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Speaker 1: It's another Juba on the twenties. I'm hello, Yeah, it's Christian.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Who is this? I was your waiter the

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Speaker 1: other night at a restaurant? Okay, don't you think you

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Speaker 1: have some explaining to do? Um? You wait a minute

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Speaker 1: from you know what? Are you the manager or I

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Speaker 1: was your waiter? Waiter? Are you telling me you don't

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Speaker 1: even remember me by? I'm sorry? Is it? I didn't realize.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't expecting a follow up call or anything. I'm

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Speaker 1: a food and everything was fine. I didn't remember leaving

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Speaker 1: a complaint. But what can I do for you? This

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Speaker 1: isn't a follow up call to check on your meal

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Speaker 1: or anything. It's just a follow up call to tell

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Speaker 1: you that you're right. Okay, don't you have anything to

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Speaker 1: say for yourself? Not really? So why don't you tell

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Speaker 1: me what's bugging you. I'll tell you exactly what's bothering me.

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Speaker 1: You're there, you're eating, you're having a good time with

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Speaker 1: your girlfriend or whoever the skank was that you're with.

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Speaker 1: And then I drop off the check, you pay the bill,

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Speaker 1: I get it after you leave, and lo and behold,

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Speaker 1: I see that you left me sixteen percent. M Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's customary in this country to tip over twenty percent.

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Speaker 1: You realize that, right you're calling me over four Are

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Speaker 1: you serious? Yeah? I am, because I didn't want to

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Speaker 1: be service. I deserve to be paid that money. First

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Speaker 1: of all, sixteen percent is actually a decent tip, and

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Speaker 1: you don't call people over four percent. This phone call

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Speaker 1: is going to cost you more than the extra tip

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Speaker 1: would have been. Let me ask you that check out

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Speaker 1: complete moron. So I'm just gonna hang up right now.

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Speaker 1: You won't even have a job by tonight. By the way,

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Speaker 1: I just really this isn't even about the tip. I

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Speaker 1: just think that you're fat. My friends and I were

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Speaker 1: just joking about how much you eh, So I'll just

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Speaker 1: call him tell you that maybe maybe maybe not trying

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Speaker 1: not to be stuff fat next time? Are you serious? Really? Like?

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Speaker 1: Who do you think? Not only that, but you're a

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Speaker 1: terrible dresser? Horrible dresser? Yeah? Really, you don't know about

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Speaker 1: a fashion Yeah you know what? You don't know about anything.

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Speaker 1: And I'm gonna call your manager right now, goodbye. You

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Speaker 1: know what, you're about to lose your job. I at

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Speaker 1: your manager's remember right here in my hand. You're lucky

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Speaker 1: that I didn't see the tip until you laugh, because

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Speaker 1: I would. I would have come with you on a

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Speaker 1: march up to you to smack your little white hot mouth.

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Speaker 1: You would have my mouth. I would have smacked you

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Speaker 1: on both sides of your cheek and then I would

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Speaker 1: have given you a big pack. And how big I am? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I've seen how big you are, and I like I

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Speaker 1: could rob you with my pinky. I would have gladly

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Speaker 1: be out of you, you big scary man. You dropped

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Speaker 1: me and then you fall right back on top of me,

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Speaker 1: and that's what I would like. Oh yeah, you'd like that?

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Speaker 1: Would I'm gonna grab you by the air and I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna say come with me, and I'm gonna take into

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Speaker 1: my room. I'm gonna give you a big kiss on

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Speaker 1: that wet mouth ears. What the hell's the matter with you? Man?

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jubil from Brook and Jewel in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm moved nighty two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. What it's a joke, man, Your girlfriend Nanna

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Speaker 1: set you up. She says that you were We just

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Speaker 1: did this in front of a whole bunch of tea. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she says, you're being hit on by a waiter the

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Speaker 1: other night and it made you uncomfortable. Okay, then, well

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Speaker 1: I guess that just happened. I'm still gonna grab you

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Speaker 1: by ear and kiss your little mouth. Yeah, okay, enough.

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Speaker 1: The week of every morning with Jubil phone taps weekday

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Speaker 1: point five