money on the ugly discounts. So

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Speaker 1: what do you rate yourself on a scale of one

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Speaker 1: to ten? Oh, I'm hot. Okay, you wouldn't be giving

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Speaker 1: yourself a discount then, since that's your dear little secret,

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Speaker 1: that people come into the store who you think are ugly,

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Speaker 1: you give them a discount because their lives are tough. No,

473
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Speaker 1: I'd have one of my many lovers get it for me.

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Speaker 1: I'd have Santa get it for men, any lovers? All right?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, have you ever seen any of us

476
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Speaker 1: in the studio? Yes, would anyone in here be getting

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Speaker 1: a discount? Well, the only one that would have to

478
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Speaker 1: pay full price is Alex Oh all right, So me

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Speaker 1: and English Evan would get the ugly person discount. I'm

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Speaker 1: okay with that. Well, Evan's English accent might kick it

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Speaker 1: up a little bit. Okay, so I'd have to make

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Speaker 1: a decision there. But but Jubil, you get a discount.

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Speaker 1: I don't care what the reason is, an awful, faithful price.

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Speaker 1: I'm down. Well, thank you for your dirty little secret. Oh,

485
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Speaker 1: thank you for having me, and thank you for the show. Yeah. Thanks,

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Speaker 1: did Jewel show on demand? Welcome to the i n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: The news for Wednesday, March twenty twenty two. I'm Jewel

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Speaker 1: Fresh and its official stats have come out on how

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Speaker 1: many Americans support Will Smith slapping Chris Rock the Oscars

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Speaker 1: the other night. Yes, and the results could be a

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Speaker 1: slap in the face. I'll see what they are in

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Speaker 1: just a second. But first let's meet the idiots. I'm

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Speaker 1: Alex Fresh, and I'll give you guys one guest as

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Speaker 1: to which celebrity soccer mom bar herself a four hundred

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars Maybock minivan. Yeah. If you want to know

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Speaker 1: if your right stick around, because I have who coming

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Speaker 1: right up I'm English Evan, and if a tree foughts

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Speaker 1: in the forest, does it make a sound? More on

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Speaker 1: that coming up in my story. I'm Christian Gray Snow

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Speaker 1: and one man is writing an IOU for things that

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Speaker 1: we should be able to get for cheap as hell.

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Speaker 1: If you ask me, tell any more about that coming

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Speaker 1: up on my story. This coming up in my story,

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Speaker 1: all right, you know more about dozen just a second

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Speaker 1: before your first story of the day in the I

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Speaker 1: nd the idiot newsnightwork or the report the news. I

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Speaker 1: don't think there's a person on the planet right now

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Speaker 1: who doesn't know that Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at

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Speaker 1: the oscars. Are arguing about whether it was fake or real,

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Speaker 1: whether it was wrong or right. They just did a

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Speaker 1: poll and only three and five Americans think that Will

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Speaker 1: Smith was wrong. Whoa three and five. That's three out

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Speaker 1: of five. That's a pretty big percentage. I would have

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Speaker 1: thought higher, though. I brought this up yesterday to Alex.

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Speaker 1: We're talking, and I said, I thought it was fake.

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Speaker 1: Thought it was a weird thing to do. Also, though

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Speaker 1: if you think about it, it's pretty dope. Will Smith

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Speaker 1: is the only guy in history to show up to

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Speaker 1: the Oscars slap the host and then win Best Actor.

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Speaker 1: After the Oscars, there's videos of him dancing around like

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Speaker 1: just not a care in the world nothing. I'm like, well, okay,

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Speaker 1: then one of my childhood dreams was to win an Oscar,

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Speaker 1: but I wanted to be the only person to show

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Speaker 1: with the Oscars in a low rider, just bouncing, just

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Speaker 1: hood the Oscars. Will Smith did it, choked out too.

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Speaker 1: I love that. Will has been nominated three times over

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Speaker 1: the years for Academy Awards and one he finally won

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Speaker 1: and after punching someone in Poor Diane Warren has been

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Speaker 1: nominated like thirteen times, so she gets to watch a

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Speaker 1: man punch someone on TV and didn't win, and she's like,

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Speaker 1: I've been showing up for a decade and a half

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Speaker 1: and yet it's ranked. This is the i Ndian News Network.

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Speaker 1: Gradients aren't just send the news. They report far next

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Speaker 1: story the day. Let's send it on over to Alex Free.

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Speaker 1: She was on location none other than you know, kardash

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Speaker 1: Land with the Queen of America herself, Kimberly Kardashian, who

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Speaker 1: bought herself a four hundred thousand dollars minivan to haul

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Speaker 1: around her four hundred thousand kids. But the thing is stacked. Nevertheless,

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Speaker 1: really ugly. Still, minivans are so dope, especially I love it.

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Speaker 1: But when you're inside the one, though, they're amazing. Wait,

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Speaker 1: you just embarrassed where I do one? No, they're just ugly.

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Speaker 1: Like I just there's so many other options to get,

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Speaker 1: like a bigger vehicle. They're done a minivan, a comfort

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Speaker 1: of a minivan exactly. Yes, why he's the way, there's

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Speaker 1: nothing better than a good minivan. She could have done

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Speaker 1: it with an see can, really could. I didn't even

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Speaker 1: know Maybak made a minivan. That's another thing that is

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Speaker 1: so awesome to be that rich and famous. Will Smith

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Speaker 1: gets to show up to the Oscars, slap the host

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Speaker 1: and win Best Actor. She wants a minivan, but it's

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Speaker 1: a may Back minivan that nobody has customed. He's taking

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Speaker 1: a drink. I'll hold one's real. I got some water there.

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Speaker 1: What I was trying to say was pretty cool to

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Speaker 1: have a may Back minivan in my opinion, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: That's all I was sending him back to you. All right,

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Speaker 1: this is the I and the Idiot News Network, where

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Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news. For our next story,

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Speaker 1: of the day. Let's send it to English Heaven, who

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Speaker 1: is on location in a forest where there's trees. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I am with scientists in the forest who are dealing

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Speaker 1: with tree thoughts. This is not a slang term or

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Speaker 1: you from is him? These are literally foughts from tree.

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Speaker 1: What that word means? What faults? No? Oh, I just

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Speaker 1: like hearing him so fun. I know what that means.

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Speaker 1: That's why I included it in my story. Well, I

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Speaker 1: thought you followed, just took somebody else's words, was my world?

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Speaker 1: I even spelt right, it's just in on the I

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Speaker 1: the news? Slive Local Late Breaking seven knows the word

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Speaker 1: euphemism relations back to you. This is then the Indian

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Speaker 1: who's network where idiots aren't just in the news. Thank

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Speaker 1: you very much for that report, Evan, it was They're

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Speaker 1: very interesting. Thank you. Yes, no prophemism. Now, let's send

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Speaker 1: it on over to Christian Grace Snow, who's on location

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Speaker 1: where in Stafford County, Virginia with no euphemism. One man

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Speaker 1: in Stafford County, Virginia was filling up and he said,

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Speaker 1: you know what, I can't quite cover the cost of this.

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Speaker 1: She had a balance of three hundred and fifty dollars

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Speaker 1: worth of gas. He paid what he could. He's like,

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Speaker 1: you know what, I'll be right back to pay y'all back.

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Speaker 1: He didn't. I'm back. Later that day, he said. The

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Speaker 1: store called the one police and they're like, you know,

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Speaker 1: he left us with an IOU, but he hasn't quite

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Speaker 1: come back. Don't do that. He actually was able to

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Speaker 1: give an IOU at a season. I'm convinced Stafford County,

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Speaker 1: Virginia has one gas station alight. Sending it back to you,

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Speaker 1: but you very much. That was the i n N

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots are access in the news.

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Speaker 1: Remember you and probably a lot of clothes. Clothes for

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Speaker 1: the rearing throat clearing. We've got it, yes all. Remember

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Speaker 1: you follow us on social media at the Jewel Show,

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Speaker 1: follow all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I

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Speaker 1: met that Dres, I'm at Evan on the radio, and

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Speaker 1: I'm at Christian Gray Snow and your phone prank happens

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Speaker 1: every single hour on the twenties. Your next one is

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Speaker 1: Jewbil Phone Frank Day Mornings. That's twenties. Hello, Hi, this

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Speaker 1: is Jimmy birthday calling from Senior Living facility. Is this rodrigue? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: It is? Is everything? Okay? Can I hope he was

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Speaker 1: some as my mom? Okay? Um? Yeah, yeah, actually she is.

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Speaker 1: Your mom is actually one of our favorite tenants here,

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Speaker 1: and I'm just calling because you're the registered contact for her,

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Speaker 1: and I need to let you know about a little

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Speaker 1: development that happened here with your mom last night. That

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Speaker 1: don't sound good with me. A little development. Oh I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry if that sounded bad. It's not a bad thing

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Speaker 1: at all. But something did happen last night with your

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Speaker 1: mom and a few staff members here, and I have

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Speaker 1: to make sure that you're aware of it and that

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Speaker 1: you're okay with it. Hey, Jimmy, who really hard to

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Speaker 1: be patient with you? Right now? Okay? Can you please

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Speaker 1: tell me what is going on? One mom? Get to

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Speaker 1: the point. Okay, last night, your mom attended a little

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Speaker 1: party that we had in the cafeteria. A lot of

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Speaker 1: fun Okay and check this out. Okay, this is what

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Speaker 1: I was calling you about. What I need to alert

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Speaker 1: you to is that Charles and Sampson, two other staff

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Speaker 1: members here, they actually decided to motor boat your mom.

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Speaker 1: They did what what did you just say? I said

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Speaker 1: last night in the cafeteria. Two employees their names are

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Speaker 1: Charles and Sampson. They actually decided to motor boat your

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Speaker 1: mom right there in the cafeteria. Well, what is going

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Speaker 1: on up there? Man? It's disgusting, old man, you'll runna

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Speaker 1: returning home. Sir um, your mom is seventy five years old,

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Speaker 1: but also she's very active, and honestly, just because she's

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Speaker 1: a little up there in age doesn't mean that she

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Speaker 1: shouldn't enjoy a good motor boating from time to time. No, no, no,

632
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:55,400
Speaker 1: this is sick right now. I don't want to envision

633
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:58,240
Speaker 1: my mother's face when she gives motor boat. Okay, I

634
00:33:58,280 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 1: guess I can break the news to your mom that

635
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:01,680
Speaker 1: you can't go on the excursion. And you know, I

636
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 1: didn't expect you to be so upset, So I'll just

637
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 1: cancel her spot on the motor boat trip today. And

638
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 1: I am really very sorry for upsetting you. Hold on,

639
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:14,680
Speaker 1: hold on, man, hold on, like you really can't be

640
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:18,719
Speaker 1: this stupid, can't you like this has like you can't

641
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:21,719
Speaker 1: be this stupid? Well, I don't know if that was

642
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 1: very nice, Jimmy. Do you know at the term motor

643
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:26,840
Speaker 1: boat at me? Like you do you know at the

644
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:29,640
Speaker 1: term motor boat me? Well, yes, it means that she

645
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:32,839
Speaker 1: won the raffle to go on a motorboat excursion with

646
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 1: some of the other tenants here. Holy crap, Holy crap,

647
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 1: holy crap. And you are that stupid Jimmy. Will you

648
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:44,760
Speaker 1: put your face and in between some boots okay, okay,

649
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:47,239
Speaker 1: and you you move your face side and side of

650
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 1: you make a motor boat salle? That is motor boating. Jimmy,

651
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:56,960
Speaker 1: I have never heard that term before. Oh my gosh, him, Yes,

652
00:34:57,120 --> 00:35:00,400
Speaker 1: jim that's that's what That's what motor boating means. Oh my,

653
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:04,160
Speaker 1: my goodness. I have really got to pay attention to

654
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:07,200
Speaker 1: the things that I say. I you know what happened

655
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,319
Speaker 1: to a little while ago with Big Band Knight. I

656
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 1: called someone up and they got really upset at me,

657
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 1: and I didn't understand why. The same type of situation.

658
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:17,080
Speaker 1: It was Big Band Night, and I was I told

659
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:21,920
Speaker 1: them that their grandmother got a rusty trombone. Like yeah, yeah, Jimmy, Like,

660
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,719
Speaker 1: you gotta be careful, man, Like you just can't call

661
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:27,480
Speaker 1: somebody and tell them that they seventy five year old

662
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:31,680
Speaker 1: mom got motor boatd wow, lesson learned. Okay, so no,

663
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 1: that did not happen to your mother. Also, this is

664
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 1: a prank phone call. I should let you know that too.

665
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 1: Oh what, you're playing a prank phone call? I mean

666
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:42,880
Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a

667
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:45,239
Speaker 1: phone prank on you and your fiance. Vadra sets you up.

668
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:50,759
Speaker 1: Oh man, she said you're really protective with your mom

669
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:53,799
Speaker 1: and she lives in like a retirement facility, so I figure. Yeah.

670
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:56,879
Speaker 1: I mean you know what, though, just because they're old

671
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:58,759
Speaker 1: doesn't mean they can't enjoy a motor buddy from time

672
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:04,360
Speaker 1: to time. Then Jebel Show on Demand First Day follow

673
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:06,279
Speaker 1: Up Police is on the phone today for a first

674
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:08,719
Speaker 1: day follow up and she's not getting a callback from

675
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:11,719
Speaker 1: a dude named Max, and she thinks she knows why

676
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:13,440
Speaker 1: she's not getting a call back. We'll get to that

677
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:16,640
Speaker 1: in a second, but first, how long has it been

678
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:21,520
Speaker 1: since your date with Max? Hey, guys, so it's been

679
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 1: it's been like a month since I've talked with him.

680
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 1: I've texted him, I've called him. I've even reached out

681
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:31,359
Speaker 1: to his friends and like nothing, radio silence. You reached

682
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 1: out to his friends, Yeah, and he hasn't called me back.

683
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:36,880
Speaker 1: And it's weird because we were texting each other like

684
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,719
Speaker 1: all day, every day for a week. Did you meet

685
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:42,160
Speaker 1: his friends on the date? No? No, but like we're

686
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 1: we're like social media friends, you know, Like I just

687
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:48,120
Speaker 1: reached out to them on like Instagram and they didn't

688
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:51,279
Speaker 1: say anything back to you. No, Like they've just been

689
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:55,360
Speaker 1: like ignoring me. Okay, that might have been. That seems

690
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 1: like a little bit far to go, just a nortal

691
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:01,040
Speaker 1: stude because I really liked him, and you know, so

692
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:03,840
Speaker 1: nobody's gotten back to you, not his friends and his family,

693
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:08,719
Speaker 1: not him. Well I haven't contacted all right, we'll see

694
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:10,680
Speaker 1: if we figure out what you guys do for your date.

695
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:16,520
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, this is actually super embarrassing. I remember

696
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:20,440
Speaker 1: how the date started, but I have no idea how

697
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:24,359
Speaker 1: it ended. Oh so, in other words, either you got

698
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:28,400
Speaker 1: drunk or you just have a really bad memory. Yeah,

699
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:31,960
Speaker 1: I actually blacked out. Um, how do people block out

700
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 1: on a date, but I was nervous, nervous. How many

701
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 1: how many drinks does it take to block out? For you?

702
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:42,839
Speaker 1: I mean I just had a few margaritas. I could

703
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:47,440
Speaker 1: not think that I would get that wasted. What's a

704
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:53,240
Speaker 1: few fifteen? Okay, I honestly don't remember. But I wasn't

705
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:57,719
Speaker 1: like slamming margaritas. Okay, I'm just small. I don't know. Yeah,

706
00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:00,200
Speaker 1: I mean sometimes that happens. Like, you know, I don't

707
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:01,680
Speaker 1: drink like I used to, But when I used to

708
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:04,520
Speaker 1: drink a lot, you would actually not want to get drunk.

709
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:07,560
Speaker 1: But for some reason that night, like three gets you

710
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:10,440
Speaker 1: hammered and then you're blacked out. Except it sounds like

711
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:14,400
Speaker 1: you had more than three anyway, so you you blacked

712
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:16,279
Speaker 1: out and you don't remember the end of the date.

713
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 1: What do you remember? Um, not a whole lot. Just

714
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 1: like we made small talk and I thought he was

715
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:28,800
Speaker 1: like really cute, and that's about it. Do you remember

716
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:31,360
Speaker 1: how you got home? How the date ended? And it

717
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 1: is one of those times where you just kind of

718
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:34,720
Speaker 1: wake up and you're you're at home and you wonder

719
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:37,680
Speaker 1: how you got there. Yeah, I mean I was at home,

720
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:42,279
Speaker 1: thank god. I honestly don't remember how I got there,

721
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 1: but like, I woke up in my own bed, so

722
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:48,080
Speaker 1: I guess that's good. I used to black out and

723
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:49,920
Speaker 1: I woke up in my bed the next morning. I

724
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:53,719
Speaker 1: never blacked out, was a success. There's been a lot

725
00:38:53,719 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 1: of my life that I've been that's blacked out that

726
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:59,799
Speaker 1: I don't remember in many different places. Yeah, I have.

727
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,279
Speaker 1: Sometimes you just go to the spirit world for a

728
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:03,120
Speaker 1: little while, you travel, and then you come back and

729
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 1: you're like, well, if I don't remember it, it didn't happen,

730
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:08,920
Speaker 1: so it was embarrassing, it doesn't matter. But you're also like,

731
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:11,640
Speaker 1: what did happen last night? And you have to try

732
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:14,680
Speaker 1: to figure out how to retrace your steps. That's always

733
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 1: it after a blackout. It's retracing yourself. That's figuring it out.

734
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:22,399
Speaker 1: One time I lost I lost my credit card when

735
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:24,319
Speaker 1: I was really really drunk. One time, I'm blacked out

736
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,520
Speaker 1: right and I woke up the next morning, didn't know

737
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:28,200
Speaker 1: how I got home, none of it, and I had

738
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:29,960
Speaker 1: to find my credit card, but I didn't know where

739
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:33,000
Speaker 1: I went. Well, I was able to retrace my steps

740
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:36,359
Speaker 1: with fast food receipts because I went to a McDonald's

741
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 1: and I went to a taco bell and I and

742
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 1: they were all like on the same block, and so

743
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:44,799
Speaker 1: then I was like okay, boom boom, And then I

744
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:48,239
Speaker 1: was like, oh yeah, I was at this bar right

745
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:50,360
Speaker 1: after that and they had my ID, so I was

746
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:53,880
Speaker 1: able to do it that last. So it's possible. It

747
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:56,640
Speaker 1: is possible. But you so you don't remember your date?

748
00:39:56,680 --> 00:40:02,880
Speaker 1: Really you think you messed up because you I blacked out. Yeah, yeah,

749
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:05,360
Speaker 1: and I've only blacked out a couple of times in

750
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:08,959
Speaker 1: my life. But this was also like my first date

751
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 1: since I broke up with my eggs. Oh you know,

752
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 1: like I said, I was kind of nervous, but I

753
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:16,360
Speaker 1: honestly didn't think that just like a few more ratas

754
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:18,799
Speaker 1: would like take me out, like man, I mean, maybe

755
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:20,120
Speaker 1: it was just that you were, like you thought you

756
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:21,719
Speaker 1: were like a sloppy drunk or whatever. I'm in a

757
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 1: first date. That could be a turn off if you're

758
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:25,759
Speaker 1: you know, getting hammered like that, even if you meant

759
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:27,440
Speaker 1: to not get hammered like that. He assumed, be like,

760
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 1: whoa a little bit much, That's what I'm thinking of.

761
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,040
Speaker 1: Maybe he's just like not a big drinker and he's

762
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:35,920
Speaker 1: under the impression that I am, and I'm really not normally. Well,

763
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:37,600
Speaker 1: let's figure it out for you. Yeah, let's do it.

764
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:39,879
Speaker 1: We'll play a song, come back, and then call him

765
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:42,160
Speaker 1: and see if we can figure out what happened to

766
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:44,959
Speaker 1: the rest of your evening. Okay, thank you so much,

767
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 1: we'll do it. Next plays I'll come back and get

768
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:48,399
Speaker 1: your first date follow up after this. It's a jewel

769
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 1: show in the middle of your first date follow up

770
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:52,880
Speaker 1: if you're just joining us. Alisa is on the phone

771
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:55,080
Speaker 1: and she wants us to call a guy named Max.

772
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:57,600
Speaker 1: Max isn't calling her back after they went out on

773
00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:59,680
Speaker 1: the date. They went out on a date. They met

774
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:03,080
Speaker 1: up at a bar, and that's all she remembers. She

775
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 1: got drunk and blacked out and doesn't really remember the

776
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:07,920
Speaker 1: rest of the evening. She welcome next morning in her

777
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:10,839
Speaker 1: place and hasn't heard from Max since. She's also tried

778
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:13,560
Speaker 1: to reach out to Max's friends that she's found on

779
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:16,839
Speaker 1: social media, and they haven't said anything. She's pretty much

780
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:19,399
Speaker 1: done everything she can to try to track Max down.

781
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:21,400
Speaker 1: We're gonna see if we can get him on the

782
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:24,360
Speaker 1: phone and find out exactly what happened, because she doesn't

783
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:26,760
Speaker 1: even remember the end of her day. All right, Elise,

784
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:30,760
Speaker 1: you're ready. I'm really nervous, but yes, I'm ready. Okay,

785
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:45,600
Speaker 1: do it? Here we go. Hello, Hi, I speak to Max. Please.

786
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 1: This is Max. Hey, what's up Max? How are you?

787
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:51,360
Speaker 1: This is Jewil from The Jewel Show. And this is

788
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:54,000
Speaker 1: Alex from The Jewel Show. And this is producer Bennett

789
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:55,560
Speaker 1: from The Jewel Show. And The Jewel Show is a

790
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 1: radio show that you can find on your radio or

791
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:00,400
Speaker 1: in podcast form wherever you get your podcast, called The

792
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:06,160
Speaker 1: Jewels Show. All right, what's what's going on? We actually

793
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:08,440
Speaker 1: got an email about you from somebody who listens to

794
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 1: the show. Well, yeah, and so we wanted to call

795
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:13,359
Speaker 1: you because we do a segment called the First Date

796
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:14,839
Speaker 1: follow Up. It's where if you go on a date

797
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:17,120
Speaker 1: with someone and then end up ghosting them, they can

798
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 1: email us to get you on the phone and find

799
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 1: out what happened. And you have been ghosting a woman

800
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:29,760
Speaker 1: named Leise. Oh damn. Alice reached out to us because

801
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:31,919
Speaker 1: she wants to know why why you're not calling her back.

802
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:33,480
Speaker 1: We told her it was a little bit much that

803
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:35,239
Speaker 1: she reached out to your friends to try to find why,

804
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 1: to try to get a response from you. But anyway,

805
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:38,960
Speaker 1: she reached out to us, and now we're on the

806
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 1: phone with you because we want to know why you're

807
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:46,439
Speaker 1: not calling her back. Wow, how much time do you have? Yeah,

808
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,120
Speaker 1: that's good of a story. We got all day, so

809
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:54,600
Speaker 1: go for it. Okay. So this was literally probably one

810
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:59,480
Speaker 1: of the most traumatic nights of my life. Like, I'm

811
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:00,840
Speaker 1: not gonna lie you, I'm not gonna line you. I

812
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:06,560
Speaker 1: don't even want a girlfriend anymore. Might be gay? What happened?

813
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:11,360
Speaker 1: Buckle up, you're gonna find out. Um. So the date

814
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 1: started off pretty cool. We had a few margaritas this

815
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:18,319
Speaker 1: taco spot, and she literally went from zero to a

816
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:22,279
Speaker 1: thousand and what? Okay the world? I mean? She told

817
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:27,400
Speaker 1: us that she blocked out, But what did she do? Oh? Okay,

818
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:31,319
Speaker 1: so she's drinking. She starts talking about her ex and

819
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:36,320
Speaker 1: she would not stop. I realized, oh, you're you're drunk.

820
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 1: Oh she started talking about her ex. That's weird, Julie,

821
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:41,920
Speaker 1: you asked her. She started talking about her as like,

822
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:44,960
Speaker 1: what is the odds of that? Absolutely not, she said.

823
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 1: We talked to her about the date. She admitted that

824
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:49,160
Speaker 1: she got drunk, but she couldn't remember the rest of

825
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 1: the night. And I made a joke to her just

826
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:53,480
Speaker 1: a little while ago, and I said, do you think

827
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:54,960
Speaker 1: you could have got drunk and talked about your ex?

828
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:58,479
Speaker 1: And she was like, no way, completely over, no way.

829
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 1: So she she actually did that, oh oh constantly sobbing.

830
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:09,759
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was. It was that drunk. So when

831
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:11,799
Speaker 1: I realized that, I'm like, all right, I'm gonna stop

832
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:14,280
Speaker 1: buying her drinks. You know what, let's do some shots

833
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:19,919
Speaker 1: of water. So then this is what she does. I'm

834
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:22,920
Speaker 1: still shocked by this, so I let her know. I'm like,

835
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,800
Speaker 1: we're gonna let's just get some water, We'll get some sodas,

836
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 1: do whatever. She starts crying hysterically and asks other people

837
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:38,360
Speaker 1: at the bar to buy her drink. What ye sound time? Honestly,

838
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:42,000
Speaker 1: So this this guy comes up, because obviously in the

839
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:46,280
Speaker 1: Serengetti they looked for the week. He buys her a drink,

840
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:50,799
Speaker 1: and they suddenly both disappeared together, Like I had no

841
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:53,359
Speaker 1: idea where she went for an hour. That's not cool.

842
00:44:55,200 --> 00:45:00,640
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure she's got in the back. Did you

843
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:02,759
Speaker 1: see her after she left with that dude or went

844
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:05,839
Speaker 1: somewhere with them? Yeah, I saw her, Like she she

845
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:09,279
Speaker 1: showed up back. You stayed I would have dipped out.

846
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:11,879
Speaker 1: Oh I needed to see where this was gonna go. Yeah,

847
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:15,279
Speaker 1: I'm not that guy. I'm not gonna leave her like

848
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:17,520
Speaker 1: being that drunk. I'm like, all right, let me let

849
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:19,560
Speaker 1: me do it. And I kept looking around the bathroom

850
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:21,680
Speaker 1: just see, you know, where she is, what's going on.

851
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 1: So then she comes back out and I go, hey,

852
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:26,760
Speaker 1: let me let me take it home. She'd like, would

853
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:28,600
Speaker 1: you mind not taking me home? Can you just take

854
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:34,360
Speaker 1: me to my ex boyfriend's house? What? Oh my goodness,

855
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:37,560
Speaker 1: the audacity this is after hooking up in the bathroom,

856
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 1: you think with a random person who's not you, did

857
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:45,359
Speaker 1: you do it? Oh? Hell no? Did she go or

858
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 1: did she stay? I took her home. I took it

859
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:50,360
Speaker 1: to her house. I walked her inside, I hoped her

860
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:53,000
Speaker 1: roommate get her into bed, and then I left and

861
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:55,960
Speaker 1: never turned back. Oh my good Wow, this would be

862
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 1: something I tell everybody forever. Yeah, most people would have bounced.

863
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 1: It's pretty like it's it's very um gentlemanly of you

864
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 1: to stick around and make sure she was safe at least,

865
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:06,480
Speaker 1: that's I mean, that's cool of you to do that,

866
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 1: even with all that going on. And that's why I

867
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:10,640
Speaker 1: don't want to do something uncol to you, but I'm

868
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:12,840
Speaker 1: gonna do it anyway. And you know that she's actually

869
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:15,799
Speaker 1: on the phone listening and wants to talk to you. Oh,

870
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:22,800
Speaker 1: shut the hell up? She is, Oh man, okay kai Max.

871
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:29,359
Speaker 1: I'm so embarrassed. I I don't even know what to say.

872
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:32,120
Speaker 1: I might feel word that's not me, like, that's not

873
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:35,839
Speaker 1: what I normally do. Do you remember meeting another guy

874
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:37,799
Speaker 1: at the bar and disappearing with him for a little while.

875
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:41,239
Speaker 1: That didn't happen. I don't know it. Maybe you just

876
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:46,960
Speaker 1: speculated that. No, I did it, totally did No, it

877
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 1: was it was. It was awful. Probably the worst date

878
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:52,359
Speaker 1: I've ever had, hands down, and I've had a date

879
00:46:52,680 --> 00:47:00,080
Speaker 1: where we found out we were related. I agree it.

880
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:04,520
Speaker 1: It sounds like a complete nightmare. And I honestly didn't

881
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 1: even know what I was capable of all of that.

882
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:11,000
Speaker 1: I don't even know what to say. I mean, saying

883
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 1: I apologize for my behavior might be good. I'm sorry. Yes,

884
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:19,680
Speaker 1: I'm so so sorry that I acted like an ass

885
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:23,839
Speaker 1: and I would never do that again. I promise you.

886
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 1: Could you just could you please forgive me? Could you

887
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 1: give me another shot? Maybe I can forgive you. I

888
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:34,520
Speaker 1: can't be mad or annoyed forever. Now I'll officially ask

889
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 1: you would you like to go out with at least

890
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:39,200
Speaker 1: on another date. We will pay for it. You got

891
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:41,160
Speaker 1: some things you had to deal with before stepping back

892
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:43,160
Speaker 1: into the dating pool. I mean, we had a great

893
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:46,479
Speaker 1: time texting, and that was awesome, and I loved getting

894
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:49,319
Speaker 1: to know that girl. And had that girl showed up

895
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 1: at the date, You're damn right. In a heartbeat, I

896
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:54,919
Speaker 1: go out with her again. But that's not the girl

897
00:47:54,920 --> 00:48:00,200
Speaker 1: that showed up. Yeah, you're right. I maybe I'm not ready.

898
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:03,720
Speaker 1: I should go back out there yet. I don't know. Listen,

899
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:07,120
Speaker 1: you're right, you're not ready, and that's okay. The fact

900
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 1: that you are saying that that's great. That's only that's

901
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 1: only going to get better for you. Listen, I I

902
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:17,319
Speaker 1: like that person. I like you when you're being you.

903
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 1: So once you get you know, get your head back

904
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:22,840
Speaker 1: on and ready to get out there, give me a

905
00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:24,640
Speaker 1: call or call one of my friends. They'll know how

906
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:26,960
Speaker 1: to get a hold of me. I will gladly do that.

907
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:29,120
Speaker 1: You're right. I think I just need to take some

908
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:32,799
Speaker 1: time and when I'm ready. You will be the first

909
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 1: person that I reach out to. How long has it

910
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 1: been since you and your ex broke up? The one

911
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:40,320
Speaker 1: that you were crying about. It's been like two months? Okay?

912
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:43,960
Speaker 1: And how long were you guys together? We were together

913
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 1: for almost two years. That's a long time. Yeah, two

914
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:52,319
Speaker 1: months to get over that, you know. Yeah, maybe did

915
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 1: dip your toes in the dating pool instead of just

916
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:57,919
Speaker 1: see cannon balling right in right away? Yeah, I think

917
00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:00,880
Speaker 1: you guys are right. Oh, definitely work on myself for

918
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:03,640
Speaker 1: a little bit. Yeah, wrong with that. Yeah, good luck

919
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:08,280
Speaker 1: to you both. Thank you. The Jewels Show on demand

920
00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:19,800
Speaker 1: Jebils Dirty Little Secret Hello, Hello, Okay, what's up? Anonymous caller? Hello,

921
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:24,360
Speaker 1: how are you doing good? How are you doing? I'm okay.

922
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:27,279
Speaker 1: You got a dirty Little secret to tell us? I

923
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:31,799
Speaker 1: sure do. That's what we're here for. Okay. First of all,

924
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:35,759
Speaker 1: thank you, and I love you guys. We love you too. Yeah.

925
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:41,480
Speaker 1: Thanks one. Let's see how do I started? I joined

926
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 1: a website for people with Kinkston fetishes. Okay, I just

927
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:59,799
Speaker 1: that's the only one I know of I've heard of about. Yeah, no,

928
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:03,960
Speaker 1: that is it? Yep, And um, I've met multiple people

929
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:07,759
Speaker 1: I know. Don't judge me. No, judge. Do you want

930
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:09,520
Speaker 1: to get judge for that sort of thing? So you're good?

931
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 1: Maybe I am maybe. But the worst part is I

932
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:22,520
Speaker 1: broke up a marriage. Oh I know, how is there

933
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:27,799
Speaker 1: that your your fetish? That is not my fetish? I

934
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:33,600
Speaker 1: am a brat. I no one brat? A brat? Yeah?

935
00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:37,640
Speaker 1: Like like is that a thing? Is that like a

936
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 1: fetish on the thing? Or you're just calling yourself like

937
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:43,439
Speaker 1: I ruined a marriage. I'm such a brat. I it's

938
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:49,239
Speaker 1: the thing, Like it's amissive. I'm growing. Also, don't do

939
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:54,040
Speaker 1: that on the work WiFi. How did the marriage being

940
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:59,000
Speaker 1: ruined come about? Like? What happened? So he was on

941
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:02,880
Speaker 1: the way site and his wife didn't know. Well, he

942
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:04,920
Speaker 1: said they're on a rocky thing. He was gonna end

943
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:09,880
Speaker 1: in any way, we talked for a while, um, we

944
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:14,680
Speaker 1: met up once or twice, and then one day he's

945
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:18,839
Speaker 1: just like, um, I'm leaving my wife. I got us up,

946
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:22,160
Speaker 1: I got us a house, and I'm like, hell are

947
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:26,160
Speaker 1: you talking about? Yeah? I'm like I didn't even want

948
00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:28,080
Speaker 1: to be in a relationship with you. This is just

949
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:35,440
Speaker 1: for fun. Uh yeah? Did he give you the house

950
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:39,239
Speaker 1: at least? No? No, no, no, no. I broke it

951
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:41,640
Speaker 1: off completely. I think you should have taken the keys

952
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:46,680
Speaker 1: and then broke it off. No, that's just me. Dang,

953
00:51:46,719 --> 00:51:50,879
Speaker 1: that's crazy. I already I already feel guilty enough. Yeah,

954
00:51:51,239 --> 00:51:53,400
Speaker 1: well I just ended things. Have you met up with

955
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:58,759
Speaker 1: anyone ever like since that guy? Yeah? Two two more

956
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:03,200
Speaker 1: for you. Hey, it's producer Bannit popping in. Um. I

957
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:06,360
Speaker 1: think you shouldn't feel guilty for you. It's not your fault.

958
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:10,200
Speaker 1: It's obviously this guy's fault. The marriage was ruined before

959
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:16,200
Speaker 1: he even met you, So don't feel too guilty for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

960
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:18,879
Speaker 1: I don't know. I still check in from time to time.

961
00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:24,400
Speaker 1: We find out with him. Yeah, with him, why, I

962
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:26,640
Speaker 1: don't know, because we just got along so good, Like

963
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:31,080
Speaker 1: he's almost like a best friend now, So it's like

964
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:32,960
Speaker 1: almost had he not offered to buy you a house,

965
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:37,000
Speaker 1: things would have been perfect, right with all that commitment stuff,

966
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,400
Speaker 1: I guess all right. Well, yeah, thanks for telling us

967
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:44,480
Speaker 1: to do a little secret, you bratt. When the edible

968
00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:47,080
Speaker 1: kicks in, I did find out that that when the

969
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:49,520
Speaker 1: galaxy that you're in is towards the end of its life,

970
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:52,800
Speaker 1: which could be billions of years, that it explodes. Whoa

971
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:57,040
Speaker 1: show signed for Sounds Trendy, where we give you a

972
00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:58,880
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973
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:00,960
Speaker 1: just to basically go vira. And that's part of the

974
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Speaker 1: sound that we're gonna give you today. If you go

975
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:04,840
Speaker 1: to our Instagram at the Jewel Show, save the audio,

976
00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:07,120
Speaker 1: make a reel, tell your friends and family about it.

977
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 1: It'll be hilarious. There's a little more too that the

978
00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:14,760
Speaker 1: are you pooping that we did the other day. Are

979
00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:17,400
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980
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:19,920
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981
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:21,799
Speaker 1: This sound is on our Instagram right now, go to

982
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:23,759
Speaker 1: at the Jewel Show. Use this sound with a meme

983
00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:26,000
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984
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:27,560
Speaker 1: you use our sound that we give you in the

985
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:30,080
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986
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:33,319
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987
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988
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:37,640
Speaker 1: It is something that you could say when the edible

989
00:53:37,719 --> 00:53:39,759
Speaker 1: kicks in because it's this. I did find out that

990
00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:42,759
Speaker 1: that when the galaxy that you're in is towards the

991
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:44,479
Speaker 1: end of its life, which could be billions of years

992
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:46,919
Speaker 1: that it explodes. So I was looking for matcha tea

993
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:50,040
Speaker 1: on Amazon and then I saw black ant powder and

994
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:52,640
Speaker 1: I was like, you can drink ants, and it turns

995
00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:55,200
Speaker 1: out you can. And these ants aren't regular ants. They're

996
00:53:55,239 --> 00:53:58,400
Speaker 1: special ants shipped straight to your door from China. But

997
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 1: then estimated delivery was like in four weeks, so I

998
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:03,000
Speaker 1: didn't order him. Your arm hair and your leg hair,

999
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:05,080
Speaker 1: it only grows to a certain length and then it

1000
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:10,160
Speaker 1: stops growing. For you guys, The Jewels Show on demand me,

1001
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:12,239
Speaker 1: I just got out of prison, and look what I

1002
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:25,120
Speaker 1: can do. Oh whoa wow. I mean that's impressive, that's amazing.

1003
00:54:25,239 --> 00:54:27,640
Speaker 1: Whoa dude that just got out of prison? What's your name?

1004
00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:32,480
Speaker 1: Michael Man? Michael, It's The Jewel Show. And I guess

1005
00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:34,760
Speaker 1: when you said pick me, you mean you want English

1006
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:37,240
Speaker 1: Evans job. He's quitting and leaving the show. He announced

1007
00:54:37,239 --> 00:54:38,840
Speaker 1: that a while back. We're telling people, send us a

1008
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:41,440
Speaker 1: video on Instagram, TikTok whatever of why you should have

1009
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:43,719
Speaker 1: English Evan's job. But obviously you've been in prison, so

1010
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:50,600
Speaker 1: you might not have known that. He say, but can

1011
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:55,000
Speaker 1: he be second? I mean, I'm really pretty much ready

1012
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,200
Speaker 1: to hire you. On the spot. I mean I was

1013
00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:58,080
Speaker 1: gonna say I want a girl, like I really want

1014
00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:02,959
Speaker 1: a girl. You got all kinds of things with Michael here.

1015
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:08,520
Speaker 1: Sorry not sorry? So do I get the job? I

1016
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:17,439
Speaker 1: mean you're our first interview. You gotta go apply. Yeah, ly,

1017
00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:22,960
Speaker 1: I want to meet you very well. You haven't heard

1018
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:24,480
Speaker 1: why he's been to prison yet. Are you sure you

1019
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:26,879
Speaker 1: want to meet him? It's good. That's the only thing

1020
00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:30,799
Speaker 1: on my mind. I can't talk about it. I just

1021
00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:32,960
Speaker 1: have one question. When you submit your video applying for

1022
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,560
Speaker 1: a job on the air with The Jewel Show. This

1023
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:37,280
Speaker 1: is Christian the digital producer here. I'm obviously the social

1024
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:39,719
Speaker 1: media guy. Where are you sending it? Is this TikTok Instagram?

1025
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:42,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do a video for you guys. Somebody see

1026
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:44,040
Speaker 1: what I have, what I look like? Okay, I have

1027
00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:47,880
Speaker 1: a friend of mine who as camp order, So go

1028
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:49,879
Speaker 1: over to your buddy's house with the camp quarterer. Send

1029
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:52,640
Speaker 1: us a video any way you can get it to us.

1030
00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:59,680
Speaker 1: The competition for the job is very tough right now. Seriously, though,

1031
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:03,440
Speaker 1: hit us up wherever you can connect with us Instagram, Twitter, Facebook.

1032
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:07,160
Speaker 1: You're probably not getting hired for English Evans job on

1033
00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:09,359
Speaker 1: the show. If you send us a Facebook that's an

1034
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:13,160
Speaker 1: old no. Yeah, we're not in the marketplace. Yeah, I mean,

1035
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:18,000
Speaker 1: why don't go to my space? Yeah, classmates, even Instagram,

1036
00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:20,640
Speaker 1: TikTok whatever, send us a video of why you think

1037
00:56:20,719 --> 00:56:23,440
Speaker 1: you should be on the show and fill English Evans

1038
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:25,919
Speaker 1: job when he actually does leave the show for good.

1039
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:29,879
Speaker 1: Producer Bennett Popping, Um, I have a question. Yeah, yeah, yes,

1040
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:33,400
Speaker 1: can I have English Evans shop? That is a good question.

1041
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:35,360
Speaker 1: You want to do it English Evans? Yeah, yeah, I

1042
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:37,560
Speaker 1: want to s his spot. All right. I didn't know

1043
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:40,359
Speaker 1: you were interested in the job. Oh yeah, I'm interested

1044
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:42,080
Speaker 1: for sure. I think I could do it a little.

1045
00:56:42,239 --> 00:56:44,759
Speaker 1: I think I'll be better. Okay, I am right here

1046
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Speaker 1: as well. That's okay. I agree with you, Bennett. Actually,

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Speaker 1: I mean exactly like I'm not here listening. Kind of

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Speaker 1: weird normally, Bennett, you have these kind of conversations behind

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Speaker 1: the person's back, like somebody has to fill the chair. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it would be nice, actually if you did go behind

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00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:07,759
Speaker 1: my back in this occasion, not like in my why

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Speaker 1: because it's weird. He's like, I'm not here. It's just

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00:57:10,719 --> 00:57:15,920
Speaker 1: like an upgrade, right, upgrade. It's definitely upgrade. All right,

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Speaker 1: we'll pitch us. Okay, hold on, you took it like that.

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Speaker 1: I know, I was talking about finished job. We hire

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Speaker 1: with it, you know, like you get whatever. It's called

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00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:26,720
Speaker 1: a promotion to a different job. So you took it

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Speaker 1: that way of and sorry, you look at yourself like that.

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Speaker 1: It would be a promotion for you, Bennett. We want

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Speaker 1: listeners to submit, so you'd have to compete with them

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Speaker 1: in Galisha, Evan, didn't they just like give you the position?

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Speaker 1: You were just here actually not about it. He was

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00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:44,280
Speaker 1: handed it twice twice because he was gonna get fired

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Speaker 1: from the show. He was about to be fired from

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Speaker 1: sales here at the station. But then they're like, here,

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Speaker 1: you're actually kind of funny, so here try this position now.

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Speaker 1: So you got a job for you got the position

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Speaker 1: for being fired because I got the position you fired.

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Speaker 1: He has the audacity just quit. Why is this toting

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm working hard. Basically he got the job for

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Speaker 1: being fired. I'm next to you saying so basically, you

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Speaker 1: English even you got the job for being fired. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: sound better now the English Evan is leaving. We're offering

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Speaker 1: the job to anybody. Really, send us a video hit

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Speaker 1: us up on Instagram, TikTok, whatever, of why you should

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Speaker 1: have English Evan's job, and maybe you'll get hired. Ben At,

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Speaker 1: our producer just popped on to say that he wants

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Speaker 1: the job. We haven't talked about this offer at all,

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Speaker 1: so you're just you chose now to do it. We're

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Speaker 1: just fine. I really want the position, and chu bowl,

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Speaker 1: alex I would be very thankful for the position. I mean,

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Speaker 1: he's walking out the door. I'm here. My name, you

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Speaker 1: can use my name, Bennet, I'm next to you. Look

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Speaker 1: how Rudy is just interrupting this interview, Evan. This is

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Speaker 1: an interview Evan plays. You can make a video and

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Speaker 1: sub minute minute. Of course, you're you're eligible for the job. Okay, yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: since we offered it to anybody, you can send a video.

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Speaker 1: Hit us up on TikTok, Instagram, whatever, send us a

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Speaker 1: video of why you think you should having Chevin's job,

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Speaker 1: and then we have to make you do the same

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Speaker 1: two Bennett, So I'm gonna make a video. I can

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Speaker 1: make you a video, for sure, what kind of video?

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Speaker 1: I got plenty of those, But honestly, Jewel alex Um.

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Speaker 1: After he leaves, he usually leaves early. We have a conversation,

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Speaker 1: like a real conversation right here. All right, we'll handle

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Speaker 1: the rest off there. Your phone Frank happens every single

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Speaker 1: hour on the twenties. Submit a video if you want

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Speaker 1: Evan's job and your phone Frank is coming up in

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Speaker 1: just a few minutes. It's a Jewel Show. The Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show on Demand.