Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Pope
Speaker 1: Trendonardo aka Pope Trendo Trendo Trendo aka America trend Pope.
Speaker 2: Wow, look at look at us. We fucking did it.
Speaker 2: We fucking I mean, because it's so funny. You read
Speaker 2: something we read so many articles about. It's like, where
Speaker 2: where does the Catholic Church like need to make gains?
Speaker 2: And they're like, in America, it's contracting, and maybe they're like,
Speaker 2: maybe this will help, Maybe this will help. Yeah, maybe
Speaker 2: maybe if you if you really wanted to help, you
Speaker 2: would have you know who you would have made pope
Speaker 2: And we already told you that with our Ai slop
Speaker 2: who you should have made Pope Lebron James Lebron mm
Speaker 2: hmmm honestly, yeah, if you can just do anything. Lebron
Speaker 2: sounds like a pope's name, Pope Lebron. Yeah, fourth, Yeah,
Speaker 2: Pope Leonardo, the Leo, the Fourth. A lot of people
Speaker 2: had that idea before, so starting things off on a
Speaker 2: very unoriginal front. Yeah, the big big thing because Americans
Speaker 2: are into college sports and Villanova villain. Yo, new Pope
Speaker 2: just dropped, He's from Nova. If you fuck with the
Speaker 2: Philadelphia area, bro, Like we know about Nova. My friend Chris,
Speaker 2: you know, Philly fan, Philly based all his like relatives
Speaker 2: went to Nova. Yeh, he's like, bro, but he's like
Speaker 2: between the Nova Knicks and the Pope, He's like, we're
Speaker 2: eating Bro, I know, for really eating. I was like,
Speaker 2: you're right. Shout out Villanova shot Wildcats. Shout out to.
Speaker 2: Villanova is a college in the Philadelphia area that's one
Speaker 2: a couple of basketball titles recently, and they're they have
Speaker 2: a thing happening with the Knicks right now where like
Speaker 2: all of the player, like a bunch of the best
Speaker 2: players on the team played together in college, which like
Speaker 2: doesn't happen. And then they just got a dang Pope
Speaker 2: just got everything's coming up Philadelphia, Everything's coming up Nova.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, man, good for them. What's up with this point?
Speaker 2: He's from Where's he? He's from Chicago, born in Chicago.
Speaker 2: It's a Chicago guy going to Villanova for It's got
Speaker 2: things to hide. His real name Robert Pravo. Is that
Speaker 2: how it's pronounced Pravo? Isn't that how they pronounced? Like
Speaker 2: the tour buses prevost those buses. I've never pronounced that before,
Speaker 2: but you know you've seen a R E V O
Speaker 2: S T. Whatever it is. Pre vost pray vo, let
Speaker 2: us pray though, Let us pray though. I like my
Speaker 2: ship with Chunky prey Go. His name is Cardinal Pravo. Wow.
Speaker 2: He was born in chic k go. Okay, okay, and
Speaker 2: now I'm on a roll. Okay, now you can't stop
Speaker 2: talking in rhyme. It's a first ever American pope. This
Speaker 2: was as a young Catholic boy, I was like, but
Speaker 2: why is the pope not? I think it was like
Speaker 2: the first time that I was like, wait, America is
Speaker 2: like not not the only country. Yeah, it's not the
Speaker 2: center of the world. I remember being blown away because
Speaker 2: wasn't John Paul Polish? Yeah, And I was like, how
Speaker 2: how do you do? Is that a thing? Like the
Speaker 2: people the first racest jokes? We all hear, Yeah that guy.
Speaker 2: How many light bulbs can he screw in or not? Yeah?
Speaker 2: But uh this is this was a shocker. I got
Speaker 2: I gotta say, Uh, so he's just some dude from Chicago.
Speaker 2: He was an American cardinal, just some guy from Chicago. Yeah,
Speaker 2: just a perfect eighties comedy yeah, King Ralph style. So
Speaker 2: apparently having an American pope was considered taboo before. It's
Speaker 2: very taboo because given the geopolitical power already wielded by
Speaker 2: the United States, you would think maybe, uh, to take
Speaker 2: a step of that, what's left of maybe an alternate
Speaker 2: source of power. The two most powerful people in the
Speaker 2: world now are both American President of the US. Like
Speaker 2: any good American Catholic person within the structure of the
Speaker 2: Catholic Church, has he also helped cover up sexual abuse.
Speaker 2: He's been accused of it. Miles and the people who
Speaker 2: accused of covering up cases. Wow, I mean, you know,
Speaker 2: it seems like a lot of like, let's see where
Speaker 2: this investigation goes type thing and then like moving move.
Speaker 2: I don't know if he was doing the three card
Speaker 2: Monty thing that they do with the sex preads, but
Speaker 2: the sex crims. But yeah, obviously you know that's not great. Also,
Speaker 2: and you're not gonna believe this, but has said some
Speaker 2: less than progressive things about same sex marriage in the past.
Speaker 2: So hey, look again, that's the Catholic Church for you,
Speaker 2: I know, but for a pope, for a pope, he's
Speaker 2: on the progressive side of the Leger. He he was
Speaker 2: a Francis guy. The so woke pope like kind of
Speaker 2: brought him up, blessed him with what is what is
Speaker 2: considered to be one of the most powerful jobs in Catholicism,
Speaker 2: which is like he names the bishops. I don't think
Speaker 2: he like named. He's not like your ted, but like
Speaker 2: he did, he determines who gets to be bishop, which
Speaker 2: is he's like the bishop shot caller, Bishop shot caller, wow, wow,
Speaker 2: which is not the cardinal. At first, I was like,
Speaker 2: that seems like a real conflict of interest that he
Speaker 2: like named all the people who voted him to be pope,
Speaker 2: but those are cardinals, and that's different. Bishop's higher or lower.
Speaker 2: I think bishop's lower, right, the cardinal is like, because
Speaker 2: you know who the cardinal is of your city, like
Speaker 2: Cardinal Roger Moel. Yeah, they always shout him at LA
Speaker 2: who is like the big cardinal area. I think it
Speaker 2: was O'Hara was maybe his last name? Okay, sure, Cardinal
Speaker 2: Bishop O'Hara. Uh that that could be wrong. That might
Speaker 2: just be the name of a of a high school
Speaker 2: that is a high school in Philly. That might be Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I was, I was. I was asleep at that point
Speaker 2: in the mass, I guess, but anyway, he was like
Speaker 2: the big archbishop. Oh, he was the Archbishop John Francis O'Hara,
Speaker 2: the Archbishop of Philadelphia. I was thinking of the school
Speaker 2: I was there. My parents are not gonna be happy there.
Speaker 2: They just listened for the occasional times that Catholicism comes
Speaker 2: up to see if I know what I'm talking about,
Speaker 2: straight up heresy and it and also with you they
Speaker 2: they do appreciate when I when I say that, and
Speaker 2: with your spirit. Maybe less about the saviors downstairs when
Speaker 2: you guys do talk about the church. I'm just saying
Speaker 2: they would have given him a big one. Yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 2: he spent a lot of time in Peru supporting Venezuelan immigrants.
Speaker 2: Seems very quick pro immigrant, very quick. Right, this is
Speaker 2: day two. I don't know. I don't know. I just
Speaker 2: don't even know what the norm is like. Is it
Speaker 2: usually a knockout dragon day? I think it usually takes
Speaker 2: a little bit longer. I think we uh, you know,
Speaker 2: some some of the people who were like on the
Speaker 2: short list, according to the media, were like much more
Speaker 2: conservative than this person. So I guess in that respect
Speaker 2: we dodged a papal bullet. Papal bull whatever. I don't know.
Speaker 2: There's a wordplay there that Miles just blessed that joke
Speaker 2: with his hand. I have to anyway, that's and that's
Speaker 2: all the Pope news that fit to print, as far
Speaker 2: as I can tell any too much. Sorry about that,
Speaker 2: Sorry about sorry about all. He's got glasses, I don't know. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: good for him? All right? What's Bill Gates getting up to?
Speaker 2: He just he's he's trending because he's basically said, I'm
Speaker 2: giving all my money away for the next twenty years
Speaker 2: being I'm gonna do the good billionaire thing and give
Speaker 2: away over you know, his more than two hundred billion
Speaker 2: dollars on quote global health, development and education, so basically
Speaker 2: in twenty years. It will close its stores in twenty
Speaker 2: forty five. And I think, I don't know, part of
Speaker 2: it is like he I think he's the way that
Speaker 2: I've seen this rolled out. He has a lot to
Speaker 2: say about Elon Musk, which you should you're a millionaire problem, okay,
Speaker 2: But he's like, I feel like part of me is like,
Speaker 2: are you saying this to juxtapose yourself as a billionaire,
Speaker 2: to be like, I'm not one of the bad ones.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm a billionaire. By default, I am bad,
Speaker 2: but I'm not the bad because look at what Elon's doing.
Speaker 2: He said, Uh, he was accusing him of quote, killing
Speaker 2: the world's poorest children. I mean, that's facts, facts, So
Speaker 2: I'm not going to be like, all right, Bill, wait
Speaker 2: a dunk on him. But then he also goes on
Speaker 2: to say, uh, you know that like he would, I'd
Speaker 2: love for him to go in and meet the children
Speaker 2: that have now been infected with HIV because he cut
Speaker 2: that money. When you know Bill Gates, he's it seems
Speaker 2: pretty consistent in terms of like trying to make the
Speaker 2: world better. Now, how effective that is, I'm not I'm
Speaker 2: not the best person to sort of gauge how effective
Speaker 2: is philanthropy is, but they clearly do stuff. And I'm
Speaker 2: glad to hear that. Someone's like and I'm fuck it,
Speaker 2: I'm giving it all away. Because he did say my
Speaker 2: kids ain't getting this shit. He did, Yeah, I think
Speaker 2: they're getting like, yeah, some they're manner of fifty million
Speaker 2: something yeah, yeah, they're only getting fifty million yeah and
Speaker 2: the yeah, I guess usually these things like the Gates
Speaker 2: Foundation are like the Clinton whatever, like they just become
Speaker 2: like wealth funds. And they're like invested and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: So the idea of like setting a end date where
Speaker 2: they're like, and that's when we'll be out of money
Speaker 2: because we are giving it all away, is can someone
Speaker 2: go out with a fucking bang be like, no, bro,
Speaker 2: here's one hundred BILLI for fucking unhoused people. Yeah, in
Speaker 2: the United States, boom, let's go. I mean, like, I
Speaker 2: get you're stretching it out over years, but you know,
Speaker 2: the brand is really toxic for billionaires, and it can
Speaker 2: just take one person to really work on their brand.
Speaker 2: You know. That's the conversation that's happening behind closed doors,
Speaker 2: worked on our branding? How do we build a brand?
Speaker 2: These greedy motherfuckers who don't know a working person if
Speaker 2: their life depended on it. So all their ideas are
Speaker 2: so abstract and like won't resonate. Like what if you
Speaker 2: opened a theme park that was free for brown kids. Oh,
Speaker 2: I don't know what the answer is, but I know
Speaker 2: that it involves AI. That's right, you know, exactly exactly
Speaker 2: all right, there's a there's a big I don't know
Speaker 2: which one's bigger bigger news in terms of the passing
Speaker 2: of the torch, but we have a new top three soda,
Speaker 2: which I don't. I'm not gonna say I'm shocked, but
Speaker 2: I was spiritually affected by this. It's like a head
Speaker 2: of state has passed or so. Yeah, exactly, this is
Speaker 2: there's a new top three. So do you know the
Speaker 2: top three sodas off the top of your head? Up
Speaker 2: to this point, I don't know. I only know like
Speaker 2: coke or Pepsi are probably the top two. Coke and
Speaker 2: Pepsi and Doctor Pepper have been our top three. Doctor
Speaker 2: Pepper really like the people who love Doctor Pepper loved
Speaker 2: Doctor Pepper so hard, like they just yeah, yeah, anyways,
Speaker 2: Pepsi has been knocked out of the top three. Oh
Speaker 2: and god Jack, hold on, really you are right? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 2: for real, all of the all of the Pepsi has
Speaker 2: been knocked out of the top It's it's been replaced
Speaker 2: by sprite. Oh ship. Yeah, okay, I get behind that, Spry. Yeah. Hey,
Speaker 2: our time has come clear. Drinkers unite. Yeah, we obeyed
Speaker 2: our thirst to the top three. Baby Anthony honestly did
Speaker 2: it to me for knowing how on the internet people
Speaker 2: know the healing power of sprite out of like a
Speaker 2: fucking soda fountain. Well this is this was a long
Speaker 2: time coming. Surprising that it took this long. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 2: while we're going through such a caffeine assance where everybody
Speaker 2: is like, yeah, being caffeinated, it's surprising that a non
Speaker 2: caffeinated beverage is taking is landing in the top three. However,
Speaker 2: I will say, we're not If you need a caffeinated
Speaker 2: pick me up, you're not going to Pepsi anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 2: You're going to Monster like cocaine Blast. Yeah, exactly, Yeah,
Speaker 2: monster cocaine Monster cocaine Blast. Yeah. So it never really
Speaker 2: made sense like this is this seems like, you know,
Speaker 2: either coke or Pepsi, we're gonna last in the top three,
Speaker 2: and then you needed some some variety in there. But yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean it may we've been dunking
Speaker 2: on Pepsi since we did that, like one long form
Speaker 2: story about the logo redesign, you know, and how lost
Speaker 2: they are as a company who has like been like
Speaker 2: a spokesperson for Pepsi, you know, like the ars dude,
Speaker 2: the top people, the Spice Gros data mess back in
Speaker 2: the day. Recently, I'm saying, oh, yeah, they're off that
Speaker 2: generation next shit, remember Yeah, that Generation Next was fucking
Speaker 2: killing it. The last time I heard I can think
Speaker 2: of a celebrity being associated with Pepsi was the Generat Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: twenty twenty. Was that twenty twenty? I think it was
Speaker 2: right after anyway, Yeah, where she's like, I've solved racial
Speaker 2: inequity and it just gives the Kapa Pepsi and then
Speaker 2: everybody's cool. I think that this is a direct result
Speaker 2: of this, but it's definitely like the death. They're part
Speaker 2: of the same thing, you know. Yeah, I mean that
Speaker 2: must suck to work at Pepsi, right, Like if you're
Speaker 2: like in their innovation, like if you're the people that
Speaker 2: are like in charge of making sure the brand is hot,
Speaker 2: they're probably like, you fucked us. Yeah, because Sprite is
Speaker 2: a coke product, I think, right, yeah, there's a Starry
Speaker 2: Do or whatever the fuck whatever, you know what I'm
Speaker 2: talking about, the Starry Storry. Yeah, Starry Do Star dou Valley.
Speaker 2: I think that's what I was a tie in conflating
Speaker 2: the two. But yeah, I again just fall back. I think,
Speaker 2: do you think it's a good time? I mean, no,
Speaker 2: they're not going to do that, but like PEPSI should
Speaker 2: just give up I think they have a little bit.
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, their focus is on mountain dew, like
Speaker 2: they're seeing the growth probably like the growth lines not
Speaker 2: really match up for the pet for the actual pepsi beverage.
Speaker 2: But yeah, like they're a good good pepsi, like weird
Speaker 2: like nitro pepsi, where like you there's like a little
Speaker 2: nitrogen canister that you like carbonate the pepsi with and
Speaker 2: it's to be actually pretty good. So maybe that's their
Speaker 2: lanes like more of a niche thing. Yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 2: pepsi do a liquid nitrogen one so we can all
Speaker 2: have fun. I mean when I was a kid, like
Speaker 2: PEPSI was the ship. When I was a kid, like
Speaker 2: pepsi was cool. I was. I was a pepsi fan.
Speaker 2: Yeah I didn't. I didn't. I wasn't like when the
Speaker 2: people like pepsi, I was like, oh ship. I remember
Speaker 2: coming in from like playing outside and being really thirsty
Speaker 2: it was like the summer and just taking a massive
Speaker 2: pepsi to the dome, just like chugging a can maybe
Speaker 2: a can and a half of pepsi and that being
Speaker 2: the first like drug experience in where I was like,
Speaker 2: I feel incredible at tearing right after garage that had
Speaker 2: the refrigerator that was fun pepsi. Yeah yeah, all right,
Speaker 2: well all right for a boomers. That's why I'm saying boomers. Wow, boomer,
Speaker 2: I'm not a boomer bae. Also, I'm off pepsi now
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. So, like you know, I
Speaker 2: never actually liked it. Wow, baity Now was like your parents.
Speaker 2: First of all, my mother never let me drink colas.
Speaker 2: That's why I was always team sprite for whatever reason
Speaker 2: in her mind, clear soda was somehow the better option.
Speaker 2: But this is a crazy fall from the late eighties
Speaker 2: when Michael Jackson and Madonna were like pepsi people, and
Speaker 2: like that, something happened in that branding, like that marketing department.
Speaker 2: They must have maybe taken just obscene swings on talent
Speaker 2: and they're like, we're gonna fucking create our business if
Speaker 2: we pay Kendall Jenner another fourteen million dollars to hold
Speaker 2: a can of sprite up to a CoP's face. Yeah,
Speaker 2: canna pepsi, she held a canda sprite up. We actually
Speaker 2: would none of this would have happened, and she would
Speaker 2: have solved exactly racism, exactly. All right, We'll be right back,
Speaker 2: and we're back. We're back, and the orange smoke has
Speaker 2: come out of the White House and announced a trade deal.
Speaker 2: I thought you're going to talk about that most beautiful
Speaker 2: girl thing? Oh enough, did you see that? No? It
Speaker 2: so stupid. There's like a sorry, this is like a
Speaker 2: thing in our dock right now of a trending story
Speaker 2: where Yahoo is said she was named most beautiful girl
Speaker 2: in the world at age six. Here's what she looks
Speaker 2: like at twenty four. It's the dumbest article of like
Speaker 2: just like this. I don't know who the fuck is
Speaker 2: saying this is the most beautiful girl of the when
Speaker 2: she was six years old. That is gross fucking predator shit,
Speaker 2: not like some guy with an eye for talent, whoever
Speaker 2: the fuck named it. But then like they're like, and
Speaker 2: now she's still a model, great, yeah, right, Like so
Speaker 2: this person was had an eye for that. Yeah. This
Speaker 2: story just weirded me out to the extent that I
Speaker 2: was just going to try and skip it, but I
Speaker 2: just I couldn't. When I saw those it was just
Speaker 2: funny because I was like, Okay, what the fuck is
Speaker 2: going on here with this headline. It's just now I
Speaker 2: have more questions about who goes around naming the most
Speaker 2: beautiful children in the world, like we need to fucking
Speaker 2: investigate anyone doing that shit. Well, she looks like like
Speaker 2: the pictures of her when she's six, it looks like
Speaker 2: she's back in that like beauty uh competition, like child
Speaker 2: beauty competition shit like Toddler's and Tiaras shit. Which, yeah,
Speaker 2: that whole thing is so so weird, so broken and strange,
Speaker 2: and uh it's like Yaho. And by the way, those
Speaker 2: are the people who think everybody in Hollywood are pedophiles
Speaker 2: and you know what I mean, like that this is
Speaker 2: what they've got going on is on the weekend. Also,
Speaker 2: this makes sense because Yahoo definitely appeals to like the
Speaker 2: oldest people on the internet. So for them, they will
Speaker 2: read a headline like this completely uncritically and be like,
Speaker 2: what did ever happen to the most beautiful six year old? Right?
Speaker 2: And then that be it. Anyway, she's fine, she's twenty four. Great, Yeah,
Speaker 2: there we go, amazing, amazing story, great work, Yahoo. Trade deal.
Speaker 2: Trump has announced a historic trade deal, more historic than
Speaker 2: anything ever. Yeah, it's not much of anything. It's for
Speaker 2: first of all, like announce a trade deal with China. Okay,
Speaker 2: not our ninth largest trading partner, like the at least
Speaker 2: hit the top three. Who's it with with the UK?
Speaker 2: With the UK? Yeah? Yeah, And you know it's like,
Speaker 2: first of all, there's still ten percent tariffs on them,
Speaker 2: so it's like, well, what's the thing They're like emphasizing
Speaker 2: other industries like AI and biotech and all this other shit.
Speaker 2: So a lot of people are like, what is this
Speaker 2: really and is this just a fig leaf? Like is
Speaker 2: this an actual deal or we just saying we're claiming
Speaker 2: victory because we need to claim victory. It feels like
Speaker 2: they're just claiming victory to claim victory because like, while
Speaker 2: the market had a slight uptick, this does nothing to
Speaker 2: actually sort of assuage concerns over what the fuck is
Speaker 2: going on with the economy and what this trade war
Speaker 2: is going to look like. Howard lutnik though, came out
Speaker 2: and he started trending because again it's sycophant Fridays or
Speaker 2: Thursdays or Saturday, whatever, it's time for the siccaphans to
Speaker 2: come out, and this was him talking about how this
Speaker 2: is the Secretary of Commerce, Howard Lutnix saying how fucking
Speaker 2: sick this deal is but the president.
Speaker 3: And by the way, I want to make this clear, Well,
Speaker 3: Jamison and.
Speaker 2: I worked hard.
Speaker 3: This was the president's deal, and people think, oh, that's
Speaker 3: not the way it works. If you got to sit
Speaker 3: next to him, I have the best deal maker to
Speaker 3: my left, and if you don't fit, then we take
Speaker 3: advantage of him calling the Prime minister getting that deal done.
Speaker 3: You don't understand who's the president of United States. So
Speaker 3: he's the closer. He gets deals done that we could
Speaker 3: never get done because he understands business. He understands deals,
Speaker 3: and that's why we're here today.
Speaker 2: Well okay, Jesus Christ. And by the way, it's almost
Speaker 2: like it's like written word for word from something that
Speaker 2: Trump dictated. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's the president. And by
Speaker 2: the way, uh, the most amazing president of all time.
Speaker 2: And if you don't know, you don't understand President deals
Speaker 2: the way he make a deal, so deal that I
Speaker 2: was even like, you're the closer. Okay, man, it's getting
Speaker 2: so weird. I mean it's been weird, but like the
Speaker 2: just the the fact that every five days they need
Speaker 2: to have an in person PEP rally for him in
Speaker 2: front of him, like in front of the media is
Speaker 2: really weird. It's really weird. It's a weird world. It's
Speaker 2: fucking fucking sad. So a lot of people are like,
Speaker 2: we'll see what this fucking deal renders, but this just
Speaker 2: feels like a lot of just deal for Optic's sake,
Speaker 2: TBD on what the long term benefits will be for
Speaker 2: either country. All right, And finally Joe Biden had to
Speaker 2: uh had to get his his flowers. It's like everyone
Speaker 2: talking about this guy funeral Fer, What about my dad
Speaker 2: funeral I could have won? Yeah, so he a view
Speaker 2: of it. Yeah, he's like in a reputation management tour
Speaker 2: and he's got a quote veteran campaign and communications strategist
Speaker 2: to help him fix his public image. And so his
Speaker 2: first stop was the View and he claimed that he
Speaker 2: would have beaten Trump had he run, so like basically
Speaker 2: just being like, you know, we saw when he dropped out.
Speaker 2: He was like, she can't win, man, she stinks man,
Speaker 2: And it's me baby all day, Joe b And when
Speaker 2: he dropped out, there was like a massive, like multi
Speaker 2: digit surge in polling. Like the only reason that it
Speaker 2: was ever anywhere close was because he dropped out. You
Speaker 2: And also, to be fair, she ran on the same
Speaker 2: things you would have ran on too. The reason she
Speaker 2: lost was because she refused to knife you the way that.
Speaker 2: And again, this is just a great you know, Kamala
Speaker 2: Harris refusing to back away from Joe Biden's terrible policies.
Speaker 2: Great call on her part, and her advisor's good, great call.
Speaker 2: You you got absolutely nothing out of it other than
Speaker 2: a fucking historical loss that completely fucked this country for
Speaker 2: decades to come. But on the other hand, you have
Speaker 2: the loyalty of this guy who came out and just
Speaker 2: fucking knifety on the view right. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's just like I don't know why he thinks he
Speaker 2: needs to resurrect, Like what the why are you on
Speaker 2: any kind of I mean, he's still got a future
Speaker 2: of any sort, like not just like not being alive,
Speaker 2: but I think he thinks he has a future, Like
Speaker 2: he can run again. Doctor Jill can buy him an
Speaker 2: Oculus headset and just let him fucking have fun for
Speaker 2: like twelve hours a day with that thing. I'm sure
Speaker 2: it'll blow his mind. Just let him just he's old, Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's old. He's like, you know, a lot of people
Speaker 2: didn't show up. He acts like the depression in turnout
Speaker 2: had to do with the fact that he wasn't on
Speaker 2: the ballot, rather than people being so dissatisfied with the
Speaker 2: direction of the country and having a candidate was not
Speaker 2: offering anything different main character syndrome. Yeah it was. It
Speaker 2: was actually all about me. Well, many stories appear to
Speaker 2: all be about you when they're when you're you. That's
Speaker 2: just the way that life works. And apparently that optical
Speaker 2: illusion never gets any less tricky to certain people. Yeah. Hey, well,
Speaker 2: like last time I ran, and that looked totally different
Speaker 2: for me than this time when I didn't run, and
Speaker 2: this time I lost. Uh oh man. When asked about
Speaker 2: whether or not the story is about his cognitive decline
Speaker 2: were true or not, he refuted them and then like
Speaker 2: rambled for several minutes before his wife had to be like,
Speaker 2: all right, Joe, let's let's move it. Joe, let's wrap
Speaker 2: it up. Let's wrap it up. I'm a cognitive decline.
Speaker 2: I don't know cognitive I'm behind it. End of it here.
Speaker 2: This is a little bit and which I won't go
Speaker 2: into him in interested time, interested time, And we got
Speaker 2: it done. And you know one of the things that
Speaker 2: that well, well, you know one of the things. There
Speaker 2: you go, doctor Jill, come on with Dally, you finish that.
Speaker 2: You know what Joe's trying to say? I think here
Speaker 2: that was a question about his cognitive decline, and he
Speaker 2: fucking trailed off mid sentence. How who is out here
Speaker 2: being like, dude, this guy's still got it. We got
Speaker 2: to get him out there in front of the view.
Speaker 2: Just a bunch of people who are making money off
Speaker 2: of this shit, like including the fucking Chris Meager, whoever
Speaker 2: this strat at the Communic Comms guy he hired, who's
Speaker 2: just like, yeah, well fucking take a check and tell
Speaker 2: him I can. I'll convince the world the earth is
Speaker 2: fucking brown and the sky is orange. Sure. Brian the
Speaker 2: Editor asked if he does birthday parties. That is like
Speaker 2: literally the like he's very predictable, Like he is like
Speaker 2: a pool string toy, you know, like that, I know
Speaker 2: exactly what he's gonna sound like. You ask him a question,
Speaker 2: he's gonna talk about it for half a sentence, talk
Speaker 2: about how and we did something about that, We got
Speaker 2: that done so and then he's gonna stumble a little bit,
Speaker 2: and then someone's gonna come in and be like dude,
Speaker 2: and that's I cannot handle powerful old white guy geriatric
Speaker 2: jazz anymore from please, none of these people say actual
Speaker 2: things out loud that makes sense. Ever, Trump, It's interesting,
Speaker 2: like I feel like they've decided to take over. Like
Speaker 2: there's a lot more press these days with Donald Trump,
Speaker 2: where he's not talking and people are talking about him,
Speaker 2: and he just sits there pleased and allows people to
Speaker 2: talk about it. That's how you hide up someone's cognitive
Speaker 2: That's right, Yeah, that's how it's done. And this guy's
Speaker 2: so smart he's not even saying anything, and don't ask him.
Speaker 2: He's falling asleep and is soon all right. Those are
Speaker 2: some of the things that are trending on this Thursday afternoon.
Speaker 2: We are back tomorrow with a whole lass episode of
Speaker 2: the show. Until then, be kind to each other, be
Speaker 2: kind to yourselves, get your vaccines where you still can
Speaker 2: get your flu shot, don't do nothing about white supremacy,
Speaker 2: and we will talk to you all tomorrow. Bye bye.
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